ITT: Pokemon are real - Episode VI Are you going to try and become

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>>6948167
I dont know? I dont want to think about death :(

>>6947743
really?

all the crazy shit happens in kanto. I need to take another trip there

>>6947756
>subconsciously, he feels jealous
no I pity them.
Sometimes i get mad because they like to beat the shit out of me because I am a normal type. no one likes normal types.

>>6947847
goodras are made up of pure, insatiable hunger.

>>6947937
tyrantrum is super intimidating. It looks like it would swallow me whole without a second thought.

>>6947963
right. because pokemon are property to humans.

>zigzag for 1st post

>>6948167
Call me a treehugger but Phantump always seemed cool to me.

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>>6948167
I'm already a Pokemon, so I'm not sure if I can die and come back as a Ghost type. It'd be dope as fuck if I could find a way to come back as a Ghastly though. Put that tongue to good use ifykwim
>>6948166
Watch an ass load of porn. You'll get the idea.

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>>6948327
>he can't manipulate humans

>>6948166
Neither does his lanky ass. Humans only seek relationships for emotional and sexual needs. The former you're already taking care of. He wants to take advantage that she needs the latter.
Just show her that she doesn't need him.

>>6948167
I'm not really interested in becoming a Pokemon, but I do want to live forever...

Maybe Jirachi could help... just another reason to go out into the world I guess, gonna have to find a way for Lune too, Cali's gonna be fine obviously...

Anyways, my flight to Kanto is tomorrow, I've got to get done packing and talk to Cali about not wanting to get lewd.

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>>6948167
I'm gonna try for a Mismagius, because it too appreciates fine head wear,

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>>6948167
The way I was raised, we were taught that you *don't* try to go out of your way to become a ghost pokemon. Whether you were meant to or not is up to fate, and trying to bend or break cosmic law has pretty bad consequences, not just for you, but others.

Still, I am kinda worried that something bad will happen to Girafarig when I die.

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>>6948167
Well, I'm going to drown inside of a Goodra one of these days.
So...Maybe.

>>6948327
I can verify this.

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>>6948345
My tale begins long ago, almost 4 million years ago in what is now the Sinnoh region.
I was killed in a rockslide while nesting in a cave. My fossil, part of it, was dug up by a man named Roark, who gifted it to a friend, who gave it to a friend who moved to Unova and gave it to his little sister.
She saved up her allowance to pay for the procedure to revive my fossil and since then I've watched her grow from a dorky little kid into a depressed young adult.
I also never had sex, the prospect of it scares me.

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>>6948167
Duskull or Rowlet, that way I my Pokemon won't be alone and I can still continue my hermit lifestyle.
>inb4 Rowlet is only a ghost when it becomes a Dedicueye
>>6948011
If she thinks you're talking about moving then yes, you would need money to get a new house. Suggest White Forest to her- it's not very far away and you don't have to pay to live there because you all you do is claim a tree hollow and call it good.
>>6948327
Yeah, he tends to swallow Patrats whole when he finds them. Not sure how well you would fair buddy. Unless you have a secret vore fetish?

>>6948167
Knowing my luck, I'd probably end up as a rotom after I die, against my will.

>>6948387
I'm afraid of accidentally driving her away, I like her as a trainer and all, but I don't even know what to do. You think if I just wave my dick at her she'll forget about that snarky faggot? No way, Jose.
>>6948543
She says she was lucky to find a job here and doesn't want to uproot.

>>6948550
And then you get the power to time travel.

>Cuddling with my Garchomp
>Posting here
Today's great. How are you guys?

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>>6948334
phantump is cool.
they don't give a fuck about things mostly though.

>>6948345
>so I'm not sure if I can die and come back as a Ghost type
that^ the thought is scary.

>>6948543
>secret vore fetish
a little bit but luckily my rational part of my brain tells me this is a terrible idea so it shall remain a fantasy.

>>6948550
lol

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>>6948708
My beans have been replaced with corn. Dirty jay bah-stads and their damn New Years party. I just got the still set up in the Hormel can.

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>>6948687
Well, I guess that's her deal, but maybe you guys can still walk over there for a short vacation. If you head north through the woods it's about as long as walking to Striaton, and if you luck out she'll like it enough to claim a free tree hollow and start living off veggies and patrats.

Either way >>6948755 can probably hook you up with a way to "take out the trash" so to speak

>>6948711
Find a Pelipper that knows 'Spit Up' but not 'Swallow' and you should be fine.

>>6948888
hey tyrantrum anon, how's the cum enema regimen working for you?

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>>6949014
My ass is slightly sore, but I can fit a fist
Henry always starts sniffing my ass when I come back outside
Let's hope that no human being ever goes inside my shack-house and sees the gallon of Tyrantrum cum I have or that'll be awkward as fuck

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>>6948888
>checked

unfortunatly the only pokemon around here that know that are ekans, arbok, and a mean victreebel. And Im sure none of them would "spit up"

I want to become my pokemon's sex slave

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>>6948888
I don't mean to discredit you, but I don't think she would like living and farming. She's too domestic.
And there's a 'mon here I've had a crush on for a few months now.

>>6948532
What was being dead like?

>>6949153
Well...
If you befriend a large Pokemon, there's always the option of spelunking.

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>>6949172
Easy peasy. Never wear clothing, beg constantly, and tell them you want to be their slave.

>>6949216
Time to either call the birderer for a fav-purr or man up and show her you can give her a good time. Pull up the educational porn bro.

>>6949118
nice
you'll want to leave the amount in for a good bit longer if you're still getting sore. Try keeping it in with a plug while doing chores or yardwork, or just watching a movie
>>6949118
>Let's hope that no human being ever goes inside my shack-house and sees the gallon of Tyrantrum cum I have or that'll be awkward as fuck
You don't want to use cum that's been sitting around long enough to cool to room temperature, it looses most of it's useful qualities by then. If possible, you should fill your kit straight from the source and use as soon as possible for maximum effectiveness.

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>>6949172
there are good ideas and bad ideas.

this is as bad as helping an arbok find his wallet.

>>6949118
I am concerned.


>speaking of disgusting
what do you all eat and feed your pokemon?

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>>6949464
Aaaaand that would be why my ass is sore. I guess I'll just dump that gallon and use the jug for something else. Thanks, anon.

>>6949478
I'll be honest here, if someone else where to tell me they planned on fucking a 32ft long dinosaur I'd find it concerning too.

As for food, most of my Pokemon eat berries and honey - benefit of having a Vespiquen - but my Tyrantrum and Ninetales both hunt down Patrats fairly often

>>6949623
it still helps a little, that's probably why you're able to take a fist right now
also, along with how long you keep it in you'll want to slowly increase the amount you use. Given the size of your partner you'll want to be able to comfortably keep a large amount for a while. I suggest you work in pint increments, you'll want to end up being comfortable with keeping a large amount of liquid inside.

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>>6949773
That would explain why the cashier at "Volbeat and Illumise" left a complimentary butt plug in with the rest of my goods.
"Large amount of liquid" is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure if I try to hold an entire load I'll be coming back as a Duskull sooner than planned

>>6950080
>hold an entire load
haha wew lad
unless you're part goodra I doubt you'd ever be able to stretch enough to hold an entire load
your digestive system can abide about 9 L of liquid at once though, so I suggest that you aim for holding around two gallons before you try penetration with your rex

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>>6949623
>hunt down Patrats
yeeeeeech makes my stomach turn :/

>>6950080
you dont plan on letting that thing fuck you.... right?

