ERP Thread Getting that holiday cheer in edition Prev: >>6849581

>when you can give yourself any nickname on the internet and you choose "egg"
Like, fucking why. "Egg" is so unflattering. Nobody gets turned on when they hear egg. Nobody goes "oh, what a cute name" when they hear egg. It's on par with "Mustard" or "Smegma". Fucking disgusting. Egg. EGG. It leaves a bad fucking taste in my mouth. I will never speak to them.

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>>6861616
first for lime

So why are you guys so obsessed with namefags? I had to hide over half of last thread because you wouldn't shut up about x or y random no body

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>>6861630
Dammit anon. Get that post outta here.
Oh, and, fun little story: I was the first person to call Egg, egg. It's short for Edgy Gamer Girl, and at first, she had no idea why I was calling her egg all the time.

>>6861650
It's all the shitposters have to shitpost about because so little actual ERP happens anymore.

>>6861630
Then tell her that instead of talking about it behind her back. Are you a coward?

>>6861631
How does it feel that people wish you would kill yourself like you wanted Chiaki and Alpha to kill themselves?

>>6861630
No one cares go talk about your hatecrush somewhere else.

Samus or Morrigan here?

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>>6861630

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>>6861610
>Lola smiles at the anon, her slender legs trembling just a bit as they walk off-court.
It's not a far walk to the locker room showers, fortunately...
>She murmurs, shivering as his seed begins to soak the fabric of her shorts. Lola fumbles for a moment then keys in her number with a playful peach emoji beside her contact name. Then, she sends herself a quick text so his number was saved to her phone, which was safely put away in her bag.
Be seeing you, then, baby.
>Lola winks back as she hands back the anon's phone, cheekily palming his crotch as she began to saunter back to the girls' locker room.

>>6861666
>implying her split personality isn't lurking for her

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>>6861678
I'm all good.
>>6861699
Oh she's lurking alright.
Say "hi, egg!"

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>"Nobody cares"
>"Who cares"
>said several people who cared enough to respond
No wonder you keep getting shitposted, holy fuck.

>>6861631
What time zone are you in it's late as shit

>>6861720
>"I..I'm not getting called out and told to shut up, you played right into my hands haha!"
(you)

>>6861720
People keep giving Peridot (You)s. You expect these threads to learn to stop encouraging shitposters?

>>6861720
Everyone on the site conspicusly forgot the hide post function exists.

>>6861720
When people say retarded bullshit people will tell them to shut up at least once. Especially if they keep posting it like this EGG obsessor.
Also just shut up.

>>6861743
Peridot is fine. At least she's vaguely posting on topic

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>>6861734
That's not even me, the only server I have her on seems to be dead.

>>6861745
There were some people that tried to make people remember, but conveniently enough, they seemed to be the ones ignored.

>>6861697
N-nn...
>He shivers a bit as she palms him, still sensitive between the legs.
I can't wait...
>He says, in a voice as calm as he can muster. He waves her off until she turns a corner. As soon as she's out of eyesight, he gives a cheerful cry of:
YES!
>Apparently he was trying to play it cool until she left. Perhaps not quite out of earshot, she might have the mental image of him giving a little fist pump with his not-so-subtle yip of joy. Maybe things like this didn't happen to Anon very often, or he just liked her that much. Probably both. Either way, his inner goofy nature was evident even at this distance.
>With more than a bit of pep in his step, his head held higher than it ever had, Anon strides back into the wake of his own life, wishing that dinnertime would come soon.

(I gotta head off to bed, but I have to say. This was probably the best session I've had here! Really fun!)

>>6861759
Scratch that, it seems that she is not on it anymore.

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>>6861729
I'm in the best timezone, anon.
It's almost noon here.

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>>6861766
(A-ah, thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it! ;; I had a lot of fun too. Have a good night!)

>>6861773
Fuck. That means I may never get peridot facesitting unless I stay up late as shit.

>>6861785
(You, too. I'll catch you around!)

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>>6861796
What can I say, anon.
You gotta work hard for the things you want.

>>6861817
Was that made in ms paint

>>6861758
>At least she's vaguely posting on topic

He's only posting for (You)s, he doesn't care about the topic.

>>6861835
Yes.

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>>6861835
Psh, pff...
What makes you say that?
>>6861838
But anon, I -am- the topic!
>>6861843
Delete this.

>>6861838
I'd take it over drama over whoever the fuck any day of the week

>>6861817
Well perhaps one day I will finally achieve the soft green Nirvana but for today I must sleep

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>>6861889
Just add me on Peri's sekrit account#3844 if you want
doubt I'll be using it for long, but, here ya go
good night for now, anon.

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I'm kind of tangled up in Christmas preparations, but I should have a bit of time for a session.

Anyone interested in doing some shenanigans?

>>6861926
(Is the cute cow open to play tonight or is one of her friends going to grace our presence?)

>>6861926
Fuck off cancer, you're on the same level as EGG

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Night, thread

>>6861940
Cake stop shitposting please

>>6861943
See you later jinx

>6861943
>I'm gonna fish for (You)s one last time because everyone cares about me!

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>>6861945
Anon stop responding to shitposting please

>>6861956
>Enabling shitposting by telling people not to call out obnoxious bullshit
>Not taking your own damn advice
You're worse on all accounts retard.

