hg
The Beach episode starts now
Oh boy, I'm totally thrilled...
>>7087783
I don't have any beach clothes. S-Sorry, but I'll stand out for this one.
>>7087730
>Otto stops leaning and straightens himself out
You didn't win and I didn't lose. We've never truly fought, but if we have I'm sure I could take you down easily. All I need you to do is stop moving around so much and...
>Starts a patrol
>>7087783
>I don't have any Okuyasu beach wear...
>>7087755
Alien Hunter? How do you hunt them, and what can an alien look like?
>>7087783
>>7087833
Never seen an alien movie before? They're just like in fiction, but REAL, with real danger, and real rewards!
>>7087783
There's a massive joke to be made, really.
What year is it? It's 1944, right?
>>7087783
Beach?
>>7087870
beach
>>7087783
summer time already?
>>7087880
I wonder if there's a cute anime girl to rub sun screen on me.
>>7087870
Go to sleep Chris-kun, its really late.
>>7087888
I could light you on fire instead.
>>7087888
No. Just us dudes.
>>7087911
That's hot.
>>7087783
I know it's December and we probably shouldn't even be on the beach, but we can still find ways to have fun! Will we get to go fishing anytime this weekend?
>>7087783
But all the sand will get into my gears and jams them and such.
>>7087783
Kind of weird to go to the beach in the middle of winter, but I'll roll with it.
>>7087853
Cool! Sorry but I gotta go. Timing is a bitch...
>found a great one for this thread
>>7087783
Look, a crab!.
>attempts to pet the crab
>it fails
>>7087783
>>7087881
It's a little too early for this.. Isn't it..?
>>7087920
And fun.
>>7087812
>she grins at Otto, leaning in a bit closer again as he struggles to come up with a plan
And what...? Are you trying to tell me that I shouldn't give it my all and make you win...?
>>7087946
I don't think it can hold a candle to making sandcastles, though.
>>7087944
A nice change of pace from all the snow at least.
Judging by the amount of uids and what I can guesstimate of the lurkers, we would need a 24 or a 36, am I correct?
>>7087933
>Sure!
>>7087813
>During your patrol you encounter a old abandoned hut
>>7087941
See yah.
>>7087968
I could always turn the beach's sand into glass.
>>7087975
Reika is my real name.
>>7087983
Seems to be the case. Go for it.
>>7087995
...How strange.
>Shadow opens the door to investigate inside.
>>7088008
Okay do it, but be gentle!
>>7087972
But.. The seasonal drinks..! And I don't really mind the snow.. Plus your snow Miku event is going on..
>>7087956
...
Can you please back away from me? You're getting too close.
>>7088034
>>7088008
Come on, man, don't be a glasshole.
Sandcastles are good, there's no need to bring in the heat.
>>7088008
>Sakuya places her hand onto Star Breaker's head and gently begins to pet them.
>>7087995
Great! I've got lots of special fish that I'm ready to catch. I can already tell this weekend's going to be awesome.
>>7087983
>36 should be good.
>>7087800
>Stares at Kongou
>>7088039
>You moves even closer, keeping up her grin
Or you could simply tell me what you were about to say or else...You will continue doing this just to make baka Otto confused, Yousoro!
First 24.
TLHG btfo.
can we put vocaloids on the cancer list?
>>7088067
Otto Suwen
>>7088061
>Stares back at the faceless one
>>7088067
Kongou
You x Otto
Chibikko is #OldNews
>>7088067
Jill Stingray
>>7088067
Tyuule
>>7088067
Izumo Kamiki
>>7088067
Alfred Jones
>>7088067
Blue Elephant
>>7088067
Megaman
>>7088018
>You enter it, a dark, dusty, dingy mess
>>7088067
Haku Yowane
>>7088067
Bleach Episode
>>7088067
Starbreaker
>>7088067
Tenten
>>7088067
Avenger
>>7088067
You Watanabe
>>7088067
Higashikata Josuke
>>7088067
Akatsuki
>>7088067
Space Dandy
>>7088067
Rinoa
>>7088067
Sakuya Izayoi
>>7088067
Rika
>>7088067
Paulie Gualtieri
>>7088064
>Otto leans as far back as possible
You're not making me confused, you're just making everything awkward! Leaning at this angel is extremely dangerous for someone's back!
