HG Thread / Hunger Games Thread
>>7012358
What's the difference?
>>7012362
That's a cute pup
>>7012362
Is this the thread where we post cute animal gifs?
>>7012364
Rats carry diseases
>>7012372
Oh okay.
>>7012398
Yes
>>7011002
Buuuut only a huuusband does thaaat to a wiiife!
>>7012400
I thought they carry cheese.
>>7012412
>says yes
>posts a webm
Don't ever talk to me or my son again
>>7012412
This dude has balls the size of grapefruits.
>>7012380
An interesting mobile suit.
>>7012419
We all know you have a dick, Ploo, you can do it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OpLg5vIoG3w
>>7012412
I'm fine with that.
>>7012427
S-sorry
>>7012398
>>7012436
If you hit a shark on the nose it'll swim away pretty quickly.
>>7012550
QUICK! A SHARK HIS BITTEN YOU AND YOU'RE STILL BETWEEN ITS TEETH! WHAT DO YOU DO?!
>>7012454
Well Wiggins I did! I Got some points and we are still in second in the league table
>>7012627
Punch it in the gills.
It actually works.
>>7012627
Cows kill more people than sharks do.
>>7012627
Stick your thumb in its eye
>>7012623
>>7012699
Finally, a bait filename
>>7012699
Was that a monkey or a nigger
Lurkers awaken.
>>7012450
There's not even ooooone image on the internet of thaat!
Exceeept for Iris..
>>7012756
ohayou
>>7012627
Wait for it to taste that I'm not it's food and swim to safety where I'll seek medical attention.
>>7012639
Nice, we're still garbage. Every landfill eventually gets covered up and turns into a nice lookin hill one day though. One day.
>>7012760
Exactly, now get me prego, Plutibooty.
>>7012756
No.
>>7012788
>ramsay
Newplut > Oldplut
>>7012756
>>7012770
Yes one day but if I can turn Liverpool around then you guys can do it too!
>>7012756
I don't wanna
>>7012806
hop on this dick
>>7012798
>tugs at the bunny ears.
>>7012800
Thanks captain obvious
>>7012810
Did you hear? Alfred has a girllfriend
>>7012812
Stop being lewd.
>>7012756
>>7012816
I don't rp.
>>7012826
host
I want to hug Lum.
>>7012756
But I was taking a nap
>>7012821
Really? With who?
>>7012844
Muffet
>>7012835
>not knowing that brantsteele isn't working correctly
Literally who
>>7012756
blll
>>7012807
Just have to deal with the shit for now. Least I'll only have to put up with 3 years of it includin this season. Fans on the other hand, Timberwolves haven't made the playoffs since 2004
>>7012844
The French spider.
>>7012756
>>7012843
I'll nap with you.
>>7012851
It works on my computer
>>7012864
You can nap at the bottom of a lake
>>7012835
Maybe later, mau.
>>7012756
>>7012868
The roster specifically. Resets every time you load a new page
>>7012756
>>7012868
The site isn't down it just resets back to the disclaimer page every time you finish putting in the tributes
>>7012849
>>7012860
Not gonna lie, I think my self esteem took a major hit...
>>7012756
>>7012890
She flirted once and now they're kissing like a married couple
>>7012799
D-Don't tell asshole-chan
>ramsay
>>7012890
It's kinda cancerous Forced shipping
>>7012788
>>7012890
Have some bread to alleviate the pain.
who got the get
>>7012912
Some autist named reigen.
>>7012912
Reigen and anon, we got both the 9s and 0s
>>7012912
Reigen and an anon
We got both gets
Fucking spider lovers. Ruining this damn country, watering down the white race.
>>7012858
Well If a team like Leicester city can win a league with the lowest odds then I'm sure the Timberwolves can make it to the playoffs.
>>7012912
The Yugi get was better desu
>>7012908
At least post the futa, baka.
>>7012756
>>7012894
>swats with newspaper
>>7012926
Dont say we didn't warn you. Hitler specifically spoke about the spider problem in Mein Kampf
>>7012927
Hey, it's technically possible this year. Technically. Basketball season is pretty low variance tho.
