Hunger games, games continued.

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>>7077043
I ended up reverting back to the batching I had already started since he denied it. Sorry.

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>>7077041
Let's go!
>>7077045
Wow, who's been raining on your parade?
>>7077052
Uh... Why would I be wearing pants?

>>7077052
>After a few steps, she just stops walking and sits down
I'm tired. Can I go to sleep now?

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>>7077061
>>7077041
I messed up!

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>>7077052
This isn't what it looks like...

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>>7077052
Parties in various places and hormones oh my.

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>>7077027
>cute babes/10
>is impressed
>>7077037
>she sighs, and looks nearly offended
...You didn't bring any with you?

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>>7077060
Charlie.

All day.
All night.

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>>7077052
I am taken, dearie. My apologies.

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>>7077052
We can buy some cake at the mall, so it's fiiiine~

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>>7077033 (Bowser)
Self-control? Man, I don't have any of that at all! Looks like I know what I'll have to work on from now on!
It sounds easy, but it actually isn't, isn't it?
>>7077051 (Muffet)
D'aw-- I mean, because it's not as good as expected. I mean, most pictures are supposed to be somewhat decent, but this one's just a high school doodle!
...I expected you to laugh, that's why.
>>7077068
Oh, NO~!

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>>7077043
>>7077041
Not true, but even if I was in, I would kick ass because I do kick ass, not because you said so.

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>>7077027
I am not a softy! Listen to me girl! You nor anyone else can change my hunger and need to satisfy it! The only reason someone should be sad about my words is when I tell them I've killed their family!
>>7077041
I already am huge! And powerful!
>>7077052
Fashion? Is being covered in blood in right now?!
>>7077068
>He rips the steering wheel from the machine and throws it through the machine.
I win.

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>>7077068
Subaru is a desperate child, he only wants attention.

>>7077081
>Pat pat
You can eat a gyro for me Gyro.

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>>7077068
Eh? You shouldn't drink, especially in a place like here

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>>7077068
>She shows up dressed as a rabbit
I'm ready for this sleepover!
>>7077072
Silly, there's no way a cake could fit in my pockets!

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>>7077052
Gotcha, host! Look who's smart now!

>>7077026
>Subaru's face recoils from the slap. A nice red hand mark is imprinted on his cheek which would normally make his face look comical, but the word Suby makes it twist with disgust and malice for the lady-like man.
Has anybody ever told you how annoying you are? You're very annoying, Ash. You and I know I've never once liked that name. I've protested it ever since it left your mouth for the first time, but you keep calling me it for some reason. Maybe it's because it provokes anger, or maybe there's some other deep rooted reason. All I know and care about is that face you make when you say it. It adds even more to that name. It's like spitting on someone's burn wound and laughing at them.
...
Adding insult to injury is what I mean. You enjoy that, don't you? You're sick, Ash. Getting off to other people's misfortune and the act of tormenting is masochistic. That stuff really turns people away from you, you know. It's a disgusting personality train and I wish they would turn it back into a disorder instead of making it into a kink. Anyways Ash, you're gross. Your face is whiter than milk and it makes me puke a little bit in my mouth.

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>>7077068
See? I knew you would come around. Thanks Suby~.

Post your ava, but this time with his/her theme song, not what you're listening to.

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>>7077087
Someone please tell me I'm pretty!

>>7077097
We're in the middle of a game

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>>7077087
Thank you~ I was getting kinda tired anyway!
>She doesn't realize that she got bullied and falls asleep inside the locker

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>>7077087
>>7077093
Myself still.

>>7077100
>implying that matters

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>>7077087
Looks like turtle soup is on the menu! Don't want her getting caught in the cross fire though, she's a meal for another day!
>>7077112
This is some strong stuff! Almost as strong as me!

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>>7077097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku0PC5XqGgU

>>7077115
>implying people only have one ava

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>>7076895
>>7076875
>>7076856
Now watch closely as I magically cut this bill in half!
>The master magician looks at the small crowd that has crowded before her
>It's a bad time for her to remember she has a terrible case of stage fright as she begins trembling while locking eyes with everyone watching her
N-Now watch and b-be amazed at the amazing T-Tejina, master magician!
>The scissors glides through the paper and bill with ease, setting the scissors aside Tejina opens the envelope to peer inside
>Her expression turns ghostly pale as she pulls out her wallet with a shaking hand and pulls out a thousand yen bill and presents it to the audience
T-Tadaaa? It magically appeared out of my wallet.

>>7077087
Oh I like this one. Is this the one where the MC overcomes their fears?

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>>7077112
That's kinda disgusting.

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>>7077079
Mon cher, I do not care about the artistic quality! What is the saying you humans use? "It's the thought that counts"? Well, it's perfectly applicable here! Ahuhuhu~!

>>7077112
...Ahuhuhu~?

>>7077097
>GEE, I WONDER WHAT IT IS.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ3XjVVNagU

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>>7077112

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>>7077112
Ash just seems to be on a really edgy and rebellious streak. Cutting break lines and then playing Russian roulette.

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>>7077112
>Subaru thinks about Sawyer's comment
...
Nah, I'm the top student this time around. So smart I can get away with walking outside in nothing but my see-through boxers.

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>>7077097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaw8WyORAZY

Post your avas but this time just do it to give me (You)s because I'm so unlikeable that no one will talk to me

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>>7077084
Uuuu...
>>7077072
>kissu
>>7077084
I never said you were a softy...but it would be a shame if we had to fight.
I only fight to protect those who can't fight for themselves...that's what being a Gatchaman means.
>>7077097
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA3wB03BKqA

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>>7077097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc

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>>7077132
Be careful, because I sleep in there!

>>7077137
Just stop being a faggot and talk with people

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>>7077132
A spider crashes on my couch, but whats new?

Subaru dates a small terrorist child.

