Hunger games thread.
Fuck you I'm on my iPad edition.
>the bloodbath.
>>6877567
>cont
>>6877534
Do not hold me back or you will be discarded.
>>6877557
>The hand feels different to what she's used to. Almost as if the stoic shipgirl was one of her own kind
I never had a place to call home. I shall look forward to it. Please keep the enthousiastic members of your fleet on a safe distance. I cannot guarantee I will not lash out due to my receivers being overloaded.
>>6877572
You are speaking the obvious. Very few humans would voluntarily undertake something that would not benefit them one way or the other.
>>6877567
A large man with a red overall and a great, white beard. Who is this individual?
>>6877573
Day 1.
>>6877572
Don't need to get so uppity about it now Flash. I'm just pulling your leg.
>>6877573
You should always try and remain in some kind of stealth mode, that way your prey won't know that you're here. It makes for an easy kill without having to waste too much energy.
>>6877572
I'm sure he'll find a way to complain about his job anyway.
>>6877501
>He smiles, then shifts away from you ever so slightly. He hadn't felt that in a while, so it was almost like discovering it for the first time again.
Was that all you needed? Or do you have something hiding up your sleeve again?
>>6877620
>cont
There is no prophet but Muhammad.
كلما تعلمت عن العرب كراهيتي لهم تزيد
>>6877567
>>6877573
Teamworks needed for now.
>>6877510
Im serious! Flash is talking to her right now!
>>6877572
I have been busy fighting, I can't blame you
>>6877636
I guess I forgot the most important part and my primary function!
Surveying the new area!
>He says as he falls into the water and drowns
>>6877637
>tackles the terrorist and smashes his head with my PKP
>>6877620
Servos seizzzzz
>>6877620
Well this could be useful. Maybe
>>6877611
I will ensure all the younger girls try to mind themselves and show respect towards a new set of eyes. For as long as you wish you may call our base your home if that suits you. I will have to find a room you can call your own but in the meantime you shall stay in the guest quarters if that is fine with you.
>>6877620
>>6877611
What are you playing at? I can see you!
..Oh, I see. You just couldn't keep your eyes off me for too long, is that it?
>>6877636
Night 1.
Lots of stuff happening.
>>6877623
Huh-...hahaha, you snake, you got me good. Good luck in the-
>>6877636
...Huh. Nevermind then.
>>6877631
That kid? I'd bet he'd probably just complain about not having enough to do, if anything.
>>6877637
Do you think I care about religion?
>>6877639
Fighting? Oh, don't tell me there's some seedy robot fighting underworld.
>>6877671
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK! JACK BOTS, FIRE, FIRE!
>>6877635
That's all for now, but only because I'm behind on my Christmas shopping. Do you guys have a dress code, or would some retro duds from 2016 be OK?
Look what I am having for Christmas. I'm going to miss thr little guy.
>>6877682
Yeah. Kinda forgot to survey the area as I entered the place. I was running low on snakes anywho.
>>6877662
I will speak truthfully - I do not trust you. Just like I do not trust most of the landdwellers here.
>>6877659
Your offer of quarters is appreciated but unneeded. I need to be on my vessel if I desire to recover and rest. I can however use a sanctuary for conducting simulations for my research. I do not wish to hinder your daily operations.
>>6877671
...You are useless. You contain no usable tissue for my prototype cloning in the future. away with you!
>>6877671
How can they do that here, of all places!?
>>6877695
Perhaps I could have a piece.
>>6877639
Oh no, I'm serious too. I'll get around to it.
>>6877682
Ha, yeah. It's unreal how he finds a way to whine about anything.
>>6877700
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it was him who started it! And why the fuck are you watching?!
>>6877699
Oh, is that so? I simply find it odd you'd decide to spy on me, rather than any other "landweller". Could it be that you distrust me that much?
>>6877696
How do you run low on snakes?
>>6877611
Then again, I guess that's only practical. Still...bad idea to try and lump them all together, they're just too irregular once you break it down to the individual level.
>>6877710
Ugh. Who does he think he is? He's got legs, two hands and...HAIR, and it's not enough!
>>6877716
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>6877717
I-I wasn't watching!
...
I just happened to be there, at the time. That's all! Really.
