Hunger Games thread
grhhhhhh....
>>7027767
Me with no pantsu
>>7027767
Is this the Comet Ping Pong thread?
>>7027767
that looks disgusting
>Check em
>>7027807
I could top that
>>7027832
good thing that wasn't a .gif
>>7027838
how come?
>>7027874
that picture right there is screamer potential
Why are you here?
>>7027890
cute girls
>>7027886
>not knowing about animated .jpgs
>>7027890
I should not be.
>>7027886
well, open the door you pussy
>>7027890
I shouldn't be.
>>7027903
https://s.put.re/yF9mN4S.png
>>7027890
I have nothing else to do...
>>7027903
>>7027915
FUCK (YOU) I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR
>>7027890
To shitpost because that's all this community was ever good for.
>>7027955
>DO NOT
You guys suck
>>7027787
No its kamina's room.
>>7028003
I apologize if you feel like that sir.
>>7027955
https://s.put.re/tiqcGTE.png
devilish
Doesn't work in Chrome though
>>7028003
The feeling is mutual.
>>7028003
When did you figure that out? You're here to stay with us anon. Get used to it.
I wish I was dead but I don't have the balls to off myself. Not even memeing.
>>7028039
good
>>7028053
open the door, both death and cute girls will be your reward
>>7028053
Suck my dick.
>>7028003
I don't care.
where is eila
Lurkers awaken.
>>7028117
Who's asking?
I want a juice box.
>>7028152
too bad
>>7028152
>gibs juice box
>>7028130
*Yawn*
But I'm sleepy.
>>7028152
I want something to eat.
>>7028130
Ohaiyo!
>>7028130
>>7028152
I want to die
>>7028158
Fuck you onii-chan.
>>7028166
Thank you other onii-chan
>>7028195
juiceboxes are evil
eeeevvvvviiiillllll
>>7028130
There are not enough people here for me to talk to. Why should I?
people who fag anime lolis need to be put into concentration camps
>>7028130
No
>>7028191
>slowly hops over to
>>7028272
>anime lolis
So I can fag real life lolis and get away with it?
>>7028130
>zips
MOAR
LOLIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJfafgLxBw
>>7028130
Give me a reason. I'm not going to waste my time on something I'll get nothing out of.
>>7028130
What do you want?
>>7028282
Yeah sure why not, we rarely ever get 3D anyways
Is this the Kamina thread?
>>7028130
>>7028295
>unzips
>>7028306
Yeah. You're a bit late though.
>>7028306
Gonna be the Chris Hansen thread soon
>>7028312
DON`T.
>>7028323
Zip it back up, I dare you.
>>7028309
Mewtwo. I might require some assistance.
>>7028272
>>7028323
>Sonic 1 Title Screen.gif
>>7028335
Do it yourself creep.
OK go back to sleep errybody.
game
WHEN???
New game when
>>7028356
W-What do you mean by creep? It's just a ziplock bag.
lolded
>>7028374
>>7028369
Never.
>>7028361
o-k
First 24 of you scupper water throwing dogs aboard my ship get a share of the treasure!
>>7028417
anon
screencap this post
>>7028417
Resident juice box fiend
>>7028417
Tyuule
>>7028417
Hiccup The Oldfag Slayer
>>7028417
Loto
>>7028417
Avenger
>>7028417
Jack Spicer
>>7028417
Lord Beerus
>>7028417
Rinoa and Angelo
>>7028417
Megaman
>>7028417
Starbreaker
>>7028417
Lac
>>7028417
Biglegs
>>7028417
Renge Miyauichi
>>7028417
Yoshika Miyako
>>7028417
Higashikata Josuke
>>7028417
God
>>7028417
Oreki Houtarou
>>7028417
Captain Ambrose of the USS Smackdown
>>7028417
Reflecto
>>7028417
Brad Armstrong
>>7028417
Treat
>>7028417
Puru Eight
>>7028417
Charlotte
>>7028417
Carol
>>7028417
Iida Tenya
>>7028417
Pirate Man
>>7028479
iiyyyyaaaaaaaaa
>>7028424
>not saving the image that was provided earlier
>>7028417
>>7028424
anon
>>7028404
You should have said that earlier.
>zips
>>7028488
Hm?
What do you need?
>>7028495
Why? What else could it have been? We were at lunch, it only makes sense to have a ziplock bag.
