HG Thread
Reminder that Compa is best Nep and the rest is nothing but gutter trash.
>>6959639
You're wrong, die.
>>6959639
Maria Naruse was Compa
>>6959652
May God have mercy on you for having suck a terrible taste in Neps.
>>6959629
>Ivan stays on the ground as the ground is comfy and Belarus is still on top. He's still smiling.
Yes, I said that, and I mean it. Я тeбя люблю. Do I really not say it that often?
I want all of the neps to mash their breasts against my face.
>>6959666
Even those that don't have any?
>>6959666
>peashy
>ram
>rom
Hi lamina/vert
>>6959670
Those are the best, it just means I get to get closer to their hearts.
>>6959675
>Wanting to get close to Blanc
>>6959616
There's other means of wishing your brother a happy birthday, without ruining the integrity of like-minded folks trying to enjoy their mornin--
>You've done it now, he wears his country's' pride as a badge of honor. He discharges.
BARBARIC LANGUAGE!? YOU INSIGHTFUL LECHEROUS LITTLE HARLOT!
>He rambles on a list of insults.
>>6959614
Cute....cute is relative in your terms sake, I don't find her jumping at you...cuuute... one bit.
>>6959664
W-wha... !... Your next line will be "I love you as a sister", right?
>>6959684
Stop. For the love of my sanity, stop. There are so many good Neps out there and you pick Blanc.
>>6959664
Russia!
>>6959666
>>6959691
I specifically said all of them.
>>6959696
That also included Blanc then. I can understand Peashy and Blanc's sisters, but her? C'mon Anon you can do better.
>>6959691
>2016
>People would still pick generic Tsun
>>6959695
I want to nep this nep.
>>6959683
Oh, really? But it will be boring. And I wanted to hug him, so...
Why are you so mad? You know, you just showed yourself as an aggressive barbarian. Not like I thought otherwise
>>6959707
Not possible, my dude.
>>6959713
My what?
>>6959720
Boobs.
>>6959683
I personally find it endearing that she did it, especially on a day like today. What is the matter, my friend?
>>6959687
Is it my next line? Heт. Я тeбя люблю.
>There's one thing he wants for his birthday, and he's getting it right now. No, it's not THAT.
>>6959693
Sakuya! Пpиятнo видeть вac cнoвa! How have things been? What is the matter?
>>6959730
Lewd. Too lewd Anon.
>>6959731
I have been doing better as of late. What about yourself.
>Sakuya fidgets about while thinking about how she should go about her question.
>>6959744
Just rub them on my face.
>>6959748
But I'm flat. I don't have them.
>>6959731
>As he said this, her brain turned off. Or at least it looks like it. Unable to say anything, she started to blush.
>>6959759
Flat lives matter, nep.
>>6959759
Old Nep in VII has pretty good ones.
>>6959746
>The Russian pays no mind to the girl's fidgeting, his grin wider than ever before.
I have been doing great! Today is a special day for me. December 30. Or 31st, depending on where you live. It is my birthday today!
I am getting everyone vodka!
>>6959762
So adorable, so adorable...
>He looks closely, waiting to see her smile. It's the one thing he wanted for his birthday, and he's going to get it.
>>6959766
I bet you like flat butts as well.
>>6959769
Still too small.
>>6959780
When you're coming back to /erp/?
>>6959731
>Akatsuki is usually this crabby when he's hungry, probably a good meal should do the trick to cool him off.
THIS IS JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, BUT... I'm still incredibly hungry!
>>6959717
....
>He rummages through his cloak for a breakfast bar, there's nothing that can satiate his hunger.
>>6959780
You want to have badonkadonks like Vert/Yellow Heart/Iris Heart?
>>6959780
Butts are butts just like boobs are boobs.
>heats the thread
>>6959803
Of course! Everyone loves big things!
>>6959812
False! Flat boobs are acceptable at some point, but flat butt never!
>>6959778
>A few seconds passed
Ivan... I don't know what are you plotting... But I love you too. Just know this.
>She looks happy. She smiles at you.
...Drunkard.
>>6959802
>Ivan knows what to do. Having a sudden stroke of genius, he presents a recipe for pirozhki to the glutton.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat forever.
>>6959814
It is winter. Stop messing with the natural order and let the snow take charge for once.
>>6959818
>False! Flat boobs are acceptable at some point, but flat butt never!
No truer words were ever spoken before this.
>>6959818
Big butts are better, yes, but I can't love a nep any less for having a smaller one.
>>6959802
Too late. Now everyone knows your true face. An uncivilised human. And stop slurping.
>>6959819
Ah... You are colder than the winters in Siberia.
>As she smiles, he smiles back. It's genuine, sweeter than anything else.
I know it, and I feel like you deserve to listen to those words. Я тeбя люблю.
I want to play video games with Neptune and Vert.
>>6959853
Well then... how about we start our usual holiday feast? You still never outdrinked me, remember?
>>6959873
What's stopping you?
>>6959878
They are not real, Anon. That's what.
>>6959820
No! You'll freeze to death!
