ERP: Lewd things and stuff and junk Precum: >>6995812

>The perspective on that dick

>>7004430
Can I get some catbutt?

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Let's play that classic game...

LURKERS!

POST,

YOUR,

CARDS!

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>>7004430
https://youtu.be/aztw2s3PZzY

Has Sarah "Kikes on Spikes" Anderson shown up yet?

>>7004513
Good to see you Luffy, how are you?

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>>7004537
(Very well; had a nice day at work and I'm feeling happy about life in general so far! Found some interesting One Piece FanFictions involving time travel I may want to read. How are you anon?)

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>>7004346
>The girl almost drools herself as she watches the sniper lewdly draw in the trail of saliva. Hana lets out a hungry little mewl, lost in the burning heat of arousal in her loins. Not that she had the chance from the moment Ana opened the door. God, she wanted to cum. Wanted to get lost in the other woman's skilled fingers. As the bright pink dildo is forced deeper into her twitching little butthole, Hana yowls.
Fuck! I'm not...Ungh! I'm not gonna. Just make me cum!
>She would have sounded like a petulant child were her voice not altered by her horniness. The wet sounds of Ana's fingers in her sopping cunt grow to a crescendo, her hips bucking and jerking arrhythmically. Every cell of her body shrieked at her to be dominated by the older woman, but Hana's mind stayed stubborn.
Dammit, Ana!
>She'd never referred to the captain by her first name before. Rebelliously, the Korean yanks harder at the woman's clothes, ready to tear them open for her prize.

>>7004365
(lusamine/crazy jellyfish lady)
>All of his newfound confidence evaporates as soon as she turns those green orbs on him again. She has this uncanny way of looking straight through him, like his teacher except much much scarier.
I haven't.. I mean I've never heard of anything as crazy as pokemon from another world.. Why would I know anything about that?

>>7004516
>Wanting to fap to the /pol/ bastardazation of someone's daily life drawings
I don't know how to feel about this, but good is not one of them.

>>7004565
Good. Just got home from working a long shift during new years. just relaxing for now. Will you be on for long by chance?

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>>7004516

>>7004652
what do you think of my circumcised jewish dick?

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>>7004646
Well I was well energized when I got on, so potentially. What do you have in mind?

plz be my gf, Sarah!

>>7004687
Either Princess Link Or Miss Fortune.

My cat puns are pretty pawsome if you ask me.

I hate niggers

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How do I propose to someone through the internet

>>7004750
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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>>7004750
Write a lewd pastebin detailing your idea honeymoon together
It's the only way

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>>7004750
You don't

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>>7004771
you don't understand, they're cute and furry

I tell you man, this shit is getting out of hand

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>>7004581
>The frenzy between them whips up to an even harder beat, and Ana is soon thrush with color, in no small part due to the sounds coming from the holovid. Hana is rolled off suddenly, the hands leaving her sopping, needing holes, but there's at least some compensation in the form of the captain's clothing finally going. Beneath the poofy sweater and capris is a body certainly touched by age, but still spry and eager for affection, if the nectar coating her thighs says anything.
...
>Eyes hard and intense, Ana snaps her fingers and motions to her lap, the captain having zero tolerance for insubordination.

>>7004750
JIRO NO STOP RAGYO WON'T SAY YES

>>7004808
Are you still taking recruits captain Ana?

>Sarah Andersen memes spreading to /trash/
god help us

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>>7004516
Right here, buddy o' pally pal boi!

>>7004676
It's a DISGRACE to the human race.

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>>7004705
Well, it was a while since I stepped in here...
D-do you want me to wear my princess outfit or my cheerleader outfit?

>This answer will ensure just which one I will prioritize for posting, but I may also post the other kind of outfit should I run low on pictures.

>>7004652
(Dammit... if I didn't have to work today, I'd continue to plunder your snatch for "oil")

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I want to rp as a fashionable cutie in skinny jeans. This isn't as easy as it should be.

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>>7004818
Jiro left years ago
I heard he got in shape, joined the military, and died in Iraq

>>7004727
Now, who is this gorgeous looking girl~?

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>>7004821
I don't know whats worse, the memes, or anons like >>7004695 and >>7004676

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>>7004513

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>>7004821
You didn't think you could escape unca pol, didja?

>>7004830
Do it. How would it be difficult though?

>>7004825
Cheerleader. It makes your ass look fatter. Just keep it kinky and I'll love ya!

>>7004830
It's never that easy, sadly.

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>>7004862
Why?

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>>7004844
I like the memes but I come here to be not-/pol/ for once in my life. I'm /pol/ like the other 95% of the time.

>>7004822
How's my favorite little white nationalist tonight?

>>7004822
I didn't choose to be born jewish, Sarah. I didn't ask them to cut the tip of my dick off. I was a baby. How can you hold this against me?

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>>7004879
Finding consistent pictures is the challenge.

>>7004883
This artist loves to draw that sort of thing, but they're of various characters.

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Cmon anon the park is nearby!

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>>7004879
Oh, thank you sir~!
>He replies, skipping towards him, his Pom-poms jiggling through the air...
>Along with his own puffy cheering tools that he was holding on his hands.
Is that good enough for you, sir? I do want to be loved by you...

>>7004866
(If you have the time can we please finish up an old RP sometime iris? If not that's fine too.)

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>>7004821
There is NO stopping the truth train, Mr. Goy- or should I say Mr. JOO!

>>7004695
Oke.

>>7004826
Don't chu worry, Mr. 'Murica, there's plenty of time in the world for all of us.

>>7004895
As comfy as a pack of Syrians snuggled together inside a German product truck.

>>7004901
You never DE-Circumcised! You embraced your Nu-male Joo path.

>>7004922
>He giggles, patting her head softly.
Oh, sure! I'm right behind you, Roll-chan~!

>>7004922
>pins down and tears legs off

>>7004941
Maybe you can de-circumcise me, with your mouth.

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>>7004956

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>>7004941
Sarah, I think I might have a place for you in my cabinet.

>>7004974
How nice; someone left a decal of Chris Hansen on the wall and they didn't even bother to make the rest of his body on the blank wall...

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>>7004820
(Clock's at 3AM soldier, don't know if Nana will make it much longer)
(I don'r work tomorrow though, so if you've got a Discord tell me, or I'll just pop in tomorrow afternoon-ish)

>>7004914
Gotcha. Why this kind of fetish though?

