HG thread
Who wants to play a game?
>>7002801
What game
>>7002801
Ooh Ido! What is it?
>>7002801
I'm game, got nothing better to do.
>>7002781
>She stands up straight, looking down to the girl.
When do you wish for this to be completed?
>>7002801
Is this question rhetorical?
>>7002755 (Ramlethal)
Not even a single one? That is very troubling. Surely there must be something you take pleasure in.
>>7002766 (Alfred)
Well, I mainly make them to sell, mon cher. Eating my own pastries hurts profits overall, no?
>>7002819
>>7002755
It's quite fine, miss.
>Smiling, Elly pats her on the shoulder.
I've gotten rather used to it, after all. How've you been?
>>7002819
When you can. And dont tell him about it!
>it was to find johnny and bring him back to her.
>>7002755 → (Ramlethal)
One of those people that believe everyone has a purpose, huh? Interesting. Oof, just imagining someone getting by one of your kicks or those swords sounds more painful than the truth.
Sweet. I call it. Count the bullets
>>7002807
>>7002815
>>7002818
>>7002819
>>7002821
>>7002832
>>7002843
>Fills with lead
So why are asgore and hetalia getting kissy kissy
>>7002859
Suprise. I'm black.
>>7002821
I mean, well, yeah, but... I dunno, I think you should try them sometime. Every baker should try their own creations!
>Still eating the Spider Croissant. It's apparently rude to speak with your mouth full, so he's trying not to.
>>7002859
About 125, give or take! I counted each and every one of them!
Change the vowels from a movie title and post results.
>>7002867
Because Assgore is severely autistic.
>>7002867
>RP arc, because why not.
>>7002876
Of course I sample them, mon cher! I just cannot sample them too much. Along with cutting into profit, it also goes right to my figure, no? Ahuhuhu~!
>>7002859
>She hits the deck, as the bullets flew through the air.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
("This crap is not helping my shitty mood... god damn it. Screw it, I might as well head out...")
>She starts crawling away from the place, suddenly tearing up as she goes.
>>7002903
At least give me a link so I can read what happened
>>7002867
gorey wants to be relevant
>>7002821
The one thing I do find myself enjoying is illegal. The other I do not see a future for.
>>7002832
It has been extreme on both ends recently. For this reason, I decided not to pursue Mother at the moment. I am not yet ready. However I have not felt this calm since my decision.
>>7002843
Very well. I will locate your irresponsible caretaker and subdue with minor damage.
>>7002854
It has taken a long time for me to think so but it is clear to me now. You are wise. You would be surprised just how many think thy can make me fall.
>>7002859
>Several of the bullets hit her until she puts up a small, green field.
Your choice of fun is terrible. I count seventy five bullets aimed at myself.
>>7002859
>She does't even flinch.
That was a bit over a hundred, I think...I've seen more thrown about in the average battle back home, even from a weakling.
>>7002922
Really? That's certainly a relief...so you've been feeling better, yes?
>>7002859
>May gets nearly gets ko'd until she blocks the rest of the barrage with her anchor
Great, a troublemaker!
>>7002903
Hah, um... Sin comentarios, sí? It just seemed like you rarely ate your treats, which is a bit of a waste to me.
Really, you can just give the leftovers to me. I somehow keep thin despite eating half my body weight in fast food. I don't know if I can eat all of this.
24. Give me 24 at the moment.
No duplicates.
>>7002914
>This is pretty much where the arc started: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6990208/#6990232
>>7002922
Tell me both, dearie. Perhaps I can find a solution.
>>7002965
You may have them all, mon cher. It is utterly no problem, ahuhuhu~!
>>7002971
Muffet
>>7002971
Tyuule
>>7002971
Mr. Turner
>>7002971
Ririchiyo
>>7002971
Hikage
>>7002971
Dark Knight
>>7002971
Alfred Jones
>>7002980
I mean, I'm flattered, but I'm really unsure on if I can eat of all of this. I think I can, but I don't wanna risk looking like a pig in front of you, you know?
>>7002971
May
>>7002953
>Nearly gets nearly gets
>man am I tired
>>7002971
Tenten
>>7002971
Josuke
>>7002971
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>7002971
Yagyuu
>>7002971
Reigen Arataka
>>7002971
Filia
>>7002971
Junpei Iori
>>7002971
Akatosh
>>7002971
Imperial Guardsman
>>7002971
Erin
>>7002971
Jonathan Joestar
>>7002971
Elly
>>7002971
Josuke Higashikata
>>7002971
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>7002971
Isaac
>>7002971
Blanc
>>7002971
Vaati
>>7002971
Really Fuckin' Mad Subaru
>>7002766
Jesus christ you twat, don't yell so near my ears. So, is your pal gonna bring his ass or what ? I'm here waiting.
But if he makes me wait too long, I'm gonna have to drag him here by myself.