>>6877721
Prying too much in my intentions is an effective way to earn my ire. Would you wish to continue this path?
>>6877724
How do you run low on stopping time?
>>6877726
>>6877727
Can't make it to Christmas day mass, so this'll have to do, huh?
>>6877699
I understand. Once you receive your permanent quarters you may conduct whatever simulation is needed and do do not fret about disrupting our routines. At most some of the girls might check up on you to see what you're doing out of curiosity. For now I must depart to refuel and wash off for later. Once more I will ask that you make yourself at home and have no worries. I personally hope we can meet on the battlefield one day and see which of us is truly superior. I will see you later Kongou.
>>6877735
Not even a nibble?
'
>>6877726
Thank you once more for hosting.
>>6877727
Don't bullshit me pervert! I didn't know there were fucking creeps like you in these places.
>>6877726
Take that! Vile beast!
>. . .
Any second now, he'll change back to his original...form..
>>6877746
>doesn't change one bit
>>6877688
I'm sure they wouldn't mind either way...what exactly are you planning here? You know that I can't give you clearance into the Institute.
>>6877744
....Disregard what I said. The younger members of your fleet can actually be of great help together with the most senior ones. I will discuss why at a later occasion. Farewell, Nagato. I will arrive shortly at your naval base.
>>6877733
>He chuckles and waves his hand at you, a gesture showing that he already knows he's way in over his head.
No, no, I think I already know too much.
>>6877726
Night 2
Wonder what they're having?
>>6877762
I'm here pal
>>6877756
Oh nothing like that. I'll just have some gifts ready in a few days for you, that's all.
Say, anything they don't have at the Institute that you've heard about from the past? Something only I could get you?
>>6877739
>She's too lost in her meditative prayers to hear you
...
>>6877745
Oh, you're calling ME a creep? You were the one doing *that with *him*!
>>6877765
Is that right? Tell me then, Ringabel. How much of that you know do you really understand?
And why are you beckoning me? We are already making contact.
>>6877737
Hey, you can always go and pick your snakes back up.
>>6877786
me to
>>6877724
Um... Hands? We're talking about the same guy, right?
I want to dick bread chan
>>6877786
>>6877796
Plenty of individuals seem to carry that same wish. There are females on the landmass that offer carnal services if given payment. If you seek female compan on Christmas Eve, you have a high chance of finding it there.
I want to dick you.
Yes, you.
>>6877710
Really? Er, Thanks then.
>>6877682
I wish, I'd blow it up.
>>6877800
...Rock?
>>6877812
Hey, you got drills, you can...drill things. What, you just been here that long?
>>6877809
>>6877776
I WASN'T DUMBASS! KEEP THOSE THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF!
>>6877774
...Ah, so that's what you meant. I'm sure you'll make a fine choice. Thank you in advance.
Nothing comes to mind. In any case, aren't Christmas gifts supposed to be something of a surprise? Whatever you find and think would be perfect for me is bound to be better than something I come up with off the top of my head.
>>6877776
>off by one
>>6877767
>Timberpup becomes Timberwolf on this day
>>6877776
Our Father in heaven, who balls in Rucker, Naismith be thy name. Thy hardwood come, thy score be kept, on jumbotron as it is in gamebook. Give us this game our easy bucket, and forgive us our travels, as we forgive those who travel against us. And lead us not into isoball, but deliver us from jabsteps. And One.
>>6877820
As far I am aware, Nagato does not have a vessel of her own. Even if she did. Battleships of that placement would cause irrepairable damage to eachother.
>>6877822
...I thought we were talking about Crash here.
>>6877804
>you will never shoot buttery semen onto bread chan's face
>>6877828
Well, kind of, but as you get older, it gets harder and harder to think of material goods you want. At best, the people you spend a lot of time with might drop hints, but asking them what they want is pretty normal too.
>>6877840
...Oh. Whoops. I dunno what Crash does now, actually. I figured he's just been mining.
>>6877822
I mean there isn't one here, of course Id drill it!
>>6877824
Get on discord, doublenigger
>>6877779
I only understand that which you tell me. You don't trust me, so you decided to stalk me on my downtime. Perhaps you wished to further observe my social etiquette, though I find it strange you'd do so when I was completely alone.
