HG Thread
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Post songs
Guess ava
>>7075743
https://youtu.be/6lTCnswkgOQ
>>7075743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9clrY3kkXY
>>7075667
It's not a date but a reconstruction of a date. Jesus christ professor how pretentious can you get?
>>7075696
Fair enough. At least you've come to terms with who you are I respect that.
>>7075721
Oooh, size jokes. Now I know you feel inadequate Asuka-chan but that doesn't mean you have to take out your insecurities on others. I love you for who you are. Now let me sign your chest.
>>7075743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiRn3Zlw3Rw
>>7075743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXSi6oGqzTo
>>7075743
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0jkdKQiNtBo
>>7075743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBZs9-k8AjE
>>7075743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnKMGIpzsio
>>7075727
STILL bruh. Id rather be gay than fuck a spider.
>>7075703 (Utsutsu)
Eh, you'd be surprised of the things that can happen! A vampire is undead and it feels like they never stop talking! Of course, you seem lifeless in a different way!
>He holds out his arms, effectively making himself look even bigger than he already is.
You seem emotionally dead, what's the point of beating someone up if they're already beating themselves up?!
>>7075721 (Asuka Tano)
I'm not sure, I haven't tested that yet.
>>7075765
At least I get to travel across the dimensions!
Forgive me for leaving so suddenly, but I must be going. I have.... Important things to attend to... Farewell for now.
>Floats off back the Lor Starcutter
>>7075765
Those are her words, not mine. It's just like how she's the one that brought this up, not me. Though it is important to have an assistant that's not a complete dunce when it comes to science. A one number difference in IQ could mean life or death in this field, Silver Battleship.
>When you guilt Asuka back into RP'ing
Youre welcome fags.
To that anon, I lost count of my online victories.
>>7075765
N-nobody gets to touch my chests. I heard massaging them too much makes them grow too big.
>>7075790
I don't know, man. I mean, I can't justify my actions or anything, but are you sure you'd rather be gay than screw a spider?
I mean, I dug this hole deep enough, might as well go all the way.
>>7075805
A-arigato, Rinoa-oneesan...
>>7075819
Coming from a completely straight man, yes, I'd go gay instead of spider puss puss.
>>7075791
Emotionally dead....I don't know if I would put it that way...but I guess you have a point. At least this way I avoided an unnecessary fight...
>>7075805
>Have a tira as a thank you
>>7075812
Flat is justice
>>7075802
Alright, have fun shorty. Goodnight.
>>7075804
Oh boy, she brought it up? If you're not interested you have to tell her outright. I'm pretty sure the "reconstruction" of a date was just an excuse to go on a date without calling it a date. You feel me?
>>7075812
>He pauses for a moment
I'm not sure wether to comment on you wanting small breasts or the fact that I got you to blush. So I'm going to go for gold and attack both. So, looks like my attack ruffled your feathers a bit flattie.
>>7075819
Do you not know what black widows do to males? Rip alfred.
>>7075805
It's shit and not Asuka at all though.
>>7075853
>Alfred
Nah.
>>7075855
So just like you and dachi?
>>7075853
Nah
>>7075776
That's me. I'm feeling "culturally enriched" today.
>>7075827
Then I can't blame you, man. The eyes might be a bit of a turn-off for some.
Any particular reasons why aprt from "It's a fucking spider, Alfred, why are you even asking that question"?
>>7075839
I--
...Yeah, I do, but is she a black widow? If she is, I'm gonna have to rethink a few things. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
>>7075853
>Nope.
>>7075853
No.
>>7075836
Don't you know about thermal expansion? When my chest gets hot, they expand and shrink when they're cold.
>>7075866
>implying
My Adachi is so good that you don't think I'm RPing.
>>7075836
Of course I don't feel you. Why would I turn down a chance to teach this lonesome soul everything I know about the dark arts? Kukuku! I'm telling you Silver Battleship, she'll be a fierce competitor once I bite the dust! If I fail to rule over Japan with an iron fist, then she surely will! This little "science getaway" will be the best thing since oxygen!
>>7075890
your adachi is just a poor man's izaya
>>7075853
I commend you for trying, but no.
>>7075895
I thought that was Rinoa
I'm going to bed...
>>7075895
Come up with something better, you shit.
>>7075906
don't
you have so much to live for
>>7075883
Well flattie I don't think all the heat in the world could solve your problem~
>>7075894
Okabe, there's no way this reconstructed date is going to be better than breathing.
>>7075906
Night
>>7075829
>He tenses up when he hears 'unnecessary fight'.
... You have survived me for now, but know it is only because I fight those who have the will to fight! Not those who have the will to cry!
>>7075906
>kissu
enjoy your sleep....
>>7075870
Bruh, its not only exclusive to the widow. I was just using that as an example.
Good luck have your insides sucked out like a damn milkshake.
>>7075906
Your Yukine is just a homeless man's Adachi.
>>7075906
>Throws hammer at
>>7075870
The eyes are nice mang. ITS JUST A FUCKING SIPDER
>>7075922
I thought that was Hoshi
>>7075922
Your anon is a garbage Yukine
>>7075913
That's because you're ignorant to all the things around you. Teaching someone about something you're passionate in can be a fun, zesty enterprise that'll be worth all the struggles of getting simple concepts into their thick, dense head. Such euphoria can only be described as being "the best thing since oxygen". Do you feel me on that, Silver Battleship?
