HG thread
Spiders can do that? They only get more monstrous.
>>7004722
Is that so? I must have imagined all of those laughs you received when she was here. Or all the bruises you came in with.
>>7004769
You understand. You could not imagine.
>A wicked grin begins to form on her face as she continues.
It was all I know and all I can do. Still do. It was so simple and so much fun.
>>7004806
Pushing your flaws onto someone. You would be like that, Subaru.
>>7004856
That...that is not even physically possible...
>>7004775 #
I'm not an idiot! I was just making sure to be extra early for the next game, you know?
>>7004856
... You probably don't believe me, do you
>>7004856
Cockroach in the bathroom, eh?! Well, not anymore!
Tell us all, HG. Why do you play your character?
>>7004940
ONE
YEAR
>>7004940
I locked three of those idiots inside. There better be at least two more when I get back.
>>7004903
Yes; however, now that you have changed, your hubris has caught up to you, no?
>>7004940
He could not pay for any of my wares. Let me have one fleeting moment of egotism.
>>7004948
>I like Undertale.
>>7004769
You had parents? I just assumed you ate the same thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did.
I suppose it's nice to meet you.
>>7004903
...Idiots will laugh at anything, had she not been busy with me. I assure you they would be resting six feet under. And those bruises...well.... lets just say she doesn't know her own strength.
...
Least that's what I like to think
>>7004940
This is the second time in a row I've been torn apart by a canine in the games. I think. Might be remembering wrong
>>7004948
he makes me laugh
>>7004948
For shit posting of course
>>7004904
>>7004860
...Really? Well, then...
>With a laugh, he turns to Muffet with a large smile on his face. The 76th one today, fun fact.
Baby, I'm gonna have to arrest you someday, because you stole my heart.
>>7004948
>Because he's a sociable person and funny at times.
>>7004948
Best of the serie
>>7004903
You've fallen hook line and sink, Rammy. If there's one thing you need to work on it's your gullible nature.
>>7004915
S'yeah, I see how it is. Extra early for a game not hosted by Rammy, eh? Tell me, have you always been this much of an idiot?
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>>7004948
Who else is going to play me before season 2 comes out?!
>>7004940
>>7004948
>With the exception of Sylvie and Hood, the rest are my favorite characters from their source.
>>7004948
>Because I've tried playing strict characters and while they're fun and all the sillier ones allow for more room for conversation. Sure it's less restraint, but giving people that opening for any kind of conversation makes up for it.
HG, It is your cousin.
Let's go bowling.
>>7005011
How'd the hell did I get up here?!
>>7005021
>Accept
>Then cancel it
>No malus
>>7004948
I identify with them?
>>7004948
Because I'm one of the best girls ever to exist.
>>7004947 (Seth)
I know that Belgium would be flattered if she was here. Heck, maybe she might even appear when it's her birthday.
Is that your final email address? Because I just sent you the photos! There you go, Seth, twenty pictures of the Belgian Beauty herself! You're welcome!
>>7005021
Sure! Why wouldn't I go bowling with you?
>>7004948
Skeletons are great.
>>7004948
>i wanted to take a crack at an oc character
>>7004948
Cause I have nothing else to do.
>>7005055
lookit dis bonehead right here
>>7004972
All monsters have had parents, dearie. How do you think they came into existence?
>>7004996
...
>Muffet giggles loudly.
Ahuhuhu~! You certainly know how to make a lady laugh!
>>7004948
To unleash my inner playboy and reply to this for the third time because I have nothing better to do.
>>7005011
>>7004975
You are correct.
>>7005064
Niiiiice
>Rattles rattlingly
>>7005007
is this a jojo refereren
>>7005056
this nigga looks like a stick of butter
>>7005081
Now that you mention it...
>>7005055
>thumbs up in the distance
>>7005074
I've been doing nothing but get high and drunk all game... I hope nobody takes advantage of me.
>>7005087
Fuck off my girlfriend
>>7005074
I shall never speak of what happened ever again.
>>7005068
Darn right, I do! What I lack in smarts, I make up for sincerity and kindness!
>He sighs, placing his hands in his pockets.
