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If ye don't have the salt to sail under my command, ye have 5 minutes to speak up. I believe there was one more of you dogs waiting for a shot.
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>>6997145
We're ready to set sail, host!
>>6997082
Not at all, ma'am!
But you do look somewhat...misfortune I guess. You look like you're constantly worried about something, so I guess that's why I believe you could use some extra luck.
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Horn-chan
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>>6997145
Looks good
Let's go!!
>>6996975
Good evening Alfred
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>>6997145
Let us begin, dearie, shall we?
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>>6997177
Swap God for her
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>>6997145
I, Reigen Arrataka, accept this challenge.
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>>6997179
Kys scaleyfag, literally worse than the ponies.
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>missed a game
Oh
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>>6997145
Hmph... let us set sail once again.
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>>6997194
Enter.
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>>6997145
Are those...a floating pair of gloves...? Very well!
>>6997174
I don't look misfortunate, but I do, sir? I merely have a very intensive job, sir.
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>>6997136
>Well, it's not like I needed a sleep. Tucking in bed and doing nothing was just less painful. But I took some medicine and now I'm somewhat alright.
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>>6997194
He's gonna be doing it for a while. Stay and you'll get in.
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Where is furry porn?
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>>6997145
Your typical district. 'Ere we go!
>>6997129 (Muffet)
What can I say? It runs in the family! Ah, I'm glad you love me for it.
I'm glad I brightened up your day, because I was actually looking forward to seeing you again. Man, I don't know what to say, except je t'aime!
>>6997179
Good morning, empress! How's the dragon life going for you?
>>6997209
...Oh my gosh, that explains why Belarus was so out of it. While she was out partying, so were you? You have my sympathies, man. It's a good thing you have the hero to help, right?
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>>6997205
I-It's just that you look unfortunate, but you're not...y-you know what I mean? I'm not trying to insult you, but you do look...y-you know.
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>>6997220
Yiffing in hell.
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>>6997220
Nobody likes them after they revealed their avas
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>>6997189
I'm honored.
>>6997194
Just do what I did, and enter. It's the only way you might get in.
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Where is nep porn?
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>>6997227
...Very serious-minded?
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>>6997222
I'm fine, my empire still strong and I'm teaching my first son how to rule the empire, because he will be the next ruler after I passed.
How are you Alfred?
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SO LONG LAND LUBBERS!
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>>6997222
Je t'aime, davantage, mon cher!
>She throws her arms around Alfred, embracing him.
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>>6997278
Tell me the backstory or prepare to be shitposted.
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>>6997285
Do not shitpost the spider!
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>>6997222
>I really was partying. But the reason I was in pain wasn't because I was partying, but because I was sick. And I am still sick
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>>6997285
Erp
Last night
It got weird
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>>6997296
Well. Time to shitpost anyways then.
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>>6997285
>arrr peee
>>6997296
>Not that kind of arrr peee.
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>>6997312
IT WAS EROTIC
VERY MUCH SO
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>>6997270
How on earth did ye expect me to miss a beast of that size? She can stay if she earns her keep.
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>>6997312
Wow very descriptive
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>>6997303
I'll join.
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>>6997269
I can imagine it has a lot of trial-and-error since you're teaching him how to rule an empire. I mean, that just doesn't come naturally.
How am I? I'm... I'm better than happy, I'm ecstatic. I've never been happier in my life, and I simply don't know why.
>>6997278
>Alfred sighs, a large smile on his face. He embraces her back.
You know what I should probably tell you right now? I usually express love through hugs, so you better expect a lot of 'em.
>>6997285
Something about buying her pastries and asking what she thought of me.
I'm too lucky.
>>6997293
Then what're you doing on the computer, you egg? Get some rest and call in sick - you need it, man!
Both you and Belarus! I'm worrying for ya!
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>>6997268
With all due respect ma'am...not in the slightest.
>>6997270
I need these good luck traditions as soon as possible.
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>>6997319
Your guess is as good as mine, dearie.
>>6997328
Ah, I cannot wait for many more, mon cher!
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>>6997270
God dammit, it was a trap
>>6997319
>for a high price
I-I don't like what it means....
I h-hope the high price is a gold price.
>>6997328
You think that?
He is a young adult, I believe he can learn quickly.
Oh ok, I'm glad you are happy with your life Alfred
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>>6997345
...Dearie, the reason they are bleeding is due to lack of nutrients from fruit such as this. You may as well get this over with.
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>>6997337
WHAT!?
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>>6997345
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SHOULDNT HAVE GIVEN HER THAT POSITION
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>>6997328
>Well-well, I am actually on the phone right now. And that time I was also on the phone.
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>>6997345
Looks like Nep's Neps need to be Nepped.
Uh, I mean, YARRRR
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>>6997368
Before you blow up I think you need to listen to what I have to say!
Every time I see you your face is either scrunched up in a funny manner or you're crying. I can't take that type of person seriously at all!
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>>6997351
>stutters
>cringey rp
scaleyfags confirmed WORSE than ponies.
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>>6997392
At least he tries. I mean, rp isn't mandatory but still.
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>>6997388
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>>6997392
Get Grimes on the line. He'll shitpost it.
