HG thread. Lewd hours edition.
>>7078566
You wanted attention, I gave you the kind you deserved. It's not that complex.
>>7078571
I'll think about it.
>>7078598
Maybe instead of complaning about idiots not understand...Maybe you should; oh I dunno, explain it then? Y'know, so people can understand? Use your words blondie.
>>7078599
Uh, nooo? There's varrying qualities. Saying all chocolate is the same, is like saying Poka and Lepsi are the same! I mean c'mon, look me in the eyes and tell me Kershies and Munch taste the same!
>>7078631
Dude? Seriously?! Do rich people live in a whole 'nother world? That's insane!
>>7078631
Are you trying to tell me what to do? I said I'll think about it. Get out of my face.
...
>>7078619
I would never want attention from you
>>7078626
I don't want to even start with it. I will just be going on and on about the same crap that happens everyday. I don't need to tell you every little thing about myself like some people here have an urge to do!
>>7078631
Yeah, but how do I know you aren't giving it out for evil reasons?! And I don't care if you show your face, I would never take anything from someone like you!
>>7078641
What do you want?
>>7078641
>kissu
>>7078643
>She throws her arms out the side.
>>7078645
>Waves
>>7078641
...
>>7078642
Is that why you announced to everyone how you felt? Yare Yare Daze...
>>7078642
There's a fine line between explaining yourself, and explaining 'yourself', you dig? I don't want to know your life story, what I want to know is why you're being such a moody dickhole on this fine friday morning.
>>7078641
...
>>7078661
Ohhh! I get it, you're one of those pampered rich kids! Damn dude, that's gotta suck hardcore! You're basically missing out on life!
>>7078641
ASSHOLE-CHAN IS THAT YOU??? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY~~~! NOW PLEASE BEND OVER SO I CAN STICK MY PURPLE MUSCLE IN YOUR FUDGEPECKER~~~~!
>ramsay
>>7078654
>>7078667
...
>>7078661
>She takes a bite out of the chocolate and nods.
>>7078634
>dat ass
very noice.
>>7078677
Your regurgitating of this meme is becoming old, Kamina.
>>7078661
I don't need you trying to look out for me... It pisses me off when people think they know what's best for me. Do you want to piss me off?
>>7078678
...
>>7078690
t. ramsay
>>7078696
>Le green implying arrow
Nah.
>>7078678
...
>Vlad breaks the awkward silence by ripping his book in half with his bare hands
...
>He picks up another book and starts reading through it
>>7078651
Whatever, weirdo
>>7078654
I just did it because I feel like it. I didn't ever care what you thought about it.
>>7078661
Because you aren't willing to show yourself! You're hiding to conceal yourself!
>>7078665
What business is it to you!? Why should I have to tell you!? I don't even know you!
>>7078690
>ramsalt
>>7078692
>>7078706
...
>She breaks the silence by revving and lifted a chainsaw up.
>>7078707
...
I want Rinoa to sit on my face
>>7078705
t. ramsay
>>7078715
t. rinoa
I smell something...
>sniffs all around the thread
AHHHHH ASSHOLE-CHAN, WHERE ARE YOU MY LOVE~?
>ramsay
>>7078714
oh my fucking god i cant believe no anon has found her cool other than the one playing as her
>>7078714
Excuse me? Can't you see that I'm trying to read some historically inaccurate trash here? Would you kindly stop being so loud with that machine?
ngw
>>7078726
Right here.
>Bends over
>>7078732
you make it.
>>7078728
>Lowering the chainsaw and putting an ultravoice to her throat
It's just so boring. It spices things up.
>>7078707
At this rate I've stopped caring. At first I wanted to make you feel better, but now it's obvious that you're just kind of an unapproachable asshole.
>>7078739
>LF
>>7078735
I would if Hosthelper wasn't spazzing out for me.
>>7078727
blllll
>>7078748
>Being this lazy to put 24 tributes in manually.
>>7078714
>As soon as she lifts the chainsaw, she finds it knocked out of her hands by something intangible. Jotaro lowers his hat.
Yare Yare... What are you trying to pull?
>>7078756
Not worth the effort when everyone is shitposting right now.
>>7078752
Would you like some as well?
>>7078760
Just to liven things up.
>She pulls the chainsaw back to herself using the chord.
>>7078762
Robbie Rotten
>>7078738
It's giving me a headache. That's the only thing you accomplished with it, but I hope that wasn't your goal.
>Vlad casually rips apart another book
>>7078752
I appreciate your present, but for what purpose would you give out delicious sweets to strangers? I hope you know it's not October anymore.
