/scaly/ - Scaly General #163 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

File: 1482647601416.jpg (79KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 500x500px

And two threads that may or may not interest you
>>6851905
>>6884308

File: tmp_25104-1482593076317923479544.png (389KB, 943x1323px) Image search: [Google]

389KB, 943x1323px

Can we get some Christmas cuddles in this thread?

File: tumblr_nz5lnvBRCz1qlwf80o1_500.jpg (119KB, 500x694px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 500x694px

>>6889939

File: 1420759904905.png (125KB, 1027x717px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 1027x717px

>>6889939

File: ss+(2016-12-03+at+03.30.59).jpg (13KB, 136x226px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 136x226px

merry christmas, /scaly/
hope you're having a better time than I do

File: 1482650551820.png (115KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1200x1600px

>>6890434
Aww, not having a good time?

Well, /scaly/ is always welcoming for you to warm up with other scales.

>>6890468
thanks.
and nah, not really. holidays just get me more mopey since i got no one to spend them with
rip

File: Alan1.png (614KB, 3200x2112px) Image search: [Google]

614KB, 3200x2112px

From the last thread
>>6881134
>>6881336
>>6881526

Here's the first part of that story I was talking about, and a pic to go along with it.
http://pastebin.com/bq9dGh7y

File: a very mery chrismas.png (103KB, 1600x997px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 1600x997px

Have a very mery Christmas, /scaly/!

File: 1457832566947.jpg (276KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 1000x750px

>>6890530
Added to the writebin.

>>6890539
And Merry Christmas to you, anon!

File: 1469759772758-2.jpg (40KB, 823x465px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 823x465px

>>6890582
Sweet thanks,
Gonna get a part two done sometime this week or next week, hopefully.
>>6890539
Merry christmas

How would you spend Christmas with your scaly lover(s)?

>>6890539
welcome to china motherfucker

File: b-baka.png (215KB, 446x471px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 446x471px

Wanna fuck Tama, etc

File: IMG_20161225_125027.jpg (104KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 768x1024px

Holiday herps

File: IMG_20161225_125109.jpg (36KB, 500x334px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 500x334px

>>6891084

File: IMG_20161225_125112.jpg (31KB, 460x314px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 460x314px

>>6891088

>>6890945
Havent seen you in a long time

HAPPY HANUKKAH!

>>6890530
>Pomf
>What are we gonna do on the couch?

>>6890530
I'll give that a read and post some feedback here once I get some free time.

>>6890582
Mind adding this too?
https://www.sofurry.com/view/1111378

File: CHbuq5XUEAAYy8z.png-orig.png (688KB, 800x1076px) Image search: [Google]

688KB, 800x1076px

>>6889762
Ooh! The saurian thread got mentioned in the main scaly thread! Sweet!

>you will never splash semen against the vulva of a scaly bitch

File: 58378249_p0_master1200.jpg (87KB, 480x335px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 480x335px

>>6891557
Their interests are mainly scaly stuff, so of course!

>>6891554
Yeah, I'll add it in.

Pls post your favourite scalie in respince to this.
I am very open minded and I want to scale-ify my waifu. I need inspiration.

File: bellydancer.jpg (203KB, 706x950px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 706x950px

>>6891688

File: Screenshot_2016-12-25-14-26-29-1.png (236KB, 670x746px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 670x746px

I wanted to draw something but I'm only on my phone so this is the best I can do.
Have a Christmas Snek from Santa

File: Coral's Snake Oil Lotion 5-5.jpg (247KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1280x1024px

>>6891688

File: 1435388726389.jpg (96KB, 919x1000px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 919x1000px

>>6891894
I love getting sneks in boxes

File: tmp_9383-1477934989329-1-350905207.png (1MB, 2000x1756px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2000x1756px

>>6891688

File: boxclawcolour.png (780KB, 825x1100px) Image search: [Google]

780KB, 825x1100px

>>6892013
I prefer deathawws.

Merry Christmas /Scaly/! Talk about what you'd get your Scaly Waifu for Christmas and I'll put some Steam Keys in the thread.

File: Greys.jpg (2MB, 1417x4252px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1417x4252px

>>6892205
I got my waifu and my other lizard friend some lewds

File: Aura.jpg (2MB, 1417x4252px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1417x4252px

>>6892205
>>6892251

>>6892205
I have a husbando, so nothing, technically.

>>6892251
>>6892266
What a QT Waifu!

95BEH-XTQY_-HCJZM Missing number is 7.
9M7N0-4V69Q-_RTBN Missing letter is F.
7688_-RR36J-MZ0RC Missing number is 3.

File: tumblr_nhd2dvGyDA1r35jv7o1_250.png (201KB, 250x351px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 250x351px

>>6892205
Pancakes and kisses!

>>6892308
Post about your Husbando then! I don't discriminate.

>>6892315
oh jeeze, thanks man!

>>6892355
Your Waifu is lucky to have someone who can cook for her! How nice of you. What did she get you?

7T7ME-XXEV_-BKGLF Missing letter is C.
80NCA-8X_35-Q7Q48 Missing letter is Z.
8K_9T-MJ7W2-2BEHE Missing letter is H.

File: tumblr_mxexuiiywv1scvj4vo1_1280.png (217KB, 600x505px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 600x505px

>>6892410
A nice date and a cookie!

File: confused dargon.gif (343KB, 352x209px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 352x209px

>>6892410
And thank you very much for the games!

>>6892502
You're welcome! I have more for when other people post.

File: 43472124_p6.jpg (155KB, 520x509px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 520x509px

>>6892602
I think you should say what games they are when you post the keys, though.

>>6892362
A stack of old books and sci journals, then.
And I guess some really expensive, non-200-years-old food.