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>>6949118
>Henry always starts sniffing my ass when I come back outside

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>>6950213
Patrats are terrible voyeuristic pervs that make taking a piss very awkward. I'd feel bad if they were hunting down like... Sentrets or something, but the Patrats have to go.

>that thing
Rude. I'm pretty sure if Henry had access to the Internet he'd want to find and eat you for that comment.

But yes. I found out that he had claimed me as his mate back in like... the second thread or so. When a Tyrantrum picks you there's not much you can do about it, so I decided I'd just roll with it and reciprocate.

>>6950206
Yeeeeah even if I were part Goodra I still don't think 35-50 gallons would fit within my gut.

>>6950346
Tyrantrums mark their mates with jizz, so I guess using his cum as a lubricant is a super exciting thing for him. And I mean exciting - a lot of the times I end up rubbing one out for him.

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>>6949312
Being dead was like a large cut in time
One minute you're laying down for a nap, the next you're being revived in a tube.
>>6949328
I just wish she would listen to my advice.
>The cute aggron I liked is fucking her trainer
>My trainer is into some skeevy guitarist loser, I don't want her to be with him but I also don't want to fill that position with her
>That other rampardos I liked lived a full life and passed away millions of years ago
>The cute cincinno rejected me for obvious reasons
>Flygon was only passing through and left, never to be seen again
Just cuck my shit up

>>6950411
35-50 gal
Jerk him off into a small pool

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>>6950416
Shit dude
You got the fucked up end of the stick
Do you think she'll listen if someone purr-oves that he's more of a pussy than me?

>>6950416
Well, fortunately, there are millions of Pokemon in the world, so you have a good chance of eventually finding a mate among them.
The key is to be optimistic, I guess.

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>>6950411
>he'd want to find and eat you
I'm sure he would want to anyway. also tell him that zigzagoon taste is nasty.


>claimed me as his mate
ok cool but what about not dieing?

>>6950416
don't worry you still have a long time to find someone!

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>>6950567
That's why we use an entire gallon of lube and don't take more than the tip. The tip is roughly 7" thick, so with enough stretching it should be fine.
>>6950486
Anon, 35-50 gallons is your average bath tub
>tfw could literally take a bath in cum if I wanted

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>>6950535
It's the time we live in.
Back in my day, you just ate things you didn't like so that there would be less of them. I would've already killed him if not for laws (which are completely ridiculous btw)
>>6950551
>>6950567
As zigzagoon probably knows, dating - even amongst pokemon - is incredibly difficult. For ancient pokemon, your best chance is interspecies dating, where you need to hope you fall into terms of beauty for the other species or have an amazing personality. Plus there's female pokemon being with their trainers, other owned pokemon are pretty much off-limits as well as other human females. And small pokemon, can't risk hurting them.
It's a rough world out there, but finding a gf has proven harder. I've got pretty low standards too.

>pokemon fuckin talkin on computers an shit
yall stupid

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>>6950800
Jay bah-stad

>>6950800
go back to jerking it in the diaper thread

>>6950411
>using his cum as a lubricant
I thought you were using it to stretch yer guts out?

>>6950871
He cums 35 gallons. There's enough that I use it as both, but what he smells would be the stuff I used as lube

>>6950416
you could always find a dinophile or a size queen
you have dudes like >>6950411 who train to take dino dong as a hobby, I'm sure you can find a nice person to give the D(ino)

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>>6950654
>take a bath in cum
that sounds pretty hot. but how does in not split you in half?

>>6950696
being single is fun to though.

>>6950800
what are you doing out of your fart thread?

>>6950907
lol

>>6950800
If you are going to not use g's, please put an apostrophe at the end of the n to imply removed g's. For example:
>pokémon fuckin' talkin' on computers an' shit.

>>6950826
fuck u
>>6950856
>>6950917
man fuck you guys i run a gang

g u z m a dont forget it im gettin ma boyz to trace ur ips right no

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>>6950948
Will the consequences never be the same? Seriously, you one of those dumb Team Skull punks?

>>6950902
if you keep up the daily -pump-myself-full-of-cum- routine, you might actually start exuding his pheromones
You know how your BO changes after you eat garlic or onion? if you absorb enough of the stuff in his cum through your intestines you might end up smelling like him

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>>6950917
>>6950907
I'm not in it for the sex, I just feel out of place in this world. I feel like things have left me behind, and all alone.
I like the friendship my trainer and I have, but I'm looking for love in a deeper sense than how my trainer says it.
She says she 'loves' me, but she also 'loves' coffee. I just feel like her heart is in the right place, but it's not what I'm seeking.

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>>6950948
>Team Skull
Oh no guys poor man's Team Rocket is after me, whatever shall I do?

>>6950987
>>6951084
lmao we just traced ur asses my boyzll be at ur doorz soon

>>6950080
>Volbeat and Illumise
what's that?

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>>6950948
Im a huge fan btw

>>6951052
yeah you did kind of leave your world behind. I really wish I could relate. I can only imagine that leaving all your shit so far behind sucks.

>>6951084
but team rocket isnt around no more. we have to have someone to fill those shoes!

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>>6950917
I haven't actually taken the D yet. I basically give him two armed hand jobs.
>>6950948
Come at me fucker, my team'll kick your shit in
>>6950993
>smell like Tyrantrum 24/7
Holy shit. I'll never be bothered by a Patrat again
>>6951052
You could possibly move on. See if she'll release you or something. It'll hurt, but you'll have the chance to find someone who truly appreciates you.
>>6951136
Novelty sex shop in Black City, specializes in stuff to make sure both you and your Pokemon are safe when you get down and dirty. They also sell Bad Druddigon goods.

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>>6951052
You are wanting something deeper, a stronger bond than friendship, familial ties, or "eros". I can understand that.

>>6951084
Hold it, buster! Don't go putting Team Rocket in the same sentence with those islander gangsta wanna-bes!

>>6951110
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>>6951110
Oh wow you're gonna beat the shit out of a purr defenseless Skitty. Aren't you just a bad ass! E-fur-yone will be quaking in their boots!

>>6950654
>and don't take more than the tip
oh, you guys finally did penetration?

>>6951199
see >>6951171 : I haven't actually taken the D yet, I want to make certain I'm prepared enough that it won't be a horrifying experience

>>6951142
aaay come join us man
>>6951171
golisopod says yo
and hes gonna kick ur shit in
>>6951172
wtf u sound like some homestuck ass motherfucker
>>6951196
fuck u

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>>6950948
[ITALIAN SOUNDS]

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>>6951251
You sound like Alola needs a better educational system.

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>>6951172
You're right- at least Red was a talented trainer who took out the League at ten. I heard Team Skull's been gettin' their shit kicked in by a newly started trainer.
>>6951251
Wow, aren't you creative. I'll be sure to let Team Magma an' Aqua know about the fierce-some Puma and his Team Bull if I ever see them.