>>6861956
That goes for you too

What is with avas like you and Peridot just not being able to resist the chance to farm (You)s?

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>>6861943
good night jinx
>>6861950
you too anon, even though you're a little shit.

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Hello you autistic faggots

>>6861926
Hiya Sponty

>>6861971
>Hiding shitposting and not responding is enabling
But that's not how that works

>6861974
>white knighting jinx hoping she'll like you

Sad

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>>6861972
Because they're delicious.
>>6861993
>"Good night jinx"
>whiteknighting
You shitpost harder than I do, anon.

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>>6861936
That she is!

>>6861940
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>6861985
Hi Mecha, how are things?

>>6861985
hola mecha

>>6862004
Your second reply, where you called that anon a little shit because he insulted your latest target

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>>6862032
I called him a little shit because there's no point in not giving someone a friendly (You), anon.
And geez, 'Next Target'? I hardly talk to Jinx.

Actually, given that this is 4chan is there any consensus on wether calling someone a faggot or just ignoring them is more likely to deal with shitposting?

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>>6862015
Fresh home from being out all day; how was your day?

>>6862016
Sup

>>6862073
There are some people like Peridot who get off on (You)s, so ignoring is the best bet but some anons are retarded and thinking they're going to ERP with an SU character only to get memed on by a sociopath

>>6862073
Ignoring. But the problem is that trying to tell others to ignore the shitposting means your forced to give attention to it in that post, and it can just landslide from there.

>>6862015
>An anon sees the adorable cowgirl as she answers his plea. Searching for a way to break the ice, he sees a bit of mistletoe hung under a doorway. He quickly steps under the festive tradition and opens his arms wide in hopes to embrace the lovely woman again.
It's nice to see you again mattie! Care to make an anon's holiday a little bit happier?

>>6862085
not shit, looking forward to christmas being another plain day
sup with you

>>6862103
Peridot barely qualifies as shitposting so I'm not to worried about her. More the random anons with drama about whoever the hell.

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>>6862123
About to pop on that Automata demo

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>>6862085
Same, more or less. Went out to get a tree and some last-minute presents and such.
Here's hoping my christmas lights still work.

>>6862108
>Mattie immediately recognizes said anon, her most fervent fan, and smiles.
Hello again!
>She glances up and indeed notices the ornament, but thinks nothing of it as she was already in process of approaching him with arms outstretched.
Oh, of course!
>Once within range, she wraps her arms around him, pulling him into her plentiful and welcoming curves. Lifting him off the ground slightly to be a little closer up to her face, she gently tilts his head towards her with her index under his chin, in order to plant a kiss on his lips.
Mmm~

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>>6862180
>pets the cow

>>6862231
>pets the FP

>>6862180
M...Mattie!~
>The anon blushed a small bit as the buxom bovine girl lit up with a smile and rushes straight to him. Scooping him up from the ground with her great strength and holding him into her curvaceous body. He looks up at her from her cleavage as she pulls him up by the chin and locks lips with her for a short while, hugging her back and savoring that soft peck on the lips.
I...I'm flattered you'd even remember me. It's always nice to be back in your warm embrace!
>The anon looks her in the eyes with a similar smile, reaching out to stroke her long brown hair as he admires her cute face and ample bosom once more.
Think you can treat a tired anon to a nice drink of milk before he wakes up for the Christmas season? I'd love to just sit together on that couch by the warm fire and cuddle up for the night~! Please Mattie!

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>>6862124
>Peridot barely qualifies as shitposting
N-Nani?

>>6862231
Nice to see you too FP. You look different, did you change your hair?

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>>6862245
Oooh...that feels nice...
>>6862294
Hair? Wellll....somewhat. Just some extensions is all.

>>6862316
>pets the FP more

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>>6862231
>Pets FP right back only to realize with horror that she got shaved off yet again.
... !!

>>6862277
(Nice double dubs!)
>After breaking the simple but delicate kiss, she smiles warmly at him.
Remember you? Of course I do, how could I forget?
>She in turn reaches for his own head, giving it a few gentle pats as she hears his request out.
Ah, that does sound pretty lovely. How could I refuse? Let's head inside, shall we?
>The cow nods in response, before taking the small and affectionate anon along as she carries him back inside, closing the door behind her. She then makes her way to the living room and heads for said couch by the fireplace.

>>6862124
This. I've seen much worse. Peridot sucks at shitposting.

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>>6862180
Cuttin' it a bit close, m'cow. But at least its outta the way.
Hope you have a good holiday.

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>>6862333
J-Just you wait...!

>>6862336
fart on her face

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>>6861926
>Anyone interested in doing some shenanigans?
>Intrest piqued.
Too tired for anything but shenanigans sounds fun~

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>>6862333
Am I a good shitposter Anon?

You're rarely even here Karl so I dont really think you count. Thanks for the (You) though.

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>>6862321
>nuzzles head against hand
>>6862329
Yeep, its uh...its awkward, I'll admit.

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>>6862343
Heh, I know. I'm awful at planning things ahead of time...
I hope you do as well, Mecha!

