/sug/ - Steven Universe General 2017 Edition Last Thread:

>>6990823
Jasper is fat

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Gems should watch a fireworks show

Armstrong dominating Sapphire when?

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POST
PISSING
GEMS

>Amethyst had guided Peridot to the bathroom
>"Alright Peri, you see, this ain't a weapon."
>Peridot nodded, staring down at the toilet.
>"So, alll that stuff you drank? It went down here."
>Amethyst, standing behind peridot with her hands on the greenie's shoulders, ran her hands down Peridot to rest on her bladder.
>Peridot shifted uncomfortably
>"Lemme prove it to ya"
>Before peridot could protest, Amethyst pressed down on her bladder
>Peridot's back arched and her thighs pressed together instinctively, letting out a cry
>She had an expression of worry, biting her lip and blushing
>"Amethyst! Be careful! A-and hurry up and show me how this works so w-we can get it over with..."
>Amethyst giggled, enjoying her reaction greatly.
>"S'alright, calm down dotty, we're just gettin' started"
>Amethyst's hand glided down further, keeping the other one rested on her gut.
>Peridot stayed still and stiff, feeling amethyst's hand reach between her legs, spreading her lips
>"W-what are you doing now?"
>"Just let go"
>Amethyst rested her head on peridot's shoulder, looking down expectantly, but nothing came out
>"Uhmm, Peri? This shouldn't be that hard..."
>"I-I'm trying, I just... can't. Its..."
>Peridot looked to the side, a frustrated look
>"Its embarrassing."
>Amethyst pondered for a moment
>"Guess we'll just have to try some stuff then"
>She sounded dirtily giddy, and this frightened Peridot a bit
>Amethyst used her hand still on peridot's gut and started pushing softly
>Peridot moaned a bit, her legs tensing and her toes curling
>"A-amethyst, th-thats..."
>"Let it all out, Peri..."
>Amethyst began to press harder, rubbing Peridot's labia with her other hand
>Peridot whined, wanting so badly to let go
>Amethyst could feel Peridot's muscles quiver under her hands, her butt pressed up against her as she squirmed
>Amethyst let out a low chuckle
>Her hand started to get slick, but not yet from urine.

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>>6990909
noice

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What theories do you think will become canon in 2017?

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>>6990931
Peridot will piss herself

>>6990909
>Peridot turned her head, as it was leaning back resting on Amethyst's shoulder behind her
>Amethyst could feel her hot breath against her neck.
>"Ready Peri?"
>Peridot nodded a bit
>"Please-!"
>Peridot had urgency in her voice
>Amethyst flicked Peridot's clit, and Peridot jumped, letting out a higher pitched hasp
>It had started with just a spurt and some trickles
>Peridots hips moved back and forth a few times as she was figuring it out, her body still trying to regain control can stop the flow
>But she simply needed it to much
>There was no stopping it
>Peridot gaspes and panted as her stream came out full force, getting it all over her legs
>Some did manage to get into the toiled, but it was on the floor
>On their feet
>On pretty much everything in their little area
>Amethyst felt the warmth on her hands, and helt peridot tight as she relieved herself
>Peridot thanked amethyst over and over, finally finishing, her body shivering
>They both stood there and just breathed for a bit, taking a look at the mess they had made, and enjoying each other's touch
>"Well, I think you need a bath now"
>"A what?"

Pearl drank that can of apple juice but she never pissed it out
Do you think all of that liquid is just sitting in her bladder, burning to be released, but Pearl doesn't understand how to piss?

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So how's that 4chan pass doing ya?

>>6990957
new townie episode

sadie and lars teach pearl how to piss

fund it

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>>6990942
>filename
HOO BOY THAT'S KINKY
Is Rebecca into piss too?

>>6990967
pretty good

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>>6990931
PD used all-natural hibiscus infused lubricant when fingering her cherished Jasper

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What's with the piss posting

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>>6990990
Because piss is the best kink

>>6990990
One fag and his 4chan pass.

>>6990977
her tumblr blog is probably one of the only crew blogs that still has viewable likes, so maybe you could see for yourself

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>>6990944
Very good
Post more piss fics

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>>6991004
>Paying actual money to spam piss

Why?

