HG Thread.
Bump and image limit liberation edition.
>>6887391
The Jones District, huh? It looks great to me.
>>6887396
Well? What's stopping you? Get in line, dude. It's a long wait, but it'll be worth it.
Heck, buy me some burgers and I'll let you cut in.
>>6887391
Welp, I kicked Alfred's ass in Risk and now I'm teaming up with him here. Ain't that funny.
>>6887415
Hope you're ready, Alf.
>>6887415
>Stuffs burger in mouth
>Hits you in the dick with a sledgehammer weighing 20 pounds.
Merry Fucking Christmas, Alfred.
>>6887391
>teamed up without Beerus
And so we begin.
The bloodbath.
>pt1
>>6887417
When wouldn't I be ready? I'm the hero for a damn good reason and you know it, Michael.
>>6887418
>Insert a paragraph of how badly it hurt here.
>The hero gives a thumbs-up sign at the end of it.
And a Merry fucking Christmas to you as well, Anon. Or maybe someone else just disguised as one.
>>6887436
>cont
>>6887435
>I typed with, not without! Fucking phone!
>>6887441
Day 1.
Lum is hilter apparently.
>>6887454
>cont
>>6887454
AHWU has really gone downhill since we were all shipped off to Vietnam.
>>6887457
Night 1.
>>6887469
>cont
>>6887475
Alright, you got that? You better not screw this up, kappa.
>>6887475
Day 2.
Chinese CIA gets lost in the desert and we can no longer see him.
>>6887490
>cont
>>6887475
Am I insane? Good question. Probably. I dunno, I'm not a psychologist.
>>6887490
Alright, guys. Y'all are gonna be my backup, and I'll be the hero. Like always. Let's get to it.
>>6887492
Night 2.
The CIA is still invisible.
>>6887492
...Stupid kappa.
>>6887513
Bye bye
>>6887513
Fuck you too
>>6887513
Day 3
He's back!
SANAE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>6887486
>>6887523
OpieOP
>>6887504
Vietnam, please quiet down. I can assure you that everything's gonna turn out alright. How can I put it so you can understand...
Gắng lên. It'll be alright.
>>6887524
An explosive way to send off the hero's story. I'm impressed! At least I died properly, I guess.
>>6887520
You think I get scared off that easy?
>>6887523
>>6887525
I was talking about the species of youkai, you idiots.
>>6887524
Today is not a good day to be me.
>>6887532
I want to dick lum
>>6887528
No, but you get killed off that easily
>>6887532
I'll say
>>6887532
But you're always so pretty!
>>6887528
>>6887537
DansGame
>>6887537
>just threw up at mach 3
>>6887524
Night 3
A Normal night really. Lots of peace, and some Romance.
>>6887540
>>6887537
Weirdos.
>>6887535
At least I didn't get humiliated by the priestess, huh?
>>6887550
Which priestess here? Or are you bringing up the past to cover present failures?
>>6887534
>electrocutes
>>6887539
Awh, that's sweet of you to say.
Now if only being attractive could affect my luck in a good way, hm?
>>6887550
EleGiggle Kippa Keepo KappaPride PogChamp NotLikeThis FeelsBadMan SMOrc EleGiggle
HO HO HO!
>>6887547
Day 4.
Sanae. Sanae stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>6887557
Merry Christmas Len.
>>6887552
Sanae. Just now. Blew you up?
>>6887562
How did you make that snowman stand on one leg? Pretty impressive engineering.
>>6887557
Merry Christmas!
>>6887554
If I wanted to be bold I'd say your looks inspire luck others at least.
>>6887563
Nope. See here
>>6887559
>>6887557
Merry Christmas, Lenny
God
Satan
>>6887567
Nice English :^)
>>6887557
You too, and all that.
>>6887569
....
Alright, I mistook you for one of her victims. Sue me, okay?
>>6887559
Night 4.
Dear god I hope someone dies soon.
>>6887565
Stuck the leg deep into the snow and made a hole in the boot maybe?
Merry nigger
>>6887576
>looks for a Gensokyo lawyer
Merry Christas. I hope you spent time with your families and most importantly got some nice gifts.