>>6862397
Is that a Karl I see?
>Scoops the cute fox and nuzzles

>>6862329
Sure thing!
>The young man simply replies as she effortlessly carries him in her arms into the living room of the comfortable house. She makes her way straight to a spacious, soft looking couch with him in her arms. She sits them down together as the fire crackles and heats up the room in a cozy way.
You're always so generous Mattie, I hoped the holidays were no exception.
>He compliments the buxom bovine girl offering him all the fresh milk he could drink, sitting at her side as they held each other in their arms. He leans in to kiss her cheek and peppers a series of pecks from her face, down her neck, all the way to her massive mammaries as they jiggled lightly with each loving kiss. The anon then simply reclines himself to a spot he had long endeared, lying on his back as his head rested comfortably on mattie's soft thighs. He looked up at her huge sweater puppies with eager eyes, awaiting the approval of the cute cowgirl.
W...well, not much else to it really. Whenever you're ready Mattie!

>>6862439
I'm guessing I'd probably be the one being pet if you were more furry, but something like this is pretty fun too!
>lets her nuzzle as much as she wants

>>6862439
>Likes her human form to a similar degree to her furry form
I am aroused, but also morally conflicted

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>>6862441
>Presses my tiny nose against yours then shudders happily.
Is it Wabbit hunting season already~
It's good you got your final shopping done, you might be able to relax later today.

>>6862418
I do too! Watch.
>Tosses around buzzwords and erp boogymans until the thread implodes in shitpostering.

I'm actually here a somewhat decent amount. I just stopped linking avatars to Karl is all. Hope you're able to have a nice Christmas anon.

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>>6862439
Good thing it seems to grow back quickly...

>>6862443
Well, it is the season of giving after all, right?
>She says with a small giggle as he showers her with timid little kisses.
Hehe, that tickles~
>As he gets into his favorite position, she nods and begins to pull her arms out of her sleeves of her coat. She then puts it aside and gets to work on her tanktop, lifting it over her head and putting it next to her coat, before moving on to the sturdy frontal clasp of her heavy-duty bra. She carefully undoes it, not wanting the poor anon to get another black eye from the gargantuan chest leaping forward as it's freed.
Aaand, there we go...!

>>6862483
>Gently nibbles on one of your jumbo fox ears.
Not yet, but it's good to see you either way~
And yeah, there's still a lot to do, but that's at least that much done and over with for now.

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>>6862471
Sadly, my human form doesn't have any lewds. If theres enough popular demand, I might go and take a lot of pictures of my human persona.
>>6862460
>suddenly turns furry
Oo~ You were saying?
>>6862512
Fortunately it just did~

Seems you're more of a fan of the furred variety~

>>6862581
>hugs furry

>>6862512
>Anon watches with thirsty eyes and mouth as mattie pulls off that heavy winter garment, her colossal bosom in only a tight tanktop and then after an industrial strength bra as it bounced before his eyes with each tug of cloth. He couldn't help but lick his lips at the incredible display of her humongous breasts as she undoes that heavy bra. Her strength keeping her powerful puppies in check as they lunged forward, free of constraint as the huge teat buries his blushing face. With closed eyes he opens wide and latches back onto Mattie's sensitive pink nub. The young man suckles gently upon the familiar breast that dwarfed his head; rich, creamy milk pouring into his mouth from just one suckle.
Mmmmm~ I've missed this taste, good to be back again for the holidays!

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>>6862512
>Lets out a low moan as you nibble my ear with it being sensitive and all. I push my wet nose into your neck nuzzling it.
I could say that same thing to you, it's always nice to see you're around. There could be a lot to do here too, I don't know yet myself. If we get a tree then we're gonna end up decorating it.
If you need some help holding up your massive milk filled mammaries I think Hercules is free~ lol

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>>6862581
Oh, I'm just so used to seeing you like this, is all.

I personally think you're very cute either way~

>>6862609
>Mattie smiles at the young anon as his parched mouth instinctively finds its way to her swollen nipple, latching onto it without any further instructions or delays.
I'm glad I was able to drop by for one last visit before the holidays. If I can't make it before the new year, this should be enough "eggnog" to last you until then, heh~
>Indeed, the overflowing teat easily gives up its bounty as soon as his lips so much as clamp down onto it. Her ever-so warm and savory milk begins to flow freely in a steady, and selfless fashion, letting him drink to his heart's content.

>>6862632
>Boops that wet snoot before nuzzling it back, eskimo kissing it.
I'm sure it'd be lovely, with little santa nazi ornaments hanging from the branches and everything.
Oh Karl, you're so silly, that's what I love about you~

>>6862704
Oh hey, haven't seen you in a while. How are you?

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>>6862711
I've been looking for avas and considering bringing back the fish. Other than that I'm really, really bored.

>>6862714
Oh, I see. Would you mind helping an anon out, then?

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>>6862723
That depends, Anonymous. What sort of help do you require?

>>6862725
Well, um... would saying it's the lewd kind of help be enough?

>>6862710
Wow, lucky to catch you then~
>The anon coos out in bliss as he nurses from the huge, heaving teat of the cowgirl. Nuzzling his face deep into her heavy breast, sucking on as much soft flesh as he could. His wet muscle glides passionately against her swollen nub, a mouthful of her incredible milk filling his mouth with each suckle as her pace picked up to feed him. He opens his eyes to see her smiling face, long hair, and bouncing milk maker as she spoke.
Eggnog? Aw that just sounds like a waste of milk to me! Nothing beats it fresh from the tap Mattie.

