HG / Hunger games thread.
Last thread hit limits,
>>6962055
>Grouping me with the clopper and the Asshole-Chan fanatic
Fuck you
I don't even like Hiyoko
>>6962086
The feast.
YOU MONSTER HARPIE
Only cuties are allowed in here
>>6962127
It's a feast isn't it, now I get to partake.
>>6962129
>>6962125
kys lf
>>6962129
Sure thing.
>>6962127
>A Harpy killed two mexicans
OH SHIT WAGGON!
>>6962129
T-That means Shiitake-kun can stay...right?
>>6962136
I'm actually going to call your school if you don't fuck off.
>>6962127
ARENA EVENT
We're down to the final 2 and it all ends next slide. Who will win?
>>6962136
Leave
>>6962135
>>6962141
You both can come in, but I'll be keeping an eye on you. One slip up and you're out.
>>6962127
The Harpy has a good advantage, let's see how it turns out.
>>6962129
This is me breaking your rule.
>>6962127
Wow, what a harpy~!
>>6962150
The birthday boy, or myself.
>>6962151
B-But I know that I'm not cute enough to stay, unlike Shiitake-kun...s-so I'll just leave. T-That way I won't break the rule...
>>6962149
Ooook, time to take a teensy weensy break and arrpee by email only. buhbye.
>>6962151
just for u cutie
>>6962150
Night 5.
We have our winner.
>>6962152
I don't want to have to do this, but get out. You're stinking up the place with your old woman smell.
>>6962170
Suit yourself. Leave and only come back once you're cute.
>>6962173
If I see you one more time here I'm doing it. Giving you a chance here.
>>6962151
>>6962180
W-Wait...How will I know if I'm cute enough..?
>>6962176
Congratulations Harpie.
l miss Kana
>>6962176
I did it! Happy birthday and all, but I did it!
>>6962192
Thank you.
>>6962185
>Subaru gets engulfed in flames
YOU CAN STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
>>6962190
WHEN YOU PUT ME OUUUUUUUUUT!
>>6962192
THANK YOU FOR HOOOOOOOSTIIIIIIING!
>>6962182
Cool. Cya.
>>6962192
Thanks, I guess...
>>6962176
>>6962192
Huh, It actually turned out like I predicted. Considering her aerial advantage
>>6962180
>Throws a bag labeled "fucks to give"
>it's empty
And that's my answer for what you consider should be allowed in here, kid.
>>6962192
Placements.
Thank you all for participating.
>>6962199
W-What? S-Stop shouting! It makes my head feel like it's about to explode...I don't like it.
>>6962210
I love you and your boobies
>>6962215
That wasn't completely exhausting nor awfully boring so, yeah. Pat yourself on the back, you've earned it.
>>6962210
>picks Fumi up by her collar and kicks her out
Stay gone you blasted mutt!
>>6962216
>she took too long to do anything, leading in Subaru to burn to death. All that's left are his charred remains
>>6962215
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6962232
>>6962223
>>6962197
>>6962207
My pleasure.
>>6962226
Ohh w-well...I guess I couldn't do anything about that...I-I even have a witness to say it wasn't my fault!
R-Right, Shiitake-kun?
"Right!"
That's what he said...
Post Ava's and rate
>>6962226
>Fumi stands up from the ground and shakes off the dust on her cheongsam.
Tch, the things I've got to deal with.
>But then Subaru was ashes when she realised
Oh.
>>6962249
T-This is Shiitake-kun, my best friend...He is really healthy, so I think he deserves a 10/10...fuhihi...
I MISS FUCKING SPIKE GOD DAMMIT.
>>6962242
>Subaru soon respawns, looking at the girl in disbelief
You were talking to yourself just now. You really are a freak.
>>6962258
Don't think I can die from a little heat. I'm the MC that's supposed to live until the very end. You do what I say or else the show stops, and I say you have to leave.
>>6962264
I don't.
>>6962192
Felicidades harpy!!
>>6962215
Gracias for hosting!!