>>7075932
no he's a rich man's Junko
think about it
both have defense forces
both post every single anon post ever posted in an hg thread
the similarities are startling
>>7075948
Hey kid, you should do the world a favor and tie a rope around your neck. Sounds like a fun time, I'm sure nobody would miss you.
I want fumi to straddle ship-kun
>>7075921
J-Joke's on you, that's my fetish... Crap. Alright, so she's going to suck my insides out like a damn milkshake.
From which end, exactly?
>>7075929
But it's an ADORABLE spider! She's too precious!
You have your opinions, and I have mine, but... You know... She's adorable! If she wasn't a spider, would you have a problem?
>>7075958
>Nope.
>>7075958
>Utsutsu
No.
Gotta wrap up shit at work b4 it ends.
Brb.
>>7075959
I just got 5 responses to a good night post I expected one or two from
I wouldn't even be posting right now if I didn't get blasted with notifications from 4chan x
but for what you want me to do
no
I got 5 responses from the lowest effort post I've made tonight
I'm staying
>>7075997
Off yourself.
>>7075978
I would not.
>>7075958
>Swap me and Alfred.
>>7075941
I definitely get you but I'm telling you I wouldn't say any experience in my life was better than continuing to breathe. I think you're gonna hype yourself up and if it doesn't live up to expectations you're going to rant about it to me.
>>7075986
>Glad to see you have your priorities straight
>>7075915
>she slightly tilts her head
I'm not crying though...I don't cry that easily...most of the time...
>>7075958
>nope, i posted one of the songs you didn't guess
This place is so boring!
Good thing I'm here to help liven things up around here!
>>7076002
why
>>7075839
>>7075921
You are incredibly repulsive! Leave my sight at once!
>>7075978
Alfred, mon cher, do not believe that vermin's lies! I would not think of doing that to ANYONE, let alone mon amour!
>>7076015
The world would be better off without you wasting its precious oxygen.
When will hawshee and junk make up?
>>7075978
I dont know, probably through your skull.
Im just saiyan Id rather have a purple haired fuccboi than some spider that would drain my organs as soon as I fucked her.
>>7075978
Have you two had sexual intercourse yet?
>>7076031
ok
>>7075830
F-fuck yeah...
>>7076012
Is there a problem with me ranting to you about it...?
>>7076012
Y-you making fun of me?!
You fucks can't even guess a few songs
>>7076030
Fuck off spider.
>>7076070
IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN YOU THINK OK
>>7076008
Then I'd be willing to chalk that up to a fear of spiders. She may be a spider, but damn me if she isn't adorable.
It's a matter of taste.
>>7076014
Play some music to really liven the place up! I need it, he needs it, all of us need it!
We can make it like a party!
>>7076030
I don't know, man, he sounded might confident in his words. Still, I can just pretend he was lying, but I gotta ask.
What kind of spider are you, anyway?
>>7076039
I only like Garma as a friend, Anon, you know this. It's a matter of taste, but I wouldn't consider doing that to Garma.
...And, um, I doubt he'd want to see me right now, anyway.
>>7076049
No, not yet. I have a feeling a lot of problems would happen if we did, most being social. Time will tell if we eventually do or not.
Why do you asl?
>>7076084
https://youtu.be/BVwAVbKYYeM
Guess me.
>>7076094
Hoshi
>>7076070
I can't even guess what I'll have for breakfast. How do you expect me to guess who's who among the sad anime music listeners?
>>7076090
>asl
14/f/cali
That's a joke, mods.
>>7076013
You're just making yourself sound more pathetic!
>He starts pacing around looking like an animal circling it's prey.
There is nothing that ruins my appetite more!
>>7076104
Reported
>>7075743
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-t71qNRm7ms
Skip to 1:30 I believe.
>>7076094
alfred?
>>7076094
Nice choice!
>>7076104
Ask. Goddamnit, man, it's a slip of the tongue.
Let me ask again; why do you ASK?
>>7076124
>No.
post what u r listening to
I won't guess or rate you I just want more (you)s an also to reply to my own post with what I'M listening to. Reply to this post twice or your mother will die in her sleep.
>>7076124
>Ahhh... so you didn't disappear, good to know.
>>7076065
Nah man, I'm your friend if you need to talk to me I'm always here. I'm just making sure you don't hurt yourself. I'm gonna head off for now though, I stayed up way later than I intended to.
>>7076068
Well of course I am, what else am I known to do?
Night everyone see you later.
welcome to /post songs and rate/ general
>>7076094
Kanye
>>7076075
You first, dearie.
>>7076090
What...kind of spider?
>Muffet stares at him quizzically.
I...I am just a spider, mon cher. I realize you humans have different classifications for your various Surface species...but as I am a monster, I am just "a spider." Does that make sense?
>>7076102
>Hold on a minute, now, don't lump me in there.
>>7076137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7DgtKb6kN8
>>7076090
You're lucky I brought my guitar here with me!
>He pulls out an acoustic guitar out of nowhere and begins playing a slightly off-note version of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reiTugFI0EU
>>7076137
>>7076137
(The vid I just posted I guess.)
>>7076137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w
>>7076152
Korean title. Easy to differentiate Japanese Vietnamese Chinese and Korean languages.
