You guys argue over the stupidest shit, you know that?
First 36.
>>6917774
Jan Kubis
>>6917774
Skeleton
>Tell me about it.
>>6917774
Zer0
>>6917774
Tomato
Vert
Colonel Sanders
>>6917774
Baki Hanma
>>6917774
Lolicon duo
Nonon Jakuzure
>>6917774
Kitchen Princess Junko
Scathach
Tensa Zangetsu
>>6917774
Puru Eight
>>6917762 (Raven)
And? Could it not lead to improvement?
>>6917808
Oh, so it was you last thread.
>>6917808
>inb4 assumptions
>>6917774
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>>6917794
>build folder
>see this
O-Oh
Lucifer
Iris Heart
Senshougahara
Nebby
Corbin
>>6917774
The Orb
>>6917774
Loli sneks
>>6917792
Shut the fuck up
You Watanabe
Shion Tachibana
SSJ REEEEE
Hackmon
Hamlet
Taiga Aisaka
Anime girl eating
Eggman-kun
Astarte
>>6917838
Araki Hirohiko
Classy Raven
>>6917811
>sarcasm activated
Oh yes, because I was previously unaware that it was wrong to rape people. How could I have been so wrong? Or maybe I should have drugged them first so they couldn't fight back. Maybe that's it!
Ash
>>6917774
>tfw I started all that stupid shit
fucking kill me now
>>6917814
Yes, all me. Every bit of whatever it is you're talking about.
Hyadain
Kongou
Ghost of Princess Leia
Dat boi
>>6917854
>Junko sitting back, letting her attack force shit on hoshi
>>6917780
Oh...
>It looks down on Reimu
B-but how? I checked the area thoroughly. How did she appeared here?
>>6917774
Kurumi
Late Fumi
Mirai
>>6917870
Kek
Quick-tempered Shitposter
>>6917794
Filler or actual ava?
>>6917774
Fujiwara no Mokou
Lord Beerus
>>6917876
>touches
>>6917850
How am I to know? Your morals could be entirely incompatible with what I have.
Can't Cuck The Tuck Carlson
>>6917846
>Pink hair
>Anime girl
>Hamburger?
Nani Sore?
>>6917889
REEEEEEEEEE
>sperging autistic shrieking
>>6917874
As usual I wasn't looking at all. You know how this goes.
>>6917831
>>6917877
I am unsure as to what you mean by that, but I can assure you that I am no "filler".
>>6917867
All I know is that she never really moves much, it's never too hard to find her. Been leaving her food...lazy bum....
Now bugger off and annoy her or something!
>>6917898
source here
https://myanimelist.net/anime/14811/GJ-bu
>>6917870
>>6917825
>>6917896
PEW
>>6917889
REEEEEEEEEE! DON'T TOUCH ME UNLESS YOU'RE A FUCKING ANIME GIRL YOU FLYING FAGGOT!
>autistic shrieking
>>6917896
>>6917851
>>6917887
>>6917918
>>6917928
I'm probably going to die in horrible ways for this, you sure this is what you want for lil' ol' Kanno? Sure, I'm already used to it.
>>6917898
>bottom lashes
>>6917952
PEEEW
>>6917923
Eh?.. W-well... I don't actually need to let the energy off right now, so...
>>6917917
While it is a little disappointing that I rebuilt the folder for later use it's still good to see someone else use her. Best of luck.
>>6917893
You--
>takes another deep breath
You're going to have to tell me about yourself before we continue. There are a few blanks I need to fill in. Let's start with an easy one. My name is Raven. You are...?
>>6917918
>>6917928
>>6917930
>>6917931
done
BLOODBATH
>>6917931
Thaaaank youu....
>>6917967
I...will take that as an affirmative answer, whatever you are, I appreciate the favor.
>>6917986
And so it begins, violence galore with a fist fight I don't have to worry about becaaaause, defensive spells.
>>6918000
Pew.
>>6917986
These will come in handy.
>>6917982
I am Puru Eight. How is this relevant?
>>6917986
For some reason, I didn't expect that to work.
>>6917986
Oil, flour, more oil, chicken, oil, grease, oil, that ought covah it!
>>6917978
Oh? Was there another version of myself here already? I would not want to step on anyone's toes if that were the case.
>>6917986
I hope you prepare yourself well to fight the Goddess of Leanbox.
