What do you want for Christmas, HG?
>>6883645
Lucille.
>>6883633 (Mewtwo)
One of them, yes. She just got in the way.
...That, and...she was too powerful to be allowed to fall in to their hands, as well.
>>6883616(Oku)
>Suddenly, a wall of flame comes between the two men
>It lowers to reveal... An animal?
Young man... Just what are you doing?
Summon an avafag with an image pertaining to them
>>6883645
More games hosted and threads more alive
Not just for Christmas, all the year, Santacola.
>>6883587
I am pretty sure today is the Constitution Day in Taiwan. Comes from my magic wand !
>>6883596
>Caresses the Katzjödel
>>6883599
I wonder, where does ideas come from...
>>6883656
Would you say more or less powerful than her clones?
>>6883623
Now you are being crazy!
>>6883616
>>6883666
>Richter just falls and observes the scene unfolding before him.
>>6883519
I use this place largely for that. Where I come from, most people don't speak English primarily... Hm. I'm just interesred now.
>>6883614
We'll see.
>she closes her eyes, and after light envelops her body... she's now outfitted in the same coat, as well as a pair of glasses, and a sword at her side.
>>6883643
>it's soft to the touch, and she looks relieved by Rika's reaction. Her face lightens up a bit.
I couldn't do any less for you, sis. Merry Christmas.
>>6883671
You have a magic wand?
>>6883599
I stand corrected. While time travel is possible in far fatched theories. How realistic is it? Would the human body be capable of physically handle it? I do not expect them to. Do not let my background frighten you. I am making hourly progress on adapting myself towards compelte integration into human society.
>>6883598
You have shown me kindness I would not give out myself so readily. You are worthy. I will not accept excuses. Inform your dockmaster that I am setting sail within a few moments and expect to arrive in exactly 544 minutes and 12 seconds starting from the exact moments of my departure. Starting now
>She calmly walks towards a sandy beach, taking a good look around her. With one leap after another she maakes way to her battleship, gracefully landing on the bow. She turns around, gives Nagato a polite nod before submerging, beginning a long travel towards unknown territory.
((As much as I'd like staying here for Christmas. I will not. If I don't reappear the coming days. Merry Christmas. Or happy holidays if you don't believe in Christmas))
>Kongou
>>6883645
What I want for Christmas is something I always wish for... more time with my brother, and reclaim that lost Spark between us.
>>6883645
>Soviet: Either family time or an SKS. Rifle is nice work.
>Okuyasu: New clothes and maybe a cure for my dad.
>Storyteller: Nothing much, maybe a Pip Boy game. before the bombs fell.
>>6883677
...That's... Sol! Just what sort of abilities do you possess?
>>6883687
Yes. Now guess its utility.
>>6883671
What's that supposed to mean? Ideas come from your head, dummy!
>>6883658
That's why we have to capture a Time Traveller and make them spill the beans!
That's the first step! I don't expect to fully understand the future, I've accepted that, but it doesn't mean I can meet a Traveler that can show me something fun!
>>6883645
More rest. And a new chainsaw.
>>6883676
So long.
>a kill swipe erases your head.
>>6883645
Somebody to love.
https://youtu.be/kijpcUv-b8M
>>6883715
>Before you can complete the action, she stop your hand and burns it a bit.
Did you not hear me? Why are you assailing this man who has done nothing to you?
>>6883710
I wonder, where does our heads come from...
>>6883718
>sobs in the distance
>>6883645
Some me time, that's what I want for Christmas.
>>6883748
Atleast it isn't full moon at Christmas where you are at...right?
>>6883734
>his hand is burnt but his stand completes the action before fading away
He's a bad guy! You're too late anyway.
>>6883708
It does magic?
>>6883669
>>6883766
Why DID YOU JUST-!?
>Suddenly, fire bursts from the ground beneath your feet, enveloping you in flames
>>6883673
Hm.... Even in a heavily-damaged and otherwise underpowered machine, she still held her own by herself, for a significant period of time. Two is likely the most powerful of us, even with her instabilities.
I can't say much beyond that. Take of it as you will.
>>6883677
At least one of use would have fun.
...Where is that?
>>6883645
A lot of things, most being personal. What I want most, however... I just want everyone to be happy. Maybe a happy ending for everyone would be cool, too.
>>6883671
Mei'd totally be proud if she heard that... Anyway, I'm PRETTY darn sure that today's Buy Nothing Day. It's legit, and I'm sure it's totally today!
>>6883674
No, I'm being the hero! Check the calendar; today's clearly Bloomsday, and you know it!
>>6883784
>starts spazing out from the flames
TOO HOT! SOMEONE HELP!
>his stand comes out and swipes at your arms to try and disable them
>>6883645
...I want mom to be happy again. And to spend more time with people.
>>6883677
Hehe...you didn't have to do a thing. Ugh, if I knew, I would've done...SOMETHING! I don't know....