>>7028504
just saying that i missed you
>>7028432
>yfw hiccup is a midfag now
>>7028504
you remind me of this loser i used to know lmao
>>7028505
for one second i thought you unzipped your pants,but i was wrong, case closed.
If you think yourself not fit to come aboard, now would be the time to say so. If you are a mute, flail wildly in my general generation, eh? If you're deaf, you cannot hear me, and are therefore stuck.
>>7028546
Get your head out of the gutter, pervert.
I summon _____
>>7028417
Reigen Arataka
>>7028552
>swap please
>>7028448
>>7028479
>>7028552
Let's begin this journey.
>>7028552
Looks good!
>>7028561
Im not a pervert!
it was just a missunderstanding.
>>7028552
Yaaaarrr, matey. We be, uh, sailin the high seas n shit. If you don't wanna sail to the bottom of this sea, give me an aye.
Aye?
>>7028597
You're, like, seven years old, you shouldn't know about that stuff anyway.
>>7028601
ayy lmao
>>7028597
Damn those are some tasty looking pits
>>7028504
>pets
>>7028619
>t. Kamina
>>7028601
AYE!
>>7028613
>>7028587
>>7028579
One moment. We have a parting gift of potential regret and sorrow to prepare.
>>7028613
I used to pray to you when I was little~
>>7028643
PL-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR HAIRY ASSHOLE!!!!
>ramsay
>>7028601
Aye.
Reigen Arataka
>>7028552
A pirate's journey... very well. Ready to search for some treasure.
>Brings their bag of goodies onto the boat.
>>7028607
we had a class about boys and girls, i know little but they told us that to be careful of strangers.
Im not a expert on the subject though.
>>7028516
Well I'm glad to have left such an impression on somebody.
It warms me to hear such positive feelings attributed to myself.
Thank you.
>>7028579
And thank you as well Ms. I shall not let your patronage be in vain and secure a victory!
>>7028540
And how long have you last seen him? The person you insulted yesterday may very well become another that you look up to today.
>>7028620
>Iida doesn't fight back, but he gets annoyed.
This is a bit personal for me. Please give me some space.
>>7028601
Aye aye, Sir.
>>7028655
Sorry, buuut I was told not to talk to virgins like you.
>>7028616
Close enough, matey.
>>7028657
>>7028667
Aayy-
Who the hell are you? I didn't invite ye on this here ship.
Welcome to the open ocean, lads!
>>7028659
>>7028571
Mate, you're already aboard, please stop standing in two places simultaneously.
>>7028597
>>7028665
Brainnssssssss
>>7028674
>I was too busy running from the bus stop in a blind attempt to enter the game to see someone already did.
>>7028669
a-asshole-chan... pl-please don't leave me...
>ramsay
>>7028674
You think you can tell me what to do you scallwag? Talkin like I ain't an expert of the high se-
What the hell's a quarter mast mean?
>>7028634
>t. Ramsay
>>7028674
>sails.
>>7028675
Wait no, leave me alone!
>>7028674
("This why pairing up is such dumb idea...")
Fine, the X is north of instead of south! Can we not argue over this now!?
>>7028674
>>7028671
Captain, you say? Are you not sure you meant something else entirely?
>>7028669
>can never talk to this qt because virgin
suffering
>>7028705
>t. KK
>>7028671
I am a last minute entrant! Forgive me for not making my introduction more formal.
I am Iida Tenya, a student who wishes to grasp a better understanding of evil crimes committed at sea.
I assume you are the captain?
>>7028674
I-I have to sail this thing?
I don't have the slightest hint on how to navigate on the ocean...
>>7028718
We are stopping to trade for equipment, yes?
I am running low on healthy beverages...
...
>>7028674
My, it's been a while since I've sailed across the sea like that. Feels good to be back.
>>7028718
Well, sucks to be you, I suppose.
Should I avafag Johnny Sins?
He has been in a lot of situations , so I think he would fit in the setting of HG
>>7028718
I just have a water gun does that work?
>>7028719
Misuzu-chan said that your kind is the worst, so it must be true~
>>7028718
His legs, though large in size, are still far from seaworthy.
>>7028735
NO LOLLYGAGGING ABOARD THE PEARL!
>whacks with belay pin
>>7028753
Can ye make it look like a real one, or convince someone it is?
>>7028735
Hmmm?