>>7077137
Literally just rp
It's not that hard as an anon.

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>>7077132
I always knew I was fashionable, but now I have the proof to back it up.

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>>7077068
As long as I'm the killer!
>>7077074
Who?
>>7077079
Of course not! It takes a lot of brain-training! But of course for a Koopa like me it's easy!
>>7077087
What's with that stupid looking hair!?!
>>7077112
It's gonna be great I'm sure!
>>7077123
That wasn't funny at all! C'mon! I came here to laugh!
>>7077132
COME. ON.

>>7077143
I want to sleep in your arms.

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>>7077138
>>7077087
>oops mislinked
>>7077112
So the knife was real after all...

>>7077137
I'm 100% sure that Boby Ace(Browser) is the one who keeps asking people to post their avas every thread.

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>>7077137
Here's one anon. It's on THE LOUD HOUSE

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>>7077146
You're paying for this, right? I don't like openly admitting stuff like this, especially if they're a small terrorist child.

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>>7077132
I am going to have to do most of the work considering I am but the only "fashionable" one in here...

>>7077137
>I hope you have a nice night and a pleasant day tomorrow.

>>7077146
It is certain not my den but it shall have to do.

>>7077149
You are nowhere near fashionable, dearie.

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>>7077146

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>>7077097
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8t6R9t_-T_Q
Oh, and you can sing along to this one, too!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i426pbQJZ_g
>>7077123
...
>Alfred begins clapping, looking absolutely stoked that he just saw some magic happen in front of him. It doesn't matter that she was spooked, he had a good time, and that's all that mattered.
Hot DAMN, was that amazing! You have a talent for magic, miss!
>>7077127
I... Well, the thought does count, but... I dunno, I just didn't expect you to actually not mind that it was made.
It was a complete 180° to me, really, but I can roll with it. It warms my heart!
>>7077151
It sounds like it! Sheesh, you know what? I'm going to try my darndest to get some self-control! Not only will it make me a better person, I'll probably become stronger when I've gotten enough!
...How do I get self-control?

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>>7077146
Sunset finds a new love interest, Azrael kills the god of destruction and Ash Crimson really is a push over.

>>7077153
>Pat pat, its okay flower lesbian.

>>7077167
Keep it as dirt on Ash for later, and maybe see a doctor.

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>>7077092
Here I was, thinking you'd be useful for a bit. I won't talk to you until you come back with cake.

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>>7077097
At this point?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfFZqTlWrQ

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>>7077097
(He's got a lot, but this one is the most current one at the moment and my favorite.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvRobF6r7gM

>>7077168
Alfred. Stop forgetting.
>m.youtube

>>7077172
subaru a best

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>>7077164
As apposed to who, you? You're a spider kid with a very outdated hairstyle. I think when it comes to the both of us I'm extremely stylish.

>>7077172
Really makes you think. This whole time I was the bully! Feels good finally killing off the weakest link.

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>>7077152
That won't work~ The locker is too small for the two of us!

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>>7077172

>>7077183
You can use my bed then, easy peasy.

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>>7077172
>CYBERBULLYING

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>>7077097
>fuck your rules, i didn't post music earlier, so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGzZ4SjFOLI

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>>7077172
Subaru can't cook, and Sunset loses herself in the sunset spitting.

>>7077186
>>7077190
>Pat

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>>7077155
(That ain't me, and I don't even know who that is.)
>>7077168
Well, it's easy! You uh.... just, do some brain exercises!

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>>7077151
T-The comedy club is next door I believe. I am nothing but a master magician.

>>7077161
Ah! Assistant-kun!

>>7077168
Thank you thank you!
>She takes a bow only to have her hat roll off her head and plop to the floor
>cards, jacks and various other magic trinkets roll out

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>>7077132
>He waves his hand once, effectively clearing away all the steam.
Science was never my strong suit!
>>7077138
>Azrael practically growls.
Rrgh, this is disheartening! You cannot guilt me! I have killed hundreds including bystanders! I am not that kind of man!
>>7077146
>He punches both the car and the lap, they're now scrap metal.
I prefer walking!
>>7077172
>He pushes with one finger in order to not use too much force.
You will be a tasty morsel!
>>7077199
All the planning in the world can't save you from my sheer strength!

>>7077200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

Post avas but this time acknowledge the fact no one cares and I just want attention

Post avas but this time post them a little faster for each "We are number one"

>>7077199
Seto breaks the biggest rule of any girl with a diary, relatives with a spider.. huh, Subaru gets a Nuclear Swirly from Saki and Azrael.

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>>7077199
Sometimes the quickest way to solve hunger is to eat it cold and without any toppings, cheese, or sauce.

>>7077206
If it isn't my little kohai! How're you doing, barffy?

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>>7077225
>

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>>7077174
That's so mean, but fiiine! I'll get some cake, so we can eat it together like good friends, Misuzu-chan~
See you soon!
>>7077188
The locker sounds better and less creepy!

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>>7077178
Damnit, Anon, it's not my fault it slips my mind at times.
I'll post it differently next time, but it's just an honest mistake! I'm gonna make you proud!
>>7077200
...Brain exercises? Like... Basic math and stuff? It sounds incredibly taxing, but I'm sure I can do it. I don't know where to start, though...
>>7077206
What can I say, except, you're welcome--
>Alfred's eyes widen, his mouth open in shock... Only to begin picking up the things that fell out and back into the hat.
Gosh, miss, you should know better than to put stuff in your hat. It falls out easily, you know?

Post someone elses avatar chart

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>>7077093
>Ash has been playing on his smartphone the whole time
Huh? Sorry I wasn't paying attention. I got bored after the second sentence. You have one of these Suby? I know a poor neet like you probably can't afford something other than ramen noodles. It's pretty neat actually. I can keep up with all my friends, maybe that will give the drive to work towards something in your life.