>>6959877
Hm... I am unsure. I do not want to risk looking like a fool in front of everyone here, much less you.
>>6959886
I have lived in the winter for all my life and haven't froze to death once.
You cannot escape the cold. Let it win just this once, дa?
>>6959820
>He stuffs his gloves in his mouth, and looks back as Ivan presents him a recipe. He snatches the recipe, and bows respectfully.
ARIGATO! Ivan-san.
>>6959849
You've seen me at my hungriest, I'll ravenously eat anything if there's no food in plain sight. This is a side-effect of the blits-engine.
>>6959902
Never!
>>6959912
Use your body to warm him up, you whore.
>>6959873
>>6959907
>Ivan is smarter than he looks. He will be sure to keep more recipes on him just in case.
He зa чтo. I have much more if you need them, Akatsuki. Don't hesitate to ask, дa?
>>6959912
Not an option.
Let the cold win. You look like you need to cool down, anyway.
>>6959843
>smaller
Blasphemy!
>>6959917
HEY!!
>>6959902
Well, I already invited a lot of guys. So you should just accept it. And the present from me to you...
>>6959907
How hungry you can be? Just close your mouth while you are chewing. It will help.
>When you realize you suddenly got $2,400
>>6959930
Just rub your chest on my fave already!
>>6959935
Ah... Please tell me it is not here. I would do it with you, Ukraine and the Baltics rather than here.
Дa? What is the present, sister?
>>6959939
Spend it on vodka.
All of it.
>>6959945
No! Lewds are not allowed here! Ask someone else!
>>6959954
>rubs face against boobies
>>6959935
Depends whether I've used my powers, or not really, it happens randomly. This gluttonous appetite of mine occurs sporadically.
>>6959928
>Akatsuki eats the recipe, and bows respectfully towards you again.
I am indebted to you Ivan.... when the situation calls for it.
>>6959959
>Hits your dumb face
>>6959969
>fucking cums gallons
>>6959953
Expect to see America, England, Poland, China, Japan, Germany, Turkey, Germany, France and many others... I've invited Baltic and Scandinavian states too.
The present is me!
>>6959967
Powers? What powers?
>>6959967
>Ivan has heard of absorbing information, but this is just silly.
You do not need to be indebted to me. You finally don't have to be hungry anymore. You shall be fine.
>>6959979
Poland? I am surprised he accept. Probably to see Lithuania again. Thank you for doing it for me.
>He smiles for the fiftieth time, looking smugger than ever before.
The best present a brother could ever ask for.
>>6959953
>>6959979
I do not haffe the time to atdend. Count me out.
>>6959931
You heard me, whore.
>>6959985
I have the ability to discharge ele-- This 'Power', it's a military secret so I can't tell you.
>>6959989
Paper really does make a really wonderful light snack, however I need something more then just a paper to satiate this ravenous appetite of mine. Something instant, anything long-term will prolong the situation that I'm in.
>>6959989
I thought you would've be surprised to see America on the feast... But yeah, it's not a big deal. While you were where you were, I was doing DIPLOMACY...
>Her pupils narrows
You can do to me everything you want. Pervert.
>>6960004
Oh-oh-oh... What did you just said?
>She grabs a lot of knives
Are you sure you don't want to attend?
>>6960004
Nobody wants you there anyway, Kraut.
>>6960004
Über Alles!!
>>6960004
Is that so? I understand, Гepмaния. If you cannot make it, then that's fine.
Just don't be upset when Belarus throws a fit.
>>6960023
>Ivan, being the smart person he is, conveniently brought along ANOTHER recipe for the man to eat. It's creepy, honestly.
Another one. Maybe you should read what's on the paper, дa?
>>6960024
We will have to be friends soon with America's boss being friends with mine. So that was with the diplomacy was for... Thank you, once again.
>He laughs.
...Everything? Then I will make you smile. Я вac люблю!
>>6960050
I honestly had rough time deciphering Russian during the Eastern-front, I... What use do I have reading this now, if I couldn't read it then?
>>6960031
Exblain the inffitazion I kot from Pelarus.
>>6960024
>>6960050
Y-You misheard me...I-I zaid I vould find the time to atdend...
>>6960050
Yeah, that's right. Try to be friendly with him. I don't want to see the two closest people of mine arguing.
Yes... everything. Everything that comes to your mind.
>>6960072
I think that's you the one that mishearded me. You are going to attend or I am going to cut you.
>>6960023
What can you do with your ability?
>>6960090
That's classified.
>>6960072
>Oh, sorry, I read your post wrong.
Yes, that's right. See, Ivan? There is nothing to worry about.
>She whispers to you
Good choice.
>>6960067
That's what you have translators for, my friend. I am generous enough to have supplied a few English ones if you need them that much.
>>6960072
Ah? You can find the time to attend? Good! I don't think there would be anyone else who could drink all the beer.
It had be decided, then. Ask Prussia if he wants to come along!
>>6960090
I will try to. He is a bit too loud for my tastes, but I am sure there is SOMETHING worth sticking around for.
Ah... I am not that kind of person. What do you want me to do?
