/sug/ - Steven Universe General
A very blue gem Edition
Last Thread: >>7120675
[NEW RELEASES]
>Full bomb released by CN itself! Episodes 11 to 15
Direct/Torrent: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Marebucks: Starting from https://marebucks.com/sun/112
Dailymotion (480p): http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x4rwl8
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
>2-minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
LAPIS BLOWS
New meme
Gems should garden
canon
H-here we go.
Here we go.
>Your favourite SU character goes to Silent Hill.
>The town shows you terrible monsters and imagery in the forms of your worst fears and deepest regrets.
>What dose your favourite SU character see in the nightmare town of Silent Hill?
>>7125020
>>7125022
Giantess Blue Diamond butt. Ripping out of her dress.
>>7125020
>>7125022
H O L Y S H I T
>>7125041
Hey, buddy. How are you feeling?
>>7125025
you don't have anything else to do? fuck off cunt
>>7125025
Posting from the last thread my dumb ideas.
>Lapis finds herself in Silent hill.
>The monsters range from.....
>Giant muscle dumb ugly gorilla like monsters that attempt to grab her and force her inside of them when they grab her. representing Jasper.
>big hunchback monsters with giant spikes on there arms who are very vigilant and will attack her or any other monster on sight. representing Bismuth
>monster that walk on stilts while the rest of there libs are stubby and deformed that scream at Lapis and attempt to grab her almost hugging her while still hurting her and screaming at her. Representing Peridot
>And lastly are monsters that look like small children there all grey and nude with no real features besides a mouth they don't attack Lapis but hide away from her in fear and let out high pitched child like cry's when she gets close. Representing Steven.
Thinking about that sweet delicious watery milk.
>>7125057
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you'll never be forced to lick every inch of blue diamonds feet
>>7125057
>More Silent hill inspired Monsters made from Lapis conscious.
>Monsters with long legs and long arms that have a giant middle that looks like a hand mirror. The monster will break its own mirror is it sees Lapis screaming in pain as it attempts to slash at Lapis with the mirror shards. representing Lapis fear of mirrors.
>Monsters that is a mass of limbs that look like one bigger being holding the other down it roams around moaning in pain while trying to grab and suffocate Lapis when it finds her. representing Lapis fear of Fusion.
>Monsters that hide in water with long blue hair and very feminine features had an almost centipede like body and will attempt to grab Lapis if she's near. representing Malachite.
>Monsters that are huge towing like figures in dark hoods with messed up faces and covered in blood they are impossible to kill but do not care about Lapis one bit when seeing her and will just swipe away at her when she gets close. Representing The Diamonds.
>>7125057
A large table covered in corn, representing the Earth.
>that moment Steven talked like Jar Jar Binks
Absolutely horrifying.
>>7125069
Her feet could be sweaty.
I want to HUG Jasper!
>>7125087
I want to do all sorts of terrible things to Jasper.
>>7125084
Even better!
>>7125055
bored as fr*ck
>>7125069
How the fuck is there no Blue Diamond feet art yet? Theirs tons of booty art bot no feet art? wtf
>>7125026
Just Jaspers
>>7125097
Yeah, I hear ya.
>>7125102
nothing for yellow diamond either.
>>7125102
I might draw fag some expanding Diamond asses and foot play to appeal to my fellow thirstfags.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7125102
Lips kind of did some feet.
>>7125090
Why is it hot?
>>7125026
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_stage
That explain their childish behavior
/sug/ does this sound like a good basis for a fairy tale?
>a street urchin is turned into a cat for pickpocketing a god and so she goes on a quest to become human again
>>7125080
I didn't realize before that that the ground is padded. I thought it was grass or astroturf
>>7125097
I hear that. one day soon winter will pass and the world will seem ibteresting again
>>7125097
HOW ABOUT A YOUTUBE VIDEO THEN, PERIDOODLEY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBuH6Bj27r0
>>7125129
H O T
>>7125136
Eat a box of nails.
I took a request yesterday, but I was lazy and didn't color.
Here's the colored version.
Have we talked about this yet? Upcoming book
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>The Art of Steven Universe is the first book to take fans behind the scenes of the groundbreaking and boundlessly creative Cartoon Network animated series Steven Universe. The eponymous Steven is a boy who—alongside his mentors, the Crystal Gems (Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl)—must learn to use his inherited powers to protect his home, Beach City, from the forces of evil. Bursting with concept art, production samples, early sketches, storyboards, and exclusive commentary, this lavishly illustrated companion book offers a meticulous written and visual history of the show, as well as an all-access tour of the creative team’s process. The Art of Steven Universe reveals how creator Rebecca Sugar, the writers, the animators, and the voice actors work in tandem to bring this adventure-packed television series to life.
>>7125145
What'd I do?