All I want for Christmas is for Seth Rollins to break a fingernail or something. Or see his subscription of his arseload of fashion magazines vanish. I JUST WANT TO SEE THE FELLA CRY, ALRIGHT?!
Oh. Merry Christmas, fellas. I would give you all a big sloppy kiss like your aunt May would do. Y'know the one with false teeth and yellow hair cause of all the smoking. But I aint into that bollocks.
>>6887567
>>6887569
>>6887576
Thanks guys.
>>6887577
I never thought of that.
>>6887577
>F
>Puru
>Assgore
>>6887583
I live alone. With no family. You guys are my family.
>>6887581
...It's Gensokyo, the closest you even get is someone who'll beat the crap out of other people to settle issues, you know that.
Come on, I heard you were simple, but not stupid.
>>6887583
Family...doesn't come around often, but I got about the best gift I could imagine, now. You too, Rock.
>>6887583
u fukn kno it
>>6887589
merry christmas ramshit
>>6887567
Ah! If that's true it would explain why my enemies get so lucky.
>>6887597
I was only pretending to be Cirn... I mean, stupid!
>>6887583
Its 6 am in burger land, nobody's opened shit yet
>>6887592
Night 5
Rinoa and the Hamburglar go savage
>>6887606
>4 am in glorious Wa state right now
>>6887610
>7 AM in shitstain florida
>>6887609
Day 6.
>F
>Konpaku
>Rinoa
>>6887603
Yeah, sure, let's go with that. If you got a problem with me, you're gonna have to get violent about it, hehe.
>>6887609
Thanks a bunch for hosting, I'm going to go get some rest.
Goodnight!
>>6887614
>I feel sorry for you...
>even though Fl has better gun laws
>I think...
>>6887619
Last time I take Yuyuko's advice on edible berries...
>>6887619
Night 6.
F Hamburglar
>>6887623
Night.
>>6887559
>>6887628
Day 7.
It's going by really slow now. Even though the kill rate is very high.
F cinnamon
>>6887621
I'll pass. Violence gets me too many wins here. Gotta cut back
>>6887623
Later, oni.
>>6887639
Oh, yeah, that's why I've not seen you win the whole time I've seen you here.
Nobody ever claim as close to beating a certain shrine maiden as me. Do you really think you could take me?
>>6887649
Not sure.
>>6887636
Night 7
F Burrito.
Winrar next slide. Any bets?
>>6887656
>Chatzy - Late Night HG
What's this?
>>6887659
the secret board
>>6887659
NOTHING!
Also, my shit crashed, but CIA won.
Congrats you maniacal Chinese bastard.
>>6887659
Chatzy is some chat room shit.
>>6887668
GG.
Are you hosting next or should I step up?
>>6887668
Well, congrats either way, CIA. And thank you for hosting as well, my man.
>>6887668
Well, thanks for hosting
>>6887677
I'm not hosting again for now. I will be later though. It's my Christmas gift to everyone.
>>6887687
In that case...first 24!
>>6887687
>>6887668
Welp. Congrats anyhow. And thanks.
>>6887655
Were...you trying to show off your ability to fist people as a show of strength?
>>6887690
Rika
>>6887690
Youmu Konpaku
>>6887690
Tensa Zangetsu
>>6887690
christmas boilin
>>6887690
Alfred Jones
>>6887690
Ririchiyo
>>6887694
I fisted 4 contestents.... To death! That's how brutal I am!
Plus... All my wins. I stopped couting after 11
>>6887690
Smolgore
>Congrats to the winner and thanks to the previous host. Was with family.
>>6887690
Ichigo
>>6887690
Puru Eight
>>6887690
Guts
>filler, swap if real person needs a slot
>>6887705
And? Just sounds like you're a horny retard to me.
I've got 34 at the moment, and I'm still counting, hehehehe.
>>6887690
My Christmas Dinner
>>6887724
>Fuck.
>I just realised I have 24 total wins.
>>6887690
Lana
>>6887724
Well I have been gone for awhile. Need to get more.
>>6887690
Reindeer Arataka
>>6887690
Haruhi-chan
Tfw when you're a newfag who has 5-6 wins
>>6887744
Hey, are you me?
>>6887730
>I'm around that on Youmu
>Guts?... Has like 5........ Yeah...