>>6917991
>head pats for you're welcome
>>6918033
There was once but don't worry about it.
>>6917822
Old Iris?
>>6918023
>>6917986
The general is a good and alive men!!
Bag
>>6917986
DAY ONE
>>6918016
Nevermind that right now; you'll just get a headache. Are you some sort of pilot?
>>6918062
Get
>>6918046
If you insist, I will not worry.
>>6918071
If you continue to be slow and drag on then I will have to put an end to you myself. Next time, do be quicker.
>>6917978
>Vert was going to play Vert again
F U C K
U
C
K
>>6918062
>>6918071
Thanks for hosting, jewman.
>>6918062
>>6918071
Now wait a country-fried second. You're that there science woman who hadn't evah heard a KFC before!
>>6918056
Heavens to Betsy, you need some quality cookin in you yestahday! Nothin but skin and bone, and skin left town!
Hax everybodies Mind
Hg isn't as autistic without Megane
>>6918071
This is abhorrent.
These performers lack style and grace.
Just leave already.
Am I just in time for another shitposting sesh?
>>6918071
30 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>6918123
Missed it
>>6918123
No. You missed it by like 20 minutes.
>>6918116
That is actually pretty handy if its in the right deck
>>6918124
Smaht of em, can't use my likeness without payin royalties, ehhehehehehe!
>>6918125
>>6918131
Dang it...
>>6918123
You want one kouhai?
>>6917923
>Are you gone?
>>6918124
>She doesn't have anything to leave.
>>6918074
>She nods stiffly.
I'm a mobile suit pilot, for Glemy Toto's Neo Zeon.
>>6918138
I can cause another one
>>6918124
I will kill her first,
though I do have one question:
How does one kill ghosts?
>>6918071
Stop moving !! I need to practice my archery
>>6918113
Yay!! the flesh is weak, and with the time usually you lost it.
>>6918124
Shoot... I need to be more vigilant in the future to prevent these things. Perhaps a handheld would be better for that?
>>6918142
Bert? Why, I do not know who you are, but thank you for such a cute nickname!
>>6917976
>>6918145
>Sorry, just not been in much of a mood for things lately.
And your point is? You're the one responsible for busting open my tank! I couldn't care less if you want to be here!
>>6918173
Vert a shit
Guys.
Hey guys.
Look at me.
>shitposts furiously
>>6918071
>>6918113
But I did hear about it, Colonel. I'm just used to order something else when I'm hungry, roast beef and sushi to be more precise.
>>6918124
Not like I didn't saw that one coming considering that one's more mad in the head than I am.
>>6918124
Skipped some peace.
28 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
>>6918192
REEEEEE
>triggered mentally ill shrieking
>>6918136
Not really
it's too slow for an effect that doesn't properly effect the board
>>6918192
Not now.
>>6918173
Bert-chan.
>>6918194
It is strategy.
Now that I have earned her trust,
she's an easy kill.
>>6918192
Love you too Adachi. I'll always be your friend.
>>6918194
DAY THREE
>>6918214
I know that, but knowing your opponents hand can be great in combo of other cards
It would be better if it was a spell card I have to agree
>>6918231
...I don't even breathe...
>shitposts even harder to maintain relevancy
Am I triggering you autists yet? Want some cheeseburgers?
>>6918184
>Blanc
>>6918219
A spider lady? How curious! Who might you be?
>>6918194
You may have the bigger weapon, but do you know how to properly use it?
>>6918231
Oh! A prince you say? How regal! Here, you can use this more than I can.
>>6918245
I heard Aussa loves cheeseburgers.
>>6918178
>It's ok. For me it's 3:10 AM, so I must go to sleep anyways. There is one thing happened lately, that set me in bad mood, so I kinda understand what you are feeling. Well, anyway, goodbye.
>>6918260
>>6918245
Cleveland is worse than Detroit.
>>6918159
Uh, yea and verily, not the sort a speech mammy raised us with, but ah can try to work out your meanin. Forgive an old farm boy if you will, nevah did spend much time in school.
>>6918193
Well buttah my biscuit, the old tickah isn't tockin quite right these days. Did ya evah reconsidah after that there free sample?
>>6918231
This ain't a rodeo, little lady! What in blazes
>>6918231
>Nani?
Only one dollar?
>>6918269
At least you correctly spelled Cleveland.
>>6918260
Aussa DOES love cheeseburger! You should find her and ask her if she wants some.