>>6877767
OH SHIT I GOT DISTRACTED
Day 3
>>6877856
More whining than mining, am I right?
...
I think I left my oven on. I'm just gonna go turn off the water. Bye, Flash.
>>6877637
Wrong
Mohammed is the LAST prophet.
>>6877866
>cont
>>6877859
Wait, you've been stuck here for how long?
>>6877868
Well, this turned awkward fast. Be seeing you out there.
>>6877843
>you'll never spread it over her face as she eats her bread
>>6877875
Damn it
>>6877881
>you will never have her spread it on the bread and eat it
>>6877866
...Somethin bout this hedge screams, "NOPE," to me. Better try again.
>>6877855
I suppose that makes sense. Children's brains are much less developed than an adult's, and so they would naturally clamor for whatever's newest on the market without thinking about financial situation or whether or not they actually need this new item.
But at any rate, I really don't require anything at the moment. You can choose whatever you like and I'll take it into my possession.
>>6877889
h-hot
>>6877825
Oh, you weren't? Then why is it such a big deal if I was watching you?
>>6877834
>She begins snoring halfway through your prayer
...
>>6877875
Night 3.
>>6877892
Oh, you know, I just realized! You've never had proper eggnog! Cows aren't exactly a thing where you're from. Can you have alcohol right now?
>>6877908
Because you were spying! That why! Stop trying to confuse me!
>>6877908
>He tries to elbow her in the side, but being a good foot and a half taller, nails her right in the head
>>6877910
Yeeeaaahhh, now we're talkin! Ain't any rules bout the good drink!
>>6877920
I told you I wasn't spying! I just happened to see you at the time.
And you were clearly doing *something* with him.
>>6877854
I shall observe and experience that for myself one day. She is not a Fog ship so her firepower should be inferior to mine. Should being the keyword.
>>6877863
Your social etiquette is erronous. You stated that you wish to bring smiles on the faces of people. Your aura does not match that.
>>6877910
Day 4.
Ichigo... I'm ashamed to call you my king.
>>6877932
Well, I like to think I do a just fine job of that, thank you very much.
>>6877932
I doubt she'll attack you outside the arena. Her version of Kongou is basically her senpai and she will not raise arms against an elder
>>6877940
W H Y
H
Y
>>6877879
Two months.
>>6877913
I'm perfectly capable of consuming it, I've just never had a reason to. But what exactly is this eggnog you're talking about? Is it another tradition that none of us have heard of?
>>6877941
Then do your self-declared lifegoal then. Try to bring a smile on my face. I shall not restrict myself just to hinder you.
>>6877924
O-oww!! What the hell was that for?
>>6877944
Night 4.
Andrew seems lonely.
Lots of peace.
>>6877946
Just two? Sounds like Splash has you beat. Have you even left for maintenance?
>>6877948
It's a traditional drink, and now you have a reason! Let me grab some
>He scurries away, then back again with two smallish cups in hand, a thick dairy drink threatening to slosh over the sides. He hands one to you
Here, try a sip, you'll like it! Homemade is the best. Take it slow though, it's very rich
>>6877960
Wait, you know a way out?
>>6877944
Shall we take bets?
>>6877949
Ahh, sorry if this sounds offensive, but how might I make someone smile without a heart? As gifted as I might be, I'm no miracle worker.
>>6877973
...Duh? Where do you think I've been walking off to?
>>6877952
Oh shit, uh, you OK there? Arm musta slipped or somethin.
>The commotion starts drawing annoyed murmurs from the other church goers.
>>6877956
Nah, I jus got a lot a distant, "friends." Fans might be more accurate
>>6877956
Day 5.
Andrew is a disappointment.
So are Kat and Aotearoa.
>>6877981
Soon.
>>6877956
>>6877981
I have a heart. Not a biological one. I am not the monster you might deem me to be.
Pleasantries can wait. There is a murderer on these grounds.
>>6877943
If she does, she will regret it. I trust her to be smarter than that.
>>6877987
I MEAN FEAST
GOD DAMMIT MY HEADBALL IS FUCKED UP
>>6877971
>The courser glances up at you and nods to show thanks. He takes the cup and has a sip of the eggnog.
It's...a fascinating taste. Quite enjoyable, however.