>>6962268
Shut up, you're being noisy and I hate noisy people.
>Get thundered.
>
>>6962273
taco taco sombrero wall border jajaja jalapeno
>>6962262
He deserves an 11/10
>>6962273
Thank you Spansih guy I killed.
>>6962268
M-Myself? Fuhihi...Is this some kind of joke? I was talking to my friend right here!
>She shows him her dear friend, the mushroom called Shiitake-kun
S-See?
>>6962280
birb cafe?
>>6962276
>got thundered
>Subaru turns into ash
>...
>he respawns
That wasn't very ladylike. Show more leg instead of more anger.
>>6962285
Yo, I think I know what this is.
>he plucks one of the mushrooms
Yeah, this is used for "that", which explains your odd behavior.
>>6962279
R-Really? Y-You think so? To be honest I wanted to give him the same rating, b-but I didn't want to sound biased!
>>6962287
>Torikissa!
>>6962301
can I have a tea please burb
>>6962280
Yeah... you are a bad person.
>>6962278
Fucking and fat gringo, go to buy a weapon and kill yourself.
>>6962297
>She tears up, and tries to protect her friend by leaning over it
S-Stop that! Don't hurt him! O-Or at least don't hurt him yet...He isn't ready yet to "evolve"!
>>6962309
aii carumba!!!
>>6962297
>They don't stop coming
>ZAPZAPZAP
My cheongsam allows a clear view of my thighs, that's as much as you and everyone else going to see.
>>6962305
>
>>6962309
But if I didn't kill you, you would have killed me. Your the bad person, all self defense.
>>6962319
Cheongsam more like Kreygasm
>>6962328
thanks bird
>tips
>>6962332
>Takes the tip and dips
>>6962311
>Subaru stars at her for a while, saying nothing at all. An impression is given that he's talking to himself in his head, but you can't really tell for sure what's going on. After a minute or so of silence filling the air to an almost insufferable amount, Subaru acts
Right, I'm sorry.
>he then shoves the plucked mushroom back into the pot and pats it down
Tell your friend that he's a little weird.
>>6962319
>>6962329
>Subaru laughs as he's stricken again, and again, and again...
>>6962199
>>6962349
W-Why would I lie to him? He isn't weird at all, but a perfectly healthy mushroom, who'll be really useful...Y-Yeah, useful in the future...
>>6962328
No no, i don't kill animals or people.
Well, i think was the fault of the Sabina mushrooms. Ella esta loca y drogada!!
>>6962129
>>6962349
Hmm, that respawn ability is too bothersome. Single-hit executions seems to do nothing, just like Mizar minus the everlasting multiplication. Hmm..Oh, I've got an idea. Wait just a bit.
>>6962300
I think that's one fine fungus.
>>6962364
>>6962369
>calls Yuno
>When it's 5 degrees below celcius and this fur seal decided to spray a mouthful of water in your face during a show
W-wew.
>>6962368
S-Stop, or you'll make it blush...H-He isn't very good with compliments...and stuff like that.
>>6962351
>Soon after burning to death and respawning Subaru is greeted by a sudden coldness. A coldness that gradually gets colder and colder
N-No...! S-Stop th-th-this game r-right now...!
>the cold air starts to become too much for Subaru. His heart gives out as he's encased in a thin layer of frost
>>6962359
What do you plan on using your friend for in the future? Is it a...l-lewd purpose by any chance?
>>6962364
You're late, and therefore you're not cute. Get going.
>>6962365
>Subaru does the opposite and runs for his life while the old hag is preoccupied
if dubs i host
>>6962379
>Lightly sautees the mushroom
>>6962369
Please don't...
>>6962360
A mushroom may have been present, but you were the one swinging around a weapon, if anyone was crazy it was you. I just lashed out with my talons.
>>6962382
>>6962382
>But then soemthing was chasing Subaru
>oh shit nigga run it's a GHOUL.
>>6962382
W-What? How could you do something like that to a mushroom? I-I don't really get it...
