HG thread. Cage Games continued. >>6867071 Night three.

File: fred-durst-nookie.jpg (40KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 640x480px

>>6867081
Jump! Da! Fuck! UP!

File: Seagulls.jpg (476KB, 1000x724px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 1000x724px

And so I had a choice to make. Would I aid my own sisters in destroying a traitor's base or protect the only vessel and human up to that point were the only things to show genuine compassion to me?

I chose the latter. The rest is history.

File: My Wife (52).jpg (179KB, 850x852px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 850x852px

>>6867081
>Blanc reaches for her cup only to accidentally knock the scalding hot chocolate on the woman
Whoops.

File: 09.jpg (178KB, 679x1329px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 679x1329px

>>6867081
Day four.

File: low quality.jpg (53KB, 579x437px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 579x437px

>>6867108
Wow! That's..something...I don't really remember asking for this story, but it was worth listening to!

File: 33lounb.gif (1MB, 426x240px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 426x240px

>>6867119
This game has been rather relaxing lately.

File: 20161206_014835.jpg (279KB, 678x725px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 678x725px

>>6867108
Or, you could have just captured him, then blow up everything owned by said traitor's masters with your sisters.

File: fred-durst.jpg (135KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 1200x900px

>>6867119
Oh Jesus fuuuuuu-!

File: Listen.gif (754KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

754KB, 480x270px

>>6867121
I was not speaking to you. Thank you for listening to my storytelling anyway.

>>6867119
Wolves understand one thing right. Strength in numbers. This pack needs to learn to recognise a fight they cannot win. Class is in session.

File: 10.jpg (141KB, 679x873px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 679x873px

>>6867119
Night four.

>>6867121
lappy makes me happy

File: qt.jpg (48KB, 635x331px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 635x331px

>>6867141
Yeah, well I had time to kill, you were talking out loud, and the rest is history~

File: My Wife (47).png (985KB, 1150x1700px) Image search: [Google]

985KB, 1150x1700px

>>6867119
>Blanc emerges from the hot spring in a towel.
That was soothing. I'll be on my way now.
>Blanc heads off to look for her clothes.

File: fred_durst_2000_01_01.jpg (127KB, 896x600px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 896x600px

>>6867143
Ay thanks, Doc, I owe you one.

File: 11.jpg (162KB, 679x1329px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 679x1329px

>>6867143
Day five

File: b57c7ccc-e28e-4665-8876-3dc497159831.png (279KB, 800x1078px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 800x1078px

>>6867129
It's nice to be in, but to watch? Dull.

File: Annihilate.png (571KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

571KB, 800x450px

>>6867143
None of them are worthy of being my rival. Are you?

>>6867133
You again. I made my point clear during our previous encounter. Your presence is not that I require or request.

>>6867158
Time is a concept and not a living thing. Therefore it is impossible to kill it.

File: fred_durst___live.jpg (16KB, 250x300px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 250x300px

>>6867168
I ran outta beer! Can you really blame me?

File: b0080490_49f8475612e84.jpg (118KB, 640x368px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 640x368px

>>6867143
>>6867167
No worries, here to help. You may want to stay off that leg for a-
>>6867168
Never mind.

File: lapisfuckinlazuli.jpg (111KB, 1152x1200px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1152x1200px

>>6867171
Again. I don't remember askin about time and how to kill it, but thank you regardless for the useful information.

File: 12.jpg (137KB, 679x873px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 679x873px

>>6867168
Night five.

File: Rain.gif (943KB, 500x263px) Image search: [Google]

943KB, 500x263px

>>6867191
>>6867168

I was pointing out an error in your statement. Be on your way then. I need to purge toxic food substances from my system.

File: 705a1375-b95a-4a9a-baa0-b93511c4b198.png (20KB, 901x689px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 901x689px

>>6867171
You require nothing and you don't look the type who'd request, I don't see how it matters.

File: 13.jpg (142KB, 679x1062px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 679x1062px

>>6867193
And its time for the feast. Eat up folks.

>>6867203
You gonna purge?....Barfing ain't a good way to get that figure you want. It's really a big problem among organic lifeforms.

File: IMG_8915.PNG.jpg (123KB, 645x527px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 645x527px

>>6867212
>forgot my pic
end me.

File: Behold.jpg (46KB, 620x348px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 620x348px

>>6867204
I am impressed, within a single sentence, you managed to be erronous twice. Whoever created you is woefully incompetent regarding proper social algorithms.

File: Cancer5.gif (986KB, 500x457px) Image search: [Google]

986KB, 500x457px

>>6867171
>implying i want rivalry
i don't want no trabble
>>6867209
ok i want trabble

File: 14.jpg (74KB, 679x439px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 679x439px

>>6867209
Skipped some peace and we are now at day seven.
Winner is next.

File: hmmm.gif (2MB, 212x281px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 212x281px

>>6867212
I am aware. My body is not organic in the same way other living things are. Nanomachines will identify damaging toxins and systemically remove them from every part of my Mental Model. My figure is well suited for the tasks I am required to do.