>>7002971
Seth Rollins
>>7002995
Do you think I would judge you, mon cher? You may do with the rest whatever you like. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7002980
>Read it
>It's another forced ship that nobody cares about
Well, have fun I guess. Don't be too cancer.
>>7002971
Miyabi
>>7002922
As long as you come to a conclusion, I'd say the length of time isn't too important. Gotta have an eye for danger about stuff like this, especially when you're a photographer.
>He looks at his watch.
Think I'll need to head off soon. Got any awe-inspiring last words for the folks back home?
>Garnet hosts
>uids literally go up double what they were
really makes you think about how much all of us contribute
>>7003034
SHOW PUSS-PUSS, SPOODER!
>>7003046
???
>>7003046
My apologies, I didn't want to intrude without being prompted to.
>>7003046
And yet people still shit on her.
>>7003035
>I didn't expect anyone else to care. It's just all in good fun.
>>7003054
...No.
Five more.
>>7003046
They could just be waiting for a match. I am guilty of it myself.
>>7003046
Or maybe because the thread is barely 20 minutes old, dumb ass.
>>7003062
If we look like a dead community we will get less newfags... see where I'm going with this?
>>7003035
How would a ship here not be forced?
>>7003074
Ryoma Hoshi
>>7003074
Senshougahara
>>7003074
Ash Crimson
>>7003074
Misato
>>7003074
Sucy Manbavaran
>>7003074
God
>>7003082
When it happens naturally.
>>7003074
Papi
>>7003081
>post
>get called cancer
>don't post
>get called cancer
See where I'm going with this?
>>7003079
That is probably one of the dumbest things I've heard here.
>>7003098
Explain what would define that.
>>7003109
>heard
How do you hear text?
>>7003098
>naturally
Ships don't happen naturally, you need to work for them if you want it to happen. Even ships through game events wouldn't happen if you don't want it.
>>7003046
>we are required to contribute
"no"
>>7003024
Good luck, Blanny!
>>7003107
How about you just don't give a fuck what people say?
>all of these people taking this dude's bait
Just stop please
State what you need to state.
>>7003141
Because that brought us here.
>>7003034
Ah, a gal like you can just do me wonders... Alright, then. Just feel free to partake if you're hungry! I know you might want some, too!
>Alfred finishes of the croissant and goes for the donut, wondering how much food is actually on the table. Can he eat it all? Only time will tell.
>>7003148
Maryland and Oregon. I'm ready.
>>7003031
You can try, but I don't know if he's even here! Cover your ears, I'm gonna try my hardest to bring him here!
TIM~! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, JUST COME OVER SO I CAN ASK YA A QUESTION ABOUT BELGIUM! PLEASE?! I NEED IT, MAN!
>>7003148
For... glory.
Can we be friends?
>>7003148
FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN! WHERE'S MY FIRE SUPPORT?!
>>7003148
Eh, better late than never.
>>7003157
hey it's me tim
>>7003109
>heard
Are you blind and use text-to-speech?
That would explain why you don't see the shit you post.
>>7003148
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7003071
>Fades into the shadows
one day... one day I'll get your puss-puss, spooder...
>>7003148
Ready when you are.
>>7003167
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO 0-16!
>>7003148
Still have no leads, might as well fight.
>>7003133
Ram?
I'll do my best.
>>7003148
Ready.
>>7003174
Now explain how much time it should take.
>>7003042
Are you recording this conversation? Maybe something can learn from this. All you need to do is find what you are effective in. It will be clear from there.
>>7002938
Indeed. This is the best I have felt in a while. Seeing you alive also helps with that.
>>7002980
One of the things is killing which you may have guessed. The other is cute things which you may not have. I would rather not combine those two.
>>7003167
Are you directing this to anyone in particular?
It has been five minutes. I shall start.
>>7003157
It's 5:45 AM. You got five minutes. Make it count, Freddy.
>>7003148
Let us begin, shall we?
>>7003157
I shall just nibble for now. Dig in, ahuhuhu~!
>>7003167
>Yes.
>>7003189
Dream on, dearie.
>>7003203
Cute things, hm? What sort of cute things?
>>7003189
>ramsay
I neglected to see how many died.
Starting.
>>7003172
Yo, Tim. Can you bring Belgium here on her birthday? Seth's gonna host a game for her, so I thought...
>>7003212
Tim! Alright, crap, that fella confused me, but anyway!
Seth's hosting a game for your sister's birthday and he wanted to know if you could bring her here! It doesn't matter if she's with you or whatever, she just needs to be here!
So... What do you say, Tim? Yeah? Nah?
>>7003215
Alright then, Muffet. Don't hesitate to have some if you want it!
>He finishes of the donut and then starts to dig in, eating as much as he wants. Which is quite a bit.
>>7003203
Goodness! Don't you have any faith in me? I might've had my limits pushed today, but I'm no weakling!
>>7003148
No need to say anything, my fists will talk for my mouth.
>>7003157
..If he doesn't show up after this, then I'm gonna..