>>6892649 #
Will do from now on.

>>6892749 #
Does he usually eat food from that long ago? You can't go wrong with science, though!

>Have A Scaly Waifu.
>She misses the days when she could go out adventuring, rather than having to get a job.
>Buy her a custom fit VR headset and a bunch of combat games.
>Recieve kisses and sex.

Isenwald: 4MIB4-W484J-AHQIM .
Guacamelee complete: 3HKBX-RFZ3N-KGIKB .
Torchlight 2: PI54W-XIAT8-A6DBG

>>6892802
He has to make do, it's a nuclear wasteland.

>>6892832
Is he a Deathclaw? Because if so you are confirmed for great taste.

File: gorissayshi.png (607KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

607KB, 700x700px

>>6892871

>>6892871
>>6892983
Reminder that Fallout 2 had deathclaws with human intelligence

>>6892983
Fucking cute Comfyclaw!

>>6893296
I would date one in a second. Deathclaws are adorable.

File: ridingwithgoris.gif (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

>>6893296
Gee whiz anon, where do you think I got my husbando from.

>>6893337
the husbando store

>>6893366
I wish that existed.
Also, nice dub-dubs.

File: zinogre and tamamitsune4.png (3MB, 1526x824px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1526x824px

>>6893396

Are there any fics about going on a date with a Scaly and having to keep finding places to fuck, because you make each other so horny?

So, XCOM2 is on sale for 55%.
Thirty yuroshekels is still a lot.
Should I shell out or should I not?

File: 3485484745754774 small Blue Blowjob_Raptor.png (1MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x540px

>scrungusbungus has a Blue Texture made for SFM.
>He never releases anything.

GODDAMMIT.

File: 1433402163360.jpg (388KB, 700x934px) Image search: [Google]

388KB, 700x934px

>>6893904
Ask /xcom/, I'm sure they'll tell you.

>>>/vg/163370834

File: 2e9badc5e1a4c15d31a93a91c1e3bd9d.jpg (334KB, 800x500px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 800x500px

I want to be a tama and get drunk !

>>6894537
It depends on how well your PC can run it, and how good you are at tactics games.

If the answer to one or both of these is, "not good," and you're a fan of let's plays, then you'll probably get more out of it watching someone else play it.

>role playing with another guy
>we get close
>begin to develop actual feelings
>keep assuming based off how they type that maybe they'll be attractive
>nope
>jerk off anyway, feel sad afterwards

>>6894624
Is it /toolewd/ to want to swallow a Tama's filmy belch bubble?

File: 1474588661808.jpg (185KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 960x1280px

>>6894686
>not swallowing Tama semen instead
>Almost 2016+1
>>6893658
There might be a few in the writebin.

File: 1462678783186.png (1MB, 685x900px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 685x900px

>tfw your dragon blowjob dream isn't added to the Pastebin

>>6895211
I want a dragon bf

>>6896122
for future reference, a direct link to this place is not always the best idea

t. crop maker

File: 1478634217316.png (1MB, 1280x1123px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1123px

>>6896150
Deleted the post, I think anon gets it now.

File: tumblr_inline_oirymhLIbu1r58de8_1280.png (728KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

728KB, 800x600px

I want to be Rathalos and have a Rathian gf!

File: rathian and rathalos19.jpg (631KB, 750x938px) Image search: [Google]

631KB, 750x938px

>>6896264

File: Rats.jpg (329KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 1200x1200px

>>6896522
They`re made for each other

File: i am genuinely surprised by the lack of ian x los porn.jpg (149KB, 964x964px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 964x964px

>>6897167
Rathatouille

File: Blue_jurrasicworld_dino67.jpg (289KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 700x700px

Aw man I want to get this but 350$ is crazy.

https://www.chroniclecollectibles.com/product/jurassic-world-owen-and-blue-19-scale-statue/

File: Astream.png (1MB, 1685x1542px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1685x1542px

merry Christmas!

>>6898170
now I want to hug a velociraptor

(and then give it oral)

File: f5144124994eb0f1b6a53f50dace2b2c.png (54KB, 246x325px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 246x325px

>dragon
>its a canine/feline with wings and horns
when will this meme end

File: lilac___art_by_feliciaval_by_spacemanstrife-d5cj9zd.png (621KB, 900x1379px) Image search: [Google]

621KB, 900x1379px

>>6898854
beats me :(

File: an otherkin browses the internet.gif (2MB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x500px

>>6898854
>dragon
>it's a horse with wings and horns

>>6899516
>hands not on the keyboard
0/10 not even trying to hide it

>>6898610
Very cute

File: x (2).jpg (106KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 800x600px

>>6900048
she's such a dear

File: 1461243137744-1.jpg (75KB, 733x881px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 733x881px

Who /hungover/ from yesterday here?

File: scaly.png (24KB, 587x716px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 587x716px

boobs or no boobs
cloaca or pussy
what is your preference trash ?

>>6901845
Fine with either or.

DFC and Cow tits need not fight.

>>6901845
I would say no boobs and cloaca but I like boobs and cloaca often has shit in it.
So boobs and pussy for me

File: IMAG0143.jpg (3MB, 4208x2368px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4208x2368px

>>6902075
Same, but
>>6901845
Preference is DFC with Cloaca.

>>6898170
I got this rare Dark Souls 3 knight statue for xmas.

>>6901845
presence of breasts is irrelevant and wanting a cloaca is saying you want all sex to be anal so that's out of the question
fuck realism, it's literally shit tier and an enema a day is really not worth it

File: OwenBlue-product.png (193KB, 505x505px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 505x505px

>>6901504
Mmee

>>6898170
Cute, blue is so big too!