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>>6997342
Neither can I. It's not everyday you manage to fall in love with the most beautiful girl on Earth, you know?
A fitting reward for the hero! Durufu~!
>>6997351
I dunno, man. Take this from a man that was part of an empire; it's not as easy as you'd think it be. Too many countries.
I'm happy I'm happy with my life, too. I haven't been smiling this much in ages.
>>6997371
I, well... Okay, fine, you're on the phone, but you need heaps of rest! You're a growing boy/girl/whatever/fa'afafine, you know?
I wish I had a painkiller, man. That just breaks my heart.
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>>6997392
>implying anime lolis aren't guilty of this ten times over
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>>6997384
Belarus doesn't even have....gaarrr...
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>>6997388
That's an utterly absurd concept, I never do either of those!
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Hagagkure is best girl.
Prove me wrong.
>protip; you can't.
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>>6997405
>At least he tries
You know who tried? Ditto, Paul, Bolin, Yin, and every other cancerous fag. Just because they're trying doesn't make them any less cancerous.
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>>6997414
Wh-what's with the size of those eyebrows!?
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>>6997425
I can't see your point
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>>6997384
I don't remember signing up to be a pirate..
I-I mean, Yarr, Harr me maties.
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>>6997421
>Rintaro accuses Rintaro of sodomy
W-wew
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>>6997384
Do you think a trident can kill m-
>gets stabbed
I-I g-guess I w-was wr-rong
>>6997392
Well excuse me, english isn't my mother language
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>>6997423
You're making that sort of fave right now! It's just like a child's pouting face! I'm sorry, but I just can't take that sort of expression seriously!
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>>6997430
>Don't put me in your list, literally who
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>>6997417
A hero deserves nothing less than the best, no? Ahuhuhu~!
>>6997421
How on earth is it this resilient?
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>>6997458
BASED
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>>6997458
Aww, did you figure out that you can use that as insult? You're precious.
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>>6997365
I DON'T NEED YOUR HIPPIE FRUIT MEDICINE, YOU TALKING COMMUNIST SPIDER!
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>>6997458
OHHH SHIT
SHOTS F I R E D
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>>6997417
>Ok, I will follow your advice. There is also 1 AM fo me, so yeah, I should go to sleep. Alright, bye.
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>>6997458
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy red
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you?
wait forget the last one . i'm not that type of monster
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>>6997447
HAHAHA COLLATERAL DAMAGE!
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>>6997447
We be gettin' clean and fresh.
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>>6997458
Im sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
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>>6997431
Those are boobs
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>>6997471
...You are quite right about the talking spider portion, but communist...? Dearie, what makes you say that?
>>6997483
Eugh...perhaps I should not have consumed my own creations prior...
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>>6997492
>using Red's dankest pasta is raging
what?
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>>6997501
>t. anon that got fucking annihilated
Not even gonna read your post LOL
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>>6997461
Ah, you're too sweet for me. A gal that speak French, sell pastries, and sweep me off my feet at any given time...
Te quiero mucho.
>>6997477
You gotta follow my advice. Stay up and you'll probably pass out, man.
Good night, my dude! I'll catch you when you're feeling better, got it?! BYE~!
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>>6997483
ALRIGHT MEN, THIS SECRET MEETING HAS STARTED
WHAT'S THAT JHONSON? I SHOULD STOP YELLING? WHY THAT'S RIGHT! WE SHOULD BE QUIET AS TO NOT WAKE UP THE REST OF THE CREW!
>>6997496
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW THAT YOU'RE A COMMUNIST! HA HA, AMERICA!
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>>6997455
If I wasn't so peaceable to humans, I'd...!
>She swipes her scythe through the air, the slightly-oversized weapon making a loud, heavy woosh as she does.
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>>6997501
>salty anon damage control
Back to discord assblasted oldfag
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>>6997501
Hahahah- kys salty oldfag.
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>all these anons defending ditto
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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>>6997483
YARRRhar har har harGAHHAARRRRRdyharharhar, me knees are weak!
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This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.
I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done. Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two.
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>>6997494
I don't care about those. The eyebrows were...b-big and soft looking. I really want to touch them.
>>6997521
Hey now, there's no need for violence! I'm sure you have some pretty nasty opinions on me as well. All we can do is forget and forgive, okay? There's absolutely no reason to bring violence into this.
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>Jude/Cirno/Grimes raging on discord about based Red
We got our shitposters.
>>6997537
>not a new UID
Fuck off discord cancer.
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>>6997537
It has to be one guy right?....r-right?
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>>6997545
How did this?
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>>6997541
NOOOO, MY WOODEN LEG! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE WOODEN LEG!
IT WAS ALSO MY ONLY WOODEN LEG!
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>>6997501
>>6997515
>>6997527
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>>6997537
>Stop.
>i don't wanna be the conversation theme for today
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>>6997567
You have my condolences.
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>>6997518
Oh, my, you are too kind, Alfred! Really! I am but just a simple spider-lady!
>>6997520
...Dearie, do you know what that word means?
>>6997541
I could lose four arms and still be on your caliber! Ahuhuhu~!
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>>6997569
>continues to talk about :^)
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>>6997569
Once the shitposters have their target there's no way to stop it.
Why are you even trying?