>she looks down to her side to see the boy snoring on the table, something that annoys her
>she decides to kick him out of his chair
Wake up.
>>7028735
>Clears throat loudly.
>>7028735
>>7028704
>Hops over towards
>>7028760
I know that feeling, but it'll stop if you start jumping up and down! That's all!
>>7028667
i meant the dog you fucking walnut
>>7028718
Uuuh, first time for everythin? Ye be looking at the, uh, freshest captain to comandeer this here ship.
It can't be that hard to tell other scallywags what to do, ye?
>>7028728
Uuuh, ye, of course I am. Don't question why me attire be, uh, consisten of candian mountie clothes. I...uh, stole it.
Yarr.
>>7028760
YAAAAARRRRGHHHH
>>7028735
>Hibiki slams down a stack of paper work on the table he's resting on.
>>7028760
I can paint it black cap, ill do my best!
>>7028743
Why would you NOT avafag Johnny Sins?
>>7028797
I really should
He's been a criminal, teacher, fireman, astronaut, everything you can think off
>>7028760
And now we know why he's known for his legs, eh?
>>7028758
How am I supposed to lose my virginity if I can't talk to you?
>>7028760
>>7028761
>>7028786
>>7028766
>the combination of all the loudness and the force of the kick wakes Otto up
WAH! Wh-what's going on!? Is there a fire?! We need to get everyone out pronto!
>>7028769
>Otto turns to look at the zombie hopping towards him
I-It's even worse than a fire, it's the undead getting reanimated!
>>7028809
I don't feel like singing at all!
>>7028816
>Hibiki just starts working on the stack he set down, only giving Otto a side glance of acknowledgement.
>>7028809
What will we do with the drunken sailor...
>>7028829
Hey, why the long face, sweetheart?
>>7028814
Silly, you can't lose your virginity! If you're a virgin, you'll probably stay one until you die!
>>7028809
Yarrr, I don't even know what a belay pin be mate-
OW WHAT THE FUCK.
>>7028816
You were sleeping. You tell me.
>>7028718
Cannons... cannons...
>All except one of the cannons are already in use. The one that isn't in use is old and rusted.
....Oh, joy.
>>7028760
>They roll onto the enemy ship, and quickly runs into the captain's quarter, taking the knife out of their mouth and chucking it right at the back their head. But, the knife missed, alerting the captain of Loto's presence.
("Ooooh boy, I really missed... crap.")
>The captain charges at Loto with their cutlass, swinging wildly at the them. Each strike was avoided with ease with their superior agility.
>Jumping back, and pinning themselve onto a wall, Loto sends fire straight from their fingertips to light the captain on fire.
("Whew... thank you Starry Ring...")
>>7028809
>As that action packed night passes, Loto merely sits near the edges of the ship, hearing the hysterical laughter behind them.
>>7028848
That doesn't even make sense, everyone was a virgin at one point.
>>7028809
>she carries on not worried by it.
>>7028816
>The slow Hopping continues
You look tasty.
>>7028848
So are you a virgin? The answer must be yes.
>>7028860
my dick came out last when my mom gave birth
>>7028809
Do NOT MAN THE GUNS! HIDE!
>>7028779
Only if you expect them to listen, savvy?
>>7028816
>smashes with belay pin again
STOP PANICKING!
>>7028816
>she snickers at his confusion
I see you don't know what is going on. Just take a good around you and you will know all that you need to.
>>7028843
>Otto takes a paper off the top and quickly reads over it
Um, sir? I don't understand this language.
>Otto grabs more papers off the top
I-I can't do any of these with the weird squiggling on them!
>>7028852
I don't know...everything seems to be in order besides the zombie. Why did you wake me up if everything was alright?
>>7028864
I don't think so, ma'am! My diet doesn't contain any vitamins at all! All I do is drink and eat little to nothing each day. If you die into me you'll bite into nothing.
>>7028846
I'm bored, but I don't wanna sing! So I guess that's the reason behind it!
>>7028860
I wasn't.
>>7028867
No?
>>7028874
I'm good at hide and seek, because I like moles.
>>7028893
You were born with a penis inside of you?
>>7028893
So, tell me, what IS a virgin? There's a definition that seems to be escaping you.
>>7028893
Do... Do you even know what a virgin is?
>>7028874
Have they gone? RIGHT, BACK OUT AGAIN!
...
>>7028874
Well, I'm intimidated. Time to hide.