File: 1468266942454.jpg (670KB, 1000x1200px) Image search: [Google]

670KB, 1000x1200px

>>6889762
I really like these threads.

File: _Dragon.jpg (368KB, 1280x1817px) Image search: [Google]

368KB, 1280x1817px

>>6902907
>scaly knights
yes

File: 1482718259609.png (97KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 800x800px

Where were you when drrgun was ahegao?

File: feels good.png (10KB, 160x115px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 160x115px

>>6902993
the facial expression made my day a whole lot better

File: 1416981970599.png (3MB, 1300x1950px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1300x1950px

>>6902924

>>6903016
Mhmm. The drawfag did this when I asked for him to look more pleasured.

Great sense of humor on him.

File: IMG_20161213_104854.jpg (115KB, 607x786px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 607x786px

>>6903153
That is an awesome pic anon. Mind sharing dat source?

File: IMG_0125.jpg (27KB, 206x188px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 206x188px

>tmw you realize that Voldermort's pet snake Nagini canonically had milk producing tits

I have such an awkward boner right now

File: 1474513578375.jpg (179KB, 743x750px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 743x750px

Hi /scaly/, how should I cheer myself up?

>>6903498
look at ahegao drrgns

File: lusting gore.png (40KB, 250x380px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 250x380px

>>6903498
Hunt

File: 16654378.jpg (223KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 960x544px

>>6903516
too burned out on monhun to hunt solo

>>6903514
porn can help only so much anon

>>6903265
Someone I follow on twitter, although I doubt you'd like what else they make.

https://twitter.com/Gordoncerulean/status/813486332072914944

>>6903538
I meant more in the sense of looking for funny facial expressions.

File: 846513a07e6b157cf55803586f5fc1d4.png (382KB, 738x722px) Image search: [Google]

382KB, 738x722px

>>6903538
Not even to play with others?

File: cover.jpg (17KB, 200x309px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 200x309px

>>6903560
I lurk these threads for that. More or less.
Not too great at finding stuff otherwise unless i stumble on something great like TDND

>>6903579
I suppose I could do a few hunts with others. But random rooms are no fun.
And none of my friends play monhun

>>6903587
Well obviously random, open rooms are no good. I'm more meaning organizing passcoded rooms either here or somewhere else.

File: 1479330470796.png (263KB, 1280x1143px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 1280x1143px

>>6903498
You can always talk to us.

And think about cute dragons.

>>6903614
If I find someone to play with I won't pass it up!
Might ask here later.

>>6903616
Thanks, I do that either way and it does help. Cute dragons cure almost anything.

File: 55831641_p0.jpg (254KB, 700x1700px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 700x1700px

>>6903643
Personally I've got two hours before I head up the road for a few weeks, so that's also one less anon making new threads. Pretty sure there may be another good few people willing to hunt though.

File: Digimon_World_Next_Order.jpg (54KB, 256x280px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 256x280px

>>6903498
Get hype for Digimon: Next Order.

File: 1460049908260.jpg (614KB, 800x1131px) Image search: [Google]

614KB, 800x1131px

>>6903498
Lay in bed and be sick + hungover like I am

>>6904064
that only makes me more depressed though..

File: 1462706402621.png (241KB, 1586x1300px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 1586x1300px

>>6904119
Oh.
Well for that I usually get away from 4chan and do something else.
Even if it's listening to music for twenty minutes, or distracting myself with hobbies

>>6903722
>Sony exclusive

Fucking dropped

File: 1464898525360.jpg (331KB, 2040x1537px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 2040x1537px

>>6904291
It's coming out on 3ds too.

>>6903498
do 200 pushups or enough that you collapse, whichever comes first

when you're done you'll feel relieved that you don't have to do any more pushups

File: resglel2asdg.jpg (316KB, 1280x809px) Image search: [Google]

316KB, 1280x809px

>>6904485
no thanks, im too lazy to do shit like that for no reason. Plenty exhausted after my job already.

>>6904213
I dont browse 4chins all that often unless i really have nothing else to do, so I dunno.
Just gotta get better at finding nonshit friends I suppose

File: 1468620032830-3.jpg (45KB, 800x615px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 800x615px

>>6904552
>Shit friends
Yeah, that'll happen.

Just sit them down and explain your feelings. If they disregard it or some shit just cut off contact. Even if they try to guilt you into stupid shit.
>>6904485
>tfw sore from the gym and sick so I feel too weak for exercise today
Fuck.

File: 1446610537299.jpg (115KB, 640x807px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 640x807px

>>6904637
>sit them down and
tried to, didn't work. gotta deal with it as is as I couldn't find any new friends in the past few years.
There's something very wrong with me if its this hard, probably.

I should try binge reading again. Or trying harder to get into streaming, though doing that for 0-3 viewers day after that does get tiring and ain't motivating

File: 1461879222181-0.png (2MB, 1280x1052px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x1052px

>>6904706
Well fuck them then.
Also, honestly, I've made more online friends too.

A lot of my friends either dropped out of college or fucked up their lives some way or another. Even had coworkers fuck me over too.

Being lonely sucks, but at least you can get into other hobbies like streaming and what not.
What made you decide on streaming?

File: 9980b0516e23adfd2ad62706d6dc28ed.jpg (2MB, 1654x2480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1654x2480px

>>6904814
Oh, the only friends I was mentioning are online ones. Didn't have IRL friends for 6+ years or so ever since i moved countries. twice.

Streaming seems fun. I like the idea of making some kind of content and interacting with people real time.
Also my general loneliness might be playing a part in this to "get more people to hang out with" but I like to think that that's not the only reason at the very least.

