ITT: Pokemon are real. What was your first pokemon?

>>7081876
Never had one.

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>>7081876
That would be my loyal growlithe, Maxwell

I begged and begged my parents to get me a Growlithe for days until they got me one for christmas. I took the pokèball with me everywhere, had it all decorated with glitter and such. He just up and disappeared one day though. I still kinda hope he'll come back but you know how these things go... As far as i know he was ran over by a car when chasing a Pachirisu.

A Yanma I got from my dad. Snagem took him and made him into a shadow pokemon. Haven't seen him since.

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>>7081876
"Lucky" a three-legged, one-eyed vulpix with a penchant for stealing anything with caffiene. One of the old Rocket Retirees gave him to me when I first signed on as a transport driver.

Later ran off with some candy-raver. Can't say I blame him.

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>>7081876
I was never a Trainer, officially, but I was friendly with a friend's Litten. His nickname was Chewy, because he had a habit of gnawing on things when he was nervous. Sometimes that included my fingers, but I didn't mind too much.

>>7081914
Sweet. He looks pretty calm - is he a battler, or mostly peaceable?

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>>7081955
>>7081991
I'm sorry, anons. My family pet has always been fire or electric. i hope you take good care of the pokemon you have now. My team and i are taking care of a small, level 5 Pawniard named Malice. He hatched 6 months ago and he's just a bundle of joy.
>>7082028
Maxwell is a battler but he's calm, almost cold, in battle.

>>7082044
My Lairon, Crobat and Gligar are good family. I kinda hope I run into him again somehow but I really doubt that's possible.
Sorry I'm getting emo.
How are things for everyone?

>>7082083
Currently, awesome. Driftveil is getting some overstock to make up for the Plasma attack we had two weeks ago, we have full communications back online to the outside world and the town is rebuilding. All in all, pretty alright.

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>>7082083
Pretty calm right now. I've got some visitors coming over in a few days, and life's going to get -very- interesting when they show up, but life's looking up. Boss likes me, business is booming, and I'm going to go buy enough pancake mix and berry jam to feed an army. Which, knowing my brother, is about as much as I'll need.

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>>7081991
How long ago did this happen anon? I knew a Yanma back when I a captive at the base in Eclo Canyon.
>>7082083
Hello again anon, enjoy the cipher lab?

My first Pokémon was a Bagon. Still have him today, even though he's now a Salamence.

Anyway... What hassss everyone been up to lately?

>>7082138
Hey that's really great dude! I'm glad everything's working out over there.
>>7082177
Hahaha. Good luck my dude.
>>7082191
About 5 years ago when Snagem and Cipher were still relevant. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they turned it shadow and that Wes guy caught it and took it with him wherever he went.
It was okay, nothing really interesting there, kinda wasn't worth my time but whatever.

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I did it again
It's always those weird girls that fall for me
How long until some weird shit happens and I lose another couple years?

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Slowbro. Still right here.

He's getting old, anons

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>>7082083
Life is good. Girafarig and I are back together and...I dunno, it's like being together for the first time. Granted, I was so tired from the drive and that time at the police station that we kinda both passed out. She's still asleep right now.

Hey, I got a question for y'all. I was thinking about giving Girafarig a name. I mean, she's the only one I know, but it kinda seems odd that I keep callin' her by her species name after we've been together so long.

Y'all got any thoughts for what might be a good name for her? I've never thought about this until now. Also wonderin' if I should give each head a separate name or just a singular for both.

>>7082284
Driftwood here.
Glad you're home, Buddy.
I was thinking Faith. Idk but i think it fits her to a t from just how much faith she puts into you.

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>>7082245
You've got girls falling for you, man! I am officially jealous. Still, if you think she's going to go Full Yandere, getting laid might not be worth your life.

>>7082284
Good to know you're home safe, my friend.
No real advice on a nickname, I'm afraid, but
>>7082316
has a good idea.
By the way, >>7082316 did the supplies reach you? We're seeing an arrival on our end.

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>>7082225
Well if he was the Yanma I knew there's no way he got captured by that Wes guy, I made sure that Yanma got out of there pretty fast.
Not sure if he was a shadow pokemon by that point though.

>>7082284
I've never been great with names but I think you should name them separately. I mean they are essentially separate entities sharing the same body. >>7082316 Like this anon says Faith sounds like a good name?
I mean for reference my Lairon is name Aaron, My Crobat is still named Zoo and I'm trying to think of something actually creative for my Gligar.
>>7082591
Well at least I can feel better that he's hopefully safe out there. You really have my back, you know that, dude?

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My first Pokémon was a Pachurisu. I looked after her day after day and she would even snuggle beside me when we slept together. She always twitched her nose in such a cute way.

I gave her to my sister and joined Team Galactic before it disbanded due to some brat storming the place. I travelled to Alola to escape the pigs and I'm part of Team Skull now.

>>7082590
We got the the overstock and the people here are leaving the containers on the ship for now till we can get some good techs out here to test and get the lifters in working order. But we thank you again for the overstock. Clayton is happy as can be an has high hopes for Driftveil.

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>>7082590
I don't seem to attract any other type of girl, and the last witchy girl I dated turned me into an Arcanine and then couldn't figure out how to reverse it

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>>7082626

And by the way, yes, by "escape the pigs", I mean escape the Grumpigs that the police force had sent out on us. My friend, Terry, was caught by those fucking things and he told me to forget about him and go on. I never forgot that day.

>>7082626
>Team Galactic
>Skull
Okay I'm not a narc or anything but why? Do you believe their ideals? Or is it just because you get money and get to break laws?

>>7081876
My Arcanine.
I fuck him everyday to let him know how much I love him.
If you don't fuck your Pokemon you're a disgusting monster that should be shot in the street like the scumbag degenerate you are.

>>7082727

Well, it was the only evil team hiring at the time. I did want to join Team Plasma but they disbanded and Team Flare looked like a bunch of prissy fucks. So, I had no choice but to join Skull. Aethor refused to let me join.

>>7082777
>Aethor
Yeah I can see why

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>>7082756
You losers will never know love like this, just kill yourselves already :^)

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>>7082316
That...that sounds fitting. She's always been looking out for me, and was at my side in the darkest times.

>>7082590
Thanks, I appreciate it/

>>7082607
Prolly right. Her tail-head's feral-minded, and when the tail-head gives me her thoughts it's more emotion than words. Maybe call the tail-hhead...Joy?

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>>7082607
I've always tried to help out when possible, I think it's a good attitude to have if you're trying to survive in the desert.

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>>7082626
My friend, this is completely off the record, but you have very poor taste in criminal affiliations.
I have to second >>7082727 in asking why you enlisted with Skulls.

>>7082691
W O W .
Well, I say go for it.

>>7082803

I really don't care about how you spell the Aethor foundation to be honest. It's either Aether or Aethor. If it's pretty much the same word, I don't give a shit.

>>7082814
>Maybe call the tail-hhead...Joy?
Just be careful when you're in a pokemon center. I think that's a great name man. Go for it.
>>7082825
I can imagine. If you ever need something you're my bud I'll do my best to help.
>>7082832
Isn't it Aether? Aren't they some kind of science people that are trying to help all pokemon? Sounds like some combination of Cipher and Plasma to me.

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>>7082832
>retards can't read
Why am I surprised

>>7082894
>That image
Did that use that on TV or something? Who did their design?

>>7082829

>very poor taste in criminal affiliations

Have you even seen Team Flare? Not only are they a bunch of prissy uptight fucks, their failure was the most embarrassing.

