The 24th has hit, and that means we'll be opening our presents

my daughter bought me some slippers and isn't aware I know :3

>>6876279
is the 24th jewmass?

I wish gifts weren't a thing.

I make shit money, but am compelled to spend december like a homeless person to get gifts for my family.

>>6876279
no, i'm opening mine tomorrow morning like a good christian does.

>this evening
only heathens open all their gifts on the 24th. one gift at most and that's it.

>>6876279
>we'll be opening our presents this evening.

Sorry, what?

I was given a Zelda edition Monopoly by my gf

>>6876283
>Christianity is about presents

>>6876284
>>6876285
In Germany the family comes together on the Holy Evening (24.12.) and opens their presents together.
Why would you open your presents all groggy and tired in the morning, when it could be a comfy and warm evening instead infront of the fireplace?

>>6876287
>Why would you open your presents all groggy and tired in the morning

Why the fuck would I be groggy and tired? I'm hanging out with the senpai and opening presents, not going to work.

>this evening

I'm sorry I'm not a subhuman, I open my christmas gifts on the morning of the 25th not the night of the 24th.

>>6876282
>I wish gifts weren't a thing.
Same, but for different reasons. To me it feels so fucking pointless, and having to figure out what to get everyone is just stressful and shit, then they probably won't appreciate it anyway

I'm hoping someone can give me fzero related content. Been on this board for over ten years. Holy shit that sounds (is) depressing.

>>6876279
BALD! BAAAALD!
WHY

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>>6876290
I mean, I just straight up ask people what they want, and tell them what I want.

I wanted a belt, some wool socks and a 3/8 torque wrench.

Ended up buying about 230 bucks worth of gifts for 6 people.

Me and my girlfriend already opened our presents yesterday.
I got her a big-ass book on Aviation history and millitary aircrafts, she got me Ace Combat 6 and an 30 dollar eShop gift card.
For Christmas Day we're going to watch the Super Mario Brothers movie while eating hot dogs and meat pies.
Life is good when you're autistic and NEET.

>Celebrating Christmas
Jehovah wouldn't approve of you, anon

>>6876279
>still being excited about adult presents (i.e. clothes)
>getting presents at all
fuck off underage

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>>6876279
I already did, faggots.

OG Santa coming through.

who the fuck opens presents on the 24th??

Christmas was fun when I was a kid and it was one of two times a year I could get new vidya or money.

Now it's a stressful evening of pretending to like things and hanging out with boring relatives and bad food.

>>6876295
Bruh you should have a hacked 3ds
And a hacked wii u
Why the fuck you using the eshop in 2016

All I want is to be loved.

>>6876279
BALD
A
L
D

>>6876282
Just don't give gifts? Only ones who really care about them are people under 15 and you can give them a chocolate bar.

>>6876282
Same. I also fucking hate having to come up with gift ideas for a dozen people every goddamn year. Shitton of shopping and stressing over crap just ruins the holiday.
I've been trying to persuade my family to ditch the gifts part entirely and just spend a nice, relaxed Christmas instead. Unfortunately there's always that one person who won't agree.

>>6876294
I ended up spending close to 350 for 4 people.
But it's my mom, dad, sister and her son so,,,

>>6876301
I'm autistic.

>>6876300
>boring relatives and bad food
I'm so sorry anon.

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>>6876279
Not expecting anything from my family this christmas, but w/e.

Also, I've seen the set this pic is from, and its one of like 3 she is attractive in.

>Friends got me a 3rd party xbone controller
Should I feel bad about wanting to return it?

>>6876294
>hey what do you want
>uhhhh dunno, some good book lol
Fuck this shit. Half the people don't even know what they want.

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>>6876292
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

>>6876305
>Unfortunately there's always that one person who won't agree.
That's me.
Fuck your comfort, I need gifts. Cash is acceptable as well.
Stop being greedy and think about someone else's feelings for a change.

>>6876279
bald jokes aside, i would fuck the shit out of nigri.

>tfw so poor I had to buy my two rich uncles used books because the new copies were 50+ bucks

I feel like such a piece of shit. I might skip going this year, maybe claim car trouble.