>>6883786
Likewise, I consider myself more powerful than my progenitor, even if we do have similar capabilities.
>Don't jack off for two weeks
>Shoot myself in the eye when I finish
>>6883718
I'll love you babe~
>>6883850
Dude that's fucking gay as fuck, you disgusting shiteating faggot. Kys.
>>6883850
No, Izaya-kun.
>>6883814
>She simply ducks, and a pillar of flame reduces the stand to ashes.
>She walks up and digs a heel in your neck, while making the flames die down
...Now then, do you understand what you have just done? You killed a man who only wanted to reform and atone for his past sins by saving his his one true friend.
You have robbed him of that opportunity.
>>6883794
No. Today is Hitler's birthday!
>>6883772
>>6883794
Yes! I can do magic with my wand ! Wanna see my most renowned trick, the disappearance one?
Here comes nothing !
>>6883824
It's not all upsides...
>Eight sighs, and sits down on the ground.
...It was all so simple before I woke up here.
>>6883850
I thought we had something, Aussie.
>>6883884
Wowoweee that was neato!
>>6883886
>Mewtwo looks at Eight before tilting his head upward slightly to look at the sky.
...You have woken up twice.
>>6883882
Nuh-uh, his was on... Uh... April? I forgot. Anyway! Clearly, today is Friendship Day! Because of that, do you wanna be friends?
>>6883884
You can? Hot damn, I'm impressed that you can magic! I'm ready when you are, because this trick might blow me outta the water!
>>6883879
He could have told me that first, I am not that smart...
>he dies as his spirit goes to heaven, to attempt to cuck Rohan from Reimi
>>6883861
<3
Love you too anon~
>>6883867
Friendzoned again...
>>6883890
I have something with everyone really.
>>6883645
Matoi
>>6883922
That's as far as I'm willing to take it with another man. Your prejudice when it comes to hosts like me was your own downfall.
>>6883922
But I thought ours was special, you cheeky bugger! What's your deal?
>>6883913
Sure! Ok! What now?
>>6883923
I swear to god, I'll fag matoi seriously, don't force me, faggot.
>>6883907
...That sounds very philosophical.
>She follows his gaze.
>>6883916
>As she stands over the young man's corpse, she can only squeak out.
R-Richter...
>>6883943
Sweet! That's something I didn't see coming!
...I didn't plan ahead for this. G-Good question. What now? Um... Wanna go get some cake and chow down like it's our last meal?!
>>6883940
ily tamaki-kun
please notice me
>>6883950
>From out of the shadows, a figure steps out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-6Bfm6koUY
Crying over me, your majesty?
>>6883940
But I'm sure I'd get many women interested in your hosting thing, some are into that guy on guy stuff. We could make some serious cash.
>>6883941
No one's special, welcome to the world.
>>6883950
>Unfortunately he is resurrected and returns here.
Why didn't you tell me before I got to hm?
>>6883948
>Mewtwo does not break his gaze towards the sky as he speaks.
I suppose. You woke up physically, finding yourself in this place. You then have begun to woke up mentally while talking with me.
>>6883962
Richter! B-But how...
>>6883969
You! But... Hold on, I forgot... This place...
>>6883946
it wouldn't be the same
>>6883966
Excuse me? I may be at the bottom of the world, but that's no way to treat anyone! Haere atu!
>>6883957
Ok! But not too much! I have to watch my weigh you know!
>>6883969
Hmph. I'll answer. That information wasn't necessary for you to know. Though I never expected such a violent reaction from you.
>>6883982
That was something I was simply testing out. An illusion made from mana.
>>6883978
Or perhaps even sooner.
...I think I feel a different sort of headache coming along.
>>6883958
I have noticed you today.
>>6883966
I am a Prince, type. The twins always have the brotherly love type covered.
>>6883984
Kiss my ass, I'll make it.
>>6884005
thank youuuuuuuuu
>>6884003
It is a headache resulting from realization, is it not?
>>6884012
NO GODDAMN IT
NO
>>6883998
Weight, schmeight, mate! I've got so much damn cake I could feed a nation and still have leftovers for Africa! When do we start?!
>>6884036
That's fucking it, Dean.
I'm cucking you. Prepare your asshole.
>>6883982
Don't think too hard. I am just lucky I am alive.
>>6884000
If I see a bad guy I will beat the living shit out of him.
>>6883815
Do something if you'd like. I won't hate you for being late... I'll save that for someone else.
>>6884000
>>6884045
I'll just... See myself out now. I feel so silly.
>Blaze retreats to somewhere else
>>6884039
Right now!
>>6884021
Yeah. Exactly. Did you have one, too...?
>>6884045
That type of thinking will get you killed. And I have no plans against you or anyone innocent.
>>6884057
Until next we meet, your majesty.
>>6884080
Myself? No. It was an educated assumption about the headache, though I have had realizations personally.
>>6884075
Then have some, my man! I'm too generous for my own good, for real!