>>7004925
My pleasure!
>He admires the beautiful frame of his soon to be lover
Oh I'll love you alright. By you gotta show me how much you love me.
>He said has he pats his thighs. Indicating for him to do something around this lower region.

>>7004914
A damn shame. Those two are top cuties.

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>>7004936
Huuuh.

Oooh, I miight have fallen asleeeeep, or soooomethiiing.

>>7004914
Crop off the girl to the right on the ones you wanna use? That'd just leave you with the hip and buttshots in clothes

>>7004727
Good lord..I want her to sit on my face.

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>>7004998
>While his face was a bit bewildered at why he pats his thighs, he soon realized why he wanted him in this outfit in the first place.
Hey, can you check and see if my ass is as thick as it looks?
>He replies, turning around and bending over, backing his rear up to let him grab and fondle.

>>7005022
Man I wish I could be as fey and above it all as Plutia

>>7004995
>(No worries love. I don't actually, but you have a great night.

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>>7004966
My mind was telling me no but your REPEATING DIGITS illegally immigrated in my mind, so it's purrty balanced!

Have you, at the very least, moved on from your silly "ree-li-jawn"?

>>7004980
Well that's pretty fantastic, Mr. President-Elect, because I'm not a fan of POSITIONS IN THE /CLOSET/!

>Sarah points two finger-guns at Mr. Trump and smirks.

>a voice echoes through the room
DAHNALD...

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>>7005042

>>7005066
Oh God... it can't be...

RUN! IT'S DUBS CRUZ!!! HIDE THE DELEGATES!

>>7005059
No! I even celebrated Chanukah just days ago.

>>7005022
>The anon looks down on the small little CPU, dragging her words and acting innocent again. Hard to believe sometimes that this was Iris Heart too.
So...is that a yes? No?

>>7005066
>As if not caring about the voice, the main cocked his thumb towards the exit.
Donald Trump's taking office soon. Party to kill him leaves soon. See you in the news you femnazi.

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>>7005098
Maaaaaaybe. With enough alcohol...

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>>7005059
See, Obama would have tried to take away your fingers when you used them as guns. Sad! But my administration will be very pro-gun. We'll be instituting mandatory open carry. Once everyone is armed at all times, everyone will be safe.

Sarah, I want to make you Secretary of Arts & Culture. I want to privatize that department and I want you to spearhead that for me. You know a lot about Patreon, and that's the business model for America now. No more taxes, you only support what you want to support.

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>>7004998
Can't say I'd know. Just something I really like.

>>7005005
Definitely. I just gotta look harder, perhaps.

>>7005023
That could work. Using crops to get a little creative... I think I'll mess around with that.

>>7005122
>Anon runs off immediately from the small creature, only to return with armfuls of booze bottles of different assortments.
I...I managed to get all these. Would you like to drink up then? S..Shall I fetch my old message from the archives dear Iris?
>He was unsure how to feel, on one hand he could be groveling at his feet again before Iris. Or he could just be playing into Plutia's mischief, either way he's trying to kill a boring Sunday night.

>>7005116
Hello Ribbon.

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>>7005093
Well then okay! I'll be generous enough here today to let you stick your Jewish, circumcised penis inside of my genetically superior mouth with the sole condition that my jaw can SHUT tighter than the relations between Israel and Palestine. You fucking JOO.

>>7005147
Well jerk my invisible cock and call me Anthony Weiner, b-because you've got yourself a NEW Secretary Of Arts 'N Shieeeet!

>Sarah bounced repeatedly upon imagining the endless capabilities her influence could mark in America, a rope of drool escaping her lips.

We're gonna FUCK some NIGGERS up, Mr. Trump!

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>>7005177
What? I have totally no idea who this "Ribbon" girl is!
Anyways, hi there.

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>>7004605
>>7004808
(I'm so sorry bbs, I severely overestimated how well i could run on zero sleep and I'm about to pass out. I hope it's okay to continue later. I'm so sorry! ;_; but look happy new year)

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There needs to be more art of chun-li in her uniform. Her figure is lethal.

>>7005201
WTF Sarah? You want to bite my dick off?

>>7005205
Ok.....hello then not ribbon, having a good lurk before bed?

>>7005209
(It's okay, I realized you weren't coming back. But thanks for the heads up!)

>>7005205
That joke is so bad I wanna smack the blue off this bitch.

>>7005209
(It's okay! Looking forward to playing with Lusamine again)

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>>7005201
That's the kind of enthusiasm I like to see, Sarah. I want you to take this flame thrower and head on down tot he Smithsonian. Any art that doesn't make America great, torch it. Or sell it to foreign suckers if you think you can. We need to make the Smithsonian the best, classiest museum ever, we want to make the Louvre look like a shitty fridge with baby drawings, you got it?

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>>7005209
(Was just about to do the same. I'll DM you tomorrow, nite)
(Gnight thread)

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>>7005201
I wish I didn't feel so gay about all of this

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>>7005236
Yeah, memeing aside, I'm having a hard time thinking up of RP things. Not exactly a writer's block, but not exactly fine on this side of the fence either.
>>7005256
>

>>7005040
>He has a smile spread across his face as lustful thoughts filled his mind.
You got it princess.
>He leaned forward and pressed his hands again his underwear. He motioned his thumbs in a circular motion as he felt his tone ass in the palm of Anon's hands.
Your ass is perfect. The best ass I've ever touched... Now... I wonder if it's as tight as it looks...

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>>7005161
Don't be siiiiiiilly. It's monday mooorning. You caan't drink on a monday morning, you'll get arreeeested.

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>>7005283
Nnngh; f-fuck...
>He mutters to himself, swaying and shaking his ass to keep the anon entranced, biting his lip.
Mister; thank you so much...
Please; I want you to be happy...
Do to me as you wish for your research on my body...
>His heart flutters as he gives himself up to him like this.
It makes me feel, nice...

>>7005301
You going to play Kitty Pryde?

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>>7005230
Yeah, yeah Mr. Hahshahahsah Goldstein!

It's n-not like it wasn't mutilated already, you fucking JOO!

>>7005264
Yeah, FUCK YEAH MR. TRUMP! Just l-leave me a fewsecondsaloneinsidethatJewishChurchoverthere...