OH WAIT
>>7003172
HE'S HERE
> chokes you by the shirt
We've got business to talk about, dork.
>>7003236
Now that I have food, time to BAIL!
>>7003203
Figure of speech, but I will keep this conversation in mind. It's been really interesting.
>He takes out a pen and paper to jot down Rammy's words, giving a satisfied nod. He gives her cheek a light tap with his fingers and grins.
I'll make sure someone out there picks up something from this. Keep up the good work, lass.
>The photographer waves and makes his way out of the arena of death, whistling a tune.
>>7003236
Mexico's my neighbor, after all. I was guaranteed to learn a few things from them.
Now, the question is how mad are they going to be when they eventually awake again? It won't be good.
>>7003245
No, that's not Tim, it's the guy with the spiky hair and pipe in his hair! The one that called me Freddy!
You've got the wrong guy!
>>7003237
>Muffet watches Alfred devour the food, half-intrigued, half-proud.
>>7003236
Mist Finer!
>>7003236
You MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
>>7003172
And im Jim and this here Kim
Now here is a story that is rather grim
What is there to do for a party of three?
Well that is to climb a tree!
>>7003258
Pipe in his mouth.
I trip over my tongue way too often.
>>7003262
>And this is him when he's not trying. He has to reel it back a bit so he doesn't look like a fool, but he's still having a good time regardless.
>>7003236
Duel 1
Two cases of someone saving another. You are only delaying the inevitable.
>>7003278
This is kind of creepy, so can you stop following me?
>>7003277
Is everything to your satisfaction, mon cher?
>>7003278
Perhaps I should run. That's a good idea.
>>7003174
Yeah, some build up is necessary if you want the ship to make sense, but that's still not "naturally". You've got to push it a little bit from both ends. But I agree one-week ships are forced as fuck.
>>7003202
A couple of weeks worth of interactions are enough for me to start something. Not straight romance, but that's just me.
>>7003278
With the red staining them, they are even more adorable.
>>7003278
Seth, I know you're mad about waiting, but let's not get too hasty here, okay?
...Looks like you're not going to, anyway. I believe in you, Muffet!
>>7003311
Mmph!
>He stops eating and swallows, giving her a thumbs up when he's finished.
What makes you think it wouldn't be? I'm America, you know. It's beautiful. Juste comme toi!
>>7003258
> The Man takes some minutes to realize his stupidity, and just need one second to come up with a justification
Like I didn't notice. I was just schooling that wimp for daring to imposter the ruler of Netherlands, duh..
So where is he ? I'm not seeing any nerds with DBZ hair around.
>>7003237
Ask her yourself, Freddy. I'm her brother, not her old man or her na - Seth? Seth Rollins?
The guy who'se merchandise dropped in value by 40% after he lost his championship?
>>7003245
Just to be correct, THIS GUY?
>He laughs himself into a coughing fit and waves the American hero off
He can ask her himself if he really wants to. She's all grown up. About time she did.
No funny business, Mr Rollins. Or else you'll find yourself cut short from your favourite goods.
Seth I'm coming by to kick your ass nigga
>>7003323
I think being eaten alive is one of the worse ways to go yet
Since God is watching, be careful;
Please take my hand in the dark night-time streets,
Even when I'm far away by myself, you always find me,
You teach me everything you know,
Even when I don't remember, you tell me over and over.
But when I know everything...
what should I do then...?
whens marvel
>>7003215
Things like puppies, kittens, any other cute animals that I may have not stated. Do you have an idea?
>>7003241
I did not intend it to sound negative. It has just been a long time since I see most of the ones I can call friends. Am I the only one that thinks that way?
>>7003254
>Ram gives a slight noise of annoyance when he touches her.
I must learn to not take everything literal. This has been a fruitful conversation, nameless one. Farewell.
>>7003323
FUCKING COYOTES ARE NOT GOING TO STOP THE EMPERORS HAMMER!
>>7003323
A number of you died before the first night. Twenty two to be exact. Rest now but do not make a habit of it.
>>7003323
And this is why it is adviced to always carry your magical broom with you at all times, spontaneous coyote invasion...
>>7003370
By the Emperor, I hope I don't have to eat the Tequila worm
>>7003329
Ah, you are too kind, mon cher! I suppose my only regret is not making more! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7003344
I believe I do. I believe there are occupations for someone such as yourself who adores cute animals.
>>7003343
>Not soon enough.
>>7003370
Duel 2
You creatures really care about your creatures. I do not mind as long as it involves the death of someone.
>>7003330
>Alfred still falls for it anyway, giving a wide grin.
Yeah, I guess I just wasn't looking properly when he said he was Tim. Man, what a dick! You'd think he's be proper!
He just mentioned you right now. Blue-and-white scarf! You can't miss him!
>>7003334
But she never comes around here, so I gotta ask you just for confirmation. It's for her birthday, you know?
>America looks a bit uneasy at the coughing fit, but still gives a little smile when he realises the answer's a "Probably".
