a new thread for the wild HG to graze in

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>>6868654
That's a cute snail.

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>>6868654
What a cute dog.

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>>6868654
>borks wildly at sluggo

>>6868677
>>6868679
It's clearly a shelled snek.

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>>6868654
What a fast snail

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>>6868654
Is that snail eating popped corn? How strange.

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>>6868683

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First 36

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>>6868683
No, that's obviously a snail. No dog or snake look like that.

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>>6868654

>>>/b/716311108
>>>/b/716311108

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>>6868699
Sliver Queen

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>>6868677
>>6868679
>>6868688
It's totally a rare snail. Get down while I take care of this.

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>>6868699
>blows air into your eye

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>>6868643
>He still doesn't hear you. On closer inspection, you can see that he has something in his ears, some piece of Institute technology. He's listening to something play through the device.

>This connection is going to kill me.

>>6868701
Your abysmal knowledge about sneks appals me.

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>>6868710
ugh...
Game cancelled.

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>>6868709
I'll keep my distance and leave it to you then, sir.

>>6868687
>>6868712
Oh dammit.
>He sits there awkwardly, somewhat afraid to surprise the courser. He settles in circling around about three arms lengths away, waving his arms a bit to catch your attention

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>>6868709
But it's a normal snail...There's nothing strange about it.

>>6868715
What part of that speaks snake to you? Snakes don't have shells or eyes like that.

>>6868738
It is not a snake.
It is a shelled snek.

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>>6868721
Actually why don't you get right behind me? There's not other place safer than behind Dandy the Absolute Madman.

>>6868738
Can you say the same after doing this, kid?
>he just shots the snail with an energy weapon

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>>6868754
That doesn't make any sense! There's no such thing as a snake that wears a shell! Maybe in the future when snakes and snails start mating, but that's never going to happen.

>>6868755
>Otto jumps back from the now chard snail
Wh-what the hell's your problem!? That snail didn't do anything to you, did he!?
>he then shutters and puts his hands over his ears
Th-the screams are echoing through my head...

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>>6868722
>He finally acknowledges your presence, and you'd swear something of a genuine smile came out of it. However, he raises a single index finger, signaling you to wait a moment. He's clearly not done with the briefing or whatever's going on there with the device.

>Sorry these are taking so long. Captcha's not being very nice.

>>6868776
Still not a snake.
A snek.

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>>6868755
If you insist, sir.

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>>6868783
Why are you saying this? You know there's no such thing as a snake that wears a shell. Please tell me you're purposely acting mentally ill.

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>>6868776
Trust me on this one kid, that carbonized fella over there's gonna turn into your worst nightmare at any moment!
>Dandy drags you behind cover then watches over
...Anytime now.

>>6868790
Well what are you waiting for? Get behind me baby! This is real fuckin' alien hunting going on!

>>6868797
Are you even listening to me?

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>>6868812
>Otto tries sneaking away from the masculine man
I-I'm not taking any chances with this. I'm not here to look for trouble, I'm only here because of circumstances.

>>6868817
I don't really want to, but yes I can hear you.

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>>6868808
Post more webm of the Jackals please. Also, they are cunts.

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>you will never fuck setsuna
>you will never fuck rinoa
>you will never fuck kongou
Life is hell.

Damn, I miss roleplaying

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>>6868812
Ah, right. I'm a bit stuck in my own thoughts. Sorry.
>She walks a fair distance behind him and turns around to watch.

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Hey, this ain't Beard Burgers...
Where am I?

>>6868808
what's this

>>6868837
is that like a class you of dolls you can get in let it die?

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>>6868837
Least they are killable now

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>>6868851
You're right here and now looking at a burnt snail.

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>takes a bath

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>you will never fuck mahiru
Saint Peter, take me now.

>>6868864
>pets chin

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>>6868840
Surely there are less expensive sluts that are in your price range.

>>6868864
>puts your bathtub on a stove burner at high heat
>adds some salt so the water boils faster

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>>6868863
Okay...
What's the snail burning for?

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>>6868851
You're in some kind of other world where people can't die, so they fight in a variety of different arenas. It's actually fairly fun.

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>>6868855
Let it die.

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>>6868873
I'd rather fuck you, famalam.

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>>6868857
No, they are body collectors.
>>6868858
I heard they were removed from the game again because they were killable. Either way, I love and hate them at the same time.