>Sarah rushed inside the densely-populated Church, and in a matter of minutes the whole neighborhood smells like 25% off Salami.

>>7005272
Oh me oh my Mr. Anon, I didn't know you could *feel* gay. I guess we should send your feelings to the nearest emotional psych ward!

>>7005303
.....plutia mischief it is.
>Anon sighed as he knew he was in for an odd adventure today. Still like the fool he was to want to be punished and pleasured by the elusive iris heart again.
You can drink whenever you want Plutia! You're at home, and we got lots of food! I can take care of you! J...just don't be afraid we can have so much more fun again!
>He picks up the nearest bottle and holds it out to her, wiggling it before her face to try and make her snatch it from him.

>>7005357
She looks too ugly for me, no I wont

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(Hmm.... I wonder...)

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>>7005405
Drinking is baaad.

Theen, I could maaaybe laaater tonight. Maaybe.

>>7005377
I honestly don't know how to feel right now. I'm sorry. I'm gonna get some sleep and maybe I'll think less stupid in the morning. Goodnight.

>>7005377
(Fuck it, I guess I can spare an hour or two before bed! Where did we leave off? Mr. 'Muricuh here)

>>7005426
Oh, what a gorgeous sight...

>we are being invaded by /pol/ at this very moment
>nobody is trying to drive them off

>>7005503
It's because it's funny. I was in a thread last night with Sarah and I was sure I fractured a rib from laughing so hard.

>>7005432
.......
>Anon gave her a deer in headlights look, unsure of what the heck was in front of him at this point. Maybe he could get the chance to catch up on unfinished business with that voluptuous CPU. Most likely he was just duped into buying lots of free booze for a little girl by thinking with his dick.
O...ok then. It would be nice if.....maybe she'd show up again.
>He leans down to pat the cute pururut on the head as she goes about her usual childish ways.
Anything else you want to make some anon do with you little cutie plutie?

>>7005519
Fuck you, racist filth

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>>7005503
>>we are being invaded by /pol/ at this very moment

>>7005503
As long as they're being injokes and taking requests fuck it. Let the fad run it's course and die forgotten.

>>7005527
No u.
>Runs away to cry uncontrollably in a corner

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>>7005503
It is delicious.

>>7005541
That's pretty much what it is. Injokes and deliberate over-exaggeration. Nobody is taking it seriously.

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>>7005338
Did, I scare him off~?
Oh well...anyone else?

>>7005338
>(Thanks again!

>the dominant male stands up and smacks his sissy lovers ass. He spits on his back to make sure they feel as if they're being mistreated. He hoist the princess up and and carries him into the next room. There he presses the boy against a wall at Anon's face level and begins to lick the inner thighs of his legs. Mere seconds pass, his sensitive private area was completely coveted in saliva. You could even point out the wannabe princess' small cock behind a very fine thin white pair of panties.

>he looks up and stares eagerly into the young boys eyes...
From here on out, I'm your daddy and you're my little girl, okay?
>instructed dominant one

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>>7005614
The mind is willing but the flesh is tired

>>7005614
Nope. I'm still here. Sorry had to take care of something first. You now have my full complete attention.

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>>7005449
Don't let the SS bite~! <3

>>7005450
(Gotcha' covered Anon! https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6989304/#6992173)

>Once her mind pieced back together unlike the irredeemable immigration system of Sweden, Sarah had realized she was being robbed-- by her own country! First the taxes, then Obamacare, and now they wanted to try yet AGAIN to screw her silly and take her energy? Her rather thick thighs squished the cowboy's cheeks tightly, as she did with her own, using her tiny hands.

NOW HOLD ON ONE SECOND, MR. MURICA...!

...Who's gonna be in charge of dealing my bodily fluids internationally? WHO?!

>>7005628
This mish is wish but the fish is tish.

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>>7005617
>He hums eagerly as he is spanked, giggling as he feels the spit roll around his back.
Agh; take me away, sir...
>He begs, eyes locked onto his, caressing and gazing at him....
Ngh...
Oh, daddy; fuck your pretty little daughter, please~!

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>>7005628
Same, as much as I hate to admit it...

>>7005633
(Oh; sorry! Didn't know!!

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>>7005656
>Pretty little daughter
>That fucking image

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>>7005640
If wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean

>>7005671
I'll get you sometime.
And the princess too

>>7005698
If sit the bib when you're in the.

>>7005656
That looks like the fucking spitter from L4D

>>7005718
I GOT HIT. BY THE BURNING GOO SHIT

>>7005639
>The American Cowboy relents slightly, and thinks of a solution to her distribution demands with an efficiency far greater than the failed Left-Wing communists could ever hope of achieving
IT WILL BE PRIVATIZED! THE STRONGER THE PRIVATE SECTOR, THE MORE JOBS FOR RED-BLOODED AMERICANS! MORE JOBS MEANS MORE MONEY, WHICH MEANS WE WILL BE CLOSER TO MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! WE CANNOT KEEP BEING DEPENDENT ON FOREIGN FLUIDS WHEN WE HAVE WOMEN SUCH AS YOU TO VOLUNTEER!
>Overpowering her tight hold on his head, he launches a vicious counter-attack of such ferocity it dwarfs the great Troop Surge in the Middle East

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>>7005678
>>7005718
Sorry...
Is this better~!?
>He asks, turning his head to look at their eyes.

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>Summoning Haruka

>>7005766
>Pats the Bapis

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>>7005772
>doesn't fight this
>doesn't necessarily like it either

>>7005215
Officer Chun-li is the best.

Is late ERP go to sleep ... and die while sleeping.

>>7005656
>he uses his teeth to pull his underwear under his small little cock. It was small, pale and uncut. It practicality looked like an oversized clit.

Yes dear...
>he placed his lips on the very tip of the small cock and began to suck on it gently. More and more so. The young boy began to moan in pleasure.
Do you like it rough at all he asked?
>but before Link could answer, the dominant man used the front of his teeth and very lightly pressed against the small tip of the uncircumcised cock. He then pulled on it with his mouth. All in all just wanting to hear the young boy scream...

>(are you okay with aggressive RP? I'm trying to think of things that aren't my cup of tea so I'm trying to make it more dynamic. What are some of your fetishes Luffy?