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>>7077168
I feel as though I should have expected something like that, but I was still caught off guard. Happily, though, may I add! Ahuhuhu~!

>>7077182
>Muffet rolls her eyes.
>All of them.
I am not a "kid," dearie. Regardless, at least I am not the one here dressed in an abhorrent track suit. Ahuhuhu~!

>>7077229
>Muffet looks at the human, then looks at the picture.
...How on earth...?

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>>7077229
I told you both I'm not thirsty!

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>>7077229
>Azrael laughs crazily.
It's like your not even trying to get out of the toilet!

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>>7077232
That's good, I'll be here when you get back.

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>>7077229
Hmph.. At least I can't win my own games again like this.

We have a fair deal of peace after this, would anyone mind me skipping it?

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>>7077206
Oh... Whatever then...
>>7077211
(Ha. Nice tastes though anon.)
>>7077233
Just start with the easy stuff and work your way up! That's how I did it!

Post avas, but for every ava chart posted, the next gets more and more distorted.

>>7077253
No.

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>>7077253
Don't worry. I'll be sure to put your bodies to good use later on.

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>>7077226
>Shifty-eyed she looks around nervously
I just totally performed the best magic trick to date.

>>7077233
Y-Yeah it does. But I can't say why because as they say, "A magician will never reveal their secrets."
>She kneels down to help out with picking up her magic utensils

>>7077255
But fear not! I have plenty of magic tricks to show everyone!

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>>7077253
>Kek, cannon event.
Ugh! Not one of these again, once I get out of here I'll make sure even your soul will be destroyed!

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>>7077199
>fight me irl
>>7077210
>she stays quiet for a bit
I'm not trying to guilt you, I'm simply trying to avoid a tragedy.

>>7077275
>kissu

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>>7077253
Spiders are...are merely humans...except not...ahuhuhu~...

>>7077256
he,y buddy pal friend how about you let this meme die ok thamk

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>>7077253
>Skipping anyways.

>>7077277
>Aight Las Vegas sound good? We can beat the shit out of each other then have a drink and look at some porn.

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>>7077240
Then I'm totally ecstatic you didn't mind at all. Usually, I'm sure a few people would have laughed at me, but... This is the best outcome I could've gotten!
Ah, heck. I can just feel myself beginning to get all sappy.
>>7077255
Sounds good to me! Time to relearn the basic times tables! I bet I'll be smarter than 50% of the people here by the time I'm done!
...Hopefully! Maybe then, I can win a few more thousand arguments!
>>7077275
Ain't it, uh... "A magician never reveals their secrets"? Coming from the brother of a magician, all of that seemed pretty elaborate.
>Alfred doesn't seem to understand that he's putting away the magical props and trinkets.
I'm almost jealous, honestly.

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>>7077236
>Subaru smacks the phone out of Ash's hand
LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
What the hell is your problem and why're you getting off on bullying me!?

>>7077275
Better than me dying and coming back to life? How'd you manage something like that? I thought you threw up when you did stuff in front of others?

>>7077296
No u

>>7077232
>carries to bed

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>>7077300
Congratulations Hikaru, I'll have your card momentarily

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>>7077308
Stats. If anyone would like to host next go ahead I kinda doubt it though.

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>>7077300

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>>7077308
Congrats, and thank you for hosting, dude!

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>>7077308
Congratulations Hikaru Shidou. Thank you for hosting.

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>>7077300
>depends, what kind of porn
>>7077313
Thank you for hosting.

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>>7077240
Did you know abhorrent means awestruck in Japanese? You might want to think your words over carefully if you plan on dealing with a high roller like me.

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>>7077308
Congratulations

>>7077313
Thanks for hosting

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>>7077302
Me bully you?
>Gasps
But Suby~ you just beat me up in the game! Wowee some manners you have, I thought we were friends? You have problems ahaha~

>>7077308
>>7077313
thanks for hosting

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>>7077313
Thanks for hosting cutie.

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>>7077313
>>7077308
Pretty sick when you realize that Gyro could've won if he took that swap. Ah well, thanks for everything Sawyer.

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>>7077275
Yeah yeah yeah... I'll just go watch the game...
>>7077300
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>>7077308
Oh. It's over, nevermind.
Err, congrats to the winner and thanks for hosting.
>>7077301
Yeah... You do that. I gotta go and do totally not villainous things! Later!

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>>7077280
Why did you...
>rushes over to the nearest trash bin and throws up

>>7077302
N-Not this time I TOTALLY had it all under control...
>Wipes her lips with her sleeve as if to try to try rid her lips of any evidence

>>7077301
You have a magician for a brother? What kinds of magic does he perform? Is he amazing?!

>>7077313
A wonderful performance! Thank you for puttng on this show us.

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>>7077277
Tragedy is a part of life! You should know about that fact!
>He turns his back on her so he doesn't have to face her.
What tragedy are you speaking about though?
>>7077308
Congrats, I'll add you to my list of future meals!
And host! I will show you my mercy, it is a rare thing to have!

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>>7077323
>Your choice.

Congratulations Hikaru, see Gyro had it in him to know you'd win. So he let you keep your spot.

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>>7077347
No problem.

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>>7077345
But the game is over is it not?

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>>7077300
How dreadful...ahuhuhu~...

>>7077301
That is quite alright, mon cher. Be as sappy as you desire.

>>7077308
Congratulations, dearie!

>>7077313
Thank you for hosting.

>>7077325
...I am speaking of the English word, dearie. As in, the one defined as "terrible" or "atrocious."

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>>7077327
I have problems? I HAVE PROBLEMS!? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A PROBLEM IS?! A PROBLEM IS SOMEONE HARASSING YOU, CALLING YOU NAMES AND LOOKING AT YOU WITH SMUG EXPRESSIONS! YOU'RE MY ONE AND ONLY PROBLEM, ASH!