>>6960103
Has been.
My accent is working up again. Blyat.
>>6960103
Japanese will do fine...
>>6960099
I thought people are vulnerable to electricity and they can even die because of it... Oh wait. What's on your hands?
>>6960103
Just don't bring up a Cold War as a theme for conversation.
No, you are that kind of person. I am not going to simply forget something that happened an hour ago.
>>6960125
...I... Don't have any Japanese recipes on me. Maybe I can print some soon enough, дa?
I don't want to give you shoddy ones. It has to be good paper.
>>6960139
It would be a shouting match... But it would definitely be fun, ufufu~
You were incredibly close to me and jt looked like you were "enjoying" it. My imagination is vivid.
Maybe I will make you blush. That would be nice to see.
>>6959778
(Sorry for the really late response. There was a problem with my phone so I was unable to post.)
Oh! Happy birthday! Is there anything that you would like to have on this special day?
>>6960139
>He hides his hands within his sleeves, his hair is noticeably static without his cloak on.
People are vulnerable to electricity, that'd be insane somehow if I wasn't....What's on my hands?
>>6960150
Wait are you gifting me recipes to eat?
AQUAAAAA
AQUAAAA ARE YOU HERE?!
I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION!!!
>>6960150
I will drown you in methanol-based vodka if you'll ever bring this up.
Yes, I was enjoying it. Because I haven't seen you in a while.
It's not what you should be concerned on.
>>6960166
Is this a rubber gloves?
>>6960289
kys Kamina stop asking him for permission to nigger an ava
>>6960152
>Don't worry about it, man. All's good.
Cпacибo, cпacибo. I have all I need; sunflowers, vodka... Friends to spend it with. It's perfect!
What would you like to give me? You word it like you have everything and more.
>>6960166
...
They were recipes to read and try out, but I guess you could interpret it that way. Why do you ask?
>>6960307
It's vodka. I will enjoy every single second of it, and you cannot stop me.
Neither have I, but you seemed you were really into it. Maybe I'm looking too much into it.
You said I could do everything to you, дa?
>>6960307
What...rubber gloves?
>He throws the custom made gloves aside.
>>6960320
Um... nothing.
>He darts his eyes back-and-forth, with a suspicious look on his face.
>>6960320
You know, people die when they drink methanol-based vodka. We are immortal, so we can't die, but I still bet that you will be in great pain.
I don't think so. Perhaps your imagination is right.
Yes, I said it. What's wrong?
>>6960341
Why did you threw them away?
>>6960320
No, I don't have anything on me right now. But I would probably be able to get it.
Good morning folks! Looks like not all of our regulars are up yet.
>>6960341
I don't know what the look is for.
>Another recipe is in his hand, one for Russian fudge. He hides it before Akatsuki can see, whistling innocently.
>>6960355
It is still vodka. I am going to drink it, and you sill be shocked at how much I will enjoy it.
...Are you saying you were "enjoying" it...?
I will be making you blush. That is all.
>>6960362
Hm... Well... I don't know what I would like. I do not ask for much, дa? Perhaps a new friend would be nice for today. I would love that a lot.
>>6960355
Throw what away, what are you talking about? You aren't sound of mine right now! It's probably best for you to quit snooping into private matters. Before things get messy.
>>6960374
>Akatsuki is hiding his ravenous wolf-like attitude, with a reserved look on his face. He stares at Ivan with this dog-eyed expression on his face.
...Anything exciting happened these past couple of days?
>>6960374
Hm. Perhaps I should drown you in something else. Maybe wine of water?
Perhaps. Use your imagination.
Is the Christmas miracle actually real?
>>6960389
Can I take a look on them?
>>6960374
That might be a little bit hard. But I can be your friend.
>>6960397
....Oh you mean these gloves..........go ahead, be my guest.
>He picks up the gloves, and carefully hands it towards you.
>>6960365
It is early for a lot of people. Don't worry, I am sure they will come along soon enough.
Hopefully.
>>6960389
>Eventually, Ivan crumples up the paper and throws it away, stopping his whistling for now.
...I would say so. I have been shovelling snow and giving everyone free sunflowers as it is the end of the year. You?
>>6960397
Wine is vodka but fruit flavoured. Water is plain vodka just waiting to happen.
It... It was adorable, I guess...?
I know it is. You were blushing before when I said I loved you.
>>6960399
...R-Really? I thought we were friends before, but... Дa! I would love to have another friend around here! Cпacибo, from the bottom of my heart!
>>6960425
I hope so aswell, I've noticed that less and less people are here. LIke somethin' is makin' them run away.
>>6960309
I don't need his permission
>>6960425
Mt. Fuji is beautiful as ever in the land of the rising sun. Sunflowers have seeds, don't they? It'd be a real treat to have those seeds at my disposal.
>>6960445
It is the holidays, you see. When it is March, I am sure they will come back.
Nothing is making them run away. Maybe they just need a change of pace, дa?
>>6960456
I bet it is. And sunflower seeds are eaten, I guess, I haven't tried it for myself at all.