B-But mushrooms are my hobby, my only friends...and my food when they get old enough for it...
>>6962387
N-No! Don't do that!
>She tries to save Shiitake-kun, but it was too late by the time she got there
Y-You monster! He still needed a few days...a-and I wanted to make soup out of him...
>>6962390
>>6962391
>Subaru runs away at full speed, knowing full well nothing good comes from a witch and a ghoul. He runs to the point where he's but a speck of dust in the distance
>>6962396
You don't know how? They look like d**ks. You just -[censooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor], o-or so my friends tell me! I don't actually watch that kind of stuff! I'm a vanilla man myself!
>>6962389
Weapons? sorry lady, but my only weapon is my body.
>>6962408
U-Ughh...W-What? S-Stop talking about those things...I-I...I'd never...
My head is shaking...I-I feel like...Something is growing in my brain...S-Stop saying weird things!
>>6962373
I don't see her anywhere...
>>6962388
YES
>>6962408
>Too bad Subaru's legs are just human, this bitch has got rape tentacles coming for that immortal booty.
>and she rushes comes close
>and closer
>AND CLOSER
>until...
>>6962408
>>6962428
>
I got you, meal of mine! Now, mind telling me your name first, handsome~?
>>6962428
Ow the edge.
If trips i host
>>6962444
>>6962444
Santa virgen Maria!!
>>6962417
I had to say it! If you weren't the one carrying around weird vegetables and claiming they're "not ready" yet, then I wouldn't be the one saying this stuff! Face it, you're weird and that's why you're getting weird reactions!
>>6962434
L-LET ME GO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE-
>w-wait, she wants to know my name!?
>Subaru poses for the insane bookworm
Heh, my name? Typical of a young maiden to want to know my name. The one you're staring at so lustfully is none other than Natsuki Subaru, the man worth of being called the Main Character!
>>6962444
>>6962444
>>6962444
>Hi Jew
>>6962423
No.
>>6962444
Fucking hell i thought i wouldn´t actually hit it.
First 24
no gifs
no bump the game.
>>6962475
Rin Hoshizora
>>6962408
>>6962457
T-This is why I dislike going to places like this...F-Filled with normies who keep asking weird questions...
B-But there's nothing weird about Shiitake-kun...
>>6962475
Tensa Zangetsu
>>6962475
Syoko Hoshi
>>6962475
Natsuki Subaru
>>6962475
Liquid Ocelot
>>6962489
>kissu Shiitake-kun
>>6962475
Ramon
>>6962475
Aura Bella Fiora
>>6962475
Mage
>>6962475
Lucifer
>>6962475
Paru
>>6962475
Thunderbird
>>6962475
Eggman-kun
>>6962475
Sakuya Brando
>>6962497
S-Shiitake-kun is gone...Some guy came up to me and turned him into fried mushrooms, b-but he wasn't ready for it...
N-Now I have to get a new one from home.
>>6962475
Senator Steven Armstrong
>>6962475
Link
>>6962475
Big Boss
>>6962482
>saying "normie" instead of normalfag
Normalfag detected
>>6962473
Yes kitty kitty
>>6962530
>Zelda
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M
SAAAAAAAALING AWAAAAAAAAAAY
>>6962475
Andrew Wiggins
>>6962481
>as day turns to night Subaru experiences a new sort of feeling. The feelong of being inside a horror movie. Creepy crawlies crawl around, spooking the hell out of Subaru. One crawls up his leg and forces a scream out of him
WH-WHY'RE YOU TORMENTING ME!?
>>6962482
Y-You think I'm a normie!?
Nice! You know, I was always conflicted over being a normie or having an insane powerlevel, but I think being a NEET by choice makes it a little less neckbeard-y, don't you think? Heck, I have the good looks of a normie, and I think my personalities totally up there with normies too!
>>6962475
Dark Knight
>>6962475
Harpy
>>6962527
>taking my filler
Btfo faggot
>>6962475
Reigen Arataka
>>6962457
Araaa~! This is my second time meeting the protagonist of a story, what a thrill!