>>7076156
Will you or won't you eat him after he gets the pusspuss
>>7076149
Yeah, so did I. I only wanted to inspect 311, not talk to others.
>>7076156
I'll lump you in with everyone.
>>7076169
We have ourselves an expert here.
>>7076107
>she blinks and kinda just stands there awkwardly
P-Pathetic? Crying isn't bad...it's actually healthy for you...
>>7076137
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FTKGUz9nKDc
>>7076129
>>7076152
end me
>>7076145
>yup, still here..
>>7076169
Vietnamese isn't even similar to the others you listed.
post ava wallpapers and rate
>>7076156
I see! Hold on, lemme just...
>Alfred pulls out a notebook and writes the information down, muttering to himself.
Just... A... Spider. Alright, then! I can now rest easy knowing that what everyone says has no truth whatsoever to it! Right? You wouldn't do it to me, right?
>>7076157
Hot damn, that's some good music! You're too good at this!
>Alfred would start dancing if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't dance at all. Instead, he resorts to tapping his foot on the ground in rhythm.
...Hey, what do you call this song? It's too catchy to NOT ask.
>>7076184
No, you don't deserve to die.
I have a feeling it was just an honest mistake. You'll get better in time!
>>7076191
That's why it's easy.
>>7076193
Post your IRL ass and rate
>>7076193
>>7076203
I like Animal Mother the most.
>>7076193
(Because you asked nicely.)
>>7076196
It's... Er... Bowser's Super Awesome Boss Theme of Bossiness!
Yeah, we'll go with that...
>>7076173
Heh heh heh, that's strange, I don't remember ever crying once in my life!
>A sick smile grows on his face.
Guess that means I'm a happy guy!
>>7076214
pls be gentle
>LF
>>7076170
I cannot believe I am even being asked this question. How dense ARE you, dearie?
>>7076171
How kind of you, dearie.
>>7076196
Mon cher, why is there even an inkling of doubt inside your head?! I have no desire to feast on ANY human, much less you, Alfred!
>>7076193
I really need to use the others more, but I dunno who to start with.
>>7076184
Like I said earlier, good to know.
>>7076193
Got nothing better to do.
>>7076193
>>7076203
>>7076216
>>7076223
>>7076237
>>7076238
Very bad.
>>7076235
Very good!
>>7076235
Makoto
>>7076193
And one more for the road.
>>7076193
>Well if we're doing this meme
>>7076243
I've never liked you or anything that you've done.
>>7076193
>It's an easy 10/10 because of Clem.
>>7076223
A good name. It just rolls off the tongue! I'm gonna search it up when I get back, I bet it's just as good as it is live!
...I'd play a few songs, but you're the star of the show. Any other songs you have, my man?
>>7076232
Despite how headstrong and determined I am, I'm not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. I know you wouldn't dream of doing it to anyone, but...
Maybe that's just a small seed of doubt planted in my thoughts. I know you wouldn't do it!
>>7076193
Need to update this :P
Should I make one for my 3R
D avas?
>>7076243
I don't like you or anything that you do.
>>7076237
>>7076248
>A-Are you guys the same people?
>>7076264
I meant 3D.
>>7076249
Wrong.
>>7076220
Me too f.am
>>7076264
Why do you have Junko's ava on your wallpaper?
>>7076243
...You're extremely lucky that I am showing you mer-
>She let's out a drawn out yawn
Mercy.
>>7076271
>Yes
>>7076193
>Constructive criticism highly appreciated, et. al.
>>7076260
...I suppose it is just human nature to assume the worst possibility, no? Rest assured, mon cher: you are completely safe when you are with me. And I feel similarly safe when I am with you. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7076279
Why does everyone call all my avas "Hoshi"?
>>7076214
boy btw
>>7076255
>>7076268
>>7076274
Really guys? You're going to team up against a defenseless man? For shame.
>>7076260
>Oh you finally got variety. Niceu.
>>7076280
>W-What the fuck.
>>7076193
>
What's the easiest, and least painful way to kill myself, HG?
>>7076297
Jumping
>>7076297
garden hose and a car
>>7076290
>What?
>>7076229
Really? Not even once? Now *that* is strange...
It could mean that, or you're really good at suppressing your emotions...the ones you don't want anyone to see, anyway...
>>7076274
>How could you.
>Still, at least I'm doing a half-decent job.
>>7076281
Yep, that's a trait all of us have. Which is why it becomes a lot more heartwarming when it turns out we're wrong!
What else can I say? I'm not just any hero. I'm your hero! If you're in trouble, don't forget I'm always here with you!
>>7076290
>Are you proud of me now? Did I do good?
>>7076274
>I should really play Battler more
>>7076297
Smoking.
>>7076337
You shouldn't be smoking dope, Pope.
>>7076320
>Well I didn't expect Dr. Mario. It was fun with what little talks we had.
>>7076326
>Not until you start getting screencaps from the Hetalia webcomic
>Nah jk I was always proud of you Alfred.
u guys succ at ratin
>>7076281
8/10
Personally I don't like any of the characters you RP, but you're alright as an avafag
>>7076203
(RP as big boss please.)
>>7076216
(Not much of an opinion on you because I've never talked to you.)
>>7076235
(I do actually like your first ava a lot.)