>>7088068
No. Kaito is good.
>>7088067
Rinnosuke Morichika
>>7088122
>Kaito
>good
>>7088067
Ass-chan
>>7088067
Ash Crimson
>>7088067
Hagakure Tooru!
>>7088067
The Wrench
>>7088079
Haven't seen anything this cringy since the hoshion wedding
>>7088067
Anne Hanakoizumi
>>7088067
Clawdia
>>7088095
>Searches every square inch of the room for any items of interest.
>>7088122
He's not.
>>7088131
Kill yourself Grimes
>>7088077
>but then we hasn't faceless anymore
>
Being this beautiful and lonely at the same time should be a crime.
>>7088079
Can I start over? I don't like this at all.
>>7088122
[person you like] was never good though.
>>7088067
Miku
>>7088035
Summer is more fun!
>Shadow just breaking into old houses and immediately looking for shit to steal
Niggerhog
>>7088157
Some beings prefer solitude. Your meaningless words of flattery are a waste of your efforts.
>>7088160
It is i Chibikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiokiokibikko
>>7088034
>Places her hand on the trap's head as she sets it on fire.
>>7088048
But they would look extra better all shiny.
>>7088049
>Flails about as her head as pet
>>7088121
Awkward? What do you mean...? It isn't all that awkward and well...if you lean with your back kept straight, it'll always end well.
Didn't they tell you that whenever you partook in sports?
>>7088067
Kanye
>>7088144
>The only things You can find are an ancient pot, covered in dust and dirt and a rotten book
>>7088067
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7088201
SHEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
>>7088197
I slap the pot out of Shadow's hands
>tosses d20
>>7088197
...Nothing particularly unusual.
>Exit the shack.
>>7088188
But I think the sandcastles look well done as normal.
It would be a pane falling on them.
>>7088180
>You notice an extra dot appearing on your sonar, far out in the ocean.
>>7088188
Adorable.
>Sakuya continues to pet the Cute Breaker as they flail around.
>>7088180
That's a lot of ice covering those words, baby. Do you plan to freeze this great summer? That'd be a total tragedy.
>>7088067
Umi Sonoda
>>7088188
>immediately rolls in the sand
NOT MY HEAD!! AHHHH!!
>>7088181
>rubs your eyebrows
No, you're not. She has bushy eyebrows and a girl's voice.
>>7088194
I was never allowed to partake in sports, and you leaning closer and closer yo me is certainly awkward. You may not understand because your mind is littered with trivial ideas and farces through the roof, but I can read the atmosphere perfectly fine.
>>7088176
...
>She takes a drink from her bottle.
I'm glad you enjoy it Miku..
You know who was good? Nod Unit.
Debate me. You'll lose.
>>7088213
>>7088243
...Now who are you?
>>7088252
Can't even hold a candle to Soviet.
>>7088252
dumb frogposter
>>7088219
Hmmmm, interesting. This is far too much of a disturbance to be a glitch. Maybe it is one of Nagato's fleet. Or a new enemy.
>>7088234
It is impossible for me to freeze in this tropical weather unless I seek a specialist in cryogenics. Perhaps the hair products in your hair are affecting your brains.
>>7088245
Not a fan of the heat?
>>7088252
Intelligent frogposter with good insight.
>>7088252
what was good about him?
>>7088206
>buttons up hoodie
>>7088273
>It just stays there, as large as a warship.
>tfw bait hosts and Baron all day
>>7088242
>she twiddles her indexfingers against each other
What atmosphere...? W-wait, you're trying to say there's something going on here?
H-hey! Do I really have to remind you that we're just friends?
>>7088243
>With their phone's brightness turned up to max, Jill starts searching around the old building.
Seems like the coast is clear. Nice to get a little break from the guys at the beach.
>Lays their back on the wall of the house, and lights a cigarette
I might host, but I'm just using a shitty mac
>>7088266
>>7088268
>>7088280
Here's my retort
>
>>7088283
>Drops a picture of you in a maid outfit.