>>6918240
But do you even lift?
>>6918259
No one of importance really. Just a disgusting bug that makes the occasional mess here and there.
>>6918150
I'll note that down for later. May I ask why you find it so difficult to read people?
>>6918231
24 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
Notice how Adachi and Junko are always around after a thread of Hoshi hateposting and general autism.
>>6918264
>Sorry. Have a good night.
>>6918289
He's hard to track down. Probably hiding underneath his desk in fetus position with Vino next to him once hearing the sound of cheeseburger.
>>6918291
If you are asking
if I weight train, I do not.
It is not needed.
>>6918308
It's true...
I'm not even pro-hoshi but seriously they could at least hide that.
>>6918270
Receiving a KFC bucket from a ghost isn't enough to replace my taste, but at least it became a new addition to my diet.
Post favorite and least favorite shitposters
>>6918270
Don't worry sir, is normal. Maybe someday you could join to me and the others skeletons.
>>6918306
Sorry lady, but you were a fucking asshole.
Post friends
>>6918143
>>6918155
No that's okay. I just wanted to RP today if thats okay with you fine gentlemen.
>>6918308
>BOOGEYMAN INTENSIFIES
>>6918317
I think I caused her to develop a phobia of cheeseburgers along to go with the phobia of being touched.
>>6918306
And that was supposed to be a lethal shot, that grappler is something else...
>>6918334
Myself
(You)
>>6918334
Favorite: me
Least favorite: rest of you
>>6918312
>You don't have to apologise to me. Instead, let me thank you.
>>6918302
Disgusting? I would not go that far to berate you, you are just... different.
>>6918306
Though perhaps it is you who should be paying attention.
>>6918304
...Does "I've spoken more in the past few days more than I have in my entire life beforehand" justify it well enough?
>>6918306
I don't get this. Do you?
>>6918334
All shitposters are bad.
>>6918306
DAY FOUR
>>6918334
Favorite: Anyone that isn't Rinoa
Least Favorite: Rinoa
>>6918361
but what if they're friendly shitposters
>>6918361
>implying it isn't what keeps us alive but kills us at the same time
Modern day hg is oldfags who didn't give in and newfags who haven't been hit
>>6918375
What kind of phobia should I help Aussa develop next? I need suggestions here and I'm being pretty serious.
>>6918306
Sounds like some fool thing I mighta wrote if I evah learned to write well.
>>6918359
I'm sure that's a part of it, but you could still be a silent observer. Let's get to what you just said, though. Kindly explain why that was the case.
>>6918357
You clearly have no idea who I am them. How about later on you come over to my place? I have some fun games in mind that I want to try out.
>>6918334
The best shitposter is the one everyone openly hates. Because then you know they're objectively doing their jobs like Hoshi and Bolin.
>>6918396
Pizza or Vinophobia. Hard mode would be autismophobia.
>>6918380
But Im not even a shitposter.
>>6918396
Agoraphobia
>>6918410
#truth
>>6918411
>tfw your mom has this
It sucks.
>>6918367
19 tributes remain.
NIGHT FOUR
>>6918410
>t. Hoshi
>>6918404
Would Aussa implode and take all of HG with her if I accomplished this? Are you SURE about wanting me to do that?
>>6918411
You guys want me to make Aussa have a fear of HG so they never return, don't you?
>>6918402
What kind of games do you have in mind then? And you still have not told me your name.
>>6918367
I apologize for this girls, but we require those goods.
You should be fine with what you have on you however.
>>6918424
...
>>6918430
Yeah. This corpse has got too many blow flies on it. Take head autist away and it'll die for sure.
>>6918430
It'll make me one step closer to being best newfag
>>6918429
All I care about is the games and RP. Nothing I've ever done would ever tarnish my promises and contributions to the games.
>>6918424
>tfw arachnophobia and claustrophobia combined
>>6918424
>Agi spell go
>And then we had fire
That should do it. Let's sit around that fire instead of sharing our corporal heat. Thank me later.
>>6918450
>you
>RP
How long do you have to be in HG to be a midfag?
>>6918450
>Rinoa
>rp'ing anything but a kissu
Top zozzle
>>6918424
DAY FIVE
Anime girl eating is fucking pissed.
>>6918456
Wanna come to my attic?
>>6918436
Fun games. The name is Rachnera by the way, nothing fancy about it.