>>6991052
I don't have a tumblr account, can you go in and take screenshots for us?

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>>6991071
I don't have a 4chan pass, the cooldown on posting goes down when you select an image with your post.

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>>6990931
Pink Diamond's flower is the Hibiscus
The Hibiscus is a member of the Mallow plat family
Malachite was named after Mallow plants
Malachite is Pink Diamond

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Armstrong is made for lewd.

>>6991095
>Lying

>>6991095
i wish i had pics to help you out piss is a great fetish

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>>6991124
Then where's the lewd of Armstrong fingering all of Sapphire's orifices?

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>>6991141
I'm glad I can supply you with some gem piss then

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>>6991109
>babyname/malachite

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>>6991219
malachite is best baby

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>>6991202

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>>6991292

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>>6991202

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>>6991434
>garnet

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>>6991426

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>>6991473

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>>6991488

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>>6991496

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>>6991501

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>>6991505

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>>6991511

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>>6991527

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>>6991531

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>>6991547

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Engrish adds character

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>>6991586
>>6991561

I would like to see an episode where (assuming Jasperdemption happens) Pearl has to go off on a mission when Steven and Connie's training is scheduled and Jasper takes over, leading to all sorts of trouble

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>>6991598

>>6991606
whatever happens couldn't be worse than trying to brainwash Connie into becoming a child soldier who values Steven's safety over her own life

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>>6991610
>>6991606

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>>6991610
I wish Sugar would draw gems pissing

>>6991630
eh I could see things getting out of hand and ending up hurting the townies (assuming they did beach training like when amethyst covered for Pearl)

not that that couldn't be resolved by the end of the episode with Magical Healing Spit but also there would be a lesson learned about thinking about the consequences of your actions or something like that.

would be pretty funny if Lars got his smug face smashed in though.

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またダンボールあんでくるの?
Are you playing wth the cardboard again?

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>>6991673

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>>6991682

why is Jasper the cutest gem

why

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>>6991673
*あそんで

alright /sug/ I hate Jasper

Let's see if you anons can persuade me on liking her

>>6991724
cute

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>>6991695
Beats me! (into the ground)

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>>6991724
Artist also did this one: >>6991331
Such nice painting

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>>6991731
she lays quality eggs

>>6991765
nope

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>>6991784
she is good at shitposting

>>6991765
but what would it taste like

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>>6991731
She's comfy

>>6991828
>tfw you will never fall asleep sitting on Jaspers lap watching a movie
>you will never be cold and start shivering only to have her pull her hair forward over her shoulders so it covers you like a blanket
>you will never have her strong arms encircle you and know the feeling of being absolutely safe
>you will never just lie back and look at the soft patterns of light reflecting off her gem lulling you to sleep
>you will never hear her whisper "I love you anon" just as you're drifting off

why even live

>>6991803
if you're referring to recent posts, then I'm still not convinced

>>6991828
amy would be more comfy

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>>6988037
kill yourself

>>6991878
Jasper would be comfier since she'd be soft but also her muscle would provide some support, like an executive chair.

Amethyst would be more like a beanbag or something, soft but not particularly comfortable for long periods of time

Also Amethyst literally eat piles of garbage all the time so she's probably greasy and smells bad

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>>6991878
she gives the best piggy back rides

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>>6989555
kill yourself

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>>6991878
>not loving grape ape and dog fucker equally

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>>6991811
>Jasper will birth the lapidot fusion
The egg would taste of brine and stale memes

>>6991937
cute

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Here's some fanart of fanart.

OK lads

Say I wanted to get SU inspired sex toy, what are the closest things thematically on the market?

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Indexer, any way to grab a better one of this off of here?

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/292703-together-breakfast...-sort-of
http://yamino.deviantart.com/art/Together-Breakfast-Sort-of-Tshirt-562049245

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>>6991971

>>6991933
Imagine if Jasper was the size of a normal human woman and Amy was tiny, and Jasper was using Amethyst on you like a living fleshlight

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>>6991950
This is beautiful.

>>6991977
*cancer

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Best ship.

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>>6991964
Get this to symbolically have the entire Homeworld trio in your asshole at once

>>6991992
>>6991993
oh it's the same fag who can't reply to posts without fucking up

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>>6991964

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>>6992009
Please, no bully.