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>>6951172
>>6951171
>>6951142
Don't get me wrong, I like my trainer, but damn she is hard to talk to.
But the chances are that I won't actually find a good trainer if I left her, a pokemon like me has a good attack stat and not much else. Should I really leave my trainer to go and find love, if she'll let me leave?
I've heard stories of pokemon spending decades in the pc, forgotten.

>>6951171
>Bad Druddigon
?

>>6951171
>Novelty sex shop in Black City, specializes in stuff to make sure both you and your Pokemon are safe when you get down and dirty
Any weird/interesting shit there?

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>>6951367
Wait, really? I mean, I expect Team Skull to be a bunch of bandana-wearing break-dancers with limited fighting skill, but that's...actually kinda depressing.

Granted, Holly and I used to do that stupid "Prepare for Trouble" nonsense....while getting gas at a truck stop. but I've seen a vid of Team Skull kids fighting a street sign.

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>>6951246
>won't be a horrifying experience
I can assure you it will. It will take some sort of magic for you to even hope to take the tip

>>6951251
alola is expensive though. plus some local thugs will kick my shit in if they see me...

>>6951318
alola doesn't have an educational system lol

>>6951367
that new trainer kicked reds ass though.

>>6951381
>I've heard stories of pokemon spending decades in the pc, forgotten.
yeah humans are shit

>>6951421
google bad dragon

Ill let you put those pieces together, smarty.

>>6951485
I was volunteering for Ilima's trial when team skull came in to try to fuck shit up.
A kid was going through the trial at the time, it was his first trial.
Team Skull got their asses kicked by that kid.

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>>6951251
Let's do it fucker. Assuming you can even read a map well enough to even find me.
>>6951381
I'd say go for it. You can always come crash with me if you need somewhere to stay.
>>6951421
Y'know, the sex toy brand well known for it's big ass non-human dildos?
(It's basically what we call the Pokemon version of Bad Dragon in these threads)
>>6951448
They had some dildos based off of those pre-war non-Pokemon animals.
>>6951508
Yes, the magic of lube and proper positioning.

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yall mind if i

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>>6951485
There is literally no reason to take Team Skullshit seriously.
>>6951508
Wouldn't be the fur-st time. Red's kinda losing his kick. First Gold, then Nate, now the new kid...
>>6951588
Nice dubs new guy.

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>>6951634
hey hey! question here, what kind of things are humans made out of???
how much thread do you humans have in you

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>>6951555
>lube and proper positioning
no I mean disney magic.

>>6951588
uuummm?

>>6951634
I am still a huge fan of red. he and blue fucked up team rockets shit.

>>6951706
humans are made of hatred.

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>>6951634
Well, they certainly don't take any disrespect from street signs.

>>6951730
hatred!!!
how do you get that

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>>6951730
There was an anon in the last thread who was able to take a Blastoise. Granted, Blastoise isn't as long, but the flared tip means it's thicker at the tip than a Tyrantrum would be
>>6951706
We have hair covering our body, which I guess is close enough to thread
I think our muscles are also grouped up in threads?

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Did Puma puss out on us or what?
>>6951746
That'll show those damn street signs.

>>6951810
humans are weird
k do u think i could make a convincing costume to pretend to be a human

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>>6951833
Yeah, no one tells them to STOP, YIELD or BRIDGE OUT AHEAD.

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>>6951806
ask a human. they have plenty to go around

>>6951810
he probably dead as fuck now.

>>6951849
yeah humans are pretty gullible. why do you want to make a human costume? you should make a tyrantrum costume instead.

What are Pokemon supposed to do if their trainer abandons them?
I'm a snivy, and there are five other Pokemon here with me.
Not going to go into the gritty details right now, but our shitty trainer became infatuated with some random whore a month ago, and decided to run off with her in the middle of the night, leaving us, our pokeballs, and the house behind. It's been two weeks since then.
I've checked, and he took all his clothing, personal belongings he could carry, and money with him.
Call it a hunch, but he's probably never coming back. If I had to guess where he is, I'd say he's probably chasing an unattainable pipe dream in Alola right now.
Or dead in a ditch.
I guess the responsibility and burden of owning Pokemon was too much for him.
We're really unsure of what to do right now...None of us really want to go back to the abusive fuck, though.

>>6951810
>There was an anon in the last thread who was able to take a Blastoise. Granted, Blastoise isn't as long, but the flared tip means it's thicker at the tip than a Tyrantrum would be
that guy here
Yeah, the flare is big and pretty freaky lookin
I can see it expand through my abdomen too, looks like I swallowed a tea saucer
the flare itself is pretty big but it kind of folds up when there's not enough room, like a plunger head
completely plugged me up, didn't leak at all

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>>6951925
We also have plenty of redhats around as well.

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>>6951849
Humans will now the moment they look at the face, so make so to get some sort of porcelain mask like pic related. If you put extra effort into the mask it'll draw their attention away from any other details you may have missed.
It makes them think you're just a mysterious person wearing a mask rather than a not human
Make sure you put enough covering on the costume to cover most, if not all, of the skin. It's less work for you and less chance of getting caught by them touching your skin and getting suspicious

Keep those in mind and you'll do fine!
>>6951957
You could either try living as wild Pokemon, seek out a Pokemon village, or seek out a new trainer. Depends on where you live.
>>6951925
>Tyrantrum costume
U takin' a dig at me Zigzagoon

>>6951706
humans are made out of meat and bone
I'm sure some freak here will be willing to let you crawl inside of them and slum around if that's what you're asking

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>>6951957
Woah, hold it there. Y'all've been alone for *two weeks*? Where are y'all?

>>6951246
>I want to make certain I'm prepared enough that it won't be a horrifying experience
how big around is he 8" from the tip? That;s about how big you want to prepare for for the first time

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>>6952037
Roughly 10" or so.

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>>6951957
thanks for proving my point snivy.
step 1: gather food
step 2: you have a free house
step 3: ???
step 4: profit

>>6951967
which ghost type did you become?

>>6951998
noooooooooooope

>>6952130
>Roughly 10"
dont do it. how will you take care of your pokemon when u are kill?

>>6952130
jeeze
you'll want to constantly stuff yourself full of fresh cum and keep it in 24/7 if you want to be able to stretch that much any time soon
remember, the faster you can get it inside of you the better it works, as soon as it starts to cool the proteins/ enzymes in it start to break down and lose their helpfulness

>>6952199
What if he bathes in it?

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>>6952162
I've got a friend who'll bring me back as a Ghost Type when I die.
Dunno which Ghost Type though.
I swear if he brings me back as a Drifblim I'm going to haunt his ass.
>>6952199
Yeah, just stuck a fresh batch in earlier.
Will it still work if I have a fire type keep it warm...?

>>6952239
then he gets sticky
From what I understand it works by making his ring more elastic or something

>>6952030
A small, no-name town somewhere in Unova. Really poor, and run down, if that helps. Other than that, no idea.
Trainer mostly did manual labor there to pay the bills, and the rest of the money went into alcohol. Mostly neglected and verbally abused us, really.
When he was young, guy was a "catch-em-all". Tried to take on the league with our young forms, failed, and pretty much gave up on life.

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>>6952296
PFFFFFFFFT

hahaha

but seriously what did you expect?