Yes, her. We just talked about hosting a game for her as it's her birthday, and since we didn't see her around... There! That sounds good to me, Tim!
He won't do anything bad to her, I promise!
>>7003388
As you and I both know, it runs in the family! Make too much and I might not be able to eat all of it, but I sure as heck wouldn't complain!
>He begins to eat a donut, looking quite pleased with himself.
>Ash enters the thread bruised and covered in hickeys
...Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
>>7003278
>>7003329
I TOLD YOU if you made me wait then I would take manners into my own hands.
>>7003334
What's so damn funny, bitchboy ?
And my merchandise is doing great for your information. Actually you should go on the shop and buy yourself one of my shirt. Maybe, just maybe it'll make you look likable.
>>7003337
Woaaah, I'm so scared.
>>7003405
My fetish
>>7003388
Is that so? Do you happen to have any more knowledge of them?
>>7003405
This is the weakest I have seen you yet.
>Her lips twitch into a faint smile.
It is a little amusing.
>>7003401
No matter...I will still insist it is quite ugly...ahuhuhu~...
>>7003404
I am curious, mon cher: what do you normally eat?
>>7003405
Oh my goodness, dearie! What on earth happened!
>>7003401
What a bunch of bastards.
>>7003401
Nothing of note as many go to rest once again. They are never too accurate with bounties.
>>7003404
Yeah yeah, whatever. I'm going against my better judgment. Go ahead and ask her, I'm not going to touch this subject. About time I'm letting the short one do stuff on her own initiative. Spreading her wings and all that.
>>7003412
You are talking to the brother of the lady you want to invite to your little surprise party. ANd nothing is funny actually, just you losing your championship of this and that is cutting into my profits. I might consider cutting my losses and invest in Kevin Owens lunchboxes.
Throw whatever insults you have for me because my bunk is calling out for me.
>>7003405
You look like hell, dude
>>7003344
No, no, it's perfectly fine. I'm just, ah...formal, you know....
>>7003405
Scorned or...'agitated', evidently....
>>7003443
This has been...a long da-
>>7003405
ur cute
>>7003443
>Fights a losing battle with alcohol
>Guardsman
Pretty damn accurate.
>>7003443
You need to spend your time being m ore effective. If you were, you qould have used the bomb instead.
>>7003412
But it wasn't that long, man! It took about fifteen minutes tops! Man, you'd think he'd be somewhat patient, but instead, he just absolutely wastes me... Seth freakin' Rollins, man.
>>7003428
What do I eat? Well...
>He finishes off the croissant, putting his hand on his chin in thought.
Well, just about anything, honestly. Particularly fast food. I really, really like burgers! Why do you ask, dear?
>>7003448
You got it, Tim! If she comes around, I'll ask her if she can stay for the birthday, and if not... I guess I can just get her myself. Sounds like a plan to me! Thank you so much for letting her come here, man, I promise you it'll be worth it! She'll love it!
I'll catch you at a better time, Tim! Good night!
>>7003418
It-It's not funny...
>>7003424
There is nothing amusing about what happened!
>>7003428
What do you think happened? Betty found out I had been hiding here and she dragged me back and...I'd rather not go into detail.
>>7003459
Thanks captain obvious. I can barely walk...
>>7003461
Shut up...
>>7003463
Tell me something I don't know.
>>7003443
>plays the guitar
Año nuevo, vida nueva, mas alegres los días serán....
>>7003476
Ah, I have a good defensive spell for this...
>but it was ineffective
It could've been worse, really.
>>7003405
Can't handle the love?
>>7003480
Whoa whoa whoa, calm down, Alfred. Didn't you catch the part where I said you should ask her yourself? Let me repeat it for you
Ask
Her
Yourself
I am not your messenger boy, Jezus Christus. Goodnight.
>>7003476
Awwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>7003476
Duel 3
Five out of thirty six are left. As the sun goes down, they are still thriving.
>>7003489
Sounds rough. In more ways than one
>>7003476
How rude!
>>7003489
Yes, yes....
>>7003424
I believe I can, dearie. The simplest occupation would be to work in a sort of pet shop, handling and giving homes to pets. There are also more advanced occupations such as veterinarian or zookeeper if you so desire.
>>7003480
I was merely curious. Now, what is fast food, mon cher?
>>7003489
>Muffet thinks for a second before smiling quite widely.
Ahuhuhu~! My, dearie, how risque! I do have to ask, however: who is Betty?
>>7003461
Ah yes. I never saw the point of it. I am aware it is not but it just seems fake to me.
>>7003489
Would you not be laughing if this had happened to someone else? Tell me Ash. Is that what love is like?
>>7003505
Now it is four more. Oh Elly...
>>7003498
And I'm gonna, I'm gonna! I just don't want this all for nothing. I was planning on celebrating every country's birthday here, so... Yeah, I'll ask her myself.
Still, thanks for allowing her. Good night, man! I hope you have a good rest, dreamin' 'bout tulips!