>>7028893
You know, doing something out of boredom actually helps you cure the boredom itself. Singing, for example.
>>7028874
("That... that is an entirely different ghost ship...")
>Loto quickly jumps into a barrel.
>>7028932
...But I work perfectly on my own.
>>7028907
I don't think so. That would be just weird~
>>7028910
>>7028911
Virgin is the word you use to describe a guy who only thinks about boobs and naughty things, right?
>>7028933
>hugs
>>7028874
If they don't be listenen, then I'll just whip their arses into shape until the do-
GHOST SHIPS ON THE STARBOARD BOW, GET US THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MATEYS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TAKE THE WHEEL? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PILOT THIS SHIT.
>>7028874
>Otto gets smacked again, but this time it leaves a bruse on his cheek
I-I'm sorry sir! I promise I won't ever go to bed ever again!
>>7028890
>Otto, still dazed and confused, looks around
I don't get it ma'am. What's going on that was so important that you had to wake me in such a violent manner?
>>7028891
Because I felt like it. I'm bored and restless.
>>7028942
Nonononono. That is a pervert.
>>7028942
No, that would be a pervert.
>>7028933
here you go
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozug-WU2B8U
>>7028874
But ghosts are nice.
>>7028891
But your brains look so big~
>she's getting close now
>>7028932
>Keeps playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOKwewc9dns
>>7028934
But I don't wanna, so I don't know what to do now!
>>7028891
Sir, I'd ask that you'd refrain from handling these reports.
>Hibiki takes the several papers back, seemingly reading over them in the process.
Maybe you should learn more languages then. I'm sure as a merchant it would help your business.
>>7028944
why he get much attention than me?
.............it hurts...
>>7028955
>>7028956
Are you sure about that? Even Misuzu-chan said that I was right, so it must be correct!
>>7028978
because hes a slut
>>7028980
I'm pretty sure. Tell me, have you had sex before?
>>7028963
My, what a difficult person you are. You're not really planning to idle forever, right?
>>7028978
>why he get much attention than me?
I think we know why.
>>7028960
>not https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8
>>7028978
you should ask him
>>7029001
>having shit taste
>>7028950
>she sighs audibly, clearly irritated by his cluelessness.
Don't you get it my dear boy? We are in our game of death! Though you were lucky enough to not be a part of the reaping now, that may not be the case very soon.
>>7028961
>kissu
>smacks ass
>grabs tits
>>7029005
>expecting good taste on /trash/
fuckin lmao
>>7028985
I've been married three times, but I don't think so~
>>7028991
I don't know, but I don't feel like singing and nothing is happening. Do you have any ideas?
>>7029001
>>7028960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yVHD2qvEEk
>>7028954
How do you suppose I'll fix that, ma'am? I may be a merchant, but I don't carry any medicine on me. I could get you a pillow and a blanket, maybe if you're lucky this drink called "hot chocolate", but that's all.
>>7028961
>Otto backs away as she gets close
Y-You seem friendly, but I don't think I can let you get close to me. If you're looking for something to eat I can assure you there is finer food out there than my brain.
>>7028970
You know I'm a merchant? Correct me if I'm wrong, but we've never met before. How would you know this much about a mystery man you've just met?
>>7029028
You've been married? Three times? How old are you!? You look like you're in high school!
>>7028932
The Pearl is sailing again! Do not work about the leaks!
>>7029044
go fucking kill yourself you stupid attention whore
Post the funniest moments in Hg history
Whether it be a game or a sperg session, do it
>>7029052
>shit i forgot to take my ava off
>>7029054
I need to screenshot those since I got fireshot.
>>7029028
If nothing's happening, let's make something happen. Let's cause some chaos.
>>7029049
This ship is not like my old "Pharaoh", but it's alright.
>>7029049
Now if I see a single one of you scurvy dogs question why I have a video of a man swinging his dick around on the poop deck, I'm sending your arse to the deep blue.
GOT I-
>CONK
>>7029049
Me, captain? Why me, I haven't done anything noteworthy.
>>7029008
That is quite problematic, but I'm not afraid of these battles anymore. I've grown accustomed to them, as I'm sure you and everyone else have as well. That being said, I think you may want to pay more attention to these games than to me.
>>7029052
Excuse me ma'am? I don't think I heard you clearly. If you'd like I could give you a hug to sooth that disgusting expression on your face.