>>7125017
Good shit, my dood
>>7125125
you're late.10 minutes
now take a seat. we have stuff to do
>>7125150
IT AIN'T COMING OUT FOR A FUCKING Y E A R
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7125025
Amethyst and Armstrong in Silent Hill together when?
>>7125102
Feet are ew
>>7125149
Looks great dude
>>7125158
Guuuuuuud stuff
>>7125132
>meme doc
>>7125159
make me
>>7125158
Aww, I've never seen that one before. It's cute.
>>7125150
>July
CAN'T WAIT
Who's most likely to sleep with Steven to keep him company and to keep him warm.
No lewds please just comfy sleeping gems with sleeping Steven.
>>7125149
Thanks a lot for the dedications to the request senpai.
>>7125128
gave me a hearty kek
>>7125071
But Lapis held Jasper down, why would the big limbs hold the other limbs down?
>>7125163
feet r nice
>>7125158
I like the idea of her shapeshifting a mermaid tail to humor Steven.
>>7125122
that'd be neat. I kind of want to see casual BD tho
>>7125160
>year
>6 months
does anyone have a risque pic of lapis where you can see her bare pelvis but the pussy is just out of view
>>7125158
Why is there no fiction of a kid looking after a mermaid? how is that not a thing?
>>7125197
I usualy have go to's, but I try posting something new every now and then
>>7125216
sure are
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>7125134
yeah
>>7125245
>>7125235
isn't that the plot of ponyo?
>>7125069
>you get abducted from Earth by Blue Diamond
>you beg for mercy and say you'll do anything to not die
>you're made into Blue Diamond's foot slave
>she holds her toes when not needed, and you're too weak to escape when she's barely even trying to hold you
>you live this way for years, eventually forgetting you ever had a life outside your Goddess's feet
>you grow old as she stays the same age
>on your deathbed, the last thing you hear is Blue Diamond whispering to you "I wouldn't have killed you in the first place. I would've let you go anyway"
>you smile
>you can't even remember what she's talking about, but you're happy to have lived a live at her feet
>>7125245
kiss me
>>7125232
>risque
Rip English 550 to 2016
>>7125202
Steven teaching Peridot how to sleep, since she loves learning new things
May pass out of a marathon of CPH, pass out on season five cause fuck S5
>>7125295
mmh
>>7125243
I hate how the only time the show did good feet was for stevonnie, everyone else is just flat
>>7125271
* 2017
The fuck auto correct?
>>7125232
This?
>>7125232
Is this what you're looking for?
daddy gregs yummy cummies
>>7125232
this?
This thread is lame
where's Full circle when you need him
>>7125325
No, that's something Sapphire is suppose to suck and get fucked by for 72 hours.
>>7125235
commission a pilot storyboard and pitch it to CN or nick
>>7125254
Ponyo isn't a mermaid, though.
Just a fish.
>>7125308
...or this?
>>7125323
>googles it
Stands for shock. Kill yourself. Un-re-fucking-lated.
>>7125211
Hmmmm I think your right I should of put it the other way around to show Lapis fear of how dominate and abusive she was.
>>7125295
Thanks doc.
>>7125361
this?
>>7125362
you didn't even read the whole definition you mongoloid
>>7125329
shoving a 18 inch dildo up his ass
>>7125057
The Grey Babies are already canon monsters though, anon
>>7125329
We don't deserve someone as talented as him.
>>7125338
lucky...
>>7125361
This?
>>7125362
You are really stupid. Like really dumb. Wow.
>>7125356
I want Steven and Lapis to go skinny dipping in the sea at night with only the full moon to brighten up them as they have playful fun in the water.
>>7125411
ooh, that's a good one
>>7125365
Fear of one's self is something hard to portray in a Silent Hill scenario.
Especially when the person is afraid of mirrors for unrelated reasons.
>>7125426
this?
>>7125430
I think a horrifying looking mirror-eye version of herself would work
>>7125399
What? yeah I know about the grey children in silent hill 1 but there hostile monsters that attack you with knifes
I was picturing a very small child like monster that runs away in fear at the sight of Lapis while crying and its not hostile at all its just sad to look at.
imagine if steven had come with lapis when she broke out of the mirror
what if lapis and peridot made a youtube channel
>>7125434
this?
>>7125467
>imagine if steven died in the 25th episode
Hair bra
>>7125473
I'd pull out my AK-47 and shoot Peridot in the face.
>>7125424
i feel like we're too late in the show without having seen many different gems
>>7125473
I'd like all of their videos but never subscribe
peri a cute
i want to fuse with peri
and my future vision shows me that it will happen
>>7125541
Sorry what?
>>7125564
Hell, can't deny future vision.