Mexican American tradition is to open at the stroke of midnight. I think

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do not bully tits mcforehead you guys

>>6876279
I bought my gf Pokemon Sun, she bought me Civ 6 as well as Total War: Warhammer.

>>6876307
What does that have to do with anything you retard

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>>6876315
Everyone here would no matter what they say.

>>6876313
>he has a negative gift to receive ratio over the age of 22
Kys parasite

>>6876321
people here would fuck a curvy rock with a crack in the middle

>>6876297
Stay bitter you fuck.

Merry Christmas to everyone else

>>6876313
Stop being greedy and think about someone else's feelings for a change.
I don't even care about the money, I'm just tired of spending days running around shops trying to come up with something your clueless ass would like. Times twelve, year after year. Fuck you, you little shit, you better agree to my giftless Christmas.

>>6876287
Frohe Weihnachten, Franz. ^^

I'll give her shit because she is so beautiful. I bet the hair line is why she went to cater to the normies.

>>6876287
That makes no sense Santa visits on the night of the 24th anon. How can Santa give you presents before this?

>>6876313
You must buy your loved ones some pretty amazing gifts, anon. Why don't you tell us about them?

>>6876329
He brings you the presents and you open them right away, it's called efficiency.

>>6876311
For me the difficulty isn't thinking of something that I want, it's something that I want that I wouldn't be better off buying myself.

Like I can't expect my parents to know where to find a nice GPU or gunpla

>>6876329
Because Santa isn't real and is in fact a dirty rip-off of >>6876298

Everyone's been lying to you all this time, anon.

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>>6876325
>tfw you get implants but your tits are still hairier than the top of you're head

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>omg she's so bald so ugly

If you wouldn't fuck this your are absolutely gay.

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>>6876279
My birthday is in 2 weeks maybe there i can expect something vidya related because a few years back I stated i hate when people gift me clothes on my birthday (thus this has lead to people don't even try to think a little outside of the box and procceed to not gift me anything), but I have never got any gifted vidya so I don't think this year is any different.

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Me and my family have toned down on christmas gifts lately. There's no point in wasting money on tons of crap just so you can stack boxes under the tree.

I've only asked for a wake-up light this year because I've needed to get up early for my work for the last year or so and I absolutely hate it and feel tired half the day. I hope it helps.

Whoever did Nigri's implants did a really good job. They're rounded and large but not saggy, and the range of movement is much better than the usual bolted on gamgams.

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>>6876335
I think we're confusing "wouldn't fuck" with "haha she's so bald oh god" here, Mr. white knight. I would gladly rub my balls against her smooth 5-head.

>>6876335
>Posting a gif of her from 4 years ago

Nigri looked good a long time ago. Now she's a crackhead whore with a nosering and ugly fake tits.

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>>6876279
I just want the family gathering to be over quickly so I can fap to the two h-games which were released today.

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Does she like the vidya game?
I said, does she like the vidya game?

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>>6876282
>be 23yo NEET
>don't have money for gifts
>don't give a shit
>don't give a shit if I'm not given a gift either
>feel guilty when given one though

>>6876335
>your are
Compensating for your own sexuality by defending an atrocious attention whore on a Cantonese cave carvings board is pretty homosexual anon

>>6876287
That's true for scandinavia as well.

>>6876337

If it doesn't help, get a sleep study.

I was tired for half the day too, but found I had some sleep apnea. Got a mouth-guard for it, and I feel so much better in the mornings now. Like, night and day difference.

>>6876339
Never seen this particular pic before but holy shit that's one huge fucking forehead.

Does Nigri wear a wig or something?

Me and my mom don't really give gifts to each other since neither of us really needs some storebought junk that'll just take up room.
I don't give or get gifts from anyone else.

I just buy chocolates and alcohol
Everyone like at least one of those.

>>6876329
In Germany it's not Santa who brings the presents but the Holy Spirit.
But I'm getting the feeling it's all a bunch of lies, I'm onto those fuckers

>>6876346
Sean?

>>6876347
>Does Nigri wear a wig or something?
You can't just look at OP's pic and figure it out on your own? What a dumbass.

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>>6876347
>Does Nigri wear a wig or something?
Her comb-over would make Donald Trump blush.