File: John_Wick_Gameplay.webm (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>Busts in the thread
>kicks everyone's ass

File: 15.jpg (41KB, 679x305px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 679x305px

>>6867238
It appears that Ocelot is caught in a blizzard and he falls.

>>6867248
man keanu reeves got fat, what happened?

File: 16.jpg (27KB, 679x271px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 679x271px

>>6867254
Congratulations Anne Hanakoizumi.

File: 17.jpg (288KB, 679x799px) Image search: [Google]

288KB, 679x799px

>>6867265
Placements.

File: _____crashman_______by_ocramflashsd-d7jdrpg.png (231KB, 1024x640px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 1024x640px

>>6867220
Do I LOOK like I was built for that as my main purpose!
>he thinks of attacking but soon calms down, sitting down on the ground, a flock of birds resting on his limbs again.
If such a simple mistake is all it takes to impress you, you must not go out often.

File: Lurking.jpg (7KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x225px

>>6867269
>>6867265
Statisfactory results. Thank you for this.

>>6867269
Thanks for hosting

File: 1482157025623.png (127KB, 315x404px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 315x404px

>>6867279

File: 124fb6d05daa0445b8279ab165867a90.jpg (29KB, 360x450px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 360x450px

>>6867265
Yeah, congrats and all that.

>>6867269
Thanks for nothin'.

File: Ringabel 339.png (655KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

655KB, 480x640px

>>6867265
>>6867269
Not the placing I would have chosen myself, but thank you, nonetheless.

File: Ship.jpg (80KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 1280x720px

>>6867278
So you are a brute. A mindless drone build for war and epected to perish in it. How boring. I cannot learn anything useful from you. Maybe combat sequences. The odds are unlikely.

File: doc.jpg (58KB, 700x403px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 700x403px

>>6867269
Congratulations, and thank you for the game.

File: shittyassleffle.jpg (76KB, 569x612px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 569x612px

>>6867241
So what. You're an alien too?

File: womancageondinosaur.jpg (188KB, 736x880px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 736x880px

>>6867279
>>6867283
>>6867289
>>6867291
>>6867295
No problem guys.

File: Away with you.jpg (234KB, 920x1190px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 920x1190px

>>6867300
I cannot give you a clear answer on that. My true origins are still a mystery to me. Perhaps I will find it out one day. Or not.

File: crashman__s_too_cool_for_school_by_chloemew4ever-d33c0uc.jpg (23KB, 281x350px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 281x350px

>>6867256
Age. Your kind are not good at it.
>>6867269
>>6867265
A child winning? Old man must have not had the heart to win against her.
>>6867294
Heh, That's funny. Real funny, coming from a ship vessel. If it wernt for this place I doubt you could even work on land. Waste of a wreck.

File: give me your hand.jpg (185KB, 600x571px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 600x571px

>>6867269
kys ramsay

File: EARTHBENDAN.gif (1014KB, 500x625px) Image search: [Google]

1014KB, 500x625px

Evens and I play Brothers In Arms
Odds and I play Red Dead Redemption
Dubs and I play Borderlands 2.

File: sweeneycage.jpg (65KB, 354x374px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 354x374px

>>6867329
I'm not Ramsay.

File: zero2_by_pencompany-d8yqb8p.jpg (1MB, 1725x2327px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1725x2327px

>>6867334
>Play BL2 anyways.

File: Lum48.jpg (43KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 640x480px

>>6867269
Thanks for hosting.

>>6867353
kys Smolgore

File: Cancer8.png (168KB, 442x248px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 442x248px

>>6867334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtQYsckLxk
>>6867351
Who the fuck are you?

File: Bored.jpg (101KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 750x750px

>>6867328
You are trying to provoke me into an aggresive response. Your efforts are failing. You jump into a fight without reconsidering. That makes you a liability to whoever you you serve or what cause you protect. Consider adopting superior tactical calculation methods.

>>6867241
Your figure is also well suited for childbirth.

File: Anne_win.jpg (116KB, 490x276px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 490x276px

And wincard delivery.
>>6867361
The one who hosts Cage Games.

File: yunocage.jpg (29KB, 472x480px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 472x480px

Anyway I've got stuff to do so see ya. I might host later.

File: Screenshot_2016-12-23-15-11-08-1.png (236KB, 442x480px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 442x480px

>>6867371
Congrats and thanks for hosting Nick Cage

File: spherical object.gif (470KB, 240x246px) Image search: [Google]

470KB, 240x246px

>>6867353
Borderlands 2 is good, but the numbers have spoken.
Besides, Hell's Highway is elder gods tier anyway, at least in my opinion.
>>6867371
And who would that be?

>>6867381
Cage you dumb fuck

File: Really now.jpg (228KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1920x1080px

>>6867370
I have considered researching and developing methods to alter my Mental Model to host the process of human reproduction. It is entirely depending wether my integration into society is fruitful.

File: Classy Bolin.png (322KB, 500x473px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 500x473px

>>6867384
Who's Cage? Is he some newfag or something? What year is it?

