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Erp thread.

Snek tits when edition

Previous >>7004430
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H-Hello?
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>>7009874
Those are some nice snek tits.
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>>7009945
Hi.
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>>7009945
Shut up and return to your cage
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>>7009958
O-Okay...
>He crawls back on all fours into his small cage that was barely high enough for him to sit in.
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>turns down the heat
sneks are bad
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>>7009958
Can I rub my cock on your feet?
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>>7010193
Depends, how many bones can I break?
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>>7009958
I wanna break juri into a human cocksleeve.
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>>7010220
None.
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>>7009962
>Ships the cage off to the silver mines.
Everyone say bye anon!
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(If Miss Fortune player still here, I'm sorry RL get me)
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>>7010296
Fuck off he's mine
>In one quick swipe she kicks the anon into the ground and grabs the cage back to place it on on the living room

>>7010291
Aww too bad then, how about punches? can I punch you?
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>>7010332
Yes. You can get 100 punches!
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>>7010220
I-if it makes me cum and you help set them after, you can break as many as you like.....
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>>7010296
>>7010332
>The anon was about to be shipped to the African mines where he'd be forced to work as a slave, but was thankfully saved by Juri's intervention.
T-Thank you Miss Juri...
>He gives of a weak smile as he stays inside the cage.
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>>7010220
Breaking of bones is verboten
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>>7010340
You'll die
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>>7010509
It's an ok deal.
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>>7010454
Play Kallen
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>>7010454
>Pays the Christmas rent.
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>>7010454
Play Seras
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>>7010570
Post more of these.
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>>7010454
Play Rory
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>>7010454
Play Ragyo
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>>7010641
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>>7010454
Play some video games with me, Ainz-kun.
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>Suddenly a loud, coughing like sound booms trough the place, followed by the trembling, shaking and stuttering form of a used and barely held together ape car. The clumsy vehicle moved with all its laughable speed unable of follow a straight path until the impact with a wall put it out of its misery. From the smoking wreckage, the form of a girl come out, covered by sooth and obviously pissed off.

MERDA MERDA MEEEEEEEEEERDA!!!!!!

>She yelled while trying to clean up herself, then trying to regain her calmness she took a deep breath and looked around.

Hello? There is a mechanic here?
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>>7010675
Hey hey hello there, seems like you have a problem with your vehicle, it needs some tunning
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>>7010675
Ah Duce! So nice of you to stop by!
>A mechanic steps out of his workshop to great the commander of Anzio. Spots of oil sully his face and work clothes, but despite this, he gives her a bright, beaming smile.
So you need help in repairing your Carro Veloce no? Well then come on in! I'm glad to help you in any way I can!
>He gives her another smile and motions her to step inside.
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>>7010675
I was about to say that we have none, but apparently we do. If you still gotta find someone else, I suggest reporting to HG base and looking for a tank engineer named Rika.
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>>7010544
>>7010586
>>7010634
>>7010641
I-I thought this was a mecha meme
>>7010570
>head pats
>>7010672
W-what games anon?
>>7010607
They are super secret and kept locked in the cuddle crew vault
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>>7010675
My own clone, now nobody in this thread is gonna be virgin.
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>>7010675
>A man wearing a mechanic's overalls approaches the crash site. He bows down to inspect the vehicle and kicks one of the roadwheels out of contempt.
Sure, I'm one. I just don't think this piece of junk is worth the effort.
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>>7010718
But I don't wanna lose it to some flat chest like you
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>>7010698
Uh … cosa? Oh, Hello there.
>She turn out following the voice.
Yes. But I fear it need more of a miracle than just some tuning.

>>7010708
Technically this is not a Carro Veloce, a tankette would have broken so easily. This is the last time I ask Pepperoni to lend me her ‘car’.

>>7010710
What is this HG you spoke of?

>>7010718
Who are you? Why do you look like me?

>>7010727
No, no, no.
There should be some mean to fix it. They are going to eat all the pasta if I don’t come back.

(the thing anchovy was driving is in the picture)
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>>7010675
What happened to your tank?
Did it break running over Jiro's hopes and dreams?
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>>7010716
MORE
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>>7010778
Oh my god.
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>>7010767
Sono te, ma molto più sexy.
In ogni caso, divertiti se vuoi, sto solo dando un'occhiatuccia in giro.
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>>7010778
Jinx rode it too hard
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[spoiler] Any IRC servers or Discords? Decent, active ones? [/spoiler]
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>>7010806
Now I look dumb. ;-;
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>>7010806
https://discord.gg/EJJeN
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>>7010806
When you pressed Ctrl+S, did it not tell you spoiler tags aren't supported on /trash/
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>>7010798

Pensavo di essere l'unico qui interessato al Duce.
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>>7010767
Sure they might eat the pasta, but if I fix this piece of junk for you'll be stuck driving it until it breaks for good. I wouldn't wish it on an enemy.
>He peeks into the cabin through the smashed window and picks up a detached speedometer.
Heh, the scale goes up all the way to 100. My guess is, this thing won't do 100 in freefall.
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>>7009958
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>>7010785
B-but... circle jerks!
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>>7010767
Oh, you're looking for a miracle? Then you definitely need Rika. Doesn't seem to be here now, but still might be a good idea to call her to see if she's there. Just go a bit south.
>>7008747
That hurt.
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>>7010843
Don't fucking send Morrigan to HG you goblin
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>>7010828
big tit chicken
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>>7010843
I meant to say that for >>7010778
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>>7010767
(Ah, I thought you were driving the Carro Veloce because of the image. I think there's a picture of Chovy riding that, but I don't have it save nor do I remember the artist.)

Nonsense! I watched your match against Oorai, and your tankettes were more than a handful for the Type 89! Well in any case, let's bring this vehicle inside to properly inspect it.
>Taking a hook chain that hung from the ceiling, he hooked the vehicle and activated the mechanism to drag it inside. When there, he scans vehicle for any external damage, before checking the engine to see what went wrong.
Well let's see, many of the parts that keep the machine together are either damaged or missing. The crash further damaged the exterior, so we'll need have it replaced. It also seems that the breaks were malfunctioning, and the battery was just about to kick the bucket. Honestly, it will cost much more to fix than its worth, so you'd better be off replacing it.
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>>7010819
Thankies.

>>7010821
I typed it out...
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>>7010847
Sounds like a compliment~ I'll take it!
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>>7010778>>7010843
I missed this meme.
What happened?
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>>7010843

Then I'll leave for this HG place. Thanks for your help.
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>>7010846
>( >She can't multitask
>( >I knew that was Morrigan in the first place
>( Thanks for the assumptions mate.
>>7010862
>(It's memeing on Jiro being a cuck again. They're been doing it since he left.
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>>7010875

I've never played Morrigan
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>>7010822
No way, Italians are everywhere on 4chan for some reason. And you are never the only one around, even you weren't, it applies to almost everybody.
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>>7010875
>massages your paws
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>>7010870

Oi, its that Girls and Panzer anime.

Listen, how come so many of those threads mention a 'Boco'?
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>>7010905
You like this.
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>>7010828
Oh look, another bird that spends most of its time on top of some wood.
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>>7010828
Hey there, nice outfit ~

>>7010382
Hey dont be so sad, you are with me now, is not that what you wanted?

(Obviously the anon is gone now)
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>>7010978
Nah not gone. I was just joke RPing around.
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>>7010978
(What are your thoughts on breaking belligerent Anons?)
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>>7010785
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>>7010978
Show more feet please.
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>>7011008
>Placing both Kenny and Kurisu inside Papa Bones
His bones are gonna get a creamy coating now.
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>>7011011
Play Rory
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>>7011013
It's not kenny and DMG :^)
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>>7011011
>

>>7010991
(Joke RPing around? what is that?)