>>7076237
(I'd like to see more of Mario because I'm bias, but I like Jill and Gilgamesh as well.)
>>7076238
(Anime Girl/10)
>>7076243
Bad as in, bad-good, or bad-bad?
>>7076248
(I didn't get to talk to you much either.)
>>7076250
(More of Dipper. That's my only request.)
>>7076260
(You fag Clem? Respect.)
Well, there's.... Bowser's Ultimate Jazzy-Jazz Bo-nanza! And Bowser's Class-Act Classy Rock!
>>7076264
(Your Satsuki is pretty great.)
>>7076274
(Thanks anon.)
>>7076281
(I've never seen your Beavis, but considering how good your Rolf is I'm sure it's pretty great.)
>>7076362
No shit. It's all hugbox shit.
>>7076321
The only things I feel are hunger and satisfaction of beating someone until their very existence is gone!
>He takes a swing at the air, it seems his punch caused a gust of wind.
There is nothing in this or any other world that could make me cry!
>>7076381
>8/10
>Personally I don't like any of the characters you RP, but you're alright as an avafag
You don't like his avatars, but you rate it 8/10? How is that constructive criticism?
>>7076356
>The only thing you can expect from this yuri-freak, is video games and people with anime looks.
>And sometimes Shrek or a black guy.
>>7076382
>Okay, so more Mario, Jill as always... and Ki!? Huh, that's unexpected.
>>7076268
Psshahah.
>>7076356
>I'd love to, but it just doesn't... You know, look good to me. Take this as a peace offering, tho.
>T-Thanks, man. I'm proud to have done good to others.
>>7076382
>I was going to do Lee, but no one can do a good Lee. I try.
Woah... Lemme tell you this right now; all of it sounds awesome! I can just feel the effort put into those pieces! Is it alright if you can play them?
>>7076393
What if you found out someone close to you died? Wouldn't you cry for them?
>>7076326
I know you are, Alfred! And I could not have found a greater hero than yourself! Ahuhuhu~!
I do have a question, though, mon cher.
>Muffet motions her head towards Alfred's pocket.
Why on earth do you carry a notebook around?
>>7076381
>...Is it because of the lack of anime/JRPG/manga? Or am I just automatically assuming stuff?
>>7076382
>I've only pulled him out a few times thus far. You'll see more of him in the future, I can assure you.
>>7076382
>Nicest thing I've had said to me all day
Hg popularity contest when? Let's cut the bullshit and get down to brass tacks
>>7076437
I'm pretty popular.
HG, it is your cousin.
Lets go bowling
>>7076437
I'll take last place please.
>>7076405
>What? No purple Sonic OCs without ears?
>>7076413
>Nah it's fine man, I'm just playing with ya. It's always nice to see ya.
I don't give a fuck what you think or say, HG.
>>7076437
If someone I don't like gets named the most popular there will be fuckiign hell to pay.
Alright, I'll actually rate.
>>7076203
You're cool I guess. The one time I actually talked to Riona was fun, and the fact you hate lolis puts you up on the list. Bring back Sunset and you'll be good to go bub.
>>7076216
I dunno who the fuck you are but you insulted me that one time so you're quickly learning. memes aren't all they're cracked up to be, so tread lightly.
>>7076223
I talked to your Ratchet and Skank ava once, but that was it. Get a little more wordy and don't be afraid to put yourself out there and really push to further conversations.
>>7076237
>>7076248
Stage seven cancer aside I've had good times talking to you with Ichi, and every time after that was actually pleasant. Don't tell the oldfags, but I'd give you a high rating.
>>7076250
I'd be lying if I said I didn't like how you really keep the conversation going. It's no wonder people really want you back. Keep it up and you might be as good as me one day.
>>7076260
You're a good man that talks to everybody, which is respectable, and the fact you're branching away from Hetalia is really good too. Hopefully you'll see that Hetalia avas can be a little difficult to make interesting when you're the only one playing them. Regardless, keep on going until you find one that really sticks with you.
>>7076264
All memes aside I enjoy our conversations. I don't know how you feel, but I feel good after a nice talk with you. Now all you need to do is stop watching AoT and we can finally be friends.
Also Courage and Frozen re shit.
>>7076281
Good taste in movies, but I feel like your choices lead others to really attack you. As long as you're okay with it then there's no problem. Also, I hope you get a Beavis ava to make your Butthead one more complete. It was fun watching his conversations while driving on busy roads.
>>7076291
Dunno who you are but they're both cute.
Post your favorite oldfags
>>7076421
Close to me?
>He lets out a roaring laughter that threatens to shake the very ground.
Hahahaha! There are no such people! There's only me and my prey! There's has never been a person I met that I haven't wanted to fight!
>He points a finger in her direction.
But don't get me wrong, I still want to beat you into the ground as well!
>>7076460
>Azrael.
>Cute.
>Please choose one or the other.
>>7076422
All-American! They don't make 'em like they do in the U.S., and I'm practically living proof!
Oh? Uh... Well, I...
>Alfred pulls out the notebook, skimming through the pages with a wistful look on his face.
I use this so I don't forget anything or anyone important. I got the idea while talking to someone, and, well... Here's the product of my hard work!
>>7076456
>And it always warms my heart whenever anyone says that. Makes me feel happt when I come here. Thanks, man.