I should try streaming again tomorrow. Its just that twitch is so saturated now that you gotta stream semi obscure games to even get a few people watching you

>>6904706
>>6904855
fuck off with these shitty ass drawings.Have some basic quallity control.

>>6905074

Why don't you like her?

>>6905074
>have some basic quality control
>he's saying that regarding those pics
alright anon sorry i tickled your autism, i'll be sure to post stuff from deviantart next

also the second post ain't even mine.

File: 074cb61e85ec0bb8acc3f2ba6ee4de0b.jpg (682KB, 1900x1400px) Image search: [Google]

682KB, 1900x1400px

>>6905074

Thoughts on this?

File: e1d3a0320e8213e400a627ce2d976b9d.jpg (255KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 1000x1000px

>>6905074
shut up faggot

>>6905160
>Thoughts on this?
Pretty cool.

>>6905160
get rid of the anus

cloaca for life

>>6905264
another shitty drawing of her
>>6905160
I really like this one

File: 65ed89d5c807c8bc89ec89b7feedef95.jpg (400KB, 1325x1024px) Image search: [Google]

400KB, 1325x1024px

>>6905633
why don't you post some, mr standards

File: 1478474635552.jpg (126KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1280x853px

>>6905787
Not that Anon, but damn that is a nice asshole.

File: 1448276609.anoradrakon_ychj.jpg (125KB, 1059x1280px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 1059x1280px

>>6905787
I contribute to the thread alot.I am not here to satisfy some horsefucker.

File: a2da6eb35786d4d2febab045eef5f643.jpg (633KB, 1325x1024px) Image search: [Google]

633KB, 1325x1024px

>>6906004
just take the hostility down a notch, ignore pics you don't like

keep /scaly/ chill

>>6905787
>>6906041
>tfw not currently destroying your hips against fizzle's ass
It's a right shame, it is. It's a nice ass.

>>6906041
Stop replying to shitposters who keep doing the same shit every few threads.

File: tumblr_oir3fuEbVs1sp60z9o3_1280.png (1MB, 1280x1656px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1656px

>>6906345
saddle up 2 is free now, which among other more horsey things has some really fucking high res fizzle

>>6906041
>>6906373
This is not a fucking safespace hugbox for people who get triggered so fucking easily.

File: e04b2fa815571dd0816087011e3807e4.jpg (254KB, 1024x734px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 1024x734px

>>6906373
I apologize

>>6888888

>>6906426
So stop being a fucking mong and lurk before posting

File: picture%20-%20slackwyrm%20063[1].jpg (507KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

507KB, 800x1000px

Happy New Year /scaly/!

File: 1477330201026-v.png (1MB, 827x2377px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 827x2377px

>>6907022
love that comic

Previously: http://pastebin.com/uzsjEFCw

>You quickly open it up, to see that Kyzon has indeed sent you a message
>`Can you talk?`
>You tilt your head
`like on the phone`
>`yeah`
>Shrugging, you give him a call, starting the unit test suite on your machine to give you an excuse for not working
>That thing still takes a thousand years
>You really have to fix that
>He picks up on the first ring
>"Yo, who the fuck told you that?"
"My boss."
>"Dragonness, you said?"
"Yeah."
>"That's kind of weird. Hey, uh, you mind coming over to my place tonight?"
"That's a weird transition."
>"Not---not for that. Well, not for just that. I want to run some tests on you."
"Tests?"
>"Magical tests."
>You look back at your computer screen, taking a deep breath
>Christ, if this somehow gets ruined for you...
"Yeah, sure. I'll just meet you on the train?"
>"Of course. Oh, uh, and if you could avoid any contact with magical spells or items while you wait, that would be great."
"Sure, dude."
>The rest of the day you're surprisingly productive
>In fact, you actually fix that retarded caching issue you complained about last night to Kyzon, speed up the tests relating to interactions with the file system, and close four different issues
>You do this pretty often when you're stressed
>Just dive into the job and think of literally nothing else
>Eventually, though, you reach the end of the day, clock out, and make it to the train
>You whip out your phone and text Kyzon
`car 5`
>`shit dude im gonna be late`
>`can you just wait at the station right after yours`
`sure`
>You get out and sit on a bench for a few minutes until a scaled hand taps you on the shoulder
>"$NAME."
>You look behind you to see the kobold in the same shirt you gave him
"Yo."
>"Let's go."
>The walk to his apartment building is short
>Very short
>Its really more of a complex, several different buildings all next to each other
>There's a private pool, balconies everywhere...
>It's a fucking nice place

>>6909146
>Kyzon lives on the third floor
>You both take the stairs to get up, since it's so close
>You actually go an entire flight before you realize the handrail is levitating
"This place was a LBI project, right?"
>"Yeah."
"Looks nice."
>"Hell of a lot better than anything we had back home, let me tell you."
"Neat handrails."
>"Yeah."
>You keep walking, slightly disappointed
>You love LBI buildings, and normally take a bit of time to explore when you find yourself in one
>The fusion of magic and technology created some fucking great architecture, especially considering how quickly they had to be built
>Oh well
>Right now you're the one fusing with magic
>Gotta take care of that first
>"Sorry, okay. Here it is."
>Kyzon stops in front of the second door down from the staircase and puts a palm up to the wall. The door opens immediately.
>You blink
"Is that a palm scanner?"
>"Magical footprint, actually."
>He walks inside, and you follow him
>The first thing you notice is the 90-inch flatscreen that takes up most of the wall of his ridiculously huge living room
>The second thing you notice is an impressively large dildo and sex-toy collection spewed about on his couch, which you notice consists almost entirely of human-shaped dildos
>Or elf-shaped
>Probably not dwarf-shaped because it lacks the hair
>Anyway
>Then, of course,you notice the next room, where the kitchen has a bunch of weird, bubbling potions everywhere
>Including a few jars of a strange white fluid you're pretty sure is his jizz
>He inhales
>"Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, I'm so sorry, I..."
>He waves his arms a few times, and all the dildos float out of the room and into a closet, which he quickly closes the door of
>"Didn't get a chance to clean up."
"Its fine. Uh, is that boiling jizz?"
>"Yes."
"Why?"
>"Science."
>The kobold motions for you to follow him as he enters his kitchen
>"I've done, uh, a bit of research on my own seed. Since there's so much, and rumors of a curse, you know."
"Yeah?"