>>7078741
You're the one bugging me about my personal life! What's the problem with me just not wanting to talk about it!?
>>7078752
Fum-!
I mean... stranger!?
Give me the chocolate! It's mine!
>>7078770
Tch, weirdo... Just keep it away from me.
>>7078690
>>7078775
>Turning the chainsaw off and thinking about it for a second she takes up a book herself and tries to rip it in half.
>>7078785
>Taking one of the halves of the books from Vlad she throws it at your head.
>54 posts
>15 images
>1 poster
Really makes you think.
>>7078788
Recharge your battery, nigger.
>>7078788
>my post is in there below the black and white pic
ayy
>>7078752
You could always sneak out. Shit; you owe it to yourself! No one should be trapped inside a house all their life! They're practically treating you like an animal.
>>7078776
You're calling me an idiot for not understanding the thing that's obviously pissing you off, then refusing to throw me a bone when I'm tryin' to help. Jesus, you're like those people that post I'm sad' on soical media, then when asked about it, they say 'I don't want to talk about it :('.
>>7078770
Huh? I'm offering them out since everyone seems depressed today....
>>7078776
Fum? What?
>Holds the chocolate out again.
>>7078775
It just seems like a great pick-me-up to everyone!
>>7078796
How do you think I managed to get here at all!? I had to slip out at like...MIDNIGHT. Even then one of them was still awake, it's crazy!
>>7078707
Keep telling yourself that. Maybe one day you'll believe it.
>>7078752
I don't need you to. Quit bothering me.
>>7078789
>The book half falls short a little before his head, harmlessly bouncing away.
...You're seriously annoying me.
>>7078807
I'm only bored, and just a bit sleepy.
>>7078809
But it's entertaining to both you right now. Would you like to do more of something than nothing?
>>7078789
>Vlad stares at the girl who's trying to imitate him
Why would you do that? I still have to dissect that book to see if it's filled with lies or not.
>The book is a collection of various tales about Dracula
>>7078807
I hope you don't mind if I doubt your words about that, because it's quite rare to see such samaritans around dark placels like this one.
>>7078820
>She starts to get worried about the book being partially torn now as she reads a bit of the page and puts the book back down.
>>7078807
Then do that again! Just slip into a convenience store instead of a death arena this time around. You're missing the wonderful world of mass produced sweets.
>>7078796
Well why should I talk about it with you!? You still haven't told me why! I never asked you to try to talk to me about it!
>>7078807
>he snatches it away
Thank you...
If you want something other than a thank you, you're an idiot to want that from me
>>7078847
>>7078842
Cause I wanna help a brother out? Make a strangers day a little less shit? Do I have to repeat everything with you?
>>7078831
Just one day. I only wish to live though one day, when I don't have to deal with people like you.
>Vlad picks up the torn book, and throws another one right into the girl's hands
If you feel like being a vandal at least let me use your urges to destroy, by letting you rip apart this one. This book is filled with nothing but gossip and lies, so feel free to test your might on it!
>>7078860
>/hg/ becomes /ftt/ or /erp/
>>7078863
You probably live in a super highclass neighborhood. I doubt you'd have to worry about some dude mugging you.
http://pastebin.com/WAjpWd0P found erp logs between 2 hg members, guess who they are
>>7078867
ecks dee
>>7078867
We aren't talking about how much we love cawk.... Yet.
>>7078863
Are you sure they were as sincere as you're at this moment? After all it's so easy to lie.
>>7078862
>She easily rips the book in half
You probably pre-tore the book.
>>7078863
I had just finished cleaning up.
>>7078813
I'd rather you go away. Is that an option? It should be.
>>7078863
You should be. Now beat it, kid.
Finally some wholesome, conservative pornography that everyone can enjoy.
>>7078883
>grabs out a encyclopedia and rips it in half
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
7078886<<
>>7078883
For what purpose would I do something like that? It would've been more entertaining to see you struggle, child.
>2016
>erping
>>7078886
Meh, these women are too skinny.
>>7078902
>2016
>>7078885
>She walks up to try and tickle the man
>>7078897
It would keep me entertaining.
>>7078899
Bodies and the back shop.
>>7078899
How to swim?
>Vlad can't help but to chuckle
For a second I forgot that most of the people who visit this place are still closer to their mother's womb than the grave.
>>7078899
Ah, then on second thought; ask the maids to get you some normal candybars.
>>7078908
>thinking its 2017
kekking at u
>fucks a loli
>Rinoa
>>7078911
>On her approach, he levels the annoying girl with a harsh glare.
One more step and I'll make you regret it.
>>7078932
>Has a respectable domestic partnership with a handsome, hardworking husband
>Rinoa
>>7078861
Well I don't need your help!