>>6992015
>not red and yellow stripes
>claiming it's Jasper
WewLad (tm)

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>>6991971

>>6992036
Jasper doesn't really have tiny stripes, her cock or pussy might look split orange/red or just one color more realistically

>>6992015
for what purpose

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>>6991964
>>6992015

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>>6991964
>>6992054
!!!

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>>6991983

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>>6992081

>>6992063
only if it has a tube in the middle for spraying saltwater

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>>6992089

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>>6992116

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>>6992132

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post preg gems please and thank

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>>6992135

>>6992112
but that's malachite, not pearl

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>>6992142

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>>6992141

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>>6991966
the images on teepublic use some werid as shit way to display, in which the parameters are unobstructed but the whole thing is behind an encoded hash of sort that honestly, I don't feel like try and understand on january first

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--va3OwN41--/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1446243450/production/designs/292703_1.jpg
the parameters are background color, cropping type, format, height, quality and width. anything past that is the same for every generated image.
I'll get to it one day, not today probably

>>6991966
>yamino

>>6992163
what is the mmd shit

>>6992182
good for memes

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>>6992164
Neat thanks in advance

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>>6991966
>>6992164
but I do digress a lot when I get presented with a problem, the solution is obviously much easier to get to when you get your head farther away from it
yamino posted these on its tumblr more or less at the same time he posted the design on teepublic, that's as good as it gets until I can get originals from it, I don't think that's gonna be feasible anyway

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>>6992197
http://yamino.tumblr.com/post/129719041309/homeworld-or-earth-forever-you-can-show-where
forgot to paste

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fuck you
best ship

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>>6992176

>>6992270
is there anyone you faggots dont hate

>>6992270
Would you guys fuck Smoky Quartz?

even knowing she's half Steven?

>>6992314
I'd fuck her just for Steven.

>>6992299
Sadie

>>6992299
Everything is /trash/ here and that includes opinions.

>>6992314
I'd fuck Amethyst and I'd fuck Steven.

I don't think I'd fuck Smokey though.

>>6992299
No
I hate everyone but at different amplitudes
There's always a reason to hate someone

>>6992163
>filename
As funny as I found that phrase at first, I'm glad /sug/ never beat it into the ground like it tends to do.

>>6992299
all su characters are shit

>>6992299
Nah, I don't hate any one specific character. I like them all.

What if Rebecca Sugar is pregnant at this very moment

Ignore this inconspicuous post

>>6992584
it's not like it could cause any more hiatuses t b h

>>6992655
You were supposed to ignore the completely non-suspicious post anon

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>>6992533
Night Saltine, love you and your odd art.

What will be Jasper's meep morp medium of choice?

>>6992745
Literature. Jasper has a soft side for soppy romance.

>>6992745
F L E S H

>>6992755
>>6992758
Isn't contrast beautiful?

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>>6992745
Gachimuchi.

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Good morning hangover-ridden anons, congrats on surviving the last moments of 2016! We finally made it to the new year, may it be blessed with episode hype, new characters, feels, and a rockin' season finale.

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>>6993046
In one month, I can wait.

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>>6993046
It hasn't been 2016 for a day, what are you talking about?

>>6991937
I want the Lapidot fusion to be deranged as fuck.

>>6993577
It better love-rape Steven as well

>>6993703
It'd be a bigger rapist then Lapis was.

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http://imgur.com/a/CoMDq

So what's the deal with this? Is it abandoned?

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>>6993790
He was here yesterday or so.
But the god damn solo guy on it refuses to make a god damn blog so we can keep a tab on him.

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>>6993125
kill yourself

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>>6993811
>no one who makes video games im interested in has a blog so i can look at progress i missed in the gamedev threads or /sug/

Hurts just a little bit.

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>>6993851
I'm not sure if he just doesn't get the hint or is determined to not make one but he's been refusing to make something we can keep track of him for at least 6 months.

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>>6993886
>>6993894
>>6993902
>>6993841
I'm sad now, fuck you Indexer you faggot now I'm crying.