Did I mess it up? For some reason, I have this weird feeling I messed up.
>>7005055
skeletons are perfect husbando materiel
>>7005095
Hi Furry Porn.
>>7005087
How rude, I'll remember you said that.
>>7005074
History isn't my strong suit..
>>7005111
Shame they are 100% pure.
>>7005075
eyy it's my favourite numbskull
>>7005055
>>7005095
>thumb up in the distance
>>7004971
Yes it has. I have this place to do that. Even if it lacks the finality outside of here, this is sufficient enough. Sometimes.
>>7004972
Maybe you overestimate her strength. It tends to happen when you care for someone.
>>7005003
And what is the joke here exactly?
>>7005068
Science experiments? Like Frankenstein.
>>7005123
shame :c
still a best, though
>>7005126
Favorite? No, no, that can't do. Nito is far better bone rattler than I.
>>7005133
If you had met her personally you wouldn't be saying that...You think she carries that horse whip for a fashion statement? Non non. It's her favorite toy to use...especially against me!
>>7005140
I may not be a skeleton but dang I'm a good husbando. Just ask Rem and she's agree.
>>7004948
it's fun to take lewd characters out of context
>>7005138
I'm late on my first day!
>>7005112
...Do I look like a putrid mutt to you, anon? And no, my cloak of darkness isn't fur. Its darkness. DARKNESS AND...DEAD THINGS.
>>7005154
who are you
why are you talking to me
>>7005133
The joke?
The joke...the joke...in a way the joke here is you, Rammy.
>>7005138
This match is much calmer than the last. Only reason I neglected to skip is because there is one death every slide so far.
>>7005146
nah mang
he may be the one that rattles the most, but he's knu-cool compared to you, your boneness
>>7005167
Natsuki Subaru-kun. I'm talking to you so you'd understand.
>>7005172
Do you guys like History?
>>7005179
...okay?
>slowly backs away
Well, I'm out. Peace.
>>7005110
You did not mess up in the slightest, mon cher! You not only made me laugh, but also charmed me deeply!
>>7005133
Indeed, dearie.
>Muffet sighs.
I suppose I do not know what else to say, dearie, except that I do hope you keep trying to change humanity's perception of you.
>>7005134
No, dearie. We are all natural. Do you not remember?
>>7005172
That was an incredibly bad idea...ahuhuhu~...
>>7005190
Bye bye!
>Blows a kiss
>>7005175
They don't call me the Spook King for nothing. And I know what you may be thinking. Who calls him that? Well the answer is my mummy.
>>7005163
Nito, I think some of that is fur. You do tend to roll around on small animals.
>>7005210
>She has no interest in the girl beside her as show mows down an entire sandwich almost twice her size.
>>7005195
Remember what? Monsters are practically fiction.
>>7005153
You sound excited when you talked about the whip. I wonder why.
>>7005168
It took you to long to come up with that. It make me believe you did not plan this at all.
>>7005195
As long as she is alive, I will. I suppose we are done talking. It has been fruitful.
>>7005190
Farewell.
>>7005218
hey! don't push me towards this weirdo!
>>7005207
Its not my fault that they're so small! Perhaps they should be more aware of their surroundings!
>>7005224
Not where I am from, dearie. There are many of us, in all different forms.
>>7005229
Indeed. Best wishes, dearie. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7005190
Catch you later!
>>7005195
I did, huh? Well, I think I'll be sure to say more of them more often! You can expect the sweetest ones I've got!
...That I can think of! I think the sweetest partner to the hero deserves that right, right?
Where's cloud? I was supposed to meet him here for our date oh and
>steals from everyone's pocket to pay for the date
>>7005273
>you stole my dick
hey what the fuck man
>>7005238
shh
he has money
you can worry about the divorce later
>nudges towards Subaro
>>7005249
B-but I just ate!
>>7005290
>starts whispering instead of shouting like before
fine, I'll do this
should we split the money afterwards?
>>7005189
>>7005218
>>7005238
I'm liking it already.
>puts his arm around anon
So, you come here often?
>>7005229
Rammy, Rammy, Rammy! I've been playing dumb this whole time! How come you didn't know sooner? I'm way too smart to be here right now.