>>7012946
you did a great job man, someone has to btfo those pedos
The one time I wanna host and it does this bullshit.
>>7012883
>>7012878
>>7012890
Said he thinks of you like a best friend. People don't always act in a way that makes sense from an outside perspective, so don't take it personal.
>>7012912
Reigen and Ramsay saying "I want to fucking die"
>>7012756
What do you want? I was having a good dream, about noodles.
>>7012890
At least you had it to begin with. But why?
>>7012963
I came to bump the uid and call you fellas liars at the same time.
>>7012954
True that, basketball always goes everywhere on the odds.
>>7012897
They're kissing now...that's...well I am happy for em
>>7012907
Regardless I wish them the best.
>>7012909
Thanks bread friend...that kinda rhymed.
>>7012967
I'll try not too. Besides I found someone else I would dedicate my life too.
>>7012983
It's....complicated
>>7012985
Oh look day 1.
>>7012985
It's working again?
>>7012950
Wanna fight, m8?. ill fakin destroy your asshole, fag
>>7013002
Rooting for District 10 male
>>7013001
Complicated or painful?
>>7013015
>People still remember district 10 male
I am so mad that I lost my superslam win screen.
>>7013008
I don't think it was ever broken. I think anons are just liars.
>>7013001
So what's clouding your head friend?
>>7013031
I want to bet on...the woman.
>>7013009
>does it again
GET OFF MY LAPTOP
BAD DOG
>>7013022
Both you could say. In retrospect it's very silly to worry about.
>>7013037
Just...I had feelings for someone they didn't exactly share.
>>7013031
Jesus said it wasn't working but I can try it maybe.
First 24.
>>7013068
DIS IS MUH FUGGIN LAPTOP, U FAKIN FAG. if you want my laptop, you have to kill me first
>>7013092
TLHG Grimes
>>7013092
Gladiolus Amicitia
>>7013092
Klopp
>>7013092
Cirno
>>7013092
Sonata Dusk
>>7013092
Garma Zabi
>>7013092
Eggman-kun
>>7013092
Jeandong
>>7013092
Junpei Iori
>>7013092
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>7013092
Leos Klein
>>7013092
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>7013092
Lord Beerus
>>7013092
Avenger
>>7013092
Head pat harem
>>7013092
Loto
>>7013092
Garrett
>>7013092
Freakazoid!
>>7013087
May I be informed?
>>7013092
Puru Eight
>>7013092
Isaac
>>7013092
Belarus
>>7013092
Hustler-One
>>7013092
Fumi Kanno
>>7013146
I wouldn't worry about it. In fact I'm over it, all I care about now is making sure Mineva grows up well in a safe world.
I'm going to be the best uncle I can!
>>7013205
shut up homo
>>7013205
LITERAL FAGGOT
>>7013092
Sir Daniel Livingstone
>>7013216
I had a freaking fiancé...I'm not a homo.
>>7013205
>Eight is silent for a long moment, before awkwardly looking away.
...As you say, Admiral. As you say.
>>7013226
HEY!
>>7013258
Sup.
>>7013256
Something the matter? I know you told me you aren't loyal to the crown...
So...While we wait for the game to start, anyone up for Parcheesi?
>>7013283
Fucking cancer. At least I'm just a faggot
>>7013291
Yes! Whatever that is!
>>7013291
Parmesan cheese, you say? I haven't had the pleasure in months!
>>7013300
You're a turbo faggot.
>>7013312
Oh god dammit Grimes
>>7013312
Grimes you glorious son of a bitch
>>7013330
And you're a bigger tumor than liposarcoma.
>>7013363
God damn I'm a faggot
>>7013303
>>7013369
>kissu
I appear to have come down with a sudeen case of holy fuck I'm sick, so if someone wants to do this that'd be great.
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=SnbiE9SD
This has the roster and everything set up already.
>>7013303
It's not like I'm in any position to do anything.
>>7013369
I like this view
>>7013303
>>7013306
It's an old board game. From a simpler time before every child's' eyes were glued to smart phone screens and all they had to worry about was sitting too close to the TV.
>>7013314
No, but now that you mention it.
>pulls out a massive wheel of parmesan, and drops it on the table, knocking the board game away.