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>>6868873
>drops a sack of pennies I had stashed away in the basement in front of you
What'll this get me?

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>>6868885
Buy me something

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>>6868846
Nononon that's a bad spot, use my back as cover, baby! Like, no distance between us!
>He says while the snail turns into a monster

>>6868834
Your chances to live will lower with each step you take away from me, kid. Now just- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>and an actual snail monster is coming this way.

>>6868877
Today I turned adding salt makes water boil faster

>>6868890
oh thats pretty cool like bounty hunters

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>>6868895
I'll buy you the plan b pill after we're done.

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>>6868893
A throat punch

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>>6868882
Oh... Okay...
Why do you guys fight? That don't sound like fun to me! You guys should rap battle instead!

Verrrt

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>>6868880
That man with the bizarre hair that looks like a circular loaf of bread shot it for some reason. All it wanted to do was eat something weird and he put a stop to its life. Tragic, isn't it?

>>6868900
HIIIIK!
>Otto gets up and starts running for his life
Feel free to die fighting that thing, but I'm not sticking around to see what it does! It's way too terrifying to look at any longer!

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>>6868914
....deal...
>Gives you the sack

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>>6868895
>buys you an maple pecan plait
succ pls

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>>6868890
Beating them is one thing

But crafting their BPs? Wew lad the grind is real

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>>6868921
>Whatsup?

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>>6868923
That IS Tragic... That snail didn't do anything!

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>>6868900
Yes sir.
>She repositions herself right behind him.
Are you sure you don't want my help? I have some depth charges.
>>6868916
It's just how things are here, but rap battles might also be enjoyable. You might have to become a host of the arenas yourself to make it happen though, sir.

>>6868942
Can you host? Please?

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>>6868928
>>6868924
>Throat punches
>Smokes a cigarette

>>6868913
Fine.

Get an aids test. Have it notarized. Drop by my place at seven.

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>>6868947
It didn't, and judging by your looks he might shoot you next! Get out and run while you can!

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>>6868961
>Starts choking onto the ground

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>>6868961
Just an AIDS test? You sure you don't want a full report?

>>6868968
>puts him in a wig

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>>6868959
>Currently out of the house but I can host later if it's still needed

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>>6868970
Safety first.

>>6868884
let what die

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>>6868948
>Feeling those tities pressing against his back
Uhohohohooo~...What? depth charges? Can they fry that monster over there?

>>6868923
DON'T RUN YOU DUMBASS! HE'LL SEE YOU!
>And the snail abomination runs after Otto's booty.

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>>6868909
Go look up the intro video of them. They have some really cool equipment compared to everyone else and one of my favorite songs in the soundtrack.
>>6868936
That is true but it's completely worthy it since it's the coolest looking equipment in the game.

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>>6868986
Here's my test.
Cleaner than my insides after drinking 2 gallons of bleach.

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>>6868961
>dies
>questions why i was removed from this cunt's friends list

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>>6868948
A Host huh? That might be fun... But I don't know how to do that... I don't even know how the arena works....
How am I gonna figure out how to play the game....
Wait! I know! I GOTTA BELIEVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-RE1lp-8Ls
>>6868964
I don't know how to get out! I don't even know how I got here!

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>>6868999
Fucking what.

>>6868997
Is this recent?

I know you get around.

>>6868995
The fact you could take their shit is pretty cool so I'll check out the intro

Fudge is good. Why don't more people talk about fudge?

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>>6868994
DO YOUR JOB AND GET IT TO STOP--
>Otto trips on nothing and falls over. He tries getting up, but his attempts are futile
Q-Quick, do something before I die!

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>>6869001
You mean you didn't come here voluntarily? Huh...I wonder how people show up here out of nowhere. That has to be a new kind of clumsy.

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>>6869017
>was friends with said cunt on discord
>now am not
lotsa spaghetti

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>>6869017
I had it done no less than an hour ago.

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>>6869026
I honestly don't see the appeal of it. Never liked the taste.

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>>6868994
At the least I don't think it'd hurt to try them. Normally I leave it to the aircraft, but it's close enough that I could probably toss them by hand.
>>6869001
That's the spirit. Give it a try if you're interested. Maybe I'll try doing it sometime too.