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>>6862727
I was afraid it'd be that...
>The (possibly) highschooler sighs.
Sorry Anon, but I'm only here because I can't sleep. I can't guarantee I won't pass out on you.
I might even pass out after this post, who knows?

>>6862744
Oh, I'm sorry for bothering you, I didn't know that.

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>>6862600
>hugs anon
>>6862710
Aw, you're too sweet...

I'll have to find a better time to drop by. Its already so late over here..

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>>6862751
If you still want to talk about potential avas I can pick up that'd be fun. I just don't want to blueball you.

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Anyone given Revelation a try?

>>6862757
I don't get it, why do I want to pet and hug you when your fur is off, yet I want to hump your stocking-clad legs while on a leash as soon as it's on?

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>>6862710
Instead of a white beard it's a Hitler stash and a bigger one for the beard lol.

>>6862710
>"eggnog"
Now you're making me jealous. You're silly too, and it's fun to see.

I can only be really silly because I know you're alright with it. It feels really nice to be honest.

>Nuzzles into your chest burying my face into your bunker busting breasts.

Good night Sponty~ I hope your Christmas is both smooth and enjoyable.

Would it turn you off if I called your nipples Nog Nozzles?

MOM
I SAID MY NAME IS GYROROBO

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>>6862772
Because furry me is for sexual~

Hence my name

>>6862853
Oh, right... would you be okay with doing that...?

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>>6862859
B-but its late here anon...

The idea of using my legs adorned with stockings to jerk you off makes me excited, but its really late...

>>6862875
O- oh, don't worry about it! I was just asking would you be okay with it in general. I'll be patient if as long as it's for you!

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>>6862734
A waste? Huh, yeah, maybe you're right~
>She lets out with a casual shrug, before returning her attention to the thirsty anon as he gradually gets his fill. She passes her hand through his hair, idly caressing his head as she hums softly. With the warmth and coziness of the fireplace doing its thing, now and then letting out a faint crackle, Mattie closes her eyes in turn and bask in the comfortable feeling, smiling all the more.

>>6862757
Don't worry about it, go get your beauty sleep~

>>6862779
There's nothing wrong with being silly, right?

>She watches as the fox buries itself between her giant chest snowballs, never to be seen again.
RIP fox, you will be missed.

Likewise, Karl! And you know I wouldn't mind in the least~

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>Teleports behind you
>Gives you a reach around
Nothin personnel, kid.

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>>6862878
All right anon, I'll be happy to do that for you...once I get some beauty sleep....
>>6862879
Aww, all right. Night~!
>>6862887
Izaya pls

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>>6862896
What? I just wanna hang out with the kool kids and do some erping.

>>6862875
Does some groping while in your maid uniform count as aboos?

>>6862887
>moans lustingly
Don't stop, please~
>evil Spanish clone teleports behind you and teases your prostate with maracas
"No es nada personal, chico"

>>6862879
Well, maybe not with how much you have in there that's a little exaggerated.
>The young man thought to himself a bit as he remembered all his warm feedings from the buxom bovine girl, not even coming close to finishing one breast. His body relaxes in her embrace as he continued to nurse from Mattie's mountainous milk maker, gulping down mouthfuls of her rich cream as he tickled her nipple with his tongue. Feeling the warmth of the fire and Mattie's plump breast, he smiles as she ruffles his hair in encouragement, watching her unwind and relax as he lightened her load.
It's just, you'd have to convince me there was something better than being right here in your lap. Held snug to these miraculous mammaries as this adorable, brown haired cow fills you up fresh. And good luck doing that~
>He snarks out between heavy swigs as he reaches a hand to her head. Running his fingers through her long, silky brown hair with a smile as he kept drinking for his fill.

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>>6862917
T-Trump was right... Mexicans are raping us...

>>6862925
>keeps moaning from the reacharound while leaking pre on hand
>evil secretly Mexican incubus (male) unzips dick
>you like this

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>>6862896
Sleep well!

>>6862920
>Mattie cooed and giggled quietly as she felt his tongue wander around on her swollen and sensitive nub, tickling it playfully.
Heh, that'd be hard to do, alright...
>She leans her head into his head, letting him pat and feel her hair, horns, and cow ears.
Mmmm...~
>As she sat there comfortably, the anon deeply nestled into her, drinking away from her seemingly endless supply of dairy goodness, the cow found herself starting to doze off. It'd had gotten rather late by now and everything from the calm and soothing feeding to the warmth of the room itself made her feel at ease and gradually sleepier and sleepier.

>>6862958
M...Mattie~
>The anon softly spoke the name of the curvaceous cowgirl nursing him from her overwhelming bosom. His hand stroking her adorable head, feeling that silky smooth hair and those cute horns and ears as he fed. He couldn't help but pat and stroke those bovine features as he savored her greatest bovine feature of all, his face buried deep into a warm, soft teat larger than his head. He chugged and chugged away at a supply of milk that felt endless as he suckled upon the soft flesh, his wet tongue slowly licking her puffy pink nipple for its delicious cream.
M...Mattie, I...It's just so good Mattie. You, the fire, the couch, I...I could fall asleep right here on your bosom. C...can I Mattie! Do you know a good lullaby?
>The anon looks up to the sleepy cowgirl with heavy eyes, her pillowy breasts and warm milk weighing down on him. He could feel himself getting fuller and tire but wanted to savor his last moments in Mattie's warm embrace as he nursed from her humongous, heavenly bosom.