>>7005229
Oh hah hah, I didn't think you were capable of making jokes...
>>7005257
I feel sorry for the people who have to share the land with your kind.
>>7005273
>As you reach into her pocket, you realize something. She has no money.
What are you intending to do?
>>7005304
It is depraving enough that you slept with an arthropod. A few deaths involve water tonight.
>>7005304
Locking people in rooms is fun because you can check on it every day to see if it smells different inside.
>>7005268
I can hardly wait to hear them all, mon cher! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7005273
>Without looking, Muffet grabs his hand as he reaches into her pocket.
Hello, dearie. How are you?
>>7005322
>Muffet is trying to restrain herself from doing anything hostile to Ash.
...Well, actually, dearie, we do not share land with humanity anymore, as all monsters have been sealed Underground as a result of losing the great war.
>>7005339
I sank because my tits were real and not balloons!
Damn it all to hell, I don't like skinny dipping in frozen lakes!
>>7005319
I was just waiting for you to admit that you were dumb. You did not disappoint me for once.
>>7005322
It is just one of the things I am effective in. I am a master at it.
>>7005339
Final four.
>>7005358
And I can't wait to see your face when you hear 'em all! I'm looking forward to it, especially since I've got some really good ones! Well, that's my opinion, anyway, but the hero's always right.
It's an unspoken rule!
>>7005367
I said I was smart, Rammy. You're putting words into my mouth to fit your own narrative.
>Subaru breathes in, and the out while making the smuggest face he can
I guess it can't be helped that I'm way smarter than you guys. Maybe if you stand near me long enough you'll catch my intelligence.
Look back on your HG relationships.
How have they turned out? Are you satisfied with the friends you've made here?
>>7005441
yes
>>7005421
Final two.
>>7005441
yes
>>7005273
...Date?
>>7005453
Anime faggot moving in to take Darling's harem
>>7005358
Looks like someone is doing something right over there. Non, the real tragedy is how a bunch of so called "monsters" lost to a bunch of normal humans. Not really living up to the term are you?
>>7005367
Maybe you should ease up on the jokes and work on being a relatable human being. The monotone and blank expression can only get you so far.
>>7005441
I'd honestly be surprised and disappointed if anyone considers me a friend here
>>7005441
Yea.
>>7005463
Yeah...You said you were taking me out to the golden saucer for a while....Are you cancelling?...
>>7005453
Stupidity takes another life.
>>7005498
Dark Knight wins. Who are you exactly?
>>7005441
Yeah, I'm happy with all the friends I've made. I would have altered a few things if I could, but I'm happy with everything as it is now.
Yes.
>>7005498
Darn right, it's stupidity. Who says "a toast"?
Congrats to Batman, and thank you for hosting!
>>7005395
C'est fantastique! Do you have another one currently on the edge of your lips, mon cher? I am dying to hear it!
>>7005441
>Of course.
>>7005486
The humans had far greater numbers than us, dearie. It was practically one-sided. C'était terrible.
>>7005505
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7005509
Thank you for hosting.
>>7005505
a qt is what dark knight is
>>7005441
Sure, why not.
>>7005505
Congratulations, Dark Knight
>>7005509
Thanks for hosting
>>7005509
Gosh, you're just the best Rammy! Sorry I can't host. Got a big brain to deal with and all, you know? Being smart isn't all what it's cracked up to be!
>>7005505
My title is what I am... and my victory is well-earned.
>The Dark Knight is a job class from Final Fantasy Tactics.
>>7005544
a qt
>>7005514
Of course I do! I remember this one clearly, especially since France himself gave me the idea.
Arthur told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts. Etait-ce un bon?
>>7005441
I suppose it could have been worse.
>>7005440
I do not want to catch anything from you. Much less your ridiculous delusions.
>>7005486
Why should I change for anything? If I do, they would not be fond of the creature I am.
>>7005514
>>7005532
>>7005508
You are welcome once more. I am finished for the night.
>>7005535
Shut up and stop making an excuse. Just say you do not want to do it.
>>7005544
Understood. It shall be finished eventually.