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>>6869026

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>>6869018
Ha ha ha, you can try to take their shit since they will one hit you no matter what. It's preferred that you stock up on items that make you undetected and cheese them from behind. Since two of them have range type weapons.

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>>6869039
Heh... Right...
>>6869049
You got it!

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>>6869042
That's way too long for this to be valid.
Where have you been between then and now?

>>6869040
You're dumb. Im looking at your stupid username right now.

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>>6869027
>>6869049
Quick! shoot everything at the monster, we've got a life to safe and history to make!
>and he's shooting to save Ottoboy

I didn't leave to get tacobell before work for this cancer? Where the fuck is Hoshi and his shitty weekend game? The fucking countdown ended already. How is he gonna talk so highly about how great a host he is if he can't even stick to his own schedule?

>>6869044
But its chocolate
How can you not like chocolate?
>>6869052
>takes one

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>>6869079
>stupid
My username was well thought out and is great to this day.

I'm sorry Uncle Death but I just can't do it

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>>6869080
Understood.
>She launches several auto gyros armed with depth charges and tosses a few by hand.
Maybe I should have brought the 127mm guns as well.

>>6869081
He cancelled it this morning

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>>6869080
One shot isn't going to kill it! Do something more damaging to it before--
>the snail then takes ahold of Otto
D-Do something more damaging before I die! I've got too much to live for--
>>6869120
>Whatever it is she shot at the monster does it in, freeing Otto from its grip
Th-thank god. I thought I was done for...

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>>6869108
It's ok Senpai. I still love you

>>6869044
>picks up
>sets in lap

>>6869133
>hyping something up just to cancel it
For what purpose?

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>>6869120
>>6869136
>And then the monster was just a pile of steaming fried snail.
The output was set at max, Kid. That thing ain't going to stand up anymo-WAIT I CAN'T TAKE IT TO THE REGISTRATION CENTER LIKE THIS, FUCK!

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>>6869103
It doesn't taste good though! Everytime I eat chocolate I get a headache too.

>>6869144
You have three seconds to let me down before I bite you.

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>>6869136
I'm glad you weren't caught in the explosions. I did my best not to hit you. Are you alright now, sir?

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>>6869120
>>6869136
>>6869177
Wow... I wish I could be a hero like that... I don't even think my rapping karate skills could do something that cool...

>>6869178
>doesn't set the qt3.14 down

>>6869142
A British guy calling you senpai not ironically is really cringy.

>>6869178
Vampy a shit, Eris a best

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>>6869212
The VA is finnish.

>>6869212
Good thing he's Finnish then.

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>>6869177
I don't think you can get anything from it anyways sir. It's a mutation after all.
>Otto walks up to the steaming fried snail and takes a bite out of it
Mmm~! This actually tastes pretty good!
>he then takes the rest of the snail and books it to a nearby wagon
I could make a good amount of gold off of this!

>>6869188
Don't worry about me ma'am. I may not look like it, but I'm pretty durable. Even so, I'm just glad that thing is dead. If there's anything I could do to repay you let me know.

>>6869197
Is that some kind of blessing, sir? It's not one I've ever heard of...

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>>6869212
>anon said, on the trashcan of 4chan, without a trace of irony

>>6869142
I'll get that tower one day!
...but not today

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>>6869236
Nah, I learned it from one of my Rapping Teachers, Chop Chop Master Onion!

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>>6869079
Why would I be trying to spread a disease to a fuck buddy? I'm clean, baby.

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>>6869177
Ah, perhaps I went a little overboard. Forgive me.
>>6869197
If you do your best to improve yourself, you are sure to get somewhere. But everyone has a different role, so don't feel bad if you're not capable of the same things, I'm sure you'll be able to do things that I can't.
>>6869236
It's fine. I think introductions are in order. I'm Akitsu Maru.

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>>6869205
Well you can't say I didn't warn you.
>bites the canon's arm

>>6869215
Eris is pretty great but I don't think I'm that bad.

>>6869212
>British
nigger what

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>>6869197
Well, duh! Rapping karate sounds...sounds pretty cool actually.

>>6869236
Dude, what? You can't just eat a a monster we just killed like that, it can't taste as great as you say...
>Dandy snatchess a bite as well.
...Ohhh! Alright maybe you're right, but I killed it! So I got all the rights over this thing.