>>7013390
Is it like Monopoly?
>>7013390
I don't know what a smart phone is, either.
>>7013387
Aside from trying to eliminate a potential threat.
>>7013381
>>7013389
>
Got it, bloodbath
>>7013419
It would have been nice to have a teammate, but this is a free for all, right?
>>7013419
>"MAIN SYSTEM."
>"ENGAGING COMBAT MODE."
...
>>7013419
What? I'm trying to bring back Ricardo Montalbán from the dead.
>>7013415
You have my envy. I mean, yeah they're awesome for looking up funny videos about cats, but they turn people into zombies.
>>7013395
Yep, but much less friendship killing.
>>7012463
Is that... a Russian navy seal?
>>7013415
Haha, maybe if we were back in Side Three. But here death has no consequence.
>>7013390
Absolutely delightful! Allow me to do the honors, dear boy!
>He pulls out a large knife and cuts a wedge from the wheel
>>7013387
Admiral Zabi, or Garma as it were, do come over here. This man's brought a tremendous amount of Parmesan, and we shan't be able to finish it by ourselves!
>>7013419
Sharing is caring!
>>7013449
okie dokie loki, that sounds fun.
>>7013419
Day 1
bolin get out of our discord you faggot
>>7013478
Looks sweet.
>>7013478
I mean... I'm supposed to be dangerous, or something, right?
>>7013464
It doesn't? Even outside of these games?
>>7013449
...This is beside the point.
>>7013478
Night 1
>>7013528
Are you done?
>>7013528
Day 2
>>7013472
I'm sorry what? Parmesan?
>>7013520
Not even outside! I actually got stabbed to death my first day here.
>>7013107
Hey fucko, did my amazing Tigres make you lose money again?
>>7013528
I'm a nurse to my owies...
>>7013573
Let's find some people to befriend and/or rob.
>tfw grimes in the tlhg threads is the best thing to happen all year
Anyone else glad that 2016 is over? Could of just been me, but I was aboat done with it by last month.
>>7013528
Hey have you guys heard of Candle Jack?
>>7013520
True, because being on the point can hurt.
>pulls a thumbtack out of his pants.
Ow...like that.
>>7013573
Where's The Huntsman when ya need him?
>>7013576
>He's speaking with one half of his mouth while chewing with the other
Cheese, dear boy! A delightful variety of cheese! You do have dairy products back in Zeon, yes?
>>7013573
Thanks... I guess.
>>7013573
Night 2
>>7013599
Eh... it was okay. I'd say 2014 was the best year of my life so far. Gonna try and change that to 2017 though.
>>7013599
Whatcha talking about, it's Christmas not the new year.
>>7013622
Goodnight!
>>7013573
AGH! Gah...
>>7013601
...I was asking what that game was.
>>7013576
Huh. Weird.
...I guess that person I held up the other day probably shouldn't have been worried, then.
>>7013622
Thinking? I know I'll win.
>>7013622
Day 3
>>7013662
Found on- oh wait no it's just an ice fairy.
>>7013624
Things are already looking problematic for me. Economy's gonna take a dip, my neighbour has lost his mind. But hey, here's hoping for the best, eh?
>>7013637
Pardon? It's January the second, miss.
>>7013611
O-of course. But shouldn't it go with something?
>>7013639
It's still painful mind you. You never get used to it.
>>7013662
I mean, I don't really need it around here, but sure, why not?
>>7013670
>slaps your ass
waddup, babe? Name's Jean. I saw you from across the room and thought to myself, "Why am I not over there chatting it up with that total babe?".
>>7013679
Oh.
well... I took a very long nap.
>>7013639
Ooooh, Parcheesi? Well, it's played on a board, each player has a pair of dice and four pieces. The point of the game is to get all your pieces to the goal before everyone else by going once around the board. It's fun when you've got time to kill.
>>7013662
Heeey, you guys aren't the same group from earlier...where'd they go?
>>7013679
Always. Hopefully we will gather new friends and better our community as well.
>>7013690
But hitting me is not chatting me, and I'm not a baby I'm over alot of totally regular human years.
>>7013680
Properly? Absolutely! However, my foodstuffs distinctly lack abundance, and beggars are seldom choosers after all.