>>7005532
Hey Ririchiyo
>>7005576
What is the matter?
>>7005600
Just saying hi. You really don't talk much so It's good to catch you here when I see you.
>>7005514
So now you live in a hole in the ground. Ahaha~ I honestly don't know what to say about that.
>>7005572
I think everyone would appreciate it if you were less boring...even if it's just by a little
>>7005441
they're all dead.
>>7005627
Then make new friends
>>7005627
Then let me be friends with you, Anon.
No one deserves to be alone.
>>7005572
Alright, alright. You're forcing me Rammy. How about tomorrow after I cure a disease? If I host then I know you'll all love it. If gives you time to really think about things. In fact, you have to be on my level just to get in. Nobody with a low intelligence can get in! It's a beautiful idea, right?
>>7005563
....qt?
>>7005572
Very well.
>>7005544
Here.
>>7005623
You are telling me to stop being boring? You overestimate yourself as always.
>>7005613
Oh I see, hello there. I tend to enjoy peace and quiet above the hustle and bustle of the ever-popular arena. It's quite relaxing, don't you think?
>>7005666
Yeah I guess but sometimes it gets a little lonely and quiet in here.
>>7005675
At least you'll die knowing someone was by your side.
>>7005570
Spectacular, mon cher! I do quite enjoy being called a queen.
>>7005623
Not necessarily a hole. It is much larger. You would be quite surprised as to how well we have adapted.
Well, that was fun. When's the next?
>>7005495
I don't remember that... But that's no surprise, I guess... You want to go, then?
>>7005709
If you're paying, then I'm all for wherever the fuck you wanna go.
>wraps my arm around your shoulder
so where you wanna take me big boy?~
>>7005708
Now we lay down to rest.
>>7005679
I suppose you'll just have to entertain yourself in whatever way possible. I tend to read literature and listen to classical music when I'm alone. Ofcourse being by yourself is a luxury over here, even when you think there's nobody here, people tend to appear from nowhere.
>>7005704
I'd be a crime to say you were otherwise! Ah, heck, I'm just glad you enjoy these lines in general. It gives me a laugh when I say 'em.
>>7005708
I'm not too entirely sure, myself... But I bet you five bucks it'll be within the next hour!
>>7005731
Really? Well, okay..
>She lays down for a few minutes, before starting to snore really loud
zzzZZZzz..
>>7005652
Tsk Tsk, how many times must I prove you wrong Rammy? You keep saying I'm cocky and what not, but do you not see I have the right to be?
>>7005704
So how do you even know French if you live underground? Assuming your parents also were born down there as well.
>>7005728
("And there she goes again...")
>>7005755
>Subaru rubs her head as she drifts off to sleep
Sleep tight. May you have vivid dreams that scar you on a new level.
>>7005739
Play by myself? You might want to break that down.
>>7005762
>The moment she is touched, she jolts awake
AHAHAHAHAHA! You thought you had me tricked, but it is I, who has tricked you. I was merely pretending to be asleep.
>>7005763
When there is nobody around to talk to, you should occupy your time by anything that entertains you. Watch TV, learn a new skill, practice a new hobby, or play some games.
>>7005740
You are quite the pick-up line expert, mon cher! They mix humor with romance perfectly!
>>7005756
My parents lived in the Surface, dearie. They had learned the language and were incredibly fluent. Then, they were banished Underground with the rest of the monsters. They taught it to me before they...turned to dust.
>>7005659
There is an extreme lack of images of the winner. I will try to search for it once I awaken.
>>7005644
Considering the low standards you have set for intelligence, everyone would be able to join. But if you are hosting, I will see if I can be present.
>>7005756
I saw how you were a punching bag for your partner. That is all I saw of you in actuality. Talk mean nothing in the end with results like those.
This place has succeeded in tiring me. Yes, I have to be going. Goodbye for now.
>>7005774
>Subaru jolts up and points at you dramatically
It is you who was tricked! You thought I was touching you, but I wasn't! The atoms and matter that take up the space between my finger and your forehead prevent me from fully touching you!