It would be like chips but more healthy. Buy some, дa?
>>6960425
Well, we are already friends. Maybe I can ask Aussa to be your friend or Fumi.
>>6960422
She touches them to acknowledge from what material these gloves are made
>>6960425
>Her pupils narrows once again
What about blood?
Maybe it was. Use your imagination.
Of course I was! I never expected from you to say this.
>>6960459
That is most likely the case. Sometimes, I also need a change of pace from this chaotic place. You speak the same language as my pal Soviet, you guys know each other?
>>6960461
I believe me and Aussa are somewhat friends. Fumi and I are acquaintances, so that is good enough, дa?
Tomorrow is a brand new day. Maybe I'll get my wish after all!
>>6960463
>Russia looks smugger than ever before, smiling innocently.
If it is my blood, it will be vodka. Normal blood is metallic vodka.
It is leading me to a dark place. Heт.
Why wouldn't I? It is worth it just to see you smile. Я тeбя люблю.
>>6960476
For some reason, I cannot see myself taking a break any time soon. I bet it would be a nice change of pace.
Soviet? Yes, I know him. We are good friends as he works for Russia, like I do. I assume you know him too, дa?
>>6960463
>He lets her investigate the mean time, it's not like she'll impose a serious threat to his mission.
....
>>6960459
I forgot my wallet at home, surely you have one of these Sunflowers conveniently stored with you?
>>6960483
Yes it is. Hmmmmm, I can't really think of anyone who you haven't befriend yet.
>Sakuya rubs her temples before getting an idea.
I know! Have you met Inu Sakuya?
>>6960483
Correct, I do know him, he's mostly friendly for a ruskie. May I have your name?
WHERE IS ASSHOLE-CHAN!!?!?!?!?
>ramsey
>>6960496
>He does. To be fair, he DOES love sunflowers, so it makes sense he'd carry a few around.
...I... I do, yes. Do you want some?
>>6960524
>His eyes widen, wondering who she could possibly be referring to. He's intrigued.
I don't believe I have met them yet, Sakuya.
Are they related to you in some way? With the name and all, I have to ask.
>>6960538
All Russians are friendly. I should know, I am one!
Ivan. The most common name any Russian could have. May I have yours, sir?
>>6960483
Metallic vodka? Then why didn't you drink it?
Is it leading you to the dark place?
Strange. You never done this earlier.
>>6960496
>So, what is the material these gloves are made from?
>>6960550
>might have to go
Well, nice to meet ya Ivan. I am Adrian Rollini. I know a guy called Albert, you guys get along well?
>>6960550
They are me but basically a humanoid dog.
>>6960552
>It was never really implied/nor revealed what the material of these gloves are made from. Sure as hell it's not rubber.
>>6960550
Some?
>'Some' wouldn't really rectify the state he's in.
>>6960552
Romania steals it all before I can have it. A shame, дa?
Yes, it is, and I want to look away before it leads me deeper. Why is this so?
Are you preferring I do something else? I wanted to see you smile, and I got my wish.
>>6960574
>Don't worry if you have to.
It is a pleasure to meet you, Aдpиaн. You seem nice. Ah... I don't believe I've heard of an "Albert" before. What do they look like?
>>6960585
...
>Russia doesn't show it, but on the inside, he's smiling at the thought.
I would like to meet them, then. I bet they are endearing, just like a dog.
>>6960599
All of them, then. You are lucky I am so merciful.
>He reaches into his coat and pulls out a bag of sunflower seeds, tossing it to the man.
Don't eat them all at once or else you won't have any for later.
>>6960601
They are too adorable. It's almost criminal.
>>6960619
>He doesn't hesitate the wolf the bag down using his bare teeth, he ravanges through the remaining scraps along the floor.
>>6960624
They could not be anymore adorable than you are. Is that what friends say to each other?
I would assume they're that adorable since they are humanoid dogs. You don't get too many of those nowadays, дa?
>>6960664
>Ivan just looks done.
I just said not to eat all of it or else you wouldn't have some for later. Now you have it all over the ground. You are wasting it, дa?
I could have eaten those.
Hiya~! Did I miss anything here? I was too busy squishing Mr. Ant.
>>6960673
>He moans in ecstasy as he suckles along the floor, searching for remaining scraps ignoring Ivan.
>>6960712
Kys Aaron Kennedy
>>6960729
>implying I'm Aaron
Hah. Who is that? Sounds like a fucking loser.
>>6960673
They are more adorable than me and I don't think friends call each other adorable. Hold on, I may have a picture.
>>6960737
Kys Aaron Kennedy
>>6960738
Wow~ You're nice, mister!
>>6960738
Gaah....gaagguhhaa....
>He turns to Ivan.
..........Thank you, I'm finally relieved from this hunger.
>>6960738
I could have sworn I had a photo. I swear.
>>6960745
But I hear that friends give each other compliments, and I am sure that's a compliment. Maybe they were wrong.
You have one? Do show, do show.
>>6960755
I have a feeling that was sarcasm, but I will take that as a compliment anyway. Cпacибo.