>>7082860

Oh yeah, they're pretty much Plasma-tier except ran by a woman who wants to fuck Pokémon I guess. I'm not sure if I'm 100% comfortable with that.

>>7082894

Aethor makes them sound cooler to be honest.

>>7082942
>except ran by a woman who wants to fuck Pokémon I guess.
Well at least Cipher's boss didn't want to fuck pokemon I guess.

>>7082981

Does she have a lot of Dragon Type Pokémon?

>>7082981

Team Cipher always makes me laugh. Maybe it's because one of their admins has a silly afro. It's a silly afro but it's also charming in a way.

>>7083014
How would I know?
>>7083035
I heard after Cipher went under he went to Unova and became a famous dancer but I've never seen anyone that looks like him so who knows.

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>>7082777
Wait, you have me a mite bit curious. Does Team Skull have a hiring process? They seem a bit...ghetto to have an HR department.

Then again, I used to work for Team Rocket. Hell, Holly and I used to practice that stupid "prepare for trouble" shtick, and we were just lowly transporters. Kinda sad that Rocket disbanded - coulda just changed gears and worked on better things. Instead, I've been hearin' about "pocket" Rockets, each claiming the one true Team Rocket, and doing all kinds of dumb things. It's a shame...

>>7082860
I think I will. What's the thing about saying that in a pokemon center though?

>>7083067
It's a stupid joke about the pokemon center nurses being related because a lot of them are called Joy.
Everyone knows they aren't.
Right?

>>7083060

Huh, sounds interesting. Maybe i'll take a trip to Unova after the Aethor Foundation thing calms down. Yes, i'm still going to call it Aethor.

>>7083067

Well, i'll let you in on a little secret. The HR Department is actually a dance battle. New members who wish to enter gotta dance to get their place in Team Skull. I mean, why else do we all do a dance before we battle, huh?

Anyone heard anything about a group of people here in Unova supposedly with the powers/abilities/Abilities of Pokémon?

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>>7083088
Mostly it's a branding thing. There are families that all go into the same business,though, which is part of where the classic "Nurse Joy look" comes from.
>>7082894
I don't know much about Aether, but they seem more competent than the Skulls. Don't get me wrong, there are -some- Skulls that actually do shit, but from what I hear they're about as tough as the "pocket" Rockets >>7083067
mentioned, but with less coordination and logistics.

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>>7083223
If you do go there and Miror B is making a living off his amazing dancing, would you do me a favor and punch the guy in the face?

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>>7083088
Nah, they ain't related. They're clones of the late Dr. Valentine Joy, one of the pioneers of pokemon medicine and surgery.

>>7083247
It's a good thing I don't need to be a part of that team. Last time I danced, disco was still in style.

>>7083279
>>7083325
Branding? Clones? What the fuck is it?

>>7083316

I will. But not before touching his afro.

>>7083325

Oh, before i forget, Ever seen those two weirdos, Jessie and James?

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>>7083342
I'm more familiar with their business purchases than their front-end or staffing. For all I know, it could be both.
>>7083247
That explains a lot.
>>7082927
That design looks professional, so I'm guessing they at least have significant resources.

Are we having a Rocket hour?
Hey ask someone who was on the Radio Tower raid anything.

So, anyone ever see those two weirdos called Jessie and James? They claim to be from Team Rocket but isn't their team disbanded by now?

>>7083512
They were working with us when Giovanni was in control. After Archer took over they left and started working on their own.
As far as I know Giovanni used them as a distraction.

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>>7083342
Eh, prolly a bit of both. Everyone sees the clones ,so they assume to be a nurse ya gotta look like one. Plus I'm sure pokemon center marketing sells the look (uniforms, etc) to cover pokemon center costs as well as the Joy Facility's resource needs. You find out weird things when you're a trucker.

>>7083359
Those two were the running joke of Team Rocket. At first I wondered why Giovanni even let them near, they were absolute idiots, from the look, and yet they were given a massive budget for hair-brained schemes. Then Holly pointed out some things about them.

1- They were a perfect distraction. While they're getting all the attention trying (and failing) to catch some 12-year-olds low-level pokemon in some outrageous fashion, good operatives would be doing their missions on the otherside of the location and getting away with it.

2- Because of their public hijinks, a lot of people underestimated the abilities of other Team Rocket officers and operatives. Infiltration, appropriation, transport and sometimes outright devastation. I don't know how far the looking glass went, a lot of it was over my head, but what little I do know was impessive.

3- They actually cared for pokemon. Seriously, I heard they took on a poacher just to get some wild pokemon free, and even let go of their own companions. I also heard they sent to the hospital by that poacher.

>>7083561

Well, I can see why. As far as I know, the two of them are completely fucking useless and can't capture a Pikachu to save their own lives.

But that's just a rumour i heard.

>>7083603

>They cared for Pokémon

Oh god, my sides! They actually cared about their Pokémon?! What complete losers!

Makes me feel a bit bad that you guys had to put up with them. Didn't they also have a talking Meowth or something? That's basically another rumour i heard but there was some talk about a talking Meowth in Team Rocket,

Its really fucking weird how every region has traces of their teams left but it seems like Snagem and Cipher have totally disappeared.

>>7083767

There's a reason why Snagem's disappeared.

They are the "literal who" of the teams.

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>>7083703
Woah, woah, hold on there. Them caring was one of the few nice things I can say about'em. Team Rocket has all types, from outright sociopaths, to some people who aren't that bad. There are a few officers who I feel could learn a lesson or two from that once incident.

As for that one Meowth, that's a confirmed true story. He actually can talk complete sentences, and even knows sarcasm. However, from what I've heard he is completely unable to use the Pay Day move. Makes me wonder if that was the price for speech.

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>>7083767
There are traces. They're just much harder to find in the fuck huge desert with few landmarks and lots of sandstorms.

>>7083887

Aahaha~..Sorry, just had to let that out. I just never seen anyone from an evil team care for their pokemon.

Hmm. Was that Meowth some sort of experiment or something? Because, I think he's the only Pokémon who can talk.

>>7083767
Nah they're still here. Probably just built bases further into the desert.

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>>7083967
I honestly don't know. Don't think it was an experiment, though. Talking pokemon would have been a massive benefit to Team Rocket as a whole, but this Meowth seems to be singular. Also if he was an experimental pokemon, it doesn't seem likely that they'd risk giving it to the public laughingstock.

The only one who knows for sure though is that meowth.

>>7084072
I hear the Meowth taught himself how to speak.

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Started off with a Torchic and now I have a husbando

>>7084276
Pretty hot if you ask me.
>Wasn't attracted to pokemon before I came here
>Thinking lewd thoughts of my pokes
I'm glad I dont have any psychic types

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>>7084276
Nice. I'm still, er, preferential to humans, but no judgment here. How long have you two been together, if you don't mind me asking?
>>7083887
Okay, that is the cutest damn outfit. I am -so- telling the rest of the office about this.
>>7083967
Psychic-types can probably pull mind-screw stuff to communicate, but I've never heard of any ordinary Pokemon speaking like that.

>>7084289
I've seen a few Lopunny peddled out near Castelia before the attack. They looked pretty bad and mistreated. Matted fur, hollow eyes, too much make up. Sadly, they were under watch by their owner so i couldn't just hit them in the face for abusing such an elegant pokemon like that. Fucking sick to my stomach.

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>>7084239
Really? If that's true, that's pretty darn impressive for him to take on human language.

>>7084344
The past few Autumns we've gotten into costumes. Granted not all of the costume ideas we had were good ones.