>>7125578
i feel like we're too late in the show without having seen many different gems
>>7125513
>Blue Diamond walking through the halls
>Her breasts jiggling with every step
>Her nipples being stimulated by her soft silky hair
>They constantly poke through her hair bra and are out in the air
>Gem servants arent allowed to say a word as to not embarrass her and risk being shattered for having seen her royal nips
>>7125541
I'm sure we won't see variations of Peridots or Lapises for the next two seasons, and we won't see a variation of a fusion gem until the last season, let alone new gems.
Or maybe Sucrose will finally nut up and make S5 the full gem lore season.
is there anymore pearlcest pics out there
i think i have a new fetish
>>7125492
this?
>>7125596
>sweating.jpg
>>7125607
>next two seasons
lol
>>7125150
How much more money does Rebecca need? She has like 209583029 books out already.
>>7125508
>The show is renamed to The Crystal Gems
>All the episodes are just of the Gems crying
>Episode 80 ends abruptly when the Cluster emerges
>The show is renamed to Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG and is just about Peridot's supremely dull life as she warps around the empire fixing non-descript machines
>>7125578
Corundum, Pearl, Quartz, Lapis, Peridot, Diamond, Bismuth, Agate.
That's 8 gem types we've seen in 3 and a half seasons.
>>7125608
would you hug peri?
>>7125619
If this shit ends in S5 I'm killing myself.
>>7125647
Eh. Probably.
>>7125634
>209583029 books
Yeah, give or take a few.
>>7125595
I have a gut feeling that the final season they have planned will end up being a cop out and the CG only end up liberating an outpost or some shit and send a message to actual homeworld about the new rebellion. so they'll save any new gem designs for another season if CN renews them.
Do you accept his choosening of you?
>>7125654
>>7125643
You can group Quartz, but I don't think it's fair to group Ruby and Sapphire since they're vastly different, still shitty we've seen so few though.
>>7125687
Ga-reg! :3
>>7125617
this?
>>7125301
Is this the ugh fag?
>>7125643
agate is a type of quartz anon.
However, we've seen garnets, beryls sugilites and malachites as fusions and tourmalines, glasses and maybe zirconia as gem monsters
>>7125717
this?
>>7125699
That actually makes me wonder if Rebecca Sugar even knows that rubies and sapphires are the same thing.
>>7125741
this?
>>7125617
This makes me miss the idea of Peridot being a Gem inserted in a mechanical body instead of using a light projection
I liked it more than her just being a damn midget on stilts anyway
>>7125422
I do not see them as dumb. Only a faggot like you talking about folks being dumb.
>>7125759
this?
>>7125380
>reads it
>I still win.
Kys
>>7125748
She probably named them Ruby and Sapphire before she decided that gems of a similar kind IRL are members of the same caste
>>7125729
Fusions don't count. Fusions explicitly don't exist on Homeworld.
I'll give you the one about corruptions, I guess, but we still don't know what they're supposed to look like.
>>7125779
this?
this thread is too blue goddammit
>>7125805
Dumb Lemonhead
>>7125805
get that yellow piece of trash out
>>7125805
>AU where Pearl is even more annoying
>>7125781
why doesnt her face look like a nutsac with teeth
>>7125761
I was partial to the idea of her being an amputee.
At least if she was, she'd've gotten her enhancers back by now.
>>7125795
there is no word one way or the other about whether fusion gems exist as non fusions, but given that gems are explicitly made of their gem material it seems likely that they do
>>7123763
It's not unheard of in mythology for cyclopes and creatures with a third eye to be able to see the future with their ESP-imbued one eye/third eye. If what you've proposed had ever crossed the minds of this show's character designers, they would have put that aside for the sake of the Garnet character having her Gems one on the palm of each hand and a third eye that watches the future.
Maybe one day there will be another Sapphire whose Gem is her eye, and she lives her life they way you've describe. Thanks for sharing your thoughts on the Sapphire character, user Anon.
>>7125805
that edit is pretty cute
>>7125801
Who makes Lapis the most wet?
>>7125789
It seems a little bit like a plothole to me.
Or maybe Sapphires are a close relative of Rubies. Like humans and monkeys.
What does Sapphire's breast milk taste like?
>>7125874
Depends on her current state of mind.
>>7125805
I wonder if Yellow Pearl is as thirsty as our Pearl.
>>7125887
blueberries and cream
>>7125699
I think gems of the same type are only grouped by body proportions. It's clear Rose Quartzes don't serve the same purposes as Amethysts, Jaspers Carnelians and Agates
>>7125887
It'd taste like the magic muffin from the Fairly Odd Parents movie.
>>7125805
>"I think I'll try drinking tonight!"
>2 hours later
>"I want my Diamuh-huh-huuuuunnnnnnd!"
>>7125900
only for her beloved diamond
>>7125887
Like half n half, but with only one half.
>>7125801
this?
Steven here, I'm posting because I woke up this morning and my pants were all sticky and it looked like someone had been ontop of my bed while I slept and its creeping me out, when I asked Pearl she tried to change the subject and when I went to visit Lapis today she was acting really weird around me and told me to see her another day, should I be suspicions? or do you think I just had a wet dream?