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>>7077313
Thanks for hosting, mau.

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>>7077347
One of us dying, of course. It's a possible outcome.
>>7077351
>that was a trick question i don't watch porn

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>>7077345
Alright then, sir! Please perform a few more pieces for me when you're able to! Buh-bye, now! DURUFU~!
>>7077346
He performs your normal magic. Curses, demon summoning, all of those normal things.
He's a little bit of a grouch, really. Still, I won't lie that his magic is pretty good! He has heaps of spell books!
>>7077357
Alright, then. I'll be as sappy as I can.
>Surprise hug delivered directly from the U.S. of A.
Te amo!

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>>7077372
>You read it.
>No big deal reading a lesbo doujin sometimes.

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>>7077346
>Subaru quickly grabs her arm and brings it closer to his face, revealing a smug of throw up. He holds back the puke in his mouth since he brought the sleeve so close to his face, but nonetheless looks shocked
You lied to me! I thought my kohai was going to go places one day, but you won't go anywhere if you're throwing up and then lying about it!
>he looks around to see who exactly she's preforming for
It's also the same people from the other night! How can you be so afraid of America and a turtle!?

Want 2 host but tired wat do

>>7077392
sleep
then host TWICE AS MUCH TOMORROW

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>>7077357
We're not talking about the hip kind of terrible and atrocious, right? You know, lots of people do that thing nowadays. Insults now have a new meaning to them Muffet. The times are changing and you're lacking behind.

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>>7077392
Host you cuck.

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>>7077380
>i-it's not gay if i read straight doujin too

>>7077392
Host anyways.

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>>7077392
>Sleep eight hours and host like I did.

>>7077393
>Twice as much of nothing is nothing.

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>>7077359
I...I feel so honored. I didn't know I was your special one. It's ok Suby, there is no need to get so emotional, we are all friends here teehee~

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>>7077372
>He let's out a rough annoyed sigh.
If this area keeps me thoroughly satisfied such tragedies could be avoided! This is a deal, I don't make these very often! I better not regret it!

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>>7077378
O-Oh! Ahuhuhu~! I do suppose I should have seen this coming...
>Return hug activated.
...however, it does not matter when I am in your embrace, mon cher.

>>7077394
You are arguing semantics, dearie. I assure you I mean the textbook definit-

...How did you know my name, pray tell?

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>>7077383
Awawaaa! I don't know I'm sorry! I was doing so good until I realized I was being watched by a group!
>Her face turns a shade of green upon seeing your look of disgust

>>7077378
I don't perform those kinds of tricks. Those are out of my league sadly but that's okay! I have my own arsenal of impressive tricks at my disposal.

>>7077402
>tfw Ash will never look at your cock with this face.
Why must I suffer such a cruel fate?

I have a weird fetish.

>>7077428
>>7077434

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>>7077409
>her facial expression changes drastically. she seems happy, which is a rare sight
Do you really mean it?

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>>7077428
You deserve it.

>>7077428
Oh god Ramsay has gotten so desperate he's moved on to boys

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>>7077413
Ah, what can I say? When you're with a hero, all your fears disappear like magic! Ain't that just convenient?
>A small peck on the cheek, before he lets go.
>>7077419
Man, you're telling me! That show you put on earlier absolutely blew me away! You really do have a talent for magic, but maybe... I dunno, try to look a bit less pale next time. It looked like you saw a ghost.

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>>7077402
You're throwing that word around very lightly, Ash. I consider a lot of people friends, but you're far from that. Hell, I can't even call you a rival. I don't even know what kind of role you play in this bizarre anime, but I sure as hell know it's nothing all too important. I guess you're doing what you do because you want your chance at the spotlight or something.

>>7077413
You kidding me? I know all about you from Al over there. He's one of those guys that doesn't shut up when something good happens to him. I-It pisses me off so much that he gets something and I'm left with garbage,

>>7077419
>Subaru takes a hold of her shoulders and shakes her
Get a hold of yourself! Getting sick just thinking about it isn't the solution here! Think of pleasant stuff and shut out all those negative waves you're feeling!

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>>7077397
>Whatever you say underwear shrub.

>>7077438
No no no, nothing as gay as that.

I don't even know if it has a name so I'll just call it; "Reverse Clone".

>tfw a cute girl will never stick her dick in your boipussy

Do you miss anyone HG?

>>7077468
You.

>>7077468
my sanity

>>7077468
The friends I made on here that I pushed away.

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>>7077468
My self respect

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>>7077452
>The girl is violently shaken by her assistant in order in an attempt to calm her down
Bahumut was pleasant but her flew out the window and I can;t think of anything else besides that!

>>7077450
Oh you noticed.You see, I have a small problem that usually affects my uh...performances on stage.

>>7077468
No. This cancer is killing me and I can't wait until it dies, cause I won't ever be able to leave without that happening.

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>>7077468
You and Chibikko.

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>>7077457
>it's a bikini you egg
>>7077468
>my social life

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>>7077452
Actually I had enough time in the spotlight. Why do you think I'm here? You're not the only MC you know...Is it really so bizzare for you, that I just do what I want, how I want, when I want too? That's the perks of being rich and the best. Unfortunately for you, that's not the case.

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>>7077441
>He turns to face her and walks up to her, every step making the ground shake slightly.
I am not a man would lie! Lies are for people who can't get what they want through strength alone! But this arena better satisfy my hunger! I want to be able to release my enchant dragunov!
>>7077468
Worthy opponents and a nice steak!

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>>7077488
So we get you a new bird!
Or maybe you should do something else that doesn't involve animals, like sawing someone in half! Wouldn't you just love to saw me in half for an auditorium full of people?

>>7077494
>shoves a picture of Chibikko in Otto's face
You will never see Chibikko again.