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>>7005747
>With an idle expression that had a scrunched-up combination of relief, excitement, awe, sexual arousal, and influential afterglow, Sarah had made her mind up- with the conclusion being:

YOU'RE NOT A NIGGER SO THAT'S ALRIGHT IN MY BOOK!

>Sarah could comfortably roll back into focusing on the exportation of her vaginal fluids into the mighty maw of a true 'Oral American Miner'. Her pink, now swollen snatch would begin to leak the precious fluids at a rate comparable to the rate of which oil spilled across the Gulf of Mexico.

N-Nngaahh! Don't... G-Give~... IT TO ISRAEL...!!! <3

>>7005831
>Eager to continue its mission, his tongue pressed farther into her candy-cunt, prospecting for her most sensitive areas to maximize "oil" profits
THOSE FUKKIN' JOOS AND SAND NIGGERS AIN'T GONNA SEE A SINGLE DROP!
>Slurping up her fluids like high quality bourbon, he focuses on her tiny buzzer, adjusting his grip on her so his hands can provide fire support for his entrenched tongue
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SEEING RED, WHITE, AND BLUE BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU!

>>7005831
Nice socks. Can I fuck ya in them? I love crazy cunts

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>>7005813
Mmmhm...
>He laps at his cock, smiling up warmly at him.
Rape me...make me cum by tentacles, please~!
I-I want to be a whore...a cum guzzling whore...
>He praises, sucking and moaning in submission.

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>>7005972
Sorry daddy; but posting this so I can sleep...
See you tomorrow~!

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>>7005896
>Just as her progressively capitalist climax arrived louder than refugees in the streets of modern Germany, a splash of a crimson red splattered across her face in the biological shape of a blush, and her eyes rolled upwards as if she was staring at 50 beautiful stars.

F-FUCK~... TRADE NIGGERSSSSS~~!!! <3

>Those words echoed over and over, releasing her hot loads of American-made liquid orgasm. Each, and quite simply every last drop of the precious fluid was successfully transported inside of the cowboy's secure mouth.

G-Gaahh~...

>>7005939
I mean, you CAN, but you can also just fuck my socks, if you want. Juuust throwin' that out there!

>>7006022
(Damn, gonna need sauce on these pics)
That's also true. I like the cut of your gib.
>His long, flaccid member already out, he gently takes two fingers and pulls the elastic of your sock a bit to the side, sliding his length down into the space between the sock and your leg, then lets go of the band, his cock nice and snug and warm in there

>>7005982
Nighty night. You be a good boy!

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>>7006075
>Giggles, snuggling up against himself, pressing his lips together, making a kissing sound.
Mmmwah~
Thank you daddy...
But, next time, c-can you call me...your daughter, please? That's what I am; your obediently, perfect daughter...

>>7006022
>Having plundered her hole of its precious liquid gold, he withdraws from her nethers and gives a mighty victory cry
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
>Flipping her over with such speed and precision, it might as well have been a NASA mission, he holds her just above his mighty USDA Prime American fuck-stick
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Are we dead in the water people?

>>7006144
Afraid so

>>7006144
It's the middle of the night you retarded nigger

Forced hate fags fuck off

>>7006144
> Scout and ribbon asleep, lapis left, Plutia teased an anon and bailed.
Yup

>>7006144

Yes. Suicide is the only option now.

>>7006153
Could have worded that better, I meant as in we don't really have any ava play right now, not another post to "kill erp"

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>>7006182
I might be able to hang out for a little bit if you'd like~

>>7006162
Still here

>>7006216
I want to pump Kirby full of cum

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>>7006074
(Here ya go! http://no-info.no-ip.info/sarah/index.php/patreon/ )

>Even before she could see the size of the phallic infiltrator, her leg was the first to experience the smooth surface of the girthy length, in all of its penile glory!

You know, nothing is more erotic than a conversation about those silly minorities to accompany a tender sock-fuck! TELL ME ANON, SPEAK TO ME OF YOUR POLITICAL PERSPECTIVES.

>>7006142
>Like a sack of potatoes, Sarah was raised and hovered inched above the tip of the organic, proudly-erect competitor of the American Flag's pole. Not that she could really do much about it, but it wasn't like she absolutely hated it like a certain ethnic group!

B-Billy Mays... I didn't know you were into the free trade!

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>>7005771
Good morning, anon. Ready to continue where we left off last time?

(Just give me 5-10 minutes because I've only just crawled out of bed.)

>>7006222
>>7006022
>>7005377
>Sarah getting all these digits.

W-What does it mean?!

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>>7006281
It means I need to face fuck her again sometime

Death is in my sight today
(Like) the recovery of a sick man,
Like going out into the open after a confinement.
Death is in my sight today
Like the odor of myrrh
Like sitting under an awning on a breezy day.
Death is in my sight today
Like the odor of lotus blossoms,
Like sitting on the bank of drunkenness.
Death is in my sight today
Like the passing away of rain,
Like the return of men to their houses from an expedition.
Death is in my sight today
Like the clearing of the sky,
Like a man fowling thereby for what he knew not.
Death is in my sight today
Like the longing of a man to see his house (again),
After he has spent many years held in captivity.

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>>7006290
But you are a WHOOOOOOOOOREEEEEE who gets face fuccked

>>7006222
You know who hasn't gotten fuckin' talked about in a while? The jews. Lately we've been so caught up with niggers and muslims and mexicans, we totally forgot about the real enemy! We haven't had any mainstream anti-semitism since, what, the 40's?
>He explains the predicament to her as his member starts to swell from the pleasurable contact, as well as the perverse joy in hearing such a cute cartoon gal spouting off such nastiness
>His length grows in all dimensions, making its way further down her leg and bubbling with pre, until the fat, apple-sized head is nearly down to her ankle

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>>7006300
Not when I have a dick.

>>7006222
>His proud flagpole, which would only be more majestic if there were a miniature American Flag flying from it, slowly prods at her hole, probing her defenses
IT'S TIME FOR THE SECOND WAVE! FREE TRADE (provided it directly benefits America) WILL ENSURE THE STRENGTH OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY! WE WILL MOVE PRODUCTION BACK INTO THE US AND THE JEWS CAN SUCK MY LEFT NUT IF THEY WANT AMERICA TO OUTSOURCE TO CHINA!
>His rambling finished, he pulls her down his mighty man-meat

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>>7006308
When you have a dick someone fucks your asshole instead of your face, that easy oldhag

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>>7006327
.. I wish CMG was my daughter...