>>6887734
Now, is that any excuse?
>>6887730
>Jesus. Sorry.
>>6887747
Mhmm.
>it's an aussa posts winscreens episode
Ten more please
>>6887756
Holy shit, you're me. I know that feel, brother.
>>6887762
Kiwi-chan
>>6887752
No, not really.
>holy fuck! Raven has hosted that many?!
>>6887690
Megaman
>>6887762
Biglegs
>>6887690
Lord Beerus
>>6887762
Silas
>>6887690
Nier
>>6887760
>Aussa
What?
>>6887777
NICE QUADS
I
C
E
Q
U
A
D
S
>>6887744
tfw you're /b/ era but you don't have 10 wins yet
>>6887760
>Albeit in response to Youmu doing the same.
>>6887771
>Yep, it was the most recent one.
Exactly. You've been here longer than me, so there's that. Oh, and hold still for a second.
>She pulls out some small black slab from her satchel, and points it at Youmu.
>>6887762
Ringabel
>>6887784
>tfw you're newfag and you have more wins than most oldfags
>>6887785
>we're both posting win cards though...
>First win onYoumu
>>6887762
Pratty
>>6887795
probably because i always did arrpee and shitpost more than i entered games
hanako still reigns as the canon most powerful character of seth's games tho :^)
>>6887762
Squid Girl
>>6887791
>I should show up when there are more hosts...
Stand still? Okay.
>runs
>>6887808
>>6887762
Tired Sakuya
Well let's see how this all plays out. Make the swaps.
>>6887811
that has to be the most unsanitary thing I've ever seen
>>6887815
>>6887819
>>6887774
Good little girls deserve presents. Give my spot to her.
>>6887819
I accept this challenge.
>>6887822
have u looked in a mirror
>>6887834
yes
and it doesn't even come close to that lmao
>>6887824
>>6887826
You didn't have to but thank you.
>>6887819
Let's go ~de geso!
>>6887840
>was a filler
Here we go!
>>6887845
I wasn't able to squidnap Santa, so we're just goink to have to take all the presents we can ~de geso!
>>6887798
>>6887810
>And mine. It happens.
OH COME ON! I just wanted to take a picture for Reimu, dammit!
>>6887845
Nothing new here.
Looks like this is going to be a quick one.
Famous last words.
>>6887845
I have arrived at the right time. Glad I could be of assistance.
>>6887845
>>6887845
>God damn it Guts! Worst! Filler! Ever! Quit dieing! It's like the landmine and dysentery days!
>the firat panel even! Jesus butt fuxking Christ!
Thanks, Megaman!
>>6887858
Hmm. I thought that was Santa for a second ~de geso...
>f guts
>f tensa zangetsu
>f puru eight
>f megaman
>f reindeer arataka
>f christmas boilin
>f ringabel
>f silas
all i want for christmas is anime to be gone forever
>>6887879
Wish denied!
>>6887875
Doesn't matter what situation he's in, that face always fits on Biglegs.
>>6887879
xD F-FUCK ANIME AMIRIGHT?!
>>6887845
I hope that Santa doesn't mind if I take a few of his gifts.
>>6887858
Oh, it wasn't an actual reindeer.... Nothing to see here.
>Slowly begins to bury the rifle.
>>6887887
nigger calm down it's just a prank
>>6887875
In my honest opinion, this "Alfred" guy seems like the best candidate for the winner. It's something about his smile and dashing hair that just strikes me.
>>6887879
Looks like your wish was granted, Anon. Christmas came right on time this year!
>>6887890
OH, NO, YOU DON'T. TOUCH ASGORE AND I'M GONNA MAKE THE BOSTON TEA PARTY LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN TEA PARTY.
>>6887887
Okay!
>chomps anime qt3.14
>>6887879
All I want for christmas is to fucking die.
>>6887901
Same
>>6887875
I can't kill you. I enjoy your presence just too much. Even though most people would kill you for making horrendous sea puns.
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TIME
>>6887909
>>6887909
Like I'll die that easily
>>6887909
>sardines knock pratty unconscious
What
>>6887909
Have fun, kid.