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>>6952283
Anon, from the viewpoint of a purr-fessional breeder: fluids are your fur-iend. Make sure your diet is mostly liquid the night be-fur.
>>6952239
Now there's an idea I might have to try.

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>>6952296
Any major landmarks of any kind? Even if it's some local shop something. I can't offer too much beside a clean place to stay, decent food and not being an asshole. Girafarig could prolly use the company. At very least you could stay until y'all figure out what you wanna do.

Believe me, I know what it's like living in a hellhole. I'm originally from Pyrite Town.

>>6952283
>Yeah, just stuck a fresh batch in earlier. Will it still work if I have a fire type keep it warm...?
not really, sorry man
the second that stuff is out of your dino it starts breaking down

hey, if you could somehow get a big enough condom for your dino and hook it up to your kit, you could get it fresh from the tap without it being exposed to air at all

>>6952296
Well, I'll give you the same offer I gave the Rampardos anon
You can come crash here if you guys are anywhere near the Nacrene - Black City/White Forest area.
I have an extra house-shack available from when my friend lived here if you want it
>>6952360
Right. Drink tons of water. Can do.
>>6952401
I'd have to make a trip back to "Volbeat and Illumise" to see if they have anything like that

>>6952430

(idea shamelessly stolen from https://e621.net/post/show/398816/16-9-2004-3_toes-3d_-artwork-balls-bdsm-big_penis-)

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>>6952450
none of them they all want to eat me.

>>6952390
I'm from phenac. small world.

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>>6952534
Really? I saw that place once, or at least the outer walls. I was looking for a job and asked for employment, and they misheard it as "Hi! I've come to steal anything in your town that isn't nailed down!" I can't blame them though. I grew up just as the mining industry went bust, and the Gangs were really taking over. Then Dad bribed a trucker to take us all as far from Pyrite town as possible, and we started over in Mahogany. A couple years later I found a job....working for Team Rocket.

But I met Holly and later Girafarig...so it wasn't that bad.

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>>6952703
>working for Team Rocket

did you get out before they disbanded?

>>6952430
>>6952390
Thanks for the offers. It's nice to see kind humans for a change. Those are a rarity around here.
The group includes me, two Goodras, a Seviper, a Tyranitar, and a Pangoro. Just in case we stop by, and stay a night or two.
Anyway, we'll either leave this dump tonight, or tomorrow morning, once we decide where to go.
We were thinking white forest.
White forest is the one with the hollowed out trees you can live in, right?

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>>6951508
>>6951555
Test post from pc
I've been moved to the backburners

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>>6952858
Yep, that's White Forest. There are some humans living in the area, but they're mostly the "One With Nature" types.
If you find two shacks with a Tyrantrum, Serperpior, Heliolisk, Ninetales, Larvesta, and Vespiquen wandering around nearby then you've found me

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>tfw no matter where you go, nobody wants you in their dance squad
I mean, I might not be the prettiest, but somebody's gonna eventually recognize my talent beyond these looks, right?

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>>6952996
I like to dance!

also alola is pretty gay.

>>6952858
be careful with >>6952953 he has bathtubs full of semen.

you crazy ass human.

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>>6953051
It's hard to get around the islands, sure, but it's not that bad. Beans are grown all-natural here, too, so nobody in this region has to worry about import complications. You have really amazing dance moves, I think you'd make a great performer!

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>>6952788
Long, long before then. When...when Holly died...I just lost all my dreams and will to live. I found Girafarig the next day, when they gave me Holly's belongings. She was in Holly's pokeball, was supposed to be a surprise...

Sorry, I don't mean to go off on a tangent. But I left before they disbanded. I heard though that there are still some of the more delusional officers still trying to relive their glory days.

>>6952858
Not a problem. If you you ever end up anywhere in Johto or even nearby regions, let me know and I'll give y'all a ride to my place to rest up, and I can drive y'all wherever y'all want to head next- at least if it's connected by land. I don't have much contact with the docks anymore.

My Smeargle somehow learned Dark Void.
Now whenever he's annoyed with me he puts me asleep and gives me fucked up nightmares. And by 'annoyed' I mean even basic shit like putting him in his pokeball or not petting him when he wants me to.
I tried to talk to him about it, but he just used Dark Void on me again.
What the hell do I do to get him to stop?

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>>6953051
>implying
All I'm going to say about that is that I live on a riverbank
>>6952913
wut
>>6953167
Take him to the move forgettor dude

>>6952283
>Yeah, just stuck a fresh batch in earlier.
how much you managing to fit in at a time now?

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>>6953111
>beans
The fuck are beans? I get the feeling you ain't talkin' 'bout human food beans

>>6952283
>Yeah, just stuck a fresh batch in earlier.
how does it feel to have that stuff inside you?

>>6952283
>I've got a friend who'll bring me back as a Ghost Type when I die. Dunno which Ghost Type though.
Wait, you can come back as a pokemon?

>>6953142
>Rockets
A few pockets here and there around K and J, mostly gang-level stuff, not like the mafioso/mobster-level activities they used to do. Lots of infighting and turf wars, with every resource going towards their attempts to expand their current territories.

They're yelling about being the future, the new team rocket, but they've really taken a big, big step backwards.

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>>6953111
i-i dont know. I get stage fright.
also brionne looks pretty i think.

>>6953142
yeah I heard that to. team rocket was a huge global force.

>>6953167
you need to take him to the forgetter guy.

>>6953263
never had alolan beans? they are pretty fucking good. Ive only had a couple imported ones though.

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>>6953198
I tried to tell her he was bad for her but she wouldn't listen, she said I was being overprotective and to stop. I tried telling her I was lonely and she didn't seem to have an answer for that but told me to stop.
Then I told her I wanted to leave.
We got into a fight and she said some pretty nasty things about me, then put me into the pc.
I can't say I like being in cyberspace, but at least I can still connect to the web.

>>6953315
>gets stage fright
>imported beans
>bad experience with humans
I'm seeing a story line starting to devolp

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>>6953263
You mean you've never had Pokebeans before? Dang, you've been missing out. They're like, these jelly-ish things that are kiiinda like human beans, but they come in a bunch of flavors. You should check out your local foreign products shop to see if they've got any with your trainer, or on your own!

>>6953315
That's alright, you've just gotta build up more confidence through training yourself! I believe in you!
Also awshucksthankyou

>>6953345
Same here. Hey, Zigzag, did someone try to make you into a performer? And if so, Contest, Showcase, or Musical?

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>>6953204
I can hold an entire bag at the moment, haven't tested anything further than that yet. So... about 2 quarts at the moment.
>>6953276
You know that feeling after having eaten a bit more than you should have, where your full and it's a tad bit uncomfortable, but a nice uncomfortable?
>>6953301
Yeah, you can come back as a Ghost Type with the help of either another Ghost Type or specific funeral rights.
I had a friend who died a while ago who came back as a Litwick, and he promised to help me out should I ever die.
>>6953338
Oh shit anon
Want me to come try and bust you out? She might be willing to sell you to me or something. Or I can battle her for keeps. What do you think would work best, assuming you want to be busted out?