>As he's hanging upside down, Kamishiro slides one of Subaru's fingers past her flesy lips before suddenly bitting on its flesh, hard enough to rip it off.
>[loud munching]
I'm Rize Kamishiro! And I'm totally into young and healthy main characters just like you, Natsuki-kun~!
>>6962475
Rize Kamishiro
>>6962475
Ryoma Hoshi
>>6962475
Jetstream Sam
>>6962475
Pratty
>>6962536
I-I've been told not to use that, because idols saying normalfag isn't acceptable...or something like that...It's too complicated for me...
>>6962555
I don't really understand what you're talking about, b-but sure...
>>6962569
I-I didn't know. I only know him very well because of some Twitch channel I follow.
I ain't saying she a gold digger
>>6962555
>>6962574
And I'm totally into-
>The loud munching noises send Subaru back to reality
Wh-what's going on inside your-
>[LOUD MUNCHING0
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! L-LET ME GO! LET ME-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
>>6962590
>Subaru hears "yeah, you're totally a normie" from the girl as he's getting eaten
TH-THANK YOUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>6962620
But you're a stupid nigger.
>>6962475
Aera Coltheart
Check and swap
>>6962623
>everything reverts back to normal
Heh...g-good joke, but the trauma it brings isn't gonna be all that funny. Next time think before you act.
>>6962625
F-Fuhihi...He was just like a mushroom...and got eaten like one...
>>6962645
I don't very like my district.
>>6962645
Ocelot's not gonna be happy about his district, but I'll love him no matter what he says.
>>6962645
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>6962645
I'm not quite sure how to feel about these games.
I want to stunlock Link's ass
>>6962649
>>6962681
Looks like she has smelly pits
>>6962645
I have to avenge Shiitake-kun! S-So I should actually try winning this time...b-but I don't really feel like it...
>>6962689
>ramsay
>>6962689
>>6962645
Paired up with a little girl eh? I don't even need a partner in the first place. Let's go!
>>6962695
W-WAIT!! ARMPIT-CHAN!!!!!!!!
>ramsay
>>6962625
How can you say such a thing when I've already indulged with your tasty, soft meat, Natsuki-kuuuuuun~!
>licking the blood out ofher lips
>goes for another bite and this time she takes all of his fingers in one chomp before ripping his entire arm off
>>6962475
Misuzu
>>6962714
>huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs
>>6962645
Let the hunt beging! I, Rize Kamishiro, accept this challenge!
>>6962714
Time for late kissus!!
>>6962645
No more swap
we begin
EGGMAN RIGHT OF THE BAT
>>6962725
>>6962727
I regret waking up.
>>6962737
hahaha you say the funniest things
>smoochu
>>6962731
Well fuck.
>>6962731
Awww! Right at the begining? I didn't have a chance to touch anyone else...oh well.
>>6962747
smash your computer with a hammer
it's time to stop
>>6962708
>the pain of having his arm bitten off is almost too immense for the boy. If it weren't for his other dances with death he would have passed out by now, but he's still hanging on by a thread
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
>all he can do is scream. Any attempt at saying "someone call 911!" or "Just end me now!" is canceled out by his screams of agony.
>>6962731
Mortar strike and MGS BTFO
>>6962757
>touches
>you will never make sweet sweet music with 5pb
>>6962786
>>6962766
Aight, so you know you gonna be what we use to demine eventually, right?
>>6962747
>Covers your mouth with tape, turns you around and pushes you the other way
Please, it's for your own good.
>>6962704
>>6962796
Literally who?
>>6962802
>suffocates and dies
>>6962786
>>6962800
Pipe down. I know you've come to take one of my girls away from me. Get going while you still can.
>>6962803
ARMPIT-CHAN YOURE SO HOOOOOT
PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SWEATY PITS CLEAN!!!
MAYBE EVEN YOUR ASSCRACK??
>Ramsay
I want to fug Rika's ghostmom
>>6962786
we get slower now.
someone detonates it while trying to arm it. poor thing.