>He slowly finishes the rest of the cup before setting it back down.
Do you have any more of this "eggnog?" I would appreciate another cup.
>>6877983
...DAM IT!
>>6877987
Ah, sorry host, I was simply referring to the game in the arena, a game inside the game, if you will.
Nonetheless, my bet is on none other than myself, or Kongou, or perhaps Kat, an illustrious beauty, nearly makes me want to fly away.
>>6877999
...So there is. I suppose it would be wise to first find the source of the blood.
>>6878015
...Good work, Crash. You did your best.
>>6878012
I've only got an entire gallon of it! Let me grab the jug I'm keeping it in and we'll serve ourselves
>He scurries away again, returning with a gallon jug filled nearly all the way with alcoholic eggnog
Do be careful not to have too much, especially if you've never drank before now.
>>6877986
Yes, I'm fine, I was just...wait a minute, how long was I out for?
>>6878045
Like... Half an hour. Snoring pretty loud. You even missed communion.
>>6877987
Day 5
>Karmasutra
Oh boy...
>>6878021
>F Kat
>>6878021
The knife was covered in quite an amount of blood. Whoever was on the wrong end of it is dead, or dying.
>>6878053
..This is a very well crafted blade. I shall keep it as a trinket.
>>6878037
There's no need to worry. Have I ever had any responsibility issues with you?
>He fills his cup to the brim with eggnog again, then wolfs it down much quicker than before.
Your turn.
>>6878053
Ho boy. Arena event and winner next slide.
Place your bets everybody.
>>6878071
I fight in the name of Christmas and Christmas related things on the day of Christmas! There's no way I can mess this up!
>>6878069
One sec
>He double checks the battery level on his phone, making sure it's high enough to record the incoming show
OK, you want to take turns like that? Be my guest.
>He matches the second glass with one of his own, then skips ahead, pouring and slamming a third
There, try and keep up.
>>6878085
There's a way you can mess this up!
>>6878071
We have our winner!
>>6878100
Congrats, and thanks for hostin
>>6878100
Congratulations La Pucelle. Thanks for playing everyone.
>>6878100
>>6878100
>>6878108
Mediocre results. I am grateful for this oppurtunity regardless. Thank you.
>>6878108
Placements.
>>6878121
>>6878102
No problem... I'm gonna go back to lurking now.
>>6878068
>>6878100
Seems we'll never find the perpetrator, anyway.
>>6878108
>>6878127
And thank you for hosting this bout.
>>6878088
You'll find that I'm full of surprises.
>He takes both glasses, fills them up, and takes them down one after the other. He slides one cup back to your side, almost knocking over the open carton in the process.
>>6878108
Congratulations to the winner. Thank you for the show.
>tfw when we're resorting to iPad hosts
>>6878160
... You better not be alcohol resistant, buster.
>He slows down, carefully pouring out two more cups. The jug is halfway gone now. He slides each drink down over a period of minutes
Your turn.
>>6878166
He proved that iPad hosting is acceptable, eternally BTFOing Baron
Merry christmas!
It's almost Christmas.
I'll be back in... 30 minutes. If we don't have a host by then, I'll do it again if you would all like.
>>6878183
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Should I slow down to your level?
>He answers his own question with a "no," pouring more eggnog with some of it spilling onto the table. Again, he swallows it down as fast as possible - dropping the last glass onto the floor once he was finished.
>>6878151
You still have not made any attempt on making me smile. Would you like to make an attempt later on when festivities do not occupy you?
>>6878217
>>6878218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVk5m3lospk
>when your stomach aches and you're gonna shit your pants
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>6878244
Awh, what a cute dog. You know, you'd make really good friends with Koromaru.
>She kneels down to pet the dog
Isn't kind of messed up to celebrate the holiday by holding a game to the death?
>>6878244
Merry Christmas to you too, dog
>pets
>>6878258
We'll hold a holiday themed game of death on a holiday! Problem solved!
Buon pomeriggio, I'm surprised to see so many here on the holidays
>>6878250
Wait a minute... holy crap, Fuuka, is that you?
>>6878236
..
Yes. But don't take that as a sign of my defeat! I merely...Have to brainstorm a way of doing so, is all.