>>6918472
Maybe tree fiddy
>>6918472
I think there was just a time period that happened once and is over. Everyone past that point is on a different scale
>>6918409
>Take a rest wiggons, good bed.
>>6918401
I only reaffirmed orders, followed them out, and reported upon it. When we were done, we waited. Simple, yes?
>>6918424
You deserve this.
>>6918486
I will once Colonel Sandman comes calling, which is whenever he dies in the game. Good bed Kugs
>>6918479
NIGHT FIVE
>>6918445
>>6918446
Alright guys, I'll do it for you two.
I just have to get to the lab and start creating schemes and special shitpost potions, maybe I should wear my Boogeyman costume to help with the effectiveness of said potions.
I'll try really hard to accomplish what you're asking, and I hope I end up making you guys proud of me after it's all said and done.
>>6918483
>tfw you live in an attic which created both fears
Fucking kill me
>>6918494
Quite simple, but it doesn't mean you can't talk to people outside the context of your combat service. You didn't just sit around twiddling your thumbs in between missions, right?
>>6918479
Surely you cannot believe that you have bested me?
>>6918521
I apologize, I cannot read these scribbles. Though it should be expected from a being like yourself.
>>6918483
Beat em up? Shooter? RPG? What sort of game are you refering to, Rachnera?
>>6918467
>>6918474
No you don't understand. My RP career is an unstoppable legacy that overshadows every other RP across the internet. You're lucky you even got to witness my greentext storytelling in all of its glory.
>>6918530
I could help you come over one of those fears.
>>6918535
Shoot em up.
>>6918524
God speed Adachi.
>>6918534
I did not communicate nor socialize beyond that. They would not have me regardless.
>>6918546
Well, come on one of them at least
*Ba dum tsh*
>>6918521
DAY SIX
There's a big wall of dust on the horizon. You guys better be prepared.
>>6918546
Is that... is that an innuendo?
>>6918563
Dude she's interested. Go for it!
>>6918546
>tfw you will never come over a giant spider with tiddies
Mixed feeling desu.
>>6918571
S-she's a spider though...
>>6918552
>somewhat taken aback
Okay, that's just crazy. What the heck did they have against you talking to them? Being a team requires bonding outside fighting as well.
>>6918546
Oh! Which game is it? Perhaps we could play online instead?
Though I am surprised a being like yourself is interested in games like these.
>>6918562
Ah... so this is defeat then. Perhaps, next time.
>>6918562
ARENA EVENT
Holy shit and it's one that never shows up, too. With how often the prairie fire arena pops you wouldn't believe I have 8 different arenas.
>>6918585
She's pretty sensitive about humans treating her like shit because of that, you know.
>>6918587
I was not a teammate. I was a weapon. Would you enjoy having your tools talking up?
>>6918562
Eats a scorpion? i can do it. Give me the fucking bug!!
>>6918597
I don't know how i did it but i am fine.
>>6918585
I used to be terrified of spiders and bees until I read a bit about them and learned what makes them bite/sting and what doesn't. Really to get a spider to bite you you'd have to really scare it or piss it off, and bees will only sting you if you trap it or get too close to it's hive.
The only bug you should run from is wasps. Those fuckers are mean and will literally sting you for no reason. As well as mud up the side of your house with their parasite filled nests.
>>6918601
I HAVE AN INNATE F-FEAR OF SPIDERS DESU! ITS NOT MY FAULT IM NOT A PERVERT WHO JUST WANTS TO... TO... DO THIS THINGS!
>>6918597
8 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX
>>6918607
Listen, if you have an important role, you're a teammate. They may not want to admit it, but it's the truth. Would they have a greater chance of failure without you?
>>6918620
Look at her. She's not one bit scary, and you're acting like it's the end of the world. Imagine how that makes her feel.
>>6918555
>>6918563
It was indeed.
>>6918576
Just give me the signal and I'll see what I can do.
>>6918589
The games I have in mind are more suited for...Co-op.
>>6918631
Undoubtedly. My siblings compose a significant portion of our forces, but we were always intended to be disposable.
>>6918637
>implying I have friends
Pfffft.
>>6918630
You know what's good after a death filled arena event?
THE FEAST
...
Th-that poor fucking skeleman... Anime girls really are heartless creatures straight from the void. *shudders*
Not to mention she has two skeletons inside her now.