>>6962766
Your sceams only makes me more excited, Natsukiiiii-kun! But you're also annoying my ears, so let's end it right about now.
>Her rape tentacles cut through his clothing, leaving Subaru only on his boxers before two of those red organs coil around his body slowly anf painfully. The pressure grows stronger to the point most of his blood bursts out from his mouth as she squeezes the life out of him, bathing Kamishiro in delicious red.
>DESPAIR BONER ACHIEVED.
>>6962850
can you shove those inside my dirt star???
>ramsay
>>6962838
Lucifer is a madman
Boombot gets the job done.
>>6962838
Move a little towards it, please. Also be patient. Those things take awhile to blow up.
>>6962850
>Subaru gives out one last burst of painful screaming before the blood empties out of his body. The look of sheer terror is forever plastered on his dying face. For now his cold, lifeless body is put to shame by how the girl manhandled him and his inability to get out of such a predicament. For shame.
>...
>he respawns
Think you could have gone easy on me?
>>6962818
...Where they at tho?
>>6962838
Happy early new year's my...Satan.
>>6962875
Kareem Abdul Jabar II. I like it.
>>6962850
Is that sauce?
>>6962895
is this cancer?
why is Parshit so fucking thirsty?
>ramsay
>>6962875
One by one.
>>6962884
>Devouring what was left of his body
>NOMNOMNOM
...? Oh, what that lady in the chinese dress said just happened. Did you enjoy it? Because I totally did!
>>6962895
>turns around
Are you not familiar with the smell of blood, girl?
>>6962915
That's a good question Ramsay
>>6962850
>>6962884
>>6962766
>Records footage of suburu's death for personal use
>>6962924
I totally did enjoy it! I enjoyed it so much that I'm leaving and never coming back here!
>>6962933
kys baron
>>6962924
But it looks like sauce
>>6962922
Subaru get lucky
Someone calls for an air strike!
>>6962953
Tell him that yourself anon-kun, I already prank his phone with those messages.
>>6962952
And my job here is done! Think it twice before messing the pale lady, she's way scarier than me.
>Walks away chewing on a human arm.
>>6962957
Subaru Wiggins and eggman bond together.
Your tongue doesn't have a comfortable place in your mouth right now.
>>6962984
You are now breathing, swallowing and blinking manually.
>>6963002
Joke's on you, I'm a skeleton.
hey, how do you put in another persons code into the hunger games simulator?
>>6962979
Feast.
Landmines are trully game breakers.
>>6963029
>>6963027
The load season button
>>6962975
Wait! let's Murder more of these organics!
>>6963050
awesome thanks
>>6963029
BOOM DES.
>>6963073
GRATS WINSCREEN SOON
>>6963069
No prob Bob
>>6963077
Stats
thanks for playing.
>>6963077
Thanks for hostin
>>6963077
Thanks, I guess...
>>6963088
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6963088
Gracias for hosting!
>>6963077
Felicitaciones señorita
and screen.
>>6963093
>>6963100
>>6963110
no problem.
>>6963135
I thought I would never live to see Sakuya Brando win a game.
Dubs I host, singles I don't.
>>6963088
Nice
>>6963193
Now you have my permission to die.
>>6963197
If trips, you host 2 games, faggot!
Roll on this post. When someone gets dubs I'll host.
>>6963241
if quads you host 5 games in a row
>>6963247
This
>>6963241
Check em
>32 uids
>no activity at all
What the fuck
>>6963358
2 hour thread, 32 uids.
A-ASSHOLE-CHAN!?
>gordon
Come back to life you bastards! Stop making me way around for something interesting! This peace and quiet shit is really starting to piss me the fuck off!
>>6963382
R-RAMSAY-KUN?!
>Asshole-chan
Why no 48 people hunger game
>6963384
learn to be productive shit fuck
Discord killed HG.
>>6963399
Who're you callin' a shit fuck, shit fuck!?
Discord was a mistake
>>6963389
This asshole is unprepared. You're a fucking donkey! You're an idiot sandwich!