>>6869263
Nah you did great, baby. What did you do exactly?

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>>6869263
I just gotta believe then!

Real friends, how many of us?

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>>6869285
>real friendships over the internet.

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>>6869277
Thanks sir! I learned it from only the best Karate Master around!

>>6869285
6

>>6869264
D-Dinner time~
>Lets the vampu drink

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>>6869277
I used the depth charges I had on hand. It's not their intended purpose but it worked.
>>6869282
You have to put the effort in to, but if you believe in your ability, it'll be that much easier.

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>>6869285
I used to consider KK a real friend.

>>6869285
none I can depend on

If a vampire drinks an autist's blood, will they get autism?

>Chops Chop Chop Master Onion's onions.

How many of us, how many jealous?

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>>6869252
So it's a fighting style! A name such as "Chop Chop Master Onion" is an odd one to say the least. I'm not sure what rapping really is, but it sounds deadly!

>>6869263
Of course! I can't believe I didn't do that sooner.
I'm Otto Suwen. I'm nothing more than an ordinary merchant. Compared to you I'm probably really boring.

>>6869277
If there's one thing you did right it's frying a monsterous snail.
Say, do you happen to drink? I could treat you to some alcohol as thanks for saving me if you'd like. We can invite Akitsu too if you want.

>>6869304
>used to
What happened?

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>>6869285
I'm frends with stocking
>>6869312
That would imply that autism is contagious.
So, no.

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>>6869285
No one.

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>>6869312
Really makes you think.
>>6869322
I hurt his feelings by using one of his dead avas and he blocked me everywhere.

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>>6869295
>

>>6869312
It is impossible for me to contract anything within the bloodstream of my...dinner.

>>6869285
Ringabel and Squid Girl
DDD and Defalt
Tricky and Booce, if that counts

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>>6869301
Well, yeah... I suppose...
>>6869314
>
>>6869320
You don't know what rapping is!?!

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>>6869313

>>6869341
me and souda

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>>6869293
And the rapping part? I'm more of a string-instrument kind of guy so I wouldn't know.

>>6869301
Well whatever that was you've helped us save the day, baby! Do you know what that means? I bet you wanna know!

>>6869320
And get in trouble because an underage like you is asking adults to drink with them?...Sure, why not? Let's bring the cutie officer along as well.

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>>6869343
Am I supposed to know what rapping is?
I apologize for my ignorance, but you miss out on a few trends when you're constantly traveling.

>>6869373
I've been confused as a girl before, but never underage. I can assure you that I'm of drinking age. I'm twenty-one, just so you know.

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>>6869356
back off bitch he's mine

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>>6869320
I don't think I'm all the interesting either, even if the things I've done might be a little more exciting.
>>6869343
I'm starting to sound lame huh? Sorry. I'm starting to get a little hungry so I think I'll check on the rice.
>>6869373
Does it mean something? Stopping threatening creatures is just protecting the public, right?

>>6869389
Fuck off Bolin. Souda boy is mine.

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>>6869387
Comrade Priest. I need you to bless some rifles for motherland. You think you can do it?

>>6866666

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>>6869407
>>6869389
Can you both fuck off and leave my son alone?...

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>>6869407
Fuck you cunt, I even share a waifu with Souda. I deserve him much more than you do.
I'm so devoted to Souda that my PSN is SodaKazuichi.

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>>6869373
Well, I've been rapping since I was a baby, and Chop Chop Master Onion taught me Karate though rap.
Actually, a lot of people teach me through rap...
>>6869387
Well, rapping's like... You heard of poetry, right?
It's kinda like that, but with a funky flow.
>>6869404
It's alright... You do that.

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>>6869420
I'm gonna molest your son.

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>>6869404
Now that's a load of nonsense. How can you say you're not interesting when you dress like that? It's obvious you're some kind of military grunt, right? You must be pretty strong if they allowed a girl to fight in the front lines!

>>6869411
>Otto look around for a priest, not realizing he's talking to him
I don't believe there's a priest here. Sorry!

>>6869433
Fun-key flow...? I don't understand what you're saying. Comparing it to poetry is very interesting, however. I didn't think there could be a fighting style, but with words.

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>>6869387
HMMMMMM- you know what? I don't care. This place just gets weirder every time I blink so I'm gonna roll with it. Where's your ride?
>About to call for his vehicle.