>f haruhi-chan
>f smolgore
>f pratty
>f kiwi-chan
>f squid girl
>>6887921
>remembers breadroll starving to death
>>6887909
...Huh? What was that chill up my spine for? I could've sworn I just felt something really disastrous happen. For my sake, I hope it wasn't anything important.
>>6887924
Alright, guys, I'll just sleep over in this convenient bush I just found. Wake me up when you need me, 'kay? Nighty-night.
>>6887924
Maybe we should of waited until the very end to commit a double suicide.
>>6887924
Damn...
And to make it worse, Sakuya died with me... Now who do I root for?
>>6887927
Why would you even go to the Christmas dinner, Christmas Dinner?
>>6887938
wow I'm so fucking proud of you
kys
>>6887938
>f youmu konpaku
>f tired sakuya
>f ririchiyo
>f biglegs
>f my christmas dinner
>f lord beerus
>>6887811
who tf are u
>>6887957
Could you STOP making this difficult for me?
>>6887967
OH WHAT THE HELL, IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR HELPING PEOPLE?!
>f rika
>>6887967
Rekt
F rika
>>6887967
I didn't know it was against the rules to fish here. I'll go somewhere else, Miss.
>She walks away while the other two fight it out
Well, night everyone. Early congrats to the winner.
May the Vader curse affect Rik...
>>6887967
Merry Christmas!
>f alfred jones
>>6887983
Merry Christmas
>>6887978
I don't blame you, dude. My burgers are top-notch, so I'm not even mad.
Make sure to use them wisely, man. That's all I want.
>>6887983
Merry Christmas, miss. Good job on the Risk game earlier.
>>6887983
The hell did I ever do to piss you off? You, too, I guess.
>>6887978
>>6887991
Thank you! Looks like I've hooked a really kind sponsor!
I skipped some peace.
Winner next slide.
>>6887993
I can't promise I will, but I'll try.
Merry Christmas ya fucking niggas.
>>6888011
Merry Christmas!
>>6888011
Pac! How's it going buddy?
Oh and congrats to the Popplio choice.
Thanks for playing.
>>6888008
Then I'm satisfied. If I'm gonna die, I don't want it to be for nothing. Thank you.
>>6888011
And a solid Merry Christmas to you, too, Tupac.
>>6888022
Well, at least you got second with my supplies. That's all that matters. Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>6888022
D-damn...
>dies
>>6888026
Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>6888022
Hey Lenny, chillin at home cause the weather is shiet. You niggas need some snow, i'm tired of this gloomy, rainy shit weather cuz.
>>6888035
>Snow
>West Europe
Good one.
>>6888022
>>6888026
I caught something big! It's my first victory!
But I had no chance to show how strong I'm when I get serious...
Whatever! Thank you for the game.
>>6888035
That's global warming for you. I don't think we've had a white Christmas in years.
>>6888041
France had snow.
>>6887969
>The most powerful character of seth's games, hbu?
>>6888028
Thanks for hosting
>>6888047
>Florida
>>6888048
France is now a satelite state of IS inshallah
>>6888026
Congratulations, Lana. Thank you for hosting, Lenny.
>>6888054
Wrong.
>>6888028
Thanks for the show.
>>6888026
Congrats, person I tried to murder.
>>6887857
>someone actually posted my winscreen
R-Rika, I...
>>6888067
It never fucking snows in Florida.
>FYI I was just saying that's where I am
Good night, and merry Christmas, hg.
Y'all deserve one.
>>6888075
Oops
>>6888080
Thanks anon.
>>6888072
You're a cutie :)
>>6888072
What about it? It's my first one, right? I gotta have pride in it.
>>6888080
You, too.
I see Christmas sexts are upon us.
>>6888033
Thank you! Next time try not to lose without fighting me, okay?
I'm pretty strong!
>>6888065
Thank you!
>>6888069
M-murder? I thought you just wanted to tell me that it's against the rules to fish there!
>>6888090
Calm down Bill Cosby
>>6888089
Loli chan~ can I lick you sweaty musky asshole~?
>>6888067
I want to move back to Florida or go to California.
>>6888113
>ramsay
>>6888114
Florida has gone to shit
>>6888089
I was shooting at you. With LASERS. Come on, now.