>
Direct me to the nearest table and we'll have a feast like it's the end of the mill... Millennium!
>>6884048
I mean- it's just- I don't- where to even....
>She sorta proceeds to start awkwardly stumbling over her words, fidgeting with the scarf.
>>6884102
Wha? End of Millennium?!?
>>6884095
Oh. Well. You're better off, then.
...I've talked with you more, now, than I have with anyone else in total.
>>6884089
I do what my heart tells me! It's not my fault you fucked up the message smartass!
>>6884132
...Yeah, the end of millennium. You know, how they partied in 1999 since it was gonna be 2000? Why do you ask?
>>6883645
Death
>>6884168
Motorboat yourself to death
>>6884143
And had deeper conversation with myself than them, I imagine.
>>6884152
Believe me, I consider myself a bad guy... But I don't want to hurt anyone anymore... It's time for me to go.
>Richter goes back to his world.
>>6884168
>Kissu
>>6884158
Cause I am part of Millennium!
>>6884191
Of course. Before today, it was never any more complex than orders.
>>6884206
Even here, you were ordered around, away from your superiors?
>>6883645
Vert to love me
>>6884224
this makes me want to vomit
CHIBIKKO
LEWDS
>>6884202
Well, duh, of course you are. Everyone is. It's 2016 right now, so it'd be dumb to say we're not a part of millennium.
>>6884224
Those better be pillows she's holding...
>>6884224
>Hyper tits
Give Kamina a loli this Christmas.
>>6884215
...I said 'before today'.
>>6884224
>Expansion
Delete
>>6883645
i want to stop being called "ditto". but wishes are only wishes...
>>6884242
No, Millennium! The organization!
>>6884273
ay m8
pretend it never happened and it'll disappear eventually
>>6884264
You only arrived today? How naive of me. I had assumed you've been here longer than I.
>>6884224
Hey, Guardian. That's just weird. I mean yeah I'm flattered but uh...Those re too pig for my tastes. And I don't even have tastes if that says anything.
>>6884277
I mean, well, you COULD call 2000 an organisation, but it's not really one in the traditional sense, so... Eyyup.
>It completely flies over his head. Typical American.
>>6884273
Blue demon ava when?
>>6884241
What are you doing?! GET THAT OUT OF HERE YOU CREEP!
>>6884263
>Send them to me instead
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah
>>6884309
Don't worry, you're in the picture too.
>>6884311
you look like you're a telesan-sation
>>6884282
I have been. I've just never talked to anyone, actually.
>>6884318
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah god you're hilarious
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah
>>6884318
>crowds booing
>>6884323
I suppose, then, I am glad you opened up to myself first and foremost, as now that you are somewhat enlightened, you may feel more free to talk to those around you.
>>6884296
Look at my armband!
>>6884328
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah
>>6884328
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah well aren't you a handsome one
>>6884351
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah gay
>>6884362
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah for you lemme get that succ my telebrother
>>6884316
>Oh shit I didn't see that. Best gift so far today.
>>6884300
N O
O
>>6884373
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah i have no dick to swallow my telebrother
Tricky kys
>>6884387
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah well what's that thing on top of your telehead my telebrother
>>6884345
Possibly....
>She rubs at her eyes, and stifles a yawn.
This is too much for one day.
>>6884400
If you need rest, I understand. It is only natural.
>>6884395
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah that's the amount of suffer my teleexistence brings me
>>6884383
I'll just go now...
>>6884420
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah it's pretty small, not nearly as long as my own
>>6884422
Ignoring them will help. Have a Merry Christmas cutie.
>>6884349
Hm...
>America looks completely puzzled, studying it in clear confusion. This proves to be too much for him, so he decides to jump to the most plausible conclusion.
...Are you one of those fashion hipsters? Come on, man, it's about to turn 2017. Give it a rest.
hey guys what's up i'm telephisto aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah well what's that thing on top of your telehead my telebrother
>>6884435
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah hey what's that
>>6884417
Thank you, for everything.
...Good night.
>>6884455
Until we meet again: farewell, young one.
>>6884451
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah who are you my telebrother
>>6884452
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah what's what you teledisgusting telepig
>>6884455
May you rest well.
>>6884448
I thought I told you before I am Hitler Youth! I'm not a hipster!
>>6884478
...Oh, yeah, you did! I disregarded that since you were Amelia's friend. She misses you, by the way.
So you're a Nazi? I did Nazi that coming.
I hope everyone has a good Christmas.
>>6884495
She does? Yay! I have to go now! Too sleepy.
>>6884516
You too, best girl.
>>6884464
hey guys what's up i'm KKsans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah whers LFs cock
>>6884541
hey guys what's up i'm telesans aka not sans i'm from the teletubby au so yeah where do you think it is you loose telebutt telefig
>>6884516
I've gotta have a good Christmas, I'm Santa. Filling in for Finland this year, anyway. Happy holidays to you as well, miss!
