/sug/ - Steven Universe General
It's Christmas Edition
Last Thread: >>6881786
[NEW RELEASES]
>Steven's Dream & Adventures in Light Distortion
Airing January 30 at 7PM EST: https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/811588726912585729
>Three Gems and a Baby
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!M8YBnS4a!q1INbvRh3r48alkx-CKE7B87bYyxaI9n5ed4DGpO_Kk
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-1R-04x09.mkv
Watch online: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x546lbr
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
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Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
>2-minute previews and screenshots from CN server
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>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
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LAPIS BLOWS
So when does Lapis rape Sapphire?
WHO'S READY FOR THE PORN OF JASPER'S MOMMY
Gem should be on cookies
>>6886529
Merry Christmas
>>6882891
kill yourself
happy halloween
>>6884335
kill yourself
>>6884388
kill yourself
merry shitscram
you know, it's hard to fuck up pearl fanart
and yet
>>6887003
could use a little work but generally looks fine to me
>>6887003
Happy Christmas all of you
even you indexer.
>>6887058
yeah I'm sure Pearl canonly has a banana nose to go with her banana dick
>>6887225
im sure she does
>>6887172
Even watermelon?
>>6887241
Yes even him
>>6887414
>that file name
Kek
>>6887414
>ian liked this on tumblr
you're fuckin
>>6887461
*dead thread
>>6887254
I'm not sure why, but i found this so funny that I shot coffee out of my nostrils
>>6887479
pussy pussy pussy pussy marijuana pussy marijuana
>>6887254
>>6887485
they missed out on making it perfect by not adding in steven/rose
It Chrismas
Merr Chrismas
>>6887631
ahh,. time to open some jifts under the chirstmas spike
>>6887663
Celebake
I need to fill my sketch dump, got any requests?
I might even stream later.
>>6887726
jasper snarling
>>6887414
HOT
>>6887726
This with the corrupted gem from The Kindergarten Kid?
>>6887726
the most offensive SU related sketch you can think of
Lapis has cancer
>>6887745
>>6887761
R I P
>>6887726
Priyanka and Armstrong snuggling in Christmas sweaters with coco in their hands?
>>6887731
>>6887726
Lars and his parents watching a nice Christmas movie please.
>>6887816
good fluffy hair
>>6887746
it crimsus
>>6887881
I love this!
>>6887881
Love it, love you, merr chrissmass
>>6887817
These two look a little too similar...Maybe that's why Lars came out all fucked up.
>>6887925
Anon. that's fucking stupid.
>>6887757
I probably could have done something, more creative than that, but i'm lazy.
>>6887952
Seriously though. What if they are brother and sister?
There are all other types of love going on in this show...why not incest?
>>6887965
you got a solid kek out of me
>>6887965
this is what I normally see when I look at Garnet, though.
>>6886430
I'm happy to have you guys around, hope your Christmases and Hanukkahs are wonderful
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6887965
>>6887726
Lapis flirting with Steven while the CGs are freaking out about it
>>6887726
A drill parasite on top of Beach City's Christmas tree?
>>6888064
>braid
MUH DICK
But seriously this is very sweet, thank you Carl.
>>6887881
That's really adorable.
GUYS
>>6888155
What episode is this from
>>6888155
who dat
>>6887726
The Lighthouse monster having it's scarecrows stealing presents while dressed as elves.
https://picarto.tv/DeadCarl
Might as well have a Christmas stream.
>>6888221
>steven does this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Z8cHac6cg
>steven fuckign DIES
>>6888276
give pericookie
>>6888077
meh
>>6887881
>[pbbbblt intensifies]
>>6888213
I'd join but my Internet is shit, sorry Charles
>>6888306
Does Lapis earn a pearl point for this?
>>6888331
yes but im wondering what she will choose from the price pouch
>>6888331
I don't know, but lapis sure gave Pearl a pointy something
>>6888318
Thats cool i'll post the complete sketches here.
>>6887726
Pearl giving out presents from the Pearl Prize Pouch?
>>6888213
Stream request
Merry Christmas /sug/, love you faggots
fucking merry titsmas you lil shits
http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
>>6888527
That shit is dead as fuck.
>>6888556
Homeworld being ripped apart by Steven when?
>>6886479
I bet you have a great recipe for your cookie doUGH
>>6888662
See this is what Connie should be.