>>7006237
(Sure am! And that's fine, it was my post anyway.)

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6956507/#6961777
>He shakes his head, waving his hand in front of himself.
Oh please, I'm nothing special. I'm actually surprised there aren't more people worshiping you. Even if you weren't gigantic, you'd still be lovely. But as you are now, well... You're even better!
>As she holds him against the stiff and sensitive nub, he returns his attentions to it, kneading it deeply all over, nibbling on it, tugging with all his might, only to see its springiness nearly knock him off.
After we're done? Sure, I'd love to. I wonder what else you have planned...

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>>7006144
Quick, bring me the defibrillator!

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>>7006337
BFfhahahahhah well you are stuck with me old lady

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>>7006363
Not if I go to bed! Goodnight fagagagaot

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>>7006367
I hope you die at your sleep, night

...Or that your tits become more saggy

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>>7006305
>Seemingly out of nowhere, a pristine glass of wine was grasped by her unoccupied hand, taking a solemn sip as she takes in Anon's insightful realization. The warmth of Sarah's smooth and well-kept legs increased as his cock's surface rubbed and brushed against the comfy texture of her striped stocking.

The JOOS are quite sneaky, Mr-Anon-sir, they sometimes disguise themselves as the Niggers, or even those silly beaners! A sure do hope a second holocaust happens despite one not even happening in the first plaaaace~!

>>7006322
>The soft-lookin', smooth-feelin' girl tilted her head back and upwards to see the man speak such inspiring, such hopeful words. Her red cheeks became rosier upon the tip's contact with her puffy, moistening vulva.

Sniff... god speed, An-AHHN...~~

>The surprise reaction of being penetrated was only matched by that of the events that took place on September 11th of the year 2001, except... this was a lot more sexual. A WHOLE lot more sexual- but just as political.

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>>7006351
(Great! Sorry if I'm a little slow with responses since I'm still a bit tired.)

>Haruka's grin widened further, feeling a little full of herself over how easily she turned this man from trying to escape her into willingly offering himself up for more experiments.
Don't worry, you'll find out soon enough. For now though, just try to focus on your current task.
>She lets out another deep moan from his tiny movement against her chest, shuddering again and causing more damage to the building and the road.
Ahh! Yes, just like that!

>>7006421
Me too, especially if it's an excuse to get some proper, pure white women in uniform!
>He agrees, flexing his proud white monster inside her sock, before pulling it out and slapping it across her lap leaving the elastic irreparably stretched out
Mind helping me out with this, Princess? I've had Jew whores begging for this beast all week, but I told them only a proper white woman would ever get a shot at this!
>He slaps his heavy, half-hard boomstick against her bare thighs, proudly taking part in his right to openly carry a deadly weapon

>>7006421
>Like an Atom Bomb being dropped on Hiroshima, his flagpole breeches her defensive lines and buries itself deep into the enemy territory known as her pussy,
FUCK YEAH, AMERICA WINS AGAIN!
>Once he can no longer sink any deeper into her tiny snatch, he draws out and surges back in, churning her insides like a diesel engine. Slow at first, but gradually getting faster and stronger

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>/pol/ in ERP form
This is hilarious.

>>7006484
I'm having a fucking blast.

Lurkers reveal yourselves.

>>7006452
(Don't worry about it, it's fine really.)

I can't wait! And I'm doing my best!
>He keeps working tirelessly at the giant nipple, practically wrestling with it as he tries his hardest to make her feel every pinch, kiss, nip and squeeze. But suddenly, he gets another idea...
What if I...
>Taking a brief pause from his ministrations, he rapidly takes off the rest of his clothes, undressing in a flash until his fully naked body is pressed against the nude giantess.
Let's try this instead!
>Grabbing his rock-hard member, he guides it straight towards the center of the oversized and swollen nipple. He pushes the tip of his cock against what would normally be a minuscule hole, now much more fitting for his size. Seeing his cock get buried into that massive nub of hardened pink flesh, he grunts and moans, pushing himself deeper until he's fully lodged in.
H-Holy crap, it's working!

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>>7006520
I'm here, but will probably go buy some groceries soon since it's super dead.

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>>7006520

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>>7006468
>NOW that she got a good look at her sock's dominant oppressor, she sat there, dumbfounded in absolute disbelief and even a pinch of slight regret. Kinda like ISIS's views on Russia.

You know what, Sir-Anon-mister? I can!

>True to her word, her legs began to slowly and teasingly spread farther apart, even more so than Anthony Weiner's marriage status. Her pink, panties were a sight to behold, looking rather adorable for someone so... Ehh...

Remember! NEVER race-mix! NEVAR!!!

>>7006470
>Her mind had the mindset of her beautiful home country, to continue to do the right thing even if it meant to work a whole damn lot for it, but her body had the mindset of France, begging for mercy and doing absolutely nothing to prevent itself from getting royaly FUCKED. Her juicy cunt kissed the man's cock over and over for every bounce and counter-thrust his manliness presented.

A-Americaaaahh~! FFFUCK MM-... YEAH!

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>>7006526
>She cocks an eyebrow, wondering just what exactly he was up to. Curiously she watches him strip and waits to see what he does next and without warning, an intense stab of pleasure, bigger than anything so far, hits her right in the chest. Taken completely off-guard she spasms uncontrollably, clenching her fist that was planted on the ground and tearing a hole in the sidewalk with her fingers.
Aah! What was that?!
>Her breathing quickened and she tried to regain her composure as best she could while making sure she didn't accidentally send her little helper flying with a sudden movement of her massive body.
I... I didn't give you permission to do that! But, keep going...

>>7006520

I don't play AVA anymore anon.