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>>7077450
>Muffet blushes.
...Not only do all my fears disappear, mon cher, but any sort of depressing or angry thoughts along with them. In fact, all I feel is joy around you! Ahuhuhu~!

>>7077452
>Muffet's eyes light up.
>Yes, all of them.
Ah! Mon cher has talked about me? Do tell, dearie: what has he said about me?

Oh, and do not worry: you will find your one true love eventually yourself. It is but a matter of time for everyone!

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>>7077468
A few friends, and Maddie.
>>7077488
I've noticed. We call it stage fright. I can't blame you for being a small bit freaked out from it.
Um... Dumb question, but how badly does it affect you?

>>7077494
>rubs chibikko's eyebrows

>>7077461
Shot in the dark, but is it perhaps where you have a clone of yourself that's the opposite sex of you?

>>7077526
No.

>>7077529
Alright then you aren't me.

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>>7077515
>>7077521
I-I also said You, but you both are only focusing on one person!

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>>7077494
>You looks up after having a sip from her soda
You do know that I have to be gone before you can start missing me, right?
You was just a bit occupied trying to sail on a different current than the ones I face here, Otto. I've told you I'm an idol! It sometimes brings some duties along.
>she gives Otto a faint and exhausted smile and returns to her drink

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>>7077510
I don't doubt it will. The whole point of this place is to kill as many people as you can, after all...
...Dragunov?

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>>7077518
My joy's infectious, you know. Although one might call it annoying, my optimism is the best part about me! You don't get it like you do in the U.S.!
Aw, heck. Now I'm feeling all inspirational and happy, and I don't know what to do with the energy. Darn.

>>7077533
But we're still here Otto. Oh. You mean Watanabe You?

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>>7077507
Unfortunately for you it IS the case! My family has a name that I must protect with my life, along with riches, looks, intelligence, and some cunning linguistics too!

>>7077518
He said you're fat and he wants to dump you for me. Don't tell him I said that though.

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>>7077511
Animals have been the original assistants for magicians ever since magic was first practiced! That is why I brought another bird today!
>Pulls out a single cage and sets them on the table in front of Subaru
But I love the saw in half trick, good thinking Assistant-kun!

>>7077520
>She fiddles with the brim of her magician's hat while avoided eye contact
Pretty badly. Even to the point of projectile vomiting.

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>>7077544
There's no rest for idols. I though I warned you that being an idol is one that will take everything out of you? Being prayed to and looked at for guidance isn't a job that stops when the clock hits nine. You have to answer to everyone and everything, which is why I don't think you should be an idol.

>>7077550
Yeah, You Was...Washabi. My, what a queer name for someone to have.

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>>7077545
Opponents that get back up after dying is definitely a fun prospect!
>He points to his chest then traces the tattoo with his finger.
The Enchant Dragunov, it is a limiter I placed on myself! I have become so strong that if I hadn't done that no fight would last and that would be no fun!

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>>7077554
Oh. Oh, man, that doesn't sound good. Which explains why you were so pale earlier, so...
>Alfred rubs the back of his head.
Gosh, I wish I could offer advice, but I don't have any. Do you have any ways to work around it currently?

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>>7077518
>>7077547
I have come to cock block your rp!

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>>7077551
Could have fooled me. Are you sure you don't live in the ghetto or a trailer park?

>>7077583
>counters your cockblock

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>>7077547
Ah, there are quite a few ways to expend energy, mon cher! Perhaps going for a run, dancing...

>>7077551
>Muffet barely flinches at Subaru's statement.
I can tell when you are lying, dearie. Alfred would NEVER say such abhorrent things.
>The seed of doubt has been planted, however, as Muffet makes a mental note to both weigh herself when she gets the chance, and ask Alfred what exactly he said to Subaru.

>>7077583
>YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT, PARSEE!

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>>7077588
Blocks your cockblock with an extreme cockblock.
>>7077590
My waifu is you so......

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>>7077554
>Subaru stares at the birdcage before getting onto a table and laying down, preparing himself to be sawed in half
Auh, Kohai? How much do you spend on birds annually?

>>7077584
Trailer Parks are extremely rare in Japan, and while I do live in a big town I am nowhere near the ghetto.

>>7077590
You don't think human's are that fickle? Shame on you for having too much faith in us. He was throwing it all away just so he could be a main character too. Sadly for you that meant you not being his love interest, since he had to throw you away from the get-go.

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>>7077583
And I, Alfred F. Jones, am here to tell you that it did not work! Unfortunately for you! You'll still get a chance with Russia, don't worry.
>>7077590
Going for a run? I might look the athletic type, but I ain't exactly Usain Bolt. Dancing? I've done quite a bit of that back in the day, actually...
...Singing? I ain't half bad at that, as a matter of fact! I've sang a few songs back in my day, and they weren't variations of the national anthem!

>>7077597
Cocks are not made for blocking!
>reverses

>>7077597
being your waifu isnt very impactful considering everything is your waifu

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>>7077564
It's not that kind of idol! That's the religious kind of idol like a shrine, where one prays and wishes for the best to happen. I've been there and I've also wished for happiness and friendship and smiles upon our own faces and those of all around us.
Tears may fill an ocean, but a smile can make the sun shine for years! And that brings a harmony I guess...
>she twirls her finger around before pointing at her mouth
...and that's a harmony I try to convey with my voice as well! I'm a singer, Otto, that sort of idol. Yousoro! Putting a smile on someone's face is the best there is.

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>>7077611
You can not stop this!
>>7077607
I SUMMON MY TRAP CARD! SUPREME CANADA OF SHITPOST!

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>>7077602
So you're middle class...how boring, it would actually have given you more character if you were poor.

Oh and by the way you are paying for the damage to my smartphone.

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>>7077574
Hmm...I could use something like that. I'm not fully in control of my abilities, so a limiter would definitely come in handy in out-of-fight scenarios...