>>6909454
>"Well, the thing is, it's all normal. So if you smell like magic, then..."
>The kobold suddenly stops
>"Uh. Oh. Wow, I can smell it too, actually. Now that I'm thinking of it."
"Is that bad?"
>"Kobolds don't have a sense of smell anywhere near as good as a dragon's. In fact, I think it's barely better than a human's."
"Is that bad?"
>Kyzon clenches his teeth in the least reassuring smile you've ever fucking seen
>"I can't even smell magic at my work."
"...You're a wizard. That sounds pretty bad."
>"I work with a class one magical reactor on a regular basis. So... Yeah."
>Fuck
"Does that have something to do with it? Do you have magically radioactive jizz or something?"
>"No. No, it can't be that. My, uh, my seed wouldn't do this. I know that for a fact. I've done research on it. You were contaminated in some other way."
"Like what?"
>"I dunno. That's what we're going to find out."
>The kobold grabs a white stick from the table, then points to the center of his kitchen
>"Stand there, please."
>You step where he points
>Immediately, he sets to work, walking about you and drawing shit on the floor
>Oh, that stick was chalk
>Okay
"What are you doing?"
>"Magic."
>You uneasily stay standing, looking down at what he's drawing
>There's lots of loops and weird bits of verse, including what you're pretty sure are lyrics to "The Bad Touch"
>You step out of the circle
"Okay, dude, can you please explain what the fuck is going on?"
>"I... I need to check for something."
>Kyzon motions with his hands to step back
"Dude, I just met you, and now this is happening."
>You take another step back
"How am I supposed to know this isn't going to hurt me?"
>"How was I supposed to know that you weren't going to hurt me, when I went back with you?"
>You bite your lip
>The kobold puts a hand on your back
>"Look. Something fucky is happening here. I want to find out what."
"And you're sure it's not just because you have magic jizz?"
>"Of course not!"

>>6909777
>The kobold takes a step back
>"I swear, I didn't do it. Something else did."
>You bite your lip
>You don't know magic, so it's pretty much impossible to tell if he's lying
>You're sort of inclined to believe him, though
>Those eyes are wide enough to seem genuinely worried for your well-being
"Alright, fine."
>You stand back in the circle
>The kobold nods and leans over
>"This is just a diagnostic. I promise."
>He continues writing runes for five minutes before standing up, looking you up and down
>"Alright. That's---wait. Take off your clothes."
"Huh?"
>"Improves the diagnostic."
"You sure you don't just wanna see me naked?"
>"I do. But it also improves the diagnostic, which is my main concern."
>You follow his instructions, somewhat reluctantly
>He actually hasn't seen you naked, and you're a tiny bit self-conscious
>Still, you slide off your shirt, drop the pants, and pull off your underwear
>He doesn't make any comments, all business as he cracks his knuckles
>"Okay, this is gonna tingle a bit."
>Immediately, the runes light up, and begin dancing around on the floor like some kind of light show
>It also tingles quite a bit
>Not unpleasantly so, though
>After about a minute, everything stops
>Kyzon sighs
>"Fuck."
"What? Is something wrong?"
>"Uh. Well, not really, but... it's my magic."
"Your magic?"
>"Yeah."
"Is it on the fritz?"
>"No, it's inside you."
>You take a deep breath
"If you mean I'm fucking pregnant I swear to god I will---"
>"What? No!"
>Kyzon rapidly shakes his head
>"Fuck no, dude! That doesn't even make sense!"
"Well, then what?"
>Now both of you are raising your voice
>"You have the same magical signature as me."
"So it WAS your jizz!"
>"...Yeah, okay, yeah. Probably."
>You step out of the circle, suddenly breathing hard
"I'm---this isn't gonna fucking kill me, right?"
>"No! The opposite, actually."
"Make me immortal?"
>That gets a laugh
"SO WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN, THEN?"
>Oh
>That was loud

>>6910202
>Fuck it, you're scared as hell right now
>"It, uh, basically... basically means you're a wizard now."
>You blink
"I'm a what?"
>"A wizard. Also, that was a reference, wasn't it?"
"Kind of. Subconsciously. Sorry, this is a lot to process."
>"Well, transferring magical power like that violates most of Merlin's laws, and the second law of thermodynamics, so..."
"Is that bad?"
>"Maybe?"
"But not immediately bad?"
>"No."
"Awesome. Okay."
>You stand there
>"...Sorry, by the way."
"Sorry?"
>"For doing that. Even though I don't know how I did that."
"Hey, uh, accidents happen."
>You playfully punch him on the shoulder, smiling
>He arches an eyebrow at you
>"You're scared shitless, huh?"
"Oh fucking totally."
>"Don't be. We'll figure this out."

Unfortunately that's all for tonight. I'm tired and I think it shows.

The porn-to-story ratio is okay, right? I'm not sure if it's entirely appropriate for this thread, considering that the last time this story involved fucking was over a week ago at this point. Over two weeks, maybe.

