ITT: Pokemon are real - Part 7 Which of the criminal teams do

>>6958758
You posted it.
Shame Ghetsis fucked everything up.

>>6958758
I haven't kept up much with the news.
Dunno about all teams and gangs running amok.

>>6958781
>Thanks Ghetsis
I wonder if N's splinter group is still active
There were doin' some actually good shit last I checked

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Pokemons are asleep, post humans.

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>>6958758
I want to join Team Galactic. Although I'm not a fan of their outfits, you gotta admit their bases and equipment are badass.

>>6959118
What do they do?
I don't know shit about anything outside of Johto.

>>6959156
I've been working for Team Galactic for a while now, but I'm not entirely sure what we do. Our TV ads say we find new sources of energy, but really, as a grunt, we've just been capturing pokemon for ourselves so we can guard our complexes or escort our superiors. Most of the time I think we're like myth busters, solving the puzzles leading to the pokemon of legends that created the universe. I myself have even been on escort missions to capture these little lake sprites, but I'm not even sure how they're involved in anything. It's not my place to question my superiors anyway.
Pay's good too.

>>6959284
I work for a chemical supply company that receives a lot of orders from Team Galactic.
Looking at their orders, it looks like they're building a bigass bomb or something. Any idea what's up with that?

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>>6957848
>Goodra dick is amazing. I honestly can never get enough of it. Huge, exotic, prehensile, and gives off enough cum to make your stomach bulge. What's not to love?
you enjoy the mating plug?

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Good morning!

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>>6960049
'Sup. How goes the box?

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>>6960520
Weightless, hard to stay awake.
I hope that Anon comes by, it's boring in here.

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>>6960049
Yes it is. Eventful.

>>6960832
Did something bad happen?

>>6960841
He zigged too hard and didn't zag hard enough
He is in the pokehospital

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>>6960841
No i just got into mahogany town to check out that library.
>>6960880
Well i am at the pokecenter lol

>>6960945
Aren't you scared of getting captured?

>>6958758
There was a Team Rocket hideout setup just the next house over from where I live in Mahogany. Literally under my house. The mart was so bad I had to trek through a cave just to get good supplies at Ecruteak City.

The Slowpoke Tails weren't even that good...

>>6959824
My anus is too small to even fit the tip in.
So I've never tried it.
I've had my stomach bloated from their cum, though.

>>6960049
Good morning.
It's good to see you are still around.
The Tyrantrum guy is coming to bust you out, right?

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>>6958758
Team Skull 4 Life

>>6959105
Wait, are you actually a Pokemon? You could be fooling us to get more pics of us.

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>>6961264
This is a RP thread.
The porn thread is here: >>6960994
Please dump there instead.

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>>6958758
PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASMA

>Dumping porn and saging
cuuuuck

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I go to sleep for 2 hours and come back to a thread full of porn. The fuck? I know some of you fuckers are salty about this thread's popularity, but please go to the porn thread for this shit.

>>6961660
Don't ask me man.

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>>6960603
>>6961197
Yeah, I'm here. I don't have money of any sorts, so I'm going to have to challenge her for your honor. What's her team?

Holy fuck that's a lot of porn. Isn't there... You know... An actual Pokephilia thread for that...?

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>>6961709
Fucking shit. I'm going to have to make three threads in one day at this rate.
... I don't think I would mind so much if the porn weren't absolute garbage.
>human tits
>human vaginas
I would say into the >>/trash/ but we're already here.

>>6961660
There is really nothing we can do to counter image spam, aside from waiting for him to get bored and leave.
Could also just be a Rotom.

Somebody dropped off a female Dragonite this morning, and she looks really pent up. Daycare owners are gone (again), so I might "help" her out sometime today.

>>6961722
Anon's just mad because his mom is sending him to conversion therapy again.
>>6961751
Is there something more /trash/ than /trash/?
>>6961761
>Rotom
Hey! We aren't like this.

I'm more concerned by the fact that all the porn is anthro with weird proportions than I am by the RP thread getting spammed to page 10.

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>>6961771
I don't go there often, but I'd say /b/ is fairly trashier now. At least /trash/ has quality sometimes.
It's a good thing 4chan has thumbnails, or else this thread would be a fuckin' bitch to navigate right now.
>>6961761
You goin' for your signature spelunkin' or you got somethin' new planned?
>>6961796
If the spamming anon weren't a mute he would probably answer "garbage porn for a garbage thread"
But honestly his taste is just shit.

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>>6961840
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>>6961761
This shit man

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>>6961948
He'll get bored. Why don't we use up the last of the images to ruin his cuckery?

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>>6961981

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>>6961981
Right. I'll just dump my Skitty collection.
Or my horrifying animal dick collection.
Any preferences?