>>6952953
Thanks. I guess we could stay in your spare shack until we find a suitable tree.
Not leaving until tomorrow night, as we need to plan and prepare for the trek across Unova, so we'll probably show up there in a few days from now.
I guess I'll join in the general conversation.
To tell you the truth, it's been a while since I've talked to humans who aren't assholes.

>>6953051
Semen baths are good for the skin.

>>6953142
If we're ever in the area, we'll stop by, and visit. Once again, thanks.

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>>6953308
Still not as garbage as Team Skullshit
>>6953315
The daycare coots don't import cool shit fur their workers, so I'm SOL
>>6953382
I don't have a trainer at the moment - I work as a breeder at the daycare, mostly dealing with Wailords. They kinda sound like human Jellybeans though.

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>>6953308
That's just depressing. I'm kinda glad Holly and I never made it big in the Rocket hierarchy. We were at a good place- as long as the shipments of whatever got to wherever on time, they didn't care what else you did. We were such dumb dreamers, thinking one day, we'd be in the white suits, challenging others to pokebattles... We even memorized that stupid poem thing, even though we later found out that few officers actually did those dumb theatrics.

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>>6953345
>>6953429
I did a couple musicals after I got the fuck out of orre.

>>6953382
do you have a trainer or...?

>>6953440
>implying you could win a battle

>>6953469
semen in like impossible to get out of hair.

>>6953513
if you get an opportunity get a rainbow one. they are the best ones.

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>>6953513
They're probably a crossbreed between the two, mixed with a bit of human-produced Pokefood. If you ever get a chance, try a few! What does the daycare pay you in?

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>>6953551
They pay me in food and a place to stay. I don't really mind - I get to have sex all day and do whate-fur as long as I don't leave. >>6953546
I'll keep a lookout fur them.

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>>6953546
Used to, but they ditched me after they evolved me. Guess they thought I was gonna be more masculine than this? Why do ya ask?

>>6953661
Oooh, that sounds like a pretty good job. If I never become a professional dancer, I'll probably look into a job like that.

>>6953546
That picture makes me feel feels I did not want to feel. Bambino.

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>>6953546
I was doing the League Challenge before I came back to take care of dad in his elderly years. I think I'd have to go and commit suicide via dinosaur dick if I fucked up that hard with a late 50's level team.

>>6953513
No, they're really not. Guzma a scrub, golisopod a pansy little bitch,

>>6953536
More than you know. I learned, while in Kanto, that a hard look is usually all you need to get one to stand down. Usually.

>>6953546
>a couple musicals
>got some beans and probably other stuff
>hates humans
>that picture
Did you do poorly and they decided to just toss you to the side and into wonder trade limbo? Because that's shitty, and not all humans are like that.

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Who /everstone/ here
Lv100 Rattata
Lv98 Caterpie
Lv99 Starly
Lv100 Krabby
Lv97 Magikarp
Lv100 Pidgey

>>6953440
>I can hold an entire bag at the moment, haven't tested anything further than that yet. So... about 2 quarts at the moment.
try to work yourself up to a gallon at least, the more you're able to hold the faster you'll be able to hold more etc.

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>>6953819
FUCKING KILL ME

I JUST WANT TO FLY

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>>6953440
I don't even know. I guess could you come and get me?
She's pretty pissed off about me and I don't know how long she holds a grudge, I've never made her mad before.

>>6953819
This Snivy.
I would be a Serperior by now, if I didn't have one. To me, getting bigger is not worth losing my arms and legs.
Hands are awesome.
Plus, I can't spelunk if I evolve.

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>>6953700
>ditched me after they evolved me
humans. amiright?

theres got to be more to it than ditching after evolving you. then again I wouldn't put it past it. humans are terrible.

>>6953708
same

>>6953749
>late 50's level team
do you still train?

>>6953763
I took a couple (hundred) trips through the wonder trade. finally got a human that released me from hell. and by released me he beat me up then left me in some town in sinnoh.

>>6953819
I have one! donno why or what it does. my old "friend" gave it to me.

>>6953852
lol

>>6953749
does that cum stuff really work? or are you just being a kinky fucker stuffing yourself with poke-jizz?

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>>6953819
Waht the fuck? You tryin' wipe the Elite Four with a base evo team to make the books or somethin' pal?

>>6953886
>Plus, I can't spelunk if I evolve.
you the guy who delved into a goodra further up the thread?

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>>6953763
You've got a lot more patience than me. I'm not trying to whitewash things- Team Rocket was a crime syndicate, and I was a criminal for working for them. No amount of deliberately doing my best to not find out what the cargo me and Holly hauled will ever change that. But when I was working for them...I dunno, there was aura of class. Aside from the occasional oddballs they had, it felt like I was part of something big, different from all thematic gangs around. Sure was worlds better than the assholes that took over Pyrite Town.

>>6953852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CMJ_itSU8o

>>6953890
Everstone keeps you from evolving
>>6953930
I do it mainly to piss off other trainers.
You wouldn't believe how many people think I have immortal pokemon.

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>>6953819
Jesu Christi. Look, I ain't in the business of charity, but for fak's sake lemme find you's guy's a stone or somethin'.

>>6953937
Yup. I get squeezed by their cloacas several times a week.
I've done it with a Tyranitar as well.

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>>6953890
They were a youngster, I don't blame em. They'll probably come back for me once theyre older, so for now, I'm living where they last left me until they come back! I think it's just the whole "cute is not good" complex young human boys can have sometimes.

>>6953819
Pair of quilava with matching Everstone necklaces. They thought they looked nice, and I warned them that they wouldn't evolve if they wore them.

I told them I was fine with them not evolving, and after that, they didn't seem to care about it.

>>6953890
>couple (hundred) trips through the wonder trade
>released you and beat you up
You need to find someone that's not an uptight asshole or an arrogant, entitled child. Someone that specializes in weaker or unevolved pokémon would probably be ideal.

>My Garbodor has a huge dick
Well I'm gonna see how it feels to get fucked by trash see ya guys

>>6953890
Why is wonder trade even legal?

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>>6953880
Right, I'll be there sometime tomorrow. Worst case scenario I may have to see if Honchkrow knows a way to get you out
>>6953890
Not very often. When we visit White Forest and Black City I'll battle the locals if my team is up to it. Outside of that we just battle the occasional hiker or Patrat.
There was one occasion were we battled one of those genies.
Pansy flew away at the last second, so I don't actually get to say that I won.

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>>6953979
oh. i dont know what to make of that. I think they thought it was a 'friendsforeverstone'

>>6954012
I don't know why. I think you're really cool. water types are awesome. way better than normal.

>>6954034
there is literally no one that wants a weak normal type pokemon. which is fine. I hate pokeballs. it makes me feel like property anyway.

>>6954059
hope hes hefty (lol)

>>6954072
why are pokeballs even legal?

>>6954080
think you could have won the league? its really tough.

>>6954072
Hope you don't mind me looking in on y'alls conversation. I'm an old-timer (or at least, middle-ager), and I'm kinda out in the boonies. What's this "wonder trade" thing?

>>6954154
You trade your pokemon for a random pokemon from a stranger.

>>6954005
That's pretty hot
I wish I was smaller so I could do that

>>6948167

GIRATINA!

Is there any other answer for a Dragon Tamer?