>>6884518
Yep. You were one of her first friends here, if I recall. Go get a good night's sleep, dude. Nighty-night.
Who started this cancerous telly tubby shit?
>>6884539
You're flattering me.
>>6884559
You're Santa? But I thought Santa was a lot...rounder.
>>6884568
me
it is meant to be a mock parody
>>6884591
i want that game :c
>>6884603
Have you seen the dude who has put thousands of hours into every single Putt-Putt game on Steam?
>>6884576
Yep, I'm filling in for Santa this year instead of Tino! And I'm plenty round, aren't I? I mean, I'm American!
...That makes me round by default, or so I'm told.
>>6884620
no?
>>6884630
You have much to learn.
>>6884603
get on steam
sent ;^)
The day has now passed in the relevant portion of this realm, now making it Christmas!
A happy holiday to you all, and enjoy it while you have yet to perish or your mind possessed by greater beings.
In and around the lake
>>6884671
what the fuck
i am not ready for this knowledge
>>6884683
I want to have sex with you.
>>6885104
kys
...stop being dead...
>>6885113
Mfw thred ded
ded
>>6885323
you can't tell me what to do
>dies
>>6885340
>casts life2
>>6885343
what the fuck, man
>jumps off a cliff
>>6885352
>uses revive
>then casts life3
>>6885355
>stabs
That's my line!
>dies
>>6885372
>life3 activates, fully reviving you
>>6885380
jesus christ, just let me die
>burns alive
>>6885394
Jesus! Alright!
>casts Luminaire
>>6885398
thanks, mang
i thought you told me to stop being dead, but whatever lmao
>dies
>>6885426
No problem.
>contiues on journey
>... Throws a revive from afar, and runs
>>6885447
MOTHERFUCKER
>sprints after at incredibly high speeds
Falling asleep on myself here
>doesn't die
>>6885469
What are you? Yomu?
It's so quiet in here.
>>6885492
I blame lack of a current game
>>6885499
What kind of game?
You guys sure are spending the holiday in an odd way.
>>6885503
A game of hunger
>>6885503
Sex games.
>>6885504
>I still have like four hours until I celebrate with my family.
>>6885510
Hi death!
>dodges blade
Shanananana Myon!
>>6885492
It is? Well, I assure you that it's not my fault. I'm just doing things while waiting, that's all.
>>6885504
It ain't my fault I'm shoving Christmas cake down my face while the big day arrives! It's how every American does it, you know?
>>6885504
I've never really celebrated a holiday like this, so I wouldn't know, but it sounds fun.
>>6885515
I have a pretzel! Do you want to share?
>>6885525
I have no family within 2,000 miles to celebrate with. And my only friends I would celebrate with, are either atheist, or Satanist
>>6885522
Not here, there isn't. You can try somewhere else.
>>6885539
That's okay! I'm not saying it's anyone's fault. Everyone's probably just enjoying their holidays.
>>6885542
Sure!
>>6885559
Sex games starring you.
>>6885556
go with the Satanists
>>6885566
>stabs
>>6885565
>Gives you a piece
Here you go! Don't eat it too fast, I heard they can make you sick.
>>6885566
Did I you not hear me? I said go somewhere else.
>>6885525
Ah, seems some people celebrate the day before instead.
>>6885539
Alfred!
>Bro hug
It's good to see you my friend! How have things been?
>>6885542
There is a first time for everything!
>>6885583
I'll go balls deep in you.
>>6885577
I would, but I learned my mistake last time... All that blood...
>>6885583
>nibbles her half
>>6885588
Sure there is! Do you have anyone to celebrate it with?
>>6885594
Okay buddy, now you're starting to piss me off. Do you want to go?
>>6885594
can you stop being disgusting
>>6885606
Deep inside your pussy, yeah.
>>6885605
>She watches intently
It's good, isn't it?
>>6885559
And I certainly am, lemme tell you that much! Who knew that us Americans could eat so much during Christmas?
It's kinda quiet, but that's good. Peace and quiet's nice.
>>6885588
>Alfred laughs, giving Garma a solid pat on the back.
Ay, Garma! Life's been going fine for me! I've been thinking about a few things, pondering about my friendships... Most importantly, I feel more optimistic than I have in a long time. What's up, my man?
>>6885612
My pussy? Oh, that's dusty.
>She motions to the cat at her leg
He's cute, isn't he?
>>6885626
Almost as cute as your chocolate butthole.
>>6885614
Yes. Thank you.
>bows politely
>>6885633
Calm the fuck down Ramsay.
>>6885615
I wish I could eat that much every day, I don't get much time for food. You know, saving the world and all..
>>6885639
>She finishes stuffing her face with the current one, before pulling out another
Do you want more? I made sure to grab a few.
Happy holidays everyone; faring well as of now I suppose?
>>6885606
I wish I had someone to celebrate with...I guess that's why I'm here. To feel less lonely.