You can't help!
And I will repeat this until you get it!
>>7078863
Well too bad, I'm not happy and now I have you chocolate
I win
first 24
all erpers are banned
>>7078911
So you would be entertained by some challenge? As you wish.
>Vlad places multiple books in front of her, creating a small tower out of them
>The book on the top is labelled "Twilight"
I think this would be a fitting challenge for you, child. Destroy these if you wish to be entertained.
>>7078935
>She stops and straightens up, her face losing most it emotion.
>>7078951
>Nodding her head she holds up a black trash bag.
>>7078947
Man, you are impossible. Whatever, if you don't want help I won't help, see'ya.
>>7078951
Eh, I like Munch better. There are some things fancy shit just can't nail.
>>7078961
The Player
>>7078961
Higashikata Josuke
>>7078961
tito dickman
>>7078961
Sawyer
>>7078967
>She cuts through them with a chainsaw
>>7078961
>>7078961
Jailbait
>>7078961
Mega Lucario
>>7078965
anon please stop, I'm supposed to be on my nofap week
>>7078982
Moral Crusader Rinoa*
>>7078961
Jotaro Kujo
>>7078968
Good dog... Now stay.
>>7078961
What about hybrids?
>>7078961
Kurumi
>>7078968
>Yep. That's a scared-looking kid, now.
>>7078972
What's a Munch like...?
>>7078961
Vlad III
>>7078961
Draaven
>>7078961
Sanae Kochiya
>>7078961
Labrys
>>7078961
Misuzu
>>7078992
>As soon as you call her a dog she revs her chainsaw again
>>7078961
Reinhardt
>>7078961
Vaati
>>7078961
Horny Girl
>>7078994
Crunchy. It's pretty good really, tastes like a little bit of heaven.
>>7078961
Two cute ass Neps
>>7078961
Avenger
>>7078951
>Vlad helps the chocolate escape from its wrapping, just to seal its fate by taking a bite out of it
Nonetheless I still appreciate the present, child. But as a proper ruler I can't accept gifts like these without paying anything for it, so you may have one wish that I'll grant for you.
>>7078961
Yukine
>>7078961
Nero Claudius Ceasar Germanicus Augustus
>>7078961
Frank
>>7078860
nigger stop I'm at work
>>7078961
Kana
>>7079049
helo it is i vampy
>>7078961
Vietnam-chan
>>7078981
Just as I thought. Seeing you struggle would be much more entertaining, but I appreciate your help. Those books can't be allowed to exist as long as I'm still alive.
>>7078961
Me irl
>>7079066
Uuuuhhhhh. Vlad man? Those Twilight books? They made it into a movie series. You might want to burn every single theatre down.
>>7079080
UGGGGHHH, THICCCCKKEEERRR
>>7079082
>The Twilight films are still in theaters
Are you retarded or what?
>>7079088
Let me finish, fucker. He could like, exact vengeance against the movie theatres around the world for playing such filth?
>>7078961
Reigen Arataka
>>7079102
It would make more sense if he just took out Hollywood altogether
Dumbass. Use your head
>>7079026
Really? Is crunchy good? I always thought junk food's supposed to go down smoothly.
>>7079047
But why would I need that? I just want to have people enjoy themselves, mister.
pff
>>7079109
Crunchy in a good way...Jeez man, I dunno how to explain it!
>>7079108
Fuck you. I do what I want.
>>7079082
>Vlad goes completely silent to think through the situation
Thank you, at least now I know that going through every library won't result in complete success. I have to destroy every form of media that dares to mock my name.
This will take some time.
>>7079115
ur hair a shit
>>7079116
I never said you weren't allowed to be fucking retarded. I just looked down on you for it.
>>7079006
Yare Yare...
>Jotaro shakes his head, and the blade of the chainsaw is instantaneously broken into pieces, leaving just the engine.
I warned you, didn't I?
>>7079109
Staying in debt is not fit for a leader, so I want to eliminate every possibility of that ever happening. That is the only way I could enjoy this situation.
>>7079139
>Writes a long ass rant about how you are the one being retarded.
>>7079135
>beats up anon
So is your face
>>7079156
>replies with a one or two sentence long meme answer
>>7079172
>falseflags every known oldfag
L-LOLI-CHAN?
>Kamina
>>7079166
Pic related: better hair than you.
>>7079186
Fuck off Ramsay
>>7078616
>There are people that unironically believe this shit
>>7079186
>>7079186
Stop trying to fit in, Ramsay.
>>7079115
A "you need to experience it" sorta thing?
>>7079150
Well...all I want is for people to enjoy themselves. Is that enough?