>>7003528
Hm... Fast food is... Well, food that just comes to you like that. It's mainly greasy and probably bad for you, but I like it anyway. It tastes nice, you know?
>>7003530
>>7003538
I'm far too exhausted today....
And that's simply how I am, you realize.
>>7003528
Hmm. Your suggestions, while appreciated, seem far too advanced for myself. I have owned four pets in totality. It does not seem to be enough.
>>7003545
It sounds rather unhealthy. Do you eat it often?
>>7003554
The latter two, yes, however from what I understand you merely have to submit an application to be employed at a pet store. Such occupations hire most anyone.
>>7003538
Duel Final
They are just preparing for the end. Make any wagers if you wish.
>>7003480
Time is money, you should know that better than anyone.
But whatever, he's cool with her coming.
So she's gonna show up, right ?
>>7003448
You aren't even worth the time of my least good insults. Just tell your sister to come.
>>7003496
"Handle" is putting it lightly.
>>7003521
You have no idea. She's mad I tell you. MAD!
>>7003528
She...Is just a very good friend whom I grew up with...nothing more.
>>7003530
If this had happened to anyone else they wouldn't even be able to walk for the rest of their lives.
>>7003565
Superior skills and self-destruction is what ends this match.
Slash.
>>7003599
Miyabi wins.
>>7003564
Um...
>Alfred wishes he didn't have so many burgers on him. He hopes she can't smell them.
...Yes...? I don't get hurt from it, honest!
>>7003569
Fifteen thousand dollars can be easily taken care of, come on now. Don't need to be so rude...
I think she will. I'll ask her and see what she says, and if all goes well, she'll say yes!
...To make up for your trouble, do you want some pictures of her?
>>7003599
Alrighty, then. Congrats to her, and thank you for hosting!
>>7003603
A respectable performance from her. The results.
>>7003603
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>7003576
She seems like much more than a very good friend if she left you in your current state, dearie! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7003611
>Muffet has noticed the aroma for a while but is too polite to say anything.
Are you sure, mon cher? It is my duty to worry about your health, after all!
>>7003603
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7003615
Thank you for hosting.
Should we migrate to >>6997130 ?
>>7003547
I can understand that. However I can not understand why you do it for everyone.
>>7003564
Is that so? Then I hope they can overlook my record. My appreciations, monster. Excuse me. I mean Muffet.
>>7003576
Then it is ultimately a good thing it only happened to you. Though I am curious. What did happen exactly?
>>7003611
>>7003621
>>7003645
Thank you for participating and spectating.
>>7003655
I fail to see the point. At least not yet.
>>7003511
You have no Idea...
>>7003645
Tais toi! It's not like that!
>>7003645
I mean, well, I'm fine, really! I know it gets me a lot of teasing, but it's not like I can get hurt from it, right? I'm fine, for real! There's nothing to worry about!
>He nervously laughs, reminding himself to not bring so many burgers next time. That's not safe, man.
>>7003603
Congratulations, miss. And thank you for having us, Ramlethal.
>>7003576
As you say....
>>7003682
It's simply who I am, miss...it requires a great deal for me to consider someone low enough to drop that.
A-ah, I hate to admit it, but...I was pushed very hard today earlier, I think I might have to, well...get some actual rest, this time.
>>7003611
> the last sentence resonates into The Man's mind like a homeless just won the lottery
That would indeed be a reasonable compensation..
But, nobody else must see them. I'll require you to provide the goods in a discreet and private way.
>>7003615
I'll ask my secretary to write you a complimentary remark for taking the time to put on a show.
>>7003684
I probably have an idea. You at least like the chick that did it, right? As much as she clearly likes you
>>7003615
Thanks a bunch.
Remember to neuter your pets!
>>7003682
They most likely will, unless you have done something catastrophic.
>>7003684
Êtes-vous sûr? Your body tells otherwise. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7003695
If you say so, mon cher! Say, do you have any of this "fast food" I may sample? I am quite intrigued.
>>7003714
>If Alfred wasn't smiling before, he sure was smiling now. He's sure Belgium would be flattered if she was here.
I don't know, man. I don't know how I can give you the goods in a discreet way. Do you have any ideas how we can do this?
>>7003733
Oh! You want some? Well, luckily for you...
>Reaching into his jacket pocket, he pulls out a fresh, neatly-wrapped burger.
I happen to have a burger for you! It's just a normal cheeseburger. I hope you don't have any allergies, man, because I wouldn't want my amoureux to get sick...
>>7003705
You are welcome.
How one treats another is all so odd to me. I see. Though brief, it is always a pleasure seeing you, Elly. Rest well.
>>7003714
>>7003728
And I shall wait for it. You two are welcome.
>>7003732
Is it something required for owning a pet? Is it absolutely necessary?
>>7003733
>Ram decides to stay silent as she looks up to the sky.
For the winner.
>>7003760
Nah. Unless you want more running around.