I need more canary love
>>7125957
this?
>>7125900
for blue, yeah
>>7125887
Surely not sweet delicious and watery
>>7125618
>new gem stationed near Blue Diamonds quarters
>can hear the booming footsteps of her Diamond getting closer
>straightens out and looks forward awaiting for her to come into view to greet her
>Greets her but notices she stops and stands infront of her while asking for a status report while she was gone
>looks up and notices her hard blue nipples poking out from her makeshift bra out of her hair
>barely able to keep coherent while staring at her and notices her diamond getting annoyed
>"what is wrong with you? is something distracting you?"
>Notice her blue pearl behind her franticly shaking her head and zipping her mouth while pointing at her chest
>>7125966
Well, I drew this a while back
>>7125967
this?
>>7125801
Is that some Dr. Bronner's Schizo Soap I see?
>>7125966
>>7126008
And this
>>7126010
Breathfag detected.
>>7125918
>>7125970
We talkin' SU crossed over with Nick cartoons?
>>7126010
this?
>>7125887
I cant /sug/ I tried but I cant fap to this it just looks like a giant pimple to me
>look up Momocon stuff
>see this
guess I have to buy a ticket now
>>7126052
What about this?
>>7126052
Imagine fitting that entire nipple into your mouth.
>>7126094
>no sugar
discarded and burned. a panel without sugar is useless
>>7126094
>one of the newest crystal gems
>crystal gems
god damn it, Sucrose
>>7126050
this?
>>7126094
N U T
>>7126102
>>7126130
We learned at a Sugarless panel that Peridot would poof and that YD would get a song, retardo. What do we get at Sugar panels, fucking autists singing to her and talking about how much they relate to Peridot.
>>7126094
>Crystal gem
Well now we know what's going to happen next episode
>>7126143
Saved faster than an orgasm on a rainy day.
>>7125962
Lapis here. Only one way to find out. I can watch over you while you sleep.
You should also sleep naked. Not only because you don't want your pants to get sticky, but also so that I can watch your penis carefully to be sure something happens.
>>7126155
meant for >>7126120
>>7126131
this?
>>7126155
but sugar is the one i masturbate to
>>7126143
When will Sugar deliver more blue gem hand porn
>>7125687
only if he tops
it's been a while since I saw good lewds
>>7126214
This made me horny.
>>7126189
>>7126240
this?
Does pokemon still exist in steven universe.
is there a bigger version of this?
>>7126278
>no titties
garbage
>>7126259
This?
Fucking stop.
>>7126176
Ok Lapis but only if you keep me warm at night I hope you keep me safe from any weirdos trying to do creepy things while I sleep.
>>7125634
There's one book plus Mad Libs, though?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kzQWJcjb1z
come on and sing it with me
>>7126278
That's her quartz seed spilling out of that hole.
>>7126289
this?
>>7126312
This?
>>7126288
Is one titty better
anybody got any good ponnie
>>7126312
this?
>>7125805
>>7126003
I wonder if any gems have been caught masterbating to their diamond?
>>7126094
>no Kimberly Brooks
Son of a bitch
>>7126298
God I love that design for Steven so much its how Picture he would look as he got olderd
>>7126339
Dumb Lemonhead
>>7126296
She has that one comic with Youth in Decline, one or two books about the CGs published by Cartoon network, a shitload of comics about SU, The Answer, and now this book. I also heard about her doing a song book for SU or something like that.
>>7126335
This?
>>7126351
You are either very young or don't speak english well.
>>7125641
sounds deep
>>7126395
this?
>>7126269
No, they have Golf Quest instead.
>>7126431
This?
>>7126449
this?
>>7126298
but I don't know the lyrics
>>7126461
this?
>>7125634
>How much more money does Rebecca need?
She's Jewish.
>>7126461
This?
I've seen a few people now asking to see pictures of Rebecca's daughter.
Is this another /sug/ meme or did I miss something?
>>7126501
What do you think?
Redid this one because it looked shitty. Don't worry OR I'll get around to doing ACTUAL spooning.
>>7126340
>random Amethyst stationed at the human zoo
>observing the zoomans in their alone time
>see one of them rubbing one out behind the baths
>decide to copy it and shapeshift their own dong
>FirstOrgasmEver.jpg
>Become addicted and constantly sneak away to jerk off in a corner, leaving puddles of cum almost everywhere for some random gem to clean up
>Their gem begins projecting lewd thoughts of her diamond
>halls echo with moans while everyone is left confused and chalk it up to space noises
did u rike it anon
>>7126367
>Greg and BD get together after she is redeemed.
>Greg finds he loves BD just as much as he did Rose while BD finally feels happy again after such a long time of being sad.
>BD and Grg finally take there relationship to the next level and have a child together.