>>6954190
Unless the NDex is missing an entry, no.

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>>6954177
That sounds...like the the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Why would you risk your pokemon..your friends for who knows what on random chance?

>>6948708

Ahoy fellow Dragon Type trainer!

Being a (extremely kinky) Dragon Tamer (and a woman), if you need any information (or Garchompite) just ask me.

>>6954237
Oh, you're guaranteed a good pokemon, just wondertrade the pokemon you get again 1000 times :^)

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>>6954237
It all begins with a view of pokemon as objects. As well as being able to catch as many as you want and put them in a computer indefinitely.
>>6954080
btw don't use the pc's release function, it just erases the pokemon.

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>>6954133
Maybe. My biggest worries would probably be with Iris. I have faith in my team's abilities, but children as the champions are always particularly worrisome.

Also, I'm going to have to agree with you on Pokeballs. I don't use them myself, but the only case where I could ever see them being necessary would be when trying to go into small buildings.

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Hello from Mahogany Town. How many of you guys know about Pryce?

>>6954133
Would you be averse to being a mascot for, say, a library? The people I work for wanted me to, "donate," a pokémon to their library as one. Not even considering they wanted me to give up a pokémon, which I'd never do, out of the six I have, one's too young to read(they wanted them to be able to read), one hates children(PR-facing duties for mascots are mostly kid-related), one's a trollish robo-ghost that would scramble their sorting system for funsies, one's an ambulatory computer virus that would eat their system, and the other two are fire-types(they didn't even consider them).

You'd get a soft bed, a home with central heating, free food that you don't have to scrounge up, and all you'd have to do is wander around library grounds(lakefront property, big garden, three stories, rural town, etc.), not bite kids, and occasionally do some kind of little presentation on how important reading is(you'd be wearing a speaker, someone would be talking for you, and you'd just have to go through the motions).

>>6954190
I mean... Alolan Marowak kinda looks like a dragon.

>>6954281
There needs to be a new team plasma or some shit.

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>>6954264
>>6954281
It's a shell game...using living critters? That's almost as fucked up as the...sex trade stories you hear rumor about at the truck stops. I mean, sure it not *as* bad as that, but still, that's really gotta screw up those poor pokemon in that wonder trade nonsense.

>>6954286
I heard of him, but that's about it. Going to the gym there would only cause me trouble.

>>6954005

GOODRA DO NOT HAVE CLOACA!

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>>6954282
I'm glad you don't. you are okay for a human. a crazy ass human.

>>6954286
yeah he's a cool dude. I would chill with him.

>>6954307
that does sound kind of nice... depends on where it is. I also look like a stray pokemon.... all mangy n shit.

Funny Wonder Trade story.

I had an extra Dratini once, and decided to Wonder Trade just for the heck of it.

Somehow I got back a Sylveon.

Now, remember that I'm a Dragon Tamer who hates Fairy Types with a passion.

Still, getting an Eeveelution via Wonder Trade was cool.

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>>6954324
>>6954398
Really really, don't use the release function

>>6954281
>Trainers can literally erase a completely sapient, intelligent being from existence.
>Or forget them, and leave them floating in a white void indefinitely, with no way to escape.
Humans sicken me.

>>6954480
Lake of Rage, Mahogany Town in Johto. I have ways of getting places from one place to another, and if I take you into the pokémon center, ball or no, they'll give you a flea bath, treat any actual mange you have, get you up to date on vaccines and such, and I know someone in Goldenrod that does grooming.

>>6954281
>This
>The abused Ziggy
>That restaurant that served pokemeat
My god. N was right.

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>>6954509
It's dark gray, easy on the eyes at least. And I can socialize with the other pokemon in the same file as me, but I'm in an empty one.
Just kind of floating here.

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>>6954548
N did nothing wrong

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>>6954503
>>6954509
Damn, I never realized I... and my line of work back then...

I don't think I can ever look Girafarig or any other pokemon in the eye ever again.

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PUNY HUMAN DEVICE IS EASY TO USE

DIVULGE YOUR SECRETS HUMANS

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT HUMANS BRO!

I TOLD YOU HOUNDOOM!

>>6954660

Ayyy lmao

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>>6954618
From what I've heard N was fucking based.
Too bad his dad was a shit head.

>>6954281
>btw don't use the pc's release function, it just erases the pokemon.
not entirely true, that's where porygon and rotom come from

>>6954689

N! How's Reshiram these days?

>>6954715
Shit, that was meant for >>6954594

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>>6954699
YOUR TAUNT DOES NOT WORK ON ME

GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS HUMAN

>>6954557
Why do I get the feeling that she's going to try and forget about you? Or worse, erase, and replace you? I sincerely hope that doesn't happen, but, considering humans, it's not unlikely.

>>6954307
>The people I work for wanted me to, "donate," a pokémon
Christ
I hope you told them to shove their 'offer' up their collective asses

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>>6954660
All you'll find here is memes and porn

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>>6954495
I hope that dratini got a good trainer. it probably did. people love dratini.

>>6954509
thats what ive been saying.

>>6954660
ayy

>>6954541
I actually like the lake of rage. what's the catch though? why not get a smarter more suited pokemon? like a lapras?

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>>6954557
Don't worry man, I'll be there early tomorrow
>>6954755
All humans have a sensitive spot on our elbows which connects directly to our genitals. Touching it is a very intimate gesture, and results in a permanent mating bond.

>>6954509
>>6954557
Wait, other regions don't have something like poké pelago?

>>6954735
From coding errors that have long-since been fixed.
If it works correctly, which it usually does, it just erases the pokemon.
>>6954761
I hope not, I've been around too damn long to go out like that.

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>>6954755
I'LL NEVER TELL YOU WHERE THE BODIES ARE SPACE JAY BAH-STAD!

>>6954755

42.

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>>6954766
WHAT IS THE CONCEPT OF THESE MEMES
>>6954768
CEASE YOUR AYYING SHALL I GROVEL
OH MY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN OVERLORDS GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS
>>6954803
THANK YOU FOR THIS I DO NOT SEE HOW THIS IS BENEFICIAL BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO USE THIS
HOW DO YOU KILL A HUMAN IN THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY

>>6954825
Ayy lmao

>>6954825
>HOW DO YOU KILL A HUMAN IN THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY
most efficient is to have them die of old age
you don't have to do a thing

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>>6954825
Their brain is actually located in their genitals. Hit them there fur an instant kill.

>>6954825
Memes are powerful concepts that work beyond the universe and can alter reality.
They are metaphysical weapons.

>>6954867
If that was true, you;d be wanted for mass murder by now.

>>6954867

Skitty! Don't Tell him that!

>all this talk about pokémon being erased when released
The storage system doesn't turn them into data, you numpties. Having talked to Bill himself, it's a subspace bubble. Basically a pocket dimension, like a pokéball is.

I mean, it uses the same tech. As odd as it sounds for an apricorn to contain a pocket dimension, it makes less sense for it to be able to turn it into data, when, "data," didn't even exist when apricorns were discovered.