>>7011004
(I think that breaking an Anon like that is very delicious)
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>>7011041
Shut it.
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>>7011112
>off by one
Yikes.
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>>7011089
(Nice)
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>>7011154
Sarah "Wonderkind Womb of the West" Anderson is our new digits girl.
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>>7011154
>sounds of anguish
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>>7011171
It's amazing how that hair keeps its shape even when wet
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>>7011215
When the fuck are you marrying Memeisu?
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>Walking into the room with a intent stride, Motoko sheds her jacket and parks herself on the nearest seat as she begins to remove the polymer plates of body armour from herself. Each one bears deep scratches and marks calling back a different engagement. Now free of the constricting plates, she retrieves her coat and produces a long, thick cable from the inner pocket before reaching behind her twilight hair and plugging it in at the top of her spine, then the other end into the wall. The policewoman then takes a moment to look around at all nearby, as if selecting a target.
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>>7011200
...Does somebody here ERP as the /pol/ edits of (((Anderson)))?
I thought I saw them here a day or two ago.
>>7011215
>sounds of sadistic laughter
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>>7011222
Yeah, a lot about me is pretty amazing.
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>>7011264
Yup, they did just this morning.
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>>7011264
Shy did so last night and the night before
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>>7011230
>The young Anon looks around, as if he was unsure of where he was. He was tryig to decipher a map that seemed to be written in some kind of foreign language. He recognised the woman as a police officer (of sorts), and knew they were generally the ones to turn to for directions. Still, the ones he usually asked for directions from weren't usually so...scary. He walked up to her and tried to say something

Uh...h-hello. I'm kind of l-lost here. Could you give me directions?
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>>7011320
>>7011321
I feel unclean.
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>>7011299
Yeah, you're pretty modest too.
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>>7011359
You can never escape unca pol
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>>7011365
Haha, yeah.
>She giggles, clearly not listening to the sassy Anon
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>>7011331
>The cyborg's calculating eyes fixate on the confused young man before her and she inquisitively cocks an eyebrow at him. Motoko rises to her feet, and though short in stature, her presence seems to dominate the males vision. She reaches out a hand and motions to the map he held, her movements gentle and careful. Speaking softly, she asks the obvious question.
Where is it you're going?
Sightseeing or something?
>She then gives a slight, reassuring smile, obviously practiced on distressed citizens plenty of times
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>>7010978
Hmm~ Yours looks even better!
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>>7011438
Uh, yeah, I'm sightseeing. I'm from out of town, but I have no idea where I am right now

>Anon was less nervous now that he had seen Motoko wasn't quite as scary as he had imagined her to be

I wanted to get to the train station. It's getting dark now and I wanted to go back to my hotel. But I can't seem to find it.
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>>7011397
>The anon looks a little deflated when she doesn't listen to him. He then dials it up, trying to get a reaction from her
You know, I bet your butt turns a really nice shade of blue if someone smacks it
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>>7011481
Hahaha, oh Anon, you're so funny.
>She comments, putting on her headphones and blasting some Fall Out Boy, then flopping onto her stomach and kicking up her legs--again, not seeming to be listening at all
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>>7011507
>He groans, feeling a little silly now. But if she's going to say yes to everything, then maybe he could use that to his advantage.
..You don't mind if I test that out right?
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Raise your hand if you're horny
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>>7011469
>Softly pulling the map from the man's grasp, Motoko turns it toward her and studies it, her trained, augmented eyes taking in the birds eye view of the area and processing it into a clear route in her head
Hmm, well we're... Here.
>She jabs her finger at a point on the paper
And the train station is...
>Her index glides across the surface of the map, quite a considerable distance before thrusting at another point
Here.
About a 40 minute walk.
>She hands the paper back, looking into the tourists eyes with clear apprehension, her head tilted slightly and her thick fringe hanging down
I'd be careful if I were you, if you can't find the hotel you should try and find some where else to spend the night.
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>>7011229
Soon.

>>7011264
Togameme will never love you.
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>>7011549
>You can hear her music blaring, totally covering you up, while she kicks her legs idly and fucks around on her phone, snapping cute selfies without acknowledging you

>>7011578
>tfw you have to catch a flight and don't have time to get off before you take off
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>>7011582
>takes out a gun, points it to my head and shoots it
>the former gun breaks
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>>7011578
Present
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>>7011579
>Anon quickly looks at another sheet of paper to see when the trains would be stopping service. He then sighed, they were scheduled to stop at 12:30, and it was not 12:15, he couldn't get there if he tried.

I don't have enough money on me for a hotel. Do you know where I could find a place to stay?
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>>7011607
>Bapis
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>>7011578
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>>7011578
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>>7011607
..I'll take that as a yes
>He raises his hand, winding up for the hardest smack he's ever done. He takes a deep breath, then a few more for good measure. Then he begins to count under his breath. On the count of three he swings, slapping Lapis' ass with a loud, satisfying crack. Her butt jiggles and develops a dark blue hand print.
..Oww. That hurt my hand too..
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>>7011578
I need two hands for this.
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>>7011621
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>>7011637
Unless you want to spend a night in the cells...
>The field commanders words trail off as she realises she probably should consider that option. After all, at least it was a bed and she wouldn't be leaving the poor boy stranded on the streets of Tokyo. She sighs and looks at him again, flicking her deep amaranthine hair aside

You better come with me.
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>>7011578
What if I'm not horny?
What then?
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>>7011676
>She pulls out one headphone and turns her head to him, shouting over her music
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

>>7011654
Twerk on my face you lemon-lime midget
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>>7011654
STOP
THIS IS THE ANTI BULLY POLICE, WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
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>>7011705
>Anon wasn't sure if he had heard her right. Did she just offer to take him to her place? He must be mistaken, there was no way she'd do that

Uh...o-okay. Where are we going?
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>>7011713
You could always give yourself over to the cold embrace of death.
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>>7011713
Then go get horny and come back
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>>7011715
I wanted to know if it was okay to slap your ass. I mean you should really be listening to these things
>He rubs his sore hand. Unbelievably, it looks like he hurt himself more than he hurt her
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>>7011715
I-I will do no such thing, Bapis.
>>7011717
>Bapis lover
>>7011728
Something something joke-about-telling-people-to-kill-themselves-that-wouldn't-bite-me-in-the-ass, something something.
>>7011735
You know what gets me going?
When people post their Warframe IGN. Why don't you start?
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>>7011752
Sent. :^)
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>>7011752
Ahem
>>>>Warframe
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>>7011726
>Grabbing her body armour from the floor and pulling her thick leather jacket over her shoulders, the officer makes her way toward the door and opens it, holding it for her troubled citizen in need

The station, you can sleep in one of the empty holding cells. Don't worry, I won't lock it.

>She toys, pulling keys from her pocket and unlocking the advanced looking squad car parked on the road before making her way over and opening the door, holding that one open also

Get in.
>She commands, perhaps a bit more forcefully than intended from so many times she had ordered criminals to do the same

And don't touch anything, especially if it has a trigger. Please.
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>>7011781
You deserve an award for being the best dressed girl here
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>>7011767
Got. :^)
>>7011781
Please. Everyone plays/played Warframe.
It's pretty good when you're deathly addicted to it.
>tfw have 3390 Steam hours
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>>7011845
Now with that out of the way, kys. Warframe is shit.
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>>7011713
We could fix that.
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>>7011859
Nah. It's alright.
>>7011861
Try me.
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>>7011750
Oh. I mean like, sure, whatever. Just don't hurt yourself.
>She shrugs and puts her headphone back in, the handprint slowly disappearing, while your hand still stings quite a bit from the impact
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>>7011752
The anti bully police don't play favorites.
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>>7011810
>Anon felt slightly relieved, he had never stayed over at a woman's place before. He gladly hooped in the car and took a seat, being very careful about where he put his hands

Thank you very much Miss...?
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>>7011876
It's shit, complete fucking garbage. It is nothing but grinding on different tilesets and against different looking enemies while some are more annoying than the others. DE is just a bunch of braindead chimps serving up different shades and dressed up versions of shit that they call a game. Shit is still shit, no matter the cover up. Now, please go kill yourself bombing their studio of downies.
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>>7011861
Can you fix me?
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>>7011845
Not me, I've sorta been handheld all my life

>>7011815
Ah, you're too kind!
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>>7011941
I would rather break you.
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>>7011955
Oh I'd like to see you try. I am unbreakable.
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>>7011890
Clearly.
>>7011930
Got it.
Thanks, anon.
>>7011945
Eh, DE will make Warframe Portable sooner or later. :^)
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>>7011882
Auugh..
>He shakes his hand to try and soothe the pain. He decides against slapping her ass again in favour of resting his palm on her ass cheek, hoping it'll help somehow
..Goddammit.
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Needs more sexy overalls.
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>>7009874
>embrace snek
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>>7011965
You are lucky, just got invited to play with some friends, so probably will play until bed time.
Well it's fine, had plenty of fun in the previous thread.
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>>7011925
Kusanagi.