>Gordon Ramsay
>>6963399
>double dubs
WHY DIDNT YOU REPLY TO THE GUY THAT SAID HE WOULD HOST YOU SHIT FUCK
>>6963241
48 play
>>6963440
>go be productive
Fuck you! Society can suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's ass!
>>6963452
Good job channeling your inner aussa.
>>6963241
>>6963384
Kehehe, there's no point in piping up when nobody's around, right~? I have to sit and wait, too.
>>6963440
Why don't you practice what you preach and get a job yourself, ya fuckin' bum! I don't need to be talked down to by scum worse off than me!
>>6963469
Then why don'cha sit and wait without opening your mouth!? I don't wanna hear that sorry excuse of a voice ya got!
What is this fucking shit.
This thread is a insult the hunger games of old
>>6963484
Why should I, huh, huh? It's not like you can stop yourself, silly human.
>>6963241
Check these dubs faggot
>>6963519
Sure are a faggot there anon.
>>6963499
Why don't you quit your fucking advertisement job but use the shitty advertisement that you've already created to get yourself a less shitty job? You can't expect me to sit here and walk you through life all the time, dumbass!
>>6963515
I'm givin' you one last fucking' warning before I slap your annoying mouth off your goddamn body. You talk one more time you'll wish you never fuckin' opened your mouth in the first place.
If the third post below me is a banepost
I'll host.
>>6963499
Hi Jude
U U U U
>>6963549
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>>6963544
Says the jobless idiot yelling at everyone like a rabid dog.
>>6963554
Moonman
>>6963241
i'll try
>>6963560
Give me 24
>>6963544
Ooooh. You've got bold words, human.
>And in practically the blink of an eye, her face is not even an inch from the 'hero''s face.
Let's play, then!
no seriously what the fuck is this
why is there roleplay trash here
why isn't the number 48
why is there even a discord
>>6963584
Kurumi
>>6963594
>why is there roleplay trash here
Because that's the culture this community developed
If you don't like it then go back to /b/.
>>6963584
Isaac
>>6963584
Okuyasu Nijimura
>>6963584
Reflecto
>>6963619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsB3ihtkr3o
>>6963619
>image
>>6963584
Ramon
>>6963584
Aura Bella Fiora
>>6963584
Homer Simpson
>>6963594
You want no rp? Go back to /b/ faggot.
Why isn't it 48? I don't know, maybe because that takes about 2 times longer all around.
I don't really know about that last one.
>>6963584
Tensa Zangetsu
>>6963584
Nene-chan
>>6963584
The Tornado of Terror
>>6963584
Rinoa
>>6963637
>not Cain
Gay.
>>6963584
Astarte
>>6963584
Mr. Own
>>6963636
W-What do you mean by that..?
>>6963584
Bell Cranel
>>6963584
Bakugou
>>6963562
My goddamn job is keeping every worthless piece of shit in here safe and sound!
>>6963585
You wanna fuckin' play?
>Bakugou smacks the loli vampire with his palm. causing an explosion on impact
There's your fuckin' game!
>>6963584
Mage
>>6963584
You Watanabe
Fuck...I didn't expect to pick up my dad this early.
Sorry guys I'll make it up I swear.
>>6963584
Biglegs
>>6963584
Nishikata
>>6963678
Are you happy with that job? It sounds like you wish you could do something else
>>6963709
Fuckin' piece of SHIT!
>>6963721
Of course I'm fuckin' happy! Does this face not convey they exact feeling!? Open your god damn eyes, dip shit!
>>6963663
>W-What do you mean by that..?
what did he mean by this?
Woof.
>>6963727
I just asked you a question, idiot! Why do you have to get so angry about it? You picking for a fight jackass?
>>6963678
>The vampire is launched back a fair distance...before leaping to her feet, laughing like a madwoman.
Do it again, do it again!
>>6963709
is ok.. i wasn't ready anyways
>>6963740
STOP.. you are confusing me!