>>7003760
My apologies for the sudden disappearance...farewell.
>>7003756
>Muffet takes the wrapped burger.
...Did you just happen to have this on hand for situations such as this?
>>7003760
...Dearie, are you alright?
>Muffet puts her hand on Ramlethal's shoulder.
>>7003682
You saw didn't you? She found me here! The rest is...history.
>>7003705
Yeah, I know you are secretly laughing at this.
>>7003716
O-of course! She means the world to me!
She is just very brash is all...and rough.
>>7003733
Ça me gonfle...Occupe-toi de tes oignons. Looks can be deceiving...I could say you are a masochist if you fell for an idiot like Alfred, but I might be wrong. Might.
>>7003801
Masochist? Idiot? Dearie, these are some...not-so-kind words you are throwing around carelessly.
>>7003799
...Um, no. I don't really bring them for situations like these, I just bring them for a snack when I'm hungry. Which isn't really any better, but I'm working on not doing it all together!
>He totally isn't.
I regret my life choices
>>7003835
You shouldn't have went to Taco Bell, mang.
>>7003786
And, i'll be taking that.
>She grabs the widcard, and goes back to eating her food.
>>7003835
No, it's all good
>>7003801
Glad to hear you like her as much as she likes you, dude. Even if she is "brash and rough"
>>7003787
Running around? I do not understand. I also do not understand what neuter means.
>>7003791
Goodbye for now.
>>7003799
>Feeling a hand on her shoulder, the woman lets out a high-pitched shriek when she turns around.
Ah ahhh. Ahem! I-I- do not think that will be possible.
>>7003801
So it was her that did this. Very impressive. Who is she? Is she your master?
>>7003835
As long as you live, you should not. Fix them.
>>7003833
I suppose it is good to be prepared in case of hunger. You are quite the forward-thinking man, Alfred. Ahuhuhu~!
>Muffet unwraps the burger and begins to nibble on it.
>>7003883
>Started, Muffet falls backwards onto the ground.
>After a few moments, she sits up.
...Dearie...what were you ordered to do before?
>>7003831
Why would I care about an overgrown bugs feelings? Tu parles français comme une vache espagnole...It hurts my ears.
>>7003878
Eugh...She thinks I will be held on a leash, woman am I right?
>>7003883
OF COURSE NOT! You think anyone could hold me down! No, she is lucky I care for her...why do you think I didn't fight back?
>>7003835
I regret my life in general
my entire christmas season into the new year has been absolutely fucked
>>7003921
>Alfred just laughs, taking off his glasses and rubbing them.
What can I say? I'm smarter than I look, even if most people believe I truly am the Star-Spangled Idiot. I mean, they're not wrong, but... Anyway! How's the burger? It's not too hot, is it?
>>7003927
I'm not really the best to ask. The only meaningful relationships I've had were Nowi, who even though we're still friends, she never comes around, and Chidori, which ended with... well, her saving my life by taking the wound from when I was shot
>>7003883
Neutered means you take them to the vet, who makes it impossible for them to breed. It's suggested so there isn't overpopulation.
>>7003835
You might fuck up sometimes, anon. But life's all about not being a bitch and trucking on.
>>7003756
Of course I do. I've got the best, most secure and brilliant idea on how we're gonna do this.
First of all, we're gonna need the following: bodyguards, henchmen, private trackers, gentoo OS, snipers, tigers, not being in America.
Alright, so the plan is..
Or you're can just send it to my business e-mail too.
Here: seththebesttheamazingtheundisputedgoatimbasicallyfuckinggod@gmail.com
Don't make me wait this time.
>>7003921
After taking several deep breaths, she states her next words clear and calm.
I was responsible for more than five hundred deaths when I was hers.
>>7003927
Someone who you decide to not talk back or fight back. Even if she is not present. Hmm. I see. She is something more than your master.
>>7004003
What? I would never wish to castrate them. I want them to replicate someday.
>>7003980
Hmmm, usually the cliche goes that the man saves his lovers life. Not the other way around...
>>7004048
I was thinking the first option was a good one, but I'm really digging that second one you've got there.
I've just gotta ask, though - is that a legit email? And how many pictures do you want, anyway? I've got heaps, but I gotta make sure this isn't a scam.
>>7004073
Just what are you implying?
>>7004099
You are her pet. She is in complete control of your life.
>>7004130
I'd choose your next set of words carefully!
>>7004074
Yeah, well, situations don't always play out like that. Part of me wishes it had, but if it had, she would have just been left alone again... but I digress
>>7003927
Votre visage ressemble à une vache espagnole!
>Muffet spits on Ash.
>>7003966
>Muffet looks up.
You were quite right about it being greasy. Do you have a spare napkin, mon cher?
>>7004073
>Muffet just stares at Ramlethal for a while.
...I do not think they would overlook that, dearie, unless you did something drastic such as change your identity.