>>6888117
>Yosgay
>>6888087
Is that so? Well, I still feel somewhat grateful I could take your first time.
>>6888089
>Katanagatari
I wonder who this might be..
Ok HG, time to play guess the avatar. Put a picture of yourselves and others have to guess who it is.
>>6888136
No.
>>6888136
HAHAHAHAHAHA-NO.
>>6888136
What kind of Autistic discord little bitch sleepover question game is this?
>>6888136
>Be gentle. This is literally me right now.
>>6888138
Pussy
>>6888136
Aight i'll play.
>>6888142
Hmmm.... I'd have to say Lenny.
>>6888136
>>6888133
>I could take your first time
>>6888121
At least it's hot there. I can slowly die in comfort than be here in NY where it's cold.
>>6888133
Really. I mean really. I thought you were above making virginity jokes.
>>6888158
I saw a chance and I took it, sue me.
>>6888154
It's not hot here though. I walked into a school freezer once without a shirt on, and it felt exactly the same as the outside was. It was -15F in that freezer.
>>6888150
Wiggins
>>6888147
Lenny?
>>6888159
Wait, what? You saw a chance and took her virginity?
>>6888136
This is literally me right now.
>>6888129
You were? Weren't those just lights to show the way where I was supposed to go?
I was wondering why one light wasn't enough!
>>6888133
I'm sure your guess is right! Because Lana was Lana all along!
Such a shocking reveal, right?
>>6888160
Bruh I'm in Florida right now. It's not cold at all. It's hotter outside than it is inside
First 24 for Christmas Games.
>>6888173
Lana
>>6888173
Tupac Shakir
>>6888159
I thought you were more mature than that, dammit.
>>6888171
I couldn't care less.
>>6888170
Are-.... Are you actually being serious right now?
>>6887694
>>6888173
Rika
>>6888176
Shakur*
>>6888173
Ghost
>>6888173
Lala
>>6888173
Avenger
>>6888173
Haru
>>6888173
Christmas Sakuya
>>6888173
Puru Eight
>>6888178
Of course! There's no way you'd shoot lasers at me just because I was fishing at the wrong spot!
Or maybe you wanted to battle?
Next time just say it!
>>6888173
Festive Colonel
>>6888192
Ho Ho Ho
>>6888173
The Christmiz
>>6888196
Lady. You realize this is a fighting arena, right? And you don't look a strong fighter.
Evens I pick up the roster, odds I don't.
>only if it's bait though
>>6888198
What?
>>6888209
Merry titsmas-I mean, Christmas.
>>6888209
I said you a Ho Ho Ho
>>6888205
Fighting arena? What's that? I bet it's like a gym!
I was just looking for this famous lake that's supposed to be around here, but I ended up at the spot where we met!
>>6888209
I want to dick Christmas Sakuya
>>6888217
The hell kinda gym are you on about? It's where people beat the crap out of and possibly murder each other.
...And lemme guess. Now you're lost.
>>6888219
Hang yourself, Parshit.
>>6888173
Ririchiyo
>>6888225
Of course not! I'm at the right place!
It's the lake that forgot about our meeting!
>She giggles
>>6888229
>tfw he will never neck himself
>>6888173
Nightmare Mangle
>genderless, you pick it
>>6888236
Uh. What? How the hell can a lake forget anything?
>>6888242
I don't know!
Maybe the lake decided to spend Christmas with its family! I can't even get mad at it for doing that!
Evens I pick up the roster, odds I don't.
Sorry guys. My internet took a massive shit and I haven't been able to recover it for 10 minutes. Christmas is cancelled.
>>6888253
That was way too close!
Maybe you should try it again?
Yes, you should do that!
>>6888248
You realize that inanimate objects can't have families, right?
>>6888259
thats fucked up you fucking bigot
>>6888259
>objectist
wtf i hate rika now
>>6888258
Okay. Evens I host, odds I don't.
>>6888259
Are you sure about that?
Because I can't find a different explanation for the lake that went missing.
>>6888261
>>6888265
I mean...it's just factual.
>>6888268
I think the fact that you're lost is more likely, really. I bet nothing around here looks familiar, huh?
>tfw we got grinched
Merry christmas, bees.