>BD gives birth to a beautiful baby girl with a huge diamond in her middle but unlike Steven this baby is pretty big for a baby.
>As Greg takes care of her she quickly grows and when she reaches 5 she is a happy normal child but she is also huge almost as big as an adult.
>By the time BDs child is a teen she is already far bigger then a normal human and is incredible powerful.
>Steven and BDs kid get along very well and go on adventures together with Steven teaching his younger sister along the way.
>>7126501
It's not a /sug/ meme, but it must be a meme from somewhere else because Rebecca has never been pregnant, nor have I heard of her adopting a child.
>>7126269
No World War 2 means no nuking Hiroshima, which means no Godzilla, which means no kaiju, which means no monster fandom, which means no Pokemon.
>>7126501
Rebecca miscarried some time ago so now everyone jokes about it
>>7126531
Fucking heart warming. Also Blue would be able to still be alive because Diamonds got the power to.
>>7126537
>Rebecca has never been pregnant
anon.....
>>7126515
very nice
>>7126518
I did, thank you.
>>7126545
That's fucked up.
>>7126545
source?
>>7126545
No this is a different meme I guess, people are acting like she has a daughter that she never takes out in public.
>>7126498
What is Jones going to do now that his side actually won every aspect of the government
Is he going to turn against them, or is he going to complain about external forces now? He can't side with the establishment now
>>7126278
I dunno but here's a bigger version I got from throwing it into waifu2x
>>7126577
RIP Stevonnie
>>7126598
Stevonnie is the one she miscarried.
The one locked in the basement and forced to live off of Ian's table scraps is named Garnet.
>>7126646
Never forget.
>>7126540
SU's alternate history seems to be butterfly effect-proof, except for random details like state names and the snake on the dollar bill.
>>7126278
That drawing is fucking amazing.
>>7126671
You just murdered me via laughter
>>7126156
Lapis drowns Beach City?
>character does anything involving another character
>"OMG THEY LUB EACH OTHR :0 :)))"
HATE
>>7126670
Sleep tight raper.
>>7126278
>google image search only brings me to those shitty aggregate sites that don't even bring you to the exact post
Goddammit, Tumblr she's supposed to be able to fly.
>>7126752
>"Hey, who turned out the lights?!"
>>7126786
non-deathly obese people aren't ~diverse~ enough
>>7126754
Is there a pic of her saying that?
>>7126469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hS12g5W9XG
>>7126754
Shush, she loves all of us. Except the Jasperfags.
>>7126786
Why make another character fat and ugly when there's so many others that are fat and ugly, it doesn't make sense? Is Pearl next because her gem is a circle?
>>7126786
Blimps can fly.
>>7126786
How are there so many of these? Is it like a unified movement or do they simply arise out of Tumblr's shared mental retardation?
>>7126786
Did tumblr get mad when they saw Skinny? Did they call her a fat-shamer?
>>7126786
>someone actually said they liked this because they had a difficult time telling Lapis and Pearl apart
how do these people breathe
>>7126786
Her hair isn't even the same!
Lapis's hair is the same teardrop shape as her gem, and Tumblr couldn't even keep that when they made her fat.
>>7126853
Not Skinny herself so much as the fact that a lot of people liked Skinny.
They're genuinely upset that people like things.
>>7126873
>shaming partial blindness
get the fuck out now
>>7126786
he. this one is actually pretty funny. lapis is a terraformer. and she's supposed to be graceful and shit. then you have this little round woman that looks like a grumpy construction worker. it honestly works as a character
>>7126877
>Lapis's hair is the same teardrop shape as her gem, and Tumblr couldn't even keep that
To be fair neither can most of the boarders
>>7126873
They drown because they have a hard time telling air and water apart.
>>7126889
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7126835
They don't see enough characters that are obese like they are, and it makes them uncomfortable because of the subconscious reminder that they're not healthy or normal human beings.
So, they redraw characters as fat because it quiets down that feeling.
>>7126903
Oh, I wish.
>>7126889
>partial
>tfw isp banned from /trash/ on mobile even though I only lurk on the phone
>>7126894
I'd like a deformed Lazuli that was dumpy and fat desu
>>7126952
Are you okay Blue?
>>7126899
Other than Zuke and Colin, they keep it relatively teardrop shaped, only changing it when it's been messed up by the wind or something.
>>7126952
Why did your isp ban you from browsing /trash/?
>>7126957
Finally! A Lapis that's in Peridot's league!
>>7126939
They have Ruby, Bismuth, Garnet, Jasper, Amethyst, Rose, arguably Peridot, and maybe even Sapphire. But they can't handle two stick figure gems.