>>6910593
one out of every three chapters seems like a good balance of porn to plot

File: ss+(2016-12-27+at+12.12.57).jpg (441KB, 1286x780px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 1286x780px

This game is hard desu

File: 1473176524458.png (572KB, 1000x772px) Image search: [Google]

572KB, 1000x772px

>>6906389
I really dislike the shade of the inside of fizzle's butt in this one.

looks to me quite full and ready to shit all over the red one who's name I forget

File: 000a.jpg (842KB, 1000x1440px) Image search: [Google]

842KB, 1000x1440px

>>6910593
fuck anon, I came for the porn but now I'm engrossed with it. keep it up!

what will happen? will $ANON become the saviour? the techno-wizard of legend? can he now cum in geysers of lust? the thrill continues!

or at least give it a small-ish finale whenever you're tired and done with it. I hate inexistent endings.

>>6911047
But is it good

What's the difference between Crocodiles and Alligators again? I always forget.

>>6913276
its pretty much their face I think?

>>6913276
Teeth layout and muzzle shape.

>>6913276
>>6913292
Alligators have much broader, flatter snouts than Crocodiles, as well as only having their upper teeth visible along the sides, while Crocodiles have both upper and lower teeth visible.

File: crying rathalos.png (225KB, 453x287px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 453x287px

>get "canned dragon meat" in my stocking
>there's a severed dragon head inside

>>6913749
could be worse.

my brother gave me a fucking replica SS dagger.

"because he thought it'd be funny" and he took a peek too much at the redpills in my drawer

...those right next to my dragon dildos

he knows too much now

File: 1371708940008.png (26KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 150x150px

>>6913276
Alligators are also more docile/less aggresive than crocodiles

>>6913043
it's alright.
it'd good for the 49 cents i paid for it i suppose

File: 1479274647987.png (135KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 500x500px

Very slow lately.

File: a31a0c028cf65ae4e69e10d54e63b1e9d399be0c4741231e1239bf8e62bbbf7e.jpg (2MB, 1260x1163px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1260x1163px

>>6914458
People are probably still recovering from the holidays

>>6914477
>nerds
>implying anyone of us has a life

File: 88ca571ab946933534643910d566a769413e850c66c0ba245c8cc0b98e3276f6.jpg (61KB, 800x649px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 800x649px

>>6914548
Well, there's always the drinking-alone-and-crying-yourself-to-sleep variant

File: waifu.png (82KB, 788x684px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 788x684px

>>6914587
Sure,but I recovered the next day.

File: 66b278dde33f0274b2e0f579cfe40cec.png (1023KB, 1280x1738px) Image search: [Google]

1023KB, 1280x1738px

>>6912755
donuts in general or just the shading?

cause the shading is sort of a weird color in that one

File: Digimon-World-Next-Order_2016_09-14-16_008.jpg_600.jpg (150KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 600x338px

>>6903722
What did they mean by this?

>>6915080
>poop symbol
way to kill the mood (for most people)

why not a liquid droplet? do digital monsters even poop?

File: 6a00d8341c00c753ef01630523efab970d.jpg (60KB, 500x374px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 500x374px

>>6915225
>do digital monsters even poop?

In the first Digimon movie, Koromon shits on the floor

>>6913305
Thankye

File: 1482845649.fdokkaku_s1353.png (515KB, 900x1050px) Image search: [Google]

515KB, 900x1050px

Would you tame her, /scaly/?

>>6916209
I want to eat her bread

File: b00953b03816320e2e10a5cf572a53c9.png (651KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

651KB, 640x960px

>>6915058
while not my favourite, donuts are fine. its the shading. its some kind of off color diarrhea brown right in the middle of his buttle

doot doot best butt coming through

>>6916836
post more pics of massive dragon cock pls

>>6913802

a picture for ants

File: e1eb592ce454f1c7a5b35d30e6767df2.jpg (508KB, 1375x899px) Image search: [Google]

508KB, 1375x899px

>>6918129
only got that one of this character

File: 6d212edba2a021db90ba15c1d5f1b851.jpg (152KB, 1007x1280px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1007x1280px

>>6918129
love the perspective on this one tho

File: 1477822856917.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>6918129
big and yummy

File: bf6857d149fa3e2ac4d32e553e2afe54.png (2MB, 1270x1090px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1270x1090px

>>6918129
yes ive got a fetish for big red dragons

File: e5437ad0bcd57d4b6de0ae31c7baca75 (1).jpg (303KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 1280x1024px

>>6918129
just a last one. wish i was the shark underneath

File: c7d3ce5e903c6f8b87aa4a508e76be4b.jpg (233KB, 853x1280px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 853x1280px

>>6918279
what is /scaly/'s favorite flavor of scalies/dragons?

I like lemon

File: 1e584d5e8162f76128886a581bce02f9.jpg (77KB, 556x800px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 556x800px

I need some help.

I'm trying to find a transformation sequence video based on pic related.

File: fc9882a5ec8945debd0934af8c86f79e.jpg (61KB, 800x512px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 800x512px

>>6918520
Blueberry, if I'm being honest.

File: 1433803486713-2.jpg (393KB, 930x814px) Image search: [Google]

393KB, 930x814px

>>6918520
Lemon is pretty good.

File: tama9.jpg (1MB, 1200x696px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x696px

>>6918520
starburst candy cane

File: 2c4f53d7454d142e46f7b5f50648f09c.jpg (999KB, 1600x1400px) Image search: [Google]

999KB, 1600x1400px

>>6918520
Strawberry.

File: tumblr_o3sn0uWQhp1tecsg1o3_1280.jpg (524KB, 993x696px) Image search: [Google]

524KB, 993x696px

>>6918520
Vanilla

>>6918204
Antigators.

Sounds like a ScyFy movie.