>Subaru then takes off his track jacket and drapes it over your head
Now we get down to serious business. If you won't tall asleep from my gentle touch then I'll make you fall a sleep.
>>7005792
It's a talent I have, I'd say! It makes me happy whenever I make someone laugh, and knowing that you enjoy 'em and are being charmed by them... Well, it just makes me ecstatic!
>>7005804
If you are you'll have to be in district twelve for obvious reason. Anyways, good night Rammy.
>>7005809
>Your track jacket starts vibrating and shaking uncontrollably
H-hey!! I didn't allow this! Take this off of me right now, or you're going to regret it.
>>7005792
It doesn't really matter now does it? It's all "dust in the wind" Ahaha~ I think I'll go and take a nice bath now. Try not to get bug sprayed!
Au Revoir~!
>>7005804
>Sighs
I see I'll have to teach you the hard way...
Bon Voyage, Rammy!
>>7005818
Do you promise me you won't try to trick me or anyone else here every again? Furthermore, do you promise not to harm me after I take the jacket off?
>>7005811
Do you have another one up your sleeve, dearie?
>>7005830
>Muffet glares at Ash
...Au Revoir...
>>7005850
>You can hear her breathing heavily in frustration underneath the jacket
...I-I promise.
>>7005814
Fuck off.
>>7005856
>he takes the track jacket off and puts it back on
I hope you've learned a valuable lesson. If you can't do something right the first time I'll be forced to help you the second time.
>>7005857
For how long?
>>7005851
Let me answer that question with another question, petite amie.
How many more do you want me to say? Believe me, I have a lot more up my sleeve.
>>7005866
>>7005875
...
>>7005866
>Before the jacket is fully off her head, she rams her head into your stomach, horns first
Take that!!
>>7005866
Two days.
>>7005870
As many as you desire, mon cher. As many as you desire.
>>7005886
>The horns ram right into his stomach, sending him into shock. The blood starts flowing out of his stomach as he starts to fade away
Wh-what happened to that promise...? You're...y-you're gonna end me...
>>7005913
Well, then. That only leaves me one question to ask you, and believe me, it's a good one.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
>>7005901
Ara? What's that mean?
>>7005919
>Tears start to well up in her eyes upon realizing what she's done
W-wait, I didn't mean to do that! Please, please don't die!
>Her crying slowly becomes uncontrollable sobbing
>>7005957
you better be dumping and not posting one pic just for le (you)'s
>>7005957
>>7005931
Why, quite free, mon cher. Why do you ask?
>>7005957
What is this boo boo ass monmusu
>>7005967
>>7005968
>>7005961
>he lays down next to the sobbing girl and smiles faintly before patting her head
I-It's alright, but now you m-must live with what you've done...m-may you find someone better than me eventually.
>that being said, Subarus heart finally stops, his hand dropping from her head to the ground
>>7005970
'Cause you're gonna be here all night listening to these awesome pickup lines. Some sweet, some dirty, all American.
I'm Alfred F. Jones, and it's an honour to be saying these to you tonight!
>>7005968
>>7005980
Ace Taste.
>>7005995
Get the hell out of here.
>>7005985
...
>She sits there crying, somewhat hopeful he might get back up
>>7006010
Are you really still mad about me beating you? Relax, Subaru.
>>7006016
>>7006028
>>7006016
GET TO THE HORSE PUSSY ALREADY
stop liking pseudo-beastilality
>>7006036
>>7006014
>instead of getting back up he responds right behind her
Are you ready for your punishment?
>>7006018
Yes, I'm still pissed off. I hope someone shaves your head while you sleep.
>>7005728
I thought we agreed on Gold Saucer... I still have some points left from the Battle Square, if you want something...
>He blanches at the contact, glaring softly.
>>7006044
But they're cute.
12 days since my birthday
give me attention
>>7006048
>>7006036
>>7006028
>>7006016
>"I love you"
BETTER FUCK HIM
>>7006037
>>7006048
>>7006053
Cuck, buy me a number 9 large with extra cheese.
>>7006060
We go 0 to 100 nigga, real quick
>>7006050
>Her body goes to scream, but no sound comes out, she simply faints
>>7006050
Jeez dude. You really are a sore loser! Just suck it up and live with it, dude!