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This thread is more dead than I am on the inside

>>6863108
Everyone fell asleep, sucks

>>6863125
Well I'm awake! How are you, anon?

This is my thread now

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>>6863137
Hey, look at me anon. Look at me! This is my thread now.

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>>6863137
>>6863150
Nuh uh! This is MY thread!

I should pick up an ava during these times. It'd probably improve once it's no longer known as the dead hours

>>6863176
There's nothing wrong with dead hours though, because people are sleeping/working/what not.
They've always been comfy nice and some erp happens throughout it over the time, meanwhile the shitposting is at minimum when the kids are sleeping. But yes, you should and enjoy it specifically then.

>>6863176
Trying to fill the void of dead hours is a tough job. I wish you good luck if you try it.

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H-how about you guys fill my void instead!

>>6863224
Sure.

>>6863224
Alright.

and welcome to the jam

>>6863313
samefagging just so i'm marrying myself

>>6863322
You dastard.

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>>6863224
Gladly

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>>6863335
u mad

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ZZZzzzz...

>>6863358
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE MAD?
IT WAS ME, DIO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ5W4uw71g0

>>6863381
>Tries to peek at the logbook

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>>6863414
>Snaps awake instantly, and closes logbook
W-Why were you peeking?

>>6863456
Oh! I was just.. curious.
>Really he was just curious if the logbook really did have everyone's three sizes

>>6863439
Lowkey, I bet Granny Ana makes the best Christmas cookies.

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>>6863474
Curiosity killed the cat

I miss Vino

>>6863504
Say lowkey enough, and I'm sure he'll come back

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>>6863477
And you would be absolutely correct.

>>6863493
Yeah.. So can I go now? Please?
>He quietly cowers away from her wrath

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>>6863540
No, I want you to stay and massage my feet.
>Sarcastically

>>6863563
>messages u're feet

>>6863563
>hurls brick

>>6863572
>likes this

>>6863563
Fine, fine.. just don't kill me or anything..
>He drops to his knees, too scared to realise she's being sarcastic

I just want a woman whom I can woo by whispering sweet nothings into her ear whilst caressing her flat belly, all leading up to getting her in reverse mating press and plowing her cunt while she drools from both ends and yelps like a doggy slut.

>>6863613
>Flat belly
>Not wanting a plump

OH CLEARLY YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH OF ANYTHING, DO YOU.

WHERE'S AINZ!?

>>6863634
Uh, yeah, that's the present fantasy. Flat, not plump. Good job on pointing that out.

>>6863644
The point is you have shit taste.

>>6863613
GENERIC

>>6863657
>>6863708
Oh, it's winter vacation for the kids, isn't it?

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>>6863708
What's wrong with generic? Not everyone is into being shat on from a 300 pound tentacle monster with a dick 10 feet long and a vagina so cavernous that you can live inside of it

>>6863715
no
i demand roleplays that involve getting pregnant and then giving birth via my ass mere moments later, with afterbirth that has the flavor and consistency of strawberry ice cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Ig-JiYFY4

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>no cute anime girls
Not gonna lure anyone like that

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>tfw 8/erp/ is done for

>>6863766
and nothing of value was lost dot jpeg

>>6863766
its been done for, for half a year

>>6863769
>>6863772
Say what you will, but the anons and avas in their orgy/Morrigan's house were leagues better than ours in their heyday

>>6863780
They had consistently better looking rps I guess but there were ones that look like they belong in /ftt/. the only good thing is that their shit shows were never huge.
But they did have anons who remind me of anxious.

>>6863814
>that looked like they belonged in /ftt/
Well, people did request jOIs quite a bit from some avas, and it's not like they had a general for that specifically. Everyone kind of got along and used their threads as a catch-all. I'm not sure what you mean by anxious, though, since I don't really remember all that much drama spurring up in those specific threads save for "bitchbreaker fai" whom nobody took seriously.

>>6863827
No, I mean like they had rps that one liners could mock. But more consistently there were alot of good ones.

And I mean there were a particular sort of anons that harassed avas for a certain rp or were just so clearly dumb that it was annoying. What comes in mind in particular is that one anon who kept begging for tomoko even when the thread was dead.
All I know is that everyone hates fai but its easy to ignore him you're right.

>>6863868
Yeah, I do vaguely remember there being an issue with guys being obsessed with a certain ava. As much as I hate that board myself, I'll always have fond memories, seeing as it was the place where I met my first steady partner after finding it only a few days prior. That was about two years ago, and my Vanellope player is long gone, but I'll at least say that 8/erp/ was fun before it's big boom that caused it to be put on the map.

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((Sorry that I've not been around, been really busy lately.))

>>6863956
You're still the cutest

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>>6863962
((I'm not Chariot you dumpass))

>>6863956
>Cuddles the Flan
Don't worry about it. Still need a good teddy?