>>7079197
>Kamina
F-FUTA-CHAN?
>Janus
>>7078616
>The cern logo contains 666
It's obviously bbb.
J-JUNKO-CHAN?
>Hoshi
B-BIG BLACK WOMEN WITH GIANT COCK-CHAN?
>King Knight
>>7079202
...
>Vlad pats the girl on the head
You're one stubborn yet surprisingly pure child. It's going to be enough for now.
F-FYXE-CHAN?
>Mod Ash
>>7079227
Wait, this vlad is a Fate character?
>>7079231
>>Mod Ash
Literally who?
>>7079231
damn i wonder who could be behind this post
L-LINK-CHAN?
>Blake
>>7079239
Furry Porn
M-MONACA-CHAN?
>Hajime
Hey HG just seeing how you're doing and-
What the hell is going on?
>>7079254
D-DOG-CHAN?
>TA Class
chan?
>
>>7079235
Yes.
>>7079254
/hg/ is being invaded by /ftt/ and /erp/
D-DMG-CHAN?
>LD
D-DR PEPPER-CHAN?
>Okabe
is this the lewd hours thread
name
>poster
>>7079271
Oh...
Oh god damn it.
Well, at least they're just posting regular porn.
I swear people don't even know how to spam anymore.
B-BABY-CHAN?
>Nymph
>>7079283
Post more Asians please.
B-BLEACH-CHAN?
>Yukine
>>7079227
Is...that a good thing?
Don't give me (You)s. I just wanna post lewd.
>>7079308
>Pulls wings
>>7079314
>Heart-shaped pupils
Nice.
Fuck (You) I do want I want.
>>7079285
I want to fuck this trap.
>>7079308
We will see, but I wonder which one will prove to be your undoing when the time comes. Your stubborn side or the childish purity that still remains in your mind?
why did i wear shorts today
>>7079324
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
I JUST GOT HERE!
>>7079317
>There aren't any.
>>7079325
What kind of saying is "undoing" supposed to mean!? Do you just talk like that?
>>7079335
bamboozle
>>7079345
>Pulls hair
>>7079346
p-please give me s-some pants
>>7079323
Try it.
>waits
>>7079346
BAZAM JAMMER LAMMY
>>7079345
It refers to the cause of your fall from greatness or your death, child.
>>7079373
Is that an invitation to erp with you in the erp threads?
>>7079379
It's an invitation for you to come closer.
>>7079351
>Pained yelp.
>>7079376
But just why would you talk about something like that so casually?
>>7079382
>Crawls up your leg
>>7079401
Not you.
>swipes off
>>7079418
>Is swiped off and scurries away.
>>7079388
Why wouldn't I? You think that talking about one's demise is something that should make me feel uneasy or troubled? I've seen it too many times to
>Vlad stops midway in his sentence, when he realizes something very important
But maybe you're right, and this isn't something I should discuss in the presence of a child.
What is this? /b/?
>>7079382
>Comes closer.
>>7079430
Why is everyone here so serious?
>>7079446
/b/ trash
/brash/
>>7079454
So? What are you going to do?
>>7079464
>Molests the ever loving shit out of you.
Oh well didn't this place get a bit lively.
>>7079336
Do something
>>7079473
That's not how it works!
>>7079456
Because not all of us were lucky enough to keep our innocence like you did. Till we meet again, child.
>>7079494
Too bad!
>>7079497
I've seen things here, but I just try not to let them get to me...oh. Goodbye, mister.
>>7079504
That's just memeposting, I didn't even have a chance to activate my trap.
>>7079510
Me on the right
>>7079511
I knew you were going to try and activate your trap card which is why I activated my meme card to overrule the trap card you had ready.
>>7079515
Me in the Caesars Palace
>>7079522
It's not fair. Molest me correctly and not like that.
>>7079528
>Molest me
hnnnnnnng
>>7079528
Maybe one day. Maybe one day.
>>7079528
>Mogegeges
Wheres the lolis?
>>7079546
No butts.
>>7079577
pussy.
>>7079588
I am busy at the moment.
I want to give aikawa the succ
>>7079605
Yeahhh, I knew you couldn't do it properly if you wanted to.
This is a quality thread
>>7079619
You're talking to the autistic that has already erp 10 people from HG! Just who the hell do you think you are talking too?!
>>7079633
ehh, everyone could post stuff like this 10 times >>7079473
>>7079640
Shit he's onto me. I got to change up the strategy.
>>7079654
Hehehe, my strategy is flawless.
YOU COULDN'T ERP YOUR WAY OUT OF A WHORE HOUSE!
welp, new thread when