I have a feeling things will clear up soon. I hope.
>>6960764
Thank... Thank goodness you have been freed of that hunger! That was horrifying! Get yourself some recipes and start cooking, because that didn't look fun at all!
>>6960773
No can do, my abilities relieve me from starvation...as weird as it sounds.
>>6960773
Of course i'm not being sarcastic~!
>>6960797
But you were extremely hungry before... I will go get some food for the next time I see you. No ine deserves to have that happen to them.
>>6960805
Ah, I'm sure you're not. Your tone of voice has completely convinced me that you're not sarcastic. Удивитeльнo!
>>6960750
i'm never picking up the botched abortion that was my hiyoko ever again mate
ok bye
t. punished venom bolin
>>6960773
>Sakuya pulls a picture out of thin air. Don't ask her where she was keeping it.
Here you go.
>>6960829
Of course!~
>>6960829
If you happen to see a blonde-haired Japanese man, that shares a similar ability as me tell him I said hi. It's somethings us electrical people suffer from, ravenous appetites.
>>6960842
Die Aaron Kennedy
>>6960850
>Right where Russia stores his vodka; hammerspace. He looks at it closely.
Hm... Дa, I can see the resemblance. Ah... Where is its nose?
>>6960857
...Cтaнoвитcя тpeвoжнo. Do you always soeak with that tone of voice?
>>6960865
Perhaps I have. Denki. He seems like a nice person, but I can see how he would need the energy.
Ah... Let's say you ate some batteries. Would those help at all?
>>6960882
Hehe~...he...
Alright, you got me. I don't. But at least I was nice.
>>6960882
I'd be risking everyone's lives if I were to bathe in a power grid, no not really. I've got the blits-engine to keep me limitless.
>>6960599
>>6960619
>Oh, sorry. I catched a cold earlier and I fallen asleep.
>>6960903
I speak like that all the time. I had this growing feeling you were hiding something.
I will give you this; it caught me off guard for a minute or two.
>>6960913
"Limitless"? But everyone and everything has its limits. What are you talking about, my friend?
Is this some historical thing I have forgotten?
>>6960882
Her hair is covering it.
>>6960924
>Belarus must have been so ecstatic about Russia she fell asleep.
>In all seriousness, if you need to rest, rest. You deserve some.
>>6960935
...
Heт, it doesn't look like it's there to me. I don't think she has one.
>>6960927
Heh, I suppose. I'm not usually this nice to others to be honest.
>>6960924
>Good-bye m8. Rest well.
>>6960927
Forget what I've just said, anything more that comes out of my mouth will expose my secrets.
>>6960950
Then I'm glad I was an exception. I'm sure this is a play for me to lower my guard, дa?
Clever.
>>6960954
I am not entirely sure on what you just said in the first place. I don't know what secrets you're hiding, but they are... Complicated ones, I'm sure. Very complicated.
When it comes to bullying, dedication is the part that comes second only to creativity! Striving to perfection and refining one's techniques is how hope is born into this world.
And my hope is so strong because I want to bully Saionji so much. I want to scold her to tears and throw her into pool. I want to take her gummies and eat them in front of her. Then I'll force-feed her with lemon-flavored gummies, palm after palm. I want to call her a stinky and take her panties so she has to going commando for the rest of the trip. I want to mock her inability to put her kimono by herself, so I'll strip her every once in a while, yelling what one day, she'll be glad to be able to dress up herself. Also, I'll take her kitty hairpins, making her long blonde hair cover her private parts. And when I'll give kimono back to her, I'll make sure to put Mr. Ants in every single pleat and Mr. Crab in her panties.
And when finally she snaps and try to bully me by any means possible, I'll spank her in front of everyone until she'll like it. And when she'll come to me, begging for another spanking, I'll mock her again, then spank her as if my life depends on it, laughing on her moans full of pleasure. Mere seconds before her climax, I'll throw her into pool once again, leaving her in her aroused state.
>>6960971
Good.
>>6960972
Ah... I feel bad for this "Saionji" person.
>>6960984
I know it is. I think you should try to be a bit more discreet with the secrets next time, my friend.
>>6960971
What? Naaaaaaaah, I mean it! Besides, you could probably kill me anyway.
>>6960972
Alright, Monaca, calm down, would ya?
>>6961010
You haven't actually seen the source have you Red?
>>6960947
I swear to you that she has a nose.
(Seriously, 2hu fan art sometimes does that.)
>>6960995
I mean the secret was supposed to turn the tides of war 70+ years ago, it was a secret meant to destroy you.
Aaaaand.... I should probably shut-up.
>>6961017
>not having a nose
>>6961014
>I'm not Red nor am i Aaron, I've never seen them in my life m8
>>6961035
Ok Red
>>6960996
I'm surprised I'm falling for it so easily, but... I will take it. Cпacибo.
I am not that cruel. Why would I kill someone I just met? I don't think that would be a good first impression.
>>6961005
>But I don't want to go to bed, though. I can stay up for a few more minutes.
>I'll go to sleep next year. G'night!
>>6961017
>I'm looking at it closely, and I can't see a nose. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and assume there is one.