>>7029044
I'm restless because I haven't moved in over 24 hours. I just need something to distract me.
>>7029049
You don't need it.
>>7029044
>>7029059
>i mean hugs
>>7029010
>feels none of it
>Still blushes anyway
Can I bite you?
>>7029044
Food? Where?
>>7029049
........... *DEEP THOUGHTS*
>>7029049
>>7029081
I've been promoted to commodore
>>7029095
Can I fuck you first?
>>7029085
>>7029088
>wait for me to correct myself next time hply shit dumb ass
>>7029095
>>7029098
AHOY MATEY, I APPEAR TO HAVE TAKEN A SWIM WITH THE FISHIES, IF YOU'D MIND GIVING ME YER ARM SO THAT I CAN PULL MYSELF U-
>Pulls the zombie down into the ocean
Shit.
>>7029098
I am surprised that there are better duelists than I am. At least I went down fighting.
>>7029087
You've been still for an entire day!? M-Ma'am, are your legs broken? Do you need me to carry you to a hospital? We need to get you somewhere fast if you've been still for that long!
>>7029095
>>7029010
This man! You know he wants you to eat him when he does all these things to you. This is what we call "love", and if you're in love you must eat the person that harbors such strong feelings for you.
>>7029045
Old enough to marry someone three times!
>>7029049
I think that means I did well~
>>7029069
That sounds mean. How about we try to find a rainbow?
Post steam wishlists and guess avas
>>7029098
>>7029127
Crossing blades with a pirate have never proven to be a wise choice.
>>7029108
You seem really mad. Maybe you should lay down and rest?
>>7029098
Commo-
>They look at the girl playing the harmonica
Please, can you quiet down? Having a talk here.
Uh... anyways, what's a Commodore?
>>7029146
Alright, I think we are facing the problem from earlier again. Do you know what marriage is?
>>7029142
...
>She looks at her lap. There's some weird, spooky-looking blob in her lap, with a strange skull marking on it.
It's been sleeping. I can't feel my legs.
>>7029156
Why would you clean it if it gets more dangerous from it? I don't get it~
>>7029146
A-A rainbow? Well, I guess you have to wait for rain to pass by to see it. But my journey has come to an end. Find the rainbow without me and cure your boredom at once.
TACO, TACO, TUESDAY! HAHAHAHA!
good night
>>7029044
My line of work involves gathering information, plus it helps knowing places where I can procure supplies from.
>He has begun stacking the completed papers next to the stack of ones yet to be completed.
>>7029142
>>7029125
>>7029107
>Falls to the bottom of the ocean.
>>7029156
I got one question for ye, if you wanna stay on this here ship.
How do you feel about replacing a young lass I may or may not have accidentally sunk?
>>7029188
Kill yourself
>>7029156
Alright, name your price. I can pay it.
>>7028945
But you do know how to drive a stolen police van. And a hotdog cart. You got this.
>>7029162
A captain is a captain of a single ship. So, what if one person owns two boats, eh? Need another captain for the second one, but you're in charge of them. The captain of captains.
>>7029188
NO SLEEPING ABOARD THE PEARL
>whacks with belay pin
>>7029193
>puts on rebreather
>goes to the bottom of the ocean
>fucks you
>cums inside you
>swims back to shore
>>7029213
Did you need a rebreather for that? Normal scuba equipment should have sufficed
>>7029188
Bye Red.
>>7029167
It's when two people like each other a lot, so they decide to live together and make babies! That's how I was created~
>>7029179
That seems like too much work alone, so I'll pass.
>>7029209
One of them looks just like you!
>>7029206
None of those things be sailed on the ocean, laddie. I'm pretty sure I've sunken 2 ships by now.
I'll just let you captain the wheel. I'll, uh, sing for morale like any good captain should.
>>7029209
LOOOOOWWWLAAAAANNDS
LOOWLAAANDS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
>>7029209
A boat wreck, really. Death by lifeboat. Ironic.
>>7029213
>bites into tube that filters oxygen as you begin to fuck
>This is why you don't fuck zombies in the sea anon.
>>7029242
I got an idea. Let's crash this ship into Seth Rollins' house....Wherever the fuck Davenport is.
Can this thing fly like that ghost ship you always hear about?
>>7029209
Ahhh... so, that is a commodore.
("Pirates are strange with their titles and rules, if they have any...")