>>6876352
Sorry too busy being disgusted by the clown makeup, whore nosering, ugly jewnose and the lack of an ass.

>>6876279
i never got any presents
or never gave any

>>6876354
So you're too busy being a dumbass.

Is it rude to buy your mom a blender for christmas?

>>6876357

Does she want a blender? If yes, no. If no, yes.

>>6876279
I wont even be getting Christmas dinner this year, never mind presents

>>6876357
Ur ma's a bellender

>>6876359
We still love you, brother anon.

>>6876305
same.
I am not sure why they insist on the gift part because none of them ever knows what they want and they also never have any idea what they should give to me
it's honestly just pointless spending and stress. we all have jobs, if we want something we can just buy it. if we can't afford it then it's too expensive to be a gift anyway

>>6876343
this. except the last part lmao

>>6876329
Like every foreigner, Santa visits Germany first.

>>6876329
In Finland Santa often comes to your house in the evening and personally hands out the presents

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>>6876364

>>6876287
Why the fuck are you groggy and tired on christmas morning?

>>6876329
>He doesn't have an old family relative that dresses up as santa the entire night in the garage, goes out and knocks on the door with all the presents in the bag and goes "HOH HOH HOH, ARE THERE ANY KIND CHILDREN IN HERE?!"

top kek

>>6876365
lmao who came up with that
isn't Finland like 100% introverts
so you gonna stuff one into a Santa suit and get him drunk as fuck so he can actually talk and hand out presents

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>>6876364
Delet this

>>6876368
this tbqhfampai

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>>6876364

>>6876368
I'm from Norway, can confirm that this is what happens on Christmas.

>>6876279
>opening presents on christmas eve
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>6876369
>so you gonna stuff one into a Santa suit and get him drunk as fuck so he can actually talk and hand out presents
That's actually how it often goes, sadly.

>>6876369
>>6876365
Germany does this too

>>6876364
would've been funny if Santa actually visited Germany which he doesn't
3/10 for effort

>>6876353
She has to cover that male pattern baldness somehow you know.

>>6876311
I always want games but people don't like giving games so i get socks and books and shit

>>6876368
My cousin got in prison for doing that once.

>>6876282
My family just agrees on one gift maximum. I like it.

>>6876351

Patrick?

I try to spend one week's pay usually for xmas. Spent around $400 this year on gifts for about a dozen people. Not anything big, but I do like making a lot of people happy in one swoop.

Too bad I'm in another town from my family and some of my old friends, so I won't get to see them open them up, but still enjoy doing it all the same.

>>6876279
I'll always find it amusing that she now hides her patreon numbers

>>6876357
Depends.

I bought my mom a nice standing mixer last year, and now she bakes WAY more then she did before and loves doing it.
Just know if she'll use it or not.

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>living with your parents
>getting gifts at Christmas
This is an 18+ board.

>>6876279
I'm hoping to eat the cum out of that woman's pussy.

>>6876279
Stop posting this ugly, plastic bitch.

>>6876382
Scott?

>>6876343
>>6876282
>tfw my kind, middle-class uncle gave me a fucking beast of a computer for christmas once and I'm too poor to repay him back

Fucking sucks. I have so much guilt.

>>6876329

>Santa

no, Baby Jesus brings the presents

>>6876386
So you don't visit your relatives at Chrismas? Do you spend it alone in your dark single room apartment?

>>6876386
nobody gets you presents so you think this means adults don't get presents? lmao

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>>6876386
28 here.
>don't have to pay rent
>free food
>don't have to clean up
>all the money I earn goes into a savings account

Comfy life.

>>6876386
You know families get together on holidays and special events, like Christmas, Birthdays, Easter etc.?

Or do you amerifats give 0 shits about family?

>>6876329
>That makes no sense Santa visits on the night of the 24th anon. How can Santa give you presents before this?
It's like when you pre-order a physical game online, you get it one day earlier.

>>6876390
Never forget to tell him how much you appreciate it.
I'm sure he dosn't expect anything back other then you anon.

>>6876279
It was my birthday on the 22nd and I got Witcher III and Watch Dogs 2.

>>6876388
Like you wouldn't also hatefuck the shit out of this ratchet ho.