>>6885615
That's great to hear my friend! You wouldn't be a great hero if you weren't optimistic right! I've been feeling better as well, how have you been celebrating, other than cake I mean.
>complain about laptop keyboard being shit for last month
>family buys replacement laptop keyboard
>can properly type without having to slam keys 3 times or go back and correct typing errors
Feels so fucking good.
Merry Christmas, you chucklecucks.
>>6885660
Thank you, but I'm good now. I finally have enough energy to activate the portal to Hell, and kill us all! All thanks to you!
>>6885681
Merry Christmas to you too, Faildachi
>>6885671
Hey Baki. Long time no see! Things are always great when I'm around you guys!
>>6885695
>that image
What... I.. I am so confused
>>6885660
But I'm the hero too, and I always find time for food. Hm... You'd have a lot of time for food if you took a break every once in a while, y'know?
>>6885671
Yep! It's Christmas already, man! Hot damn, I've never been so hyped for something in my entire life! You been doing good?
>>6885676
I mean, yeah, but it's been a long time since I've felt this way. I feel like I could give... Speeches...
>He sighs.
Aaaaand there the mood goes. Crap. Anyway, I've been eating and listening to some festive music, like I always have been! I feel amazing, I can't lie!
Merry christmas
>>6885676
What are you talking about? You have us.
>>6885685
A portal to wha-? Not on my watch you don't!
>She strikes a defensive stance
>>6885723
I can't just take a brake from being an every day hero, you know..
>>6885695
There's been some swank new deals on KFC to bad I'm on a diet though, say it's nice seeing you as well Garma. Especially in high spirits!
>>6885723
Yup. I've been faring incredibly well hero, I'm stoked just as you are.... and everybody for that matter.
>>6885728
Merry Christmas dude.
>>6885728
>be me
>have external hdd fail, with all my info for work on it
>brakes fail on car, get into wreck
>said wreck gets me 800 dollar ticket
>no one in family even talks to me, let alones wishes me a merry chtistmas
Merry FUCKING Christmas to you, too!
>>6885754
But you're talking to a hero right now, and he eats food all the time!
>
I believe you can take a few minutes off to have a feed, right?
>>6885760
I mean, of course! I'm glad everyone's smiling, it gives me a break from doing the smiling for them! Ain't the weather just beautiful?
>>6885760
Now time to beat someone with this bag
>>6885768
Should have kept a backup, stupid.
>>6885754
You're too late!
>the portal opens up
Hahaha! Ha! Haha! Haha!.mandarklaugh
>out of the portal, an image starts to form
Oh boy! Which dark lord did I get?
>>6885768
just tp out lol
Oh man, it sure is getting cold lately.. Shiva must be around or something.
>Gladiolus emerges from his tent, though despite his protests of the cold he's wearing an open jacket with no shirt underneath.
>Also is anyone else's phone's service blocked from posting? I had to switch to using my shitty wifi. So if I'm not around as much, that's way.
>>6885781
That was my backup... I just replaced the hd on my laptop. As I went to transfer from my new Toshiba external, it commited sudoku... Fml
>>6885809
I'm just going to blame user error here
>>6885779
That's what I do! But is a few minutes really enough?
>>6885782
>!!!
A dark lord? It can't be!
>>6885779
All that optimism will eventually be blown right away after the holidays, and the weather's been pretty mild so far I suppose.
>>6885781
You do you, yukine.
>>6885708
https://youtu.be/SSJwNuONMgM
>>6885723
Careful not to overeat Alfred, you don't want to wake up with cramps! But I am happy you feel good regardless!
>>6885754
I guess you're right. This does feel like a home away from home!
>>6885760
Haha! Yeah, I know it's been pretty wild for me this past month, but things are looking better! Shame about your diet, this is the last time this year you truly are able to have a big feast you know?
>>6885803
You know you are going to catch hypothermia or frost bite like that!
>>6885845
Do who?
>>6885824
I would agree, cept I'm not an idiot with computers. Have done this many times before. Would have used my older external, but it only held 500gb.
I needed a 1tb to transfer everything...
Atleast my old 500gb has my games backed up on it still...
>>6885836
And that's what I do, too! I didn't think there was another hero around here! Howdy!
I mean, with a few minutes, you can eat a sandwich, a sundae, a can of soda... A lot of things, really.
>>6885845
Man, I... You don't have to tell me, that's practically a guarantee with the people here. I feel a lot less optimistic now for some reason.
Snow way you didn't just say that, right?
>>6885846
Please, I'm Alfred friggin' Jones! Stomach cramps mean absolutely NOTHING to me! DURUFU~!
Yep, I feel good. My family's here, I've got you guys and some desserts... It definitely could be worse!
>>6885866
if you replaced the hdd then why don't you still have that old hdd and an enclosure to put it in? Are you gay or something?
>>6885879
>pic
>>6885803
Well meh. Might as well ease into the fun of engorging myself with food, but I'm glad you're in such high spirits nonetheless.