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>>6997569
>comes back to call angry anons literally whos
>doesn't take advantage of the anons calling you based
Stop letting your cancer be cancer. go and be something greater. Like a shitposter. That shit's dank as fuck, ditto.
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>>6997537
>Coming from one of the most cancerous faggot
Go back to sucking oldfags' dicks on discord.
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>>6997561
I'd be shitposting regardless of being in bantz and fake ass conversation central
I don't see how discord is any different than most threads
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>>6997569
>>i don't wanna be the conversation theme for today
>publicly insults someone OOC, knowing that people are going to reply to it
Really makes you think...
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>>6997567
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw
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>>6997571
NO I DON'T! YOUR CONDOLENCES AREN'T IN MY BACKPACK!
WHAT DO CONDOLENCES EVEN LOOK LIKE? I'VE NEVER HAD ANY BEFORE!
>>6997574
EVERYONE I DON'T KNOW IS A COMMUNIST!
AND HEAVY, HEAVY IS A COMMIE TOO!
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>>6997547
I, for one, attempt to avoid passing judgement at first. Sir.
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>>6997588
>i don't want to be mentioned in that shit list.
>that's all
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>>6997574
And I'm but a simple American, but that little detail won't stop me.
It's not every day someone falls for the hero, so I have to say what makes you great! You deserve it, don't you think?
>>6997602
Ouch.
That was just shocking.
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>>6997588
>>6997613
Once a shitter always a shitter
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>>6997547
cheating on chibikko?
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>>6997613
>I'll come back to gain some momentum by blasting an anon, but I don't want to be involved in the drama it starts
Finish what yous tarted, faggot.
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>>6997602
AH HA HA, ALCOHOL!
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>>6997599
Dearie, if I was one of those...
>Muffet pulls out the 27G she had gotten from Alfred the day prior.
...would I certainly have this?
>>6997602
He is quite odd, only repeating "arrr" and "ye" to himself repeatedly.
>>6997614
Ah, if you believe I deserve it, mon cher, I shall not disagree! We deserve each other, no? Ahuhuhu~!
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>>6997607
You may say that, but I find it absurd that someone could go without making judgement based on someones appearance, or even the first few words the mutter out. I'm sure you've thought someone negative about me when our eyes first met. Go on and tell me what they are! An eye for an eye ma'am. You know this has to be done.
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>>6997628
Why don't you go finish that oldfag blowjob then?
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Its time.
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>>6997613
>caring about a, how did you say it, a literally who? Yeah. You're caring about a literally who's opinion.
This, is cancer.
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>>6997628
>"I'll come back"
>but i'm always here. kind of.
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I heard there was degeneracy here.
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>>6997624
What? No! I'm not even with Chibbiko! What gave you that idea in the first place!? Sure she has nice eyebrows, but if she isn't here and I see another good pair of eyebrows I start wondering.
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Invading this thread like it's 1939
all non Germans out.
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>>6997640
HUH... UMM
YES!
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>>6997646
I did..Like..weeks ago...where've you been anon?
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>>6997673
They're newfags Grimes. You have to shitpost them or else they won't know.
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>>6997662
>>6997665
AAAGGGGH NAZIS! THE ONE THING I HATE MORE THAN COMMUNISTS!
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>>6997666
...
>Muffet bows her head and pinches the area in between her eyes.
...Dearie, I am not a Communist. What would it matter if I was?
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>>6997640
Why wouldn't you? Everybody deserves a compliment... It just so happens that you deserve several!
I'm still a little shocked you picked me of all people. All the people you could have chosen, and you settled with me. I don't know what to say!
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remember to work on your game today anons
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>>6997690
COMMUNISM SUCK
WE MUST DESTROY
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>>6997695
>working on games
>actually preventing hg from dying
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>>6997641
I don't work quite the same as you. As it were, the closest to 'negative' I could've noted, was that you seemed to be just the average human.
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Ugh.. Why is everyone yelling? And by everyone I mean the only person yelling, knock it off.
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LF I'm coming by to kick your ass nigga
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>>6997715
>yells quietly
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>>6997715
Sorry Kaito-kun. We apologize.
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>>6997704
i mean video game too
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>>6997685
....Are they trying to shit on my solely for my oldfag status? Can they not pull out one of my many goofs and gabs that I've cancerously done over the years?...
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>>6997690
BECAUSE IF YOU WERE, I WOULD HAVE TO SHOVE MY AMERICAN BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU COULD TASTE IT THE NEXT MORNING!
>>6997703
HAHA, YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE ROCKET JUMPED, BECAUSE EXPLOSIONS HURT LESS!
>>6997715
I LOVE SCREAMING
SCREAMING EAGLES!
AAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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>>6997734
They can't Rick. They can't let go. You need to be even more cancerous. Go back to your old ways, you're the savior.
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>>6997687
>Comparing us to goymunists
You are cruising for a bruisin
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>>6997734
>kissu
stay you grimes
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>>6997687
Oh look an American goy.
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>>6997704
Epic meme my fellow oldfag! Upvoted. :)
Wanna ERP later on the discord??
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WE NEED TO GO FURTHER!
WE NEED OUR CANCER TO GO, BEYONDDD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>6997710
The most average human!? That's nowhere near the truth! How can someone make such a bold claim and sound like an imbecile at the same time!?