>>7084350
Trust me if I was going to do anything with my pokemon I'd make sure they were comfortable.
I'm not very dominant.

>>7084418
I know, im just saying there are some sick people in this world.

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HELLO AGAIN MORTALS

>>7084444
I'm not doubting you in the slightest, Anon.
>>7084452
Hey god of time. How's the haps?

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>>7084452
Dialga!
Good to know you're still here.
Poor Jirachi...

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>>7084350
I understand the feeling. There are some 'trainers' and 'owners' that I would love to beat with a tire iron.

Gotta pick your battles though. Sometimes it's better to get what evidence you can and report 'em. But report Regional, *not* local. Local officials sometimes won't help, or can't because some jerkwad has syndicate ties.

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>>7084482
I TOOK A BREAK FROM THE INTERNET AT THE ADVISE OF THE MONKS.
THEY THOUGHT IT AN OPPORTUNE TIME TO RECEIVE MY OPINION ON THEIR MEDITATION TECHNIQUES
>>7084490
NO MORTAL CAN DRIVE ME AWAY PERMANENTLY

>>7084514
Yeah a break is always good. What does a god of time do besides, uh, make sure time is good? I mean like, what do you do for fun?

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>>7084289
probably some pokemon of yours also have some lewd thoughs about you.
be more observant
>>7084514
uncle dialga i'm glad you're back

>>7084541
I REALLY DOUBT THAT. Don't enable me here, dude.

>>7084502
Good plan with that if i could get an id on those creeps but that was months ago.

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>>7084577
master was pretty clueless too just talk to them and pay attention to their behaviour towards you

>>7081876
An Aron, now an Aggron.
She chose me as her mate recently.
If you want to know what breeding with her is like, imagine being tackled from behind by 1600 pounds of passionate metal, which then pins you down, and roughly humps you for a few hours.
I love her so much.

>>7084514
Hey, Dialga.
It's nice to meet you.

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A A A A A A.
My brother and his buddies are openly discussing Bad Things For Business on that boat of theirs.
I am so fuuuuuucked!
Pic fucking related when IP drags me off because my little brother's friends wanted to play pirates.

I WISH JIRACHI WAS HERE

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>>7084541
I AM NOT CERTAIN I SEE THE REASONING BEHIND BEING CALLED UNCLE, BUT YES.
IT IS NICE TO BE BACK.
>>7084533
TO 'PASS THE TIME' SO TO SPEAK I ENJOY LOOKING INTO THE LIVES OF THE AVERAGE PERSON.
HISTORY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR LEADERS AND HEROES, BUT I FIND THE COMMON CITIZEN TO BE EQUALLY WORTHY OF REMEMBRANCE.
IT IS THEY THAT PROVIDE THE BASIS FOR YOUR SOCIETIES, AFTER ALL.
>>7084643
IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU AS WELL
>>7084655
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD LET MY LITTLE BROTHER REST FOR ONCE.
ALSO, I BELIEVE THE TERM IS 'NICE DUBS'

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Is now a good time to say hello?

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>>7084648
No dude we're talking about taking down other criminal teams.
Going not!Plasma comes later.

>>7084718
satan please go

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>>7084680
Well if Arceus created you and all the other legendaries including us, and Mew created us, that makes Mew our dad, and you his brother, hence "uncle"

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>>7084718
Heyyyy Giratina you're back!

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>>7084751
It's only once in a while I am able to take form in this dimension. And this is all you have to say?
>>7084789
Ah, greetings Skitty. Isn't it a little early for us to be meeting? HAHAHAHA.
I am joking. It's a pleasure to meet you.

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>>7084777
I SEE. I HAD NOT CONSIDERED IT FROM THAT VIEWPOINT, BUT IT IS AN INTERESTING ONE.
WOULD IT BE CUSTOMARY TO SAY
>CHECKED?
>>7084718
GREETINGS BROTHER
>>7084751
THAT IS A RUDE WAY TO GREET A LEGENDARY, IS IT NOT?
HE MAY NOT BE VIEWED IN A POSITIVE LIGHT BY HUMANITY, BUT HE IS STILL YOUR GREATER.

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>chilling out, lurking
>kinda thristy
>go get a nice cold drink
>come back and now all these other pokemon are here
I swear this shit always happens to me.
How's everyone doing?

>>7084814
What's the distortion world like?
Cozy? Cold?

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>>7084814
Hey man, I purr-omised to take you out to a fancy restaurant next time you showed up here
Got any place in mind?

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>>7084835
pretty fine sandy it's better now that uncle dialga and uncle giratina are here

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>>7084239
>>7084401
Yeah, it was the Meowth. He taught himself to not just talk like a human, but also to walk on his two hind legs. All to impress a female Meowth. But that ended up almost like pic related, due to her actually being with a Persian. Which is the main reason why the Meowth competes for the Team's boss for affection, who owns a Persian.

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>>7084817
Hello brother. How have you been faring in my absence?
>>7084835
Greetings. I am well I suppose. My human has hidden himself somewhere in my dimension. That's called hide and seek, correct?
>>7084842
Cozy for me. The few humans that have been there say it's colder than Snowpoint. I find Snowpoint rather nice aside from the snow.
>>7084876
I don't consider myself very picky. Why don't you pick, babe?

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>>7084541
Bro. If you're still thinking this stuff and it's not a phase, just, like, admit it.
>>7084593
If I'm ever around there I'll keep an eye out for those guys.
>>7084401
Hey, it's no mailman outfit but you still rock that, sis.

>>7084902
Sup Raichu Anon. I think your brother is on somewhere here.

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>>7084902
what are you even talking about ray?

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>>7084897
IT DOES GET LONELY AT TIMES
PALKIA DOES NOT MAKE FOR GOOD COMPANY, AS SOME OF THE MORTALS IN THIS THREAD HAVE DISCOVERED

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>>7084895
>that pic
>story of my life
I feel sorry for the poor guy, he developed an astounding talent and it was totally unappreciated.
>>7084728
You starting with harassing the Skulls, then? They've run off with some merchandise recently - mostly insured, but it's a loss of time to replace and time is money.

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>>7084893
Good to hear, I take it you hang out with them often then?
>>7084897
Well that's either hide and seek or just hiding. I would assume hide and seek if he's your human.
What's it even like in your dimension?

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>>7084957
I'm just babbling, senpai. Don't mind me.
>>7084928
Wouldn't surprise me. He's the reason I started hanging out on sites like this on days when the weather was bad for surfing.

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>>7084593
Even if you can't, there is the possibility of getting some photos or whatnot of the location you saw 'em at. Crime rings will pick up and move every so often, but a lot of times it's a rush moving and they get sloppy.

>>7084895
Damn, that's just depressing.

>>7084902
This was her at my niece's birthday party. She was nice enough to let the kids ride on her back, though I think her tail-head enjoyed the attention more than she did.

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>>7084980
SHE BOOPED MY INTESTINES
I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES

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>>7084980
Hahaha. I hope I can provide some entertainment for you then. Perhaps you need some spice in your life to stave the boredom off.
>>7085023
I change it as I please. I like it looking a bit non-euclidean. I like the floating islands and waterfalls that lead nowhere. Really gives off the Lovecraft vibe I'm shooting for.
I don't really know if they intended for him to be my human but he's very fun to play with. The blue haired man? Team Galactic?
I was going to make him say hello but he screamed and ran again. Pity.

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>>7084897
Can't say I've ev-fur been inside a restaurant, but I've heard that 'Rays on the Bay' in Alola is purr-fect
We're on a boat about a week out fur-om there, I think

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>>7084718
lol sup bitch
>>7084980
you talking shit bro?