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>>7006308
i can still make you do 69 with me

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>>7006659
Nooho you cant because you have a micropenis

>>7006611
>Drilling into her tight snatch like he was drilling for oil, his cock head repeatedly rams against her little cervix. The girth of the monstrous trouser snake forcing her juices to leak out profusely.
DAMN RIGHT! I CLAIM THIS COOTER IN THE NAME OF AMERICA!
>His thrusting picks up even more speed, countering her own counter-thrusts as he storms her beaches of Normandy

>>7006644
>He holds on tight as best he can as her whole body, and therefore the whole neighborhood quakes violently. By now she had destroyed so much of the area that she might as well have been laying on a pile of ruins and rubble.
Whoa damn!
>Once she's regained his composure, he can't help but let out a nervous laugh, the only thing not making him regret his decision being how much she sounded like she enjoyed it.
W-Well you did say I could do whatever I wanted with this fantastic body of yours, s-so...
>After another short pause, he slowly began to pull away from her, dragging his shaft all along the gorged and hardened flesh surrounding it, before immediately thrusting back in. He repeated that motion, over and over, going fast and harder each time, until he was effectively full-on fucking her nipple.

>>7006611
Never! I'd never even let a brown bitch LOOK at this ivory devil, let alone touch it!
>He slaps his hearty American meat against his open palm, licking his lips at the sight of her--short, plump, and perfectly patriotic
>He grabs hold of her tiny ankles and places both her small socked feet against the underside of his shaft, while he pulls her undies to the side and rubs his thumb against her backdoor, getting ready to pump his Yankee Doodle into her

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Hi, guys. I offer up a sacrifice of ungodly good bubble butt in return for an answer to a couple questions; how rare are all-text-no-pictures avatars and should I try for one?

>>7006737
>how rare are all-text-no-pictures avatars and should I try for one?

Very rare, especially since Jiro basically proved you can play a character with only one image

>>7006737
They're not called avatars, but we do have a few namefagging anons. We used to have Petanon, innocent boy, Blake, and a few others.

>>7006737
Somewhat rare, they are just anons rather than avatars, avatars would imply you use a picture.
I've seen them roleplay a few times.

>>7006737
I'd say they're relatively uncommon. The main one that I know of is Squishy: The Friendly Tentacle Monster. He's not on very often, though, due to having to work.

>>7006737

I've seen one all text ERP session without Image only once.
Frankly I don't care about Images.

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>>7006737
(When I ERP, I rarely look at the images. I think that the main thing people are looking for is substance is the writing. If your writing is good to read, people will like and play with you, images or not.)

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>>7006714
F-fine...
>She couldn't argue with him there. Even if she did say he could do whatever he wanted with her she still planned on holding some form of control over him. His unexpected little stunt was making her show weakness and she hoped to try and avoid that.
>Still... The whole purpose of this little experiment was for her to have some fun so she figured she may as well enjoy herself to the fullest extent. Haruka couldn't stop herself from rocking back and forth slightly to the rhythm of the tiny man fucking her nipple, causing even more damage to the already battered building behind her.

>>7006793
Can you fuck my boipussi mr Owain?

>>7006793
The best writer and the only male ava people seek out in all of ERP has spoken

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>>7006823
(I mean...If you would like that, sure.)

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>>7006712
>It was damn near impossible for Sarah to not be heading into a second 'oil' spill, now. The enormous gun of 100% American beef stuffed into her tight, close-minded cunt and ramming it like an Islamic State truck hitting countless Frenchmen near a cafe, was but a mind-blowing experience.

Claim... Me! Before the goddamn Japs d-d-dooooo~...!

>>7006719
>She felt rather comfortable, for someone being groped and fondled by a person who's she's only known for a couple minutes top. But like Sweden, her foolish generosity was going to get her deeply fucked. Meanwhile, her clothed feet would gently massage Anon's musty, twitching underside. They were small leg movements, yes, but must've felt so satisfying.

Yeeeeaaahhhh! FUCK ALL the niggers! But not in the way you're gonna do to me, I'm not too sure anyone would enjoy that experience... FUCK NIGGERS!

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>>7006674
its you who has the microcunt, for i am tito, tito dick dickman baby!

>>7006844
Owain when are you and a revived Jiro teaming up to save Jinx from Clownpiece

>>7006850
Atta girl!
>He cheered her on as her tiny toes worked his veiny shaft up to full attention--as huge, hard and white as the Washington Monument
>He sunk his fingers deep into her chubby thighs and groaned out for her
Nice and fat....like a real American woman should be....

>>7006811
>He falls silent from that point on, focusing entirely on thrusting back and forth from the nude giantess, plowing away at her nipple. With each push, his balls slap harmlessly against the little bumps of her aureola.
Nnng...! T-That feels so good, I'm not sure how long I can last like this!
>He says finally, working up a sweat as his tiny body works away relentlessly to give the gargantuan woman the most pleasure his efforts can yield. He does muster enough strength and thought to ask her something else though:
A-Aah... Where should I come, my goddess? Inside, outside?

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>>7006882
(So Jinx is Maria and Clownpiece is Eggman?)

Owain please make ERP great again. You are our only hope!

>>7006904
>filename

Oh God, it's perfect

>>7006904
Jinx plays Blaze actually

Which means you need an Amy Rose

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>>7006904
Can I be big the cat

>>7006930
Play Rory

>>7006930
Play Rory

>>7006930
Rlay Pory

>>7006925
What was the name of Shadow's waifu that got killed? She should be Ragyo.

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>>7006930
(Of course, Mecha.)
>>7006925
(Drawing blanks here.)
>>7006948
(Pretty sure it was Maria.)

>>7006948
Maria

Which only makes things fit even more since Shadow died fulfilling Maria's promise and Jiro retired to try and pursue Ragyo.

>>7006960
lol

>>7006916
>Sonic
>a cheerful optimist beloved by many with an attitude that ticks off a few people (like Eggman)
>Shadow
>a mopey edgelord that cries about his waifu

It IS perfect, what the fuck

>>7006850
>Punching past the last line of defense, he slams his beef cannon as far as it could possibly go into her tight snatch, her convulsing cunt milking his length as it finally explodes in spectacular fashion, not unlike Castle Bravo, into her Bikini Atoll. Stars and stripes of brilliant red, white, and blue fill his vision as he claims her
THAT'S RIGHT! TAKE IT LIKE WE TOOK MIDWAY!
>He looks down at her with the look of pride only an American could muster

>>7006930
FROOOGGY???

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU

>>7006969
>People who like Sonic in general have shit taste
It IS perfect.

>>7006930
ayy wassup peanut head

>>7006984
FUCK YOU, FROGGY! I HOPE YOU GET CAUGHT BY A FRENCH CHEF AND HE CHOPS YOUR LEGS OFF AND COOKS THEM IN FRONT OF YOU!