>>6867385
If you ever accomplish doing that, hit me up and I'll be your test dummy to see if you were successful.

File: 20161206_014554.jpg (20KB, 191x110px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 191x110px

>>6867363
I was built to destroy, detonate, demolish, obliterate and crash. I don't care what the tactic is if it achieves my purpose.

>>6867394
He's been hosting for years dipshit

Jesus fuck Bolin, your retardgenes is really showing. Am I good to go or does someone else want to host?

>>6867414
Go for it man.

File: Screenshot_2016-12-23-15-00-33-1.png (201KB, 417x317px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 417x317px

>>6867399
Ah, so you are an American robot! It makes sense now!

File: zero_the_assassin___borderlands_2_by_mandywersehgi-d67efyn.jpg (371KB, 568x862px) Image search: [Google]

371KB, 568x862px

>>6867414
Proceed.

>>6867377
Happy Hanukkah

File: Tea drinking.gif (2MB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x304px

>>6867397
I will create my own strand of DNA and try to relicate life inside a host organ. If not, I will find a male donor with an optimal genetic strain for my experiment. You might be considered if you are strong enough.

>>6867399
You are repeating what I said, with more words. I was once like you. I would obliterate myself if I continued that path. Maybe that it your end purpose - to devour yourself.

File: RIP.jpg (393KB, 640x938px) Image search: [Google]

393KB, 640x938px

>>6867422
>>6867433
First 24, will bump to 36 if enough people show up. Bolin is banned because I feel like it.

>>6867441
When you mean donor, do you mean you're going to collect my DNA inside a sample cup or am I going to directly donate to the reproduction fund?

File: 31f7175b39bb3be5fd660dd9b187691b.jpg (13KB, 236x243px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 236x243px

>>6867450
Zer0

File: 56464731_p0.jpg (70KB, 722x722px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 722x722px

>>6867450
Avenger

File: Theplayer.png (301KB, 499x385px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 499x385px

>>6867450
The Player

File: henceforward_blake__by_xakkis-d96xjns.png (991KB, 1241x1711px) Image search: [Google]

991KB, 1241x1711px

>>6867450
The Masked One

File: waynes_world.jpg (38KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 400x300px

>>6867450
Wayne

File: Algeria.png (12KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 240x240px

>>6867450
Algeria

File: Sanae (170).png (78KB, 242x313px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 242x313px

>>6867450
Sanae Kochiya

File: Andorra.gif (6KB, 406x342px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 406x342px

>>6867450
Andorra

File: IMG_0731.png (198KB, 512x724px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 512x724px

>>6867450
Dark Knight

File: Evil Eye Sigma Entry.png (4KB, 270x270px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 270x270px

>>6867450
Rika

File: __mitsurugi_meiya_muvluv_and_muvluv_alternative_drawn_by_deyuuku__4fdc37b79f468fbd189ef3eb2131a0af.jpg (197KB, 450x580px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 450x580px

>>6867450
Mitsurugi Meiya

File: セイバー・オルタナティブ[361].jpg (229KB, 500x476px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 500x476px

>>6867450
Christmas Artoria

File: 36894084_p0.jpg (311KB, 700x900px) Image search: [Google]

311KB, 700x900px

>>6867450
Senshougahara

File: Alexander the Great.png (477KB, 500x447px) Image search: [Google]

477KB, 500x447px

>>6867450
Alexander the Great

File: Sidney Crosby.jpg (38KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 300x300px

>>6867450
Sidney Crosby

File: Accelerator+_3a311a4b2e019b4afe4516ecae6b41a8.jpg (85KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1280x720px

>>6867450
Sleepy Accel

File: eyes.png (5KB, 254x97px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 254x97px

>>6867450
An retard

File: Crafting.jpg (642KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

642KB, 750x750px

>>6867454
I assume you are familiar with the process of cloning? With enough knowledge and practice. I believe I am refine it to near perfection.

>>6867450
Kongou

File: entry.jpg (12KB, 210x240px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 210x240px

>>6867450
Ash Crimson

File: entry.jpg (72KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 800x450px

>>6867450
Takamura Yui

File: My Wife (57).png (42KB, 460x332px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 460x332px

>>6867450
Blanc

File: 1469968200408.jpg (21KB, 400x449px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 400x449px

>>6867450
Batman with a gun

File: 34987910_p0.png (912KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

912KB, 900x900px

>>6867450
Ingrid Zero

>>6867503
Oh, so there's no intercourse involved in this reproduction?

File: 5fe8182899582405164ebd65b74a7ed3135a2a4f_hq.jpg (98KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 960x960px

>>6867450
Okuyasu Nijimura

>>6867472
>bitches your tits

File: W1AYH2q.png (604KB, 2434x2974px) Image search: [Google]

604KB, 2434x2974px

>>6867450
Andrew Wiggins

File: Lum01.jpg (21KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 350x350px

>>6867450
Lum

File: Ringabel 410.png (257KB, 554x587px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 554x587px

>>6867450
Ringabel

File: 0Lord Beerus 1.jpg (241KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 720x720px

>>6867450
Lord Beerus

File: Happy I think.jpg (81KB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 500x280px

>>6867512
When all else fails, perhaps. I would prefer to leave it as an absolute last resort.