>After a short drive to the precinct, the woman steps out of the pursuit car, taking her big, scary handgun with her and tucking it into the holster under her strong left arm

Follow me.

>She states, walking up the steps to the doors and striding in confidently while glazing her eyes over her working subordinates as she guides the male to the back of the building to a long row of cells occupied with all types of criminals which eyed her with hatred

Don't worry about any of them, they're all here for good reason. Unlike you.

>Motoko muses, before reaching one empty room and beeping it open with her keycard

Here we are! It's pretty bare, is there anything I could do to make you more comfortable?

>She asks, smiling
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>>7012017
(Oh well. Who were you in the last thread by the way?)
>>7012028
>Anon gulps and thanks whatever god is listening that he has no criminal record. He looks around the room, pretty bare, but it'd do for just a night's stay.

I-it's fine. I mean sure it's a little lonely but...well it'll have to do I guess.
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>>7012051
This.
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>>7012092
(Oh you were really good.)
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>>7012107
Much appreciated.
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>>7012092
>that was you
Damn, I should go back and give it a proper read now
Oh, how do you like the Demon Sisters?
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>the Anon move quietly and whisper
Neferpitou?
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>>7012051
>Lifting one finely trimmed eyebrow, Motoko steps towards the anon, urging him into the cell and closing the heavy iron door behind her

I could afford to stay till morning...

>She offers, now unprofessionally close to the stranded males body, her dark perfume filling his nostrils as the stoicism of her manners falls apart and she shrugs the jacket from her shoulders, letting it fall to the ground. Her strong, fit body looks good in the tight tanktop, even tighter jeans and short ankle boots and she knows it. Resting her palm on the butt of her sidearm, she leans in, her face hovering in front of the "prisoners"

So?
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>>7011974
peridot why do you hate lapis so much? she seems nice enough to me
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>>7012248
>Anon wasn't sure what to make of this. One the one hand she was very close to him (and smelled really good), and she had a great body. And on the other hand her hand was placed on a gun. His face was completely red and he had started sweating

O-only if you want of course...
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>>7012196
I'm a lot of girls every day.
I like them.
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>>7012337
Anything for a citizen in need...
>Motoko mutters before forcefully shoving the younger man onto the cot against the wall, her hands moving from her weapon to her waist and quickly undoing her jeans

Take them off. Unless you want to spend the night in here on your own

>She ordered, her tone powerful and taking charge
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>>7012249
Because, Bapis is lame and old.
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>>7012634

But her ass is .... awesome
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>>7012676
I've seen better.
I've -tasted- better.
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>>7012434
(Sorry to cut this short but I just found I have some stuff to do. Let's continue later okay?)
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>>7012702

Not everyone is 'worldly' has you
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>>7012708
O-okay.
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>>7012728
Uh...
Right...?
>Peridot doesn't really understand.
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>>7012634
How lame can she be? She let me cum in her thighs once.
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>>7012762

Not everyone has tasted and seen better
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>>7012766
And I bumped butts with her once.
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>>7012766
Cum in her thighs, huh? That it?
Anon, I used to give out tongue-jobs tighter than Homeworld's security systems. It's no big deal.
>>7012784
Ah.
Well, that's your fault then, anon.
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>>7012790

Why Google search always give me 'clothing'?
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>>7012766
Can confirm. Blue rock is pretty rad.
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>>7012809
Ryo Agawa. My go to artist for buttposting.

>>7012809
Google doesn't seem to take crops well.
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>>7012801
Whats a tonguejob? Is that just an alternate name for a blowjob?
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>>7012855
It's, uh...
When you wrap your tongue around the, uh, youknowwhat.
I have a pretty big tongue.
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>>7012838
Those tits seem to be about 3 sizes too big
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>>7012898
>Tits
>Too big
No such thing
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>>7012898
and yours are 3 sizes too small, maybe you could fix that
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>>7012881
I don't believe you. I think you're just trying to make yourself sound better
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>>7012898
I do not comprehend.
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>>7012905
If the titties so big the ass needs to be as big

>>7012928
My tits become bigger and smaller at will!
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>>7012952
You just want giant asses.
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>>7012938
W-Wh--
Y-You better believe me...! I-I'm really good at tonguejobs!
...Wait. I-I know where you're going with this.
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>>7012974
Let's see it then
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>>7012974

I Believe in Peridot
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>>7012943
Ass>Tits

>>7012965
Well... You're not wrong.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I have a friend that wants to ply Giant grill in ERP, anyone got any ideas?
NO it's not me.
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>>7012974
I can touch my nose with my tongue but i can't wrap it around tight enough to get someone off. I'm just saying if you make a claim like that you need to be able to back it up
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>>7012952
>>7012898
>>7012818
Big titted WHOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE
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>>7012997

How big?
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>>7012997
>Ass>Tits
Suddenly I like you alot more than i used to.
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>>7012997
Ah. I see now.
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>>7012997
>Ass>Tits
DMG for ERPresident
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You wouldn't fuck a girl 1/3 your height....right Anon?
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>>7013034

Why not?
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>>7013034
Only if she blackmailed and bullied me.
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>>7013006
Every fucking day...
How you doin' Gagaga?

>>7013011
Bigger than Snu snu. Like. Giant women.

>>7013016
>>7013033
Senpai noticed me!

>>7013030
Not saying tits are bad!... And anything by Ryo Agawa is great!

>>7013034
Short women, tall women, men women. I'll fuck them all.
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>>7012997
Mount Lady
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>>7013034
Yes. Very carefully
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>>7013034
Not unless she was loli
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>>7013064
Giganta, Elastigirl from Doom Patrol
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>>7013070
.. Seeing as he's afan of Boku no academia I'm surprised he didn't think of her.

>>7013088
Thank you anon! I'm sure your big grll will come in the coming days
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>>7013064
Fat magician tits.
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>>7013070
Was gonna say this too.

I wanted to try her once, but have no freaking clue how to play a giantess.
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>tfw no clue what to do
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>>7013127
Welcome to my life Anon
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>>7013117
Put people in your cleavage and cooter.
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>>7013045
Because it's L E W D

>>7013061
Do you really think a girl like me would do something like that, Anon?

>>7013064
>Kisses your kneecap

>>7013079
Make sure not to drop me, mmkay?~

>>7013085
But I'm too curvy to be any ol' loli!
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>>7013034
I'd let one sit on me
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>>7013150
I don't like this
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>>7013064
I'm doing non whore or slut stuff like you do, fat ass magician
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>>7012990
>>7013004
I-I don't have to prove anything to either of you.
>>7012991
T-That's the spirit!
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>>7013106
The most magic of tits!