Not this ninja warrior girl bullshit.
>>6887003
that guy clearly learned drawing lines from Dr Seuss
>>6888696
sure make her a generic love interest
what could possibly go wrong
>>6888734
Im kissing that cook
Merry christmas /sug/
We're waiting to open presents until my whole family is here, but I'm a little salty because I don't think I got Pokemon Sun/Moon. I don't want to sound like a greedy fuck, and I probably got some extra money that I can buy it with but damn it I really wanted that.
>>6888734
fuck zuke but I love her drunk pearl
>>6888734
(((happy holidays)))
>>6888744
I got pokemon sun and moon for christmas
>>6888756
It's inclusive.
>>6888766
I'll trade you this paperclip and toothpick I have at my desk for it.
And I'll suck your dick. Deal?
>>6888662
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
What are you filling up the dead times of christmas with, /sug/?
I'm watching tool-assisted speedruns
>>6888823
Playing Let It Die.
>>6888730
She already is, she just happens to be a Mary Poo in Loo as well.
>>6888823
Watching Deadcarl drawing Priyanka with huge tits.
>>6888852
how can a character this flawed be a mary sue
>>6888823
About to go to my sisters place
>>6888744
Over here it's tradition to open the presents on the 24th.
I got a waffle iron and a nicer dicer, I'm happy.
>>6888856
What actual flaws does she have at this point?
>>6888856
What are her flaws?
She's gotten everything handed to her for no reason.
>>6888870
Carl your country is weird. Have Christmas normally.
>>6888823
watching hotdiggedydemon's new series.
Even though I find his humor very hit or miss, man he's really likable. It's nice to see him do something somewhat sincere like that
>>6888882
She's insecure, cowardly, dishonest when convenient, emotionally ungrounded, a smartass, awkward/dorky, despite training most likely physically fragile. The only two advantages she has in combat is that she's nimble and motor coordination.
>>6888870
>I got a waffle iron and a nicer dicer, I'm happy.
That sounds good, I bet you're going to get a lot of use out of those. Do you like to cook?
Personally, I always ask for hobby stuff or video games. I'm always jumping around to different activities and I need a lot of things to do otherwise I get bored fast.
>>6888896
Germany IS weird. But mostly a nice weird.
>>6888951
What if I told you I got you a nice pair of brand new Lapis!!!
Any kikes in here that can tell me what you guys do on Christmas Day?
>>6888962
Will the Lapis lay eggs for me to eat?
>>6888951
yeah, I enjoy cooking. Although I almost never cook anything that comes from my own country, oddly enough. Recently I've taken interest in making Gumbo (although getting Okra over here is tricky). Actually prepared some yesterday for family dinner tonight.
And I can relate to the activity jumping. There's just so much interesting to try!
>>6888974
Now, now anon I bought you the NEW Lapis. Which removes the egg shitting feature but implements Lapis giving you foot jobs and sings for you!
>>6888962
I got my gf Lapis Lazuli earrings to match the pendant I gave her last year. She's very happy with them.
>>6888944
>She's insecure, cowardly
In season one. Gem Hunt in general was just an episode of bad writing.
>dishonest when convenient
And yet suffers no repercussions because of it. If anything the one time she got caught it led to her being liked more.
>emotionally ungrounded
So is everyone else.
>a smartass
Yet this is treated as a positive thing by the show.
>awkward/dorky
Once again, the show treats this as endearing.
>despite training most likely physically fragile
Which we haven't actually seen yet.
>>6888988
I'm happy with my dappy Lappy
Thanks anon
>>6888996
How dare you forget about the Lapis that follows you everywhere you go, (and does whatever you want btw) for a REAL GIRL?! Why.....I-.....I'm astonished by your cruelty!
>>6888996
Wow, that sounds really nice. You should post pics of the pendant and earrings.
>>6889033
>You should post pics of the pendant and earrings
Yea, to prove SHE'S REAL
>>6888968
kill yourself
>>6889055
Indexer gimme a break I'm on a phone rn...
>>6889063
If you take Indexer on a date he will be less tsundere
>>6889082
Stream tiddies
https://picarto.tv/DeadCarl
>>6889105
>no heart cutout
>>6889108
Everyone is Indexer, so take everyone
>>6889001
>Gem Hunt
still is in know your fusion. Or my take on it, at least.