>>6997715
Because some people around here are extremely rude to others for no reason!
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>>6997695
I am bakana!
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>>6997694
Oh, Alfred, do not fool yourself! You know how noble and compassionate you are. You have proven that to me. Now, as for not knowing what to say...
>Muffet traces a line down Alfred's cheek.
...Je t'aime, mon cher.
>>6997700
If you say so, dearie.
>>6997703
What a way to go...ahuhuhu~...
>>6997735
Well, dearie, I am not. I do not know how to make it more clear.
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>>6997755
Upvoted
what did he mean by this?
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>>6997745
>>6997749
I AM A RED WHITE AND BLUE BLOODED AMERICAN SOLDIER, AND THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN COMMUNISTS ARE GERMANS! ONCE I KILLED A GERMAN, AFTER THE WAR! HE WAS ASKING ME FOR DIRECTIONS!
>>6997780
THEN WHAT ARE YOU? BECAUSE SPIDERS CAN'T BE CAPITALISTS! Or can they....
>>
>>6997792
This
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>>6997792
Newfags are all cancer. Name one (1) good newfag. You fucking can't.
>>
>>6997715
Sorry man, that might have been me. I tend to get a little rowdy when something of mine breaks down. I don't know how far your hearing range is, but unless there's somebody else ripping out their vocals cords, yeah, sorry.
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Isn't the discord midfag central?
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>>6997734
You aren't even an oldfag, worst newfag.
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>>6997804
Newfags actually
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>>6997804
Nah. Midfags are all on steam still
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>>6997792
At least grimes hosted before unlike you.
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>>6997802
>The Wrench appears
You can't make this shit up
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>>6997804
discord is just bantz and fake social shit central
it's not to be taken seriously ever
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>>6997802
Don't reply to this bait people.
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>>6997722
Don't you go trying to make me think about that...
>>6997725
Kaito-kun..? I wonder who this is..
>>6997735
You do realize it's the day after a holiday that everyone drinks on right? So it would go without saying a lot of people would have hangovers..
>>6997772
I will smack the green off your clothes Otto.
Stop.
Yelling.
>>6997803
At least you apologized, but my hearing is more sensitive than a regular persons, I'm just a machine after all.
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>>6997800
I make and sell my own wares, dearie. Is that not capitalist?
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>>6997802
Squid. Garnet. Asgore.
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>>6997715
Pardon me? Just what're you on about?
>>6997772
Compared to what I've seen, sir, I'm afraid you'd have to be very powerful in order to surprise me.
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Name all discordfags.
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>>6997825
S-sorry... I'm not who you think I am...
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>>6997792
>freeloader
I did like...3 suicide games last week. does that not count?
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>>6997802
Name one good oldfag. You fucking can't
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>>6997715
Look, man, it's not my fault this is my normal voice. I can't make any promises since this is how I ALWAYS speak. Can you just pretend I'm whispering?
>>6997780
Ah... I guess these glasses aren't working if I haven't seen it before. You'd think the hero would have perfect eyesight... But I don't need glasses for love at first sight.
>He laughs, going in for a hug for the spider.
I'll say it, then. Je t'aime, mon cher.
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>>6997832
>Squid
>Asgore
>Good newfags
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>>6997838
Eggman-kun.
get rekt
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>>6997838
Seth. I win.
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>>6997832
>squid
>still here
Yeah okay bud
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>>6997825
...Elly started it.
>>6997833
I...I guess you're right. I'm not all that powerful. You win this round, ma'am.
>>
You retarded faggots don't feed the baits. "Name one good oldfag/midfag/newfag" are all done by the same discordfag to stir up shit.
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>>6997850
>le ebin mysterious fillerposter that doesn't talk
Oldfags should follow his example to be honest.
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>>6997850
This
/thread
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>>6997841
>two fags who host their own games
How is Garnet better?
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Hello my fellow niggers.
I am JonDong.
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>>6997865
>Oldfags should follow his example to be honest.
stay butt blasted we never said you had to roleplay let people do what the fuck they want to do with their time.
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>>6997870
Because Garnet hosts too.
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>>6997872
hello jon dong it is i, aoba-chan
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>>6997825
Yeah, I'll keep that in mind! Just don't get *too* upset if I start screaming at the top of my lungs and try to tear out your circuitry for spare parts. Shit happens sometimes.
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>>6997870
Because I really enjoy the Hearthstone code. It gets my almonds activated.
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>>6997839
>Muffet surprises him by planting a kiss on his lips instead.
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>shitposting on new year's day
FUCKING STOP DAMN IT
IS THIS JUST HOW LOW WE HAVE SUNK ?
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>>6997872
kys Ramsalt
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>>6997880
She hosts /co/des
Again, how does that make her better
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>>6997826
>Sorry about the speed, I'm making dinner at the same time as doing this
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>>6997879
>not getting that I was joking
Y-you too...
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>>6997878
>e-everybody can just do what they want o-okay???
keq
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>>6997882
It's niceu to meetu aoba-chan.
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>>6997897
I'm not ramsalt you fucking nigger lover.
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>>6997888
Garnet stole that code from Erica tho
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>>6997856
My points exactly, sir.