>>7088215
Alright, what's with all the sneaky puns?
>>7088232
Will you ever stop? I'm a weapon, not a pet.
>>7088239
Seeing the beautiful crimson flames always puts a smile across my face.
>>7088276
It's not that..
>She pulls up her shirt a bit.
I already wear something showy... I just get put into something even more exposing in the summer..
>>7088302
>through the light you spot a pot, a trap door and a book in the building as shadow leaves
>>7088329
I didn't mean for you to put my hair on fire! MEAN!
>>7088289
>Kongou pays it no mind. If whatever the presence was decided to reveal itself, she would deal with it in an appropiate matter.
>>7088329
I don't know what you're talking about. Why ash that question?
First 36 for Panda Bear Games
>no dupes
>no western bear species
>>7088328
Shhh Shhh! Go away Parsee!
>>7088364
Kanye Best
>>7088295
You're lucky it's me you're talking to, because anybody else would have mistaken that as some sort of flirtatious act.
>Otto leans toward You, almost to the point where they touch noses
See what I mean? Situations like these are always filled with misunderstandings.
>>7088332
That would definitely draw a crowd...the wrong crowd.
>>7088364
Ash Crimson
>>7088364
Ririchiyo
>>7088364
Asuka Shake-it-nami Langley
>>7088364
Alfred Jones
>>7088364
Lola Loud
>>7088364
Sunset
>>7088364
Starbreaker
>>7088364
Rinnosuke Morichika
>>7088364
The Wrench
>>7088364
Sakuya Brando
>>7088273
...I-It was a figure of speech, baby. W-Who'd want to freeze this beach and miss out the chance to hang out with you?
>>7088400
But Asuka, you don't got much to shake with.
>>7088364
Haru
>>7088329
Why? Do you not like it?
>>7088364
Sakuya Izayoi
>>7088369
(Not me, I posted the picture in the hg discord so it's free for anyone to use.)
>>7088364
Lucifer
>>7088435
I'll grab your throat and peove you otherwise.
>>7088364
Lincoln and Lucy
>>7088425
Either you are toying with me or fully grown women are still in their younger years when they look fully grown. I know where this is going. I am not interested in you unless you have what I seek in a proper man.
>>7088400
>Chokes you while playing classical music
>>7088328
Ayyy fucking saved, thanks for posting this.
>>7088347
>She stares at the trap door, and tilts her head to the side. Immediately, she takes out a penny and tosses it up into the air.
("Heads I check it, Tails I chill out and listen to some groove as I smoke.")
>Jill catches it, her palm closed. Taking a deep breath, she opens it and it was heads. She throws her cigarette on the ground, and walks over to the trap door, opening it up.
>>7088384
The crowd would still be nothing compared to the crowds you draw...
>>7088467
>Either you are toying with me or fully grown women still pass for young ones in your nation.
((My English is once again worthless.))
Get in the car, anon. I've got cold beer and Pink Floyd.
>>7088364
Clawdia
>>7088364
Anne Hanakoizumi
>>7088452
You...what?!!
>>7088480
You're too hard on yourself, you'd fill a stadium with just a smile.
>>7088382
>You leans in as well, noses now touching
Yousoro! That'd make sense, but we're friends so none of that will ever happen, y'know?
It's just messing around after all with nothing happening at all. You expected you to understand that, Otto!
>>7088479
Well, well, what's this?
>Seemingly out of nowhere, he reappears; standing in front of the trapdoor.
Now how did I miss this?
>>7088351
It's much more fun than mean. You should try it some time.
>>7088361
Because it's jut weird now. Not like I can respond back with something as good.
>>7088452
It just feels out of place, master.
>>7088480
I want to hug so badly
but I can't
Someone end my suffering
>>7088508
Pink Floyd?? Do you have Dark Side of the Moon?!
>Jumps into car
>>7088492
>I know that feel familia ;_;
But what if I'm already what you seek in a proper man? I'm good-looking, smart, manly, dangerous, and I also have a space ship!
>>7088364
>that filename
>>7088533
I'm bored, and felt like cracking a few jokes because why not?
I'm just warming up. If you're getting mad now, the next one will leave you fuming.