>>6963767
>>6963768
I'm angry because of your piss colored face thinking it can waltz right up to me and talk like we're fucking amigos! Fuck off elsewhere if that's all you're gonna do!
>>6963771
>Bakugou lunges towards the vampire and does the same thing, expect this time he doesn't hold back. The explosion he causes is twice the size of the first one
Die!
>>6963584
Izumo Kamiki
>>6963767
Hey Inu! How are you doing? Did you try not to get hit by Stray Cat?
>>6963816
I guess that's better. You seem to hate nice people anyway...
>>6963851
Nah, I don't hate nice people. I hate you and your dumbass looking face. Next time don't say shit that doesn't make sense, got it? I'm a hero through and through whether you like it or not.
>>6963668
goodluck me!
>>6963654
>>6963810
W-woof?!
>not sure what she did to offend.
>>6963851
Woof.
>she's fine.
>smiles
Woof woof!
>hold up a tiny shovel
>she planted it in the backyard.
>>6963816
>There's a whole lot of nothing left afterwards, seemingly.
>>6963767
Huuh...? Maid??
>>6963914
Good riddance. We don't need some lackadaisical shithead in here actin' like she owns the place.
>>6963877
Atleast have the nerve to say it to me.
>>6963901
That's good. Hey. Do you know any tricks?
>>6963584
Horn-chan
>>6963914
>licks fangs
I heard the sounds of an explosion and it didn't come from me! That can only mean one thing! HAHAHA!!
>Mechanic Hero Hatsume Mei clicks her goggles down and starts looking around.
WHERE'S THE ANGRY 'SPLODEY KID FROM CLASS A, HUH?? AHAHAHA!!!
I'VE GOT SOME CUTE LITTLE BABIES JUST WAITING FOR A BLAST TEST!
>>6963937
>A bat crawls up your back.
>>6963969
>Bites tongue.
>>6963584
Classy Raven
>>6963939
>and by planted, she buried it two feet deep.
>because it's a cat
Woof!
>falls over and plays dead
>>6963914
Woof?
>>6963980
Not a chance in hell. I'm leaving if you're going to be here. I don't have time for your fucked up inventions.
>>6963982
>he doesn't feel a thing
>>6963980
>a shrapnel of debris flies centimeters past his head
WATCH IT! I WAS ALMOST KILLED!
>>6963991
Good girl.
>pets forehead
>>6964009
>[bat noises right in your fucking ear]
>>6963980
He's kinda dumb, isn't he? I didn't even do anything and he already attacked me.
>>6963991
Yeah, you! Don't woof me!
>>6964021
>doesn't react
>is still playing dead.
>>6964041
...Ruff?
>>6964041
>takes the thing making bat noises and slams her head into a fucking wall
GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
>>6964041
>takes picture
Nice suit
>>6964009
>As she usually does, she zips right up into the face of the person she's talking to.
>In this case, you.
HEY HEY!! How's it goin' Class A kid?
What was it again? Baki? Explody? HA!
HEY! WANNA TEST SOMETHING OUT FOR ME? I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE!
HAH!
>>6964021
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'd take credit for it, BUT THAT ONE WASN'T ME!! You just gotta watch where you're going!
SAY!
MAYBE I COULD HELP WITH THAT, HUH? I could whip you up with one of my CUTE little babies and you won't have explosion troubles EVER AGAIN!! HAHAHA!!!
>>6964041
Hoohooouuu... That's the kid from Class A who won the Sports Festival. Explosive temper! Ha!
>>6964065
O-Ok. You can stop now... Now get back up.
>>6964065
...Yoou.
>The vampire reaches over and pokes the doggo.
>>6964076
Do what now?
>>6964081
Is he always this fun to mess with?
>>6964070
>There's now a bat embedded in to the wall.
>Is it laughing?
>Since when did bats have blonde hair and hair ribbons?
>>6964081
Little babies? What do you mean?
>>6964107
W-what do you mean?
>>6964121
Bring back (You)s codemonkey
>>6964140
Looks fine to me
>>6964107
Woof!