>>7006044
>>7006063
>>7006060
>logic
>>7006079
>>7005986
>Muffet applaud.
I have all night, mon cherie! Lay them on me, ahuhuhu~!
>>7006059
>You
>>7006087
>>7006093
>>7006072
Haha!
Seriously, are you ready for your punishment?
>>7006077
You just lost your eyebrows, Darling. I'm cutting them off when you go to bed.
>>7006059
>3 days since mine so the (You)'s should be mine.
>>7006104
What is my offence, officer?
>>7006101
>>7006091
As do I! Who needs sleep when you have the most beautiful girl in the world to talk to?
Alright, then, here we go. I heard you were good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?
>>7006111
>late happy birthday kissu
>>7006053
I don't wanna spend your points. I want you to take me on the gondola ride and make me feel hot and spicy and tifa watched from the ground.
>>7006104
You mad about the Mayonnaise? I feel like this is about the whole no Mayonnaise thing.
>>7006078
Dumb meat sack. Why haven't you replaced your disgusting fleshy bits with cyberdongs and toasters yet?
FIRST 25
>>7006169
Horn-chan
>>7006169
Rinoa
>>7006169
Sakuya
>>7006169
Yukine
>>7006169
Nene-chan
>>7006169
Alfred Jones
>>7006119
Are you kidding me?
>he lifts up his shirt, revealing nothing in particular
Do you not see the holds in my stomach? Need I remind you that YOU did this!?
>>7006152
Yes, the mayo particularly. I don't even trust you to give me a good monster girl either. I'll be honest, I'm a little salty thanks to you.
>>7006060
Lamia are sluts. SLUUUUUTS!
>>7006169
Angie Yonaga
>>7006169
Natsuki Subaru
>>7006127
>Muffet thinks about this one for a moment.
...Oh! Ahuhuhu~! That one was a bit more vague but just as superb!
>>7006169
Muffet
>>7006169
Sleeping Nargy (One-off time)
>>7006186
What the hell is a shipe?
>>7006169
Ryoma Hoshi
>>7006066
Zack...? What are you talking about?
>>7006133
...You're drunk, aren't you? Come on, I'm taking you home.
>He slings the ninja over his shoulder
>>7006158
Because when you've got Slaaneshi warp dust, who needs cyberdongs and toasters?
>>7006169
Ya boi Lucius
>>7006186
Suck my dick Grimes!
>>7006169
Amami Rintaro
>>7006169
Jotaro Kujo
>>7006169
Anchovy
>>7006169
Misuzu Gundou
Don't you dare ban me.
>>7006202
I'm hungry. Just fucking do it and be useful for once.
>>7006186
Grimes, you know I love you, I was just salty over you taking America while I got Mexico.
Why can't we be friends?
>>7006193
What can I say? I like the ones that give you a bit of time to think so it strikes you later!
You know, my friends bet me I couldn't talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy some pastries?
Alright, this may take a little while. Sorry for any inconvenience. I'm helping him out as much as possible
>>7006169
Enrico Pucci
>>7006169
Sleeping lolis
>>7006169
Starfire
>>7006169
Vert's waifu
>>7006169
Woof!
>holds up a sign that reads "Inu-Sakuya"
>>7006169
Meme dog
Weaving out the banned. Please hold up a minute.
>>7006169
ANKIMO
>>7006218
That sounds fantastic to me, mon cher! Pray tell, who are these friends, anyways?
>>7006169
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROSTER READY
>>7006266
Yep. It's a work of art.
>>7006266
This the best.
>>7006259
You wanna know who the friends are? Alright, man, but I don't know how you'll react when you find out.
Me, myself, and I.
>>7006266
I'm so goddamn ready, man. Here we go!
>>7006169
Voyevoda
>>7006266
What the hell am I looking at?
>>7006215
Fine. I'll drop by the slums and find you something...
>>7006266
...Is this a joke?
>>7006266
i can't hfuckiug breathe omg
>>7006266
Yare Yare...Whatever, hurry up.
>>7006282
No this is real.