File: 12356603_473928106141953_1607365401_n.jpg (20KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 320x320px

>>6867450
Blanny

File: rinoa_heartilly_by_rinoa003-d2ykwr7.jpg (47KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 499x499px

>>6867450
Rinoa

File: Jewdi.png (587KB, 643x645px) Image search: [Google]

587KB, 643x645px

>>6867450
Jewdi

File: crash_by_swn_001-da0t72q.jpg (21KB, 263x350px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 263x350px

>>6867450
Crashman

>>6867441
Wi- Light would be annoyed if I did.
>>6867423
What? No. My inventor was German if anything!

>>6867558
Need 4 more after this one.

>>6867549
>hides a hand behind his back and crosses his fingers
Well, I hope nothing goes wrong and it doesn't resort to that.

File: Fuu41.png (50KB, 224x279px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 224x279px

>>6867450
Frederica Tenjuin

File: Angola.png (5KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 400x400px

>>6867450
Angola

File: wetspeagol.png (262KB, 911x1055px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 911x1055px

>>6867450
Lapis fucking Lazuli

File: 95a80d0dcf63fe554c31471c4ca3a222.jpg (52KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 480x640px

>>6867558
>>6867423
Or was he? No. No he WAS American for sure. who cares, hes not around anyway.

File: 37684656_p0.jpg (234KB, 772x1162px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 772x1162px

>>6867567
Astarte

File: My pets.png (1MB, 930x1025px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 930x1025px

>>6867571
I am not sure how my Mental model would react to such an act. If I were to make the mostp lausible of guesses, the male would probably be imploded from the inside by Wave Force fragments trying to protect me.

File: La Pucelle (48).jpg (20KB, 280x280px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 280x280px

>>6867567
La Pucelle

File: ferris.jpg (33KB, 470x265px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 470x265px

>>6867450
Ferris

File: IMG_7924.jpg (43KB, 478x421px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 478x421px

>>6867450
Akira Agarkar Yamada

File: 01.png (485KB, 679x1198px) Image search: [Google]

485KB, 679x1198px

Ready?

File: __blanc_choujigen_game_neptune_and_neptune_series_drawn_by_haru_blanc0316__sample-675bf4bfe275f9e2dc255df5254cf503.jpg (234KB, 850x1578px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 850x1578px

>>6867611
Looks fine to me, let's get going.

File: focused.png (883KB, 1915x817px) Image search: [Google]

883KB, 1915x817px

>>6867467
>>6867594
>>6867611
Swap this.

>>6867593
Perhaps there would be a way not to cause such an act to happen? Maybe altering your "Mental Model" as you call it, should other methods fail so you do not destroy the male test subject?

File: zero_borderlands_2_by_lordofthe44-d65guzt.jpg (126KB, 1024x1119px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1024x1119px

>>6867611
It has been too long.
I shall be victorious.
Come, let us proceed.

File: Lum55.jpg (25KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 640x480px

>>6867611
Ready when you are.

File: Sanae (467).jpg (9KB, 203x248px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 203x248px

>>6867611
Let's begin

File: edea.png (152KB, 500x631px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 500x631px

>>6867611
>Erp with me you hot piece of ass.
Get the fuck off my man, you slut.

File: La Pucelle & Bae (2).png (813KB, 809x949px) Image search: [Google]

813KB, 809x949px

>>6867624
Thank you my good sir!
I raise my sword in your name!

Wayne x C.C when?

File: Buuurn.gif (913KB, 360x170px) Image search: [Google]

913KB, 360x170px

>>6867628
Your wishes to be the male test subject in my experiment is so obvious, I am starting to feel insulted. Away with you. A game is about to start.

>>6867652
CC is mine

>>6867657
I thought I was making it obvious from the start.
But as you wish, I shall take my leave and observe this game from afar.

File: 02.png (544KB, 679x3535px) Image search: [Google]

544KB, 679x3535px

Let's go, cunts.

I am the bone of my shart

File: SanaeManga (176).png (31KB, 98x334px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 98x334px

>>6867701
This will probably take a while.

File: zero_again.jpg (179KB, 661x925px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 661x925px

>>6867701
Execution by snow?
Not my preferred killing way,
but it shall do here.

File: Kongou Christmas.jpg (25KB, 190x265px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 190x265px

>>6867674
>>6867701
You did give me a few pointers. I will use them when i theorize the process of recreating the human breeding process. I cannot work with all these voices singing unpleasant soundwaves. I will take my leave.

File: cinnamimi.png (158KB, 444x250px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 444x250px

>>6867701
wow rood

File: 1481415536610.png (858KB, 1300x1600px) Image search: [Google]

858KB, 1300x1600px

>>6867701
Would you believe they wanted me to dress a Santa Claus for a local supermarket? With my Gordious Wheel it'd be easy to the beard to save christmas!