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>>7085115
Ah. Well, I suppose I can wait a week for our candlelit date, hm?
>>7085147
Hello brother. Been rejected by any "hot bitches" lately? All of them I presume?

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So long story short, my trainer and the rest of his pokemon went to aloha after the whole "wish" incident went down and I want to play a little "prank" on him, you'll see what it is when it happens

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>>7085115
Went there once a while ago, bro, they earned their reputation. It's not cheap, but I'll, like, cover you two if you want.
>>7085075
That might be Cyrus, bro. Guy's kind of a downer, but if he's running and screaming at least he's, like, feeling alive.

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>>7085174
ouch dude
just cause i dont kidnap my blue haired babes dont mean i cant get some

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>>7085075
Sounds interesting, any chance I could come visit sometime?
And I don't really know much about criminal teams aside from snagem and cipher, my only knowledge of other teams is from anons posting here about them. He may also just be trying to hide if he keeps screaming and running away.
Too bad he isn't a hide and seek master like me.

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>>7085258
Cyrus? Hm, I like him. He's funny. He screams and begs for his life constantly.
>>7085259
Good luck getting some "hot bitches" brother. Can't you just take some from somewhere with your space powers?
>>7085269
Oh we can see. If you happen to be in Sinnoh next time I arrive on this plane we can have a little barbecue in the Distortion World. How does that sound?
I'll need to see this mastery of hide and seek. I consider myself very good at it.

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>>7085069
AH YES
WELL
UNFORTUNATELY, THAT IS JUST HOW PALKIA IS
IF YOU WISH WE COULD TELL HIM TO 'FUCK OFF' AS YOUR KIND SO ELOQUENTLY PUTS IT, BUT I DOUBT HE WILL LISTEN
>>7085075
I HAVE NO DOUBTS ABOUT YOUR ABILITY TO PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT, BUT I FIND THIS WEBSITE TO SERVE WELL ENOUGH FOR THIS PURPOSE, WHEN THEY ARE NOT BUSY TORTURING JIRACHI
I WOULD BE CAREFUL, APPARENTLY THERE IS A HUMAN HOARDING MASTER BALLS WITH THE INTENT OF CAPTURING US ALL
>>7085147
I DO NOT BELIEVE I HAVE EVER PARTICIPATED IN SUCH A THING
IT IS JUST A MATTER OF FACT BROTHER- YOUR COMPANY OFTEN LEAVES MUCH TO BE DESIRED

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GREETINGS.
THERE IS A GREAT COMMOTION AMONG THE HUMANS.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED WHILE I SLEPT?

>>7085400
Oh jesus oh fuck I'm out of here death bird is here

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>>7085174
Sorry hun
I would try to speed up the journey, but I ain't sure luxury cruisers can do that
>>7085258
That'd be cool dude, but I think havin' a Legendary show up in your restaurant warrants free food
>>7085400
Oh you know
People turnin' into Pokes
Legendaries showin' up
Palkia stitchin' universes together
Standard Tuesday

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>>7085400
...You are fucking dangerous, and I respect that so I'm not going to run screaming even though literally everything in my head is telling me otherwise.

Basically Jirachi wishes have changed the whole world. Alongside Palkia shitposting using the fabric of space.

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>>7085400
GOOD DAY YVELTAL
HOW FARES KALOS?

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>>7085369
Oh I will provide oodles of entertainment. Okay, I've just wanted to say oodles.
I'll make sure to watch my back. I can't say I'm that afraid.
>>7085400
Bongor? Guon..jour? How do you say that? Hello Yveltal, how are you?
>>7085456
Don't worry. I am very patient. I'll be here waiting for you.
Don't stand me up or I'll make your life a living hell

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>>7085367
Sounds good, gives me even more reasons to get myself out of Orre and start exploring other regions.
Oh and trust me, I'm not quite a master at the seeking part but good luck finding me when I'm hiding.

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>>7085400
Well, as soon as she wakes up, I'm going to be giving Girafarig names, her main self being Faith, and her tail-head being named Joy.

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>>7085504
I'll be waiting then. I do hope I see you in the realm of the living rather than the dead.

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>>7085367
lol rip me right
how the fuck hasnt your kidnapping ass ended up on a watchlist yet
>>7085369
what the fuck
my presence is a gift you fuck
>>7085400
lol polly wanna cracker?

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Hello ladies~

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>>7085501
I don't doubt that Darlin'
Not that I'd want to stand you up anyway
So if I don't show up I'm purr-obably dead or like
Fuckin' cat-napped
I guess if I'm dead I'll see you all the sooner though

>>7081876
A Scyther I befriended in a resort area.

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>>7085555
........
THE ONLY RESPONSE I HAVE FOR YOU IS
>CHECKED
AS THE HUMANS HERE CONSIDER CUSTOM
>>7085556
I CAN NOT SAY I AM EXACTLY A LADY, BUT HELLO TO YOU AS WELL

Too many gods! Guys don't you have a world to keep together?

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>>7085433
CALM YOURSELF MORTAL.
I AM NOT SURE IF I CAN ABSORB YOUR ENERGY THROUGH THESE HUMAN DEVICES. YOU MAY HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.

>>7085456
>>7085466
I AM UNSURE OF THE REASON WHY HUMANS AND POKEMON WOULD WISH FOR UTTER CHAOS. BUT, I AM NOT ONE TO JUDGE YOUR SPECIES.

>>7085475
NOT WELL.
MORTAL BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED, AND LIFE ENERGY ABOUNDS.
FIRE ALSO ABOUNDS.

>>7085501
I AM FEELING GREAT.
HOW IS THE DISTORTION WORLD, AND YOUR HUMAN PET?

>>7085509
YOU SOUND VERY KIND TO YOUR POKEMON.

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>>7085548
I keep myself out of trouble for the most part, I'll probably be fine.

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>>7085668
yveltal why did you wake up?
answer me!

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>>7085655
WE DO. I MAKE CERTAIN TO KEEP THE FLOW OF TIME IN PLACE BY OBSERVING DECISIONS MADE HERE AND MAKING CERTAIN NONE OF THEM LEAD ALONG A PATH FATHER DOES NOT WISH FOR.
>>7085668
THAT IS A SHAME TO HEAR.
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE FIRE?
THE HUMANS HAVE A FOOD CALLED A 'MARSH MALLOW' WHICH IS APPARENTLY INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS WHEN TOASTED OVER FLAMES
>>7085681
ZYGARDE
IT APPEARS YOU HAVE AWOKEN AS WELL
DID YOU ENJOY YOUR REST?

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>>7085630
whoa hey! It's dialga!

I have noticed a bunch of super powerful pokemon here, is this where they gather?

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>>7085668
She's believed in me more than I believed in myself. We've been close, but the last few days, we kinda discovered that we loved each other. It's been a long, strange trip, but things are really looking up.

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>>7085741
yes when ever there is unbalance in kalos ecosystem but it seems that i someone stole all my cells and let only my core
so i am unable to help maybe if i seach enough it can be enough for me to go into 10% mode.
and make my search easier

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How do you know if a human likes you? What are their signs for being ready to breed?
Is sleeping a lot one?