I only had to buy a gift for my mother. My sister is in another country and we don't see the extended family over Christmas. My friends don't buy gifts for each other.

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Please /v/,
ooh make my wish come true,
all I want for Christmas is (you)s

>>6876284
Most Northern European countries do. The Christian oppressors incorporated Christmas with the winter solstice back in the day and it stuck.
At 6PM we're opening presents and there's nothing you Clappers or Britbongs can do about it.
I won't get any vidya because I've got a job to support myself and my hobby. It will be money and socks.

>>6876394
here i feel like shit for being 19 and still mooching off my parents but 28, what the hell anon.

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>>6876312
oh that's bad

>>6876397
I don't. Our entire line of relatives all see us as brothers more than uncle and nephew. It's probably because we both love video games and technology so much.

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>>6876394
Same. Also, my parents are not dicks and realizes this is better than wasting half of my salary on rent. Not like I have any bitches to bring over, anyway.

>>6876321
if I don't have to see her face

>>6876364
FICKI FICKI, MÄDCHEN!

>>6876401
well i don't know much about you anon, but going by your pic i think you would much rather have this lovely /u/

>>6876325
I'm starting to think she doesn't have nipples.

>>6876321
Nigri is too skinny with no ass and her fake tits are nasty. Naturally thicc girls that aren't fat are the best.

>>6876357
does she want/need one?

>>6876394
>>6876406
>28 and still living at home
Jesus Christ! You better have your own entrance.

>>6876394
>tfw 24
>tfw want to move out
>tfw can't move out because debt
>tfw can't move out because there are no good homes available (the ones available are ugly, shit places that only hobos live in)

>>6876401
>>6876401
>>6876401

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>>6876411

>>6876394
>28 here.
>don't have to pay rent
>free food
>don't have to clean up
>all the money I earn goes into a savings account

>was on track with the same scenario
>got removed from home at 18th birthday

>>6876412
Doesn't matter, bitch's getting one.

>>6876413
It's not that weird in Europe.

>>6876418
that's not the question though

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>>6876286
>>6876319
>gf

gtfo normies. Really, even though this sounds stupid, I feel really bad when I find out other anons have gfs

>>6876350
>In Germany it's not Santa who brings the presents but the Holy Spirit.
>Wessis

>>6876321
I get off on licking so no i wouldnt.

You would NEVER be able to have a rough fuck with her, her extensions would fall out and her makeup would start running. I hope you realise that.

>>6876395
OBSESSED

>>6876416
Everyone knows she's doing more photoshoots where she's trying to show off her butt at various angles.

But it's so fucking funny because she's as flat as a pancake.

>>6876422
In here it's the three wise men that bring the presents.

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I'll be eating frozen pizza and playing Freespace 2.

I don't get Christmas.

>>6876421
Same. It just reminds me this place belongs to normalfags now and people like me have no place even on the internet anymore.

>>6876426
And here it's Santa
FUck yeah secularism

>>6876428
You never had a place here, you're more than welcome to fuck off from my web sight.

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>>6876426
>three wise men

>>6876428
If you wanna whine about it, that's what /r9k/ is for
Otherwise, just suck it up. You'll recognize us permavirgins by having actual taste instead of playing the latest AAA shit

>>6876428
are you retarded

>>6876429
Santa isn't secular.

>>6876279
Bald roastie xdddd

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Who /Julenissen/ here?

>>6876421
Don't feel too bad, keep in mind that the only reason why they feel the need to bring it up is to wipe it in the faces of other anons

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>>6876392
Yes that's exactly it.
But while you are trying to avoid Uncle Molester, I'll be at home wrapped up in a blanket shitposting and playing video games all day.
>>6876393
Christmas is a children's holiday.
>>6876394
And now I have instilled the fear that one day soon your parents, and you'll have no skills in being independent when you're 40
>>6876395
I see my family, when we both mutually agree to see each other. You know, you can see them times that aren't holidays right?

>gifts
Sorry, I'm not 12 anymore

>>6876379
Same, it sucks. I always put a lot of thought on the presents I buy. I always end up getting the same old shit I don't need or want.

>>6876438
Dear lord those titties. But that fucking jew nose.