>>7076460
>I'm not the only one playing Hetalia avas, funnily enough. There's Belarus, the Netherlands, Hong Kong, and I think Kamina was playing Germany.
>Still, I'm having a comfortable time playing Alfred and Clemmy-clue. I'm going to try and make it so that all of them are different, since that seems to be a major complaint. Thank you.
>>7076484
none, they're all mean
>>7076484
me
>me
>>7076497
What the fuck did you just say you newfag scum?
>>7076405
(Yeah. I found them cute.)
>>7076413
Sure, but I don't have the rest of the band with me. They're out patrolling the base of operations that I've set up here!
>>7076422
(Nice.)
>>7076435
(You're actually a pretty fun roleplayer when you actually do roleplay.)
>>7076437
I'm the popular-est person there is here! Everyone chants my name when I appear! "Bowser! You're so great! You're the best boss ever!" They say and I reply with; "Thank you loyal followers! I'm just doing what I do best, being awesome all the time!"
>>7076460
(I'm trying my best. I really neglect Ratchet and Clank hard. And I've been trying to be a lot more wordy. It's hard to do with certain characters though, mainly Knuckles and Perry, since one is absurdly blunt and to the point while the other doesn't speak at all.)
Does anyone have a 1000 yen bill I could borrow?
>>7076137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzCB9DCGqXM
Take a guess who.
>>7076501
>me
Are you me?
>>7076456
>That was dumb, but hey I enjoyed it for what it was worth.
>>7076460
>Ichi
>I could say the same to you, cherry boy. Talking to you can be a treat, and takes my mind off of things. Though, I won't to you... I sometimes do get a little bored talking to you, but that's only when I have a shit mood.
>So, keep on trucking. And for God's sake, unleash your inner mad scientist more often.
>>7076521
>Welp, I know who I got in the mood to use more in the future.
>>7076530
Im you but stronger
>>7076524
A-Are you one of those homeless people..?
>>7076460
>Eh, I don't mind that. I love the avas I play. That's not going to change, even if I do get shitposted for them occasionally.
>>7076495
That is quite the marvelous idea. Do you mind if I take a peek, mon cher?
>>7076492
>implying that's not cute
Adjust your eyes so they aren't looking at whatever it is you're looking at that's making you say these untrue things.
>>7076495
>There's Belarus, the Netherlands, Hong Kong, and I think Kamina was playing Germany.
Wh-when did we get those?
Anyways, take it from me that too much of one kind of ava from one show is bad. J-Just try your best to not become the me you see today.
>>7076521
I'll tell you that it's better to let go of the ones that just don't work out as well. Spend more time with maybe three or four of them and get them really accustomed with people that come around here. It's how you get out of that "literally who" phase, you know? Not that it's bad of course, but it's nice when others remember you based on one or two avas.
Of course this is just a recommendation. I could never pull off fagging all those avas like you do, but to make it easier on yourself it'd be better and probably more fun when you only focus on a couple.
>>7076524
Borrow?
>light shrugging
You can have it.
>>7076492
>her tufts flicker at the loud noise
You don't have any friends or family? That sounds kind of lonely...
You still want to fight me...? What do I have to do for you to change your mind?
>>7076521
>Hey man, if you need a little protip for characters that don't speak, I would say to greentext. A lot. I played a silent character back in my day too. Not a lot of people remember the little guy, but people did seem to enjoy him.
>Characters that don't talk are a rather unique kind of thing we don't get to see often, and can really be creative if used correctly.
>>7076541
>I enjoyed it myself, and it was fun seeing him around. Maybe sometime you'll do it again.
>Kissu
>>7076514
I've been here for a year, I'm not a newfag anymore!
>>7076521
And that would be a problem... Darn. I was really hoping I could listen to a few pieces, but that's for another time.
Here? Can they play a few pieces while on the job?
>>7076524
Why, yes, I have ten dollars for you! Just the ten dollars, nothing else you need? I'm a generous man, don't hesitate to ask for more!
>>7076552
I... Well, sure, I don't see why not. If you see anything out of the ordinary, just ask me, and I'll explain it to you.
>Alfred hands the spider the notebook, wondering what she's going to look at.
>>7076562
>Belarus usually comes at these hours (albeit to talk to me, which is fine), the Netherlands pops up whenever, Hong Kong came back recently, and Germany popped up when me and Belarus were talking. I don't know when he comes around.
>I'll try to, but I don't know how to avoid it. On the topic of characters from the same show... I may or may not be considering doing Fem!Prussia.
>>7076524
1000 yen...? Uh, sorry. I'm flat broke, and uh... really tired.
>>7076541
>this amount of honesty from one person
I'd be salty, but it's nice to hear it. I've realized it can get boring and drone on with some of them, but that's to be expected. You get bad days when you pop out nothing, and then you get good days where you feel like an RP master. Happens to everyone, even the "all amazing oldfags".
>unleash your inner mad scientist more often
I-I'm afraid it's too late for that, but I'll keep note that I should unleash my inner autism for ebic RP adventures more often.
>>7076552
We can talk more about this when you accept my dinner date.
>>7076584
I've been here for two, saaaave me....soon it'll be three ;(
>>7076193
I just took a gigantic shit and the thought of human feces coming out of a filthy asshole made me think of you guys.