...I apologize for snapping. I evidently don't look the part, but I do take my duties VERY seriously.
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>>6997890
Oh boy! Here we go dudes!
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>>6997909
>implying I said that
Learn to para phrase
I'll put fillers and not role an entire day if I want fuck off cancer
>>
The oldfag/newfag term is an illusion. We are one and the same.
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>>6997835
There's a couple of people that use that honorific though, but who are you then?
>>6997839
>Kaito's face scrunches up into a face you've never seen him wear before, mild annoyance.
...
>>6997833
You were yelling too.. Swinging that gardening tool around as well.
>>6997856
I'm finishing it, make up and make nice.
>>6997883
That doesn't sound like the 'it happens' kind of thing.. That sounds really uncommon..
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>>6997825
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH
>He starts beating his own head in with a shovel, making an obnoxious clanging as it smacks into his helmet
>>6997831
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING... AN AMERICAN WOULD DO!
>>6997872
HEY JONDONG, WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO GAME GROMPS?
>>6997826
AARGGH, I'VE TAKEN CANNON BLASTS WORSE THAN THIS! YOUR CANNON NEEDS A HAIRCUT!
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>>6997910
are you working on your game
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>>6997936
Insecure much?
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>>6997926
Ever heard what irony is?
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>>6997919
Kill la kill yourself ramsalt
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>>6997937
No. We really aren't. Follow his example please.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/AcidChan
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>>6997952
No.
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>>6997950
I suppose that makes me an American, no?
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Who hosted the first game of the new year?
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>>6997950
>scared communist noises
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>>6997974
Who cares
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>>6997964
pls
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>>6997974
It was Rick Grimes.
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>>6997961
Are you deaf you fucking faggot? I just said I'm not ramsalt.
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>>6997945
I-I'm just an anon... n-no one s-special.
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>>6997971
ARRGG, LET ME SEE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, BARACK O'SPIDER!
>>6997975
ARE YOU A COMMUNIST TOO? WAIT NO, YOU'RE RED! YOU'RE ON THE RED TEAM, LIKE ME! HA HAH HA!
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>>6997945
No, no, it's fine! You don't have to worry at all. It won't happen as long as I haven't had one too many drinks and you don't touch any of my robot babies.
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>>6997987
Stop spreading lies faggot. Grimes doesn't host.
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>>6997986
I can't say no to a qt, fine.
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>>6997945
It's every bit a weapon as well, sir!
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>>6997974
Vertfag
The winner was Grimes
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>>6998005
Are you trying to shitpost Rick here, cancerous freeloader?
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>>6998005
He does but not very often.
And either way it's a suicide game so I don't really count it I guess.
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>>6998005
Oh....
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>>6998002
Dearie, we do not have birth certificates where I come from, and even if we did, why would I have it on me at this exact moment?
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>>6997950
Never you cock sucking, futa loving, cuck lord.
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>>6997929
Aha...don't worry about it. It's all water under the bridge now. Who has time to worry about the bad things in life when there are good things to worry about instead? Like...like all the good things this year will bring us!
>>6997945
We are, we are...when did you become the dad of the situations?
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>>6998031
F-fuck...
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>>6998025
>either way it's a suicide game
>Ichigo will shit talk the cancer games I did last week, but my regular code I used the week before
I didn't think you were THIS new, desu
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>>6998047
>but my regular code
err but not.*
I'm really off my rocker.
>>
>>6998047
Your shit games don't count as games cancer.
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>>6998047
The suicide games are cancer, Grimes. The others are okay.
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>>6997937
No, the truth is
the problem is cancer
Every type of fag has the potential to be cancer, but newfags are disproportionally cancer because they saw the portion if oldfags who became cancer, and became it themselves.
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>>6997950
Who let the insane asylum patient out..?
>>6997995
Well at least you're being quiet, my head is just killing me.
>Also kissu.
>>6998003
Robot babies? Robots can't have babies.. and you're still sorta yelling.
>>6998020
As well? So you're not denying it..?
>>6998045
I've always been a father figure... Not so much recently though, no one to father.
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>>6998076
Thank
>kissu
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>>6997890
>Alfred definitely was not expecting that. He's never been a romantic kind of person, so he just returns it while blushing.
I-I... I wasn't expecting that, not at all. Gosh, I'm just a mess.
>>6997945
...
>Alfred takes a deep breath.
What did I do this time? Is it my face? Is it extra punchable today? I'm sorry, man, I just can't control how I look. Or sound.
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>>6998027
EVERY GOD-LOVING AMERICAN HAS THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE ON THEM AT ALL TIMES!
SEE!
>He pulls a folded up paper from his pocket, it's just got "SOLDIER BORN IN AMERICA" written on it in red crayon
>>6998032
NOOOOOO!
>>6998076
I LET MYSELF OUT OF THE ASYLUM! THEY TRIED TO LOCK ME UP, AND I KILLED THEM ALL!
>>
If you reply to this, your current ava will
1: Love everyone a bit too much for the day
2: Hate everyone a bit too much for the day
3: Bizzaro for the day
4: be COMPLETELY honest for the day
5: be COMPLETELY silent for the day
6: Lie for the day
7: Have amnesia for the day
8: lose it's powers for the day
9: REROLL
0: Become attracted to the opposite gender that you like for the day
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>>6998045
The things it'll bring you, that is.