>>6863971
Adorable then

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>>6863973
((I'm still busy. I'm just kind of showing up because I've got like 5 minutes spare. Sorry!))

>>6863974
((I'll beat you.))

>>6863988
Ah. Well I'll play around with Flan another time then. See ya!

>>6863988
I welcome a beating from such a qt!

I maybe take a peek in here once a month, so please tell me this:
Did Clown die of alcohol poisoning yet?

>>6864002
One can only hope

>>6864002
Why bother bringing up drama so old it's crusty?

>>6864002
According to them, Clown threw out their degeneracy and got a GF.

>>6864032
fucking judas

>>6864032
>implying anyone can escape their own degeneracy
That's like saying I can grow out of my lolicon addiction tomorrow.

>>6864020
How is asking a simple question about a certain persons state of health stirring up drama?

>>6864032
Yeah, that's just fucking great. We all know where this is going.
>"Honey, please, we can talk this all out! Give me a chance! I love you, I really do. Besides, who is that black guy you're seeing anyway? Tyrone was his name I believe?"
[Later]
>"Yeah, I'm shitposting here again because things with my gf didn't work out. Bitch was boring, broke up with her just a few days ago. Tight ass but that was it. No, I broke up with her."

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>tfw no bf to cuddle me but also use me as he pleases and not protest whenever I want to suck his cock

>>6864063
The problem is that you're a guy

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>>6864068
Don't remind me..

>>6864063
This who I think it is?

>>6864063
I love you but you already woke me up getting your morning milk. You could at least let me make it through the hallway before you get down on your knees and yank my shorts down.

>>6864053
Clown hasn't been here truly in forever.

>>6864090
I doubt it? I don't really post here
>>6864095
But I want mooore! You don't even need to do anything, you can just sit and relax while I take care of you!

>>6863766
We're soon to follow

>>6864115
so you weren't the anon posting about tfw no bf last summer?

>>6864115
I know I know. But I really had to get some work done today and if you keep my balls drained hourly like this I'm gonna forget my name...
But dammit I can't say no to you when you're so enthusiastic about it.

>>6864074
Not him, but to be honest. I've been here for so long that I've stopped caring about gender because personality is much more important to me.

>>6864074
If you got a cute butt and can moan cute I don't mind.

>>6864133
Nope! Definitely wasn't me! No idea what you're referring to!
>>6864144
I don't mean to disappoint, but I wasn't really looking to RP right now, I was just being stupid. Sorry if I was misleading
>>6864178
Well that's really sweet of you! I'm the same way. Personality above all else
>>6864192
I can't really judge myself, that'd be for you to decide!

>>6864203
I'm glad we can agree then
>kissu

>>6864203
Post butt then.

>>6864203
Adorableness is all that matters and you seem to have a lot of that!

>>6864203
>but I wasn't really looking to RP right now

>not looking to RP
>in an ERP thread

Fuck off.

>>6864203
I didn't think you were
I was just playing along with the fantasy

>>6864241
That shouldn't be surprising to you at this point, unless you're new.

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>>6864241
>erping
>at all
Look at this degenerate faggot here.

>>6864218
I wonder what else we agree on.. What's your favorite color??
>>6864224
n-no
>>6864227
Aw, thank you! That's really sweet of you to say!
>Hugs super tight
>>6864241
Shut up, nerd
>>6864262
Oh okay good, I would've felt terrible otherwise! All these replies make me a little nervous too so it kinda turned me off on the whole thing, I'm sorry.

>>6864274
Please never leave. You are doing God's work.

>>6864309
You really are acting a lot like who I'm thinking of but they get mad when I say who they are.

>>6864309
Hi Nia

>>6864309
My favorite color is red.

>>6864309
Post your discord you fucking faggot

>>6864332
>Spanks

>>6864332
Chie?

>>6864332
Space milf.

>>6864316
>>6864320
....

>>6864363
Get shit on

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>>6864348
That's what I was wondering. Does she already have a player?

>>6864383
I've seen a Rosalina a while back, but they haven't played in a while.

>>6864379
rude

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>>6864363
Sorry.
I guess I was being too obvious.

>>6864425
I miss you, my love.

>>6864425
>Pats the Nue

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>>6864435
feck off.

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>>6864443
Woah. Watch your DARN mouth!

Is this the /steamisdown/ waiting room?

>>6864443
I wont. I'll always remind you of my love for you.

>>6864425
It's okay, I don't really mind!

>>6861697
She's a QT

AINZ?

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>>6864462

You're really easy to spot. Sorry.

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>>6864460
(Evidently)

>>6864498
>Hugs the Mado/Fronk

>>6864462
I still want to know your favorite color.

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>>6864476

You guys have any ideas of a thick/curvy, motherly character I could play as?

>>6864495
I have nothing to hide anymore since I posted my card way back when, so it's okay
>>6864521
Sorry! Purple

>>6864557
I like purple too to be honest. Oh well I gotta go for now. Hope I see you again later.
>Plants a small kiss on your cheek

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>>6864512
>She makes no attempt to hug him back, but a twinkle of light soon leaves her with a hot towel over her shoulders, which she tries to wrap around them both.

>>6864542
The mom from Gundam Build Fighters?
Has someone snatched them up yet?