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>>6954819
I WILL FIND YOUR CORPSES
>>6954820
I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS
>>6954843
C E A S E
>>6954858
THAT IS A HUNDRED YEARS
>>6954867
THANK YOU FOR THIS
>>6954871
I WILL LOOK INTO THE POWER OF THESE MEMES

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>>6954755
Well, I'm a washed-up, ex-Team Rocket transport driver. Let's see...I'm currently having an existential crisis, and I'm worried about what Girafarig *really* thinks about me, especially after some of the horror stories I've just heard. That good enough for ya?

>>6954892
You can destroy the bubble...

>>6954898

Go divide by zero.

By the way, ayyy lmao is a meme.

>>6954768
They want either cute or awesome, and they don't want anything that goes onto the lake. Wild gyarados and small children don't mix and having a lakebound pokémon would entice children to swim out to it. Smart does not always equate to cute, so it takes a back-burner.

>>6954898
>THAT IS A HUNDRED YEARS
hey, you asked for the most efficient way
not having to lift a finger seems pretty efficient to me, no?

>>6954898
AYY LMAO

>>6954920
that just shit's the contents of the bubble out into the negative world
the one where giratina slums around when it isn't dicking around our reality

>>6954892
The pocket dimension is catalogued and recorded, when the pokemon is "released", the data leading to the pocket dimension is erased, meaning the bubble still exists, but has no data linking it to a pc account. That is using the older PDSS pcs, newer ones digitize the information in a DSS system instead of connecting to a pocket dimension.

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>>6954909
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO E R A S E YOUR MEMORIES
TOO LATE I AM COMING TO YOUR ABODE
DO NOT RESIST DO NOT RESIST DO NOT RESIST
>>6954925
I WILL LOOK INTO THIS AYYY LMAO MEME
>>6954941
MORE EFFICIENT THAN A HUNDRED YEARS
WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO SHOOT A LASER
>>6954945
AYYYYYYY LMAO

>>6954920
Releasing the pokémon doesn't do that, though. For one, each box is its own bubble, so if you destroyed the bubble to release one pokémon, it would release *all* of them. It just registers where it was caught, or where the closest, highest concentration of them are, and releases it there.

>>6954972
Into the brain

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>>6954879
I'll get there someday, just gotta learn the move "Super Size"
>>6954880
A dick punchin' alien shall be my plague on this world

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>>6954972
AYY LMAO

>>6954965
>newer ones digitize the information
Except, no. They don't. There was mention a thread or two ago about how it was just a series of extradimensional spaces maintained by server farms.

But, hey, if you want to propagate your conspiracy theories, you go right ahead. Enjoy being wrong.

>>6954972
whats your dick like

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>>6955012
THANK YOU MY HUMAN FRIEND YOU WILL BE MY SERVANT
>>6955047
AYYYYYYY
>>6955082
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HUMAN

>>6955048
Enjoy thinking whatever you want to think.
You've probably erased some pokemon and don't want to feel bad, I've worked on those systems before and they aren't good.
You need to transfer your pokemon to a caretaker, or maybe don't have more than six.

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>>6955098
Ayyy wanna swap dick pics

>>6955098
C-can I be your servant too?

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>>6954972
Dammit, where the hell's my ultraball? I got enough problems without some space-critter making things worse!

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>>6954938
y-you think im cute? I don't know if your being serious. no one has ever been that nice to me. especially a human. what's in it for you?

If you're serious I live in Lumiose City in kalos. which is far away to travel for some weak normal type.

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>>6955098
LMAOOOOOO

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>>6955120
I DO NOT
>>6955142
WHAT IS YOUR SKILL HUMAN
YOU MUST BE WILLING TO BETRAY YOUR RACE
CAN YOU DO THAT
>>6955147
UNLOCK YOUR WINDOWS
WAIT
THIS ONE IS OPEN
YOUR CAPTURE DEVICE WILL NOT WORK ON ME
>>6955165
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>6955107
I haven't released pokémon, ever, because it's a dick thing to do. I'm looking at the facts, though, namely: the tech is based off of existing natural phenomena, vis a vis apricorns; I've spoken with Bill before and have my own personal two access point storage server, and know how the fuck it works at least as well as he does at this point; and I've seen the inside of the servers before, guided tour, etc.

So, you enjoy being a dick to people that don't know better. I'm going to enjoy having people watch the pokémon I'm not actively training, and knowing how the one I have, and likely all the other ones that are used, works.

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>>6955187
Alright man, just means you don't get to see the most efficient weapon to kill Flabebes with

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>>6955187
|_ /\/\ /-\ (0)

>>6955187
Does xenophilia count as a skill? And I'm great at betraying.

>>6955214
>>6955107
Regardless of how the system works, it still doesn't help that they're stuck in a inescaple void, and have no choice in the matter.

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>>6955224
WAIT I HAVE TACTICALLY RECONSIDERED YOUR DEAL
I AM INTERESTED
>>6955227
I WOULD CALL THAT PICTURE "BAE"
>>6955243
ARE YOU PURELY LUSTING AFTER MY SEX ORGANS HUMAN
I WILL CONSIDER YOUR DEAL
WHERE CAN I FIND YOU AFTER I AM DONE WITH THIS OTHER HUMAN

>>6955159
I think pretty much all pokémon are cute, but I like fuzzballs like you the most.

I've got a flygon that my parents are watching, plays video games, likes to, "sing," by yelling. He's currently yelling the mouth-noise version of the Mega Mon X theme, backed up by buzzing his wings, because that's his current favorite game. If you're sure you're okay with moving, I'll give him a couple duffel bags for you to load your stuff in and send him your way.

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>>6955187
Let's see...one alien pokemon versus a heavily and illegally modified ultraball. I'd rather not use this, though. Let me make this clear.

I have tons of terrible memories of bad things. Yes, it hurts to feel these feelings and to have these memories... but it's the sum of these memories that makes me who I am. If you erase those memories, you also lose

Every.
Single.
Secret.

There are secrets that the human mind doesn't even know it has. You wipe any of it, especially when the huan doesn't *want* to have it erased....well you've just failed your goal or mission or whatever.

Now, will you reconsider your chosen action, and have plenty of potential secrets.....or are you gonna try something and find out what this modified ball can do the hard way?

>>6955214
Keep on propagating your bullshit, I do IT for the manufacturing of all those pcs and the technology doesn't actually do anything with the pokemon once they get "released"
Good job, you've got a server, any gopnik with half a brain could do that. What I'm saying is the data just gets erased.

>>6955275
You can find me in your bed bby

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>>6955275
Boom. Now pay up.

>>6955354
What's the best way to pleasure a Skitty?

>come back from packing and consoling Cali
>An ayy lmao has invaded the thread and more horror stories pricing that Team FUCKING PLASMA was kinda right
See this is why I never used wondertrade and only ever "captured" two Pokemon, well, three soon, when this egg hatches.
I'm going to be holding my Pokemon closer than normal after reading some of this shit.

(Anyone here play Pokemon GO? Is it worth picking up again?)

(On another note, is it possible to transfer Pokemon from sixth gen to first gen, or only transfer up?)

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>>6955293
uuh how long will it take flyguy to get here?

this is all so sudden.