>>6869404
That's what cops do, yeah, but you've got the chance to hang out with DANDY!
>Points at himself.
And other irrelevant members I won't mention because nobody cares about them.

>>6869432
I'm gonna add you on PSN and I will grief the shit out of you.

>>6869457
>kissu

>>6869420
Can you die?

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>>6869452
You are priest, you are dressed like one, albeit in green instead. I need you to bless SMGs and Assault Rifles.
>>6869457
Happy Holidays comrade

>want to rp with a new ava but can't think of a way to introduce them

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>>6869433
Rapping since a baby? Eh, I've played the guitar before learning to walk so...
>why u always lying dany
What's your name?

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>>6869471
I am the walking dead.

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>>6869461
oh fuck lmao i think my friends can see my real name
fuck i hope my last name on it is pinochet and not [REDACTED]
>>6869474
same

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>>6869474
I'll take greeting post for 500 Alex

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>>6869466

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>>6869474
Do something that they would do.

>>6869457
>pokes

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>>6869452
Here, let me show you!
>Pulls out a Boombox
>A beat starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s7cntB6ljQ
>He starts rapping
>>6869476
Parappa!

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>>6869460
Ride, ride...oh, it's right over yonder!
>Otto points to an old fashioned wagon with two ground dragon hooked to it
That's where I live, actually. A traveling merchant's best friend is his wagon after all!

>>6869472
M-Me? You've got the wrong idea! I can't bless anything! I don't have that kind of power!

>>6869457
Hello...?

>>6869487
Black people are robots!?

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>>6869433
I forgot the rest of my lunch, so I'll be back later. Good luck.
>>6869452
It's true that this was once a military uniform, but I'm merely a police officer now. I forgot the rest of my lunch, so I'll be back later. Take care.
>>6869460
I see, I'll consider the offer then sir. But at the moment I need to be grabbing the lunch I left at home. Take care sir.

>Somehow skies out of the thread.

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>>6869500
Чёpт. Then tell me why you look like priest?
>>6869492
Or join a game and move into here.

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>>6869499
>Otto plugs his ears with his fingers and winces
What the hell is that noise!? That's nowhere near as beautiful or artistic as poetry!
It does definitely hurt my ears, so it's a strong fighting style. Every different from what I'm used to, that's for sure.

>>6869506
Take care Akitsu! Until we meet again!

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>>6869498
>>6869500
>>6869472
>offers the three of you some ice cream

>>6869457
Kawaii~

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Who wants to get dicked?

>>6869542
>pokes the ice cream before throwing it and running away

>>6869551
>dicks dojima's wife

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>>6869506
Later!
>>6869540
Well that's just rude...
I can't be rapping THAT awful,,,

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>>6869499
...The Rappa' ?

>>6869506
WAITGIMMEYOURPHONENUMBER FIR- and she's gone, dammit.

>>6869500
That's soooo not Dandy at all but I've got no gasoline anyway. Sure, let's go ahead since the hottie just left us.
>Dandy goes ahead, before stepping inside the wagon he attempts to touch the dragons

>>6869503
wtf I love black people now

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>>6869538
I don't understand what you're saying. Priests, at least where I'm from, don't wear this kind of garb.This kind of get-up is wore mostly by merchants.

>>6869542
What's this? I've never seen this before. Are we supposed to eat it?

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>>6869563
Yeah, how'd you guess?

>>6869570
kek

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>>6869542
Cпacибo лaпoчкa.
>>6869571
Bizarre. Well then what do you have to sell comrade? And who are you?

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>>6869577
I'm a psychic, baby!

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>>6869546
>>6869553
>>6869571
>>6869609
>Neo chooses to ignore the mischievous anon and continues to hold out the ice cream, offering it to everyone.

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>>6869615
Wow that's amazing!

>>6869621
>rping as Neo

You have changed newfag

I'm proud of you

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>>6869621
>takes ice cream
Cпacибo тoвapищ.

>>6869632
>implying
it's probably parshit

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>when even erp doesn't want your dick

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>>6869557
Maybe it's a cultural thing, but I don't think I could consider that poetry, or music for that matter. I'll give you that it's creative, but I don't see how anyone could like that.