I want to bitchslap Rika across the face.
>>6888282
Get in line.
>>6888281
You too, and such.
>>6888272
wooooooooooooooooow
WOOOOW
Now you're asserting your subjective opinion as fact? You piece of shit
>>6888272
>She looks up at the sky
Nope!
Everything seems like usual. The sky is still blue.
>She giggles again
Maybe you're the only one who's lost? Do you want me to show you around?
>>6888216
I am not.
>>6888212
>>6888219
Do you want to die?
>>6888292
Look at the GROUND, you idiot. The landscape.
>She rubs at her temples in clear annoyance.
I've been here for nearly a year, of course I know where I am. You're a special kinda airhead, huh?
>>6888290
Give me evidence.
Dojyaa~n
>>6888289
Dat ass.
>>6888299
Sorry!
It was just a joke, so you don't have to shout!
Maybe I'm kinda lost, but I'll be fine! I just have to find that lake, and everything will be okay!
>>6888299
This is my pet rock
he's part of the family.
>>6888308
Quiet, you.
>>6888309
I don't do humor, myself. Ugh, right...got a vague direction for it...?
>>6888313
Woah lewd
>>6888313
>FUCKS THAT BOOTY
>>6888313
>>6888302
Funny Valentine avatar when?
We need a true patriotic American
>>6888313
>>6888313
>rapes
>>6888326
there was someone using him as their first hg ava not too long ago
>>6888313
The anatomy of the picture is so fucked up
>>6888316
>>6888319
>>6888322
>>6888327
>>6888328
All of you can go to hell.
>>6888332
>Eh. Fan art, what can you do?
>>6888326
>There was one a few days back, I think.
>>6888313
That's fine! People like that are easier to tease!
And I think it's supposed to be right here.
>She pulls out a small map from her bag
Yes! Right here!
>>6888335
No deal.
>>6888335
>slaps ass
>>6888336
I get violent when I'm teased.
Aaand..."here" is where?
>>6888337
Yes.
Rika is such a slut.
>>6888341
no!
>>6888341
I want to easinly violate you.
>>6888343
>drags away
>>6888346
Don't!
>sits
>>6888348
B-BAKANA! The fabled sitting position...
I guess you win this round.
>>6888342
Hey baby. Are you a christmas tree? Because I got a star shaped tree topper and a pair of big, golden balls I want to decorate you with.
>>6888350
Hehehehehe.
>>6888341
Here!
>She shows the small piece of paper to the other girl
>It turns out to be the map of a small island
I bet Rika's just putting on an act and is a massive freak in bed.
>>6888353
Don't cackle at me you punk
>>6888355
BLESS ME SUPREME BEING
>>6888355
BLESS ME SUPREME BEING
>>6888355
BLESS ME SUPREME BEING!
>>6888340
>Blasts.
>>6888343
YOU HEARD ME!
>>6888342
The only time I did it was not consensual on my part. Piss off.
>>6888345
Too bad.
>>6888354
>She takes it, and examines it for a moment, before giving it back and smacking her forehead.
DOES THIS PLACE LOOK TROPICAL TO YOU?
>>6888360
I bet you're a creep.
>>6888355
>Quadruple gains
B-BAKANA
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE
>>6888371
>not denying it
Knew it.
>>6888371
So? I won't.
hey guys my new phone is compatible with pokemon go
>>6888373
DO YOU DOUBT THE STRENGTH OF THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM?
>>6888371
And you're making up excuses for casually having your entry points out in the open for any strange thing to enter.
>>6888376
Charge your fucking phone
>>6888382
no
I haven't seen Cirno in a while
>>6888377
I CAN'T
BLESS ME SUPREME BEING
>>6888371
Well, it's pretty hot here.
>>6888374
I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE IT, ASSHOLE.
>>6888375
...Just go away, dammit.
>>6888379
Do I LOOK like I am?
>>6888391
...It's winter. And this area is landlocked.
Which ava would be the first one to take Rika's virginity apart from Ringabel?
>>6888397
And then?
>>6888398
Adachi
>>6888398
The other me.
>>6888400
Stay gone?
>>6888405
You too.
>>6888397
You haven't done it in the asshole, but the other openings...
>>6888398
Rika