>suffers no repercussions
hard to tell. we have seen her interact with almost no normal, socialized but her mom who is unreasonable herself.
>so is everyone else
agreed. And everyone suffers.
>positive
I always got the feeling it wasn't treated as anything at all. Although to be honest, if the show would have taken the time to explicitly spell out that every bad character trait the cast has/had is bad, we'd have needed 2 extra seasons to explore the messes that were season 1 pearl and amethyst. Luckily, they developed nicely.
>the show treats this as endearing
well of course. It's a show focused on outcasts, made from outcasts, and for outcasts. And honestly, it can be. But in normal, general society this is a burden, and outside the vacuum of the show that is pretty clear to the viewer.
>haven't seen yet
I'm waiting for that, honestly. But for now I assume she is, occam's razor.
>>6889119
>using .PNG
I see you indexer don't worry, I gotch yo numbuh!
>>6889055
Merry KYSmas, Indexer
>>6889105
>post about no heart cutout
>visit stream
>working on it as we speak
fucking based
>>6889109
Here you go.
>>6889135
Oh nvm, I see that you'd rather "build your own PC" instead of buying one with pre installed beliefs and ideologies...
>>6889138
>>6889120
I'm also looking forward to Connie being taken down a peg or two, but in the context of the show she has no real flaws at the moment.
>>6889198
Oh indexer, what's the matter?
>>6889138
>not using PNG for images consisting of large monochromatic areas, text, and thin black lines
only a monster would do that
>>6889240
Rose x vadalia when?
>>6889215
Let's meet halfway and say that the nature of her flaws are up to interpretation.
>>6889119
kill yourself
>>6889063
Don't browse 4chan's Steven Universe General on /trash/ on a phone on christmas
Don't browse 4chan's Steven Universe General on /trash/ on a phone
>>6889317
INDEXER, I LOVE YOU!!
>>6889317
this
It's not like you're not either at your or someone else's home. Why not bring a notebook at least when you're staying for a while.
>>6889337
>he browses Steven Universe General
>he doesn't watch the show
>he didn't watch Love Letters
>>6889355
The less remembered about that tombstone to fusions' personalities, the better.
>>6889145
Based Carl bringing the milf boobs.
Would you?
>>6889398
Would I what?
>>6889398
idk man. What would Doug think?
>>6889408
Taste some of this curry.
>>6889415
Who says he has to know?
>>6889217
Its time to stop anon
>>6889317
>>6889420
Not him but i'd much rather have Blueberry.
>>6889425
...
"There is someone in my Gem, but it's not me."
>>6889453
God what a fat little fuck.
>>6889448
quality tastes anon
>>6889473
I think you mean THIIC
>>6889500
No, I mean morbidly obese.
>>6889508
Then you just an extra C
>>6889524
you what an extra C?
WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS EXTRA C?
>>6889528
Turn it up sideways and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
>>6889538
which side?
>>6889538
The side with the points, you don't get off easy.
>>6889453
But seriously though, this is the "hero" of the show.
A fat fucking feminized (lady-boy) retard pacifist platitude-spouting fuckboy.
I fucking hate Steven. I especially hate his fucking dad.
>>6889562
>19 seconds
How
>>6889567
They never leave the thread
>>6889559
If you hate the main character of the show, you might just hate the show in general pal. Don't watch something you don't like.
>>6889574
I wish I could quit the show but I've got this strange thing where if I start watching more than a couple episodes of a show, I have to watch it until completion.
>>6889586
my nigga
>>6889586
How did you even make it past one episode when you hate pretty much everything about the show?
>>6889605
I got a waifu in the first episode.
Stream request.
Finally opened presents.
Some of them were exactly what I wanted, some of them were completely off base, but hey it's the thought that counts.
I reeeeally wanted Pokemon Sun/Moon, but I got an older game instead, that's not so bad but I was super hyped for the new one.
How did you guys feel about your presents?
>>6889625
kys
>>6889567
Maybe they managed to summarize his posting style in a single regular expression and let a bot so the work.
Wouldn't that be a terrifying idea? To be so transparent that someone can spot you accurately out of dozens if not hundreds of people with a single RegEx?
>>6889625
Pretty awesome, especially with some of the PS4 games i got.
>>6889625
Delete this right now
>>6888009
kiss me
>>6889639
Except if the guy has a 4chan pass, bots doesn't work here Sonata.