>>6885860
I don't know, I won't stop you from beating anyone up with a bag man.
>>6885873
Yule find that bit of happiness in your heart man, Ice-snow of it.
>>6885846
Huh? Like what?
>There's steam coming from his exposed chest, I guess he runs hot.
>>6885879
I whiped it before making sure everything was good... Like the drunk idiot I am...
>>6885888
Good because these "presents" don't deliver themselves
>>6885898
User error
>>6885888
>A taste of what's to come when Carlos comes around here again.
Aw, heck, you really know how to cheer a guy up. You're a pretty cool dude, Baki. You're a lot less colder than you look.
>>6885902
Heyo? What was meant for me?
>>6885836
>from the gate emerges an evil figure, with a face so twisted, resistance was muda da!
>>6885888
Did you say food? Is there some kind of feast going on? Can I join..?
>He's practically drooling.
>>6885873
Careful! I'm not superstitious, but everytime you say it could or couldn't be worse. It does!
>>6885888
Thanks! How the training coming along? I wonder if you world class fighters can even take a day off.
>>6885890
I...nevermind. I guess you are really warmblooded. I don't know if you noticed but it is winter.
>>6885904
Part of it, yes. The brand new, used for the first time external failing at that point? Shitty electronics quality.
In the end, still my fault for thinking a new hdd couldn't possibly fail...
>>6885928
It could be worse, you could be cursed to hunt demons in order to stay alive.
>>6885928
I...
>Alfred's mood visibly lowers a bit.
Now that you mention it, it could get worse, couldn't it? Looks like I'm gonna have to try harder to not jinx myself! I'm gonna watch my tongue this season, believe me! DURUFU~!
>>6885928
Huh? Winter already? I didn't notice, I just thought I got caught in another blizzard spell or something..
>Each word earns another puff of steam from his mouth, he might be making clouds at this point.
>>6885939
Least that person has a sense of purpose. Are you talking from experience?
>>6885952
Perhaps that could be your new years resolution! But hey I see with your optimism it should be a cake walk for a hero!
>>6885971
Sir, you are quite literally steaming hot. Are you ok? That's not normal at all, your temperature must be off the charts!
>>6885971
Could you be any less gar for ramen?
>>6885912
>Ayy-lmao. Feeling a little delirious from pigging out like a mad man, never mind that now.
Was that your impression of me? Say I'd might was well up my appearance a bit, because I'm pretty chill.
>>6885921
Yup! It's Christmas! Ever heard of Christmas?
>>6885928
The training's been going along pretty well, and I've been taking the day off as of three-days ago.
>>6886007
Maybe. Maybe not.
>walks away before his identity is revealed
>>6886007
Normally I'm the one who flirts, thanks for the compliment though, I try to keep fit.
>He smiles proudly.
>>6886010
Gar? Like the fish? Sorry man, Noct is the fishing guy not me.
>>6886013
Oh shit! It is?!
>He seems more than panicked.
Camping out here I lost track of time! I haven't bought any gifts!
>>6886007
Of course, of course! I know I can do it, I just need a bit of guidance to get there. Thinking about it now... Maybe I should keep going my way and trying to make everyone smile! Right?
>>6886013
>Gotta eat that Christmas ham before everyone else does, amirite?
>This is relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC_mogOPGQc
The muscles and relatively quiet appearance kinda tipped me off beforehand, I won't lie. If you don't take care of it, it might snowball into something worse!
>>6886075
>that fucking game
Metrosexual Fantasy 15.
>>6886093
>The party and being unable to swap in different characters is probably my biggest complaint about the game.
What fantasy fifteen..?
>>6886013
So it's not all hardwork year round. That's good! Sometimes the body needs a break even one like yours.
>>6886026
Wait! Come back!
>>6886075
No I mean steam is literally coming from your body in a unhealthy manner!
>>6886079
Guidance? That's the first time I think you said you were looking for help.
New game when
>>6886118
And the driving. Cid's fanservice grafanservice. Hair gel as an accessory. The emo punk bitch Cloud lookalike(henceforth reffered to numale Cloud) with a gun.
I could go on
>>6886079
I'm soft-spoken at times where I choose to. I'd never give anyone the cold shoulder unless they're ticking me off. It's kinda hard to tick off a laid back guy, who's been made for trashing his opponents.
>>6886075
...you've got until the morning glad.
>>6886133
Not all year round.
>He nods reassuringly
There's days where this bod of mine needs some rest from the blood sweat and tears of labor. There's nothing more gratifying than feelings your muscles ache the next day.
Dubs I host, singles I lurk.
>>6886133
I know. That's when you know things are about to get real; when Alfred Jones admits he needs some guidance. What is this, some kinda TV drama?
I'm just kinda... What's the word? Nostalgic? Lost? Yeah, lost at the moment, honestly. Thinking about the past and all of that.