Stay shit, HG :^)
>>7076460
>Something serious from Okabe
Yisss
>>7076606
>ramsay
>>7076550
Nope I just need it for a little trick.
>>7076564
You sure?
>Tejina holds out her hand
You won't be disappointed with this decision.
>>7076585
I suppose American currency could work as well.
>>7076597
That's no issue miss I have a generous crowd tonight.
>>7076606
Asshole-chan? I hope you didn't flush!
>ramsay
>>7076460
>Okabe didn't rank me
Oh...
>>7076577
>I'll think about it D3, i'll think about it.
>>7076599
>Glad to hear it. And hey, someone had to give you their honest thoughts about you. If anything, i'm too honest with people.
>>7076620
>he hands her his money
Just do whatever you're gonna do with it.
>>7076562
>Are you sure I'm the one that needs their eyes checked?
>>7076565
>He frowns again.
You cannot get to me, girl! A sheep wolf doesn't spare a sheep just because it's cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZQxYQ49p0U
>>7076620
I-I wasn't really asking about it because of the money, b-but because you smell like wet wood...Fuhihi...
>>7076633
>lub u
>>7076620
Then here you go, miss! Ten dollars straight from the American hero himself! He's gotta learn to not help so many people...
>The hero passes the girl a ten dollar note, looking mighty pleased with himself.
>>7076585
Merci, mon cher!
>Muffet leafs through the notebook, examining its contents.
My my, Alfred, you have indeed recorded quite a lot! Names, dates, telephone numbers, general informati-
>Muffet stops suddenly and stares at a specific page.
>>7076599
I am afraid I will have to decline your invitation, dearie.
>>7076620
>She lightly scratches the back of her head, and let's out a yawn.
Coolio... knew this place was filled with nice people.
>>7076193
>>7076602
Your Otto is me tier man. You should probably get that changed or something unless you want people accusing you of being me.
You play a mean Jotaru. Literally. I think that's good. I've only ever read part 5 and 7, so I wouldn't know.
Don't know who the middle broad is, but someday I'm sure I will.
>>7076609
It was past due. I'd get more into it, but writing a lot hurts my wrist.
>>7076630
I checked long and hard for others, but it's possible I skipped some. Link me to it.
>>7076668
Where's Asuka? Lol.
>>7076602
>I can't really rate you, since I haven't been paying any attention to you. So, you have a fresh clean slate with me.
>>7076656
>.....Okay.
>>7076193
Please, be gentle.
>>7076562
(I already cut a lot of the avas I didn't use that often. I've really only kept R&C because they're unique and I feel like I'm playing them fairly decently. I've been getting more into my ava Source material, like playing Bowser's Inside Story. It's why I've been using the Koopa King a lot more as of late.
>>7076577
(I've bee doing that a bit more with Perry, so I'll try to keep it up.)
>>7076585
Sorry, but they're on a tight schedule guarding the fortress and looking for things I'm not allowed to say for me and someone I'm also not allowed to say.
>>7076602
(I like the first dude, whatever his name is again.)
>>7076668
(Pretty sure I've never talked to you yet.)
>>7076697
shit
>>7076668
Please ship with me
>>7076660
Telephone numbers? I... Guess I may have recorded a few of 'em, but I didn't think I had all of them. Yep, I just thought I should do as much as I can!
>Alfred suddenly looks a bit fearful.
Um... W-What's the matter, dear? Is something wrong?
>>7076693
So it's a tight schedule, huh? I kinda feel sorry for them. It must be real tough for them to be on the lookout 24/7.
...I don't know why, but something seems fishy. Why did you word it like that?
>>7076689
You're something, and that is it really.
>>7076193
>>7076641
...
Fine if you won't give me any ideas...I'll think of something myself...
>a metaphorical lightbulb appears over her head
>she proceeds to give him a brief hug, when she pulls away she looks up at him with her usual deadpan expression
....Did that work?
>>7076633
It's much appreciated. Maybe now I'll skip RPing as energetic characters and use more serious ones when I'm tired or something.
Also, there's no such thing as too honest, just people who don't want to hear the truth.
>>7076641
Add some blush onto that guy and he'd be one cute tourmaline.
>>7076660
Oh...a-another time then.
>>7076668
That one time we had an nice little car ride. It was fun. Take me on one again.
>>7076689
>ruffles you up
Is it ever gonna be enough?
>>7076689
You get an A to this test!
>>7076709
Better than nothing.
Post friends
>>7076203
Literally Hitler
>>7076216
Literally Hitler
>>7076223
Literally Hitler
>>7076235
Cool guy fun to be around
>>7076237
Literally Hitler
>>7076238
Literally Hitler
>>7076248
Literally Hitler
>>7076250
Literally Hitler
>>7076260
Literally Hitler
>>7076264
Literally Hitler
>>7076281
Literally Hitler
>>7076291
Literally Hitler
>>7076602
Literally Hitler
>>7076710
Literally Hitler
>>7076710
Stop bullying Subaru and I'll give you a rate.
>>7076731
>O
>k
>a
>r
>i
>n
>>7076689
>memer/10
>>7076651
Jesus
>>7076689
>>7076723
Someone had to say it.
>>7076708
They can handle themselves! They better! They've gone through only the most rigorous training ever!
Oh and uh, no reason!
>>7076731
I don't know who that is, is that a good thing or not?