>>7013680
...I guess I shouldn't complain. I actually managed to get something to eat...
Maybe you're just sensitive to pain.
>>7013692
That sounds very...simple.
>>7013662
Night 3
>>7013691
You're telling me that you've been asleep for the past week or so?
>>7013705
Hopefully. Though. Hehehe. You'd have to forgive me aboat being skeptical on that one.
>>7013718
Haha! I am winning so much that I have disappeared from the game!
>>7013731
Yes, however long a week is, 30 days? yeah that much right? say you've got a leaf on your... uh... face?
>>7013706
Oh. Forgive my crude language. Gotta blame my upbringing on that one. I was just admiring your beauty is all. You come here often?
>jeandong leans against the wall trying to seem cool and hip for the blue girl
Oh, there was an arena first, sorry
I summon ______
>>7013718
Wasn't a sound decision of making, sorry but I can't have anyone in my way if I want to defeat the top ranked Arena Member.
>>7013748
I summon ______
>>7013744
Even if it's not me dying, still a bad way to go
>>7013739
It's a bit strange, but I don't really have a face. But the leaf is there for a reason! It's cultural!
Also because I don't want to be confused with Peru.
>>7013717
It is, and it's a lot of fun because anyone can play. Not like all these new games that you need a book the size of a dictionary to play.
>>7013744
BAD DOGS!
>>7013742
Not really, what about you?
>>7013744
Oh a doggi- ow! bad doggie! bad! very naughty of yo- ow! ow! stop it doggie!
>>7013744
>>7013718
Day 4
>>7013785
>pets the ball
>>7013785
What's a Peru? are you two twinsies? is that why you don't want to be confused since I heard twinsies hate being confused about eachothe- hey wait a minute how come you don't have any arms or legs or a mouth?!
>>7013791
Dude! Bail! BAIL!
>>7013791
Day 5
>>7013788
It sounds way too limited...
>>7013821
IMPOSSIBL-
>>7013797
Please don't touch me.
>>7013807
Peru's a country, like me, but we are certainly not twins. We have different languages, histories, cultures, weather, etc.
Also, because I'm not really a person. Like I said, I'm a country.
>>7013709
>>7013717
Forgive me, but something urgent has come up.
>>7013821
Feast
>>7013821
Bounty collections? Interesting...
>He averts his attention elsewhere.
...not worth it.
>>7013873
>that kill count
LOTO WILL WIN WITH THE SAVAGERY
>>7013869
Take a wedge for the road ahead. Until we meet again, Admiral!
>>7013865
You never said that, but wait, if you are a country, does that mean you have little people living in you.
>leans in closer to Canada
Oh Oh! can I be your Queen?
>>7013873
>>7013887
Welp.
What are you looking forward to, HG?
>>7013900
Congrats
>>7013907
Placements!
>>7013907
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
>>7013869
I see. Farewell, Admiral.
>>7013907
Congratulations, woman.
And thank you.
>>7013907
Congratulations Loto.
Thank you for hosting over for me.
I will now go back to wretching over my toilet.
>>7013911
Thanks for hosting, mau!
>>7013907
Congratulations, Loto
>>7013911
Thanks for hosting
>>7013911
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7013900
....
>With one swing from the bastard sword, Loto sits on the ground, and let's out a yawn.
>>7013907
Ahhh... feels nice just to relax.
>>7013911
A B S O L U T E
M A D M A N
>>7013897
I embody the country and it's people. Save for Québec, my sister, so no little people.
Also, sore-y, I already have a monarch.
>>7013911
Congratulations.
>>7013911
Thanks a bunch.
>>7013930
>kissu
>>7013950
Awwww....
oh well, gotta go, see you later Queback's older brother!
>>7013973
Yup. Take care.
I miss ___
>>7013956
>>7013935
>>7013932
>>7013930
>>7013923
>>7013917
>>7013914
You and everyone else are more than welcome! Hardly a proper round, but one nonetheless! However, I must bid you farewell. The local tribe is having a great feast, and has requested my presence. Until we meet again, always remember that your next adventure lay just beyond the horizon!