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>>7085774
NOT TRADITIONALLY. HOWEVER, WITH THE ADVENT OF THE NEW AGE MY BRETHREN AND I CAN NO LONGER SAFELY MINGLE AMONG YOUR KIND.
WHEREAS IN THE PAST YOUR KIND TREATED US WITH REVERENCE WE ARE NOW GREETED WITH POKEBALLS AND FEAR WHEN SEEN
>>7085802
I WISH YOU LUCK WITH FINDING YOUR CELLS
I SEE NOTHING IN THE FUTURE THAT INDICATES YOU NOT BEING GREETED WITH SUCH
>>7085846
I WOULD SUGGEST WATCHING HUMAN 'ROM COMS' IF YOU WISH TO KNOW ABOUT THEIR COURTING HABITS

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>>7085681
THE NOISE BECAME TOO GREAT TO SLUMBER THROUGH.

>>7085741
I REQUEST MORE INFORMATION.
WHERE DO I ACQUIRE THESE "MARSHMALLOWS"?

>>7085782
I WISH YOU TWO A LONG AND HAPPY TOGETHER.
UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE EXTENSION OF LIFE. THAT IS NOT MY DOMAIN.
I MERELY POSSESS THE ABILITY TO SHORTEN AND END IT.

>>7085959
HUMANS AND POKEMON ALIKE REACT WITH HOSTILITY OR FEAR TO MY PRESENCE.
MAKES ME FEEL A BIT LONELY.

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>>7085254
Oh hey I didn't know you posted here to man. oh you're going to play another prank on me? It better not be another one of those nazi pranks you've been doing to me lately, it was funny at first but it's getting weird and creepy. I'd tell u face too face but you know how I'm busy right now

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>>7085959
thank you dialga
if any of you find find one of my cells, they look just like me only slightly smaller tell me but for now i'll look for parts of me in kalos it my sense say that there are enough cells here for a at least go into 10% mode
>>7086016
at least be careful not end all life in the area

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>>7085959
Rom coms? Okay I'll try, thank you.

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>>7086016
Hey, thanks anyway. I know some don't understand but I know that death's one of the few parts of livin' that can't be changed- and that it exists for a reason.

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>>7086016
>I REQUEST MORE INFORMATION.
WHERE DO I ACQUIRE THESE "MARSHMALLOWS"?
Sorry to interrupt but most human cities have them. I could see if I could get a bunch from Phenac for you if you want. You'd have to fly over here to get them though.

>>7086016
IT IS A SHAME HOW HUMANITY REACTS TO US, BROTHER.
AS I DID WITH GIRATINA I SHALL WARN YOU OF THE HUMAN HOARDING MASTER BALLS AS WELL.
STAY SAFE.

AS FOR THE 'MARSHMALLOWS', I BELIEVE THEY CAN BE FOUND IN THE CONFECTIONERY SECTIONS OF MOST HUMAN FOOD STORES.
YOU WILL RECOGNIZE THEM AS SMALL, WHITE, FLUFFY TREATS.
>>7086061
I DO NOT BELIEVE ANY RESIDE WITHIN SINNOH, BUT SHOULD I FORESEE SOMEONE SMUGGLING ONE IN I SHALL LET YOU KNOW
>>7086110
IF IT IS ANY SOLACE YOU COME BACK AS A GASTLY AFTER DEATH, SO SHE WILL NOT BE ALONE LONG

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>>7086206

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Wait you're telling me humans don't have flowers?

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>>7086229
Nah, bro. Sorry.
>>7085668
Wait, what!? What happened to Kalos? Did one of the criminal Teams, like, actually fire one of the damn doomsday devices half of them seem to be obsessed with?

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>>7086206
i must thank you beforehand in case it happens, but for now i'll be seaching
>>7086197
remember to ask to yveltal to save some of those "marshmallows" for me.
>>7086229
correct child, humans don't have flowers but other parts used for their reprodution, i must apologize you for saying that.
i seem to have found 2 cells so far near terminus cave
>>7086345
there seems to be some sort of war happening in kalos i must hurry and find the rest of my cells the entire region rests upon my shoulder

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>>7086345
Well that's weird.
How do I pollinate with my master then?

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>>7086197
I DO NOT WISH FOR YOU TO PERISH.
SO, I MUST KINDLY DECLINE YOUR OFFER.

>>7086206
THERE ARE A FEW BURNT OR ABANDONED STORES NEAR MY LOCATION. I WILL SEARCH THROUGH THEM FOR THESE "MARSHMALLOWS".
THANK YOU.

>>7086345
I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE.
THERE ARE A FEW LARGE CRATERS, SO THAT MAY BE TRUE.
THERE ARE LARGE AMOUNTS OF HUMANS AND POKEMON FIGHTING. IT SEEMS TO BE A RESULT OF GENERAL LAWLESSNESS.
THAT IS ALL I KNOW. IT IS HARD TO ASCERTAIN IF THERE ARE ANY GROUPS OF HUMANS DIRECTLY ACCELLERATING THE CHAOS.
ALSO, FIRE IS EVERYWHERE.

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>>7086388
Other parts? Humans are weird. I guess I should just ask him how humans do it

I want to hug the death bird

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>>7086530
Well, hell. And here I am way the hell distant from that. Anyone reading this from Kalos, stay safe, I guess.

>>7086536
That's probably the best way to do it, friend.

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>>7086388
Looks like he's getting his marshmallows elsewhere anyway, oh well.
Good luck finding your cells and stopping that war, I'd love to come help but by the time I found a way to get over there it'd probably all be over anyway.
>>7086530
What, would you being near me kill me or something? I know almost nothing about you guys.
Good luck with dealing with all the shit that's happening though.

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HEIL THE NEW REI- Dammit Malamar this isn't funny, it kinda fucking hurts ARRGGGG ALOAH IS MINE

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Hey nerds. How's being alive treating you?

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>>7086879
Pretty fucking good, I danced with death once, it's name was Mega Mewtwo, and several days later I STILL can't get the smoke smell from the fire blasts out of my nose. My fur is still growing back in patches.

Fuck Red... wait no, it's not his fault, fuck Palkia for teleporting him onto our heads.

I am so lucky I found a Shadow Claw TM and Cali knows King's Shield.

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>>7086954
Seriously? Let's knock that guy's shit in together. Hey those swords are pretty cool. Do they come as a Kopesh?

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>>7086879
>implying

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>>7086741
YES.
MY PRESENCE ABSORBS THE LIFE ENERGY FROM BOTH POKEMON AND HUMANS. AS THE COUNTERPART TO XERNEAS, MY PURPOSE IS TO BALANCE OUT THE LIFE ENERGY HE PROVIDES TO THE PLANET, BY ABSORBING AND DESTROYING IT.

>>7086630
I ENJOY HUGS.
HOWEVER, RECIEVING A HUG FROM ME WILL INSTANTLY END YOUR LIFE.
IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED, SEEK ME OUT IN KALOS.

>>7086708
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TRAVELS.
WHERE ARE YOU IN THE WORLD?

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>>7086530
save some "marshmallows" for me while i search
>>7086536
it's an awkawrd kind of convesation but it must be done for the relashionship between you and your human
>>7086708
what is your destination?
i can tell if something is happening bad or not is happening there
>>7086741
yes yveltal absorbs life of what enters in contact with it
>>7086879
it's not good honestly being this small looking for the rest of my cells is a hassle i found another one i already exited the terminus cave and i'm on the just entered route 18 now that i can see the outside i can sense better that there are around 30 cells around kalos making a total of 33 cells in this region.
>>7086954
just be careful with your live child it's your most important treasure don't waste it with foolish endeavors. i am saddened fir every life lost in battle.

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>>7086998
Least I'm not an evolved fart. Keheheh.

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>>7086879
Pretty darn good. Alola's pretty calm right now, but there's some weird reports coming out of Kalos. Personally, I'm cooking malasadas and opening all the windows.