>She finally rests her scythe against her shoulder once more.
I'm perfectly happy with everything as-is, personally!
>>6998076
I may not be the brightest, but...I certainly can't deny it's original purpose.
>>
>>6998108
roll
>>
>>6998104
>mechanical noises approaching
>>
THE SEXTAS ARE COMING
WE MUST PREPARE
FOR THE AUTISM
THAT COMES WITH THE GET
>>
>>6998108
NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY
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>>6998108
gimme some cancer
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>>6998002
Yes! Like you my American friend.
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>>6998108
>>
Give me something good for my first fap of 2017 family
>>
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>>6998076
You better start becoming more fatherly now, because we're going to need someone to keep us all in line. I don't want to have to be the one to die all because a fight broke out and I happen to be in the middle of it.
>>6998110
It must be nice being content with everything. I always wonder why women seem to be happier than men, and I think I've finally found that reason out today.
>>
>>6998108
Roll
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>>6998108
>>
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>>6998108
Oh shit nigger
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>>6998135
...
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>>6998132
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>>6998108
This won't hurt one bit.
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>>6998108
Rollan!
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>>6998108
>9
FUCK
>>
>>6998141
>Bullies
>Some grumpy short person with pigtails
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>>6998108
>worst whore intensifies
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>>6998092
>Muffet giggles adorably.
Of course you weren't expecting it, mon cher! That is what makes it so sweet, no?
>>6998104
...I do not think that is a proper birth certificate, dearie.
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>>6998092
Nice score dude
>>
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>>6998133
...Pardon me? And why's that?
>>
>>6998110
SHE THICC
>>
>>6998108
sure
>>
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>>6998108
I AM ROLLING, FOR FUN!
>>6998115
AGGH, ROBOTS! I HEAR THEM!
>>6998127
THAT'S GOOD, AMEN!
>>6998158
OF COURSE IT IS, I MADE IT MYSELF THE DAY I WAS BORN!
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>>6998108
>>
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>>6998151
>doesn't look very impressed
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>>6998108
Rin's going to roll because Rin is tired from this journey and needs some sleep.
>>6998122
Rin can keep on going nyaa~! But it's almost as if you three don't know how to keep on going, you're all so sluggish.
>>
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>>6998108
>>6998150
Jude, get your fat ass over here.
>>
>>6998076
Oh, sorry about that!
>He lowers his voice to a moderate whisper
I don't mean actual babies, I mean my creations. All the stuff I've built over time.
And besides, I think you're even wrong on the whole robot-babies thing. I'm sure if you got some synthetic...materials, life would uh, find a way.
>>
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>>6998179
ARGH, I HAVE TO RE-ROLL!
>>
>>6998170
damnit I don't want to be a gay
>>
who was your first HG love?
>>
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>>6998164
Don't you get it? It's because they're not! Men are always and will forever be happier than woman! Can't you see just how happy I am talking to you right now? This conversation is really brightening up my day!
>>
>>6998183
>Grumbles
>Leaves a can of soda
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>>6998086
N-no.. Don't kiss back, especially since you were doing that cute stuttering shy thing.
>>6998092
>He squints at him and sighs.
Your hair.. It's too bright.
>>6998104
My ears are about to explode.
>>6998108
Oh boy, silence please.
>>6998110
>Kaito just sort of falls over onto his back.
I can't stand all this.. Hehe.. But, you're pretty smart I thought Elly?
>>6998133
But my head hurts.. No one's happy when dad has a hangover.. Hmm.. Dad..
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>>6998184
(You)!
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>>6998184
>>6998187
Rin forgot how she got hurt this badly. Time for Rin to say good nyaaight and go to sleep. Bye bye.
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>>6998179
I forgot who you are. What is your name?
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>>6998192
Chibbiko
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Are you guys still drunk? Or are you acting more stupid than usual today?
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>>6998200
O-oh...
>falls into a pit of depression from rejection
>kills self 3 days later
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>>6998190
>>6998108
AUGH, I'M A HOMOSEXUAL HIPPIE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! ARGGH I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE DESIRE FOR AN INSENSIBLE HAIRCUT! MAKE IT STOP!
>>6998200
AAGGHHHHUUHGGHHHHHHH!
>>6998205
I'M SOLDIER! THE RED SOLDIER, BETTER THAN THAT STUPID, COMMUNIST BLU SOLDIER!
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>>6998166
Again with this?
>>6998203
Farewell, miss.
>>6998200
...Not really. What in the world are you...?
>>6998195
Sir, you're really not making any sense, you realize.
>>6998214
I suppose it's the latter, considering I don't think anyone but the pirates are drunk.
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>>6998214
Mostl likely the later
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>>6998192
Squigly
>Garnet
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>>6998199
>takes and drinks
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>>6998108
>>6998200
I'm already pretty committed to Paula so that would really change anything, so second try.
>>6998215
Three days? That's specific, any reason three?
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>>6998228
Sachiko a shit
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>>6998224
Yes. Tell me, what is the color associated with Communism?
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>>6998242
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>>6998158
It really is sweet. I really wasn't expecting that! I'm just super flustered because I don't know what to do now--
>A surprise hug, delivered directly from the U.S. of A.