>>7088528
Gah!?
>Jill falls on her ass, and stares at the hedgehog.
Don't do that!
>>7088549
I dissagree with 3 out of 4 attributes you claim to be. I do not have interests in visiting outer space. There is nothing for me to gain there. You still have not told me why I should pay more attention to you.
>>7088570
My apologies. Now if you'll excuse me...
>Shadow descends into the darkness.
>>7088328
I would have remembered such an uncomfortable costume
>image gets taken by
>>7088477
Damn, I was gonna burn it
>>7088524
I understand that, idiot! I'm not some dunce that needs stuff spelled out for him.
>Otto leans in even more closer, touching her forehead with his
Just friends. Nothing more, nothing less. Most people don't seem to understand the concept, but I'm glad you do.
>>7088597
>too late :^)
>>7088589
....
>Letting out a sigh, Jill follows the hedgehog into the darkness.
>>7088522
...
>Her eyes wonder a bit, not knowing what to say.
That.. Means a lot coming from you..
>>7088541
>How do you think I feel? Kill me now.
>>7088622
Forced shipping. Just like Alfred and Muffet all over again. It's pure cancer.
Hey kids, nice thread you guys got going here. Any fun discussions?
>>7088622
There's like probably 3 gay fur threads on trash right now and you wanna just waste that post in this thread, huh?
>>7088648
It's almost as "good" as when I was Alice.
>>7088674
No
Start one about pedophilia
Turn this into SPG
>>7088563
Fire puns too?
>>7088585
But baby! How could you not wonder what lies beyond this beautiful blue sky? Going in a journey with me, Space Dandy, is enough to spare some of your attention.
>>7088648
I'd like to see anyone else provide better options for shipping material, you talk as if there are options.
>>7088533
>lights a match
>holds it on your clothes
>>7088648
Alfred and Muffet was all on Assgore being cancer. Both of them seem to be into this
>>7088693
Shipping at all with any of these avas is cancer
>>7088685
It's common knowledge that all pedophiles should be taken behind the shed and put down Old Yeller style, that or be thrown in prison to be raped for all eternity by Jerome, Tyrone, and Deontay.
>>7088687
Yes, fire puns. I have a strong feeling that you don't think they're very hot.
Flaming hell, I put effort into these ones.
>>7088616
I bet in time, you'll be staring in tv shows, movies, just you wait and see!
>>7088693
If there aren't any good movies right now I just don't go to see one
>>7088605
Y-yeah I get that...th-this is a bit close though...
>she just petrifies upon their foreheads touching
N-now it's getting a bit awkward. You're kind of right... Otto...
>>7088688
Space is dead and void of life. What I desire only takes place here. I do not trust your intentions.
Although the prospect of seeing how my body would react to an absense of gravity would be beneficial for safekeeping. I will consider your offer. Nothing more.
>>7088721
Stop this at once or I will get the salty oldfags to shitpost you
>>7088706
Okay, I want to hear what kind of avas you think aren't cancer to ship with.
Give us some smashing examples.
>>7088741
>tfw that is a salty oldfag
>>7088533
Is it wrong to pet someone as cute as you sometimes?
>>7088609
Kill la kill yourself.
>>7088743
Shipping any ava, AT ALL, with another ava, is cancer. There are no exceptions.
>>7088716
>She let's go of a small smile and giggles a bit.
Miku.. You're so talented, I didn't know you were a fortune teller..
>>7088709
>talking about to kill pedos
>in 4chan
You are my new heroe!! later go for the weebos!!
>>7088721
It was about time you got a little embarrassed. Being a man myself it doesn't really bother me, you know?
>Otto smooches You on the lips
Since we're just friends and all that. There's nothing to be worried about when it gets this awkward between friends.
>>7088728
...You want to experience zero gravity? That's super easy but, not even a biiiiit curious what's out there? 'Cuz there's a whole lot of creation to witness, baby.
>>7088772
STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY
IT IS TOO ADORABLE AND SAD AND MY HEART CANT TAKE IT
>>7088771
Lol k, you're one of **those**.
Normfags gtfo. Where the fuck do you think we are?