>>7013992
Medusa
>>7013992
Matoi
>Mfw there are newfags that are more relevant than me.
>>7013992
the will to keep on living
>>7014032
Cease you actions at once, NEWFAG! We of HG know that you are not an oldfag. It is required by HG law that you kill yourself at once!
Oldfags = 2015
Midfags = 2016
Newfags = 2017
>>7014057
>tfw I'm finally a midfag
>>7014057
kek.
someone will actually believe this.
>>7014057
>mfw I'm a midfag now
>>7014072
... are you serious nigga? That's the whole point of it.
>>7014057
>I'm an oldfag now
This isn't right. I don't want to be an oldfag.
>>7014057
>me
>oldfag
>>7014057
I'll always consider myself a newfag regardless.
anyone after march 2015 is newfag.
>>7013938
Ran through the simulation really quickly and capped this for you.
>>7014057
>I'm not an oldfag, please.
>>7014057
Does lurking around 2015 count as being an old fag?
>>7014139
>t. Eggman
>>7014095
>>7014170
Well that's fun.
>>7014121
>Thanks.
>>7014170
I mean, I'd be a midfag, but...
>>7014175
That's just adorable now.
>>7014170
>Greaaaaaaaaaaat....
>>7013911
thanks for hosting
>>7014170
>tfw I'm not an oldfag so I don't have to take the mega shitposting
>>7014057
>>7014057
>haven't even been here for a year
>now a midfag
I'm proud.
>tfw im an ancient fag
Oldfags: 1954
Midfags : 2001
Newfags : 2069
>>7014240
>referring to yourself as an ancientfag and not an originalfag
Kys newfag
>>7014240
Fun idea is it not? But grim! Grim because it reminds us of how much oh so precious time we've wasted!
Well, YOU'VE wasted. I've got an eternity to do whatever I want with!
>>7014268
no, he's an ancient fag
he's 89 years old and gay
>>7014238
>only here for a week
>now a midfag
>>7014301
>two fucking days
>midfag
>>7014289
Hello Daedric Prince of Madness.
>>7014301
>>7014313
They grow up so fast.
>joined 2 seconds ago
>originfag already
What if HG was around 10-years ago?
>>7014335
Imagine the shitposting
>>7014289
Time, my old nemesis!
>>7014335
None of us would be here save for the 2hus
>>7014335
You would still be a newfag.
>>7014335
Naruto and Happy Tree Friends circlejerks
>>7014335
>>7014335
So if HG existed in 2007?
it would mostly consist of Naruto, DBZ, and characters from Newgrounds
Also did the books even get released before 2007? if not, Brantsteele would sue the writer of Hunger Games for stealing his idea and he would never have problems with the cost of running the servers
>>7014315
Hello! Greetings! Welcome! Now GO AWAY!!! SCOOTCH!!! LEAP FROM A CLIFF!!! Oh! How about all the above!
>>7014324
Oh it's JUST SO BEAUTIFUL IS IT NOT!?! Ah the youth. So much unspoiled innocence!
>>7014347
HA!!! Well now, look who it is! Or who it isn't... I forget which, OH RIGHT YOU!!! Yes. The man with the bees!
>>7014383
>not one piece
>not bleach
>not any other shitty anime
>>7014408
That too
>>7014398
I suppose, Mister.
>>7014383
I wouldn't mind a Death Note circle jerk.
>>7014398
>Toots
>>7014398
But I'm immortal. How would those do anything to me?
We've existed for 24 months, so dividing it into three 8 month period makes more sense.
Oldfag: before September 2015
Midfag: September 2015 - April 2016
Newfag: After April 2016
>>7014383
>Implying it wouldn't be BR and be based on Battle Royale
>>7014484
>>7014484
Yeah, but you'd have to keep changing it the further down the line we exist, unless you add in a fourth name for the next 8-month period.
>>7014421
You suppose?! DOES ART NOT TRIGGER SOMETHING IN THAT LITTLE BRAIN OF YOURS!?! Art that consists of BLOOD, DEATH, HATRED, and oh so much DRAMA!?!