>>7086863
Wait, what? This is why those fishermen in the port district were jumpy, isn't it? Well, I jinxed it.
>>7086954
A Shadow Claw TM, huh? You wouldn't happen to still have that, would you? I might be able to, ahem, do some side business if so, and if you're not still in need of it.

>>7086991
I don't want to ever see Red or his fucking Mega Mewtwo again, once was enough.

I don't know, Cali is a broadsword, I think.
I don't know my swords very well.

>>7087051
Got a few TMs still, I could pass them on as payment for staying with you once we get there.

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>>7086879
IT IS AS SATISFYING AS IT HAS BEEN FOR ALL THE REST OF ETERNITY
>>7086991
I DO HOPE YOU ARE NOT SUGGESTING A WISH TO 'KNOCK THE SHIT' OUT OF PALKIA.
ALTHOUGH WE DO NOT ALWAYS GET ALONG I WILL BE FORCED TO INTERVENE IN SUCH A SCENARIO
>>7087003
I AM CURIOUS BROTHER - WOULD A FELLOW IMMORTAL FEEL ADVERSE EFFECTS TO YOUR PRESENCE?
>>7087015
WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER OF YOUR LIFE BEFORE DEATH?

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>>7087003
>>7087004
We're on a cruiser, a few days out from Melemele Island. Hopefully we can take it easy for a few days, give me time to visit friends and family before setting sail again. The crew's talking about picking on Team Skull, like, for fun and profit.

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>>7087004
Good luck with your cell hunt smallfry.
>>7087051
OPEN YOUR WINDOWS AND I'LL COME EAT YOU SKINBAG.
>>7087073
You wield a blade and don't even know what kind? Come ON!
>>7087076
I don't mess with legendaries, bud.
Before death? Uhhh... Shit it's been a while. Ice? Going into a weird cave to escape the ice? Blackness? Probably got eaten or something WHATEVER I'M BETTER THAN A SKINBAG NOW.

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>>7087015
y u be so rood dood?

>>7087111
Cali hasn't exactly been forthcoming on those details and I never questioned it. Had Smeargle paint a picture of us here:
>>7085466
if that could you could help identify her?

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>>7087003
Interesting stuff, guess I'll have to settle for hanging out with you here then.
I'm surprised how chill all you legendary guys are, I honestly expected you all to look down normal pokemon like me.

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>>7087112
I'm a rude dude witha real 'tude. Afterlife makes you crazy man.
>>7087139
Broaaaadsword. Too bad you don't actually have anything cool like a Seax or something. I'm just throwing out weapon types now. HAHAHA.

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BREAKING NEWS IN ALOHA, SMALL COUP OF INDIVIDUALS ARE SPEADING THE IDEA OF NAZISIM ON PONI ISLAND, ISLAND AUTHHORITIES SHALL DEAL WITH THEM SHORTLY

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>>7087111
DON'T YOU HAVE A TOMB TO GUARD OR SOME SHIT?
Threatening random people, ooh, I'm so scared.
>>7087112
He's got a point.

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>>7087176
Yeah i find myself having more rude thoughts than before come to think of it.

>>7087191
hey f u

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>>7087139
SHE APPEARS TO BE A FLAMBERGE OR FLAMMENSCHWERT
>>7087111
THAT IS UNFORTUNATE. IT SOUNDS TO ME AS IF YOU HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH KYUREM.
I WISH YOU LUCK WITH YOUR UNLIFE.
>>7087162
WHY WOULD WE DO SUCH A THING?
IT IS NOT THE AVERAGE POKEMON WHICH GREETS US WITH THREATS OF ENSLAVEMENT AND DEATH

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>>7087099
let me sense if something bad is happening there right now..... no so far it seems to be calm there
>>7087111
you show me some respect i'm a powerful legendary pokemon, don't underestimate me just because i'm in this incomplete forme
>>7087112
probably something happened to him before his death
>>7087162
most of us are not try not to have ties with other pokemon, but we do not have this kind of superiority complex most think
there seems to be a huge concentration of cells near the center of the region but there's enough scattered for me to be able to turn into my 10% forme

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>>7087191
But your place looks waaaaaarm. Open the windows I'm waiting. Are you the guy that just opened his window and said "stupid ghosts"?
>>7087215
SEE this guy gets it.
>>7087216
UNLIFE is way better than real life. I get to chill and mooch off humans. Hell I've only had to be a waifu once. ONCE.
>>7087218
Come back when you're more than a squirt, squirt. SQUIRT!

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>>7087258
cant spell cofagrigus without fag.

>>7087218
idk I like him still. he's my kind of dood.

you should stay in that form btw. you look WAY..... cuter....

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>>7087258
I've mostly just had the urge to eat every small animal that walks by me
Also to stare at everyone and prank people
Do you guys get that too?

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>>7087286
Hey you know the afterlife has made me way more comfortable with myself. I've been in at least 10 relationships. What about you Haunty? HOW MANY CRUSHES DO YOU GOT?
>>7087291
I love pranks you would not believe. I'm climbing in this guy's window he's gonna shit his pants when he gets back to his computer.

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>>7087216
>>7087218
To be fair until I found this thread I literally only had the opinions of humans I occasionally ran into and rumors to base my own opinion on. Obviously now I know you guys are cool.

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>>7087286
THERE ARE MULTIPLE LANGUAGES IN WHICH SUCH A THING CAN BE DONE.
THE SPECIES IS ALSO KNOWN AS; DESUKARN, TUTANKAFER, ECHNATOLL, DESUNIKAN, SISHENGUAN
>>7087335
I AM GLAD TO HEAR YOUR OPINION OF US HAD CHANGED

>>7087185
Soon all of aloha is mi-- AHH WTF HAPPENED?!? Malamar?!? WHATS GOING ON?!?

>>7087076
YOU WOULD FEEL NOTHING, BROTHER.
YOU ARE A MANIFESTATION OF TEMPORAL ENERGY, INSTEAD OF LIFE ENERGY, SO I CANNOT DRAIN ANY FROM YOU.

>>7087162
EVEN THOUGH IT IS MY PURPOSE TO DESTROY LIFE, I STILL VALUE IT.
ALSO, NOT BEING ABLE TO BE NEAR ANYBODY MAKES MY EXISTENCE VERY LONELY. SO, I APPRECIATE THE COMPANY.

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>>7087379
(Forgot pic)

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>>7087258
soon enough i'll be way bigger than you then you'll see the who's squirt
>>7087286
maybe after i am able to stop the war on kalos from continuing
>>7087335
those rumors exist because of our immense power so humans fear us
i'm sensing 3 cell under a small lake i must go for a moment

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>>7087258
That depends, are you on Poni Island?
>>7087291
Just don't eat my coworker's Littens, okay? There's plenty of other critters here that I won't have to hear about for a week if something bad happens to them.
>>7087215
f u 2.
>>7087216
Hey, I have a healthy respect for phenomenal cosmic powers! I just show it by trying to lay low and not attract anger from you guys.

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>>7087327
B-baka! I don't need relationships! those are for 'meatbags' as you say.

>>7087349
who's side are you on, Diaruga?!

>>7087412
hey im sorry i didnt mean it.

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>>7087409
SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRRRRT!!!!
>>7087412
PONI ISLAND! Why do these islands have such stupid names? Yeah, your window isn't closed oh wow nice place you got here.
OH YEAH YOU DON'T HAVE ANY POKEMON DO YOU? This is great.