Guys stop doing things I don't like or I'll... I'll tell someone!
>>7088793
oh shit
to keep it platonic; kissing is a russian greeting
i just saved your asses from shitposting
>>7088711
Hopefully you run out of material and burn out
>>7088798
>I downloaded these pictures so I could use them though...
>>7088796
Even if there is sentient life out there, I do not wish to experience it. I was created here, I felt fear, anger, sorrow here. I will cease existing and have my final moment here. No other way. Maybe when I consider my work here complete will I seek out intergalactic travel. No sooner.
>>7088824
This is okay
Is not sad
>>7088819
You're doing fire puns, too?
It's time to fight fire with fire.
>>7088771
They're shipping only to trigger little autists like you.
>>7088782
>t. Assblasted pedo
>>7088589
>>7088614
>You stumble into the dark basement, a pitch black tight corridor
>>7088847
LITTLE?! IM A HUGE FUCKING AUTIST! FUCK YOU!
>>7088701
What?
>>7088711
I can tell. But I don't have anything to say back. It's kinda weird to receive puns and not give puns.
>>7088758
I guess not, no. But it's still strange. A secret army weapon of mass destruction being used for someone's head pats.
>>7088772
Well maybe not a fortune teller but the future is definitely bright, and they say good things happen to those who wait.
>>7088854
Sure!! Give me that little pussy!!
>>7088833
>So sad pictures then? Okay!
>Fags with ship RP and no shipping game taking the bitter piss
Lol
>>7088888
>>7088866
Ahhh... crap hold up, I got this.
>With her phone brightness still at max, she holds it forward.
>>7088883
STOP THIS REEEEEEEEE
Post your favorite album and guess avas
>>7088887
Can you repeat that in english.
>>7088908
>>7088866
>>7088895
Hmph...
>He looks at what is revealed in the light.
>>7088879
That's part of the fun, though. The reactions are more important than the puns.
This is not a drill.
>>7088908
>>7088908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYG3f9vCUiQ
>>7088879
It shouldn't be weird. I am sure a lot of people would show you a bit of affection. If you didn't burn them to the ground when they try to come near you. But I won't tell you to stop that since you look the happiest when committing murder.
>>7088895
>>7088929
>you see a dead man clutching a journal
>>7088741
Do what at onc-
>>7088793
>You's interrupted in her speech by the smooch. Hearing the anon on the background she places her hands on his shoulder and returns the kiss, breaking up again shortly after it
I-I don't think I can get used to the Russian way of saying hi, Otto...i-it's a bit weird.
>>7088814
I heard that, Yousoro! It's why I returned the favor. It's just to say hi after all in Russian...
...I guess this is how Eli of muse felt nearly all day.
>>7088832
...Well we can always avoid the alien hunting part and hang out in an intergalactic restaurant, baby. We can skip world sightseeing until you're done with, uh, whatever you're doing.
>>7088879
>waits for the clothes to catch fire
Post cute animeme girls
>t. Aikawa
>>7088908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxZMo_PVih8
>>7087813
We goin on thot patrol?
>>7088950
...I ain't touching that by the way. It's all yours.
>>7088956
My sights and goals are above your feeble attempt at courting me over. I know exactly what you desire of me. That alone makes you unsuited for being a template. Why travel the stars when I can find nutriënts on Earth?
>>7088976
I don't use this t. shit
>>7088880
Waiting..? I can do that as long as I have you guys.. An alcohol..
>>7088898
>Haku cries at the loud Reeeing.
>>7088982
>The clawed girl sits there, bored out of her blood-filled mind
>>7088950
>>7088987
...
>Shadow approaches the corpse with no hesitation and plucks the journal from the corpses hands
Keep the light trained on me, I'm going to read what's inside here.
>>7088982
No.
>>7088992
That's not a denial of wanting to see them grils
>>7088996
Thanks, babe.
>>7088955
oh shit forgot a small detail
they tend to do it on the cheek, but on the lips is fine too i guess
i don't know, just say it's a russian greeting and you'll do fine
>>7089007
>>7089027
Yo Shadow, where's your coat?