>>6869563
>Otto appears right beside Dandy, grabbing his hand with surprising strength
Don't touch them so abruptly like that, especially not that one! She's a little feisty when it comes to new people, so she might try biting you if you get too handsy!

>>6869609
Ah, I have something you might like! It's still hot too!
>Otto scurries to the back of his wagon and takes out some charred snail
This here is a rare smoked monster snail! It's taste will surely motivate you to do something productive for an entire week!

>>6869621
Can't you talk? This would be much easier if you could speak to me.

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>>6869652
Are you kidding?! Everyone and their mothers know my rapping is great!
I think you just got bad tastes...

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>>6869652
>looks at the cooked snail and looks back at you in confusion
Are you sure? Is cooked snail, you must have something better to tradd

>>6869474
Do what I did. Enter games and RP to events and to people that respond.

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>>6869649
>Parshit?

>>6869640
>Neo slaps the ice cream out of you hands, a shit eating grin now occupying her face

>>6869652
>She points the pile of ice cream that was now splattered on the ground and shrugs at you

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>>6869676
I doubt that's the truth. Nobody would be sane enough to want to listen to that noise! It's enough to give just about anyone a headache if they listen to it long enough!

>>6869692
Ahehe, I should, but the problem is I was robbed when I passed out the other night. I used to have weapons, oil, and fruit with me, but some people around here can't seem to stop taking stuff from me.

>>6869709
>cums on your ass

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>>6869709
I don't think I understand. Are you trying to tell me to decorate the floor with this colorful snow-like substance you gave me?

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>>6869715
I'd like to see you come up with a stylish rap on the fly! You don't know what you're talking about fool!

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M-merry Christmas

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>>6869649
Anon why are you so salty?

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>>6869709
>he raises his arma and slants his head looking at you in confusion and discontent
What the блять? You offer me it to knock it out? I don't understand

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>>6869749
>smacks ass

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>>6869737
Please understand that I'm not, erm, musically incline at all. Even if I think this is mushy I wouldn't be able to produce it. I'm a merchant for a reason you know. If I could play an instrument or sing I would be doing that instead.

>>6869749
I-Is it Christmas already!? I'm not nearly prepared to give anyone anything! I'm sorry, but I think I've failed you.

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>>6869652
I've dealt with bigger lizards than these ones, kid. But lets just hurry up and take our drinks and stuff the big snail somewhere else before it goes bad.
>hops in and sits next to the snail.

>>6869626
Nah I'm joking, you've gotta be pretty dense to not connect the dots and figure out your name is a rhyme, Parappa boy.

>>6869709
He means Parsee, another avafag who used Neo a long time ago.

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>>6869715
Ah, I have free solution.
>walks to his home and comes back with machine gun and dozens of ammo boxes.
Use this, just point at filthy bandit, pull trigger, and he never fucks with your shit ever again. If that isn't enough, hire mercenaries to guard supplies and solve more problems.

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>>6869766
Well then don't act like you know everything!
It's fine of you don't like it, but you can't imply that everyone doesn't!
>>6869769
O-oh... I didn't know that....

>>6869749
Same to you, Trap-Kun. What's your New Year's resolution? More Anschluss?

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>>6869769
Luckily for you my friend we don't have to go anywhere! I've come with important wine from where I come from!
>Otto hops into the back as well and uncovers and bottle of red wine with weird wording on the label
Tonight we'll toast to being a live and well, yes?

>>6869787
>Otto's jaw drops to the ground when the man brings back the gun and ammo
What in the world is that supposed to be!? It looks like something a super villain would have!

>>6869795
But...it's just harsh noise and men yelling in the background. How could anybody find that tasteful at all?

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>>6869764
No...
>>6869766
I-it's fine, I'm not giving anything either...
>>6869809
I never made a resolution thingy... if I wanna do something like that I try to do it immediately... and you?

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>>6869733
>>6869759
>Neo points to the ground and shrug at the men as if asking if you wanted the frozen treat that has now been spilled onto the earth.

>>6869775
>I think someone mentioned something about a Neo used long ago.

>>6869851
>puts in an ice cream cone

>>6869849
Aikawa wants all the animu grils for Christmas

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>>6869845
But that's not what it is! That's just what you think it is!

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>>6869845
Is not what villains have. Say that again I solve you quickly. This is an RPK. Based on your reaction you must be from past... Do you know what a gun is?
>>6869851
YES ДEБИЛ БЛЯTЬ!