>>7014434
Do tell. How has this life been treating you. YOU BETTER HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING OF NOTE LITTLE MORTAL!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFAH!!! People with nothing to show for their time bore me oh so much! So I fix them! BY THROWING THEIR HELPLESS BODIES INTO A VOLCANO!!! A word of advice, try swimming in lava! It is very soothing!
>>7014453
How? How would they not?! WHY NOT!?! WHY NOT THROW YOURSELF INTO THE ABYSS!?!
>>7014484
I'll make it easier for you:
March-April 15 = Oldfag
May 15 - current = cancer
>>7014520
Of course. That's not difficult. It can be a fun little thing that doesn't matter that acts as like a milestone
>>7014484
>tfw you're a midfag now
Please no. I'd rather be a newfag.
>>7014533
Just like you
>>7014542
Like all of us
>>7014520
That's how it generally works, even by 4chan standards. Except after a while with floods of new people browsing the site due to mass events (an example: The Fappening), they stop making it longer and longer and just start calling them newer names besides Newfag (Such as cancerfag)
>>7014522
Well I do know some art about death, but I don't really remember anything about drama.
Is there gonna be a game or not? Getting bored here.
>>7014528
>implying oldfags aren't cancer
Yeah okay bud
I wish humans had the ability to produce vitamin C on their own
>>7014575
Maybe later if I'm not feeling sick. Or if someone else hosts.
>>7014528
>>7014484
>Jesus Christ. I really hate myself for being here this long.
>>7014565
This entire place is a masterpiece! So much of all the things I love confined into a single place!? HA!!! I'm in heaven! Wish there were more cosmic explosions though! Spice things up a bit!
>>7014575
I'm leaning towards no for now.
There was exactly 2.56 lbs of goldfish pretzels in here a few days ago
>>7014383
dibs on Sasuke
>>7014547
That's a terrible exaggeration
>>7014633
Did you eat them?
>>7014650
Is that a JoJo reference?
>>7014657
Been eating them for a little while
Total sodium is... 350mg
>>7014633
>pretzels
disgusting
>>7014522
I would certainly try, but a volcano is no realm for BEES to live in.
Naturally, I have BEEn doing my sworn duty over the past year. A BEE's time is transient, and I will, too, BEE gone come one year or three!
>you guys have been in this thread for 3 hours now
>>7014674
I like salt
>>7014633
That sounds good.
>>7014682
How long were you in TLHG?
>>7014682
ok retard
>>7014696
maybe an hour?half hour? I left a while ago.
Oh wait. I read it wrong. Total sodium is 2400mg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wEsxbrLdUc
I'll host when I get home from dinner, but it might be an hour away
>>7014681
Three? Why not four? TEN!?! A MILLION!?! You mortals and your sense of time! OH!!! It's just so adorable.
>>7014709
are they big pedos like everyone else thinks?
>>7014755
They told me a story about how an 8 year old girl got knocked up and had to go get an abortion. You tell me.
>>7014755
They are.
>>7014742
>kissu
>>7014769
Jesus christ
Man they're really gonna fire me if I keep arriving late at work.
Alright boys, we'll have to do this pretty quick. Or not actually, I heard the opening segment will be another 20 minute Authority promo, as usual. It's not like RAW's gonna get any good anytime soon.
10 minutes before impact. Cool off them timers and F5 the fuck out of that catalog. RigginsMania 42th is under way.
>>7014769
what a fucking wonderful story
>>7014742
I'll host a quick game in a few minutes since I'm feeling a bit better now.
>>7014796
Oh wait nevermind.
>Thanks Seth.
>>7014769
Wew
>>7014769
I mean the youngest mother ever was like 5 or something but that's still fucked up.
Dropping by to say that you all suck compared to me.
Later goyim.
>>7014748
The cycle of life and BEES itself will repeat for your millions, Doctor Probably Villain!
@7014877
Here. Have a reply but no (You).
>>7014769
Why would they talk about that shit dude?
>>7014942
>>7014866
>>7014837
>>7014797
>>7014784
TLHG in a nutshell
>>7014877
Kill yourself Jude.
>>7014981
Wow, man, that's rude.
>>7014975
Disgusting... What does TLHG mean?
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>>7014998
The Loud House General
>>7014998
The Loud Hunger Games