>>6992314
yes, considering it is canon that a fusion is as old as its' constituents combined (stevonnie is in her 20's) that means it aint pedo, so yes. I'm bi, and into gender ambiguity, so I'm into it.

>>6993936
if I can be ill on the first of the year, you can cry some bitch tears on the first of the year

gosh can you guys like stop sucking dick for 2 seconds geez XD

>>6994000
t. Indexer

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>>6993979
Wrong, it's 3am here so technically you made me cry bitch tears on the second of the new year.

>>6993979
You're ill every day of the year

Mentally ill

>>6994016
>3am

It's 4:30 pm here, where the fuck are you

>>6992299
I don't hate any of the characters I just hate those who like them.
Pearlfags and delusional Jasperfags top that list.

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>>6994058
Australia, goodnight /sug/.

>>6994085
G'night cunt

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This may be soppy as fuck but...


Since I watched Lion 3 I've wanted to make some videos / tapes for any children I have (if Ever) I think there is something really special about getting tapes from a loved one, in the past. .

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>>6994085
>the Armstrongfag is a roasty toasty shitposty

We need to eliminate all Armstrongfags before their shitpost blood runs hot and they get to work.

>>6994169
But Armstrong is pretty alright for manhandling gems.

>>6994149
What woman would stoop so low to have kids with you?

>>6994236
>manhandling

There isn't any penis or testicals under that gown, get your mind out of the gutter.

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>>6994292
Your bitter personality is showing there fella.

>>6990931
Rose was a huge bitch and Pink Diamond wasn't even evil. Pearl and Steven have a huge falling out over it.

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>>6994299
He doesn't even need a penis considering all those arms.

>>6994309
Also the Diamonds aren't really evil, just very bitter about the death of PD.

>>6994318
But it wouldn't hurt.

>>6994390
>An arm qouldn't hurt

>>6994378
*cold-blooded murder

>>6994574
But gems don't have blood

>>6994602
Rose probably did

>>6994309
I hope the Rose/PD thing goes something like this;

>Pink Diamond was a good leader who liked her subjects, and her subjects liked her back.
>Rose was no exception, and despite disagreeing with her (probably not even that at first), Rose liked her just as much as any other gem.
>Pink Diamond naturally also liked Rose, if some theories hold out maybe even more than average.
>At some point they're forced into a situation where Pink Diamond has to shatter Rose, even though she doesn't want to, probably do to either some kind of last straw moment ideologically or at the command of one of or all of the other three Diamonds.
>Rose ends up managing to shatter Pink Diamond instead, although she also didn't want to.

Adds more complexity than "LOL PINK DIAMOND WAS EVIL" or "LOL ROSE WAS EVIL" that a lot of fans seem to be throwing around.

>>6994670
I want to kiss that cook

>>6994550
No I mean when he said it doesn't even need a penis.

I heard Zuke visited us apparantly recently. I can't remember it happening (maybe it was when I was asleep), but does anyone have a screencap of the event?

>>6994778
No, just one anon made a comment that was very zuke-ish so people joked about her.

>>6994778
Why does anyone think Zuke would come here
Why does anyone assume it wasn't just an anon shitposting

>>6994675
People will still say "X IS EVIL AND Y IS GOOD" regardless because they're autistic and cannot comprehend past black and white thinking.

>>6991983
THX DOC

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>>6993979
get well soon man.

>>6994790
>>6994873
I kinda did assume it was fake, but I couldn't be too sure about that either. Crazy stuff has happened before

>>6993046
>hangover ridden
You kidding? Today's the day to be drinking

>>6995141
It wasn't "fake" it was just two anons shitposting back and forth with one roleplaying as Zuke

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>>6995209
>he didn't party all night and drink with frien-
oh right

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How do we stop Lapis Lazuli?

>>6995224
Let her rape Sapphire, that'll calm her down.

>>6995224
You suck Steven's penis.

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>>6993046

jfc even I'm hungerover and I don't even drink. Yeah, let's all hope for the best

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>>6995224
Let Steven impregnate her

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>>6995256
Steven is a pure boy who only knows pure love.

>>6995253
>>6995222
The Ohio State game was bad enough nobody stayed up to watch the ball drop

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>>6995384
>supports ohio
F U C K I N G C U C K

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GUYS... reminder that Steven is Pink Diamond

>>6995420
Historic fiction fag

>>6995414
Michiganders please

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requests?