Meme answer is Uno Makoto

>>6864567
>Seeing as her small arms could not reach his shoulders, he kneels down and resumes hugging her, his face snugly planted against her chest.

>>6864581
I was thinking about her, since her design is amazing. I just know nothing about that gundam series.

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>>6864542
Dexter's mom.

>>6864557
yeah but you were trying to deny it was you. I'm a dumbass.

>>6864542
Dawn's Mom from Pokemon

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>>6864587
>Sleepy eyes sagging, she hugs around his head and leans on him, her near nonexistent weight pressing lightly on him. She almost seems as if she could fall asleep standing up like this, nestled next to the man and his warm arms.
...hi.

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>>6864594
You know what, it's time to do some research.

>>6864633
>The cozy man, after rubbing his cheek against Mado's body, looks up from from her chest with a cheery smile.
Hiya Madotsuki! Feeling tired already?

>>6864664
>>6864594
If you're worried about that, how about Oku-san

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>>6864689
Eww that pic res

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>>6864665
That's my secret...I'm always tired.
>Her chest is near flat, but soft enough to make a pretty good pillow. Tabgling her fingers through his hair, she fluffs it all up as nicely as she can before letting it sit.

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>>6864699
>>6864689
There we go

>>6864542
Toriel.

Goatmom bestmom.

>>6864707
She's seems really cute too. I'll save that for reference.

>>6864706
Well if you're sleepy, then I guess I should get you to bed.
>After letting her play with his hair a little while longer, the man's arms wrap tightly around the sleepy girl, then lift her up as he stood up from where he knelt. With Mado in his arms, he carries her to her bed, where he then softly drops her. He wasn't done cuddling, though, and he gets into bed with her and spoons her. His chin nuzzles gently into her hair, coaxing a sigh out of him.

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>>6864769
>She's like a ragdoll in his grip, falling to the bed as he drops her and fitting herself perfectly into the groove of his chest and waist. The chin atop her head fills her with a security she doesn't often feel, a safety from the mania her dreams leave her with when the lights are all out and she's all alone.
...thanks. You're nice.

>>6864761
Sup 22

>>6864822
>Hearing the girl compliment him, he holds her closer to him, the warmth of their bodies mixing together under the bedsheets.
And you're really soft, Mado!
>The warmth he felt might've too warm, though, as he soon finds himself as sleepy as the girl in his arms. His breathing starts to slow, and a yawn gets let out of his mouth.
...Really...really...soft...

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>>6864882
>Beyond even yawning, the sleepy little bedbug lets her eyes sink closed, the bags under them looking much heavier. Still, being nestled under the covers with him at least seems to provide the tired lines on her face some relief.
...hmm...
>Too far gone to even hear him, Mado nuzzles herself into the pillow, and the long braids that spill around her head.

>>6864846
Wat

>>6864967
>The man soon felt himself unable to keep his eyes open any longer, fluttering as he tries to enjoy her comfort for even a second longer. He tries to fight the upcoming sleep he would soon drift off into, but eventually, his head drops down onto the pillow ad his eyes finally shut. Feeling warm and heavy, he finally slips into a deep sleep, heading towards where his dreams will take him.

>>6862292
That was supposed to be a compliment

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>>6865059
(Just to make sure, were you ending it here, or do you want an ERP session)

>>6865172
(I was kind of hoping for Mado to wake up earlier and do lewd things while I was still asleep.)

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>>6865191
(Okie doke)
>Waking up hours later, Madotsuki blearily pulls herself from her dreamscape to face the light again, eyes squinted tightly shut at the dim sunlight spilling in through her window. Her friend is still sleeping, she notes with a sigh, and in an act of defiance to nature itself she wriggles back under the covers and balls up against him again.
...
>Face to face with his chest this time, Mado is overwhelmed with the heat pealing off of him, and the smell of his sweat and laundry detergent. Though her heart gives an anxious twitch, she feels safe in the idea that he's fast asleep, and quickly lifts the hem of his shirt and burrows her head up inside of it. Contentment hits her as she breathes in deeply, basking in the sensory glow, and she again lets her eyes fall shut as she nuzzles against his bare chest.

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>>6864063
>tfw no steam sale to lovingly buy things from because it's down right now

>>6865309
>The man still deeply sleeping, can only feel just a hint of pressure on top of his chest. It felt warm and, as Mado breathed heavily, wet against his skin. He lets out a small groan as whatever it was tickled him, and he unconsciously moved a hand over to try and remove it while still sleeping. But his heavy sleeping habits proved too great for him to do anything else, and with him just rubbing the back of her head under his shirt, he resumes his restful sleep, blissfully unaware of Mado's intentions.

>>6865376
FUCK YOU

>>6865376
>Lifts up the rifle's skirt
SHE WEARS A THONG!

>>6865376
Cute little bunny rabbit!

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>>6865376
>flips on the safety

AIIIINNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>6865418
It's a gun rabbit.

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>>6865454
>>6865454
Y-yes?

~=AVA RARITY TIER LIST=~

>Unicorn

-Shantae
-Shy Gal
-Virra
-Ragyo

>RARE

-Mettaton
-Trixie
-Piggu
-Sponty

>UNCOMMON
-Iowa
-Mecha
-Deeg


>Common Trash
-DMG
-Bolin
-Anxious
-Paul
-Anon

>>6865474
Fucking finally! I called you out like 3 times now. This is important.