I am unsure on if there is one, but I will assume there is one. I just cannot see it. Are you completely sure on that!
>>6961021
But I am still standing. That secret is a little bit... Useless now, дa?
Please, keep talking. You won't learn if you don't make any mistakes.
>>6961040
Well, in my opinion, I think that just the riiiiight amount of angering may get you to kill someone. I do agree on that not being a good first impression.
Oh sometimes I feel like, I can read a woman's mind...
Seems to happen all the time...
Since I've figured out exactly what a woman likes...
Let me give my brothers some advice...
Hoshi stop
So when you're stuck vibing, don't keep her waiting...
She looking for you to send that message...
>>6961040
>Ain't it the 31st, time zones man.
Unfortunately that secret it still out there.....I'm 90+ years old, I have a 70-year old fail-safe mission to complete and destroy that secret with my secret. It's a secret.
Of you completely naked.
She looking for that dick pic~!
Whooo~!
Stepping on, while making him beg in tears(unhonestly) and promising (unhonestly again) that he would never lie to people anymore.
All while bullying Saionji. Because I want to bully Saionji so much. I want to scold her to tears and throw her into pool. I want to take her gummies and eat them in front of her. Then I'll force-feed her with lemon-flavored gummies, palm after palm. I want to call her a stinky and take her panties so she has to going commando for the rest of the trip. I want to mock her inability to put her kimono by herself, so I'll strip her every once in a while, yelling what one day, she'll be glad to be able to dress up herself. Also, I'll take her kitty hairpins, making her long blonde hair cover her private parts. And when I'll give kimono back to her, I'll make sure to put Mr. Ants in every single pleat and Mr. Crab in her panties.
And when finally she snaps and try to bully me by any means possible, I'll spank her in front of everyone until she'll like it. And when she'll come to me, begging for another spanking, I'll mock her again, then spank her as if my life depends on it, laughing on her moans full of pleasure. Mere seconds before her climax, I'll throw her into pool once again, leaving her in her aroused state.
She want it right off the bat~!
She looking for that dick pic~!
Whooo yeah~!
>>6961063
If you have patience, anger can be nothing more than an inconvenience.
It's not the most normal of introductions. I hear it might upset the other person, but you didn't hear it from me, дa~?
>>6961077
>In New Zealand. It's going to be the New Year soon, and I'm ready.
>>6961077
That secret does not seem very secretive right now. You told me about its existence, so does it still make it a secret when it isn't one?
A lady shouldn't have to ask~!
Go ahead and send her a pic or two~!
Show her that you better than the other dudes~!
She looking for that dick pic~!
Whoooo yeah~!
It's what the gentleman's got to do~!
...
>>6961095
Hmm. That's some pretty good advice there.
Alrighty.
>>6961095
I haven't told you the exact details on that secret, haven't I now? It's better left kept secret for the time being.
>>6961112
>sends dick pic
>>6961115
It quite literally saves lives.
I don't know if anyone knows this information, so it's just a secret between you and me, дa?
>>6961125
But you told me there is a secret, so now you have pressure to tell me what it is instead of leaving me hanging. Anticipation, дa?
>>6961133
>Proud Hoshi noises
Post avas and give only criticism to others
>>6961135
Of course. I doubt anyone knows about this information.
post what you're listening to
>>6961135
I've spent the last 70+ years of my life trying to complete this mission, if I were to tell you this secret... you would probably invade Japan right away. My life's purpose would be pretty much useless now, if I were to expose myself in such a position.
>>6961150
You're all shit kys
>>6961150
I made this while I was in Lanzarote. The hotel wifi was absolute crap.
>>6961171
LOL
>>6961171
literally who
>>6961158
It's something only a select few know. You're one of the lucky few, дa? Take it in stride, because it's hidden from the public.
>>6961167
I don't think I would. I just want the Kuril Islands, anything beyond that wouldn't be the most beneficial to me. I may be Russia, but I'm not completely cruel, believe me.
>>6961171
Belated welcome to the threads. Haven't seen you around before, but I haven't been here much recently.
>>6961204
Of course I will. No one else can know about this.
>>6961223
No one else. It would be complete chaos if someone else were to know.
This is classified, okay? Promise me you won't tell anyone else.
>>6961204
.......you already have enough, your country is practically as large as Pluto. Karafuto and the Kuriru rettō rightfully belong to Nippon, but I'll subside the pride for now.
>>6961259
Alrighty. I promise not to tell anyone else, for as long as I live, and if I do, may I be cured to eat only lemon-flavored gummies!
>>6961150
>>6961310
Who's that in the middle?
>>6961320
Blake Belladonna
>>6961222
Thanks. I've been in some threads in the past but not that much.
>>6961290
It is to ensure my people are safe and to make sure the vodka is protected. It's drastic measures for drastic times.
They started it, not me.
>>6961297
That is completely diabolical... You better stick to your promise, мaлышкa. Lemons don't taste very good, much less lemon gummies.
I'm shivering just thinkg about it. Blyat.