>>7013164
THAT'S fucking cute. Stop being so cute
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>>7013164
>Do you really think a girl like me would do something like that, Anon?
I suppose not but a man can dream can't he?
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>>7013168

Me neither.
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>>7013167
That could be arranged~

>>7013183
No!
>Licks your kneepit

>>7013187
That kinda stuff isn't normally my thing, but I know Isabelle can get pretty nasty when she needs to get stuff done! I'll pass your message along to her~
>>
Last year it was ERP the Anime

Now in 2017 it's ERP the Hedgehog

Sonic - Owain
Tails - Luffy
Knuckles - Nue
Amy Rose - Shauna
Shadow - Jiro
Maria - Ragyo
Blaze - Jinx
Rouge - Kinx
Omega - Mecha
Vanilla - Sponty
Eggman - Clownpiece
Big the Cat - Paul
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>>7013164
LEWD is not intrinsically wrong. Sex is an important part of what we are. If we are both consenting adult and there is not any Force, Fraud or Coercion then why I would not make sex with a consenting attractive woman even if she is smaller than me?
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>>7013179
Maybe you should! Cocks are fun!

>>7013209
Now you're being cute AND a little kinky.
>Casually pets the short girl, messing up her with a light giggle
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>>7013209
Sexy smaller girls being bullies is probably my favorite thing.
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>>7013157
Yeaaaah... Thought as much. Guess I'm just unfamiliar with the practice.
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>>7013164
I won't drop you, don't worry. But you should still hold on, it'll be in bumpy ride
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>>7013251

Mount Lady ass is a work of art.
>>
Where all da furries at
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>>7013221
Jesus I don't even know who these faggots are apart from Jiro and Owain "Holy Bible and then some" Wilson
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>>7013251
In canon she has fans that get her to step on them, right? So that's the level of giant you're dealing with
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>>7013316
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>>7013251
Playing with someone and treating them like a doll or letting them explore your body works pretty well.

I guess it pays to be into that stuff when it comes to thinking up scenarios.
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>>7013361
You're not a furry, you're a lie.
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>>7013361

There is anything you can't do?
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>>7013361
Cut that out, it's racist!
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>>7013403
Forgive themselves for being a shitty human being
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>>7013227
Fine. But only if you admit that you're a horny freak that wants to fuck a cartoony girl with no fingers and a goofy nose!

Then we can do it.

>>7013261
Aye-aye, Captain!

>>7013231
Thought you might like that~
>She continues to kiss, lick and tickle the backs of your knees, eager to make you squirm, her head just below your ass level

>>7013238
Memo sent out! Expect a kidnapping soon!
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>>7013221
Does that make LD my frog?
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>>7013418
I am horny freak that wants to fuck a cartoony girl with no fingers and a goofy nose too.
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>>7013405
Cute german cat.
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>>7013418
>Memo sent out! Expect a kidnapping soon!
I was >>7013187
actually, probably should have made that clearer.
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>>7013418
>Squirming at the wet tongue flicking such an awkward spot she holds back a laugh, her leg kicking slightly, not to hit her but to shoo her away
Would you! You're such a little freak, but you're so damn cute!
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>>7013374
>
>>7013403
I can't make >>7013410 less of a dick.
>>7013405
Make me. :3c
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>>7013456
Am not!
>She pouts and balls up her already ball-shaped fists, batting her wide eyes up at you, before grabbing your leg and chomping down with a gentle bite on the sensitive spot

>>7013450
So you DON'T want Isabelle to kidnap you in the middle of the night and bully and blackmail you into fucking her?

...uh, gimme a sec, I've gotta make a call...

>>7013436
Good boy! Nothing I love more than big, tall, hunky 3D Anons~
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>>7013469
That is his fault, not yours.
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>>7013490
GAH!
>She jumps at the sudden bite, jerking her body around, flinging her fists around as if she's trying to hit you, but her punches only hit the air due to her height.
YOU LITTLE...
I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU
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>>7013447
Huh?!
>his cheeks turn bright red.
Y-you really think that?

>>7013469
...later, when I don't have to worry about the bitch showing up and shooting me in the head...again.
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>>7013490
I’m glad that we have … interconnecting tastes.
>He said lowering himself to kiss her.
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>>7013418
>once she gives the aye aye he happily scoops her up
>he brings her to his chest, an arm looped around her backside to support her while the other cradled her back and neck
For a small thing you're not as light as I expected, I bet it's all the....
>he trails off, as his fingers poke and squeeze her not so little thigh
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>>7013221
shit il let knuckles shove his cock down my throat.. i love that mother fucker
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>>7013525
Mfff mblbtff!
>She wittily retorts, clinging to your leg and nibbling your tender, sensitive kneepits while grinding her pusspuss against your leg

>>7013533
>Even still, she has to go up on her tiptoes to complete the smooch, placing her little PPG hands on his cheeks and punctuating it with a loud
Mmmmwah!~

>>7013552
All the what, smart guy?
>She winks and snickers, squirming around in his arms so her pudgy legs can wrap around his torso
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU THAT I'M READY TO FUCK SOME BITCHES.
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>>7013584
>Wanted to joke RP billy
>Now I am too late
Sadness, do a good job kid
>>
>>7013584
Give me a cocktail of your finest products so I can join you.
>>
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>>7013583
YOU LITTLE PERVERT
>She swings her leg wildly as the pint sized villager clings to it. Like a dog humping her leg she just can't seem to get her off. Kick after kick seems to d nothing as sh pretty much fucks the magician's leg
DO YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO HUMP?
>>
>>7013490
I mean, I'd honestly be fine with plenty of hot girls doing things to me
But since you're the one here right now
>>
>>7013583
>He lowered himself further kneeling while brushing his tongue against her lips. His right hand moved down to give an appreciative squeeze on her pleasantly round ass while his other hand moved on the back of her head.
>>
>>7013499
It was a bit of a joke, anon.
>>7013532
Wear a bucket.
>>7013626
Fronk, right?
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>>7013667
Mine too. I was quoting you back in a way.
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>>7013667
(Aye)
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When the fuck is this new SDP album getting put on Spotify?
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>>7013583
Well, let's say you aren't as small as you were playing up
>with her clinging to his torso he was more free to wander a bit, his hands sliding along her butt and playing with her plumpness
>wrapped around him like this, he could feel her soft and tiny chest press against his
>>
Spontify?
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>>7013707
>Scrubs your back
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>>7013707
>Takes a shit in the shower.
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(How's it hanging, thread?)
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>>7013676
R-Right, I-I knew that...!
>>7013689
Slow day, huh? :^)
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>>7013667
>sighs
I wish it was that simple.
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>>7013743
>Kurisu slips on the shit and smashes her head on the faucet. A ribbon of blood trails from her head and down the drain.
>>7013730
Thank you!
>>
>>7013793
The only person keeping the thread alive is a shitposter who likes to try and get people to kill themselves
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Would anyone care to have fun with a succubus like me~?
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>>7013794

I know you know I know.
>>
>>7013806
ALAMO ELMO?!
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>>7013796
Eh?
What's the matter, chief?
>>7013815
Shh
>>
>>7013803
Who?
>>
>>7013803

And what is wrong in that. We are 9.000.000.000 here someone has to remove the weeds.
>>
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>>7013794
(Guess no RP for me today)
>>
>>7013806
Please. I would never submit to the wills of a succubus, no matter how attractive a rear she may or may not have
>>
>>7013806
Sure
>>
>>7013824
People are still mad that Peridot is still alive after trying to get Chiaki to kill himself and the fact that they were a shitty person to be around on Discord

So it's mostly Discord drama
>>
NAH fuck that noise. Here's ERP 2017's Programming:

/ERP/- Faith

-=CAST=- (Out of fucking order)

Jesus = Jiro
John the Baptist = Owain
Adam = Tank
Eve = Jinx
Moses = Lucas
Samson = Mettaton
Magdalene = Ragyo
Job = Luffy
Judas = Paul
Abel = Chiaki
Cain = Peridot
Jospeh = Gage
Mary = EGG
Jezebel = Sponty
Noah = Mecha
King David = Virra
Queen Abigail = Midna
Lilith = DMG
God = Kenny
Satan = Anon