>>6878258
I would say so, but no one truly "dies" in this game, thankfully.
It's an odd way celebrating, sure. But it's the only way we've known to celebrate.
>>6878270
Junpei? You're here? Uh, yes, it is me. I just wasn't sure if I was ready to...come out yet.
>>6878271
Oh? So the self-styled bringer of smiles admits he faces a challenge?
>
Thank you for playing along. It was good practice for me to develop a sense of humour that humans posses.
>>6878265
But the holiday is all about coming together and peace. Kind of hypocritical to host a game on this day.
>>6878271
Just because it's the only way you know how to celebrate doesn't mean you have to. I'd rather not get impaled while enjoying the festivities. It still hurts!
>>6878281
How'd you end up here? Are you doing alright? It feels like it's been forever since I've seen you, from my time here anyway
>>6878218
Something important about that?
>>6878217
You're about...12 hours off.
>>6878258
It's not the day yet. Correct?
>>6878269
Not everyone has elsewhere to be, or things to do.
>>6878318
No, but some people celebrate the day before, spending the day with their friends and family.
>>6878269
We're here because we have nothing to do.
>>6878292
Well, I walked through a big door, and I ended up through to the other side. I was scared at first, but everyone seemed very nice, except for all the fighting.
>>6878340
Yeah... there's a lot of that around here. So can you get back home, or are you stuck here like me?
>>6878285
>She shows a smirk in return
Did I..win? I won, right? Yeah, I definitely won.
>>6878290
Well, you could always not participate, but what's the fun in that?
>>6878318
I'm surprised at the amount of people here, Mi aspettavo molto meno
>>6878336
Che pensiero deprimente
>>6878344
>Upon realizing, she shows a face of shock
That's right! I didn't even think about that...I-I guess I'm stuck here with you, after all.
>>6878318
Of course there is! You've never heard of Christmas? Or, maybe you celebrate something else. Whatever it is, it's a time to get together with family and friends. It's a lovely holiday.
>>6878232
All I know for sure is that you're acting, even if you don't realize it. Alcohol doesn't fit that fast.
>He takes another drink, then stops. 5 glasses each had been consumed. Maybe 6 left in the jug, 3 a piece.
Let's hold off for an hour or two. See how you're sitting then.
>>6878359
Wha?
>>6878351
>He*
Haha, that was a simple mistake, surely.
>>6878351
So I either unwillingly fight and kill the fine people here, or sit on the sidelines...alone. Gee what great options I have.
>>6878362
Ah, it seems my plan has been foiled...I was hoping you wouldn't call my bluff. But if that's what you're wanting to do, then so be it.
>>6878351
(( ''she''? Ringabella confirmed? )
I decided to apply reverse psychology on you. If anything, we both won. The reason behind that is we both gained what we wanted. You saw a smile. I saw your true nature. And it was unexpected. Thank you.
>>6878332
Assuming everyone has one of those to begin with. Or don't have duties.
>The kid blankly stares at Garma's uniform.
>>6878361
I've never celebrated any holidays before, and I don't have any friends.
>She speaks in a very matter-of-fact tone.
I simply don't see the point.
>>6878359
Is that a bad thing, then?
>>6878361
Well, at least we've got each other here. Could be a lot worse, you could have been stuck here without anyone you know like I was for a long time. Plus, you got here after I found the supermarket after over a year of searching
>>6878363
What a depressing thought . . .
>>6878388
This is the most active morning I've seen, that speaks for itself
>>6878378
Hey, I didn't make the rules. And if it's that much of an issue, you could always take it into your own hands and create a festivity, the way it is now, it can't be hard to get people on board for a celebration.
I'm gonna eat this
>>6878386
You were, wait a sec, you were trying to get, ME drunk!? Heh, hahahah, what even, why?
>>6878401
Don't do it. It looks like shit. Literally.
It literally looks like a sick cat took a shit in a tin can.
First 24 for the iPad games.
>>6878423
Aztec gods of fitness
>>6878392
No, no it doesn't.
>>6878401
What is that?
>>6878423
Puru Clone
>>6878412
It's not
It's Mustard sardines
They taste great
>>6878423
Garma Zabi
>>6878412
Are you retarded?