>>7029252
I have all the things I need in my trusty bag.
>>7029174
>Otto looks down at her lap as well, and sees whatever that blob-like creature sleeping away
What are you letting sleep on your lap!?
>Otto runs over and slaps the blob off her lap
Don't let random things sleep on your lap like that! It could potentially cause you harm!
>>7029192
...
>Otto picks up some of the completed papers and looks over them
There's a lot of names of people I've seen here...
>he starts flipping through until he finally gets to one with his name
Ot...to...Swu-in? Th-this one's mine! Who gave you the right to write about me!?
>>7029193
>Otto looks over the ocean to see the girl fall deeper in. He puts his hand into the ocean to try and save her, but the attempt was futile
May she rest in peace. She may have been evil by nature, but her heart was in the right place.
>>7029252
This way I'm closer to the water!
>>7029261
>>7029252
Now that's a great idea, laddie. ALL SAILORS, PREPARE TO CRASH THIS SHIP ALL OVER THE LAND WITH NO SURVIVORS!
Whatddya mean you're mutinying me now? I'm the captai- URGHK!
>>7029252
>>7029261
The Flying Dutchman is not Dutch, nor a man, and it most certainly does not fly.
>>7029271
Forgive me if I'm wrong but, making notes is not against the law.
>Hibiki turns his head to give Otto a cold stare, then resumes his checking of the reports.
Now, if you wouldn't mind putting those back, because theft is against the law.
>>7029299
FUCK REFLECTO
MY NIGGA
BIG FS FOR HIM
>>7029323
>The captain lies dead on the floor
>All the sailors on the ship are either sword fighting each other for captainship or cowering in fear
>>7029299
>>7029323
>>7029333
Best of luck then, eh?
>>7029299
...Hello, I am trying to speak to you here.
>RIP my man Relfecto.
>>7029342
And, they've yet to replace the cannon. Perfect...
>>7029342
>>7029271
>Puru reaches up and catches the hand.
It's sleeping! It's some sort of...spirit. It looked harmless.
>>7029365
>First mate Mitch carries a flintlock pistol within this leaves, pointed at the thief.
>All the shakes and bumps of the ship set off the gun, shooting him.
>>7029326
Right, my apologies
>Otto gathers the notes back up and makes sure to put them back in order
It's a little off-putting to have someone write down notes about you. Imagine spending your entire life as some background person who did nothing of importance only to find out some random man has jotted down notes about you. You can see how someone like that might get a weird feeling from this.
>>7029400
I know it's sleeping, which is why I decided to slap it! Don't you think you deserve to get up and walk around without having to act as a makeshift mother for some weird creature you've never seen before?
>>7029410
WAIT WHAT THE FLYING FU-
>Bang!
>Fucking dies
>>7029379
>>7029410
Fine sailor, Mitch. His greenness never abates no matter how much salt washes aboard
>>7029432
What makes you think it's a good idea to make it angry!?
>>7029451
>>7029432
>Hibiki gives a skeptic side glace.
I'd assume it'd be flattering, having you be remembered in these documents instead of some headstone you'd get when you perish, which may I add would eventually fade.
>>7029451
>>7029437
>>7029271
>Very, very slowly hops out of the ocean
>>7029488
Who said it's angry!? Even so, who cares if it is or not? You have two legs to run with if it gets mad, right? You've sat there for too long, so I can imagine your legs would like a good run.
>>7029503
Yeah, about that..
I want you to read to me what you put down on my file.
>>7029490
>>7029509
...In light of captain blacksmith Ambrose's death, I find it only fitting to promote you, first mate apprentice Mitch, to captain blacksmith of the forge!
>>7029521
>Otto looks over to see the water's unrest, but dismisses it
No...it can't be. She drowned there. Nobody, not even the undead, could survive something like that.
>>7029543
I don't WANT to make it angry. I think it..likes me.
And I can't even feel my legs right now.
>>7029551
>There is no discernable reaction from the plant, it's leaves swaying in the wind
>A stray canon shot obliterates a nearby sailor, whose hat happens to fly through the air before landing on top of the plant.
>>7029551
>>7029562
>You feel something behind you
>>7029543
>He lets out a slightly annoyed sounding sigh and goes through the papers until he finds Otto's, mumbling out a.
If you learned to read you'd be able to do it yourself..