>>7076742
I know right? I never truly believed pizzagate, but lurking a thread about this fucker, it really seems like he's a pedo
>>7076688
>O-Okay.
>>7076693
>I wish you best of luck my man. Just try to describe everything you can and not leave them hanging with just a picture unless you're not doing anything to begin with and are just giving them the silent treatment.
>I think you'll be fine then.
>>7076738
Th-that's not me, and please don't call me Okarin. It's Hououin Kyouma.
>tfw the walls are closing in
>>7076757
It's really not bullshit. The rabbithole goes deep.
>>7076761
Obaka
>>7076193
>>7076767
I know, i'm just about to watch the video he was told to take down by the guy
>>7076731
Do I look like Germany to you?
>>7076755
Really? I've been trained by a pretty tough guy, myself, so I'm willing to bet that they've be trained by the best of the best.
...I don't see why I shouldn't trust you. You seem like a pretty honest guy, so I trust you!
>>7076717
Help me steal a new one next time.
>Junpei still isn't on
Where are you, you fucker
>>7076708
Well, mon cher, it's just-
>Muffet suddenly giggles.
...I did not know you were such an extraordinary artist!
>Muffet turns the notebook around and presents her findings to Alfred.
>On the page is a rough doodle of two vaguely familiar stick figures encircled by a crude heart. The top of the page reads "ALFRED X MUFFET".
>>7076689
My tsun detector is going off!
>>7076770
I'll tell you right here, right now before I leave this place. It's
H.O.U.O.U.I.N. K.Y.O.U.M.A.
>>7076717
>is ruffled
Are you done?
>>7076722
Oh, just great.
Just when I was beginning to enjoy my time here.
>>7076740
>That's professional memer to you.
>>7076751
You're too kind, really. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
>>7076795
If only your heart rate could go off too.
>>7076760
>Yes, okay.
>>7076774
>Same thing I said to the other person, need to keep an eye on you and all that
>>7076797
Houoin O-B-A-K-A Kyouma
Did I get it right this time?
>>7076734
But it's so much fun!
>>7076801
Really? That's great! Can I join?
>>7076638
>>7076659
Thank you for your generous donations kind gentlemen! Now sit back, relax and watch the magic show that is about to unfold before your very eyes!
>>7076652
>>7076666
Alright everyone! Ignoring that comment about my smell I have an amazing new magic trick to show you all!
>She pulls out a pair of scissors and an envelope then proceeds to place the 1000 yen bill within the envelope
This is called the the thousand yen cutting trick!
>>7076801
>more like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,average memer
>>7076823
No, you're banned for life.
>>7076821
No it's not!
>>7076826
>blocked, reported, changed my number, aaaaaand uninvited to my 7th birthday party.
>>7076832
Kek
>>7076711
>His skin is hotter than it should be for the it being Winter.
>He just shrugs her off.
You should be happy with me not killing you right now! That is a mercy not many get!
>>7076717
>
>I don't have any of him blushing.
>>7076839
Reported for underage
I'll take 24 of you all.
>>7076809
Fair enough.
>>7076793
I... Oh, man, I really should have thought about that before I gave it to you...
>Alfred's flushing red, and can't seem to move at all. He could have sworn he did it in another notebook and not that one. How did he not see it? "Crap," he thinks to himself. "This is totally unheroic".
...So, um... Nice weather we're having today, huh?
>>7076825
I'm already hooked, and it hasn't even started yet! I'm ready when you are, because hot damn, this looks like it's going to be a show I'll never forget!
...Oh, gosh, it's gonna be one of those kind of tricks. Here we go.
>>7076801
....I'm going to sleep.
>And as quick as she came, the girl jumps back into her ditch, right on top of her futon.
>>7076830
That's fine~ I'll just watch you while you're having fun!
>She sits down and just stares Misuzu-chan
>>7076851
Dazai Osamu
>>7076849
CUTE!
>>7076851
Tyuule
>>7076851
Tejina
>>7076851
Sunset
>>7076806
I don't have a heart though! It's a little.. Disheartening, hehe.
>>7076851
Link
>>7076851
Alfred Jones
>>7076760
(Thanks for the advice.)
>>7076774
(Talked to you once, you're cool.)
>>7076778
That's good to hear! Cause I am the most honest person in the whole arena! Not once have I said said something that wasn't true! Nope! Not at all! And that's the truth!
>>7076825
Oh look, it's the funny lady! I brought the popcorn this time!
>He takes out a bag of unpopped popcorn, and heats it up with with Fire breath, then goes straight to wolfing the popcorn down.
>>7076851
Bowser
>>7076851
Ash Crimson
>>7076797
>thanks for boosting my mood even just a little bit <3
>>7076851
Chris-chan
>>7076851
Asshole-chan
>>7076851
Sanae Kochiya
>>7076851
Azrael
>>7076851
Seto Kaiba
>>7076851
Shoukin Kagerou
>>7076851
Carol
>>7076825
....
>She only sits down and stares at the girl with the scissors.
>>7076851
Hikaru Shidou
>>7076851
Natsuki Subaru
>>7076850
>Good for you
>>7076859
That's even worse than before, stop doing that.
>>7076851
Misuzu
>>7076851
Lord Beerus
>>7076851
Utsutsu
>>7076839
>stop stealing my memes i'll call the police on u
>>7076849
>she frowns a little
...