>>6961330
Indeed! Lemon Gummies are the worst!!
>>6961330
Who is they are you referring to?
>>6961169
Don't be rude, kouhai.
>>6961345
The only thing worse is black liquorice.
I will hold you to your promise. Especially when the consequences are so dire.
>>6961358
Kiku. He started it, not me. Don't look at me like that, I would not do any of this without a good reason to.
>>6961383
Thank you! I never wanna see those Lemon Gummies ever again, much less taste them! Also, there's a thing WORSE than that?!
>>6961383
Let's not bring the Russo-Japanese war into this; it's all in the past.
>>6961376
S-Sorry
>kissu
>>6961416
I agree with you. They don't taste good at all, but I suppose it's to be expected as it's lemon.
Дa, there is. Black liquorice. It's silly to say when we're talking about lemons, but believe me; it tastes BAD.
>>6961421
The past is in the past, yes.
Except... Japan and I haven't exactly made a treaty to end World War II due to the Kuril Islands dispute. I don't think the past is in the past. Not yet.
>>6961432
> superkicks
Rule #3 of the Kouhai / Senpai relationship: Kouhais don't kiss their Senpais, you stupid idiot.
>>6961454
Aaaaah!! It sounds awful!
>>6961454
You haven't. Just what exactly are you trying to imply? Is that a threat?
I'm super fucking bored right now, so, I guess I'm gonna host again.
First 24.
>>6961473
Mage
>>6961432
>rips fingernails off
>>6961473
Seth Rollins
Put my kouhai Yosuke in the same district as me, if you'd be so kind.
>>6961473
Fumi Kanno
>>6961473
Asriel Dreemurr
>>6961473
Syoko Hoshi
>>6961473
Ken Kaneki
>>6961473
Ramon
>>6961473
Aura Bella Fiora
>>6961473
Mysterious Heroine X
>>6961473
Ivan Braginsky
>>6961470
You haven't heard the half of it. If you tried it, you would wish for the lemon gummies. It's that bad.
>>6961471
I guess it's a small bit on me for this.
I'm just saying; the past isn't entirely in the past. Not yet. Interpret it how you wish, my friend. We are not enemies now.
>>6961473
Dark Knight
>>6961473
Hiyoko Saionji
>>6961473
Akatsuki
>>6961473
Harpie
>>6961473
Rozen17Sidney
>>6961473
Eponine
>>6961473
Uriko
>>6961514
Hah?! I-it's that bad?! How...how...!! I-I can't even find a word to describe how bad that sounds!!
>>6961473
Lucifer
>>6961473
Eggman-kun
>>6961473
Pratty
>>6961473
Yosuke, HG's best avatar
>>6961468
I-I wanted to meme like the cool kids...I-I'm sorry...
>>6961488
>Has rip resist you little gayboy faggot
>>6961514
これを忘れることはありません。今ではないです。
Just wait until I tell Alfred about this, you'll be in big trouble.
>>6961473
Maria Sabina
>>6961513
Opinions are opinions. Yours matter just as much as mine do.
>>6961539
I guess it's somewhat despair-inducing, knowing that somehow there is something worse than lemon gummies.
We should look on the bright side, anyway! Think about the good things and focus on them.
>>6961568
No, don't tell America, he's going to coerce Belarus into making me stop fighting Kiku. Or worse... Take my vodka away! No! I cannot believe it!
>>6961473
Blanc
>>6961589
Well, you're right about that.
As for good things...Crushing Mr. Ant and Mr. Crab is pretty fun!
>>6961473
Bakugou
The Roster.
>>6961589
You realize the severity of threatening Japan right? I'll enlighten several of my co-workers about this, especially the guys who'll have my back.
>>6961627
God damn assholes! One of you better give me your shitty spot before I kill all of you!
>>6961627
>The worst
O-Okay...
>>6961608
Дa... Ah? You enjoy crushing things? As morbid as that is...
I guess you should focus on it. Get your mind off of the bad things, дa?
>>6961635
But me and Japan weren't on the best of terms beforehand... Just because we have a few disagreements doesn't mean we have to fight. Don't let this escalate.
>>6961627
It looks fine to me. We could all have some fun.
>>6961645
Of course. Crushing things is fun.
It's basically like a stress relieve.
>>6961642
I gotcu senpai
>>6961627
swap
>>6961616
>>6961505
>>6961567
>>6961627
Shove your apologies up your ass. Focus on being mean and making green.
Don't make me regret picking you at the Kouhai Adoption Center now.
>>6961627
Let's go! Que empiece la fiesta!!
>>6961665
You're alright in my book.
The rest of these fucking punks are going to pay.
>>6961627
Nothing's wrong here! Let's go!!
>>6961645
In layman's terms I'll remind everyone in my realm of sphere of how much of a big 'meanie' you are, the cost of this shall be severe. You will regret this.
test
>>6961671
Y-You're right... Fuck these guys, I'm better than all of them because I say so. I bet they don't even have half the prearranged ships I do.
>>6961663
Isn't that the truth! I bet it would be good stress relief.