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>>6869845
Hah, what are you, some classy geezer?
>Dandy already has an empty glass ready.
Pour it right here.

>>6869749
Oh yeah, this is some sort of earth, I forgot. Merry chirstmas to you as well baby!

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WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET YOUR DICK SUCKED? I'M SO FUCKING THIRSTY RIGHT NOW, YOU COULD CALL ME GARRY JUNIOR

>>6869849
My New Year's resolution is be more supportive for my family..that's pretty much it.

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>>6869795
Well now you know. So what brings you around? This isn't exactly a stage for rap stars unless you want to take the "karate" part seriously.

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>>6869849
That doesn't sound very Christmas-y to me. Why would you skip out on something that could bring joy to many people? You have the power to make someone's day with a gift!

>>6869851
A frozen treat...so we were supposed to eat it! What kind of taste does it have? It looks like it might be very sweet vanilla taste to it.

>>6869878
What would the general consensus be? I'm actually curious to find out just how popular this vulgar form of poetry is.

>>6869881
I can't say I've ever heard of a gun or a RPK before. It's very unique looking to say the least, but just how powerful is this thing?

>>6869887
>Otto pops open the wine and pours a little bit of it into the empty glass
Tell me how it tastes! I'm dying to hear what an outside thinks of it. Hehe, I think you might be overwhelmed with joy after one sip!

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>>6869895
I don't know... I just appeared here suddenly...

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>>6869888
Go. Next. Door. Simple solution idiot.

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>>6869901
A lot of people love rap! It's so popular almost everybody in my town knows how to free style!

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>>6869901
If you are fighting guys only armed with knives and swords, you are nearly invincible, but I don't want some kid with this weapon. Could fall into the wrong hands and cause crazy shit.

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>>6869901
I-I don't earn money anyway...
>>6869890
I couldn't do that... good luck to you!
>>6869887
Thanks!

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>>6869861
>Stares at the ice cream cone, unclear as to what the anon just placed in it

>>6869901
>>6869881
>The ice cream was composed of three individual layers: the first was a creamy yellow at the base, the second was a light pink and the third at the top was a dark brown which presumably was chocolate.
>Her devilish smile returns as she uses the side of her boot to cover up the frozen dairy treat with dirt and clumps of grass.

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>>6869955
>cries
Why you have to do this?

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>>6869918
Is it really? You must live in a weird town if everyone can, uhm, "free style". It kind of trivializes the musical talent some have and puts them into an average Joe category, don't you think?

>>6869925
That might happen if you give it to me. There's no telling who would take it from me when I pass out, and I really wouldn't want some madman taking it and killing everyone here. It's nice and interesting to look at, but I think it's better off in your hands, sir.

>>6869949
Hmm...in that case.
>Otto takes out a ten dollar bill from a leather pouch he has around his waist
Here, you can have this! It was given to me as a Christmas present, but I think you may get more usage out of it.

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NGW?

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>>6869983
Idiot... How the fuck are you still a good merchant?

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Quads

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>>6869998
Fuck me.

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>>6869955
Is this some kind of joke? I don't get it. Why're you doing that to the food with a look like that one your face? It's kind of frightening...

>>6869994
It's not my fault! I was born under a bad star, damming me with horrible luck! I could try everything there is to save my items, but in the end they'll still find their way into someone's hands!

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>>6869998
lel

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>>6869983
It's more like a ranking system really.
There are masters that teach others the tips and tricks on how to rap cool, and if they think you're cool enough you might become a teacher just like them!

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>>6869998

>>6868654
Popcorn Snail.

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>>6869903
And into some sort of battle royale on top of that, yep, you've got some shitty luck.

>>6869901
It almost sounds like you're trying to sell me your wine, kid. Did you ferment the grapes or somethin' ?
>takes a long sip
>
Hoho! Not bad. Now we're in the same wave.

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>>6870009
Then be ruthless. Set up traps on your thing, like of they take it they are covered in fires that will never go out, or kill everyone who crosses by. Reason why people target you because you so soft and weak. If you want to be a master merchant become Jewish, those guys will help you the most

>>6870029
What did he mean by this?

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>>6870033
Battle Royale?
I think I went to one of those one time, actually.