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>>7087389
HAHAHA EMBRACE IT MASTER, OR SHOULD I SAY SLAVE

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>>7087444
If you'd been reading my earlier posts you'd know you're on the wrong island.
:^)
>>7087457
This fine specimen is the likely cause of the guy screaming "FUCK GHOSTS", just for your information.

>>7087457
>>7087349
this is fucking stupid

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>>7087499
ur mom is fucking stupid lol

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>>7087440
Come on who doesn't want a cute human to put a collar on and make serve you?
>>7087491
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Neat

>>7087457
This is but it'll be over soon im guessing

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>>7087383
THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW
IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF WITHIN SINNOH OR I WITHIN KALOS YOU SHALL RECEIVE ONE SUCH HUG
>>7087412
AND YOU ARE ONE OF THE HUMANS I WATCH DURING MY DOWN TIME
GOOD LUCK WITH THE PAPER WORK FOR NEXT WEEKS STORAGE FIRE
>>7087440
TIME TAKES NO SIDES
YOU STATED SOMETHING THAT WAS INCORRECT SO I INFORMED YOU OF YOUR ERROR

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BREAKING NEWS PONI ISLAND IN PANIC, HALF OF ISLAND TAKEN BY THIS NEW REICH, OFFICIALS SAY ITS "UNDER CONTROL"

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great i've found 3 more cells i'm already at 6 i only need 4 more to be able to fight, but the last 4 that aren't on the center of town are moving towards it i must hurry i can still catch up with the perpetrator
>>7087444
do you want to anger me? you will regret it
>>7087549
dialga can you forsee who is the whole who is taking my cells away

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>>7087549
> storage fire
> next week
> mfw
Thanks for the warning, I guess.

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>>7087581
Squirty squirt squirt can't even find his cells. Tiny baby not even a mecha

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>>7087349
I'll make sure to spread the word that all those bad rumors I used to hear about legendary pokemon aren't true, because honestly getting to hang out with you, zygarde, yveltal and giratina pretty much made my day.
>>7087383
Man I know what it's like being lonely, to cut a long story short I ended up being left behind by my buddies when they all decided to move to different regions.
>>7087409
I can understand that kind of fear, it's hard to see past it even when the truth is staring you in the face sometimes.

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>>7087581
HMMM........
DEPENDING ON YOUR TIMELINE IT IS EITHER THE AETHER FOUNDATION OR THE REMNANTS OF TEAM FLARE
>>7087606
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD CEASE MOCKING MY YOUNGER BROTHER
>>7087627
WE WILL BE AROUND FOREVER, SO IF YOU WISH TO COMMUNE WITH US YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO

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>>7087562
Well, looks like my bros got the ultimate acceptable target for pirating it up. We're so gonna pull a low-rent beach-storming thing if this isn't resolved by the time we hit land.

>>7087653
Evening, Dialga. Anything i should be worried about within the next few days or are things looking pretty clear for me?
Driftveil Anon

Goddamnit. Sorry about my Cofagrigus, he's weird. How is everyone?

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ALERT ALERT, THE NEWLY NAMED 4TH REICH HAS TAKEN OVER PONI ISLAND, AUTHORITIES STATE "TO STAY CALM" PUBLIC SAYS OTHERWISE, THE REICH HAS STATED THIS WILL BE THEIR FIRST STEP IN REACHING "WORLD PEACE"

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>>7087662
.............
DRIFTVEIL CITY HAS A STORAGE UNIT, DOES IT NOT?
>>7087714
I CAN NOT SPEAK FOR EVERYONE, BUT I AM FINE

>>7087734
.....37 last time i checked.

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>>7087549
:(

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>>7087723
...mate I hope you're fukkin with me here, I was hoping to chill and beat up wannabe gangsters, not deal with whatever the fuck this 4th reich shit is, what even were the first three!?

>>7087734
You sure can you loud mouthed cunt

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>>7087327
So I'm not just fucked up
Alright, thanks

>>7087771
Ignore it

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i can see him it's a man with a red suit
>>7087653
looking at his hair style and choice of collor i think that must be someone from that team flare you speak off it seems that he went to sleep i'll be extra carefull and getting my cells back.
>>7087627
is understandable some humans fear us other are intersted by us and other just want to use us for their greed.
>>7087714
he is a little rude but and keeps mocking me on my weakest moment, but he just seems to be just a prankster.
>>7087771
i doubt something is acutally happening if that was true i would've been able sense it.
>>7087779
learn some manners

>>7087791
learn how to stfu, fuckass

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Hey Orrefag here. Any cool places to explore in other regions? I just bought myself a fly HM from a Kanto trainer.
Do these things work if you live in an area without badges?

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>>7087754
........... THAT IS UNFORTUNATE.
>>7087779
CONSIDER THIS; I AM ROUGHLY 18 FEET TALL. MY LUNGS TAKE UP A MAJORITY OF MY BODY, AS MY ROAR HAS TO RESONATE THROUGHOUT ALL OF TIME.
I AM, BY NO MEANS, RELATIVELY LOUD. I BELIEVE THE CORRECT DIAGNOSE THAT HUMANS WOULD GIVE IS YOU 'BEING A LITTLE BITCH'

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>>7087779
Can I apologize for this guy's bad attitude? I am so sorry that people don't at least know better than to be mouthy.

>>7087829
>Speed dials Gym Leader Clayton and having the town run a thorough search of all storage units.
Alright, Dialga. You got my attention. Care to drop me a hint what im looking forward to?

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>>7087653
And if you're ever in orre let me know and we can relax in the desert or something.
Or maybe I'll see you in sinnoh when I come over for that barbecue giratina promised me.
>>7087714
I'm good, how're you anon?
>>7087791
I mean I've known bad pokemon too but humans can be really terrible sometimes. Although maybe that's just because there are more humans and we're all just focusing on the worst ones.

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>>7087834
I WILL ACCEPT YOU APOLOGY ON BEHALF OF THE HUMANS.
I FIND THAT PEOPLE SUCH AS YOURSELF REPRESENT THE COMMON OPINION OF HUMANKIND MORE THAN ANY OTHER.
>>7087859
I BELIEVE IT IS THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE WHOM KIDNAPPED MY BROTHER, KYUREM.
>>7087871
I AM NOT CERTAIN IF MY BROTHER WOULD APPRECIATE MY PRESENCE AT YOUR 'BARBECUE' BUT IF HE WILL ALLOW IT I WILL CERTAINLY JOIN YOU

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>>7087723
Pl-please Malamar I don't want this, please it hurts it fucking hurts, this has already gone to far

>>7087829
Consider this: you're a bored fucktard on the Internet with a boring character, a boring personality and a boring giimmick

>>7087834
Apologize to yourself for being such an ass kisser

>>7087947
we know its you dragontits

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>>7087947
literally your the only one who thinks this.

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finally i collected 10 cells i'm able to turn into a form that can fight thet man from team flare woke up but i quickly knocked him out now only 23 more cells in kalos left. i plan to take them head on
>>7087871
i know while bad humans turn into the most known sadly the good ones tend to be overshadowed
>>7087816
sorry i do not know what stfu means

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>>7087939
WE HAVEN'T GONE FAR ENOUGH, AM I RIGHT?!?

>>7087937
Thank you. We'll be on the look out for NeoPlasma and others. That's incase other timelines come to pass.

>>7087974
So we're really at the seeing the boogeyman everywhere phase

>>7087996
I don't give a shit

>>7088006
That's because you're a moron

>>7088043
And you're aggressively boring

Remember to not respond

>>7088043
Their>>7088098
Right u know

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ROASTED MARSHMALLOWS ARE WONDERFUL.