>>6867703
>Shart

So you crapped out a piece of your tailbone? That's pretty hardcore.

File: 2016-09-24_14.50.04.jpg (61KB, 215x382px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 215x382px

>>6867701
>

File: 03.png (474KB, 679x2343px) Image search: [Google]

474KB, 679x2343px

>>6867739
Aaand I forgot image. woop.

File: 1482511146345.png (171KB, 575x575px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 575x575px

>>6867726
Here you go.

>>6867755
Cute

File: zero___version_2__borderlands_2__by_alyoxy-d97cz2d.jpg (180KB, 1024x1396px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 1024x1396px

>>6867742
You believe in that?
Hah! How naive! He's not real!
...Please don't start to cry.

File: lewd 3.jpg (216KB, 855x900px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 855x900px

>>6867755
>And I shall reward your efforts with bongous. Enjoy.

File: 1482511146345.png (174KB, 575x575px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 575x575px

>>6867769
T-thank you! By the way, I readjusted the hat a bit because it did seem a bit off.

File: 05.png (496KB, 679x3078px) Image search: [Google]

496KB, 679x3078px

Hey, shitbags? Stop being dead

File: PI-North-Wiggins-Towns-121815.vadapt.664.high.90.jpg (36KB, 664x373px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 664x373px

>>6867742
Wait...The fuck?

File: depressiondachi.png (272KB, 871x720px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 871x720px

>when kongou gives you a boner but you can't tell her because you're an irrelevant cumstain on the bed of society

File: CsmJK0dUIAANupu.jpg (109KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 800x600px

>>6867767
Hell no! You're absolutely, completely wrong!

File: images (11).jpg (8KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 259x194px

>>6867795
>Replaced them with Wolves branded Christmas merchandise
Don't forget to tune in Christmas day

File: 征服王 [gif] (15).gif (2MB, 500x282px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x282px

>>6867795
>
As if someone would believe a child like you is capable of sexual abusing a man of my proportions. Begone.

File: Standing Back.png (1MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1366x768px

>>6867776
>All out of bongous. Please check again later

>>6867808
My appearance spontanuously grows an extra bone structure in your body? Interesting.

File: 55376050_p0_master1200.jpg (211KB, 480x852px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 480x852px

>>6867795
I will not rest until "Silent night" is banned
>>6867808
But, you just told her indirectly from doing this!

File: zer0_is_classy_by_1flowfabricony-d4slhud.jpg (1MB, 3000x2176px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3000x2176px

>>6867810
>Seeing how upset he made the child, Zer0 sighs and plans to surprise him.

>>6867795
Ho ho ho, young one.
It is I, Santa Claus and-
...Are those my cookies?

File: hohoyou'reawhore.png (87KB, 590x518px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 590x518px

>>6867795
...I hate Christmas....

>>6867833
Its okay, I wasn't actually expecting it, but its really nice of you.

File: 06.png (435KB, 679x1918px) Image search: [Google]

435KB, 679x1918px

>>6867795
>When people rather jerk off to shipgirls than replying to slides

Dead of HG when?

File: 56086507_p2_master1200.jpg (284KB, 936x800px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 936x800px

>>6867850
Uh, no. Building a snowman is pretty boring. What are you, a child?

File: zer0_by_noisemaker111-d5mrqrf.png (384KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

384KB, 960x540px

>>6867850
Making snow patterns?
With my body as a mold?
Ah, whatever. Whee!

File: 52275333_p4_master1200.jpg (287KB, 614x819px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 614x819px

>>6867833
No, you give me an erection. Do you know what an erection is? I can show you if you want to know
>>6867841
Whoops.

File: a6ff2fee-f900-416d-814a-8d826660764b.png (1MB, 1068x540px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1068x540px

>>6867850
Hail girl!

File: 2016-10-22_01.34.27.jpg (447KB, 1400x1066px) Image search: [Google]

447KB, 1400x1066px

>>6867850
I'm actually dead tho

File: 征服王 (24).jpg (17KB, 194x221px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 194x221px

>>6867833
>Laughing King of Conquerors in the near vicinity.

>>6867850
Woman, such an herculean strength far avobe humans surprises even me! Thank you, now please let me down...

File: 527592269_b6fd132094.jpg (53KB, 280x392px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 280x392px

>>6867556

File: 08.png (377KB, 679x2065px) Image search: [Google]

377KB, 679x2065px

(You)

File: zer0_by_da_phase_meister-d5hhp4r.jpg (83KB, 900x687px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 900x687px

>>6867907
How absurd...

File: 09.png (338KB, 679x1886px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 679x1886px

You peopel have seen nothing.

File: gKJHLcP3VEE.jpg (37KB, 604x453px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 604x453px

>>6867900
I am one with the shekel, the shekel is with me

File: zer0_by_ladydeadpooly-d5i92ne.png (143KB, 300x453px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 300x453px

>>6867939
>Robotic, monotone singing ensues.