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>>7077617
Excuse you! I only have like 20 waifus but there is only one best girl!

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>>7077497
>Ok. Bikini or not she's still a lesbian shrub.

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>>7077623
OH, DAMN, IS THAT CANADA? I might have to rethink everything, but-- Aha! Incest is illegal. Because of this, that attack didn't do anything to me!
I've never played Yu-Gi-Oh before. Am I doing a good job?

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>>7077622
Why not sing something for me if you proudly pronounce it like you're some kind of gospel preacher? I'd love to hear something beautiful on a place such as this from time to time.

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>>7077579
Unfortunately I do not. But fear not! I will one day find a way to work around or even better eventually overcome it entirely.

>>7077602
We'll get to the sawing later Assistant-kun for now we have no audience right now. For now I want you to gaze upon my new pet pigeon.
>She pulls back the cover to reveal the pigeon
His name is Zeus!

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>>7077597
>O-Oh.

>>7077602
>Muffet appears a bit more shaky.
N-No, humans are somewhat fickle. I've...I've noticed that. However, what on earth are you talking about with being a "main character"?

>>7077607
May you sing right now, mon cher? It would make me quite happy!

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>>7077633
A limiter? On you? You don't need it!
The only reason I even have it is because people start dying just from the presence of my unlimited power! So unless people die from just being in your presence take my advice.

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>>7077643
Me? By myself?! I don't think I can do that...we're an idol group and I-I'm just not used to singing by myself.
Besides that...I-I have no idea what song I'd use and there's no instruments anywhere nearby!

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>>7077639
Shit I need to rethink my strategy! I activate the trap card pot of greed and refill my hand with two cards then ends my turn.
>>7077651
You're shit!

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>>7077631
I'll pay for that when you pay for all the damage you've done to my psyche. You should have no problem doing that since you're rich, right?

>>7077646
>Subaru remains on the table but turns his head to the dopey looking bird
Zeus is a powerful name for...that thing, don't you think? Wasting it one something that may fly away is going to be mighty troublesome, although that would make for quite the disappearing act. Why not name him Puck instead?

>>7077651
You don't know? Well Miss. Muffet, you're talking to the one and only Main Character right now! I was brought here for no reason at all, so that means the Gods have chosen me to make this place better for everyone! I'll soon get a rival, love interest, a best friend and all the other tropes too! Exciting, isn't it?

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>>7077662
Whatever happened to always pleasing your fan? Or could it be that I'm not all that important to you. I understand completely if that's the case. I've never been important to anyone in my life, so why would now be different?

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>>7077673
You don't really have a choice. A few phone calls and I can have your dad fired.

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>>7077646
I would suggest focusing on something else while on stage, like the sound of running water or something. It tends to help a lot when you're doing something live, you know?
>>7077651
Well, I don't see why not! Gladly! Imagine this like a preview of sorts. Just let me get the lyrics in mind, and...
>Alfred clears his throat, before beginning to sing.
Draw a circle, there'e the Earth. Draw a circle, there's the Earth. Draw a circle, there's the Earth. I am America.
Ah, with just a brushstroke, a magnificent world can be seen! Where the beef and the dreams are both supersized! America~!
>>7077669
I have no idea what any of that is! Because of this, I'm going to invoke the only rule I do know of; "Muh Freedom"!
That means that I win! I think. That's what the rule is, right?

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>>7077683
Yeah, okay Ash Crimson. Like you know who my dad is and where he works at. Nice little joke you did there, but I don't really care. Go and buy yourself a new phone with all that money you claim to have. Oh, and while you're at it you might as well buy some manners and a pleasant personality too.

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>>7077684
Fuck this game.

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>>7077638
>do u have a deathwish
>>7077654
I...suppose it's not that bad in my case. But still...it would be nice not having to worry about accidentally hurting someone whenever I touch them...

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>>7077673
Zeus is the perfect name for my pet Assistant. Me and Zues have already formed a bond stronger than that I had with Bahamut. Now watch carefully as I pet Zeus.
>Reaching forward with her hand she attempts to pet Zeus but only gets pecked as a result

>>7077684
>Imagines the sound of running water as suggested
Now I have to pee...That wouldn't be good if I was on stage.

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>>7077696
Denial. How cute, my family is very powerful you know. Either way I'm not conforming to your standards of what is polite or pleasant, I'm happy the way I am and Betty loves me, that's all that matters to moi

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>>7077697
No need for the vulgarity, man, I'm a first-timer.
I know you're a bit upset over something, but take it easy, okay? We don't have to be mad at each other.
>>7077709
Okay, so maybe not running water, then. Maybe keeping the beat of something would be good, or thinking of a song. Something to keep your mind offa the crowd?

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>>7077669
>You're right.

>>7077673
>Muffet looks at him with a combination of confusion and pity.
...Most to all of us were brought here for no reason, dearie. There is no reason why you should be the sole "main character."

Regardless, I do not suppose you have already found all these "tropes"? Certainly not love interest if you are attempting to court me. I believe you are...oh, what word do you humans use? "Thirsty"? Ahuhuhu~!

>>7077684
>Muffet claps vigorously.
Bravo, mon cher! That was magnificent! I would love to hear more, however...
>Muffet suddenly covers her mouth and yawns for a second or two.
...It is incredibly late and I do need my beauty rest. Au revoir, mon cher! Je t'aime!
>Muffet blows Alfred a kiss before walking off.

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>>7077680
>You salutes Otto, smiling as she does so before she notices her mistake
Youso-! W-wait, that's not what I meant. You're a good friend and all, but I'm part of an idol group...I-I'm not someone who can sing out of nowhere without a melody or lyrics.
It's like a group effort, Otto! There has to be a different way in which You can please you, Yousoro!