>>6918632
YOURE A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH! L-LOOK AT HER FUCKING HANDS MANG! THAT AINT FOR HOLDING!
>>6918637
I am sorry, but who are you? I have not seen you before.
>>6918660
A shooter game with only offline co-op? Is this an older title perhaps?
>>6918637
You make that sound good like it's a horrible thing.
>>6918637
>We never spoke really, b-baka
>>6918637
Oh yes, the kinky private logs. Show me.
>>6918661
Makes you a member of the team, no matter the intent of your existence. What exactly are you, then? To the average person, you appear to be another average person.
>>6918637
>>6918342
I don't have friendos here. I am only a lonely skeleton
>>6918667
>That looks like a vore event...
How? so if she wins i win?
>Tfw no loud house avas
>>6918671
She's not some instinctual beast that will lash out for no apparent reason. She's not going to hurt you.
>>6918660
Capture and rape the Vert, Vert.
>>6918660
Is it OK if I come over and we just hang out? You're pretty, but I'm not really interested.
>>6918698
>tfw you kill yourself
Feelsgoodman .png
>>6918637
They don't need to see that shit.
>>6918695
S-Sure.
>>6918667
DAY SEVEN
Not even wagons are safe these days.
>>6918671
They can hold a few things.
>>6918677
You never played split screen? Kids these days.
>>6918710
By hanging out do you mean me wrapping you up and suspending you from the ceiling?
>>6918708
I'm getting to that shhh.
Name five oldfags who still play hg.
Protip: You can't.
>>6918723
So since someone picked Vert back up who will you go for now?
>>6918723
Uh, sure? No inappropriate touching though.
>>6918708
I'm sorry?
>>6918723
I have, I have! It has just been a lo-
Are you trying to trick me by using my weakness?
>>6918736
>Maybe Pururu or someone else, I have no idea really.
>>6918723
EEEEEHHHHHH??!?! YOUVE GOT NICE TITS BUT-
>the anon realizes what he just said and slowly begins backing away
>>6918719
5 tributes remain.
NIGHT SEVEN
>>6918759
DAY EIGHT
It's all over next slide.
>>6918690
Not when you're easily-replaceable. They find us...unsettling regardless.
I'm a cloned cyber-newtype, with the sole intention of being a weapon. That is all.
>Tfw missed Yuno`s game
kill me fampai
>>6918768
ONLY 2 TRIBUTES REMAIN
NIGHT EIGHT
MURDEROUS GAMES 170 WINNER BAKI HANMA VERSUS SENSHOUGAHARA
BOTH HAVE TWO KILLS UNDER THEIR BELT, IT'S AN EVEN MATCH
BUT
WHO
WILL
WIN?
>>6918773
me to
>>6918773
>pets
You'll get in the next one for sure.
>>6918746
Well if I were really trying to take advantage of your weakness I'd say I have a wide variety of yaoi doujin ranging from love stories to naughty butlers.
>>6918760
Some things take time. It won't do me any good to rush into things.
>>6918751
>the door behind you suddenly closes and locks itself
But we were going to have fun and enjoy ourselves.
>>6918742
No promises but I will try to refrain myself.
>>6918770
Would this be a good time to tell you that we have a cyborg on our team? If they bothered to give you faces and voices, they can't see you as 'that' expendable. Besides, you're not being a weapon right now, so maybe there's more to you than you think.
>>6918791
Araragis waifu will win.
>>6918791
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW TWO TIME WINNER BAKI HANMA!
Less than ten people have ever received this special purple ribbon, I hope you feel special.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlotdBbCSwU
thanks yuno
>>6918808
Boi
>>6918812
Placements, and thanks for playing.
Happy trails.
>tfw you will never talk to Yuno
>>6918821
Thanks for hosting and congrats.
>>6918812
Congratulations.
>>6918821
Thank you for hosting.
>>6918798
W-What? Y-You're kidding right!?
>Vert takes a step back, visibly shocked at the pinpoint attack
>>6918808
Thank you for the game, and congratulations to the winner.
>>6918830
me to
>>6918821
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6918799
...It's the term for those who have their abilities genetically-enhanced.
>She scowls a bit at nothing in particular.
Is is really a name when it's our progenitor's last name and a number? I just have nothing else.
>>6918821
Congratulations. And thank you.
>>6918798
You better let me tickle her tummy once you capture her.
>>6918812
>>6918821
Congratulations to our winner and thanks for hosting for all these punching bags.