>>6886162
Hey, that's a pretty solid way to live, Baki. Being laidback is much better than being a downer. Maybe I should work on that, icy how it could help me.
>>6886167
Singles you host
Doubles I fly to Russia, and blow Mion
>>6886133
Unhealthy? I thought having a warn body was one of the things that made people be considered healthy..
>He scratches his head looking puzzled.
>>6886150
>B-but I like Prompto...
>The regalia type-f is like... Fucking stupid, the reason we like airships is because we can land pretty much anywhere and not die, the regalia type-f changes that.
>>6886162
Shit! Maybe I can find some monsters around here and find a couple of platinum bars?!
New Risk game when?
>>6886182
Singles, you host.
Doubles, you give Hoshi a dirty Sanchez
>>6886211
When you fuck off cancer
>>6886220
Okay, when you find me a hooker legitly named off cancer
>>6886226
ayy~
>off cancer
>>6886226
My middle name is cancer
>>6886180
Take that into account Alfred F. Jones. Have an ice day man. Icy you around later. I've gotta run.
>>6886203
...I'm not going to even ask... good night glad.
>>6886162
I guess you take the no pain no gain saying quite seriously huh? Your routine must be brutal ro the average man.
>>6886180
Yes, it's actually a little worrisome. What do you miss so much in the past, if you dont mind me asking?
>>6886220
Didn't get any presents from Santa I'm guessing?
>>6886230
>proceeds to bend you over, and give you the warm salami
Okay. Risk games when?
>>6886241
No
I live alone
>>6886203
Sure, but it looks like aomeone can boil an egg on your head. Who are you mysterious stranger?
I probably COULD host a risk game but I don't know how.
>>6886236
It's a relatively simple routine, I just scaled it up a bit. Any who farewell!
>>6886235
I'm totally gonna, man. I know how to get everything done, I just need a bit of time to do it. I'll catch yule later!
>>6886236
It is? Crap.
Well... I'm thinking about a lot of things. People I've forgotten, and people who I'm on bad terms with. A large bit of both. Do you ever wonder about all the people you've forgotten, Garma?
>>6886265
Do you know how to use MS Paint? Can you count?
>>6886269
>reads image
I beg to differ, rice shitter!
>>6886235
Huh? Ah, goodnight, have a merry Christmas!
>>6886264
If I could cook food with my body I would have already done so, but the name's Gladiolus, Gladio for short.
Though I'm sorry to cut this short but I was only going to stick around until Christmas mornin, since it is that now my time is up. We'll talk next time.
>Goodnight everyone, merry Christmas!
>>6886284
Yes?
But who do I prioritize when say, some gets 15 of another gets 12?
Does the attack still get that 15 or only 3?
>>6886297
Merry Jesusmas, cockfag!
>Merry Christmas
>>6886297
>>6886269
>>6886297
Take care you two!
>>6886275
I...I try not to, I try not to forget the countless men who have died under my command. And sometimes there are people who I wish I could forget.
>>6886307
That's up to you. It can be done where the winner of the roll gets his full value over the loser or just the difference
>>6886325
I feel like the former is a little more fair.
Alright. I guess I'll try this then. But do you got the pic?
>>6886297
>Meri Kirihimete! Manuia le Kerisimasi!
>>6886323
Well, it's like that but with here. I try to forget my early days here since I was... Well, cringeworthy, but I know that I've forgotten a few people back then. It just blows me away that so much time has passed, but some people just slipped outta my mind one day.
Someone that hates me sticks in my mind, and I don't know why.
>>6886342
If maps are what you mean, I can probably dig one up for you on request.
Someone please do somethin! My holiday cheer is fading! And I only have two cans of it left!
T-tell me a Christmas story, HG.
>>6886358
Please, I don't have any maps saved of course.
>>6886361
I'm gonna kill myself because I hate my life.
>>6886364
Any particular theme or location that you had in mind?
>>6886361
Santa Claus dropped his standards while making toys, the children didn't like them anymore but Santa Claus told them how they just wouldn't have fun. So the kids grew up and stopped playing with toys and now we all play with our phones.
>>6886369
You got specifically a US themed one?
Is it fairly large?
Really just any decently sized one will do.
>>6886373
T-That's a horrible Christmas story!
>>6886379
Here's a rather basic one.
>>6886373
>2016
>not playing with toys
don't ever talk to me or my Transformers or my GI Joes or my Predators or my Figmas ever again
So this is how HG looks like at 2 am. i don't miss anything when i go to sleep then
>>6886390
That'll do, thanks.
I'll take me a moment to set up of course, so sit tight.
>>6886393
DELET THIS
>>6886404
Sleep tight, east coast anon
>>6886361
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
When all of a sudden
Isis showed up
On a blood stained sleigh
All of the /k/omandos jumped out of bed
Ready to shoot some isis dead
Unfortunately, their ar15s unclean
They had a horrible malfunction spree
Cover me! Shouted an anon, so sure
That his slavshit would save him from islam torture
Isis, laughing the whole way
Said we will be back
Next Christmas day!