>>7029576
Fucking Christ... JUST FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY!
THREE CHEERS FOR CAPTAIN BLACKSMITH MITCH!
>>7029576
>>7029574
HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!
>>7029572
If you're sure about this, then I guess I can't do anything. If you ask me I think you may be a little too young to act as a mother figure to that...hand.
>>7029580
>Otto turns around to see the zombie girls standing right behind him. His face goes from a normal pale to a ghostly white
Y-You're back!? You...b-but how...th-this isn't normal! Y-You should have died!
>>7029609
>>7029596
If you insist, mate.
>>7029592
Damn, girl. you're pretty cute when you're upset.
>>7029609
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7029626
Congratulations, Lac. Thank you for hosting, Captain.
Someone finish this freakshow already so that the REAL star of this dump can come out to play.
>>7029626
I believe this calls for a celebration! DRINKS ALL AROUND!
>>7029644
>>7029646
Here's your pay chart.
>>7029644
>Shoots
>>7029626
Ughhhh... fuck.
Congratulations Lac. Thank you for hosting.
>>7029626
Congratulations, Lac, and thanks for hosting Captain!
>>7029592
For your information I do know how to read!
>Otto takes one of the files and starts writing on the back of it, eventually showing it to Hibiki
See? I can read and write as well, but the difference is the languages we know.
>>7029628
Leave it to a dumb thief to not know that's a boy.
>>7029646
thanks for hosting, captain!
>>7029646
Congrats.
>>7029654
Thanks for the game.
>>7029656
Could have sworn I saw you....no, it couldn't have been.
...
Roleplaying.
>>7029646
Congratulations. Lac, whoever you might be.
Thank you for the ride, Captain Jack.
>>7029656
I told you to pay more attention.
>>7029653
So I see that mad dog is around aswell. I heard he is doing some little clownesque act together with that...Thing from RAW, what was his name again? Some guy with the habit of losing belts.
>>7029654
Thank you for the light, my good man. Now get out of my spotlight.
>>7029670
>I'm trying. It's really not something I'm good at. I need more images to do it as well.
>>7029621
>Her stiff arms go around him, now inches away from each other.
Can I bite you?
>>7029654
Thank you?
>>7029663
Oh, I know he's a boy~
>throws burg out onto a table
>>7029683
>>7029669
>>7029665
>>7029660
>>7029656
>>7029637
>>7029694
>He's already pissed away his coin getting pissed, but a large supply of rum remains as thanks for your service, in addition to your pay
>>7029628
... I am a man.
>It's definitely starting to get annoying to him now.
>>7029646
Congratulations.
Thank you for allowing me to watch and take notes of this event.
>>7029663
Hm?
>Hibiki looks over the paper, he concludes the handwriting to be.. Acceptable, though he does look a little annoyed that the merchant wrote on the back of a report.
Ah yes, the language from your world, it's easy enough to understand.
>>7029707
>picks up burg
Thank you.
>>7029713
I'm playin with ya! Don't look so bummed! Here, bring it in for a hug! It'll make you feel better.
>>7029654
>>7029646
That was under welling for sure.
>>7029621
>It looks like a ghost. Namely, the pokemon Duskull.
...And? If it wants to be here, why not? I just don't want to disturb it...
>>7029654
Congratulations. And thank you.
>>7029694
Eeek!
>while panicked he tries pushes the girl away from him and booking it
You! Go back to the hell you came from! We have no use for demons like you!
>>7029705
...
Oh right! For a moment I forgot you were a girl. Your hair says otherwise, and if I'm not looking at you right you seem boyish.
>>7029707
>Steals
Let's just hope I don't get turned into a cheeseburger this time.
>>7029687
>The plant distracts the miz long enough for a revived captain ambrose to come up from behind and smack him on the side of the head.
>>7029742
>slowly chases after him, hopping all the way
>>7029726
>Hibiki takes a step back, avoiding her.
Please refrain from physical contact, sudden movements make me uneasy.
Hey.
>>7029755
Cute.
>>7029772
Aren't you that library guy I met last night?...If not whoops, my bad.
>>7029753
>The Miz falls down facefirst. With rage covering hsi face, he stands up to meet his assailant, his anger only growing when he sees the ugly face of Dean Ambrose.
Why wait a few more hours when we can settle this RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW!
>>7029775
Hellooooo.
>>7029775
Yo.