>>6918821
>Thanks for hosting.
>>6918821
Adequately done, player and host.
>>6918857
I can't imagine you've given it much thought, but perhaps choosing a name for yourself would be a good start.
>>6918844
I know more than what you might believe. You are more than welcome to view my collection if you desire to do so.
>>6918838
When you word it like that it's almost as if you want to do lewd things. But that's just my over active mind at work.
>>6918865
Only if you don't mind sloppy seconds.
>>6918798
>he chokes on his spit and vomits violently on the spider, unable to endure the stress of the situation
NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO! NO GOD! NO!
>he kicks the door multiple times while she wipes the vomit off of herself, but it doesn't budge
>>6918890
>She's silent for a long moment.
...Eight differentiates me from them. Would that be necessary?
>>6918830
It's underwhelming, but we can talk if you want, Anon.
>>6918903
I really don't, that was always the awkward thing. You're so naturally lewd that not wanting to do lewd stuff is like asking to do lewd stuff with a typical woman
>>6918667
Precisely my dear ! Having no friends either, that's what make us friends by default.
>>6918677
We've met in a past life. Don't worry too much about the details.
>>6918679
Well my friend, you must have misinterpreted the tone of my voice. OF COURSE it's a great thing to be Seth Rollins' best friend. It's the number #1 wish on makeawish.com after all. Kids just love that guy, I can easily see why.
>>6918684
There's plenty of time ahead to do that then. Tell the Man about everything you want, he'll listen to every bit of it ! (And make sure to gossip about it)
ERHM thinking out loud again h-haha..
>>6918690
My, you know me better than that my good friend. Everybody knows I wouldn't EVER tell anyone about my friends and I intimate escapades.
>>6918691
:^)
>>6918717
Indeed they don't, we would break the entire market if we did ! Can you imagine if the neighbor saw just a glimpse of it ? They would all drink the kool-aid knowing they could never in their lives replicate such "bro beauty".
>>6918821
And thanks for the show my good friend. Alas, we still have to work on our friend bond so that every time you host I get cosmically notified of your game happening. But make no mistakes, I'll win the next, the after next, and even the after next next game you host !
>>6918903
You play a hard game Rachnera. And though I have my suspicions, I feel I have no choice but to accept.
>>6918936
I suppose I shouldn't, but you should tell me who you are at the very least.
>>6918903
S-Sloppy seconds? It's just a tummy tickle, what could you possibly do to make it constitute "sloppy seconds?"
>>6918909
I got you man! Just keep trying to smash the door
>he starts trying to pry the door open to save thr anon
>>6918921
Are you the one playing Madoka?
>>6918984
Yeah that's Madoka
Am I so new that I don't even know who the fuck a newfag like crendor is?
>>6918991
Crendor doesn't really visit the threads anymore. Probably the most hilarious broken English this side of Cody, and knows it.
>>6918924
I can't help how i was raised you know?
>>6918909
You're going to learn today. On how spiders are beautiful creatures.
>grabs the anon by the ankles and drags him into the shadows
>>6918936
I have a few other things on my plate at the moment. Maybe next time hmmm?
>>6918956
It's best if you figure that out for yourself. I have all sorts of things I want to try out.
>>6918954
It must be my lucky day. I gained a new friend and we'll be playing all sorts of games soon. Any questions you might have about me will be resolved later, that i can assure you. You will learn that I can be very fun.
>>6918984
>Yes.
Are images loading slowly for anyone else?
>>6919008
>kissu
>>6919012
>yee
>>6919006
Yeah, yeah. Anyways, time for bed for me. No molesting me in my sleep! See you later.
>>6919006
You don't even have a ponos, you have no way of making sloppy seconds.
>>6919006
>breaks down the door and grabs the anon's arms before you drag him away
NO! NOT LETTING ANOTHER MAN GET KILLED!
>>6919006
N-NOOOOOoooooo...
>his voice slowly becomes quieter and quieter as he is dragged away from his only chance at escape
>>6918936
If I were a wrestler would all my best friends be little kids too?
>>6918918
I dunno. Sounded like you were pretty unhappy at your current naming arrangement just then.
>>6918936
You have my blessing, just this once. Go ahead.
>>6919012
Yeah, it's been like that for two-three days now.
should i fag lori from Loud house?
>>6919006
I have a bad feeling about this...
Lead on, Rachnera.