>>7006998
Dude, not cool

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>>7006938
>>7006943
>>7006947
Play Yuugi

>>7006956
Neat

>>7006984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE

>>7006992
Just spent all night Leaguein' with a friend, was good times. How's the night treating you buddy.

>>7007009
Sorry... had a little moment there and sperged out... PTSD from Bigs' campaign probably.

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>>7006896
>With the man going silent and focusing on doing his little duty, Haruka joined him and the two simply kept up a mutual rhythm for a few moments until he broke the silence once more.
Hmm? Getting close are we?
>A wicked idea popped into her head. Instead of choosing one of the two options he offered her, she decided to go with something a little more creative. Gently and carefully she pinched his tiny body between her thumb and forefinger and plucked him off her nipple before lifting him up so that she had him held right in front of her face. She opened her mouth wide and slightly poked out her massive tongue so that it lay flat in front of him. Surely he'd understand just where she wanted him to release...

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>>7007021
>Play Yuugi

YUUGI!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!1111!!

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(Sowwy, you two! It got really late really quickly, so I'm gonna have to head off to bed after this post. We can continue next time, though. <3)

>>7006891
>Perhaps a change of pace and technique could do the pleasing trick! Sarah's clothed feet squished the apple-shaped head of Anon's beating dick, sending shivers down the spine of anyone that would receive such delightful treatment! The comment which he made, was taken fairly 'well'.

F-Fat? B-But! B-B-But...! EEEEEHHHHH!

>Pretty well, don't you think? At least the little outburst definitely sped up her legs.

>>7006971
>In a flashing moment, there were more white delicacies inside her overwhelmed, over-pleased vagina than there currently are in inner-Detroit. The costly fluids that the cowboy spent so long to extract was also lovingly sucked by the slimy girth of his accurately American, fat cock.

N-Nnnnaaahhhh~! P-PLZ B-Be my Patriotic BF~...

>>7007054
(Good night!)

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>>7007042

>>7007021
Not too bad, spent my time talking nonsense with some friends. Came to see if there's anything around ye old night hours.

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Someone say Yuugi!!! Where?!

>>7007054
Plz be my GF, Sarah

>>7007027
I can't help it! You're just so-... W-Wha??
>He was surprised to feel her plucking him away from her to say the least, having no idea what she had in mind for a moment, until she presented her gigantic tongue out at him. He stared at it for a moment, seeing how large and wide it was, more than enough for him to lie flat on. It was a little scary, but once he realized what exactly she wanted from him, he immediately understood and only got further excited at the idea to shoot his seed in such a grandiose mouth.
O-Oh! I see!
>Grabbing his throbbing member, he vigorously jacked himself off past the finish line, climaxing right in front of her open mouth and directly onto her offered tongue. The otherwise average load would have seemed puny in comparison to Haruka's massive muscle, barely sprinkling it enough so that she would taste it.
G-GAaahhn...~!

>>7007054
Plz be my gf, Sarah

>>7007120
>Ragyo is three of those
Impressive.

>>7007120
>Sonico, Shy, EGG
Why must you tease us with what we can't have?

>>7007140
EGG has been ERPing a lot more often on the Discord

Shy just finished ERPing as the /pol/ girl

>>7007144
You mean Candace the Cuckslayer?

>>7007150
Sarah "See a Nigger, Pull the trigger" Anderson

>>7007140
>>7007144

EGG isn't the only Kuroe here. I've seen someone else playing her.

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>>7007113
>The sides of her mouth curled upwards slightly as she heard his loud moans and felt the tiniest of splashes against her tongue, her sensitive tastebuds being able to pick up on its flavor only briefly before it was instantly diluted and mixed with her saliva. After closing her mouth she followed up with a dramatically loud gulp, completely unnecessary but she found it amusing to give him a little show this close-up.
Well, how was that?

(Do you want to wrap it up soon or keep going for a while longer? Either works fine for me.)

>>7007184
>As he basked in the afterglow of his own climax, he watched as she made an exaggerated swallowing motion to gulp his minuscule load, making him realize how easily she could have swallowed him whole if she truly wanted. That said, by now she had been so amazing and benevolent that the prospect didn't even bother him that much.

T-That was-... Aah, fantastic! You're amazing!

(I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to finish up here, though I was a bit curious to see what she/you had in mind, next.)

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Hello new family. I'm excited to join you fellas...maybe you guys won't be fucking assholes like a certain one asshole and tell me to kill myself nonstop

>>7007227

Only dead come here. You have to kill yourself.

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>>7007232
Be nice. He's a troubled man who needs a good succ.

>>7007227
Depends, are you gonna fuck with the wrong people?

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>>7007227
>Grimes no, not like this.

>>7007239

ERP has killed any Nice I had in me.

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>>7007244
I'll fuck whoever you guys want if it means not getting told to kill myself on the daily.

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>>7007219
>She couldn't resist giving him a quick kiss, her massive lips pressed against his little body for just a second in a show of appreciation for being such a good little plaything.
It was no problem at all, you cute little thing. Now why don't you relax for a while.
>Haruka lowered him back down to her chest, only this time instead of placing him on top she slipped her fingers between her heaving breasts and left him wedged deep in her cleavage.

(Yeah I'd rather stop sooner to be honest. I'm all out of flow trying to pick up a session from a few days ago so it might be best to end this one. We can always start up a new one whenever though.)

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>>7007270
>Takes my dick out
Hey, lil' lady. I'm new around these parts and would like to get settled in. You think you can take care of my lil' deputy down here? I think it'll be worth your while~

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>>7007290
>Aaaand there he goes.

>>7007270
>He let out a small laugh as he felt her plump lips cover his whole body, smooching him all over.
Ah, hehe, sure! I'd be glad to.
>And so he nestled comfortably into his dream spot: Between two gigantic mammaries.

(Alright then, no problem! Take care now.)

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>do my first ever erp
>the fag I replied to went to bed
Well fuck. who is here that I can fuck? I want to engulf my self in your culture so I can forget about all the bullies at HG

>>7007368
There there, why don't you tell us what happened?

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>>7007386
I fucking told this guy who I thought was my friend stop stop telling me to kill myself...and he kept telling em to kill myself..so I was like..I will then, bye forever and he was like "ok find a nice unmarked grave and do it, good luck" like seirously..I thought thyis guy was my friend.....