>>7004159
Of course I do! I might be an American, but I don't eat without cleaning myself up after. 'Ere you go!
>He passes the spider a napkin, turning his attention back to the rest of the spider food. One jug of Spider Cider left.
...Huh. I could have sworn there was more. Oh, well. Do you want it?
>>7004159
>visage
>>7004159
Haha~ Says you! T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!
>The spit evaporates before it connects as Ash conjures a green flame
I wonder how fried spider tastes like...Can't be too much different from frog! Ahaha~
>>7004148
How did you even get into a situation like that? You look like an average boring baseball player.
>>7004086
100% legit. Only an e-mail with such a great name could deserve the honor of being Seth Rollins' personal e-mail address.
All of them. I mean if we're gonna fill the glass, may as well make it full.
>>7004216
Alrighy then, Seth. You can expect the pictures soon enough because I'm actually gonna do it. I'm not joking, I am.
I'll give you twenty images since I don't want to overdo it. Don't worry, though, these images are gonna be good ones! Mona Lisa tier!
>>7004214
This was back when I was in high school, when I was a part of S.E.E.S. because I had a my Persona. These days I'm a little league coach, though
I don't remember muffet being a frog
>>7004255
>not knowing muffet was a frog the whole time
Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker.
>>7004119
>Thanks for reminding to get this game.
>>7004140
I am done with it. Just find it amusing to see what your weakness is. You must care about her a lot for her to do this with no repercussions.
>>7004159
I am attempting to. While I still do not care for humanity at large, I do not assist in their destruction. However the mass still sees me as an extension of her will.
>>7004300
You finally got a PS quads Senpai? Wew lad you are in for a brutal climb!
>>7004208
Ah, thank you, mon cher.
>Muffet carefully wipes her fingers and chin with the napkin.
I suppose I shall take it. It may still be good enough to cool and sell for tomorrow.
>>7004214
>Muffet grumbles to herself.
Va te faire foutre...
>>7004300
I suppose what you should do is convince humanity you are no longer a threat. Have you done anything to help your situation?
>>7004255
You hit your head. That's why you don't remember.
>>7004321
I do meet the requirements to accept your challenge. Like everything before me, I shall conquer it.
>>7004350
Help them. I do stop whatever threats Mo- my creator throws down onto the world. I do not think they notice.
It may be unwise to do this at this hour but I am bored. Give me 24 fighters.
No duplicates.
>>7004417
Rinoa
>>7004417
Anime faggot
>>7004350
You're welcome, Muffet! Je t'aime!
Good! I, uh, have no idea what I'm like when I'm drunk, and I'd prefer if you didn't see me in that state. I got a reputation, too, y'know?
>He walks over to the Spider Cider and picks it up, looking at her.
Any particular place you want me to put this, or do you want me to leave it here?
>>7004417
Alfred Jones
>>7004417
Haruhi-chan
>>7004417
Junpei Iori
>>7004417
Gokicha
>>7004417
Darvo
>>7004300
The same can be said about you and puppies non?
>>7004350
Ahaha~ This never gets old...Va te faire voire!
>>7004249
SEES? That's a stupid acronym...
>>7004417
Darling-kun
>>7004417
Senshougahara
>>7004417
Ririchiyo
>>7004417
Fumi Kanno
>>7004417
Sticky
>>7004417
Blanc
>>7004417
Izumo Kamiki
>>7004402
That is quite unfortunate. However, if you are actively trying to change the station, then you are already heading in the right direction.
>>7004429
Ah, to see you under the influence of alcohol...that may be quite a sight! Ahuhuhu~!
Oh, you just leave it on the table, dearie. I shall take care of it.
>>7004417
Muffet
>>7004417
Shoukin Kagerou
>>7004417
Chibikko
>>7004417
Vietnam-chan
>>7004417
Schizoid Man
>>7004417
Mysterious Heroine X
>>7004471
>>7004417
Ash Crimson
Im sure you know by now anyways
>>7004417
Haruhara Haruko
>>7004417
Tiny snek
>>7004417
Willow
>>7004417
Centorea Shianus
>>7004417
Chin-meister
>>7004417
Sleepy loli
>>7004402
Ok, but If I am going to let you in the tower. Im going to need your PSN senpai!
>I now have the idea for my first HG game huehue
>>7004417
Lac
>>7004424
Oi I need the opinion of a fellow /k/ommando.
>>7004534
my PSN is TheCaravaneer if you wanna hmu
i play warframe all day and that's about it
>>7004417
Horny Girl
>>7004481
>station
>*situation*
>>7004450
>Muffet smiles.
It appears we are at an impasse of words, dearie. Perhaps we have started off on the wrong foot. Shall we introduce ourselves?
>>7004550
Lay it on me.
You creatures are silent tonight. Five more.
>>7004450
In a sense. But my pets do not humiliate me like your partner did.
>>7004481
I can imagine I'd be incredibly bold and incredibly flirty, but for your sake and mine, I hope it never happens. I don't want to mess up.