>>6919052
Nah, you should probably kill yourself
Name a midfag that you dislike
>>6919074
Rinoa
>>6919074
All of them
>>6919047
>And now silent for even longer.
...I did?
>>6919031
I was just using the term lightly. Unless Darling decides he wants a slice of the pie.
>>6919029
No promises. Goodnight Anon.
>>6919035
>>6919042
Let him go. I saw him first and he is now my property to do with as I plea-
>>6919076
Oh...I'm sure a little thread can fix that.
>>6919066
You shouldn't. I'm not as awful as some make me to be. I'm just a lonely attic spider is all.
>>6919076
SHIT! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
>>6919110
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
>>6917822
This ava open for grabs?
>>6919100
You were gonna kidnap and murder him! This is all your fault you creepy spider!
>>6919085
>smirks
Yes, you did. That's what we call "frustration". Pretty easy to read. Whether that was your intent or not, it was pretty clear what I saw and heard.
>>6919100
If you make cummy on the Very tummy there will be hell to pay.
There are good people that only have 1 ava like Raven,mokou and ocelot and then there are autists that have over 10.
>>6919182
>ocelot
Lmao way to discredit your entire post
>>6919144
This sort of individuality is something I'm still trying to understand, okay?
>>6919203
At least he hosts
>>6919145
You'll have to tell that to Darling, not me.
>>6919138
Murder? I had no such intentions. Me and the anon had a play date and you just had to stroll in and mess everything up.
>>6919187
Ugh...
>stuffs everything back inside ad uses a needle and her own thread to stitch you back up, sloppily
>>6919187
Josuke isn't here so I could try this...
>slowly puts you back together and erases the tear to fuse your body together
>>6919215
>hosts
BAHAHAHAHAHA
First 36
>>6919215
Even if that were true, Hoshi hosts too, so what's your point?
>>6919225
>He doesn't host
BAHAHAHAHA
>>6919182
Not true.
Mokou has Black Void.
>>6919219
Then what were you gonna do to him in that dark room you were dragging him into there?
>>6919227
Okuyasu NIjimura
>>6919231
You prefer hoshi over Ocelot?
>>6919210
I know, I know...but the fact you're trying at all means you're more than just a tool for war. Or, perhaps more importantly, you see yourself as more than just a tool for war.
>>6919246
Play games obviously.
I'll host in like 5 minutes
...Don't worry about me, i just missed my umbrella. nothing special
>>6918954
Who am I you ask ?
Who in the hell could I possibly be ?
Good question my friend, a question I'm not used to answer if I gotta be honest. I mean, from just the sight of my beautiful blonde hair streak the whole world get on their two feet to welcome their savior. As I walk down the ramp the cheers and applauses are so loud you'd be able to hear even if you were locked in a soundproof room.
And finally, as I take the pose on top of the globe, the human race has only three words on their lisps:
"SETH"
"FREAKIN'"
"ROLLINS"
Remember these three words my friend, they are commonly admit as the most important words in our language.
>>6919006
Sure thing ! Wherever you're having a hard time, never forget to cal the 555-SETHGOD-123 phone line. On 24/7, always there for his friends.
>>6919044
Little kids, soccer moms, big sweaty men, grumpy grandpas.. even aliens ! Wrestling' friendship is universal, that's why we have a title literally called the Universal Championship.
>>6919047
Well if you insist..
Oh but would you look at the time ? I'm late for my weekly wrestling watch ! My other friends must be dead worried !
Unfortunate I know, but you know what they said, a WRESTLING friend comes before all !
It was nice visiting you my friends. Take good care of yourselves and don't forget to tune in your TV to catch up with Big Bro Seff winning all the titles !
>>6919250
What kind of beyond fucked up reading comprehension do you have to possess in order to draw that out of that post?
>>6919241
She retired it like two weeks ago.
>>6919292
>>6919220
>>6919219
>the anon gasps for air like there's no tomorrow as soon as the combined efforts of the two come to fruition
Huuuh... this is why I hate spiders...
>he glances up at the two and slowly but surely stands up with a pale face
T-thanks for a-all the help... I'll be g-going n-now...
>he then falls to the floor, unconscious and unaware
>>6919279
What kind of games?
>>6919287
>takes off his jacket and covers you
Here, you'll catch a cold.
>>6919287
Why comment on it, then?
>>6919270
>Eight lets out a wince as she grabs at her head.