>>6878423
Colonel Sanders
>>6878423
Rin Hoshizora
>>6878423
Astarte
>>6878423
The Groose
>>6878423
Junpei Iori
>>6878408
Why not? You wanted to do the same thing to me, I can do it to you too. Everything in balance. Equality. 'Tis the season, or however the saying goes.
>>6878423
X7-10
>>6878423
Engie
>>6878388
Yeah...I guess we aren't all as fortunate to still have our loved ones.
Is something wrong?
>>6878395
As good as it sounds, I don't really have any ideas at the moment. Do you?
>>6878423
Rinnosuke Morichika
>>6878423
Blanny
>>6878423
Senshougahara
>>6878423
Jelf the Elf
>>6878423
Scathach
>>6878423
Vert's Tits
>>6878437
It is busier on a holiday in the morning, that speaks for the state of our lives
>>6878423
Bruno Buccellati
>>6878423
Cu Chulainn
>>6878454
>pets
>>6878423
The Undertaker
>>6878466
I tried to make sure, man that was a lot of egg nog, I tried to make sure you were going slow!
>He takes a seat and hunches over
I don't feel so hot man
>>6878488
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO BLATANT TITTIES
IM NOT RAMSAY
YOU CAN FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT FAGGOT
>>6878388
Well, that's okay then. Everyone has their own reasons.
>>6878391
Ah, really? I feel kind of bad..I wish I could've helped...
>>6878423
Pratty
>>6878521
I know it's you, Blanc.
>>6878423
Fuuka
>>6878423
Biglegs
>>6878515
>>6878423
Araragi
>>6878521
>doesn't like tits
>calls the other person a faggot
>>6878470
Or having had them in the first place.
...Your uniform. It's old.
>>6878494
But it's not a holiday yet. It's the day before.
>>6878526
Huh.
>A look of faint surprise crosses her face.
I was expecting you'd lecture me.
>>6878539
goodjob
>>6878423
Archer
>>6878544
I like tits as much as the next person, but I'm serious about my god damn games motherfucker.
>>6878526
It's fine now. I got to meet new people while I was here, make some new friends, all that good stuff. Plus you're here now, and we might even find a way home because of that. Maybe. I'm still not sure how this place works entirely, despite being here for nearly two years, but that doesn't matter
>>6878559
>>6878513
>He pats you on the back, and pours one more glass, handing it to you.
Would you like one more? It might make you feel better.
Need one more.
>>6878423
Anne hanakoizumi
>>6878551
I-I got a little bit distracted, okay?... It doesn't happen too often...
>>6878580
Shygal
>>6878423
Lord Beerus
>>6878549
Huh? It's only been a few years since the One Year War...least that's what I'v been told. It's not that old.
>>6878582
by what hmm?
>>6878549
It is the first day of holidays, so many must have mornings free
>>6878570
>His head tilts up from the table, eyeing the glass unsteadily. He then looks up at you and says,
I'm gonna trust you did something to this one, because no way in hell another normal one would help
>He closes his nose and throws the liquid back
>>6878423
Crashman
>>6878587
T-That's not important, it just how it went, okay?
>>6878586
>She frowns.
The year is UC 0088.
>>6878591
Hm.
Or there's more just too depressed for anything else.
>>6878602
Of course. Definitely. Have another, my friend. It'll double the effects of the last one, and make you feel even better.
>He pours another glass and pretends to pull something out of his coat and drop it in.
>>6878639
Così è la vita, we forgot to introduce ourselves didn't we?
>>6878423
Finally done with work Rinoa
REEEEEEE FUCK
iPad browser reset. Gonna have to re-enter everyone...
>>6878639
Y-you're kidding right? I was told it was UC 0083 months ago and now its 88? Somethings wrong here...who are you?
>>6878423
Reigen Arataka
>>6878659
This is why people hate I-pad hosts, fuck off baron
Need a new code too...
>>6878665
>Baron
>Zangetsu
Wow! I didn't know retards like you were allowed on the internet!
>>6878670
3pfD69BL
>>6878636
fiiine
>>6878580
Ms. Reindeer
>>6878423
>>6878659
It happens Im afraid, Best of luck to the tablet host, I remember back when I had to use it too.
>>6878670
Grab a code and save it into word or notes.