U-Uh...thanks I guess...
>>7076856
>Muffet giggles even louder.
Alfred, mon cher, there's no reason to be embarrassed! It's adorable!
...Although, you do need to work on your penmanship! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7076851
Muffet
>>7076851
Amami Rintaro
>>7076775
Link me up dude
>>7076884
Lusamine is best girl.
>inb4 Ramsay
>>7076901
>can't hold a good meme down
>just try and stop me
>>7076832
Aww~ Don't be like that Suby! It's been too long since we played patty cake.
>>7076878
Wh-who are you?
>>7076912
>stops you
>>7076908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7PcSf4Tj8o
>>7076857
That's gross.
>>7076872
I hate you. Why are you talking to me?
>>7076899
>She closes her eyes
Is this fine? I'll just sit here while Misuzu-chan is having fun! It'll be the best~
>>7076916
an old buddy
we don't talk much since you know, le secret avas and I don't use discord.
Sawyer
Give me one more.
>>7076875
Man, I can't see how you could possibly be lying to me! It's almost as if you're one of those people that can't lie at all!
How did you get so far without lying once? I just have to know!
>>7076902
>Alfred just avoids eye contact, attempting to laugh it off as a joke.
I get that a lot. I'm not the best when it comes to handwriting, so... Anyway! I'm glad you like it, but I... Kinda sorta need to work on it a bit? Yeah, it's not finished! Pleasegiveitbackthisisjusttooembarassingforme.
>>7076939
Nevermind I missed someone and caught it.
>>7076939
Vietnam-chan
>>7076939
Sick doggo
>>7076939
Late Grimes
>>7076913
We've never played patty cake. We've never had any amount of fun whatsoever. The fact you keep acting innocent and friendly with me is starting to take a toll on me. All I want from you is for you to kill me. It's the only way I can tolerate being around you.
>>7076935
>I-I can get on it right now if you're on
>>7076920
>is stopped
>You're too stronk, looks like I lose again.
>>7076925
No, that's even worse, just..be yourself. Wait, that's terrible advice, just go over there and wait it out.
Check for anyone I may have missed, and any swap you want to process.
You have 3 minutes.
>>7076939
Gyro Zeppeli
>>7076908
Shits been happening since the middle ages, people in power always have done this shit. Power corrupts.
>>7076967
it's fine watching the mentalist at the moment. Probably gonna stay up all night if I can from not wanting to sleep due to depression.
>>7076945
As you wish, Alfred. Ahuhuhu~!
>Muffet hands him back the notebook. However, just to tease him slightly further, she hands it back to him still open onto the page with the drawing.
>>7076974
Let us proceed, dearie. Shall we?
>>7076851
Nero Claudius Ceasar Augustus Germanicus
>>7076968
But that's boring! We should eat cake!
>>7076974
Are we playing dress up? Can I be a bunny?
>>7076939
miyako yoshika
>>7076958
>>7076864
Swap me out for Mr Grimes.
>>7076974
>>7076974
Lets get started
>>7076892
Virgin
>>7076861
>Here's Azraelum.
>>7076901
>He crosses his arms over his chest.
You shouldn't feel bad because of my words, my fists cause more damage than them.
>>7076974
Hurry up and begin the feast!
>>7076974
Don't waste your time! get it going right now!
>>7076982
>too late, I'm already on
>>7076989
Hmm, good idea. Looks like I can find a use for you here after all.
>>7076994
thanks friend.
>>7076996
I was told that I'm one, so I guess you're right~
>>7076974
>>7076895
>>7076976
Give my spot to this guy. Getting pretty tired over here...
>>7076996
She won't bang you, stop trying.
>>7076922
Because I have a mouth and an understanding of speech? But, you're right, I'm tired anyway, so farewell.
>>7076974
>>7077013
Please deny this host, it's out of respect.
>>7076967
Oh you don't? Allow me remind you of the fun times we had!
>Slaps
Remember now? Plus you always loved it when I called you Suby~
>>7076968
>is the stronkest
>benchpresses 7 whole children just to impress you
>>7076974
Looks fine.
>>7076997
I don't doubt that...I'm just sad I wasn't able to change your mind...
>>7076985
>Sighing, the hero takes the notebook and shuts it, putting it back into his pocket. "Work on my drawing skills and my handwriting. Sounds easy enough."
Alright, thank you for giving it back. I'm surprised you're not laughing over it.
>>7076974
I'm ready!
>>7077022
Okay.
>>7076945
Its easy! You just got to have a lot of self-control!
>>7076956
Why doesn't she just eat a Super Mushroom? It would heal her right up!
>>7076974
Alright! Time to show them what I'm made of! And that's 100% pure awesomeness!
It's showtime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5E7Y6yVqc
>>7077002
Yay! But where can I get cake? I only found weirdos and icy lakes here!
New thread when
Then without further ado.
>>7077022
>>7077024
Hehehe... looks like you're in. Knock em down for me.
>>7077033
All the shrooms in Cali couldn't numb the things that I've been through.
>>7077029
Why should I laugh at it, mon cher? I would never laugh at your handiwork. Truthfully, I find it utterly adorable!
>>7076956
>females fighting
>in Vietnam
Was she a Vietnamese fighter? HISTORIC INACCURACY IF NOT