But my god those amazing titties holy shit. But that motherfucking jew nose though.

THOSE TITTIES! THAT FUCKING NOSE!

>>6876438
>Christmas is a children's holiday.
>I see my family, when we both mutually agree to see each other
the picture im getting here is that your family don't "mutually agree" to see you on christmas day lol

>>6876436
>Christmas Daddy
I want one of those

>>6876438
A shame about that nose though.

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>>6876421
Me too dude, let's be internet comrades instead for now okay?

>>6876309
Post link so I can have a white Christmas, if you know what I mean.

Merry Christmas everyone.

>>6876441
>Implying Jew noses aren't hot as hell

Shit taste fampai

>>6876280

>my wifes daughter

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>>6876441
This better?
>>6876442
Yeah. My family aren't christian so Christmas is a pointless holiday for us. I'll be seeing them new years though because that actually is something worth doing.

>>6876438
Her nose is bigger than my dick hahahahah :(

>>6876441
Some long noses are qt as fuck anon
Like Amy Adams

>>6876450
>My family aren't christian so Christmas is a pointless holiday for us.
Hello Abdul

>>6876436
>Grandfather Christmas

By far the best.

>>6876436
>christmas lads

kek

>>6876279
Can't wait to spin my dreidel and eat some bagels.

>>6876431
Only one of them was a nigger, tho.

>>6876436
>Iceland
>Christmas lads

I'm picturing a bunch of chavs with adidas tracks going around town being hooligans.

>>6876436
>Christmas lads
Must be one hell of a Christmas party

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>>6876453
>assumes Mudslime
>actually agnostic

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>Too old to receive gifts
>Too poor to buy gifts

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>>6876436
>king mages
>christmas lads
>christmas goat

>>6876436
>christmas goat
Truly the GOAT

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Is this the surprisingly cute trashy whores with big tits thread

>>6876282
Yet another proof /v/ is a shithole

>>6876450

>posting a disgusting negress

Gf got me a new mobo and a 1060. I got her a PS4 pro.
Don't get too mad okay :^)

>>6876436
>Spain has a fucking Christmas Log

What the actual fuck? Do people from Spain worship a fucking tree?

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>>6876450
>>6876438
>muh tits
Post some real beauties for once.

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>>6876464
Nigga. Trashy whores with big tiddies is my favorite thing in the world.

>>6876436
>Noel Baba
OH SHI-

>>6876460
How does that even happen? None of my family are religious, but Christmas is a state holiday much more than a religious holiday

>>6876436
>John Chimney

Any wales faggots that can elaborate this?

>>6876460
>assumes Mudslime
Yeah, it's obviously only muslims, who hate Christmas. Everyone else in Western countries enjoys it, even non-Christians.

what's with the 3dpd shit

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>>6876469
You like men.

>>6876473
He comes through the chimney, obviously

>>6876468
It's Scatalonia and it gets worse.

>Beginning with the Feast of the Immaculate Conception (December 8), one gives the tió a little bit to "eat" every night and usually covers him with a blanket so that he will not be cold. The story goes that in the days preceding Christmas, children must take good care of the log, keeping it warm and feeding it, so that it will poop presents on Christmas Day.[1]
>On Christmas Day or, in some households, on Christmas Eve, one puts the tió partly into the fireplace and orders it to defecate. The fire part of this tradition is no longer as widespread as it once was, since many modern homes do not have a fireplace. To make it defecate, one beats the tió with sticks, while singing various songs of Tió de Nadal.

>>6876468
>catalonia is spain


lol

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>>6876472
My family isn't into consumerism, and when we do buy gifts for other people, we wait til new years when all the boxing day sales have hit.

>>6876419
In the north in Sweden it is, Im almost 30 living at my fathers and people always go "When are you moving out? WHy dont you work?" I study and got a health that is weird. Fuckers up here give 2 fucks about their family.

>>6876475
virgin weeaboo

>>6876436
>John chimney
Oh Wales.

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>>6876469
face > ass >tits
That said, the grills in your pic aren' all that hot m8

>>6876478
Catalonia should be nuked to be honest with you

>>6876478
>All this poop stuff

What the fuck? A christmas log that poops?