>>7087820
THERE ARE A FEW INTERESTING PLACES IN KALOS TO EXPLORE. HOWEVER, THE REGION IS NOT IN IT'S BEST STATE RIGHT NOW, SO I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND GOING THERE AT THIS MOMENT.

>>7087871
BAD HUMANS STAND OUT MORE THAN THE GOOD ONES.

>>7081876
Litwick

>>7088043
Gtfo /pol/ nobody likes you and you're basement dwelling ass

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>>7088212
you are the coolest and most powerful of all the legendaries.

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>>7088212
Yeah I wasn't really planning to head anywhere with a death bird.
No offense! I bet you're really kind I'm just trying to avoid dying.

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>>7088212
I HAVE NEVER TRIED ONE, BUT I WILL HAVE TO REMEMBER TO DO SO

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU ON THE LAST POINT, BAD HUMANS DO STAND OUT.
I HAVE MET SOME INTERESTING INDIVIDUALS WITHIN THESE THREADS, HOWEVER.

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>>7087937
Well it's up to both of you really. I'd be fine chilling with you guys separately if you'd prefer. Assuming you're even up for it, I don't want to seem like I'm forcing anything on you.
>>7088006
>>7088212
True, I do feel bad when humans that are trying to do good get ignored because of this.
>>7088322
Trust me, he's a great guy.

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>>7088098
>>7088209
>>7088267
Faggots, Checkm8

>>7088337
Meet my dick, in your ass.

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>>7088366
Really? Well if you say so, okay. I'll swing by Kalos maybe if I can get this HM to work with my Crobat.

>>7088448
your ass smells like lack of tits and salazzle phereomones

>>7088304
YOUR PRAISE IS FLATTERING.
IT IS GOOD THAT YOUR SOUL MANAGED TO RETAIN A SMALL AMOUNT OF LIFE ENERGY WHEN YOU DIED.

>>7088322
YOUR FEAR IS PERFECTLY NORMAL, AND I HOLD NOTHING AGAINST YOU FOR IT. TREASURE LIFE WHILE YOU CAN.
ALTHOUGH, FOR REFERENCE, MY LIFE DRAINING EFFECT ONLY STARTS WITHIN 500 FEET OF ME, AND GETS STRONGER THE CLOSER YOU ARE.

>>7088337
>>7088366
MOST OF THE HUMANS AND POKEMON HERE ARE GOOD INDIVIDUALS.
I APPRECIATE THEIR PRESENCE HERE.

Remember if you reply to the shitposter you don't get a poptart

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i'm getting near that city at the middle of the region all 23 cells that are on this region in one place.
trap or not i must find them to save the world from another catastrophe
>>7088212
yveltal if i come back could you give some marshmallows and take me towards the place where the other cells are?
>>7088464
or you since you passing by kalos
but now i'm going towards their base

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Remember kids, don't snort pokeballs. It's both dangerous and impossible.
This has been a friendly reminder by the Johto Trucker's Association.

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>>7088366
I AM WILLING TO SIT DOWN FOR A LUNCH WITH MY BROTHER
IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN HIM
THE QUESTION IS MORE OF WHETHER OR NOT HE WISHES TO BE AROUND ME
>>7088530
IT IS A CALMING CHANGE FROM THE TRAINERS THAT SHOW UP AT MY TEMPLE
>>7088543
WHAT FLAVOR OF 'POPTART'
>>7088561
I DID SO ONCE ON ACCIDENT WHEN A TRAINER THREW ONE AT MY FACE
THIS IS GOOD ADVICE

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>>7088530
Well if I ever end up running into you I'll at least die with someone chill. Rather than in a desert.
>>7088559
I'm still trying to figure out how you use these HMs. Do you just like put it on them?
I put it on my Crobat and he's looking at me like I'm a fucking idiot.
>>7088561
What the fuck is that blue one with the gold strips?

>>7088507
Salazzle is for plebeians, an entry level scaly

>>7088543
Detected the 'merican

>>7088594
Cock flavored, faggot

>>7085069
how do you know she left?

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>>7088607
THAT APPEARS TO BE A QUICK BALL

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>>7088635
Entry level faggot

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>>7088594
Well, at least you didn't *intentionally* snort one. You have my sympathy for whatever happened though.

>>7088607
it's either some ridiculous variant of the quickball, or it's that prop from Space Captain Mew

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>>7088707
I meant the one at the very bottom right.
>>7088766
I've never seen Space Captain Mew. Is it any good? I mean I know it's for kids but I am posting on a 4chan of all places.

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>>7088766
THE NASAL PASSAGE CONNECTS TO THE THROAT, SO I MERELY ENDED UP COUGHING IT UP LATER

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>>7088807
OBVIOUSLY I MISUNDERSTOOD. I BELIEVE THEY ARE EXPERIMENTAL POKE BALLS USED IN ALOLA TO CATCH THE ULTRA BEASTS, OR AT LEAST ARE INTENDED TO DO SO.

>>7088812
WHat a fucking dumbass

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>>7088594
I'll ask him next time he's here. Also how do you feel about hide and seek?

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>>7088561
Nice collection.
>>7088594
Sorry to hear that your temple's got a punk infestation. The accidental Pokeball inhalation is hilarious, though. I can only imagine the Trainer's face when the ball disappeared and you were still there.

>>7088849
It's a nice game that you should seriously become the world's champion of and disappear forever

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>>7088843
What a fucking faggot

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>>7088881
Take dis and go :^)

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>>7088849
I HAVE YET TO TRY THE GAME
>>7088870
MOST OF THE TIME THE MONKS KEEP THEM AWAY, BUT A FEW OF THE MORE TENACIOUS TRAINERS HAVE GOTTEN THROUGH

>>7088902
And still not the biggest one here!

>>7088907
I'm honored

Where is crobat

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>>7088841
Fucking weird. They don't have machines that make normal pokeballs into balls for Ultra Beasts?
I guess Orre was ahead of you guys in that tech.

>>7088919
Given by how far you have your head up your own ass, it could be said that you're already playing it

>>7088559
APOLOGIES. I CONSUMED ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS ALREADY. I CAN FIND YOU SOME MORE, THOUGH.
I SAW A TRAINER RUN OFF WITH ONE OF YOUR CELLS. WHERE ARE YOU, SO I CAN POINT YOU TOWARDS HIM?

>>7088594
YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERY TRAINER IN SIGHT CHUCKING POKEBALLS AT YOU TOO?
IT IS SAD, REALLY. HUMAN DETERMINATION IS NOTEWORTHY.
UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF THE TRAINERS THAT ATTEMPT TO CATCH ME END UP DRAINED OF LIFE ENERGY FAR BEFORE THEY EVER REACH ME.

>>7088607
YOU WILL FEEL MY PRESENCE LONG BEFORE YOU EVER SEE ME. IT IS A UNSETTLING, UNCOMFORTABLE FEELING, AS IF YOUR ESSENCE IS SLOWLY BEING EATEN AWAY.
IF WE EVER ACCIDENTALLY MEET, I WILL ATTEMPT TO PRESERVE AS MUCH OF YOUR LIFE ENERGY AS POSSIBLE.

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>>7088902
Is that a Litten with hard liquor? Whoo, boy, is that a volatile combination. I found that out the hard way once.
. . .
And I think I figured out another thing that could cause a warehouse fire.
Dialga? Would you be willing to tell me if my brother's friends cause this fire, or if it's something or someone else?

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>>7088925
Oh look it thinks I'm the mirror

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>>7088941
Eh don't worry about it. My one wish would be that you let my pokes out and break the balls or something.