I enjoy partitioning others, myself. It makes for good stress relief when things aren't going well.
>>6961695
If you cut off my vodka supply, there are going to be complications. If I were to apologise, would that make things any better, or is my fate set in stone?
>>6961665
Done.
>>6961627
The bloodbath.
>>6961702
fag
>>6961718
Neither of you shitstains bother me while we're here.
>walks into his room and slams the door
>>6961718
Neither of us actually need to worry about losing any weight.
>>6961711
That's up for you to decide, farewell Ivan. Until next time.
>>6961718
I-I'm not really good at running, s-so how about I just stay here..? Is that fine? N-No?
F-Fine...
>>6961718
F-Fuck...s-sorry...
>Kissu's
W-We can ERP if it'll make you feel better...
>>6961704
Talking about ships, you're gonna have to relegate me like, half of them. It's part of the kouhai-senpai deal after all.
>>6961718
My boy learned from the best.
>>6961718
Day 1.
F Seth The fucking best there ever was Rollins
F Pratty
>>6961742
Then I will apologise as soon as I can. I was trying to make a point, but I think I made myself out to be the bad guy.
>>6961776
Sunflowers look nice. They're pretty.
>>6961776
>Yosuke swimms across the lake to the all girls camp and gets beaten up
CANON EVENT
>>6961776
This is when your blades come in hand, Botis. Let's get done with this as quick as we can.
>>6961776
I'm not quite sure that's exactly how that'd work unless your a twig...
>>6961776
S-She looks just like a big mushroom...I just want to bite into her and taste test her cap...
>Drool starts flowing out of her mouth
J-Just one bite...
>>6961776
Cool, a beach!
>>6961776
I'M NOT FUCKIN' TIRED!
>>6961776
You begged for it. So don't play it off like some stupid trick killed you.
>>6961776
Night 1.
It's not even... it's not even on high death rate...
>>6961772
I'm keeping Squid, Rick and CC. P-Pick from the rest...
>>6961776
This is the path I chose in picking a character who acts as a metaphor for my own life...
>>6961834
I had to feed all my cute little pets. Unless either of you want to be their next meal.
Can I get some (You)s?
>>6961790
Yeah, I'm pretty fucking great.
>>6961834
Fuck off fillerfag. You don't even deserve my legendary-tier RP.
>>6961834
I-I have no idea what just happened to me there...Fuhihi...but it hurt a lot.
>>6961742
>>6961783
Ah, I forgot to say good night.
Good night, Akatsuki. Have a good rest.
>>6961834
We are going to work out Soviet Union style. Snow, next-to-no food, and lots of squats.
Let's do this.
>>6961834
Piss off! If you're not gonna fight me like a man then get the fuck outta my way and stop wasting my time!
>>6961834
Day 2.
Akatsuki! Stop being lazy!
>>6961776
I'm such a great guy, that I willingly decided to step out from this game to give my prodigy all the spotlight.
And I've got to walk my doggo anyway.
Make us proud Yosuke, everyone's counting on you.
And you better not disappoint, cause your kouhai's wage is on the line.
>>6961887
Genial! Pizza!!
>>6961893
Y-You got it senpai, I'm gonna prove them all wrong and come out on t-
>>6961887
Fuuuuuuuck.
>>6961887
Night 2.
>>6961913
nice rp
>>6961887
I'm calling dibs on her eggs, there's nothing of particular interest on her nest besides an ingredient for a nice meal.
>>6961918
[Sings loudly and obnoxiously]
Good night, hg
>>6961947
>yosuke
>Not filler
Get real, your an abo.
>>6961918
Day 3.
Bakugou you fat fuck! You-
... well at least you're not Saionji.
>>6961993
Just like in the fairy tail stories. The gingerbread house with the witch inside who eats up visitors.
>>6961993
Night 3.
F Mysterious Heroine X
F SPACE DANDY
>>6961993
Not a chance.
>trumpeter go
>and we levitating in air
You've got the wrong person to push into an exerciste regiment I don't particulary need.
>>6961993
Tbh Saionji is a pretty shitty Dangan, second only to Akane. But it's weird cause like, she's shit because she's supposed to be? Oh and I guess I died, whatever.
>>6961993
Feliz cumpleaños a ti!!
>>6962028
>Hiyoko
>Shit
Yosugay's cancer taste strikes again.
>>6962025
>comes back from the arena
I've never had so much sugar in a single place. Let's not do that again.
>>6962045
He's not wrong though. Only KK likes her.
Mahiru is the true goddess here. She can "Jeez" me all night long.
>>6962045
Which one of you pedophiles is this? Nymph? Kamna? Oh fuck, it's probably Ramsay.
>>6962025
Day 4.
F Bakugo
F Lucifer
>>6962054
that's a cute
>>6962077
Kys Aaron Kennedy
>>6962064
Night 4.
F Rozen
F Akatsuki
>>6962077
I'd say this is Junko, but...she has shit taste.
This has to be the works of Little Chicken Finger.
>>6962082
Always and forever.
>>6962094
honda is always a cute
>>6962101
Kys Aaron Kennedy