But that's interesting.
>>6889653
v2 captcha can be bypassed more easily than v1 and that's been a huge, recurring problem since the grid-find method has been introduced
>In the barn it was Christmas morning.
>Lapis and Peridot had asked for gifts from a strange supernatural being named "Santa" and asked for gifts.
>And to there shock and joy he delivered as under there Christmas tree lied two gifts for them.
>Peridot ripped the warping off and squeed in joy "Limb enhancers! I cant believe it he really got me limb enhancers! Peridot hugged her big green robotic appendages in joy.
>She turned to Lapis who had already ripped open the top of her gift and was looking into the large box intensely with a sly grin on her face.
>What did Santa get you Lapis?
>Lapis said "Oh its nothing just some cloths..."
>Lapis then left taking the big box with her leaving Paridot alone.
>Outside Lapis sat down with the box opining it up and smiling brightly as she looked Inside.
>"Its everything I could want."
>Inside was Steven he was tied up with tape across his mouth.
>He tried to speck through the tape and looked at Lapis with pleading sad eyes.
>Lapis stroked his cheek before closing the box again and taking him back into the barn without Perdiot knowing anything....
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>>6889667
why is it so hard to read this?
>>6889625
Got a bunch of shitty clothes, some socks, and a book about low-calorie meals. I don't cook you fucking retard. Oh and I got a bunch of comments about the "bear" coming out of his cave during dinner time. Didn't get any of the shit I asked for.
I fucking hate my family.
>>6889686
u 2
>>6889694
You got autism half way reading it, rip
>>6889653
I was just about to say that the grid method seems crackable with even with a low-brow neural network but then I saw >>6889662
Huh, the more you now
Never forget it, you bigots.
THANK YOU SANTA BUT I DON'T THINK SHE REALLY NEEDED TO BE TIED UP LIKE THIS
>>6889702
>the bear coming out of his cave
did you not spend time with your family before dinner?
>>6889586
>I've got this strange thing
Autism?
>>6889734
No I was posting on here and playing videogames.
>>6889725
9/11 forgettable
>>6889723
It's much, much simpler than that, it's color average search
street signs were google's one critical misstep in captchas
>>6889740
come on man spend some time with your family, that comment just indicated that they want to spend more time with you in a banter-y way
>>6889749
I see! Say, are those captchas actually still used productively by google?
>>6889667
Is Lapis going to stick a finger up his ass?
>>6889752
I gotta say this is the first drawing of blue diamond that I've found attractive. She actually looks white here instead of black.
>>6889756
most of them are double-checks for business photos on street view and maps, some are fed straight from deep learning devs, others are just adjustments for google image search
The rest, especially those in v1, are just transcriptions for maps to use in the future, they stopped serving mostly italian ones to me because they probably ran out, now it's mostly american, british, french and some greek ones
All in all, captchas are still doing the great part of google's work when it comes to image-to-text checks, fuck running neural networks to do that, you have hundred of htousands of people to do it for you, for free
My sister tried to print me a Jasper collage for Christmas but the photo paper screwed up. It's almost better this way.
>>6889801
For reference, it was supposed to look like this.
>>6889702
>bear" coming out of his cave during dinner time. Didn't get any of the shit I asked for.
I feel you anon. My family thinks I'm a gay loner too....
>>6889785
always saw her as a bit Arabian-influenced, which honestly can be far from ugly if done right
>>6889801
it's avant garde
>>6889801
Why would you involve your sister in your strange attraction to this gem?
>>6889702
>the bear
>>6889801
>>6889803
Holy shit I can't breathe
>>6889702
put on a fucking shirt
>>6889803
Just be happy it wasn't perfect lil lappet
>>6889822
It gets too fucking hot in my room to wear a shirt, I have to open the window despite it being cold outside to vent the heat. So fuck you and your shirt, I wear what the fuck I like. which is typically only underwear and socks. It's my fucking house.
>>6889805
That's not what I meant. I mean, that's not what they meant.
>>6889801
Yeah, that's much better.
>>6889811
>>6889793
So basically not much changed conceptually, nice. Thank you for the update!
>>6889842
i almost posted it that way
>>6889815
I make every girl I capture into Lapis
>>6889815
Because she thinks it's funny. She's a degenerate Marvel shipper and our Running gag this past year has been to send each other collages of our respective garbage crushes. We're a whole family of disappointments.