File: 征服王 (12).png (423KB, 850x680px) Image search: [Google]

423KB, 850x680px

>>6867939
>I saw it
>nigga u gay

File: tumblr_static_tumblr_static_60rfnvyy2c08g48kc000ksw0k_640.jpg (58KB, 631x355px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 631x355px

>>6867907

Y-yeah ringabell, I wonder who could have caused such a thing to that house too! *whistles*
>>6867921
>>6867848
I found this sapphire on a demolition site. it reminded me of you. Mainly because besides Splash you're the only blue women I've ever seen, but you get the point.

File: 11.png (320KB, 679x1787px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 679x1787px

Spoileralert: Artoria is getting a hilarious event soon.

>>6867954
(You)

>>6867957
Literally the first thing I could think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

File: 12.png (309KB, 679x2081px) Image search: [Google]

309KB, 679x2081px

uh....G-guys?

File: 8e35113a8aca045be555f9cfcb20b0fc.jpg (42KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x500px

>>6867977
What are you, a thief?!
Well, then, congratulations:
you're dead where you stand.

File: 44071755_p0_master1200.jpg (177KB, 480x693px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 480x693px

>>6867977
I can't believe paintint my body red would work!

File: tumblr_static_tumblr_mbe3711ttl1qe66alo1_500.jpg (57KB, 500x484px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 500x484px

>>6868010
...Birds.

Death by birds.

File: Fuu28.png (89KB, 366x321px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 366x321px

>>6868010
Hm? I'm simply eating hen.

File: Expression4.png (44KB, 420x770px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 420x770px

>>6868010
I got eviscerated, all I can do is silently root for someone I give half a shit about.

File: 14.png (245KB, 679x1461px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 679x1461px

As promised, here's Artoria's funny event. Screencap it or not. Jerk off to it. Whatever works.

File: 20161206_014711.png (490KB, 409x757px) Image search: [Google]

490KB, 409x757px

>>6868010
Oh god that idiot has a santa fetish doesn't he? THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!

File: 15.png (203KB, 679x885px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 679x885px

>Tribute by Tenacious D was released more than 14 years ago

Jesus fuck...

>>6868027
You had someone you cared about. But you killed her. Again.

>>6868010
I have fries if anyone wants some

File: Rika102.jpg (217KB, 548x1130px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 548x1130px

>>6868081
She left of her own accord.
Asshole.

File: 17.png (182KB, 679x1167px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 679x1167px

>>6868097
Vader? Is that you, mi amigo?

>>6868081
Karma is a fucking bitch, Artoria.

File: セイバー・オルタナティブ[396].png (663KB, 580x805px) Image search: [Google]

663KB, 580x805px

>>6868042
He was the perfect test for the poison, after all! No Santa impersonator will dare to challenge me now!

File: sadbedachi.png (98KB, 386x467px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 386x467px

>when you scare away the fine ass alien robot thing
I should stop coming on so strong.

File: セイバー・オルタナティブ[218].jpg (661KB, 3541x2508px) Image search: [Google]

661KB, 3541x2508px

>>6868115
B-But I'm SANTA CLAUS! That's what I do! You're all going to the naughty list, dammit!

>>6868118
>hides under your skirt

File: 18.png (107KB, 679x738px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 679x738px

>>6868111
Shut the fuck up, worst touhou

>Throws brick

File: Cancer3.jpg (19KB, 332x363px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 332x363px

>>6868081
Oh, I just realised the game is called "KYS Bolin"
That's nice.

>>6868142
careful with that edge ramsalt

File: セイバー・オルタナティブ[378].jpg (69KB, 433x326px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 433x326px

>>6868131
>when alien boat girl ignores yoou
>m-maybe she missed it, r-right guys?

>>6868138
>kicks away
Not now, I'm angry! You don't want to approach Santa Claus when she's angry.

File: Lum13.jpg (71KB, 1016x738px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 1016x738px

>>6868142
Interesting. I wonder what this eggnog is made of.

File: 19.png (104KB, 679x706px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 679x706px

>>6868151
kys

>>6868155
Fuck off Jude

>>6868118
>>6868132
You should meet up with a man named Chris Jericho. He has a list of people he doesn't like aswell. You'd be perfect together and he needs good company.

File: sadmandachi.png (359KB, 669x720px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 669x720px

>>6868159
I don't know, but it makes me sad in a variety of ways.

File: 45.jpg (116KB, 890x890px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 890x890px

>>6868172
Here's your +1.

File: 37621612_p19_master1200.jpg (93KB, 480x591px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 480x591px

>>6868142
>>6868155
Yeah dude, why are you so grumpy when you host? Unless it's all meems, which is fine I guess.

File: sacrificial offering.jpg (268KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 1024x768px

>>6868172
>try to tell you to kys by sliding into your DMs
>i'm blocked
:^(

File: 2016-10-22_01.39.07.jpg (195KB, 430x945px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 430x945px

>>6868179
>Removes head
>Dribbles away with it

File: 21.png (82KB, 679x559px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 679x559px

>>6868177
Thanks. ;_;

>>6868179
I don't host when I am pissed off, Kugs. I sperg on Discord when I'm mad. Or play beat em up vidya.
In other news, the ride is almost over. Who do you got, lads?