>>6998159
Oh, I know it is! Okuyasu, what's that word that describes how happy you are? Happiest to the highest degree?
>>6998192
Me, myself, and I.
...Brian. But the first legit one might just be Muffet.
>>6998200
...
>Alfred ruffles his hair, shielding his eyes.
You're right, it's just way too bright. Do you have a hat or anything I can use to dull it a little?
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>>6998179
>the mechanical noises stop
>the painus cupcake is on the floor next to you looking up
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>>6998200
I...missed the drinking party, didn't I?
>>6998225
But it's true, ma'am. One would have to be crazy to not have a fun time talking to a pretty little lady such as yourself!
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>>6998248
>teaches capitalism
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>>6998248
RED, OBVIOUSLY!
>>6998252
AUGH, oh it wasn't robots. it's just SOMETHING MUCH WORSE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, GENTLEMEN!
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>>6998251
Uh...
>flips though a dictionary
Ecstasy?
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>>6998179
That is...highly absurd.
>>6998251
>Muffet, surprised herself now stands rigid for a moment before returning the hug.
Ah, how crafty of you, Alfred! Ahuhuhu~!
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>>6998232
B-because... because... Because Luka would never do something like this to me! BAKA!
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>>6998263
I AM PAINUS CUPCAKE
I WILL EAT YOU
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>>6998225
post tum
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>>6998225
Last night was a supposed special occasion you know, not that a sheltered person like you would know.
>>6998226
Ah yes, you Russians always contribute to lowering the bar.
>>6998108
Why not?
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>>6998262
>sushes you
>>6998263
Alright. You understand basic things, but do you know what is worse than a Communist?
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>>6998108
This will be interesting.
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>>6998287
Hmph... congratulations. I will not be so nice as to let you win next time.
Thank you for hosting.
>>
If anyone else wants to host, speak up within 3 minutes of this post, or the marathon continues!
>>6998287
Sorry again about the delays, I'm done with dinner now!
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>>6998287
Thanks host. You did well.
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>>6998254
...With all due respect, I'm taller than you, sir.
>She's standing at somewhere between six and a half and seven feet tall.
And I still don't quite get why that makes women less happy by default!
>>6998289
Yes, yes, the turning of the year, and? When did I imply I didn't know it was about?
>>6998278
Pardon...?
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>>6998271
WELL, YOU'RE A TALKING CAPITALIST SPIDER! IF YOU ASK ME, THAT'S ALSO ABSURD!
>>6998275
AAAUUGH NOOOOOOO! WHERE'S CHRISTIAN BRUTAL SNIPER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
>>6998295
THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A COMMUNIST IS A COMMUNIST!
No wait...
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>>6998311
I would host but I'm still feeling a bit sick.
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>>6998265
>Alfred looks in the dictionary, looking for the specific words that mean happy. He thought he had to use a thesaurus, but that's just as good.
Then that's what I am! Ecstatic! Oh, my goodness, I can't even begin to describe it! I'm stupidly happy!
>>6998271
>He gives a sincere laugh, letting go after a few seconds pass.
What can I say? It runs in the family, just like our charm! A beautiful person like you deserved the best of hugs, right?
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>>6998108
>>6998232
Okay, hateful it is.
>>6998224
>Kaito rewards the man's scream with a middle finger.
>>6998225
I'm trying to not push this headache any further, oh and I'm supposed to be mean, so.. Idiot, I guess.
>>6998251
Not for you I don't.
>Kaito places a hat on his own head.
You might have lice or something...
>>6998254
Yeah, but you wouldn't have been any fun there though, you have a weird eyebrow fetish..
>>6998274
What did I say about yelling? Baka..
But Luka huh? You have a crush on my big little sister? I don't see the appeal, she's a little too classy for my tastes.
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>>6998316
It's fine. I will tell you comrade. The thing that is worse than a communist is a fascist. Fascist are much worse. Example is the Nazis. You find guys like them, kill them on sight.
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Cancerto ava when
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>>6998329
Of course you are. Got one before me, jackass.
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>>6998189
>>6998330
>in case you missed it
>>6998311
Go right ahead!
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>>6998330
OH YAY! A MIDDLE FINGER! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE!
>>6998342
NAZIS! I KILLED ALL THE NAZIS, EXCEPT FOR THE INVISIBLE ONES, I COULDN'T FIND THE INVISIBLE ONES, AND THEY BREED LIKE RABBITS!
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FIRST 24/36/48 FOR THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF THE BLACK PEARL!
>>6998311
Placements
>>6998323
Get well soon!
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>>6998108
Ugh...
>>6998315
Last couple of times we have conversed you have proven otherwise.
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>>6998315
>otto nervously looks up at the woman
O-Oh my. I didn't notice just how big you were, ma'am.
Either way, what makes women less happy then men is quite simple. Alcohol. You see more men drinking than you do than women, am I wrong? That's how men are happier!
>>6998330
I don't see how that has to do with anything. I would have been able to have fun regardless of who's there.
A-And I don't have an eyebrow fetish, alright? Stop saying untrue things.