>>6889837
Are you the guy that yelled at your mom because you didn't want to wear a shirt?
>>6889855
kill yourself retard
>>6889862
is your sister cute
>>6889872
I love you too indexer. My dearly beloved xoxoxo ;)
>>6889872
How was your Christmas so far, Indexer?
>>6889855
>Anon hapilly goes about wearing his shitty Chistmas jumper.
>He is heading back into Beach City, after giving Steven his Christmas present.
>On the way back he spots Jasper?
>She's also wearing nothing but gym shorts and a bra.
>The goliath gem comes up to Anon, and smiles
"You forgot my present."
>Anon splutters
"No matter, I'll just take it."
>Anon feels Jasper's hand grab his member.
/Shit Greentext.
>>6889862
What does she ship?
>>6889801
I wish I had a sister who cared enough about me to make me beautiful collages of my waifu
>>6889885
pretty chill
>>6889872
Idk man. Jasper has a little too much THICCness. I would never be able to please a woman of her size.
>>6889881
She's a Marvel shipper Tumblr-type, so no
>>6889895
>Shit Greentext.
>great green text
>greatest green text
Later, fags
and Merry Christmas
>>6889914
Why, is your cock too small?
>>6889896
Stucky, Iron Man and Cap, and a bunch others I can't remember
>>6889929
I'M A JEW
>>6889904
awesome, same here. Got any presents or gave any?
>>6889945
hehe
gud one
>>6889934
I hopping to hear some mutants from either X-force or X-men
Going to take a little break, i'll probably stream some more later.
>>6889947
My presents were mostly money today, to and from. The good presents I got and gave at the start of december
>>6889957
I am at a Chinese restaurant as a matter of fact!
>>6889994
Rebeccaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>6889988
At the start of December? Is that tradition or some practical reason behind that?
I only prepared a special Christmas dinner for my family this year because I've been explicitly forbidden to gift anything (they have too much tat already)
>>6889837
>clothes
>dieting books
least subtle message i've ever seen
put on a fucking shirt, stop yelling at your mom, and lose some weight you obese piece of shit
better do it quick before your mom grows a spine and kicks you out
>>6889974
Hey Carl, love you.
Merr Chrissmass.
>>6889994
top kek. Hope it's a nice one, most here are crap sadly. How did that even become a thing among jews? Always wondered
>>6889974
See you later, Coral.
I wish there were more pregnant gems
>>6890043
Your fetish is shit
>>6890029
merrrr chirstler to you too
>>6890043
I want preggo lappy to lay dozens of eggs for me so I can make a juicy mega omelette
>>6889801
>tfw no gf
I want peridot's butt virginity.
>>6889447
Come on Anon, have a taste. Take a good long lick down there.
What if you got your very own Jasper for christmas
but she had an 29 inch long, flaccid, uncut cock?
>>6890109
Peridot isn't for sexual.
>>6890139
kys
Rebecca has ten hours to post that Christmas drawing before she is confirmed to be a narcissistic abusive liar
>>6886430
I fucking hate you all.
>>6890139
Is there any way to trade her in for a Pearl that would love me and doesn't have a penis? Or maybe a Lapis?
>>6890150
okay
>>6890033
We Jews love Chinese food this time of year. We were both persecuted in the the 1940s and 30s for our beliefs.
>>6890139
I would tell her to shapeshift the cock away for a tentadick and overall be very pleased with my gift
>>6890153
You can trade her in for a Pearl, but it's a chubby short Pearl
Ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4lY6UPWWkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR9L34PIGoY
>>6890177
Hmm...
This might not necessarily be a bad thing. I would have to see what this Pearl looks like first.
>>6890148
She's busy trying to make a baby with Ian, give her time
>>6890148
She confirmed that a long time ago
>>6890177
If I got a chubby Lapis it would be the perfect Christmas
>>6890181
Like this, but with a Pearl instead of a Peridot.
>>6890179
Peridot has some really nice hips and ass in this shot.
>>6890199
Congratulations!
>>6890202
Fuck no then.
>>6889988
>The good presents I got and gave at the start of december
Are you Dutch or Belgian? Because that sounds like you celebrated Sinterklaas.