>>6876290
My wife takes care of the gifts for everyone, I just have to give her the money for it.

>>6876438
>>6876450
>>6876464
>>6876470
how can chestlets even compete

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>>6876484
I think if a girl has at least a 10/10 face it doesn't matter what her body looks like, but she can also have a 10/10 body and have a slightly busted face and still look good.

>Not spending the entire Christmas day in the living room watching comfy Christmas movies from the 90s with your entire family

i would fug and fix her comb over after desu

and you would do the same senpai

>>6876488
By having a better face anf working out
Also, they have the advantage of not having giant tits when they age

>>6876395
Why does the rest of the world have such a hard-on for the USA? You faggots bring it up every chance you get.

>>6876313
>Stop being greedy and think about someone else's feelings for a change.
Says the person demanding gifts from his family.

>>6876436
>spain
>papa noel

MY ASS

we are King Mage all the way here

>>6876394
>Tfw Asian
>We almost always live with our parents
>Glad to be with them and happy to take care of them as they get older

Freedomfriends should try it sometime.

>>6876489
why are you posting pictures of animals? Are you into bestiality?

>>6876450
>Yeah. My family aren't christian
neither's mine and we never have been but we still do christmas every year because they don't hate me

I'm 28 and don't get anything. Nor do I give out anything, we decided to not do that whole gifting thing anymore and just spend a nice evening together with a great fondue, dessert, cookies and stuff.

No gifts, just family.

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>>6876484
>That said, the grills in your pic aren' all that hot m8
They have flawless faces just like the beauty on the right here.

>>6876482
says the virgin

>>6876495
I celebrate both faggot

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>>6876492
And what if the tiddies have a better face too?

>>6876489
Why are you posting a monkey?

>>6876279
>all that fucking photo shop

Jessica Nigir looks like her skin is made of leather.

>>6876480
>My family isn't into consumerism
>we wait til new years when all the boxing day sales have hit.
ummm

I live with my parents, so today I'll just wait for everyone to leave, and fap like a motherfucker.

>>6876503
She just looks plain as fuck
Either way, most tits are good-looking when naked

>>6876279
Is there still not a Jessica Nigri (wig and makeup on) model in Honey Select? I remember I had to make Ivanka myself.

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>>6876504
>>6876497
>implying you wouldn't want a nigger in heat

>>6876318
They aren't natural, so nobody cares.

>>6876282
Give money to charity instead and give them the proof of what it was.

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Video Games?

>>6876279
My tradition is to only open pajamas on christmas eve. That way you can wear them for christmas night and then open presents in them.
Its pretty comfy.
In terms of expectations im at the age i can just buy what i want. Hopefully i get something that makes me laugh though.
I bought my 15 year old nephew a box of condoms. Im telling him if they are not gone by next christmas hes out of the family

>>6876279
So much make up it looks shopped

>>6876422
so what do Ossis do for Christmas?
Wish for bananas? xD

>>6876516
Nice!
Wir kriegen Geschenke vom Weihnachtsmann, Brudi
Das ist quasi 1:1 Santa

>work as a cashier
>it's shit but atleast I'm getting some form of money
>girl walks in
>incredible case of sweater puppies
>had to force myself to look away or would start drooling
why are tits so great

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>>6876329
What do you mean. Santa or the Yulegoat comes around 5 pm.

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>>6876506
>for other people

>>6876508
>most tits are good-looking when naked
Sometimes they look pretty good in clothes too

>>6876436
>Noel Baba
HE'S TOO FAST

>>6876514
Guaranteed replies

>>6876514
> throw condoms into trash
Wow that was hard
Fucking redditor

>>6876520
>for other people
You're still into consumerism, you're just a bunch of stingy bums.

>>6876518

Because you're a manchild. Children look at tits because of milk. Men look at ass/hips because that's where their kids is going to form.