>>6886354
We only remember those who truly had an impacy on our lives, and we can't remember everyone because we are human, but sometimes it's good to remember your worst moments do that you may learn from them. Besides you have also made new friends as you progress right? Why does this one person stick out so much?
>>6886409
I deleted it for you
>>6886425
What was it?
>>6886440
Ur mum
Since it's Christmas I thought I'd share our official carol again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvRwUdbIOgs
>>6886446
>>6886424
But this place changed me a lot, and knowing I've forgotten someone is just awful. I don't even KNOW if I've forgotten anybody. And I remember them... The problem is that past me and present me are vastly different. It's staggering, the amount of progress I've made since then.
She started hating me recently, and it only hurts a little since things might get better in time. What hurts is that... She probably thought of me as some sort of friend before, and now she despises me. I feel like I betrayed her a small bit, and it was all because I was tired and did some dumb things! I can't explain it to you, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KHoVBK2EVE
>>6886469
>Places a hand on your shoulder
We all do dumb things Alfred, it's what makes us human. And so is forgiveness, it's never too late to make amends.
I'm sorry my good friend, but I am too tired to continue. Take care.
>>6886498
But I'm the hero. That Mizore gal even said she expected heroes to be perfect, but I'm anything but.
>He sighs.
Maybe things can be repaired, but the road is longer than it looks. I'll catch you on the flipside, Garma. Nighty-night.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YUaKqcRsABo
Post tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie_jE0Mam6Y
>>6886640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlwkikVqcFE&index=5&list=PL38SGJ4GhsMuxMBJTfwBp601ChCpbHPfT
>>6883748
>tfw you will never revive hg
>>6886640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVvoQIdD80U
>>6886640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA6djLsDgs
Dubs I host, singles I don't do anything.
>>6886956
>These Dubs say you will host boii
Evens I host, odds I don't.
>>6883645
Well, I might as well tell you what I got. Story time.
>be me
>be this morning
>open up christmas presents
>hoping for overwatch
>excited as fuck.png
>reveal a vr for a smartphone
>I don't have a smartphone
>bad start but whatever
>open up second gift
>sonic boom : fire and ice
>ohgodwhy.png
>final gift
>it's in an envelope
>it's money
>like, not even in a card, just 100 sitting in an envelope
>mfw
So, what'd you get for Christmas?
so who's here and not at the risk thread
>>6887079
Hey.
>>6887071
You'd rather have a card over cash?
>>6887071
It's 5:16 am
I'm getting myself FFX and a ps2 because I live by myself
>>6887071
>hoping for overwatch
lol
>>6887071
this
>>6887079
Here...
>>6887089
I mean, I like money as much as the next person does but, 100 in an envelope. Just sitting alone in an envelope. I'd appreciate it being with a cheesy Christmas card at least.
>>6887071
New turntable, speakers, vinyl cleaning kit, guitar picks, neato barstool, a metronome, some headphones, and pic related on vinyl.
>>6887105
Ohhh. I thought you meant like a gift card.
Yeah, I see what you mean. Still, better than nothing.
>>6887079
Hi there
>>6887111
Hi TND.
>>6887105
Would you preferred if they left the 100 dollars just laying out in the open?
Singles I host, dubs idon't.
>>6887149
Well, to be honest, yes.
Okay then... first 24.
Gimme codes too.
>>6887178
>Gibs card
>>6887191
Smolgore
>>6887191
Puru Eight
>>6887192
Thank you.
>>6887191
Biglegs
>>6887191
Sanae Kochiya
>>6887128
Well yeah, what was your first clue?
>>6887191
Michael Jones
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=crSoXeGD
>>6887191
Alfred Jones
>>6887191
Squall and Rinoa
>>6887191
Batman with a gun
>>6887071
>Looks like the only thing under the tree with my name is a card.
>On the embarrassing plus side people've been giving me a shitload of gunpla and games, more gunpla that I've gotten the entirety of the rest of this year.
>>6887191
Should be sleeping Rika
>>6887191
Cinnamon Roll
>>6887191
Burrito
>>6887191
The Player
>>6887208
>The fact that you mentioned that album to me, like, tonight.
>>6887191
Youmu Konpaku
>>6887191
Lord Beerus
>>6887191
n5wK0tCm
>>6887191
Lambda-11
>>6887191
Chinese CIA
>>6887191
Mother
>>6887071
A car. Not a new one of course.
>>6887250
Alright, seriously unfair.
>>6887191
Ringabel
>>6887191
The Hamburglar
>>6887229
Anything bigger?
>>6887191
Nelly
>>6887292
Bigger than what?
>>6887309
Bigger than that image
>>6887191
Killer Devil
>>6887191
This little girl
>>6887323
>oh, okay. Here.
One more
I want to punch Alfred in the dick.