>>6890206
Little too much I'm not into Zuke sized, scale back a bit
>>6890165
And there I thought German history classes had done the third reich in excessive detail, but the chinese foo chapter we have apparently skipped
>>6890227
Is this better?
>>6890227
Kinda like this? A chubby sassy version of your waifu?
This is the type of Peridot I want.
>>6890276
That's pretty fucking disgusting bro.
It's 81 degrees outside.
>>6890179
some quality porn rite there
>>6890308
What the phuck do they mean by "shirt"?
>>6890341
a t-shirt or whatever clothes you have in your torso
>>6890341
good question
>>6890224
not sure if that's still indexer talking, but he's italian
>>6890308
Kekked
>>6890352
>>6890354
No, I meant what the fuck is a shirt?!
>>6890369
your mom
>>6890382
I can't where my mom you idiot!
>>6890139
Steven Universe, by Gura Nyuutou
>>6890029
kill yourself phoneposter
get a better browsing app
>>6890019
>>6890224
nah, it was just convenience, for all the parties involved
>>6890404
I'm phone poster my sweet love, but that wasn't me. Teehee!
>>6890393
when will they bring those back?
>>6890401
or Rivet
>>6890424
They're torn to shreds and gone forever.
>>6890435
they won't buy new ones?
>>6890404
I see!
>Steven is under the mistletoe with your favourite SU character.
>Steven blushes as he leans in to kiss.
>The kiss is long and passionate
>He pulls back and blushes as he says "Do you want to go out on a date?
>How dose your fave SU character react?
>>6890204
>perifags are all either pedophiles or autistic frogfuckers
>>6890483
>Implying there's anything wrong with fucking frogs.
Merry Christmas.
>>6890509
I am not particularly fond of the Lapidot pairing, and the large following it has procured online, combined with the interference it has caused in the show's plot, has caused me to have some negative associations with the pairing in question. As such, when I see art depicting the pairing known as Lapidot, on a forum for the discussion of Japanese cartoons or otherwise, I get rather exasperated, as I am once again reminded of the bad taste in my mouth that has been left behind by Lapidot.
In short, end your existence at the nearest possible opportunity so that I, and many others like me, will no longer have to be assaulted by your inferior taste in cartoon space rock pairings. Good day to you, sir.
>>6890308
>I played a game with Kevin because they needed it
Am I Stevonnie?
>>6890474
fucking timetravel REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6890509
What the fuck are they watching?
>>6890474
>>6890523
Pollinic Girls Attack! 2
>>6890517
Oh, you.
>>6890369
kill yourself phoneposter
>>6890528
Implying Jasper doesn't want Rose's sons big meaty cock in her vagina.
>>6890536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3GAV7zK7PE
>>6890517
https://youtu.be/6DE3wZnitJE
>>6890423
all phoneposters are the same
>>6890545
Well you can't just say that without getting a .PNG to correct me, love.
>>6890548
>>6890573
That is one tiny Jasper.
>>6890580
That's one BIG Steven.
>>6890573
OH look it's a tiny Jasper! XDXDXD
>>6890592
>Steven
>no gem
>>6890474
>tfw the gem who cucked you from your fat pink mom waifu and your blue water witch waifu was secretly in love with you this whole time
>>6890604
>Rose staged the entire rebellion just because Jasper rejected her
>>6890564
It's any image really, the fact it's reencoded whatever the format it is saved as is the problem
>>6890616
>Jasper was made after the war had started
No
>>6890573
Greg/Steven fusion gives Jasper the murdercock when?
>>6890632
Did you even watch Beta
>>6890652
Are you actually retarded?
>>6890652
What?
>>6890632
Don't worry, it's an AU.
>>6890695
So 'yes'
>>6890604
Mmmmhhh can you imagine Jaspers cute blushing confused face as the person she hates the most give her the most passionate loving kiss of her life and asks her on a date? Absolutely sublime
>>6890695
Nevermind.
>>6890691
rekt by the murdercock
>>6890632
>being retarded
No
An anon requested Steven sledding with best gem. Dunno if he's still here, but enjoy either way.
>>6890703
I imagine Jasper blushing at least twice a day.
>>6888668
late, but made me laugh
>>6890738
After punching you?
>>6890703
Maybe she would even accept.
>>6890749
After whispering "fly" into her ear.