>sits down and starts waving legs, waiting to pick some scabs

File: laughdachi.gif (717KB, 500x284px) Image search: [Google]

717KB, 500x284px

>>6868198

>>6868159
I-I try not to ignore anyone. Success is highly depending on how much sleep I had. Sorry.

File: 14.jpg (18KB, 208x243px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 208x243px

>>6868179
Aren't you supposed to be dead?

File: Airi (2).jpg (167KB, 630x406px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 630x406px

>>6868200
Well you make it look like you're mad at everything. Thanks for hosting.

>>6868198
aaaaAAAAA
>wiggins performs chaos dunk with her head
>spontaneous clapping everywhere.
I keked hard, thanks man.

File: 2016-10-22_01.30.34.jpg (215KB, 684x1076px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 684x1076px

>>6868215
I improved my handle dammit!
>Hits you with a sick crossover, still dribbling the severed head

>>6868200
Lum. She fine.

File: blushing.jpg (23KB, 175x233px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 175x233px

>>6868224
Don't you know what OOC means? bwaaaka

File: 22.png (79KB, 679x412px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 679x412px

>>6868200
Kamina, are you here?

File: MaleQuarterlyAfricanhornbill-mobile.webm (378KB, 426x426px) Image search: [Google]

378KB, 426x426px

>>6868249
Everyone needs to know watz poppin every now and again.

File: Lum50.png (441KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 720x540px

>>6868259

>explodes

File: 23.png (37KB, 679x297px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 679x297px

>>6868249
Apart from maybe 2-3, all of you are pretty gucci.

>kissu


Also the ride has ended. If Kamina wants to host, go ahead.

File: 25.png (19KB, 679x265px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 679x265px

>>6868275
Winner

File: 1478018278319.png (483KB, 900x922px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 900x922px

>>6868281
Thanks for hosting.

File: 31.png (16KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 500x500px

>>6868258
I don't know what is that OOC you are talking about, but it sounds cancerously profitable.

File: 26.png (489KB, 679x1160px) Image search: [Google]

489KB, 679x1160px

>>6868281
Placements. As a final word, I wish for Bolin to kill himself. Thanks for playing.

File: espnapi_dm_140317_ncb_sportscience_wiggins_wmain.jpg (34KB, 576x324px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 576x324px

>>6868294
Thanks for hostin

File: zer0_by_bended-d6b8wd3.jpg (68KB, 900x579px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 900x579px

>>6868281
Congratulations.

>>6868294
Thank you for hosting.

>>6868258
ily tenryu

File: Bored because of you.png (2MB, 1984x2806px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1984x2806px

>>6868292
Is nothing sacred to you?

>>6868311
Thanks garry.

File: 13.jpg (21KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 500x500px

All I want for Christmas, is (You)

>>6868291
>>6868305
>>6868308
No problem. Next host can step up.

First unlimited when

File: 21.jpg (425KB, 501x504px) Image search: [Google]

425KB, 501x504px

>>6868335
Oh, there are two things. My life, and money. Not in this order of course.

>>6868335
you know it bb

File: quark-ferengi.png (472KB, 577x447px) Image search: [Google]

472KB, 577x447px

>>6868355
This guy.
This guy understands how the universe works.

File: Lum61.png (162KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 640x480px

>>6868294
Thanks a .

File: ows_144598944428105.jpg (681KB, 2000x1336px) Image search: [Google]

681KB, 2000x1336px

>>6868340
Hohoho, Merry Christmas!

Pay it forward by tuning into MIN @ OKC, live, Christmas day on ESPN, 8 PM Eastern,

File: Lum31.gif (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

>>6868294
>>6868375
Oh, I've forgotten to finish my sentence.
I meant to say, thanks a bunch.

>>6868375
I thought it was a pun
Thanks a lot
Thanks a dot

get it?

>>6868377
That's right, folks! Check your local listings to catch THE Minnesota Timberwolves go 9-20 on Christmas Day!

File: 0583992001411861843_filepicker.jpg (203KB, 1500x1333px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 1500x1333px

>>6868403
10-20, dumbass. We play the Kings tonight.

>>6868414
My bad. 9-21.

File: IMG_20161113_114128.jpg (50KB, 626x610px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 626x610px

>>6868395
You're funny, Anonymous.

File: 2016-10-22_01.34.50.jpg (412KB, 1272x1075px) Image search: [Google]

412KB, 1272x1075px

>>6868429
Hey now, we're 3-1 in our last 4 games. Watch yourself!

>>6868440
Keep dreaming, kid. 40 inch vertical?
I got your 40 inches right here.
>grabs own crotch

ngw

>>6868340
kay

>>6868459
Right now. First 24/36, depending on lurkers.

File: 52275333_p9_master1200.jpg (243KB, 614x819px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 614x819px

>>6868440
>3-1
the most dangerous lead

>>6868467
on this post?