>>6995448
Pearl being awkward on a date with Mayor Dewey

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Official cat au comic when?

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>>6995457

>>6995428
It being from Historical Fiction doesn't take away from the fact that he's wearing a Pink Diamond insignia fag

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>>6995384
>sports
sorry anon, you lost me

>>6995448
Jasper eating a gun and then shooting bullets out of her ass

>>6995486
>Amethyst refusing to get up by just stretching a bunch

kek

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>>6995448
Sapphire's gem being put in the freezer

>>6995505
It's not me anon I swear it's just the family, same with Law and Order or The Bojangles Theory

>>6995494
top tier

>>6995486
Official Highschool AU episode when?

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>>6995512

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>>6995521
>Law&Order
used to watch that with my mom from time to time. Sometime it's nice to just watch something with the family, I can relate.

>>6995448
Amy forcefeeding Lapis

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I'm gonna do it.

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>>6995448
This picture but with sapphire

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>>6995519

>>6995586
Dumb Roseposter

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>>6995593

>>6995486
>Malachite getting brutally bisected

>>6995559
>>6995448
don't you fucking skip me whore

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>>6995724
Thanks

>>6995552
Thanks it's beautiful

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>>6995486
Lapis is a cute dog.

>>6995486
longamy is loooooooooooooooooooong

How would the CGs react of Lapis started to wear sexy lingerie around Steven, and point out any erections he got because of it?

>>6996091
Pearl will be jealous that Steven never got erections when she did it.

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>>6996145
thank you <3

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>>6996091
>>6996127
I think I want this fanfiction

/sug/, would you rather be a diamond or a regular gem?

>>6996340
a Sapphire.

>>6996226
>"L-lapis, what happened to your clothes?" stuttered Steven, severely shocked.
>"Just thought i needed a change. after all, I've been wearing my old clothes for what, five thousand years now?" responded Lapis, trying hard and failing to conceal the smirk breaking out on her face.
>Lapis stood in front of Steven, legs slightly spread, giving Steven and everyone else who happened to be near an eyeful of her laced teal panties.
>"So, what do you think?"
>Lapis watched as the young boy squirmed, a great battle between discomfort and attraction raging within him, with neither succeeding to take control of his mind.
>His body, however, had made up its mind quite a while ago.
>Lapis looked down at the little boy's crotch, and giggled.
>Steven quickly tried to find what had caught Lapis's attention, and blushed as he saw Steven Jr. making his way up through his rolls of fat.
>Steven froze, unsure what to do, Lapis only growing bolder at the boy's visible arousal.
>"Steven, are you alright? You seem flushed," Lapis said, making Steven blush even deeper.
>"I-I-I" He tried to say something, but the words caught in his throat as he looked back up.
>Lapis had bent down to eye level with him, showing off her modest, but still noticeable chest, barely half of it covered by her bra.
>Steven's breathing became terse, and he felt the warmth well up within him.
>Suddenly, the temple door opened, with the three crystal Gems walking out, too immersed in their conversation to notice what was going on.
>"Look, all that I'm saying is that gthe black ones seem to, on average, be more prone to violence than-"
>Pearl was the first to notice the scene unfolding in the house.
>"Lapis! What on earth do you think you are doing?" She squawked in a voice even more shrill and grating than normal.
>"What? I was just showing Steven my new clothing style. i found it in one of your Earth magazines and wanted to give it a try."
(1/2)

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>>6996340
Depends really. If I were too dependent on other diamonds or had to worry about my standing towards them I'd pick normal gem. Otherwise, diamond.

>>6996340
I don't really want power, but it's still better than being a slave

>>6996340
I'd rather be a Pearl.
I could be dominated by a giantess, and I wouldn't have to do all of the difficult stuff that other Gems have to do.