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>>6955321
OH YOUR KIND WORDS HAVE CAUSED ME TO RECONSIDER
HM
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS AND I WILL LEAVE
YOUR ABODE IS VERY NICE THOUGH
>>6955353
YOU ARE NOT ON MY SHIP IDIOT
WHERE ARE YOU
>>6955354
OH THAT IS ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING
I AM GOING TO VOMIT

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>>6955379
(I stopped playing Pokemon Go because I live in the middle of nowhere surrounded only by Mankeys, but if you live in a city in might be worth getting into again)
(And Pokemon only transfer up, but I think you could get a romhack set in Gen 1 with higher gen Pokemon)
Does it count as catching when you hatch the egg though?
>>6955404
What the fuck dude
You purr-omised dick pics
Pay up man, I ain't gonna disappoint >>6955082
>>6955374
If you don't mind the spikes go for the dick. If you do mind fondle the littles balls on the tail.

>>6955464
...Are the little balls secretly spikey cactus things too?

>>6955464
I never really caught Lune and Cali, they kinda just stuck with me, hence the quotes. But the legal docs all fucking say "captured" even when it's a bred Pokemon.

>>6954184
Yeah, it's pretty fun. Getting squeezed for hours by a Goodra's hot, squishy, slimy pussy is the best.
It feels really good for both of us, as well.
However, it can be really dangerous.
I've nearly drowned/suffocated more times than I can count, and Tyranitar nearly crushes me whenever she climaxes.

>>6955394
Depends on you. If you're ready to go now I can have him out there in a few hours. If you want a day or two to get ready to go, I can have him hold off.

>>6955489
Nah. The only murder weapons on a Skitty are ones that can be well concealed - claws, teeth, penises...
>>6955499
Huh. Fuck the docs then.
>>6955521
>spelunking
Mah nigga.

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>>6955464
MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN IS COMPRISED OF SEVERAL TENTACLES
I WILL NOT PROVIDE PHOTOGRAPHY

I NEED TO LEAVE TO RECHARGE MY SHIP

THIS WONT BE THE LAST YOU SEE OF ME

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>>6955404
It's still a mess. But since you're willing to listen, here's two books of secrets. The first one's a bit dry reading. It's a 4 year long ledger of frieght I was hauling for Team Rocket. I haven't even looked at it, I tried not to. The second one's a lot more personal. It's a couple of diaries I had that span the last 16 years. May not count for much, logistically speaking, but it is pure, subjective life experiences from a human. Every happy moment and terrible tragedy, past dreams, hopes and fears are in these diaries. They may help you out.

Hope you don't mind me keepin' things quiet. Girafarig's asleep. I don't wanna startle her by waking her up.

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>>6955547
s-sure ill go.

Im pretty eager to leave this place. I am always ready to go.

>>6955521
Let it be known I'd trade my worldly possessions for your job, you lucky bastard.

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>>6955603
AH THANK YOU HUMAN
YOU WILL BE SPARED FROM MY WRATH AS WELL
I WILL STUDY THESE AND GET BACK TO YOU TOMORROW
AH
SLEEP WELL OR WHATEVER
GOODBYE
ARRIVEDERCI

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>>6955657
>arrivederci
Smettere di rubare il mio astronauta espediente!

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>>6955603
You bastard
Never fuckin' trust an ayy lmao

>>6955708
FUCK I keep replyin' to the wrong anons
obviously that was aimed at the ayylmao

>>6955552
Spelunking is the best.
You do it to wailords, right?
What are they like?
Tyranitar is less hot and wet, but is much tighter, and clenches extremely hard, to the point of pain. Especially on climax.

Also, want to know something dirty?
I've been up Goodra's other hole.

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>>6955708
What, old ledgers, and the ramblings of a boy turning into a failed middle-aged man? It's well worth not having my mind wiped.

>>6955746
One of her nostrils?

>>6955746
I thought that goodra was a dude

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>>6955761
see >>6955722
>>6955746
Yeah, I spelunk in Wailords
Wet as a swimming pool, temperature is like water at night after its been warmin' up all day, clenches like a vice. Almost drowned the first few times 'cause I couldn't figure out how to get back out after they orgasmed
>the other hole
Can't say I've done that. Find anythin' good?

>>6955833
Do you by chance know a guy referred to as "Catfucker"? You seem like you'd get along well.

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>>6955871
Nah, ne-fur heard of him.

>>6955779
Her butt.

>>6955801
A Goodra's cock is bigger than me.
And I've been inside a male at one point.

>>6955833
Sounds great. I'll dive into a wailord if I ever get the chance.
Anyway, the anus feels a bit different around you.
It's softer, and tighter overall, but not quite as wet or warm. Much harder to breathe in there, as well. Less air leaks in, and the "musk" is quite overpowering.
You pretty much sink into the walls.
It also clenches around you on orgasm. The contractions feel stronger, for some reason. This might be because you usually feel weak and woozy afterwards.

No matter how much they clean out beforehand, you will still get a bit dirty regardless. You are going up an asshole, after all. It's to be expected.
I have smooth scales, so it's easy for me to clean up afterwards. You have fur, though, so it might be much harder.
Overall, if you feel up to it, I would try it. It's fun.

>>6956212
you ever been inside of a human?

>>6956356
No.
It's completely possible to do, it's just that I haven't met a human who wants to shove me up their ass yet.

>>6956212
Dammit, you're making me wish I was tiny.

>>6956418
I'm a lazy fuck, I'd have you climb up my ass instead
-human sizequeen

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>>6956212
I might try it at some point. There's a pool for the Wailords here, so I can purr-obably just sit in there to clean off my fur.
>>6956418
Try one of the anons. They'll probably do it.

>>6955631
He's on his way, be listening for moderately annoying yelling and buzzing.

>>6955464
What parts of the dick are most sensitive?
This is important.

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>>6956654
The very tip where the urethra is located and the two super spiky psuedo-knots at the base

>>6956709
So the part that I need to lick the most is covered in spikes. Ffffantastic.

>>6956727
huh, you're going to fuck a Skitty too?

>>6956776
Is there anyone who isn't?

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>>6956727
It's sensitive because purr-actically nothin' ever touches that shit
Just go for the tip an' the balls on the tail
>>6956825
Skitties are irresistible

>>6956568
It's awesome.
You can fuck really small Pokemon, and go inside bigger ones.
The downside is, you are sort of fragile and weak, so you need to be careful when messing around with bigger mons.

>>6956587
Well, if you ever do, make sure to tell me about it.
I've been inside of a few sheathes/cockslits(male Tyranitar, for example). I always pass out from the sheer intensity of the musk, though.
Knowing male wailords, they'd probably jerk you off at the same time if you did it to them.
If someone brought a legendary in, I could probably crawl up their dick.
One of my fantasies is doing that to Kyogre, and getting shot out when he climaxes.

>>6956570
If you stop by the "daycare" (breeding center) I'm in, I'll certainly crawl up your ass.
Being here for so long has turned me into a bit of a slut.

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>He would fuck a pokemon that isn't fully evolved

This thread has damaged me psychologically. I mean, I was already a degenerate, but at least I wasn't fantasizing about getting shoved in cockslits, raped by a goo dragon, or ripped apart by satanic cat dick

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>>6956973
>daycare slut that goes spelunking
You're like the brother I probably don't have
>>6957154
If it ain't a literal baby there ain't a problem >>6957189
Kinks make e-fur-ything more fun