>>6876282
literally just tell people you can't afford it
they'll be more likely to give you more shit instead

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>>6876287
fucking krauts I swear to god

>>6876514
>I bought my 15 year old nephew a box of condoms. Im telling him if they are not gone by next christmas hes out of the family
that edge
did you get him a few cans of Monster and some Razer gear too?
you're not doing him any favors senpai desu

>>6876419
What the fuck
it's extremely strange
If you're not out by 20 (18 preferable) there's something seriously wrong with you

>>6876381
my family just does white elephant every year with a limit of $20 per item
very easy and fun

>>6876502
>i am a degenerate El Corte Ingles client

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>>6876524
You seem to be upset friend.
Here look at some tiddies

>>6876335
>platinum blonde
>fake tits
>ugly without tons of makeup
Sorry, I'm not a dumb dudebro. I'd rather stay a virgin.

>>6876510
Post more so i can form an opinion.

>>6876525
I'm an assman though but that doesn't make tits any less great

>>6876282
Yeah I feel the same way. Like gifts should only be given to children and teens. Having to go shopping for some dumb shit for someone because they also bought me some dumb shit feels so pointless. When you're young, a dollar goes a long way. When you're older, exchanging two gifts of similar value seems kinda pointless.

>>6876282

why don't you just get a better job?

>>6876529
I still live at home in my parents villa by the sea, saving up all the money I make from work while you waste it on a shitty house.

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>>6876525
Oh you want ass/hips now?

>>6876532
I'm enjoying this spirit of giving you take part in.

>>6876528
>>6876523
>>6876522
Do you guys have autism?

>spoiled sub 20 year old little /v/ shits feeling entitled to a bunch of presents

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>the 24th has hit
lolno it's christmas here on the east coast of australia already
fucking slow cunt amerifats and leafs

>>6876341
Play some Rance too.

>>6876510
It was fun when they were slaves, but as free people what's the point?

>>6876531
Why wouldn't I be? If I got money and I got cash?

>>6876529
If you're not married then there's no reason to leave home.

>>6876539
Is that what THICCfags like? Absolutely no definition whatsoever, and it's saggy as hell to boot

>>6876535
me 2 but he's got a point
tits are literally attractive to children so they know where to get their food from.
in terms of sexual attractiveness, they mimick the shape of the ass.
basically high test males prefer asses

I've never been in a thread that was moved to trash
Does this mean we're now all furries?

fuck you mods

WE TRASH NOW

>>361677195
>lolno it's christmas here on the east coast of australia already
Your filthy habit of daylight savings has ruined Christmas once more.

>>6876549
that's a different kind of attraction though

>>6876547
>>6876538
I suppose the sensation of independence isn't valuable for manchildren.

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>>6876548
I don't know anon. But now I can post actual NSFW shit.

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>>6876539
that's a horrible ass

>>6876566
And what does that "independence" bring? More bills, that's it.

>>6876566
yeah better don't get married

>>6876566
Independence is overrated when you're just wasting money. Renting places is less of a thing in Europe than it is elsewhere.

>>6876286
>monopoly
I'm so sorry.

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>moved to /trash/
NOW THE SHACKLES HAVE BEEN REMOVED AND WE CAN FIGHT FOR PORN AND SHITPOSTING THE WAY WE WANT TO
MODS DON'T KNOW HOW TO WIN - WE WILL SHOW THEM!

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>>6876574
Good thing I got no limits now

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>>6876559
Deal with it faggot.

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>>6876598
I expect good things from you

>>6876596
>Shitposting in your own little shitposting corner where the mods contained you

Sure showed them

>neet
>no license or car
>have money but hate spending it
>have never bought or gotten gifts for anyone ever during Christmas

I don't know how to do it
My development is stunted but it's okay because I don't have any friends anyway

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>>6876613
young girls with big tits
or sluts slurping down some dick
or whatever else you want. I got a ton.

Your choice

>>6876622
How young
Is posting 16 year olds still against the rules in this shit board

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Now we talk about video games, right?

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>>6876622
young girls sound decent enough
tit size is up to you though I personally prefer >>6876588 kind of size

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>>6876639
Don't ask
Don't tell

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>>6876642
That's Megan Turi by the way, there's a bunch of archived threads with her pics on google

Can't you just find stuff like this in /s/?

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>>6876677
You could sure

>>6876548
>definition
Homosexual fitcuck spotted!

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>>6876724
or I like asses that aren't just flat flabs of fat

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>>6876279
I'm hoping for some big fake-tiddied bimbos.