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>>6961840
I'm going to try both holes, since I've never been inside a Dragonite before, and want to see what they are like.
Bit cautious about going up her ass, though, as its probably been a while since she's cleaned up there. I mean, there are enema kits in the back, so I'll try to convince her to use one beforehand. If she refuses, it's probably not going to stop me; I'm just going to get dirtier than usual.

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>>6961995
I'd prefer Skitty. You scarred Beeheyem enough

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My question is how this fucker solves captchas so fast

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>>6962020

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And bypasses the god damned 1 minute delay between post

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last!

>>6962024
Either bot or passfag.
Not that those are mutually exclusive mind you.

This is not what I wanted to wake up to right before I took my flight to Kanto

We've got thirty replies before new thread, unless people want to push this one to 5th page or something before I make a new one
>>6962049
I can see the "I'm not a robot" button is very helpful. Thanks 4chan.

-Skitty anon

>All this bad porn
>Almost no feral
>Image limit before 300 posts
>Bunch of pissed of RPfags
This is what I get for sleeping in. Bambino.

>>6962072
Well if he has a pass then he doesn't even need to click that button.
Makes it possible to run a dump script.

>>6962109
Makes it kinda funny when you guys were speculating about his motivations and what he would do and how to get back at him when he probably wasn't even here.
Or at least I can't imagine someone dumping manually for that long.

48454c4c4f

>>6962109
>thanks 4chan
>>6962102
The 'no feral' part is what gets me.
>>6962128
Neither can I. I can't even remember which pictures I've used for avatars most of the time.

>inb4 this was a mistake and he just ran his script in the wrong thread

>>6962006
If you don't come back I'll mark your grave as "The Cavern Adventurer"

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>>6962304

Took the liberty to make bread

>>6962313
Thanks anon. I was sorta running out of ideas for topics.

Well, we can always use this thread for its last leg of life.

How long do you think it'll take the dump fag to get bored?

>>6962814
Days.

>>6962822
Fuuuck. Well, I guess we can still be rp fags in the dying threads. Just have to be siggy fags instead of avatar fags.

>>6962814
Man I was afraid these threads would either get spammed to death or abandoned

Look on the bright side. We've got some time to kill until the guy with the awful porn gets sleepy.

Anyone got anything planed to kill time? I'm burning up a few hours on ESO.

>>6962853
Ironically, if we call them Pokephilia threads they probably won't get as much spam
>>6962881
These rp threads were how I burned time, sadly. I might go and draw some of the characters from the thread though.

I just got back from My flea bath and wtf.

-zigzag

>>6962899
I wish i could draw :(

>>6962925
Start off with tracing to get the hang of the hand motions needed, and then move on to free handing simple things such as small animals or early gen Pokemon. The hardest part of drawing is probably getting the proportions right, but with practice you'll get there.

>>6962925
>drawing
>in anything but dirt or stone
Kek, haven't died btw
-Rampardos

>>6962925
Humanoid looking Pokemon porn sounds like your worst nightmare

-skitters

>>6962973
I'm in Nacrene. As a forest hobo I don't have any money to speak of, so it looks like I'm going to have to battle for your honor.
Any idea what her team would be now that you aren't in it?

- Tyrantrum Anon

>>6963090
It was just me

>>6962973
Were you an artist back in the day?
>>6963038
Shivering at the thought. Not even gonna fucking look at that.
-zigzag

>>6963154
Well then. I can't very well battle a human, so it looks like I might have to intimidate her.
Any idea if the lanky guitarist has any Pokemon I have to worry about?
-Tyrantrum anon

>>6961245
the female team skull grunt is one of the few females that i wanna bone

wally is god though

>>6958844
Nice dubs

>>6963194
Not really, I just scratched rocks
>>6963244
I have no idea what he's got, I think I heard him talking about a Staraptor.

t. Rampardos

>>6959422
nice dubs

>>6961233
nice dubs

>>6961245
Guzma is a fuckin' wuss. He never even made good on his purr-omise to beat the shit out of me.
>>6963194
On a side note, the other thread finally hit image limit.
>>6963333
>checked
-skitters

(Is there anything we can do about the shitposter spamming porn in every new thread now?)

>>6963346
Nope
Flee to discord

>>6963355
what discord?

>>6963346
(We can rename the threads and hope he doesn't catch on, but I don't think that will work. We could move it to another site or another board, but I don't think the other anons are too keen about that)

>>6963359
Someone in the other thread said they were making a discord.

>>6963346
Unfortunately, no.
Just wait it out.
He'll get bored eventually.

>>6963374
I didn't even notice, kinda got drowned out in all the porn. How does discord even work?

I'm gonna make a new thread so that we'll have something else to go to when thread #2 hits auto sage. Hopefully by that time the dumper will have hit the image limit