>Doesn't like pokes!
>Bites the poking hand.
>>6964098
>Sits up.
Woof!
>>6964081
>Bakugou takes ahold of Mei in what seems like a friendly way
Of course
>as if the hold couldn't have been friendlier he pushes her to the side with a good amount of force
When you die and go to hell that is. Next time you try to get me into one of your "babies" I'll take those goggles of yours and kill you with them.
>>6964107
Tch...fuckin' hell. When did little girls get so durable?
>he leaves the giggling back stuck inside the wall, thinking he got rid of her for good
Evens I pick up the roster
Odds I dont
>>6964151
Now I will leave you alone for a bit. If you need anything woof at me.
>>6964121
What'd you do, what'd you do!?
>>6964151
>And in comes the other hand for another poke, completely unphased by the biting.
When'd you get so smaaall?
>>6964159
>There's the loud crack of stone as the vampire changes back to her normal state, before quickly flying over to hug the guy from behind.
You never met a vampire before, huh~?
>>6964140
>he doesn't use 4chanx
>>6964195
>being part of a botnet
>>6964194
Oh, nothing. I will just go now.
thaanks
>>6964107
How would I know? I never see him! HAHA!!
I've been looking for him ALL this time so I could test some things with his QUIRK!!
I'm sure you've already seen it! It's hard to miss, huh? Huh!? HA!
>>6964112
>The mechanic reels back in laughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU, HUH?
HUH!?? HUHHAA!?
>She starts digging around in the many pockets of her jumpsuit before you even have the change to answer.
>>6964159
>Her enthusiasm is unrelenting.
HAHAHAHAHA!! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
>And then she tosses a mechanical doohickey straight at him as if it were a baseball.
CATCH!!!
>>6964140
>not using 4chanx
>not using the extensions
>>6964202
Go away /g/
Here are your (You)s
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content: " (You)";
}
If you don't know what to do with it you don't deserve it.
>>6964190
>Nods
Woof woof.
>>6964194
>Growls
WOOF!
>Bites the other hand
>>6964205
Go ahead
(Great, another crazy girl here. Hope she is only interesed with gears and bolts...)
>>6964203
...Hmmm.
>>6964185
Awww....
>>6964205
Yeah, yeah, he's the guy who keeps blowing things up, right? Kehehe, he's gonna be goood to mess with.
>>6964224
>As it goes on she just keeps alternating between the two hands, starting to laugh.
EVENS I PICK IT UP
ODDS I DONT
>>6964194
>Bakugou slams his palm into the touchy vampire and does the exact same thing as before, this time with even more power behind it
God damn you're annoying. Get the fuck off me you ugly bitch.
>>6964205
>Bakugou catches is and walks away with it
Thanks. I'll be sure to break this when I get home.
Evens first unlimited.
Odds first unlimited.
This thread only.
>ah shit, duty calls
>later
>>6964255
Crashman
>>6964238
>Takes out a tiny knife
Arf!
>Stabs at one hand while biting the other.
>>6964273
he didn't get evens or odds, he got dubs you fucking retard
>>6964260
Stay the fuck outta here too.
>>6964279
>anything that isn't 0 must be even or odd
>55 isn't either
Yeah okay bud
>>6964260
Bye best grill
>>6964279
But 55 still is odd.
>>6964260
Buh-byee.
>>6964277
...Hnnn.
>She now reaches in with one of her wings, as well.
>>6964247
>She once more vanishes, before a mist coalesces right in front of her.
Aww, that's no way to treat a lady, now is it~?
>>6964300
0 is even buddy
What's the Dark Souls of videogames?
>>6964315
>t. Robot
>>6964317
Dark Souls
>>6964305
I don't care what the hell you are. You're gettin' in my way and it's slowly starting to piss me off more and more. If you know what's good for you you'll leave me the fuck alone, got it? I don't wanna murder you, but I will if you give me no other option!
>>6964305
>Growls
>Takes out a second knife.
>Throws it at the wing.