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>>7077704
I will not teach you how to limit yourself! Especially if it's just because you don't know how to control your powers! That would make them useless to you, you need to practice with them!
>He let's out another rough sigh, though this one sounds tired.
I need rest for tonight.
>He looks at her, looking as intimidating as ever.
Have an agreeable rest when you decide to turn in.

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>>7077709
Bahaha! I guess Zeus IS the perfect name for him! No mere mortal dares touch the almighty pet assistant!
>Subaru gets up from the table and goes to pet Zeus as well
Watch and learn, Kohai. I'm an expert with birds.

>>7077714
I don't think you understand just how much water my dad draws towards the community we live in. Sure you may have money, but money can't buy loyalty. Go ahead and do what you want, but the results will be for nothing.

>>7077719
Not me. Why else would a shut-in NEET like me be brought here? I can't think of a dang reason, so all I can do is assume I was put here to lead us all to some sort of blissful heaven.
...
Y-You don't have to call me thirsty. I've had plenty of water before I got here.

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>>7077735
I guess I could use some practice...hmm...
I'll be going to sleep soon too, I think. Goodnight.

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>>7077729
Not even a little show for me?
That's fine. I don't care. I'll go off and do something else while you bathe in your newfound popularity. Maybe you'll find it in you to visit me on my deathbed or at my funeral, if I'm even lucky to have one.

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>>7077715
But I just have to stay focused at all times! If my mind was to waver from my performance I might mess up really badly, like really badly! But have no need to fear, my assistant will try to help me with these matters as well.

>>7077754
>Rubbing her hand where she was pecked she leans in closer to watch her assistant attempt to pet the bird
I don't know why he done that, I guess I done something wrong.

ass

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>>7077719
Wanna know the best part? The full song's two and a half minutes long. That's only a preview.
>Alfred blows a kiss back, writing something in his notebook. It's most likely a drawing, no doubt.
Te amo, hermosa! Maybe sometime, you can repay the favour by singing something back! Good night, miss Muffet! Have a good rest!
>>7077773
Not exactly. You can focus on something else other than the audience while on stage. Anything, like a light or something.
An assistant? I'm intrigued. You don't look like you have a assistant, so this is definitely... A twist. What's their name?

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>>7077754
Sounds like he is more of a slave to me. Surely you are going to pursue a nice career and make him proud? Oh wait...

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>>7077715
I'll murder

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>>7077773
>Aaaaaand Subaru successfully pets the bird!
See? You were probably too rough with him. You gotta treat these things with love and respect or else they'll hate your guts. I guess you could say they're the same as humans in that regard.
>Subaru takes his kohai's hand and looks at the damage
Wooow, he really doesn't like you. Maybe I should be the leading magician after all~?

>>7077792
Look at all those baseless assumptions you're making. At least try to insult me with the truth instead of doing your weird roundabout insults. At least those will stick more than whatever it is you're doing now.

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>>7077764
A little show...? I-I don't think that'll go well without music or lyrics. It takes a lot of people to make a live go well, Yousoro!
>she holds her head up with her hand, leaning on the palm as she ponders what to do
Baka Otto, you're not going to die any time soon. I'm sure you'll be fine and if not You will help out! Is there really nothing else You can do to help?

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>>7077793
No, don't murder. You don't have to be so violent all the time, miss, it's simple.
Instead of murdering, think of peaceful things, like rainforests. It'll be a long time until we can have a civil conversation without you being mad at me, but we can try and try again until I succeed.

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>>7077805
I don't know, is there anything you can do to sooth this internal pain I'm feeling? I need something to make me feel good. Since Chibbiko isn't here I can't really touch her eyebrows so I have nothing to life my spirits.

>>7077793
Murder is bad, Parsee. Go to bed.

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>>7077803
>>7077785
>Tejina passes out from the combination of being pecked by her bird and the touch of her Assistant

>sorry guys but I'm falling asleep here and I can't continue anymore, maybe next time huh?
>Goodnight and all that.

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>>7077803
So I see you are used to be called a jobless, broke, incompetent loser. School must have been rough huh Suby?

>>7077805
I kiss u sexy

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>>7077835
Man, I must have really struck a nerve if she passed out from me asking who her assistant was. Maybe next time... Yeah! Maybe next time, I'll get a different result!
Good night, miss. You have a good thing going here, but I'm sure we can perfect it!

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>>7077835
>Subaru picks his kohai up and puts her on the bed. He then takes out a saw and begins preparing to saw her in half
Yep, next time indeed! See you then, kohai!

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>>7077836
Jobless, broke and incompetent loser. A-All three of them are there! It's like you're finally learning the basics!
Now how about you tell me something I don't already tell myself all the time?

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Good morning folks, how's it happening?

>>7077869
oh shit it's going to be your birthday soon
happy early birthday, m8

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>>7077793
>

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>>7077832
I just woke up.
>>7077817
Never! I will make sure to go all punisher on your ass and rip out your guts!

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>>7077821
>You sits down next to Otto and grabs his hand, smiling at him, her eyes closing like the sunset behind her
Just talk about what's really bothering you and I'll try and help to make you stop being such a sourpuss! Yousoro! It's not that hard, y'know?
You just have to stop thinking of yourself in such a negative spotlight, not everyone sees you like that, you know?
>she puffs her cheeks and turns her eyes squinty rather than closed
Also, who's this Chibikko you keep talking about? I remember your ground dragons made remarks about her too.

>>7077846
>she twirls around the anon as if she were an ocean breeze
Yousoro! You might think that and want to do that with me, but if I'm seen like that I'd lose my shot at being an idol...

>>7077879
>spanksu

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>>7077704
>yeah

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>>7077869
I've been taking things pretty easy lately, what with it being the New Year and all. Might head off to bed soon, but sleep is for the weak! How's life, Baki?
>>7077879
L-Look, miss, I don't even know your name but you're making these empty threats. What's your deal? Why are you so upset?
We don't have to be so mad. Take it easy, miss.