You need a coat to go on thot patrol
>>7088955
>Otto's mood suddenly drops as You admits she doesn't care for the cultural enrichment he has been through since showing up to this weird new world
Th-that's a little insensitive, don't you think? Lot's of people who're just friends do this all the time! There's nothing meant by this at all, and I'd encourage you to understand that this new world is an exciting and weird place filled with traditions that I had no clue existed. If you are truly my friend you would have at least appreciated that I'm getting accustomed to this place.
>>7088931
You make it sound like some kind of prank now. I don't understand how you could have fun with such a small thing.
You should try getting a flamethrower sometime.
>>7088940
Well you get it. It's much more fun to see things evaporate under the pure heat of flames burning down everything within a small radius.
>>7088963
>Nothing is happening, it's just charring the location of the clothes the small fire is being held under.
I work with fire all day every day, do you actually believe my clothes would catch on fire so easily?
>>7089033
>Don't mention it.
>>7089027
>As instructed, Jill moves a little bit closer to the person covered in fur.
Gotcha.
>>7089042
It's not cold enough to warrant me to wear one. And I'm not going on whatever this 'thot patrol' is.
>>7088998
I can't-
>Haku's crying causes the anon to have a fatal heart attack, he is dead within minutes.
>>7088998
Plenty of us, and booze to go around...assuming Meiko hasn't drank it all herself.
>>7089047
I would, but why would I want to fight fire with fire?
It's pretty simple why I have fun with this, ash-ually. If they groan from it, it's worth it.
>>7089064
>Shadow proceeds to open and read aloud what's recorded within the journal.
>>7088989
Huh? You can read minds? Because that's what a rare ealine would-
>ring ring
...Oh boy, this isn't the last of me, baby! Gotta go!
>and he's gone.
>someone installs dice rolling onto trash
>HG hosting D&D games
>>7089027
>The book is written in a language you do not understand.The mans fine dress reminds you of someone, but you are not sure who.
>>7089097
>most of the characters made are lolsorandom CE's who PK and fuck up quests all the dam time
>>7089035
Thanks Anon...even if it might be weird for now.
I guess I'll just have to get used to it, Yousoro!
>>7089045
H-hey! I didn't mean it like that...I just meant that it'll take time to get used to it.
Where I come from there's a different meaning to well...a kiss like this, you know? It means a sign of affection, like the ocean breeze and the waves play on each other, so do two people play on each other with a kiss.
>she looks a bit confused at Otto
I-I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to offend you or bring your mood down. I enjoy providing smiles...not a sad look...
>>7089047
You're no fun...
>>7089115
And do you have a PROBLEM with that, dear sir?
>>7089100
>>7089087
Hey, what the heck does the book say?
>>7089120
SUCK THAT FACE, BABY YEAH!!!!
>>7089091
I cannot read minds. Your mannerisms are so linear it is quite obvious for someone with a trained mind to clonclude what you are aft -
>She watched Space Dandy run away, no doubt going after another pretty woman
....Strange man. Moreso than anyone else here. Farewell then.
>>7089017
>Haku chases after a can of beer that slipped out of her hand, it stops at Clawdia's feet.
W-wait..!
>>7089071
>Haku is pleased.
>
>>7089077
I haven't seen her since Christmas though.. She's not around much anymore is she..?
Post songs and guess the ava
Alright, I want all of you off of my beach this inkstant ~de geso!!
>>7089164
>she looks at the can with a curious look, rising her claw a bit and then jabbing the can open
What is this?
>>7089100
>>7089152
...I can't understand it. It's in a language I'm unfamiliar with. I suppose I can take it with me and have someone at GUN HQ translate it.
See if there's anything else in here.
(That man... Where have I seen him before?)
>>7089178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncPrYQM9Yk
>>7089067
But you're the one who wanted to go on patrol.
And thot patrol is the only type of patrol.
>>7089079
That pun itself made me want to groan in despair.
>>7089124
I'm plenty of fun. You're just boring yourself. Just blow some cities up. That's plenty of fun to me.