File: andrew-wiggins-vertical-leap-photo.jpg (132KB, 1200x1206px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1200x1206px

>>6868456
44", thank you very much, and we both know Christopher Reeve coulda jumped over your dick.

>>6868467
Zer0
>>6867460

File: Holly jolly vampire.jpg (265KB, 850x1316px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 850x1316px

>>6868467
Vampy

>>6868488
I miss Shinobu.

File: ALI.jpg (257KB, 444x852px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 444x852px

>>6868220
>Rest easy, not your fault or anything, have a good rest.

>>6868467
Kongou

>>6867776

File: 6b6d650941bc19233dd40521e1d2566a86482756.png (97KB, 414x435px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 414x435px

>>6868467
Nath

File: IoqJAfM.png (120KB, 307x356px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 307x356px

>>6868467
Andrew Wiggins

>>6868472
Only if you have the first ever unanimous MVP on your team!

File: Looking dandy, baby..jpg (592KB, 1200x993px) Image search: [Google]

592KB, 1200x993px

>>6868467
Space Dandy

File: 08e5469fef08427924c9be3f4206f507.jpg (491KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 1080x1080px

>>6868467
Kat

>>6868485
Maybe when he was still Superman. I'd tell you good luck this weekend but even Santa Claus couldn't bring your ass a win.

File: あんハピ♪ [Anne Hanakoizumi] 281.png (174KB, 368x346px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 368x346px

>>6868467
Anne Hanakoizumi

File: entrydachi.png (70KB, 315x315px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 315x315px

>>6868467
Adachi

File: IMG_7159.jpg (16KB, 255x255px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 255x255px

>>6868467
X7-10

File: SaniTYEntry4.jpg (80KB, 900x506px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 900x506px

>>6868467
SaniTY

File: Sliver Queen.jpg (78KB, 459x267px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 459x267px

>>6868467
Sliver Queen

File: tiiny snekk.jpg (133KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 707x1000px

>>6868467
Tiny snek

File: 666.jpg (78KB, 360x480px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 360x480px

>>6868467
Liquid Ocelot

File: 52896667_p0.png (547KB, 1070x862px) Image search: [Google]

547KB, 1070x862px

>>6868467
Senshougahara

>>6868511
>>6868512
sneks

File: bfb48640544f56c960014fad2564fe3a.jpg (65KB, 600x848px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 600x848px

>>6868467
Blanc

File: Captain Luna.png (56KB, 259x222px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 259x222px

>>6868467
Captain Luna

>>6868524
>Sneks.

File: gettyimages-517140094_594_screen.jpg (138KB, 594x396px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 594x396px

>>6868503
He won't have to. Mr. Triple Double is about to trip and lose by double digits. Book it!

File: gabe-the-dog.jpg (60KB, 1039x1050px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 1039x1050px

>>6868467
Gabe the Borkhound

File: rjMKxt4-1.jpg (57KB, 336x355px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 336x355px

>>6868492
I do as well anon. I'll try to fill that gap though!

File: Quirk Batman 1.jpg (30KB, 200x291px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 200x291px

>>6868467
Batman with a gun

File: shelter_by_rjay07-dame92j.jpg (137KB, 900x1028px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 900x1028px

>>6868467
Rin

>>6868509
X7? I thought you were gone.

File: SwiggitySwoogity.jpg (34KB, 402x361px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 402x361px

>>6868467
AJ's Ass

>>6868535
>to fill that gap

Rachnera?

File: 1480693715994.png (518KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

518KB, 1024x1024px

>>6868467
Teto Kasane

File: 1442308491600.jpg (160KB, 826x826px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 826x826px

>>6868467
Ash Crimson

File: __original_drawn_by_idon__sample-dd98d57b9c390175c053c4300b06e85e.jpg (90KB, 850x823px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 850x823px

>>6868524

File: 征服王 (1).png (360KB, 551x504px) Image search: [Google]

360KB, 551x504px

>>6868467
Alexander the Great

File: Luna all is well.png (740KB, 800x799px) Image search: [Google]

740KB, 800x799px

>>6868535
I am terribly sorry, I didn't mean to shift any sort of responsibility to replace her on you.
You simply reminded me of the fact.

>>6868467
>>6867536

File: NarZ2I9-3.jpg (178KB, 626x670px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 626x670px

>>6868549
No you dummy I'm Vampy.

File: 1.png (238KB, 782x814px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 782x814px

>>6868467
Megaman

File: image.jpg (110KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 1280x720px

Thanks for the (You)s. Merry christmas useless faggots.

File: I skipped leg day.jpg (268KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 1080x1920px

>>6868579

>>6868579
>Merry christmas
fucking bigot I use happy Christmas you ass

File: 6UN5M6t-1.png (1MB, 1453x1900px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1453x1900px

>>6868565
No it's ok I understand what you meant. No vampire will ever be as great as Nobu but I can atleast try to be entertaining.

>>6868579
Merry Christmas to you as we though the hand gesture wasn't necessary.

>6868579
You too, pathetic waste of oxygen.