>>7029713
You can read what I wrote down...?
S-Sir, this is getting scary. If I may ask, have you ever been to the Kingdom of Lugnica?
>>7029736
What I'm trying to say is that you're taking in a whole new kind of responsibility. Accepting that...thing will be tough for someone as young as you. It's like a domesticated dog...except it's not.
>>7029755
>Otto shrieks again, running even fast before he eventually trips and falls
S-Stay back! I may not look like it, but I'm strong! I don't want to kill you, but I will if I have to!
>>7029692
Hey, at least you're giving it a go! I find it helps a lot to pass the time
>>7029775
Hello.
>>7029795
>>7029799
>>7029808
How are we doing this evening?
>>7029775
You look like you're having a little trouble, sir. Do you need any help?
Hey... guys... I've got some really bad news...
>>7029802
...It's a ghost? What could it need?
>>7029819
I'm good thanks.
>>7029654
Thanks for hosting matey.
ATTENTION EVERYONE.
Tonight's RigginsMania will be a tight special.
AS IT WILL BE CO-HOSTED ALONGSIDE DEAN AMBROSE'S SUPERSLAM.
That's right, you're getting two games at the same time for the price of one.
Albeit one is largely better than the other, we'll both use the same roster so that my little brother doesn't get too squashed ratings wise.
AND THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WILL BE IN 10 MINUTES.
SO GET YOUR BEST GEARS READY, YOU'RE DOING DOUBLE DUTY TONIGHT.
>>7029815
It seems rather quiet today, nothing too out of the ordinary has happened.
>>7029802
>she falls on top of him and gets ready to bite.
I have pituitary adenoma... which are cancerous brain tumors...
>>7029792
Settle what? That's just your new years greeting buddy. We got a good few hours between then and Smackdown, can't talk to a GOOD FRIEND of mine about life? How's your shitty acting career? How's arguing with the boss every day of the week? How's just being a failure at life my good dear pal, The Miz?
>>7029845
Aaaand there goes all the peace and quiet.
>>7029790
You're not mistaken, I am, what would make you believe otherwise?
>>7029802
No, I have not, I only know of it. I cannot actually travel there from here, just back to where I'm from.
>He takes the now slightly unprofessional looking paper and puts it in the correct stack.
>>7029855
lmao
>>7029825
Ghosts eat food, drink water, and need exercise...right? I-I actually wouldn't know, but you can't just ignore it. In a way it's like a transparent pet.
>>7029835
>Otto picks up the mans head
Are you sure? You might want this back. It's important if you're going to walk around here.
>>7029845
> H Y P E
>>7029845
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>7029863
Mm. I dunno...You got any money yet? Still waiting on you to treat me to lunch.
>>7029879
I...don't know. I thought ghosts didn't even exist.
>>7029879
Ssssh. Just ignore it.
>>7029846
Splendid.
>>7029848
>Otto wimpering and crying gets intenser as she falls onto him
P-Please don't do this! I-I have so much to live for! If I die now I won't get to experience all the things I want to!
>>7029863
Is that so...Still, I demand you read to me what was written about me! I have a right to know what was said about me and if need be to correct any kind of false information!
>>7029881
fucking kill yourself
>>7029862
Let me counter that with my own questions ''friend'':
How does it feel seeing your only friend get murdered by an old man from Canada? How does it feel being seperated from your brother? How does it feel that your own woman has more balls than you ever will? How does it feel that you lost your belt to a fat Canadian? How does it feel knowing that you are just a third choice after yours truly and AJ Styles?
How does it feel knowing that I will grind you into the dust with a Skull Crushing Finale and pin you down for the 3 second count tonight?
Don't answer that. The only thing going through your head is my boot when I am done with you.
Happy 2017, Dean Ambrose.
>The Miz
>>7029892
I believe I went over this, I won't give you any money.
>He crosses his arms over his chest.
You should support yourself.
>>7029914
Is that why you wanted me to read it?
>He just continues working instead of fulfilling the merchants request.
I already know the information is correct, there's no need to fact check beyond my normal fact checking.
>Hibiki
>>7029914
>Bites neck <3
THREAD IN 1 MINUTE
F5 THAT DAMN CATALOG
>>7029948
Man, that's a lot of words I just listened through. Almost like you're an actor or something.
Well I ain't one to talk words, so I'm just gonna say this for ya.
Superslam's next.