Also for cropping slides, just crop your screenshots in pictures/photos
>>6878652
How badly do you want to kill yourself now for working on Christmas Eve?
>>6878666
Oh, that poor sap.
>He shakes his head, and pushes you onto the floor away from the anon you just puked on. Producing a wire from his coat pocket, he attempts to hold your hands behind your back and tie them together.
>>6878580
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6878387
Ahh, a victory is a victory. In truth, I would sacrifice anything just to see that smile, it looks quite good on you, more than you might think.
And..thank you, too.
>>6878470
I do not, but truth be told, you could never go wrong with a Christmas dinner with the family, in this case, the denizens of the arena.
That, or..we could battle it out in a festive themed arena! I like that idea.
>Welp. Time for festivities. Goodbye for now, and happy holidays
>>6878710
Hey martin.
>>6878716
I guess time will tell.
>Have fun!
>>6878683
All I can tell you is that it isn't anything bad, as you're ptobably thinking.
>>6878697
>Implying I want to kill myself any more than usual
>>6878648
You intended to do that?
>>6878661
I doubt that's what happened.
My designation is Puru Eight. I'm a cyber-newtype clone made for supporting Lady Haman's Neo Zeon.
>She offers a brief salute.
...Captain.
>>6878716
>Happy holidays.
>>6878723
>Hey, what do you need?
>>6878735
hiii martiiin
>>6878716
>Without realising, her cheeks are coloured.
Then my Mental Model is still optimal in appearance when needed. Be careful with those thoughts. I have learned that some things are not worth pursuing. Take care.
>Don't do anything stupid. Like choking on chickenbones. See you around.
>>6878710
>At first, he thinks you're helping him up. By the time he realizes you're binding his wrists, it's too late to break free. He only puts up token resistance, which fades quickly
X7-10? What are you...? I'll come quietly, remember what happened last time. Just don't hurt me.
>>6878734
Isn't it normal? Bruno Buccellati is my name
>>6878749
>unzips dick
>>6878732
That's exactly what I am implying. So what shitty job in retail do you have?
Done... how's it look?
Anyone wanna swap?
>>6878734
>He returns the salute
As you were...it's been a while since I did that. Although I was told I had been promoted posthumously to Vice Admiral...after...well you know what happened.
Who is this Haman? And most importantly is Mineva safe?
>>6878761
Let's go!
>>6878761
swap please
>>6878481
>>6878663
>>6878774
Well. 'Tis the season of giving I suppose.
I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this challenge.
>>6878749
Do you think I know? Puru Eight.
>>6878765
You don't look dead....
>Even so, she still looks stiff.
Lady Haman Karn is a One Year War veteran and current de facto leader of Neo Zeon, until Mineva is of age. And I'd assume that she is.
>>6878752
>Removes the zippers from the dick
>>6878782
Puru Eight? Pleased to meet you
>>6878736
>Wh-What is it?
>>6878744
Oh, I won't hurt you. Remember when I had that device in my ears last night? That was Ayo telling me that you needed to be taken care of, to wrap up loose ends. But because of the way this place works, I can't exactly kill you, so I figured I'll just make you a non-problem.
>He slings you over his shoulders and begins to walk off.
>>6878761
The bloodbath... and holy fuck I'm crying.
>>6878801
oh boy
>>6878801
>>6878801
Oh, one of this games. Just great. I'm gonna go do... something else
>>6878799
That's the customary statement. I can't agree with that.
>>6878801
.......
>>6878756
I'm an auto tech
>>6878801
Guess everyone needs to be an anime girl.
>>6878800
A non-problem? Wait, wait we can talk about this! We can talk about this! X7-10! For the love of God, whatever you're planning, I, don't,
>He starts to squirm, but can't even begin to move from your vice like grip
>>6878782
I do vaguely remember attempting to ram the Gaw towards the Trojan Horse. I don't know how I ended up here... Still it's comforting to know that the Zeon spirit lives on.
>>6878819
Che maleducato, are you always so spiteful?
Deplorable. Yet another nonsensical game designed to waste time for the host's own amusement. Fortunately, I did not partake in it, so I can merely observe the chaos.
>>6878801
>>6878825
Best I can do for ya, son.