-=Slutty Angels=-
-Sponty
-Suki
-Peach
-Erica
-Plutia

-=Slutty Demons=-
-Blaziken
-Hotaru
-Shy
-Kneesocks
-Mootykins
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>>7013841
>discord drama
It never ends.
You'd think that people would stop going to those shitty chat rooms.
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>>7013857
Lilith (Hebrew: לִילִית Lîlîṯ) is a figure in Jewish mythology
DROPPED
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>>7013801
>Starts to grunt and masturbate furiously over her unmoving body, pulling a tight, leather mask over his head with no visible holes for air. He shoved his cock into Kurisu's mouth and wildly thrusted in and out while banging her head against the shower floor. Thrusting balls deep, he grabbed hold of her bottom jaw while he gripped the top of her head with the other before he closed her mouth down onto his shaft as hard as he could. This severs the man's penis from his body mid-climax along with the lack of oxygen making him pass out shortly after.
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>>7013857
>no boney demon
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>>7013823
Stuck living with my worst enemy, all my friends and family are dead and my enemy's master intends to shoot me in the head at least 995 more times...It's just...not much to look forward to, you know?
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>>7013872
W-was it good for you?
>>
>>7013857
>tfw your ava didn't even make the list
>>
>>7013871

Lilith ... the girl that want to ride you and our Forefather didn't want.

Adam was an idiot.
>>
>>7013861
Well when it comes to IRL suicide enabling I don't think it takes just being discord drama to hate peridot.
Lots of discord shit never even comes here or is cared.
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>>7013857
>I'm not Eve
https://youtu.be/DWo3PQjxogQ
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>>7013927
And DMG made Lilith despite Kinx playing literal sex demons
It's a fraud
>>
>>7013892
>Suffocated due to the thight mask. If one were to remove said mask, they'd find a distorted smile mixed with his facial expression of pain and pure bliss. His bowels soon evacuated themselves ontop of Kurishit's body as he painted her in the black tar that was his feces while her face was stained with the blood and semen mixture after his release.
>>
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>>7013948
>>
>>7013806
ALAMO ELMO??
>>
>>7013961
Same.
>>
>>7013946
>>7013927
It's not about characters you fucking faggots it's about the lasting effect
>>
>>7013977
You're a faggot Anxious
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>>7013857
>not on the list
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>>7013645
NO!
>She lets go for a moment, only to bring her teeth back down, this time right on the wizard's kneecap, gnawing on her soft legs while her pussy soaks through her adorable flower print panties and onto her captive's skin

>>7013663
>Kidnaps

>>7013664
>She moved her hands to his shoulders, holding closely as he holds her, and bites down on his lip softly, so she can slip her tongue into his mouth

>>7013712
Yes I am! Short and stout, like a teapot~
>She giggles, leaning in to kiss and lick his neck and collarbone while he feels up her plump rump
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>>7013976
Same.
>>7013946
Shut the fuck up.
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>>7013977
I'm gonna call you anxious too because it's funny, Anxious

Nobody really gives a shit about the casting things because they're always wrong and only made to stir up drama/shitposting
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>>7014003
>That's not a bad thing.
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>>7014012
For old times sake
http://youtu.be/qW32QVnXEy4
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>>7014010
GAHH! YOU LITTLE
>Still swinging her leg wildly she looses balance, tripping over her feet and faling onto her back, watching the pint sized whore hump her leg she crosses her arms in defeat
Fine. You win.

>>7014034
THE LIST
H
E

L
I
S
T
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>>7014010
>He welcomed her tongue inside his mouth, his own twisting to wrestle with it, swapping saliva and savoring her taste while his hand keep squeezing and fondling her butt. The other moving to cup her right breast.
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>>7014062
Fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-h24cNPahI
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>>7013927
I just want to put my cock between those huge tits, no matter if she's a demon
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>>7014065
>>7014088
>She moaned and groaned into his mouth, her kisses becoming so sloppy and haphazard that she just resorts to licking his face and chin

>>7014074
Wooo!~
>She cheers, climbing up her defeated adversary's body Shadow-Of-The-Colossus-style, planting a wet smoochy-smooch on the girl's blushing cheek
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>>7014034
(I-I just like to be remembered)
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>>7013831
Your time will come, Fronk. Don't worry.
>>7013857
>Me
>Cain
>Chiaki
>Abel
I be seein' what ya meanin'
But in my defense, I didn't toss a rock at Chiaki, but rather, tried to disguise the rock as a hat.
>Egg
>>Mary
I thought Mary was supposed to be a virgin?
Glad I'm in, at least. Nice list, anon.
>>7013886
Hey, if it's just 995 times, I'm sure you can tough it out!
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>>7014010
Oh, I remember that rhyme~
>his hand runs the back of her head as she nuzzles against her chest
So...If here's your handle, then....
>his hand pats on her butt as he held her up, rubbing her back as well as he went on, with his fingers sneaking under her bottom
>>
>>7014012
Play Rory
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>>7014110
Is it bad that I would let her beat me up?
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>>7014097
http://youtu.be/i96bmJvXrQo
You'd never.
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>>7014105
>Having the horny small girl pretty much use her tits as a chair as she's kissed on the cheek she shoots a glare at her, patting her plump butt a few times before rubbing up her back
You're so annoying...
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>>7014125
Nanda yo?
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>>7014012
Play Ragyou
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>>7014130
>Let her
I don't think you have a choice, anon.
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>>7014137
I wanna kiss Kurisu's squeaky clean butt!
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>>7014140
play pudding
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>>7014105
>He broke out from the kiss so he can retake his breath while leaving his assault to her ass so he can unbutton her jacket and get free access to her breasts.
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>>7014132
If you had good taste I would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7FKtuRr9eQ
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>>7014149
That's DMG's job
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>>7013857
I did nothing to deserve this
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>>7014145
Get kissing.
>>7014140
Play Chitose.
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>>7014143
That's even more arousing
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>>7013857
With Sponty!
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>>7014117
Honestly, the getting shot part is just an annoyance now.
>>
>>7014118
(Is now a good time for surprise futa for the sake of a 'spout' pun?)

>>7014134
Nuh-uh!
>She pouts and sticks her tongue out, blowing a raspberry at the bitchy magician like a bratty kid defying her babysitter
I won, fair and square!

>>7014153
>She snickers and squirms in his grasp as he tries to undress her, just to tease him and make him work for it
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>>7014149
Play with my heart
WAIT YOU ALREADY DO

>>7014164
Play a gun to your head bitch
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>>7014149
Play meidos
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>>7014103
Who doesn't?
Oh and don't worry about the demon part
>>
Who is the hardest ava to get sex out of?
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>>7014149
>kissu
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>>7014178
Kill yourself.
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>>7014190
Kurisu.
I don't think they've ever RPed.
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>>7014130
(I more prefer the idea of wrestling to punching, but to each their own)
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>>7014176
>surprise futa
Y-you wouldn't dare!
(If you actually would then do it)
>>
>>7014190
>>
>>7014164
>Kisses the soft, still wet butt
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>>7014201
Correct.
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>>7013857
{Why are Gage and I Mary and Joseph}
{Is this cause I always call Jiro my kid}
>>
>>7014176
>He laugh at her teasing, gently nibbling at her neck and then kissing her there with a smooching, wet sound.
Playing hard to get? I like it.
>He moaned, his warm breath hitting her skin while he worked harder in undressing her.
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>>7014190
Me!
I only shitpost!
>>
>>7013857
Slutty demons and no Morrigan? Really?
>>
>>7014190
Plutia, derpy, kurisu
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>>7014221
Yes
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>>7014149
>
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>>7014155
If you weren't GWARbage, maybe I'd care.
http://youtu.be/9Xi9qumqOCQ
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>>7014232
>Plutia
I thought she was a slut?
>>
>>7014228

Alas ... which is really saddening me.
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>>7014232
>Iris
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>>7014239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fkDsjuoQSc
You do care, admit it.
>>
>>7014176
You won by being a little shit
>She presses a hand over the tongue out face t cover her up.
Now make like a banana and fuck off.
>>
>>7014221
Oh hey, you're back. Good to see you.
>>
>>7014190
Kurumu.