File: 13b1af68db0a0eb144b9e45d91c46267.jpg (892KB, 1600x1077px) Image search: [Google]

892KB, 1600x1077px

>>6918520
lime

File: 1482843410643.png (860KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

860KB, 1024x1024px

checked out the /scaly/ drawings thread, fun stuff
>>6912827

Fast day in the garbage

File: 1480865612165.gif (341KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 500x281px

>>6921715
its often fast lately

File: 1463110533852.png (1MB, 989x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 989x1280px

>>6890530
Bumping for feedback.
Also, thanks for the views.

File: CJP_FR_07.png (1MB, 1100x850px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1100x850px

>>6922763
Absolutely love this set

File: CJP_FR_04.png (1MB, 927x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 927x1200px

>You will never be a hot gator stud and fugg your qt birb waifu on the beach

File: 1468783770148.jpg (217KB, 1080x787px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 1080x787px

>>6922912
>tfw

i love wyvern butts

File: 1468279433680s.jpg (3KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x125px

>>6923255
>you will never receive oral from a reptile anthro while they give you a clawjob

it's not fair

File: rathian183.jpg (377KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

377KB, 1200x1200px

>>6923620

File: 3.jpg (645KB, 738x1280px) Image search: [Google]

645KB, 738x1280px

>>6922763
I liked it anon. thinking of moar?

slitplay plz? my favorite

What is /scaly/ up to?

File: 20161228081112_1.jpg (255KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 1920x1080px

>>6925779
Flying in space

>>6925779
Finally playing Dark Souls 3.

Gonna go to sleep in a bit, then hopefully finish up a drawing.

>>6925779
Just got done playing bloodborne
I think I drank caffeine too late into the day because I'm still awake at this hour.

>>6925814
nice vulture, black friday or advent paint?

>>6925814
elite dangerous?

>>6925779
gonna draw some scalies in a few

>>6926452
will they be cute?

>>6926445
Yes
>>6926443
Purple color.Forgot from what pack though,but its just a solid color.

>>6926472
definitely. although eventually I need to draw some so-ugly-they're-cute scalies too

>>6926477
I need to get back into that game, I haven't played it since beta

File: 0e23f2f3865899bf5705164776fe2358c48f727d5d3adfe4bce8540afcd5e0f9.gif (718KB, 540x490px) Image search: [Google]

718KB, 540x490px

>>6926484
don't bother, its a shit game

>>6926525
i thought it was just a comfy space flight sim?

>>6926525
b-but I liked it when I played it in beta...

>>6926525
Please explain why do you think that its a shit game instead of shitposting.

File: tumblr_mox14d9Zzr1re6229o1_1280.png (416KB, 655x1000px) Image search: [Google]

416KB, 655x1000px

>page 9

quick, tell me a fun fact about a scaly.

>>6928525
>quick, tell me a fun fact about a scaly.
The smaller species enjoy cuddling with humans for body heat.

>>6916836
>>6918262
Oh no I'm gay

File: cloaca.png (60KB, 263x405px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 263x405px

>>6928525

File: 1482929471830.png (207KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1024x1024px

>>6928525
Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs once milked a snake.

>>6930035
If let that snake milk me

File: 1468609119418-2.jpg (1MB, 1143x1624px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1143x1624px

>>6924674
Definitely going to continue.
Going to think about adding slitplay in there somehow as well.
Slitplay is a favorite of mine too.

>>6930179
There definitely needs to be more

>>6930499
Dubs confirm, slitplay is underrated

SNEK WAIFU

File: 1481621656713.png (163KB, 658x789px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 658x789px

>>6930886

File: tumblr_o3c3gjyahh1rdib48o1_1280.png (539KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

539KB, 900x900px

>>6930886

File: 1449371420352.jpg (63KB, 861x700px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 861x700px

>>6930886
>ywn hug a snek

>>6930950
>legs
It was so close.

File: 1466018165449.jpg (434KB, 1280x1506px) Image search: [Google]

434KB, 1280x1506px

>>6930981
You know how much friction there is slithering on concrete?

Her skin would be VERY rough

>>6931020
...that's why they have scales?

File: 1455933270502.png (519KB, 1280x1889px) Image search: [Google]

519KB, 1280x1889px

>>6931034
You know what I meant

>>6931047
I do not.

File: 1482697165154.jpg (2MB, 3508x2480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3508x2480px

>>6931020
>>6931047
>ywn lovingly polish your snekfus ventral scales after she's been out on patrol all day

File: 1482956725037.png (703KB, 1440x900px) Image search: [Google]

703KB, 1440x900px

>>6930886

File: 1482958223543.png (953KB, 904x872px) Image search: [Google]

953KB, 904x872px

Ayys are for killing

File: 1442350733239.png (110KB, 248x317px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 248x317px

>>6931413

>>6931435
All ayys except for snayyks

>>6931465
we must convince the snayyks to side with us

>tfw you`re few of the snekayys stranded on earth after advent fall
wat do

>>6931951
immediately seek out humans for copulation

>>6931951
Find one of those degenerate scalefags and use his fetish to hide in his home. Develop romantic attachment to him after he beats up an XCOM rookie death squad for your sake.

File: SNEK.png (214KB, 894x894px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 894x894px

SEXY SNEK

how do snek ladies wear panties

>>6933226
its a sticker they put on their crotch

>>6933226
Imagine a very short stocking with holes at both ends; alternately, it's a tight elastic belt that's very wide.

>>6933783
Monster Musume said hello

File: I ziggydiggy.jpg (18KB, 184x184px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 184x184px

>trying to pick a new origin ID
>ZiggyDiggy is taken
eh, for the best

>>6934237
Try Shaggy Maggy

>>6934831
That's taken too
looks like I'll have to actually be creative

so why were (you)s replaced with dotted lines? was this an attempt to keep people from responding sarcastically to bait?