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>>6870014
So this system is based around someone's personality. In a sense the more someone envies you the stronger your rapping skills get, thus making it easier to defeat your enemies?

>>6870033
I don't make it myself, but I buy it straight from the source! I know of a man that can give me a good deal on otherwise expensive alcohol. Pretty neat, huh? Not everyone has connections like I do!

>>6870046
Believe me, I've tried everything. It's made worse here because of how different everyone is. You get all kinds of weird folk that can sidestep any trap I set up, and like you said I'm from a different place that doesn't have this gun you showed me. I'm at a disadvantage just by being here.

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>>6869081
Hoshetty had to cancel his game because he couldn't handle losing the ratings war TWICE in a row.
But fear not my dear anon, the better host has arrived with his better game to deliver you and everyone else here their Christmas presents.

T minus 12 minutes before the entry thread for RIGGINSMANIA XXXVII.
Christmas hats are encouraged if you aren't too poor to afford one.

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>>6870067
I... Guess you're right?

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>>6869968
>>6870009
>Feeling successful in her little prank she bows towards the two gentlemen before doning an umbrella and leaves the two to stare at the ruined treat.

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>>6869983
O-oh, thanks, but now I have to say thank you, so thanks, awawa...

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>>6870072
Are you still boiling water, Seth?

>>6870050
popcorn snail is a /s4s/ meme
this meme was stolen and placed in forbidden /trash/ territory

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>>6870061
Yeah? Then I guess you won't mind dying, then revive to die again. What a load of bullshit.

>>6870067
>Sipping some more
Yep, I can get used to this. You've got yourself a new client, kid. Cheap beer can't be the only drinks stuffing my fridge.

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>>6870088
That's actually amazing. I've never heard of such a thing before, and it sounds really strategical to boot!
Using music as a weapon...how have they ever thought of such a ludicrous thing? It's almost too genius!

>>6870095
...
What just happened?

>>6870100
There no need to thank me. I did it because I wanted to, not because I want you to praise me. Use it to get yourself something nice, okay?

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>>6870108
What are the consequences of such a horrible action?

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>>6870110
Cheap alcohol has its usage to. If you ever want to forget things and sleep you drink a ton of it. It's what I do almost every night.

>>6870127
the snail will probably disown you

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>>6870133
You're looking too young to drown your sorrows with alcohol, don't ya think?

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>>6870110
That doesn't sound fun!
>>6870117
It's just something that's always been done! It's like a tradition!

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>>6870117
I-I will, thanks!

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>>6868709
Like you can catch shit, Dandy.

>>6870095
I want to bone this mute

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>>6870176
Go back to your filthy room full of anime porn and cheap noodles, dumass.

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>>6870164
Heh, you're never too young to hate certain aspects of life. Not everyone is blessed with an easy life with money, looks, intelligence, and strength.

>>6870165
It's the first time I've ever heard of it. It must be up there with Christmas if it's a tradition.

>>6870167
You don't have to say it. Just enjoy the coziness of Christmas!

Otto x Chibikko

>>6870212
Dean x Matoi

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>>6870201
Yeah!

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>>6870212
While I do like her eyebrows, I don't think this would work out. If there's love at all it's lost love.
Though, her eyebrows...how does she do it?

>>6870106
70 degrees in the cold with PS and two tabs open.
I'll be good I think.
Hopefully.
These noodles sure are though.

1 MINUTE REMAINING
POST TIMERS AND F5 THAT CATALOG LADS

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Hallo peoples.

>tfw at mother's side of the family for Christmas dinner
>never see these guys but once a year since basically am obligated to go, this side of the family gives no shits about me
>urge to use bathroom rises
>asks someone where the bathroom is politely by addressing the individual by name and kindly asking
>I called the person by the wrong name and is promptly yelled at in front of everyone and is made a fool

Fuck this, I want to die

>>6870233
Then become a good friend of her's so you can pet them instead of having your bird peck at them

So what are all of you doing this holiday? Anything special?

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>>6870279

>>6870279

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>>6870201
Yeah, but kids forget about their problems with snacks, trips to the amusement park and videogames, not alcohol. That's for grown ups and...oh yeah, you're 21.

>>6870165
Because it isn't. Where's your home?

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>>6870259
this is the first christmas where i won't have to see my father or his family
feelsgoodman