Likes to tease and give/take oral stuff, but no real intercourse.

Which is odd, since the canon version is way more flirty and DTF than that.
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>>7014232
What's a sex?
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>>7014221
Hi Eggulator.
>>7014250
The no lewding, or the shitposting bit?
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>>7014221
Sup egg
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>>7013857
And I'm not a slutty angel or a slutty demon?
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>>7013857

Ooh, can I be one of the three wise men?
>>
>>7014281
The not lewding. I enjoy your post most of the times.
>>
>>7014299
You, squishy, Milky found your trio roll again.
>>
>>7014276

Something people want to do to you, while they are not melting due of your cuteness.
>>
>>7014281
Doesn't EGG hate you?
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>>7014303
Ah. Well, sorry about that, anon.
I've just been very busy lately.
Very busy doing other things, like crying, or sleeping.
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>>7014261
Nah, you're not even a guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtPo8Sa3NE
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>>7014237
>Lightsource flan-chan
Her name escapes me but damn all his girls are so good
>>
>>7014311

Okay, what other categories are there?
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>>7014328

I will wait. It Can't Rain All The Time.
Not even in London.
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>>7014275
Oral is amazing. Teasing is top tier. Actual intercourse is a tad boring. And it's fun to see people so desperate to get it.
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>>7013857
>I'm not on here
i don't even know shit about the bible so that makes sense
i reckon i'd be an Essene. They were simple kikes who lived lives of peace and simplicity to stay pure. that would be nice.
>>7014190
me :^)
unless you're somebody i'm thirsting after
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>>7014325
Yeah pretty much.
If she's still holding a grudge, well, it don't bother me none, son.
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>>7014329
I could be for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0M6mOk6oR4
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>>7014361
>well, it don't bother me none

Because you're a sociopath
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>>7014243
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>>7014360
And who are you?.
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>>7014320
I melts peoples? That doesn't sound like a good thingy...
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>>7014202
I wouldn't say no to her pinning me in all sorts of positions either
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>>7014343
>Flanny if I'm right.
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{I dont actually have my ava pics bc I have them on an external hard drive, so Ill use the new pics of my new ava Karis that I picked up}

>>7014236
{Hmm. Since I have a tablet now I should draw that.}

>>7014274
{I told y'all I was gonna show back up in 2017. I probably won't be as active though.}

>>7014291
{Hi, how was your Christmas? I hope it went well!}

>>7014281
{Hi. I probably won't talk to you much because you still make me uncomfortable. I will admit I overreacted about the Chiaki situation though, so sorry about that. I should have just went to you privately instead of jumping on that drama train and making it public.}
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>>7014380
>Pats the Pururut
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>>7014359
>Teasing is top tier.
>>
>>7014377

6 to 10% of goblal population are, nothing to fuss about.
>>
>>7013857
>Slutty demon.
!
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>>7014384
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>>7014362
...Don't play with my heart, Kurishit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQK4zNZO4sw
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No, wait, can I be King Solomon?

An lo, I shall chop babies in half!
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>>7014431
Solomon would imply you're wise
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>>7014358
That's the spirit!
>>7014377
No, because it's a bit silly to get -too- pissy over /ERP/ shenanigans.
But sure, I'm a sociopath that likes to eat frozen pizzas.
>>7014397
Eh, s'all good. I've been over it for quite sometime.
There's someone else you should apologize to, though, but
>sips tea
Let's play a game! How much shit would you get from apologizing to this so-and-so sociopath?
>>
>>7014184
Oh, alright then. Although are you sure you'd just let me do that without any kind of evil contract or something?
>>
>>7014385
Not melting like the whole Wicked Witch style of melting. The meltings that sound like feeling all warm and fuzzy.
>>
>>7014397
Was great, hope you had a good one too. It's nice to see ya back EGG, hope we can still get to play with you every once in a while!
>>
>>7014432

Well played, well played...
>>
>>7014436
Peri, stop dragging EGG into your bullshit. This is why people accuse you of being a sociopath because you keep talking like you don't care about what you do and how it effects other people.
>>
>>7014420

Yep you are Impossible.
>>
>>7014436
>>sips tea
>forcing rp into conversation
>about you being a sociopath
oh my god
>>
>>7014380
>Pets the Plutia
>>
>>7014359
Great tastes. I can play everything up to the actual fucking forever. RP sex feels like "wrap it up" time a bit
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>>7014380
Worst girl.
>>7014424
The only thing I can play with is your cock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYoB2Tj3LR8
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>>7014441
Oh... Okays!
.....
What's a Twitched Switch?
>>
>>7014190
Kurisu is the purest one here
>>
>>7014417
Shy a cutest
>>
>>7014473

Something bad that melt when you hit it whit water. Like mud only greener and nasty.
>>
>>7014473

They sing 'We're Not Gonna Take It'.
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>>7014459
damn straight son.
the only ava i can never get bored of playing is mukuro, and i think that may be because of the junko here.
>>
>>7014472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gj4_qp4a28
Dropped.
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>>7014483
Mud is dirty! Mama told me that's why I'm not allowed to roll in it anymore

>>7014492
I like music! Music is good!
>>
>>7014377
This might come as a shock anon, but most people don't really care what people say about them on the internet.
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>>7014436
{Someone else? You talking about Anxious? If you're going to mention people, at least give me their names. You know I'm shit at guessing.}
{People hate me already for being psychotic and dramatic which I admit I have a problem with.}

>>7014443
{I got a new drawing tablet and a microphone, so I can do my horror podcast and draw stuff}
{Pic is what I'm working on right now}
{I will still typefuck, but I have to control how long I'm here. That was my issue before. I got addicted. That's bad for me.}
>>
>>7014391
(Gimme an intro, bb)
>>
>>7014461
>Still gif
Why
>>
>>7014519
Your drawing skills are just like your mental state.

Crippling.
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>>7014476
>Kurisu kissus the anon-kun.
>>7014505
Why is that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw
>>
>>7014512
Umh. More or less. Unless you are in the spa then suddendly mud make you look better. I never understand why. Maybe I should ask Rarity about it.
>>
>>7014540
Idk
the jews must be responsible
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>>7014461
Aren't you too young to post here, Bolin?
>>7014519
Nah, not Anxious. You don't have to know, it's nothin' important. And nah, people don't hate you. Not too many anyway. See ya around the Discord server, aye? :^)
>>
>>7014500
Don't know this characters so I'll accept it.
>>
>>7014527
>He knew he shouldn't be here. He was some pencil pushing nobody, all he did was help keep track of costs and logistics. He had no business being in overwatch es main gym and yet here he was, pointlessly ambaling around and trying to make his staring as covert as he could. That delicious brown skin, covered in a thin layer of sweat, those perfect muscles. He had to talk himself out of bringing a camera.
>>
>>7014559
That's silly! Spas are weird! Everyone is already so pretty.
>>
>>7014554
Don't want my dick to be played with, faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8kN7tQGwyc
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>>7014580
You're pretty.
>>
>>7014519
Cool then, hope I can catch you on a good time then. Would love to keep going sometime, just take it easy then egg.
>>
>>7014564
>See ya around the Discord server, aye? :^)

Bets on how long until Peridot breaks EGG?
>>
>>7014591
Mr Anonymoose that's so sweet of you! You're pretty too!
>>
>>7014580
Beauty is like a muffin, sure the outside help but in the end is what inside that make you remember it.
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>>7014611
AND MUFFINS ARE REALLY TASTY!
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>>7014608
Oh I'm not pretty. My breasts aren't big enough.
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>>7014601
Eggs are really easy to break, anon. Don't worry, though, they're in good hands.
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>>7014462
>>7014399
Pluturut?