>>7126957
seriously. imagine a lapis like ours as the boss of a squad of those era two little things. they don'thave any powers so they're literally construction workers
holy fuck its been a long time since Ive been back in /sug/, missed yall
just watched the "early" "release" bomb and god damn I loved it all, the diamonds, the pearls, amethsyts, just everything so much more now
and GAAAH that YD song, I havent been this into the show in a while, feels good
>>7126979
god i'm glad zuke "the retarded fluke" is gone
>>7126982
fuck if I know, I tried to post something one day and noticed it said my isp and stuff was banned for abuse. Cant post on /v/ either but any other board I can. Doesnt effect much really since I just lurk but cant post anything from mobile
>>7127012
I wonder if there are short shitty Era 2 Lapises that just buzz around like flies. I wonder if Era 2 Pearls and Sapphires exist.
>>7127040
We all are.
Bulimic
>>7127040
What even happened, my crying space rock drama knowledge faded around the time she got 'bullied' off of social media, is she off the show now?
>>7127086
Era 2 Sapphires can see the present.
Era 2 Pearls look like this.
>>7127111
Zuke went full retard and quit because she felt that she was in an 'abusive' work environment, and Sugar wouldn't make Lapidot canon. I wish I was joking.
>>7127111
she no longer works on the show, had a secret blog where she wrote about how sugar is an abusive narcissist who ruined lapidot for her
>>7127111
She quit because she couldn't make Lapidot canon.
>>7127137
(not the anon you're answering) ...huh I guess I'm glad I wasn't paying much attention to whatever was going on there. Sounds stupid.
>>7127146
>>7126298
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kzQWJcjb1z
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VTsEXk3Dre
>>7127146
>I destroyed my chances in a field that people would kill to get into just because I wasn't allowed creative control of a project that wasn't mine
I hope she works minimum wage for the rest of her life
>>7127209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DgYzTYZNvD
>>7127263
She qualifies for disability.
She's gonna live off of her autism bux and keep making her shitty comic.
If we're lucky, she could turn out like Chris Chan.
In reality, she'll probably start a Patreon or a Kickstarter, because Tumblrinas and Ledditors would absolutely support more content from her.
>>7127341
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DgYzTYZNvD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N8MR4UM5AB
>>7127342
At the moment, it's been rumored that's leeching off of her loli gf Tang.
>>7127146
I don't think I've bellylaughed at dramu that hard since somebody shitflipped at Ian over the white edits and he was just 'lmao can i save that'
>>7127358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pyVi5RAVut
>>7127401
can you sing a song about Peridot's puffy vulva?
>opal is the national gem of Australia
>the kangaroo is the national animal of Australia
>SU fusions have duplicate body parts
>kangaroos have multiple vaginas
I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
>>7127341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0scckqd7ZAQ
>>7127393
Ian is so great. It's a shame his show will probably fail
>>7127426
Opal is a shitposter.
>>7127430
Ian was the best thing about early SU.
Cat Fingers and Frybo have Ian written all over them.
>>7127466
she got dsl
>>7127466
Opal is bulimic
>>7127466
MOST Australians are shitposter, not all.
>>7127411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10C5EngPo2Y
>>7126298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iwqHLuvbU8
>>7127521
Are you telling me that you don't like juicy fat pussy lips?
Don't lie to yourself.
>>7127521
I would sing with you, but my mic is a POS.
I love Lapis.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066009
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066009
http://www.strawpoll.me/12066009
>>7127573
Is this better?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13i1gCyPXeP
>>7127570
I hope she lovingly rapes you to sleep.
>>7127573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NU5LUPJPx2
Or maybe this?
gn /sug/ ill be back tomorrow to write more lewd short stories
>>7127554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UqfbYUCEp1
>>7127663
Goodnight, fella.
Steven and Peridot deserve each other.
>>7127670
That was hurtful and i expect you to apologize
>>7127670
sing about Opal's bulimia please
>>7127690
Fuck off, pedo.
did i hear wrong or does steven say "you can stop being such a dick to Ronaldo" in the haunted house ep. that just comes out of the blue
>>7127573
So Jasper hates singing because she was traumatized by losing all her comrades to the Diamond's corruption song?
>>7127709
Sugar is bulimic too
>>7127742
The gems are all facets of Rebecca's personality. Opal is the bulimic side of her.
>How long have you been a fan of SU
>Have you touched your naughty places, to porn of any of the Characters.
Mid November.
No.
>>7127756
Why are you forcing this meme so hard?
Lauren Zuke dindu nuffin, blame glucose
>>7127772
It's not a meme. Opal is canonically bulimic. kys
>>7127771
Since the first episode.
Yes.
at first i had a really hard time jacking off to the characters because i actually liked them, so i just picked one with no personality and went from there
>>7127771
July 13, 2015
Yes
>>7127771
since the pilot
you better believe I do
>>7127784
>kys
You must be 18 or older to post on 4chan.
>>7127793
You can just say it was Lapis.
>>7127787
BRUTAL
>>7127804
kys
>>7127793
>you can't fap to characters you like
>>7127690
>>7127816
are you indexer
>>7127771
Since Rose's room.