>>6996492
>"That's no excuse! You should know better than to so deliberately flaunt your-"
>"At least I have something to flaunt," interjected Lapis, pointing at Pearl's flat chest.
>Amethyst burst into laughter, and Pearl's cheeks blushed a bright cerulean as she thought of her lack of any curves.
>She looked up at Garnet, who sported a small smile, further humiliating her
>"Garnet, do something! you can't just let her get away with this."
>"I let you get away with it when you tried it."
>Indeed, she had tried it herself a few months ago, forming for herself nothing but a pair of panties, a training bra (which took a few tries to get small enough to fit) and some nylon stockings to wear as she watched Steven sleep, and had waited for him to wake up, only to be met with unenthusiastic comments once Steven finally noticed her beside him. To make things worse, amethyst had been sleeping in the sofa that night, and mocked her about the incident for weeks after that.
>Amethyst's torrent of laughter grew even louder at the memory, and Pearl's cheeks felt like they might catch fire and melt at any second.
>She quickly ran back into the temple, desperately holding back tears as she raced through the door.
>as soon as she got inside the dam burst, and the hot tears flowed freely down her cheeks, soothing the burning slightly.
>Was she really so unappealing that even a pubescent hormonal boy didn´t see her as attractive
>Why was she so incredibly plain?
>No wonder Rose never saw her in that way.
>And she still didn't
>Sobs echoed throughout the temple, and minutes later Pearl eventually went to sleep, exhausted from the constant crying.

Dunno what happens next

>>6996623
The Chenjesu didn't fuse for this

>>6996492
>>6996637
Wow thanks I thought that was very good, you should take up writing (if you don't already).

>>6996732
I did, but gave up on that. There's only so many botflies a man can write about before burning out.

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>>6995559
>>6996145

>>6996753
That's fine anon, hope you are happy.

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>>6995224

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>>6996539

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Do you love your wife? Do you tell your wife how much you love her every day? If you don't you should.

>>6997132
I try to when possible but her wife gets in the way.

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>>6997132
everyday

>>6997132
Not married

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>>6996145
>>6996771

>>6996340
As long as I am not imprisoned like that dream I had the other night, then Diamond.

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>>6997011
Garnethyst confirmed?

>>6997391
Their fusion is too crazy though.

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>>6997391
I hope not

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>>6997011

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>>6997491
Do you ever think of the consequences of posting things like this?

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>>6997578
Like what?

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>>6997610
Posting such an unattractive picture of a clearly attractive person is very rude and will make them cry

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>>6997391
Garnethyst is cute

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Someone color this plz

>>6997720
Damn, are there any more like this? I like the sad AUs.

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>>6992258
nah nah
this is best ship

>>6997866
I'd be fine if Peridot gets lost in space with her forever

>>6997818
>back when the homeworld gems were cool

>>6997823
*edgy

>>6997885
>Visor buddies lost in space together.
Me too, anon. Me too.

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>>6997806
I'm surprised it's even a thing

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>>6997391
Come to think of it. Could it be the rarest gem-gem ship? (disregarding non-permanent fusions)

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>>6997720
well fuck, is he corrupted too?

>>6997920
I like them, I like the sad endings.

>>6998049
I think Rosepis is rarer

>>6998049
I'd say it's Garnet and Lapis, I've only seen a couple of pictures of it.

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>>6995519

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>>6997726
Oops and what about this?

xrd for pearls fat bussilips :-------DDDDDDDDD

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>>6998239
Better

>>6998162
Perirose is rarer than Rosepis

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>>6997866

>>6998296
>Implying Asperidot fans don´t ship their meme character with everyone

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>>6998162
shit I forgot about rose
>>6998178
Garnetships in general are rare. Garnidot would also be quite an odd sight

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>>6998317

>>6998359
>Garnidot would also be quite an odd sight

Garnidot was in the show though, so it might become canon

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>>6998040
Really? I think it kinda makes sense

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>>6995519

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>>6998359
>Garnidot

I've shipped that shit since Log Date.

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>>6998359
Eh, not that odd.
http://briasaurus.tumblr.com/post/154008128069/more-this-is-part-one-for-part-two-go

>>6998332
Makes sense.
Perislut goes online and ships herself with everyone in hopes that someone will eventually agree with her.
Zuke is just an online persona of Peridot. The Zuke we see is an illegal Mexican who Peridot paid to draw Lapidot art, and then it went too far.

>>6998456
I keep seeing the meek face everywhere. Where's the original one?

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>>6998490