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>>7007368
It's probably time to go home, Rick.

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>>7007368
>Grimes, you're drunk as fuck, go home.

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>>7007368
Rick, I've come to pick you up. Now get in the fucking car before I hurt you.

>>7007395
Uh-huh...

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>>7007420
>gets in the car
>puts my head on your shoulder as we drive away
>starts sobbing onto your shoulder
T-thanks..I can always count on you....

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>>7007401
>...Crust? Damn man, I haven't seen you since I literally just started playing HG.

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>>7007401
>Smooches Spike's snout as it has gone unsmooched for far too long.

It's been a while, huh?

Last year it was ERP the Anime

Now in 2017 it's ERP the Hedgehog

Sonic - Owain
Tails - Luffy
Knuckles - Nue
Amy Rose - Shauna
Shadow - Jiro
Maria - Ragyo
Blaze - Jinx
Rouge - Kinx
Omega - Mecha
Vanilla - Sponty
Eggman - Clownpiece
Big the Cat - Paul

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>>7007318
>With her little guest safely secured, Haruka carefully stood up, taking care not to damage the neighborhood even further. Smiling to herself she made her way back in the direction of her home through the still barren streets.
>A few hours later the effect of the potion had worn off and she was back to her normal size. Fully clothed she gazed out of her window towards the city in the distance where she had just been, the crumbling remains of the building she used as a back rest just barely in sight. Luckily she had the foresight to travel miles inwards before she had her fun so she wasn't particularly worried about anyone recognizing her once it was all over, which meant she'd be able to just carry on with her life as normal. The only difference being she now had a little souvenir with her.
>Carefully she pulled apart her cleavage and looked inside. There, shrunken down to about 3 inches tall and still sleeping soundly, was the man she played with during her little romp in the city. He had drifted off while she was on her way home and she decided to slip a little shrinking solution into his mouth so that he could continue using her hefty bosom as a bed even when she was back to normal. Haruka couldn't help but let an evil grin stretch across her face, knowing that he was in for a big surprise once he wakes up.

(And done! I think I might have rambled on a bit much with that ending but whatever. Thanks for the session anon and take care.)

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>>7007426
Whatever. You owe me for this Grimes. I fucking hate baby sitting you and you know it. Now give me your credit card, I'm going to drain that thing dry.

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>>7007451
>didn't even reply to me
>do my first ever attempt at actual erp and you don't even reply to me
thanks for showing me that you guys are just as fucking rude as HG if not worse.

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>>7007461
Play a blank character, or something that isn't a live action character like rick, or Gou

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>>7007532
That is not fucking fair thatI have to pander to you fellas just to get in on the erp'ing. Like it's the ERP thread not the play an anime girl so you can get action thread.
>>7007455
>hands you my credit card
....Do I unzip now or what? I'm serious...I want to fuck......

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>>7007539
Thems the rules, nigger. Nobody is telling you to be Blake and sprout wings, and a 10ft cock, just don't play real people.

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>>7007552
fine fuck
Hello folks, i'm Rick Grimes. I was hoping I could come in here and get some action. I've been on the road for a while now and all this running from walkers has dried out my lil' deputy.

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>>7007539
>Swipes Credit card
>Pockets it.
>Obviously isn't going to give it back
Grimes...I'm not going to fuck you. How about this; If I see Panty I'll slip a word in, m'kay? She'd probably bounce your bones, she doesn't have a single shred of standards.

>>7007564
>>7007565
Play as Yamcha, fuckboy wont be able to resist your smegma then.

>>7007564
That's better. You'd probably have some luck during the busy hours in the afternoon, if you actually try.

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>>7007579
play as tito u nigger

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>>7007579
>>7007580
>you gotta be a girl to get laid or come back during busy hours as not 3d
Way to show that you guys aren't accepting of a people based on their appearance.

>>7007598
TITOBOYS

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>>7007616
yyyy, waddup bruddah?

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>>7007565

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>>7007660
Bitch, don't look at me like that. You know it's true. You'd bounce anything with a dick, now give the fucker some love; will you?

These HG fuckers sure are boring.

>>7007698
>when thread meta discussion comparing avas to Sonic characters was more interesting than actual roleplaying

>>7007669

Is wrong that I've always liked Stocking more than Panty?

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>>7007669
Really now Stocking? ANYTHING with a dick?

>>7007710
This is usually what everybody with normal taste says.

>>7007710
No that means you have taste.

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>>7007710
I was under the impression that was normal?

>>7007713
Yes Panty, anything with a did. Did I stutter or something?

>>7007713
Would you fuck Stocking if she had a dick?

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>>7007727
>Anything with a did
>Th-That's supposed to be Dick
>It's 4 in the goddamn morning, I've lost control of my life.

>>7007727

Lot of thing I used to believe to be normal have be proven wrong there.

>>7007739
Opposite for me, lots of thing I considered freakish turned out to be pretty normal around here.

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>>7007727
This coming from a cunt who would do anything as long as it involved some type of sugar....
>>7007730
Wouldn't be the first time

>>7007737
(We all have bruh....We all have....)

>>7007744
Normal here isn't exactly normal though

I'm jacking off to girls farting currently

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>>7007751

>>7007749
would u fuck me?

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>>7007749
At least I take a fee. You just jump on dick willy nilly. Blah Blah Blah I have more standards then you, blah blah blah. Haven't we had this conversation before, Slutbag?

>>7007751
What is normal though? And what is abnormal? Is normal something set on stone, or changes depending on the point of view? Would a planet full of people "walking" by spinning on their head be inherently abnormal, or should that be considered normal there? Is it fine to consider things that happen everyday here normal, or is the pressure of society too big to consider anything but their standards as normal?

>>7007771
I feel you on that but all I know is most people aren't jacking off to girls farting right now

>>7007774
Nigga keeping it real

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>>7007770
#Cufftheslut

>>7007749
>>7007770

Girls ... Girls.
You are both beautiful, so now, kiss and made up.

>>7007770
and even i, tito, agree with you

>>7007774
People aren't jacking off period. It's super dead hours and my dick has reached a new level of flaccid.

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>>7007765
Probably

>>7007770
Yeah and it seems to be a running gag or something with us....

>>7007779
Jokes on you that's my fetish so on and so forth....

>>7007771
(You....I like you)

>>7007780
>Raises a brow