Yes.
>>7127771
Around the early eps first one i saw was the giant woman premiere i think, petered off gradually around the first bomb, might be dragged back in now that Zuke's out of the picture to be perfectly honest.
Jerked the gherkin to Pearl, Priyanka, Anal Fist, Jasp, and now BD.
>>7127787
Do you prefer Sapphire's monoboob or Blue Diamond's triboobs?
>>7127771
5000 BC
i have been touching the characters with my naughty places
>>7127793
I can only get off to characters I like.
>>7127830
There's nothing offensive about saying "Autist". Why do you have to play word judo?
>>7127833
kys
>>7127852
>using paint
please stop that's actually hurting me
why would you do that when GIMP and SAI are free
>>7127883
Because I like paint more
>>7127866
SO that's a yea then
>>7127771
SINCE THE PILOT
YES
>>7127899
I guess Indexer spends his time forcing memes when he isn't otherwise occupied being a complete asshole to everyone.
My opinion of the kid can't get much lower.
>>7127902
WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?
>>7127865
yes
autist
>>7127922
I LOVE JERKING OFF
>>7127780
Sugar is an abusive whore and is worse than Trump.
>>7127952
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU!
I'd like to see an episode where Steven gets JUST-ed in a fight with a Home World Gem. From that fight he gets amnesia and the gems have to help him remember who he is and who they are.
Howe do you think the Gems and Greg react to Steven not knowing who they are?
>>7127914
>My opinion of the kid can't get much lower.
Not even if he raped an entire village of starving people in Nigeria?
>>7126796
hey
what's an indexer?
>>7127992
that would make the opinion higher
>>7128007
are you new
>>7128007
a very funny jokester who resizes images and says "kill yourself" like the leafy fan he is.
>>7128030
pff no
cute lewds of peridot, anyone?
>>7128077
>>7128007
KILL
YOUR
SELF
NEW
FAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7128042
what ever you say bod
>>7128077
Yeah!
>>7128090
i mean, i'll do it. but.. why??
>>7128070
If it curbs your 'tism a little at least a couple times were cosplay.
This show is making me sad
>The diamonds are about to go to earth and abduct humans en masse
Welp, shit's going to go down.
>>7128149
aww.. i'll give a hug
>>7128149
I want the next episode now because That Will Be All is depressing.
>>7128155
i want the diamonds to construct an auschwitz for gems and then beat them and force them to do hard labor while wearing schutzstaffel uniforms. it's my fetish. so is getting kidnapped by peridot and being dragged off by any of the gems and got the shit beat out of me and killed while i screamed at the top of my throat.
>>7127771
Between Chille Tid and Cry for Help
Yes, many times
Rate my art, please /sug/.
>>7128182
Hugs won't help anon
Until scientists find a way to remove emotions, nothing will
I don't want to feel anymore
>>7128264
10/10
>>7128264
It's shit.
>>7128264
sucrose?
what are you doing here?
>>7128264
Anon, that's obviously a screencap from the show. This is obvious to the point of not even being a joke.
>>7128264
nigger/white people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV2b_mrdsMY
Both of the men are the average person on /sug/
>>7127771
Since the pilot. Been a fan of the Sugar since Pug Davis.
I schlick it all the time to Pearl being abused. I'm a horrible person.
>>7128397
>schlick
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>7128397
Post Pearl abuse
>>7128364
>Top 5 hottest Pokemon
I'm not watching that.
hey, psychology anons, how do i dream about being happy with lappy?
>>7128425
why not
>>7125102
Source?
>>7128035
he's been indexing a lot longer than you've been posting
>>7128458
DON'T
>>7128458
Lucid Dreaming, keep a dream journal
>>7128458
Dream about violently molesting her, and reverse psychology will happen.
To thoroughly explain, the ganglial limbic cortex in your brain will release hormones that induce happy thoughts when you think about something bad happening. So you just need to constantly think about Lapis being violently sexually tortured all day and good dreams will come.
>>7128499
whatever you say, indexer
>>7127132
Holy shit, Pearl looks strong as fuck.
>>7128458
You don't
Not even in dreams can you escape this horrid reality.
>>7128481
anon prefer water type pokemons
Steven belongs to the membarn. Crystal Gems can fuck off.
>>7128420
Get the fuck out tinytrip. I thought you were dead.
>>7128422
I approve of the concept, but that gif is rancid and rank.
Now Pearl being "lent out" to top preforming soldiers resulting in her being absolutely disgusted with herself and terrified? Gotta change my panties, bruh.
>>7128527
what if i told you that number one is rotten robbie
>>7128527
My favorite type is ghost actually.
>>7128575
I would like ghost pokemon if there were more cute or horrifying ones. Most of them look awfully bland for my tastes
I lucidly dreamt about the gems. Strangely, Peridot actively courted me despite my wanting Sapphire.