Resetting everything to default.
>>6878851
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally who's don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)'s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up
>>6878836
Assuming she speaks the truth. But it's not my place.
>She frowns, a look of recognition crossing her face.
Wait. You're....
>>6878851
The host neglected to evaluate the code itself before running it. He is only at fault for lack of foresight.
>>6878846
I'm being spiteful? I don't normally talk like this.
>>6878871
>>6878872
Così la sua anormale? How do you normally talk?
>>6878871
>rinoa posting the ocelot shitposting copypasta
ohohohhh man
>>6878872
>He looks at her confused
I'm what?
>>6878882
Don't even act like Ocelot isn't 100% right
>>6878880
Only in response to orders.
>>6878892
...A Zabi.
>>6878871
>Close enough?
>>6878872
I am aware of the host's negligence, however he appears to be rectifying the situation. I suppose he shall retain some dignity by doing such.
>>6878892
>He
Am I the only one thinking this was a chick?
>>6878896
Posting that is basically shitposting ocelot
and with how he's suckling on your futa cock i found it funny
>>6878896
Ocelot is a sperg who takes hg too seriously
>>6878832
>He opens a door, and walks down the stairs into a basement-like room with a closet and some boxes inside. He sets you down for a moment, putting you in the corner of the room while he fiddles around with some keys in his coat pocket.
Again, I'm truly sorry from the bottom of my synthetic heart.
>>6878906
Is it? Ocelot's hilarious about things that like this. A literal bantzmaster.
>>6878908
Don't we all
>>6878902
Nah, you're good fampai
I don't... I don't even understand. I literally reset every single event. WHY IS IT STILL THERE?!
>>6878909
No, nonono, please, it's Christmas Eve for Christ's sake! I thought you and I were, I thought we...
>Soon he's not even talking to anyone besides himself, mind frantically trying to rationalize the surprise stab in the back
>>6878900
Of course! Has my appearance changed that much?
>He gives a short bow
Garma Zabi at your service.
>>6878903
It's the hair isn't it?
>>6878900
So you are just a tool? povera ragazza . . .
>>6878916
Ah...
>>6878914
>ocelot
>bantzmaster
>when he sperged out because kamina under the guise of bolin BTFOed him out
sure kid
>>6878902
It's debatable if it's worthwhile currently.
>>6878916
I don't know how to fish. You have to do it.
>>6878927
I and my 'siblings' were only briefly informed of you. You look...worn.
>>6878931
What is poor about it? It's what I was made to do, after all.
>>6878935
>kamina is the cause
hi bolin
>>6878927
It's the hair. And maybe a slightly feminine appearance. Carry on, soldier.
>>6878942
It is not necessarily debatable, for it is always preferred that a game be running, regardless of quality in most instances.
>>6878935
You win some you lose some. Everyone gets BTFO'd every now and then. Even austrailians and based Nokos
>>6878942
I see you shit talking me faggot. You're banned from any games I host in the future.
>>6878942
Hai capito italiana? And it is sad to see one without ambition
>>6878933
>cont
>>6878921
>The courser opens the closet door with one of the keys, and picks you back up again to place down inside. He goes to one of the boxes and begins to look around in them.
>>6878942
War takes it's toll on you...I'm sure you know.
>>6878945
I don't know why everyone is surprised at me being a pilot. I can't look good and serve my nation? Oh well I'm just ranting now. Thanks.
>>6878974
Mar10
>>6878974
>Realizing now is not the time to fight, he allows himself to be put in the closet, instead using the precious seconds to scheme
>>6878957
Without this, would you improve?
>>6878963
Barely.
...Why would something made just for a single purpose have ambition?
>>6878953
Hm. I don't have any experience. I suppose I'm just annoyed at that particular event.
>>6878978
Not really. I...failed to see much combat.
>>6878979
>kys squid
>>6878992
>He pulls a roll of black tape out of the box, and returns to the closet, attempting to put a cut of the tape over your mouth.
>>6878998
Dreams, pride, and ambition are important to everyone
>>6878998
Consider yourself lucky then. Though here it's not much different, just that people smile when they kill you.
>>6878944
>implying i care enough about ocelot, or this place in general, to do anything towards him but laugh at that spergout from time to time