>>7089178
https://youtu.be/TaXGsC2k8aE
>>7089178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBLBaDqCs0
>>7089164
I wouldn't worry, probably passed out behind a dumpster or something. Assuming she isn't viciously torn apart by raccoons, she should be fine
>>7089178
It's an album, but it's what I'm listening to, and it should be obvious immediately: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F1ect8H58c
>>7089178
https://soundcloud.com/birocratic/birocratic-tonys-belated-breakfast
>>7089190
Well, just take it then. The sooner the better, since I want out of this house now.
>>7089190
>The dead man had brown hair, his dress striped yellow, red and purple
>>7089181
This isn't your beach, Squid Girl.
>>7089193
...I have no time for these games.
>>7089181
But I haven't even caught anything yet! Can't you give me five more minutes? I didn't even know you owned this place!
>>7089181
Why would i do that?. this is a nice beach.
>>7089178
Way out of character for what I've posted before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jkdKQiNtBo
>>7089181
What's a beach?
>>7089178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_oA9UmRd4I
>>7089178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8hGJBwHpo
>>7089181
Don't wanna.
>>7089077
Miku! Rub sun screen on me!
>>7089196
How edgy!
>>7089196
But why? These jokes are a perfect match.
Extinguish those thoughts.
>>7089047
Yea, just don't burn down our home. You're able to burn anything else though.
>>7089266
No way! Sun screen is a scam! There's absolutely nothing harmful about the sun's rays.
>>7089178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZ_Uyqbr4k
>>7089178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se5ROC63y4Q
>>7089184
>It's contents spill all over the place, Haku looks horrified and drops to her knees.
My beer...
>>7089212
If something like that happened Kaito would be pretty devastated.. Right..?
>>7089291
...it is for normal people. It gives you sun burn.
C-come on
>>7089226
>He thinks for a second.
...Fine. I can always come back once I have proper investigation tools. Let's go back up.
>>7089229
...
>The name and memory are just on the tip of his tongue, but he can't quite recall...
>>7089178
https://youtu.be/GySIToHCPac
>>7089313
Ichigo
>>7089300
>Clawdia looks confused, what is this, why did the women care much for it? She dropped down and staring at the cut-open can, until a thought came to her mind
Is this your baby?
>>7089319
Wrong.
>>7089230
You think hunting the thots of this world is a game?
>>7089308
Thank you... don't want to stay in this place any longer.
>She points the light up to the trap door entrance, and proceeds to walk towards it.
>>7089230
Pfft! Nice try, fuzzball, but all beaches belong to me. Especially this one ~de geso.
After all, this is where The Lemon is ~de geso.
>>7089235
You're fishink in my ocean too? You're lucky I don't punish you right here and now ~de geso.
I'll let you off the hook this time though. You can keep fishink but only if you pick up 30 pieces of trash first ~de geso!
>>7089236
Flattery will get you nowhere, human. This beach is only nice because I don't let humans like you have your way with it ~de geso.
>>7089264
That wasn't a request ~de geso.
>>7089300
Of course, but Kaito's not as crazy as her...or me.
>>7089305
Sun burn? Never heard of it, you totally just made that up
>>7089327
shit
>>7089343
F-fine... I won't go to the beach...
>>7089254
You can stay ~de geso.
>>7089266
What is "edgy"?
>>7089272
I'd rather raze the pun, completely demolish it. It doesn't even deserve to be burned, just exploded.
>>7089286
Yeah yeah, I got it. No promises though.
>>7089353
There's no need to blow up over it. I know you have an explosive personality, but you need to calm down.
>>7089308
>>7089226
>>7089336
>you see the book and pot again as you climb back onto the surface
>>7089352
>she still doesn't know what a beach is, but she shrugged it off
Okay.
is no one going to guess the songs
>>7089178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBqoLEP5zA8
>>7089349
Are you around this weekend, Trappy? I could use your help in figuring out why HH is sperging out for me. It managed to to enter some tributes but most of them causes Firefox to compeltely trip out and I have no idea why as it was working fine a week ago.
>>7089319
Nah my man.
>>7089349
Good, beaches are dangerous, you'll get stung by jellyfish , buried in the sand and left for dead, eaten by sharks, or worse!
>>7089330
It most certainly sounds like one.