>>6890474
he's too short to reach her
>>6890745
glad to hear that
>>6890474
>>6890580
Most Jaspers are small, pathetic, and deformed... like Amethyst!
>>6890488
What is that face trying to convey?
>>6890796
They were about the size of Lapis or just a little bit taller. Even they would have been ashamed at how much of a failure Amethyst is.
>>6890818
That you're an idiot.
>>6890695
lrn2read
>>6890848
I can't read those Nordic moon runes.
>>6890737
I think I'm here, I worded it as your favourite gem. Thanks based drawfag and Merry Christmas
>>6890822
maybe the LUCKY ones were almost normal
>>6890796
>KatsKratch
whats that?
>>6890887
>Giraffe neck Jasper
>>6890905
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRTwOZoWTmQ
I want Lapis to look at me while I'm naked
>>6890980
Shut up Sapphire.
>>6890980
I'm sure she doesn't.
>>6890980
she isn't real,anon
>>6890999
It's fine she's alien so she doesn't know if I'm ugly or not. Like what if Lapis is considered one of the ugly ones by gem standards even though she's clearly the most beautiful gem to us humans? She just knows that my personality is golden and that's what matters.
>>6890993
>>6887003
Did you spend so much effort getting the hand right that you gave up on the arm?
>>6890980
What if she kills herself afterwords?
>>6891063
I'm pretty sure I'd feel pretty fucked up that my body is so hideous it made my waifu kill herself.
Maybe I'd try for another gem at that point.
>>6891077
Who gives a shit?
>>6891077
Hopefully they have Lapis see Steven naked and kill herself.
>>6891077
Based ones who actually care about the fans like Zuke are probably applauding these posts. Narcissists and hacks like Sugar probably don't even give a shit about us.
>>6891096
kill yourself puke
>>6891077
We know Ian, Rebecca, and Zuke like gem porn
>>6891112
Zuke confirmed for liking fanfics too
>>6890980
You want her to laugh? That's sweet :)
>>6891070
You should become a Perifag.
>>6891242
>Lapis will never giggle snort at your penis
Pourquoi la vie
>>6891242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nGp0gzj_QU
>>6891242
As long as it's a playful laugh like "okay now is the time for sexual" and not "oh god your dick is pathetic" laugh.
>>6886944
sauce?
>>6891112
Amber used to draw gem porn too
>>6891418
https://twitter.com/mohiko1974/status/785464249535475713/photo/1
learn to use GRIS
>>6890881
Pink Diamond raping Steven as Rose watches when?
>>6891824
>WD captures Steven and mind controls him
>She turns Steven into a loyal servant no different then a Pearl.
>WD uses her giant fingers to rub his little penis and molest his soft chubby body.
>Steven loves ever second of it and begs for more.
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/813130776925507585
REBECCA DOESN'T EVEN LIKE IT
WHY ARE THEY SELLING IT
>>6891924
>The Crystal Gems travel back to HW.
>After blending in they find Steven.
>A loyal "Pearl" to his Diamond.
>No matter how hard they try, Steven won't come with them, he just wants to serve his Diamond
>>6892100
>WD knows the Crystal gems are on homeworld. But instead of capturing them WD decides to humiliate them and crush there spirits.
>She broadcasts herself molesting Steven on all live screens on homeworld for all of homeworld to see and listen too.
>The Crystal gems look on in horror and sadness as there precious little Steven is turned into nothing but a toy for WD and she molests him making him moan and beg for more declaring him self as WDs propriety.
Another one bites the dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>6892594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
new thread soon?
>>6892633
Nah
how's life going /sug/artits?
>Page 10
Guys?..
Need New Thread Asap
>>6892874
>>6892887
21 gun salute
Sug died as it lived
in vain
>>6892948
There is no rest for the wicked
It's sug's destiny
>>6892948
No
for George Michael's sake anon
>>6886430
>>6890139
Anal sex on the receiving end from Jasper has enough force to crack the firmament.
But it comes only without love. Only lust.
Jasper's thick, needy erection refuses to name one it truly belongs to. It yearns not for love of any sort, lusting only after hostile, frigid penetration. Glacial in intimacy but surely not in movement--Jasper's hard shaft would barrel into the warm, moist hole she had chosen as that which would receive her.
(Continue? Y/N)
>>6893039
yes
>>6893039
That's great and all but when does she fuck Sapphire?