HG thread Only 2 days left, children! Are you ready?

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>>6857900
I hope so.

>>6857900
Christmas is a pagan holiday corrupted by Christians because they couldn't accept people celebrating stuff that didn't have to do with Jesus

Jesus's birthdate is also unknown but it's speculated to be around spring time

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>>6857869
So you're retired? Hmmm you don't look that old.

>>6857872
Bah. Anyone can claim to be a god.

>>6857875
Ahaha~ I never claimed to be one.

>>6857900
Yes. I'm ready for yet another standardized day that brings nothing special but a few presents under the tree, it makes me happy to know that those few presents will then slowly lose their value and the people I gifted them to will eventually even forget who gifted their perfume etc.

I do that myself, can't blame them, but to have high spirits? Naw.

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>>6857899
>It seems to become scared upon hearing the Anon yell and recoils into the safety of the blanket.

>>6857904
>Not quite understanding her strange mouth sounds, the alien climbs up onto Sakuya like a child and tries to get comfortable in her arms.

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>>6857900
You know it
>>6857921
Shut up left westerner. Go back to praising your kebab leader

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>>6857900
Yup! Big bro told me that he's gonna get me something extra-special!

>>6857927
>>6857921
Wow you're fucking party poopers.

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>>6857921
Where is proofs?

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>>6857925
I'm aware I don't really look my age.

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I have none to celebrate a day based on false beliefs with.

>I am going to pig out on two consecutive nights at my parent's house and see a movie on the 25th. I sure am ready.

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>>6857900
Always ready for christmas!

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>>6857925
Why is that though?

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>>6857921
>>6857927
Next you're going to tell me water is wet, the sky is blue, and everyone here is autistic.

Just accept that this is Capitalism and Corporate Greed: The Holiday and have fun with it you fucks.

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>>6857900
Eh, it's Christmas... I bet a lot of people will be happy on that day.

>>6857943
It's true though. The only benefit I can come up with for xmas is the food and the movies.

>>6857931
>admitting Christmas isn't originally a christian holiday is now socialist and left

This is by far the stupidest thing I've heard this weak

>>6857943
Well fuck you too.
>>6857949

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhAzK3TbNU

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>>6857900
Prepared for what? That strange holiday I keep hearing about?
>>6857925
It's no being that claimed to be one. It simply is a god. Even unconscious, her sheer power automatically replenishes the land about her entirely on her own.

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>>6857900
I wonder if mother will get Christmas day off work this year.

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>>6857921
>>6857943
HO-HO-HOLY~! FUCKING SHIT LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE! CHRIST!

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>>6857929
>Sakuya helps the monster by picking it up like you would do to a toddler.

>>6857970
I never said I didn't have fun with it. I'll enjoy my dinner and a xmas movie, but the present part and all the shitty trees and decorations are a pain in the ass.

>>6857984
This depiction of Santa Claus is created by the Coca Cola Company, and was an essential tool in turning Christmas into the capitalistic moneygrab it is today.

>>6857974
>Adams ruins everything.

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>>6857959
Kongou! Don't forget about me!

>>6857984
Santa please bring back Christmas cheer to HG, this year as been pretty shit.

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>>6857974
>youtube
No proofs

I'm proper excited for boxing day this year mates.

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>Tfw people can't just enjoy the Christmas memes and gotta ruin it with facts n shit

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>>6857988
>It happily curls up in her arms and sniffs at her face, giving her occasional licks on the cheeks and playing with her hair like a cat.

Monopoly anon here.
I've resolved all the details pertaining to how these games should be hosted but I won't be able to host anytime soon
Thought you'd like to know

>>6858012
just watch the video you lazy cuck

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>>6857974
How you were stating it was like an edgy kid saying he hates Christmas. If you tell me Christmas is pagan and you nice about is fine, but you acted like asshole and shit. Sorry for calling you a libtard. That make you feel mpre secure comrade?
>>6857988
Hello knife maid. Ready for holidays?