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>>6998358
Isaac
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>>6998358
Slightly less enthusiastic soldier
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>>6998358
The Year of Sanji
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>>6998358
Tyuule
>thank you
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>>6998358
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
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>>6998358
Liquid
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>>6998358
Salad Uchiha
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>>
>>6998358
Misuzu
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>>6998358
Otto Suwen
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>>6998358
Alfred Jones
>>6998330
Excuse you, they're called immigrants. They're not lice, they have feelings, too...
>Alfred just places his hands on his head, trying to shield it from the robot.
>>6998354
Hey, it ain't my fault that I landed the embodiment of perfection. Okuyasu, there's plenty more fish in the sea; have you been looking in the right places?
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>>6998358
God
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>>6998358
Horny Girl
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>>6998358
Ryoma Hoshi
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>>6998358
Heidemarie
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>>6998358
Ririchiyo
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>>6998358
NOT Muffet
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>>6998358
Ash Crimson
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>>6998358
Anne Hanakoizumi
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>>6998358
The Wrench
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>>6998357
>wraps an arm around you and pokes your chest with his other hand
That is why I have a trap so you can hunt them down. I can be your fascist removal teacher.
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>>6998358
Lord Beerus
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>>6998366
With all due respect, sir, at no point did I ever imply I didn't know what the turning of the year was, either.
>>6998368
Well, a sturdy frame is certainly needed for my job!
...Not really, actually. In fact, in my lands, I'd say it can be quite the opposite.
>>6998330
...You're a machine, sir. I don't think you can get those.
>>6998311
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for all this.
>>6998278
>And
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>>6998358
Rintaro
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>>6998358
Major Mew
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>>6998311
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6998316
...That is a fair point.
Do you mind if I see the certificate for a second?
>>6998329
Ah, you are too kind, mon cher! I do not know how I ever managed to attract someone as compassionate as yourself!
>>6998358
Thank you for hosting!
Muffet
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>>6998358
Reigen Arataka
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>>6998358
You Watanabe
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>>6998356
I want to dick the wrench
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>>6998358
Tenten
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>>6998358
Pom
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>>6998358
Elly
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>>6998358
Hagakure Tooru!
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>>6998358
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
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>>6998358
Okuyasu Nijimura
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>>6998403
So this is what happens when Muffet shipped with America, she became a fat wench.
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>>6998358
Rintaro
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>>6998358
Pirate Man
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>>6998356
>Oh, thanks, sorry.
Synthetic parts huh..? I do have a ponos you know, just not the juice that shoots, haha.. Well at least not juice that shoots that fertilizes anything, ugh, this talk is weird..
>>6998358
Kaito or something
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>>6998410
OH, BUT I ALREADY HAVE PYRO, HE'S GREAT AT FINDING INVISIBLE SPIES AND NAZIS!
>>6998415
UH... SURE, BUT IF YOU BREAK IT, YOU OWE ME A NEW ONE!
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>>6998412
No no. Not that. I mean you being a sheltered idiot.
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>>6998391
I don't even where the fuck to start you lucky bastard.
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>>6998412
>Otto starts sweating far more than usual
I-Is that so? I guess y-you have some manly women over there, huh?
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>>6998358
Sakuya
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>>6998358
Johnny Joestar
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>>6998451
Then I have another idea for you. Heard of things called terrorists?
>>
>tfw you will never hug someone irl
Fucking end me now f.am
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>>6998358
Senshougahara
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>>6998477
TERRORISTS! AGGGH I HATE TERRORISTS!
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>>6998451
Yes, yes, dearie, fine.
>Muffet waits until the Soldier turns his back to examine it.
>Quickly, she pulls out a pen, scribbles out "SOLDER," and writes"MUFFET" below it.
...Dearie, I found my birth certificate! I had it all this time!
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Here be the list of men and women pretendin' to be men aboard the ship! If ye find yerself not wantin' to be on it, ye've got 5 minutes to say so!
Also, me education is a wee bit lackin'. If thar be any errors, don't be bashful now.
>>6998481
Have ye tried ambushin' em?
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>>6998415
It's a trait all of us have, you know? I don't know how I attracted someone to me, but if it's happened before, then...
How many times can I say "Te amo" before it gets annoying?
>>6998457
Lucky? That doesn't even begin to describe it! This year's gonna be a good one, even if I've messed up a few times!
Then let's start from the top. Who do you like? Blondes? Canadians? Russians?
>>
>>6998448
>No problem, just making sure!
Yeah, TMI, dude. I was just making a joke, I don't need to learn about any android cocks and their fluids today. You better not be hinting at anything, because you're not exactly my type to be honest. The blue's a bit of a turnoff.
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>>6998497
As of now they are in Syria. They wave a black flag with white writing on it. If you may, try to kill those bastards and collect one head for every five dead.
>>
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>>6998508
... fuck I never thought of that
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>>6998357
Would you go away if I told you to?
>>6998368
That stutter makes me think differently, plus I saw you rubbing all over those eyebrows.
>>6998391
They also carry even worse diseases than lice and are a drain on resources.
>>6998412
Well how else would you explain this throbbing pain in my brain? Besides what do you know? You're just flesh and bone.. Well.. A little extra flesh and bone, hehe.
>>6998516
Fuck no man, I'm not going for a guy.. I already have someone, plus.. You look like an anarchist.
>Kaito
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