DID YOU FUCKING HEAR THE OST YET!?

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>>6865472
The best kind!

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>>6865484
N-no, I've been sick and sleeping for most of the last couple days. I'm just downloading the final episode of DIU right now actually.

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>>6865392
>Freezing up in terror at his sudden movement, the hand palming down onto the back of her head doesn't make her blood pressure drop any less, waiting a considerable amount of time before even letting out a breath she'd been holding in. Face flush with excitement, and a variety of other things, she can't help but start to feel even warmer in their closeness. Impulse strikes her, and she suddenly runs her tongue along the slope of his chest, wondering just what else she can get away with.

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>>6865482
Considering the fact that I never RP, shouldn't I be like buttstallion tier rarity?

>I talked to Fronk, valentine is coming back soon

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>>6865482
>not on the list
(Not sure how to feel about this)

>>6865510
>Buttstallion

I miss Jack

>>6865526
He was the hero Pandora deserved!

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>>6865524
Don't jump.

>>6865499
Aw, that sucks, sorry to hear. Let the last episode take care of that.
You really gotta listen to the full version of FAITH. I'm gonna be honest with you, I personally hoped for it to be better, but it's still really great. It's definitely NOT garbage, which actually came as a surprise to me. Usually preview-songs aren't that good in their full version.

Imma fuck off for now before someone posts screenshots. You go enjoy the last Jojo friday this year. Get well soon and see ya around!

>>6865501
>The man continued to snooze peacefully even as Mado's wet tongue slides and slathers his chest with spit. He does shiver, though, as the saliva that coated his chest makes the air that touches it much more chilly. In response, he sleepily lowers his hand down and searches for the hem blanket that covered him. His hands move far too south, however, and come patting down at Mado's body. His palm lightly taps her back, her arms, and on just one occasion, her small butt, before he finally finds the edge of the blanket and pulls it until he was covered up to the neck.

>>6865565
>searches for the hem of the blanket
(Woops.)

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>>6865526
Tbh if I EVER play a male ava, I'd totally do Jack. I fucking love BL2.

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>>6865412
>Cries in Belgian

>>6865416
>Manifests rifle
>Fires indiscriminately.

>>6865418
Cute little anon!

>>6865423
PAPA NO

>>6865576
>His body gets shot full of lead.
>Blood squirts out from where the bullets pierced his skin
>Fucking dies.

This era has the most boogeymen at once

-Coffee
-Cake
-Negan
-Vino

Morning everyone, hope your all well!

Mind if you guys post your cards?

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>>6865591
>Negan

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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>>6865591
>Cake

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>>6865548
But I collected all of the Effects...that's the end of the game.
>Just a hint of delusional excitement touches her voice.
Don't you want to see the ending...?

>>6865565
>The hands that come patting down make her flinch at first, but those soon peter off into little squeaks of disgruntlement, especially when the blanket is pulled up over her tiny body. She almost misses the hand slipping so close to the lip of her skirt, and the excitement it sent through her veins, and in an attempt to rouse him again she drops lower, lower, nuzzling and kissing his navel before finally facing his crotch.
...
>Madotsuki isn't someone that knows much about intimacy, but she does the best she knows how to, planting a little kiss on his clothed groin.

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>>6865576
Usagi-chaaaaaaan~

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>>6865644
Eh, not if it means seeing a splattered Madot everywhere

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>>6865584
>Walks up and kicks anon in the shin.
Baka.
Don't worry though, my bullets wont kill you.

>>6865649
D-dont do this to me now, I have to go to the store in like 30 minutes.

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>>6865658
...okay.
>Too tired to argue, she steps off of the railing, peering back down at the twenty story drop.

>>6865644
>He could somewhat make out that something was sliding against his torso, but as the man was lost in his dreams, he believed it was something in his dreamscape that caused it, rather than Mado lowering herself closer and closer to his groin. The kiss on his navel tickled him, and just like his chest, a hand moved down to remove it. He misses, however, when Mado was finally at his crotch. There must have been some lecherous dreams going on in his mind, as his cock was stiffening easily from her kiss.

>>6865682
>Clutches his shin after it's kicked
Dammit, I thought those fake blood packets would work.
>Lays there in pain.

Is there a way to summon 2B?

>>6865744
Nope.

>>6865744
2B?

>>6865750
The girl from Nier: Automata.

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>>6865482
I SUMMON EVERYBODY IN THE UNICORN TIER! ANONS GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>6865682
In that case, I'll keep myself busy till you return.

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>>6865724
>Penis had long been something to unconsciously avoid in her mind, not for what it was, but for what it could put into her. The thought of her stomach bulging out with a baby is one that haunts her in her sleep, but now, face to face with a hardening tent, she can only think of the heat pulsating from it, and how stiff it's beginning to look. Hands moving slowly, she unbuttons his pants and slides them down as much as she can, freeing the angry rod to the cool air beneath the blanket.
...oooh...

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>>6865482
>>6865773
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>6865591
>-Coffee
how
>>6865575
>not Scooter
he's my favourite

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>>6865750
Or not 2B? That is the question.