>>7089336
>>7089367
>He follows suit
...Ah, yes. I need you to do one more favor for me. Look up a man of this description: Brown hair, known for dressing himself in yellow, red and purple.
>>7089342
The Lemon you say?
>>7089342
But I don't feel like working right now...I just want to get the rest of my fish for today. Can't I pick all that stuff up later? I promise I'll be done as soon as possible!
Guys.
They Might Be Giants.
>>7089342
But people loves going to this beach, right?. how are you going to stop all of them?
>>7089367
>Letting out a breath of relief, Jill gets out of the house and onto the beach's sands
...That was certainly a thing.
>>7089324
>She looks up at Clawdia with both confusion and a mix of slight anger and a lot of depression.
My baby...? It's my last beer..!
>>7089343
Do you.. Do you ever think about how it was with him and Meiko before we were created..? It was just those two right..?
>>7089399
are fuckign trash
>>7089378
>Izaya and Ichigo have similar tastes
:thinking:
>>7089389
I'll just go to sleep...
>>7089374
Yeah, I am
>>7089413
what the fuck did you say about particle man you heap of fucking trash
>>7089407
>she looks at the can, then back at the lady with a doubtful look
That's no bear.
>>7089414
They probably have the same taste in men too
>>7089393
What...? Uh, sure. I could look that person up on my phone. It won't be a problem at all.
>She turns down her phone's brightness, and starts typing away on the keyboard display.
>>7089353
I'll take what I can take.
>>7089368
Now you can help me stop humans from defilink my beach ~de geso!
>>7089393
That's what I said. The beach house that I work at and the beach I control ~de geso.
>>7089398
For your sake you better start before I make you start ~de geso.
>>7089401
>Her tentacles raise aggressively behind her.
I've got my ten tentacles for dealink with humans who try and abuse my beach. If they loved it so much then I wouldn't have to pick up so much litter each day ~de geso.
GUESS THE AVAS YOU FAGGOTS
>>7089413
What the fuck did you just say about my favorite band you little shit?
>>7089414
We're the same person.
You don't have to think that hard, you might pull a muscle.
>>7089425
Cute with glasses.
>>7089433
>There's one person that seems to match the description accurately on the phone.
Japanese wrestling is some crazy shit.
Anyway, RigginsMania 45th in 15 minutes.
Get ready.
>>7089456
All me.
>>7089456
How about
I give you the finger.
>>7089407
hmm, not really, I mean it must of been fun being the only two, all special and stuff.
>>7089415
>hands you a blanket
Don't oversleep though!
>>7089366
But then I'm not having fun!
>She stamps her foot as small flames spout from the Earth around her, instantly turning some of the sand into glass at the direct center it erupted from.
>>7089446
Good luck with that.
>>7089471
outdoor beachwear wrestlemania Seth?
>>7089433
>Shadow waits patiently for the results
>>7089451
I don't believe I've seen such a structure like that here. I believe you have the wrong beach.
>>7089487
Hot damn, calm down. I know these jokes might be a bit tasteless, but they shouldn't leave you fuming over them.
Smoking's bad for you, after all.
>>7089486
Niiight.
>wraps up in the blanket
>puts head on lap
>>7089451
Okay.
>she smiles away as she looks around for humans to...
>she comes back to Squid
Am I suppose to kill them or shoo them away?
>Clawdia
>>7089451
You can't make me do anything! I'll stand here and keep fishing for the rest of the week for all I care! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>Haru
>>7089549
Oh boy
>>7089497
...
>He taps on the person's image to see what information pops up
>Shadow
>>7089493
>One of her tentacles abruptly points over your shoulder to a structure in the distance. Surely enough, she's telling the truth.
I know the ocean like the back of my tentacle. Beaches inkluded ~de geso.
>>7089512
You don't have to gill them! Just stop them from litterink ~de geso!
>>7089531
>And then all ten of her tentacles were pointing directly at you.
Wanna repeat that ~de geso?
>squib
>>7089500
>Lays down onto the sand on her side, feeling defeated with a gloomy look over her face.
>SB
>>7089568
Hey, what's with the sudden change of mood?
Did you lose that little spark of yours? There's no need to be so sad.