>>7014472
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>eggs and muffins

I'm hungry now.

And thirsty. For milk.
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>>7014590
>Posting the worst song.
Imagine in this post I am linking the song from OUTRAGE from the game because it got restricted.
>>
>>7014626

But once they break, you can make an omelet out of them.
>>
>>7014564
Aren't you a little short for a Sturmfüher?
>>7014574
Danganronpa characters, who happen to be twin sisters.
>>
>>7014500
And what a shame that is, you are making the people around here miss on so much.
Guess I'll keep you all for myself for now.
>>
>>7014626
How do you live with yourself? Are you really good at tricking people that you can be forgiven and you're worth being around?
>>
>>7014618

>He smile while patting her on the head.
Eyuuuup.
>>
>>7014551
{ I guess you can say my mind's }
{ Scrambled }
{ That one made me crack up }
{ I'm egging myself on too much }

>>7014564
{It sounds like it's important if you just randomly mention them and then sip tea like it's some secret piece of drama. Just sayin. }
{ Eh, if you ever feel like actually telling me you can DM me or something. I'm tired of the drama being public instead of being solved privately, even I jumped on that dumb ass shit. You're not blocked, because I want shit solved and settled. Not high school bullshit. That's dumb. }

>>7014600
{ I will! You too, anon! Everyone deserves a bit of happiness. }

>>7014658
>Another Junko
{Oh sweet Jesus y e s}
>>
>>7014642
Eh, I don't actually own the game, just enjoy lots of the music from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b0bx3pyuw8
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>>7014624
You have breasts? Sorry! I thought you were a mista. Not a Mista-tess!

>>7014664
>Nuzzling her blonde smiling head into the hand she giggles like a mad woman
Hehehee!
>>
>>7014519
>pic
I'll always bid another artist good luck with their works. Whodat?
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>>7014658
For now. As I've said before though, you've definitely given me more motivation, especially to focus on Mukuro. I'll bring her back soon enough.
>>
(The animal crossing girl is still here?)
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>>7014683
Oh I am a..."mista". It's just I measure beauty on woman by breast size.
>>
>>7014667
Uh oh, is that a succubus?

Word of warning, theres this guy here with an unhealthy obsession for succubi.
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>>7014680
Oh.
They blocked the best song from the game pretty much everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsJi6XICOo8
But at least it gave me one of my new favourite bands.
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>>7014697
.. Dats a bad was to measure.You need a new ruler...
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>>7014722
They're very accurate actually.

Haven't you tried it?
>>
>>7014667
>not even a day back and already she's involved with Peridot

It was nice while it lasted
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>>7014647
Or you can find a little plastic toy!
>>7014654
Here's your (You), Bolin. Now go play outside in the yard, okay?
>>7014667
Eh, I haven't actually gotten on Discord in a while. Gimme ya discord, I'll go log on. Been a while and I got stuff to catch up on anyway.
>>
>>7014753
>Gimme ya discord

Please don't
>>
>>7014753
Nope. I've my hand full already with a little gem here.
>>
>>7014753
i appreciate the (You), but it's nearly midnight. I'm not going outside now.
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>>7014736
.. No I haven't tried it.
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>>7014686
{Me and Jiro have been doing regular RP a fuckload recently, and this is his real mother in the RP}
{ Basically the reason Jiro is so fucked up is because his real mother fucked with the occult and it screwed over her son, which is why he has such bad luck. That's why her mouth is fucked up n shit. }

>>7014700
{I'm gonna ride his dick like a cAROUSEL}

>>7014753
{ ??? How the fuck did you forget it }
{ Eh here you go }
{ Edgy Gamer Girl#2529 }
>>
>>7014683
>He laughs heartily at her giggles; yes, she was unusual and maybe someone else would cringe but there was some … pleasant innocence in it tempering the hint of madness.
You are a special kind of muffin miss Derpy. A strange combination like dipping french fries in chocolate. Unusual but unexpectedly sweet.
>>
>>7014753
>I remember peridot being cool a few months ago
>when the fuck did this happen
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>>7014577
...I said, can I help you?
>A bright smile is plastered across Ana's features. Despite her weariness, shown through the sag of her shoulders, she seems entirely welcoming of the bean counter in her gym.
>>
>>7014714
Best OST, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3YWqaRPI8
>>
>>7014785
Go ahead, measure a muffin with them.
>>
>>7014793
>A few months ago.
Hi Tank. Welcome back to the shitshow.
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>>7014776
Go to bed.
>>7014789
>How the fuck did you forget it
Right sorry lemme go through all the chatlogs and audiologs and--
Er, I mean, uh, I-I have a bad memory.
Now, let me clarify, that was a JOKE up there.
You know, a JOKE? Google it.
>>
>>7014798
What? No, i mean, yeah, sorry I'm just here to....work out! Yeah thats it, the people up the brass said we were losing more and more grunt type people in the field so they recommended some of us come here to try and get a bit more in shape just in case.
>Fuck when had she gotten this close? Had he missed something she said already? Why did she smell so nice even right after working out?
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>>7014827
I am in bed.
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>>7014844
Sleep?
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>>7014859
Maybe in six or seven hours.
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>>7014789
>drawing your RP characters
Awesome, I do that too for a bud. We got some art of em commisioned too, but I'd like if if I got gud enuff to draw a nice pic of their girls for them
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>>7014792
If I'm a muffin I wanna be a chocolate mufin. Those are the best!

>>7014802
>Staring at a spare muffin she had on hand fora long moment she stuffs it in her mouth, muffling a word around it something along the lines of "It's about mouth big"

>Gotta go, was cute tho!
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>>7014810
Thanks, I guess...

Also
>>7010778
>>7013857

Why am I getting memed into stuff. I'm not even an ava.
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>>7014897
Sure You can be one. Wish me goodnight Miss Derpy. I’ve to go.
>>
>>7014897
(I was planning to mess around right now anyway. See ya)
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>>7014925
Goodnight! Remember to not eat your muffins in bed!
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>>7014916
Someone put >>7014859
on his shoulder
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Gross, put that away
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>>7014934
I'll try. But they are soooooo tasty.
>>
>>7014953
Nah.
>Keeps whatever it is out.
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>>7014953
Only if you call me more names
>>
>>7014953
Make me!
>>
>>7014889
{Same, I want to be able to do free commissions that are good for so many people! I'm gonna practice till then on my own characters.}
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>>7014953
It's just my PSVita.
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>>7014843
>Sweat is a smell no perfume can hide, but there's at least a hint of watermelon to it. Striding forward, Captain Amari confidently slaps her hands down upon the man's shoulders, meeting him with a broad smile.
Is that right? Well, I'm hardly one to turn down a punching bag.
>Her eyes crinkle at the last sentence, showing that she at least isn't fully serious.
What do you know?
>>
>>7015006
>Free commissions.
Requests.
That's what they're called.
>>
>>7015060
>not making them pay with other methods
Wheres the cheesy porn music?
>>
>>7014916
It's mostly because people who get involved with Jiro suddenly become part of this grand, entertain spectacle of misfortune, comedy and drama
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>sits down on the comfiest armchair and spreads my legs hoping some anon will get a sneak peak of my "green goods"
Boy, sure is hot in here~
>>
>>7015101
I bet Bolin jerks off to that image and cries himself to sleep
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>>7015047
>He flags for a second in his response, drinking in her body now that she's up close and personal.
Well not a whole lot to be perfectly honest. I guess we can start just about anywhere you want. Are there procedures to see what im good or bad at?
>>
>>7015140
Not as hot as hell.
Which is where you should go.
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>>7015060
{Yeah those, I wanna do those for people.}