Alright, then, miss Muffet, I'll just leave it on the table. I wasn't really knowing where I'd put it, I just thought I'd have offered.
>>7004579
Sakuya Izayoi
>>7004579
Sunset
>>7004579
Capra Demon
>>7004553
>Warframe
Oh you'll be right at home Senpai. I'll see you soon...hehehe
>>7004417
Jonathan Joestar
>>7004450
If I'm remembering right, it stood for specialized extracurricular execution squad. It was our job to hunt these things called Shadows, which were negative emotions given a body during the Dark Hour. At least, that's what I think they were
>>7004573
Check out the Norks new AK.
I normally hate chink shit, but this gives me a chub.
>>7004579
Ocelot
>>7004579
D'vorah
>>7004583
Thank you for offering, mon cher! You are always so sweet!
If you did mess up, it merely would have been the alcohol and not yourself, no?
I will just start the game.
>>7004534
>dhx123
If that is all, I will see you at the tower.
>>7004611
What in the fuck. That magazine looks like it would be a pain in the ass to load. Looks like the rear part of the receiver has been enlarged too, wonder what that's all about.
The Nokos cant into technology very well but their small arms are pretty neat.
The Chinese game out with a new low-profile light machine gun that can be belt of magazine fed. Seems to be the modus operandi for that bloc.
>>7004661
>tiny snek "hatches" a plan
>>7004481
I am glad to hear the. It seems the path of redemption is a long one. However... there are times when I miss doing that.
>>7004650
I wanna help out every once in a while, y'know? I don't wanna just keep taking without giving something back. That's how I roll!
Um... Apparently, alcohol just affects your behaviour, not yout morals. I think it might just be the alcohol talking... I hope. I can't flirt to save my life.
>>7004216
Heyo, Seth, I got the pictures ready. Want me to send 'em now?
>>7004662
You enlarge my receiver, baby.
>>7004661
My mind can barely function at the moment. I will refrain from speaking.
>>7004579
I wasn't humiliated thank you very much...
>>7004598
Geez sounds like something straight from a Japanese manga...How do you even fight a shadow? Turn off the lights or something?
>>7004562
Ahaha~ You don't hold a grudge it seems, I like that. Everyone takes things so personally these days...Ah well I am Ash Crimson...World class fighter,French and a knack for nail art.
>>7004579
Really Calm Subaru
>>7004723
idiot
>>7004662
Ikr? Kinda makes me wish things would go hot, just so we have the excuse to find and play with their toys. Kinda like how we did with Saddams little gun collection.
>>7004751
wow youre even dumber than subaru
>>7004661
I do have to ask, dearie: why are you oh so mysterious, even in name?
>>7004691
Change is quite difficult, dearie. Even if senseless killing is morally wrong, it was pleasurable, no? It was the standard. Now you have changed, and you are adjusting.
>>7004704
Can't flirt to save your-?
>Muffet giggles loudly.
...Mon cher, are you serious?
>>7004722
Ah, French. I should have guessed. You are more fluent than my parents were, ahuhuhu~! Regardless, I am Muffet.
>>7004719
>>7004723
>>7004751
You cannot be serious. This has to be a joke.
>>7004726
>>7004731
Peh! You guys fell for it. I did that just so you'd take the time out of your day to call me a fool even though I'm pretending. You guys messed up big time.
>>7004751
Idiot.
>>7004417
Sonichu
>>7004775
fuck!!!
i got outplayed by subaru the low tier god
>>7004773
I just... can't even
>>7004773
You fell for it too, Rammy, ya big dumb idiot.
>>7004784
Better bump me up to mid tier because I'm pulling out all the punches.
>>7004806
Can't do that. Darling is higher tier than you.
>>7004773
...This is not the first time this has happened.
>>7004769
...Uh... Yeah, I'm serious. Without being prompted to do it, I just can't say anything without fearing I'll mess up.
Especially if it's to someone I really like.
>>7004806
BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA
>>7004736
Fingers crossed.No telling what Kim's got hidden away.
>>7004712
>
>>7004812
You know just what to say to a man that has already lost everything he possibly could.
>>7004824
You can possibly be calling me those words. I have done nothing but pretend to be dumb. You all fell for it.
>>7004823
Oh, Alfred! There is no reason to be afraid of that! Even if you do make a mistake, I shall not think any less of you.
>>7004850
Oh baby, I'm going to aera-te your lotus blossom with my jumbo cactuar.
>>7004775
I'm not an idiot, I was just making sure to be extra early for the next game, you know?
>>7004784
GET
>>7004704
Nah, send 'em in a month lad.
Of course send me them now. I didn't stay up all night for nothing.
Boy, that "new reliever" is gonna make wonders before bed.
Oh and I almost forgot: I changed the e-mail. So here's the new one: [email protected]
I must consistently change e-mail addresses on a daily basis since they have too few characters to contain all the great adjectives and nouns that define me.
And it's more secure, too.