Meme gem was soft and knew how to handle a cock.
I am now in love with a fictional autist.
I can't wait to see her tonight.
>>7128567
and what kind of pokeeman is that?
LET'S
>>7128633
>brofist.png
kek
>>7128616
i think you actually had a brain fart
>>7128617
a vinnek
>>7128554
>>7128633
the pearls really complete this picture
>>7128658
Which blue is your favorite?
>>7128708
a dead one
>it's an "episode comes out and now all your saved images are weird" episode
>>7128708
this blue one
>>7128708
Blue Diamond, but only when she's big.
>>7128708
ALL OF THEM... except holly blue agate
>>7128708
Pearl's blushing cheeks.
>>7128736
you can just tell sugar boarded that
>>7128749
but blue bully a best
>>7128708
1.Lapis
2.Blue diamond
3.Sapphire
4.Blue Pearl
5.Holly blue
But, all blue is good.
needs more skinny fan art.
>>7128774
>>7128736
me niggas
>>7128736
My man
>>7128616
soft how
Okay if the writers gave the other characters good lines instead of just to Pearl, they would be just as popular as she is.
>>7128857
Her body. I remember her being very baby-powder soft.
>>7128884
not likely Pearl is Sugar's favorite
>>7128884
Fuck off, Pearlfag.
>>7128916
>what is reading comprehension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qerzAxSq-M4
Good night
>>7128910
How so? Where'd ya hear that?
>>7128929
>Thinking Pearl is the only character with good lines.
Fuck off, Pearlfag
>>7128708
pearl
This show really wouldn't be anything special without Pearl and Deedee. You don't have to be a pearlfag to recognize that.
>>7129010
If Pearl was voiced by anyone else I don't think she'd be as well loved as she is
>>7129010
DeeDee's a great VA, maybe even the best one the show has, but Pearl has the most screentime so it's no wonder she seems more interesting than the others since they haven't been shown much
>>7129076
Yeah totally because the memebarn is totally where all the good writing is at meepmorp XD
>>7129076
Deedee and Michaela are the two better VA's in the show, IMO.
>>7129010
>>7129056
This is true, I think the show wouldn't be the same if any of the Gems or Greg were missing. There is something special about that mix,
I'm off to work now, please post cute Stevens.
>>7129092
There's only been two meme barn episodes and they weren't even about Lapis or Peridot. What are you going on about?
Remember freaks, Jasper loves you!
>>7129247
Don't LIE to me, boy.
Is there a Lapis edit of this edgy album?
>>7129247
The only thing Jasper loves is a dead Diamond and sweet, sweet, fusion
>>7129274
I'm not lying! It's more of a tough love, like a "crush your head between my thighs like a watermelon" kind of love.
>>7129378
That's not a kind of love. I've checked.
>>7129364
She can fuse with my dick.
>>7129378
>Artist that draws Jasper with big muscly pecs instead of the titty monster so many people think she is
God bless
is the mega folder actually arranged right? some of the episodes dont match what the wiki says
>>7129414
>not liking a large upper body AND big titties
>>7129448
I mean, I don't mind, but it's not Jasper.
>>7129414
I know! I like titty monster Jasper, don't get me wrong, but goliath Jasper is the best. Jasper with huge muscles is criminally under-represented.
>>7127430
That's a guy with a sense of humor. I like him.
>>7129532
I wish Lakewood Plaza Turbo was actually a thing
>>7127486
Ah heck, you're right. SU needs Ian back. I need more of that horror angle.
Imagine Nightmare Hospital with Ian involved...
>>7129462
But Jasper actually has canon titflesh as seen in the show when she takes a blow to the chest/torso
>>7129752
Are you talking about the fight with Smokey? That's just cause the yoyo was pushing against her abdomen
>>7122648
kill yourself
>>7123243
kill yourself
>>7128077
>reverse search
>"fictional character"
thanks?
>>7125102
kill yourself
>>7130221
Source?
>>7124970
>they left lapis and peridot behind AGAIN
Who else was mad as fuck here when that happened?
>>7130379
who the fuck would be mad? it made the show better. i'm glad they realized they are lost potential.
>>7130379
I'm glad they didnt come along
There was enough shit to focus on as is plus they didnt have an emotional stake in what was happening
>>7130379
Not really, they're probably the most boring of the cast, even more so then Ruby and Sapphire, who at least were fun once they were put in a situation not focused on "we're gay!".
I'm hoping they realise that Lapis and Peridot are boring and just focus on the other characters, Holly Blue was more entertaining than they were in all their episodes.
>>7130379
I'm glad they were left behind so that we how much them and Connie fuck up protecting Beach City.
I'm holding out hope that they get their own intro, but I know that's too much to ask for.
>>7126298
>deleted
>>7128633
All of my keks to you sir for this amazing picture.