I...almost miss how simple it was.
>>6919231
Hoshi has more than one avatar, Ocelot does not.
>>6919324
Ocelot is Dr. Pig.
>>6919292
You have yourself a fine day.
>>6919182
I don't even rp yet I have 5 avatars
>>6919100
Well, lets get to playing this game of yours shall we?
>>6919292
Seth Rollins?
Never heard of you, but I will remember that.
>>6919314
>>6919315
>picks up the anon and places him in her hammock
Tuckered out already, no fun at all.
>>6919292
I don't have a phone.
>>6919300
That's disappointing.
>>6919342
>>6919314
I can get you back up to your feet.
>picks you up and gets you to a hospital
>>6919358
Shoo. She's mine to play with.
>>6919342
Yes, let us be on our way Lady Vert.
>>6919292
Taking "saved by the bell" to new limits, aren't you? Don't worry; I'll refresh your memory when you have more time.
>>6919316
>observes you for a few seconds, but continues nonetheless
What, just keeping to yourself and doing nothing more than what was required? I tried that for a while. It wasn't the greatest. I still value my privacy, but it's also good to get out and look for something a little more complex.
>>6919384
If she doesn't like me it's your fault.
Alright, first 36
>>6919315
Thanks.. but i'm fine
>>6919316
And why not do it?
>>6919397
Rinoa
>>6919397
Rachnera
>>6919358
Can I help you little girl? I am currently indisposed.
>>6919384
Mmhmm. What else can you tell me about this game?
>>6919397
Vert
>>6919397
Clementine
>>6919397
Vi
>>6919410
>tickles tummy
>>6919397
Renge Miyauichi
>>6919397
Anime girl eating
>>6919397
Anne Hanakoizumi
>>6919397
Kongou
>>6919397
Rattlesnek
>>6919397
Sleepy Godot
>>6919397
Kageito
>>6919397
Tensa Zangetsu
>>6919397
Fred Durst
>>6919397
Mother
>>6919397
Senshougahara
>>6919389
That was all I was made for. I never wanted for anything beforehand.
>She winces again, louder.
I...can't keep this up. I have to go.
>>6919401
I just don't get why...nevermind. Too tired...
>>6919397
Puru Eight
>>6919397
A cute loli
>>6919397
Kneesocks Daemon
>>6919397
Jan Kubis
>>6919431
change filename to bitch chilling.
>>6919397
Princess Knight Catue
>>6919397
Ichigo Kurosaki
>may host after this
>or pick up roster if this is bait
>all depends on my internet
>>6919397
Shoukin Kagerou
>>6919401
If you need help, I am here. So how was your day?
>>6919397
Jack Spicer
>>6919397
Nell
>>6919397
Rin Hoshizora
>>6919452
KNEEEEESOCKS
>deepthroats your horn
>>6919460
>this always happens
>>6919397
Pratty
>>6919456
Your eyes are malfunctioning. I am clearly not a female canine.
>>6919397
Fumi Kanno
>>6919397
Amy Sorel
>>6919422
I'm not ticklish there. Nice try though.
>>6919412
>>6919393
That kid you're talking to is actually a boy. And he wants to do very mean and nasty things to you.
>>6919483
>tickles armpit
>>6919397
Sleepy Hungry Baited Autistic Sicktard
>>6919483
>I'm not ticklish
Good to know once Darling is finally going to make love to you.
>>6919483
>tickles thorax
>>6919397
Brendon Urie
>>6919483
>>6919412
sigh...
>>6919501
There there
>>6919448
Hey, you gonna be alright? I haven't pushed too hard, have I?
>>6919483
Really? But he wears a girl's school uniform with a girl's hairstyle... curious. And what makes you think that he wants to do mean and nasty things to me?
>>6919501
>Vert examines the boy
You don't look that mean or nasty.
#bringSunsetback
>>6919475
make a proper entry
2 more
>>6919522
Frank
>>6919508
Not fair.
>>6919515
That's becase I'm not!
>>6919511
>She stumbles away without a word
>Eight
>>6919474
>Kneesocks pries the anon off her horn, then smacks him, for good measure.
Learn restraint, you troglodyte! You don't just latch onto others horns, It's uncouth. Then again, I shouldn't expect anything less from a degenerate like yourself. May I suggest a long walk off a short pier? It might do you some good.
>Kneesocks Daemon