>>7006299
>gropes
>>7006288
Grimes, please kill yourself
>>7006288
Sorry about that. I was bored.
>>7006302
Stop that.
>>7006282
Bring me a large orange soda
>>7006310
>pinches nips
>>7006276
Ah! Well, mon cher, you certainly showed them what for, no? You were certainly rewarded for your courage, ahuhuhu~!
The host is right now drinking himself into his grave. He may not be able to host.
>>7006207
Foolish and ridiculous words. As expected to come from something composed of beefybits. Your technology is obscene and I would never insert my adaptor into it. Good day, flesh sack.
>>7006330
I couldn't have asked for a better reward, in my honest opinion. It truly is a great start to the year already.
I might not be no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. Please don't slap me for that one, it just had to be said.
>>7006353
The mad man.
>>7006266
Seriously, the fucking tech priest?...Alright, guess I'll just go make my own blood games with strippers, coke, heavy metal and orgies...You know what, screw the games.
>>7006341
More STCs for my boys then. See ya later gal pal.
>>7006353
Thank you for the game.
>>7006356
slide 2
ELETRCI BOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7006352
...
>Muffet stares at him.
>>7006356
Dearie...where did you find that photo...
>>7006378
YOU DID IT, YOYU WOHN YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>7006413
>>7006402
...
And that was the fastest time in which someone ever hated me. I understand if you don't like me no more, I guess it was kinda childish of me to say in retrospect. Maybe I should've asked for permission first.
>>7006413
I won. But it don't feel like a victory to me. Thank you anyway.
But yeah MY BIRTHDAY WAS 12 DAYS AGO
GIVE ME ATTENTION
THIS GAME IS CANCER
KILL YOURSELF GRIMES
>>7006420
>Suddenly, she smiles.
Was that an invitation, mon cher?
>>7006420
WHY YHE FUCK ARE YOU BEING AN ASSHAT ABOUT WINNNING MY GAME?YOU TOO GOOD TO HAVE A VICTORY FROM ME? HOW ABOUT YOU STOP[ BEING SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT AND FUCKING LIKE SAY YTHANK YOU FOR THE GAME
WHY YHE FUCK ARE YOU BEING AN ASSHAT ABOUT WINNNING MY GAME?YOU TOO GOOD TO HAVE A VICTORY FROM ME? HOW ABOUT YOU STOP[ BEING SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT AND FUCKING LIKE SAY YTHANK YOU FOR THE GAME
WHY YHE FUCK ARE YOU BEING AN ASSHAT ABOUT WINNNING MY GAME?YOU TOO GOOD TO HAVE A VICTORY FROM ME? HOW ABOUT YOU STOP[ BEING SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT AND FUCKING LIKE SAY YTHANK YOU FOR THE GAME
>>7006436
I--
>Alfred was not expecting that at all. After a while, he smiles back, a grin on his face.
Maaaaybe. Maaaaybe not. Why d'ya ask, miss Muffet?
>>7006439
JESUS, I WAS JUST SAD ABOUT SOMEONE POTENTIALLY HATING ME, MAN! YOUR GAMES ARE THE BEST GAMES EVER CONCEIVED BY MANKIND, JUST DON'T HURT ME, MAN! THANK YOU!
>>7006450
At least correct this typos before you repost it.
WHY YHE FUCK ARE YOU BEING AN ASSHAT ABOUT WINNNING MY GAME?YOU TOO GOOD TO HAVE A VICTORY FROM ME? HOW ABOUT YOU STOP[ BEING SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT AND FUCKING LIKE SAY YTHANK YOU FOR THE GAME
WILL THIS GIVE ME (You)s
I'm going to bed. N-Not that you care, but I figured you'd w-want to know if case you worried.
>kisses everyone goodnight
I-I love you...
>>7006464
You're going to wake up and everyone is going to love you a little less.
>>7006456
Oh, no reason~! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7006464
>kissu
>>7006464
I'm sorry, Subaru, but I just don't like you in that way. Have a non-sexual hug from the hero.
Good night, man.
>>7006473
I'm suddenly anticipating the near future, and I simply don't have a clue why. I'm sold!
Y'know, kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?