>>6936460
Presumably to stop (You) culture shitting up threads. 4chanX forks and perhaps mobile browsers still have them.

>>6918265
>>6918262
>>6918273
>>6918279
>>6918311
Got any more stuff like this?

File: Blue_raptor_skin_1_progress.jpg (2MB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2048x2048px

I'm working on a Blue Raptor skin (And later do the other three Raptors from JW) , but I've run into a snag, is there a way using Paint.Net to do the stripe while keeping the "scales" pattern on the skin?

File: 1482600709752.png (581KB, 1669x1419px) Image search: [Google]

581KB, 1669x1419px

>>6933226
they don't

>>6937479
>Implying they have a butthole back there.

>>6937524
obviously someone should make a version where the front of her skirt is being lifted up instead

>>6937479
>>6937524
>>6937565
Best snek anatomy is vag at hips, asshole at tail.

>>6937589
that would probably make taking a shit easier for them I guess

it occurs to me now that sneks would probably have no problems using urinals

>>6937266
Never mind, figured it out, you need to select the area with the lasso and then adjust it with the curves function on Luminosity.

>>6937589
>Viper trying to give a speech, you fuck their ass from behind the curtain.

>>6937589
>slither around all day with ass rubbing on cold floor

>>6937772
>fucking snek ass

>>6937866
>protective scales

>>6937866
>snek asshole is an erogenous zone
>they get embarrassed slithering across rough surfaces because the stimulation gets them horny

>>6938073
>protective scales make it feel good instead of hurting

>>6911047
What game is that?

>>6940059
http://store.steampowered.com/app/351150/?snr=1_620_4_1400_45_2

File: 20161226231156_1.jpg (166KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 1280x800px

>>6940059
>>6940075
its really cute

>>6937524
There isn't, it's literally just the same as any other part of her tail, which is the joke.

File: 1449030568266.png (420KB, 401x555px) Image search: [Google]

420KB, 401x555px

Man I had a weird dream last night.

>Be viking in fuck-knows-where Scandinavia
>It's winter and the vast majority of the food supply for my group has either disappeared into hibernation or migrated elsewhere.
>Leader guy starts getting worried we won't have enough food for the season.
>Fuckin' Mr. brilliant over here has the idea to start hunting dragons since they make their own heat by fire-breathing all over the place in their caves
>Guess who goes out first?
>Small group of myself and a few other biker-tier vikings starts to get ready to leave
>But then all of a sudden chieftain man stops us
>He tells us that we should make the most of this time to train all the young men in the clan to hunt dragons
>...on our first time seeing if we could even successfully kill one
>He proceeds to grab just about every male child who isn't still sucking on a tit
>our group size just tripled

>So here we are trudging through a blizzard when we come across a small cave with skeletons, ashes, and generally every other sort of bloody gore you could imagine caking the outside and inner walls
>"Yup, that'd be a dragon's nest" goes one of the older guys with us
>We ourselves and the group of field-trippers inside
>The entrance was tiny, but once inside it's this massive cavern filled with the desiccated remains of anything that must have gotten close in the past month or so.
>as we go deeper we start to notice that the place is rather empty
>we come near what is assumed to be the dragon's nest
>No big scary dragon for us to fuck up
>but there are three little baby dragons sleeping there
>Old guy says this would be the perfect time to get the little kids to have some dragon-on-sharp-metal-action
>we all back up and get the kids ready, handing them anything large enough to be deadly in their hands, but no so big that it's unwieldy
>Which for a bunch of toddlers wound up being daggers and large knives and shit
>blood for the blood god I suppose

>>6936541
>>6936460
You can get them back by setting this css in the 4chan settings:

>.ql-tracked::after{content:\" (You)\";}

>>6941888
Without the backslashes actually:

>.ql-tracked::after{content:" (You)";}

File: scerry dergon.jpg (170KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1024x683px

>>6941763
>I start throwing rocks into the nest until I hear something growl after an impact
>Old viking starts telling the kids to wait until they climb out of the nest to attack
>sure enough 3 little cow-sized babby dragons poke their heads up and start getting out
>Old guy starts screaming attack
>cue 15 or so toddlers with knives, spears, and small hatchets start running at the dragons
>The dragons, ugly little bastards look a bit scared but crawl towards the kids
>At this point I think I'm the only viking there not screaming incoherently
>all the adults hang back as these kids descend on the babies
>hacking, stabbing, and slashing with all the force a child can muster
>The dragons start freaking out and jumping from the noise
>It looked like their wings hadn't completely been covered over by skin yet, so the appendages on their backs looked more like bony stubs than anything else
>As the kids start crowding around them attacking whenever they can, a few begin jumping on their backs and stabbing downwards onto their backs

>At this point I realize they aren't doing any real harm to the dragons
>it's just pokes to them
>one of the babies falls over due to being unbalanced by all the children crowding it and sitting on it's back
>one kid sees an opportunity backs up and sprints into a jump
>he stabs it right in the stomach with his spear
>the spear breaks off of the dragon's scales

>The kid gets back up looking at his broken spear, and then to the dragon
>baby dragon looks at him
>starts laughing
>or at least the closest thing a dragon can do to laugh, it was cute as fuck sounding
>it looks at it's siblings, makes a noise and jumps on it's back again
>the other 2 do the same
>it's tickling them
>the kids start laughing at the funny baby dragons
>I take a look around
>This whole time the adults in our group were screaming and telling the kids how to use their weapons

>So here I am seeing a bunch of toddlers have a good old time with some baby dragons

>wake up