>>7015101
>Thinking Im good enough to get paid in general
{I can't even anatomy well, why do you think I have Tank helping me out. }
>>
>7015140
>one-liner rp

Wow fuck off paul
>>
>>7015142
That isn't even Touko, dumbass.
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>>7015158
Oh come on, I know you want to sample the goods~
>Starts getting closer to you
Don't you wanna show me a good time, big boy?
>>
>>7015140
I can spot a few other hot things.
Also have you ever tried human faces as a substitute for chairs? I hear they're surprisingly comfy.
>>
>7015182
>still doing one-liners
>not putting any effort into it

lol
>>
>>7015211
>This is my first time..I'm trying....
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>>7015166
>Egg has Tank helping her with art.
>Jiro has said art was all he had.
>Tank makes art for a living

WELL IT'S BEEN FUN GUYS, BUT THIS IS IT, WE HAVE REACHED THE PINNACLE OF KEK. NOTHING ELSE UP AHEAD.
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>>7015166
>Why do you think I have tank helping me out
You can't make this shit up, people.
>>
>>7015166
...is that you, Egg? I want to get upset at you for returning to threads, but I want to applaud your taste for Karis pics and get curious about your drawings at the same time. What do?
>>
>>7015182
Oh course!
>Looks at his watch
What do you know, it's time for you to leave!
>The watchface just says "FUCK OFF"
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>>7015166
Oh don't worry, I'm not that good either. Especially when it comes to anatomy We'll make it there someday
Someday....
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>>7015232
{Nah I'm gonna buy Jiro canvases and watch him livestream painting. He does like bob ross shit it's fucking amazing, Tank and I agree.}
{I do digital, Jiro paints. However, if I do get back into watercolor you damn bet I'm gonna go to Jiro Ross.}

>>7015339
{Once I watercolor I'm gonna shove them into Jiro's face and ask him to notice me}

>>7015347
{Make sure I don't show up 24/7? I'm gonna show up in small increments because that's healthier for me.}

>>7015387
{I believe in you. Practice makes perfect. We got this.}
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So....no one wants to have at my slender green bod?.....You guys are absolutely no fun at all.
>>
>>7015232
>NOTHING ELSE UP AHEAD.

Except for Ragyo to drop him like the ticking timebomb that he is
>>
>>7015430
>>7015196
>>
>>7015420
Would you mind if I added you on Discord? I ended up losing my old credentials (I think I've seen you on my new account, though), but long story short, t. Adell.
>>
>>7015430
I wouldn't mind having my with with a LD.
>>
>>7015430
I want that body alright.
Burning in the flaming wreckage of a crashed car.
>>
>>7015430
I would, but I know I'd regret it.
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>>7015430
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GET THOSE DAMN SKELETON SISTERS, PAUL
>>
>friendzoned by Ragyo
>betrayed by Alpha
>nearly mindbroken by Tsuyu
>cucked by Fronk/Mecha/Lore out of Jinx
>a mod in a shitty server filled with attention whores and shitposters
>a favorite target for shitposting for playing nothing but heterosexual male avas
>a new Sonico that is guaranteed to not want to do anything with Nibbles or him in general for obvious reasons
>left the Discord because he couldn't cut it in the rat race
>cucked by Owain out of Shy Gal and probably a lot of other waifus
>found out that Ragyo had a secret Discord and has been avoiding him
>cucked out of Jinx by Mettaton
>cucked by Ainz, Mecha, and DMG out of Ragyo
>heartbroken by Ragyo's Steam request
>cucked out of Juliet by Mettaton
>Ragyo has said there's nothing between her and Jiro
>Owain comes along and fucks his ex-waifu
>got falseflagged and shitposted about on /v/
>accidentally hurt EGG's feelings and bitchquit all the ERP Discords over it
>nearly lost his "mother" when she tried to kill herself
>despite tryharding got out typefucked by Goten and Trunks with Mercy saying she loved them and said nothing to Jiro about his session
>got BTFO by Kirino
>retired from ERP to get cucked one last time
>got cucked out of Jinx and EGG when Tank returned
>Then cucked out of his art dreams by Tank while EGG hangs onto him.
>stolen the chance of recovering by Suki and Magnum Dongs

BEING JIRO IS SUFFERING
>>
I like playing with cocks
>>
I'm not even Paul.
>>
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Hello everyone, Owain here and this is a blog about heading off to work. Have a great one everybody.
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>>7015539
I like playing with cucks
>>
>>7015548
>kissu
>>
>>7015566
gross
>>
>>7015548
Love you daddy.
>>
>>7015566
KEK
>>
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>>7013857
All according to keikaku.
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>>7015464
>Adell
{!!!!!!!!!!}
{YES PLEASE}

>>7015524
>Thinking me going to Tank about DIGITAL ART when Jiro doesnt do digital art = cucking him
>Completely ignoring the fact I want to actively encourage Jiro's bob ross level art and buy him canvases and watch him livestream
>Forgetting that I don't hang onto Tank, I hang onto Gage
>also ignoring the fact that if I do paint, I'm going straight to jiro with it because that's what he does
>>
>>7013857
Herod = Tank
>>
>>7015464
>>7015609

{pfft forgot to add my tag}
{Edgy Gamer Girl#2529}
>>
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>>7015567
>kissu

>>7015597
Stop
>>
>>7015548
Ive seen you around the past few threads. Do you play anyone or do you just post like you are right now?
>>
>>7015524
>stolen the chance of recovering by Suki and Magnum Dongs
What's this?
>>
>>7015566
That's not a nice thing to say about Jiro
>>
>>7015653
Shy and Mooty are supposedly IRL girls but belong to Suki and Magnum respectively
>>
>>7015609
>>7015626
I've sent you the invite. Looks like I got lucky, ended up looking at the thread because I can't fall asleep.
>>
>>7015646
Owain does nothing but RP
>>
>>7015621
who's herod?
Also I think he's adam cause jinx is eve.
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Stop requesting porn of me! I just wanted to teach peacefully
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>>7015566
Huh. is my copy of that pic that small?
>>
>>7015703
But how can your students learned if they're always distracted by your hot body?
>>
>>7015703
You can't blame me for wanting to see more of your body Ms. Baker!
>>
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>>7015694
What if I told you everyone here was actually RPing all the time. We're all rping people who rp in an erp thread.
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>>7015696
Herod was the governor of Judea, who, because he feared that Jesus would rise up against him, ordered Jesus to be hunted down and killed as an infant.
It's just a stupid meme because xd tank cucks jiro. I don't mean anything serious by it.
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>>7015730
but jiro is jesus, jesus never tried to bone eve


also this meme is fake and gay
>>
>>7015730
Oh that makes sense. I just didn't know any bible stuff cause i'm a filthy atheist.
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>>7015747
the whole damn thing doesn't make sense under the context of Tank being King Herod, and the comparison isn't there anyway. Hence it being a stupid meme.
>>7015769
I'm kind of in a religious grey area, but Ireland has Religion lessons in the core curriculum (though they can be opted out of), so I know more than an equally devout amerikek.
Unless you guys have Religion classes too.
>>
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Guess who it is and you get the succ
>>
Wew discord fellating power hour
>>
>>7015825
Me.
>>
>>7015827
hide post function makes every thread a good thread
>>
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>>7015835
Yeah, but someone who isn't you should guess.
>>
>>7015827
24/7.
>>
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>>7013857
Can I be the DLC?
>>
>>7015827
This wouldn't be a problem if discord weren't the better place.
>>
>>7015825
Jinx
>>
>>7015873
You get to be in the adult parody
>>
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>>7015888
>implying i talk to jinx
i talked to her about sharkos that one time (turns out she has normalfag taste according to /an/) and i also asked her how to study but beyond that nah
guess again bucko
>>
>>7015878
You can stop shilling now, you insecure autist.
>>
>>7016071
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>>7016160
This is a cute OS
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