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>>7077867
Shouldn't you...I don't know this might sound crazy to you, but follow me on this one. Shouldn't you try to change that instead of wasting time here?

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>>7077869
Boring and slow. You know the usual.

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>>7077880
>in a panicked state Otto smiles innocently at You and tilts his head a bit
Who's what? I don't know who you're talking about! Ahaha, ground dragons? What are those things? I've never heard of them in my life.
>Otto places his hand on You's forehead
I think you may be getting sick, You. Delusions happen because of those you know.

i had a nightmare in which it was watermelon and pineapple on pizza instead of ham and pineapple
i don't want to go to bed anymore

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>>7077902
Not at all! Being a shut-in is nice. I get all the stuff I want and need and I don't have to bother going out and doing stuff in times of stress. Maybe I'll change it later, but right now it's nice and comfy.
Now then, if you'll excuse me I must be going. It's bedtime for this young gun. I have to get a refreshing sleep in order to fill my day with NEET activities later down the line!

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>>7077915

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>>7077915

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>>7077875
Thanks Anon, I'll make sure you'll have the first slice! You like Bavarian cream?
>>7077901
Sleep is my priority-1 focus, I'd do the same if I were you. You'll end up waking up all groggy and cranky, what annoys me the most is having that spittle of mucus on the back end of the throat. Any who you should sleep, before it bites back.
>>7077907
That sounds better than I'd normally expect from you Ash, keep up the good work and you'll be a pro in no time tomorrow.

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>>7077884
Stop that!
>>7077901
Get ready to become the American Pancake!

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>>7077915
I feel dirty for wanting that

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>>7077885
>good
>because i will kill u

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>>7077927
But I'm so close to understanding this girl who seems irrationally angry at me for no good reason. No, not THAT one, the other one. No, not THAT one, it's a different one.
Tell ya what, Baki. As soon as she goes to sleep, then I'll go to sleep. Does that sound like a good plan? I won't do anything dumb, I promise.
>>7077933
If you're going to use Canada as the maple syrup, I'm going to slap you.
There's no need to be so mad. Although I may be taken, I'm willing to hug it out as long as you calm down. Come on. Smile for the hero!

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>>7077918
Night night Suby!~

>>7077927
You just caught me in a friendly mood that's all.

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>>7077909
>You grabs his hand as he lays it on her forehead, gripping his hand and pulling it away from her forehead
I-I'm not getting sick. I know what I'm talking about, I mean, you did say that your ground dragons always spoke the truth! Yousoro!
But even if you don't want to say it to me or well, I guess you think I'm delusional or something then that's alright. I'll still be your friend, you know? Baka Otto, thinking You's sick...

Stop fucking circlejerking please

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>>7077955

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>>7077946
That sounds like a good plan, don't bug her. That reminds me I've had my share with bugs before, he snared at me quite literally. But it ain't bug me, just like how your new relationship doesn't bug you one bit. And I thought ship-girls were your guilty pleasure.
>>7077948
Last time we've met you were running dry, glad you've got your mojo back. How's life?

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>>7077951
Truth? Oh for the love of... No You, they don't speak the truth. I said I can communicate with animals and they're no acceptation. They talk just like how you and I would, albeit a little more cruder. This whole time you had me worried, but all this was was nothing more than a misunderstanding! You don't have to worry your pretty little head about a single thing those beast say, because chances are they're making fun of me.

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>>7077966
I won't bug her. She's too adorable to stay mad at, it's those chibi cheeks of hers.
Still are, but romantic partners are still better than one-offs. I didn't expect people would care so much about it, but life doesn't always go how you expect it to be. What's your opinion, Baki?

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>>7077966
Hmm...well I'm pretty happy that I got to go shopping with Betty and buy some new designer clothes, got my nails done as well. Schools been a drag , but I manage. You?

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>>7077968
>she squeezes Otto's hand harder than before
But then that still leaves the question of who she is...and you're obviously hiding something from me if you don't even acknowledge what your ground dragons said!
Yousoro! You still need to tell me what they said about me, Otto, I still don't know what they actually said about me.

It's time for crazy HG theories

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>>7077995
>Otto straightens his hand out as You grips it hard. His hand twitches every so often from her grip
Who cares what they said? They're ground dragons! They've got no idea what's going on in the world, unlike you and I. They say dumb animal stuff all the time, so you shouldn't worry about it. I can assure you it was nothing bad, just a little embarrassing!

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>>7077992
Schools been quite a handful lately, well that's my own problems, since I've been missing out on purpose. There's a rogue samurai on the loose and someone's gotta fight him! About shopping...I've got myself a pair of fair-text gloves, they're pretty neat..... but I hope it doesn't tear like the last set of gloves.
>>7077985
I've got no opinion, no say, nothing. It's your relationship man, if you're squishy about bugs then that's you. I can't change that.

>>7078014
Laura is actually trying to make everyone hate her so that she can leave only to come back when her games are finished.

>>7078014
Junko is a guy irl

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>>7078017
Unless you are getting something out of it, I dont see why you should go out of your way to fight some maniac samurai.

>>7078014
Izaya is Brantsteele

>>7078014
Izaya is actually funny

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>>7078017
If only there were people that thought like you, man. That would be a bit more useful for us. Yep, I've certainly found someone good for me this time.
...I, uh, I think the angry gal went to bed. I think this means I can get some good sleep. Have a good night, Baki, and I'll see you later!

>>7078014
There's a secret steam group that orchestrates shitposting in the threads

>>7078014
Every avafag you know was replaced by someone else 2 months ago

>>7078035
Too bad nobody cares about Laura.

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>>7078037
Something that'll feed my drive, so far he's been the 2nd guy to defeat me thus far last year.
>>7078045
G'night. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Did the monster hunter games on Junkos board ever take place?

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>>7078066