>>6858018
No one cares.

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>>6858011
Trying to bring some Christmas cheer up in this bitch, but fuck man....

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>>6857921
>>6857927
>Shoves spicy KFC on your mouths
Silence, you're all scaring the children with your negativity.

>>6857933
And I, Dark Santa Claus will make it happen!

>>6857913
>>6857967
>Handing over fried chicken.
Eat up! Your christmas hero feels generous tonight!

>>6857971
Why wouldn't you be, woman? Surely someone is thinking about you right now!

>>6857975
For CHRISTMAS! Why don't you know about it? It's

>>6857982
If that's your wish I'll burn down your mother's workplace, leaving her with no choice but to spend time with you, Little girl!

>>6858015
They're just salty about being alone.

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>>6858005
Why would you want to host an individual that is in no way related or known to you? For all you could know I am conspiring to annihilate your bloodline. Why do you trust me so much?

why do you niggers even care about christmas, the fact you're browsing 4chan means your family hates you and that you're an edgy atheist

>>6858018
Then tell Rinoa or whoever about and maybe they can host it

>tfw people will be on hg instead with their families on christmas

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>>6858038
What do you mean salty about being alone? They've got at least one hand and a computer, don't they?

>>6858001
>This depiction of Santa Claus is created by the Coca Cola Company
This is an urban legend with no truth to it.

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>>6857959
Then get someone! This world is too overpopulated, not a single one of them must be oblivious to your existence.

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>>6857900
READY FOR WHAT? KFC?

>>6858053
Read
>>6858015

>>6858053
look at the picture, he is holding a fucking coca cola bottle.

>>6858053
It's cooler thinking he was made by Cola.

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>>6858034
Oh, thanks. I'll just store this for later..

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Ah! I was just reminded of this! Since a certain gift bearer might be in our presence, I must ask the denizens of the arena I've come to love so.

What might you be asking for, this holiday?

>>6858002
It's a good show but bringing it up just to make people feel worse is missing the point of the show.

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Eugh. Sorry to those I was talking to, but I am about to pass out.

Night.

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>>6858045
Because it's the only time of the year where I'm consistently happy.

Plus Christmas isn't a Christan holiday in everything other than name.

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>>6858034
Y-You really don't have to go that far! Doing something like that is dangerous.

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>>6858038
If they're salty about bring alone, then they have to chill out a bit... I mean, i'm alone too.
>>6858034
Nope, I know that for sure.

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>>6858034
May I have some chicken comrade Santa?

>>6858015
I am enjoying it, the dinner and movie part that is. But let me ask you this one question:

Have you ever set up a fucking christmas tree? Have you ever had to drive to a fucking treeseller and carry that damn tree to your car? You ever had to fit that piece of shit intk your car, only for it to leave a mess in your damn car?

But wait, that's not all. When you're home, you got to set that piece of junk up and put a bunch of shitty jingle bells in it, fix electricity and lightning around the entire tree and put a crown on it. Then when you think you're done, you get to hear you have to put up lights and shits around the entire house.

And then when you think you're done, they ask you if you've already bought them presents.

>>6858064
Wow, that was the first picture of Santa in a red outfit ever? Never knew that!
Fucking neck yourself, you dumbshit. Not everything is a fucking corporate conspiracy.

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>>6858075
I will speak with truth then. I desire a beating heart. Nothing more, nothing less. My motivation for such a desire is my own.

>>6858075
your panties~

>>6858079
Bye fag.

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>>6858100
Life sucks, we get it. You're gonna have to cry harder than the rest of us, cause, you know, we all have it hard, sir.

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>>6858075
A wife and my kid to spend the Christmas together or a modernized and wooden SKS

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>>6858075
Some new gloves.

Maybe a punching bag, I dunno.

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>>6858079
Leaving so soon? G'night.

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>>6858034
...Dark Santa Claus? Can't say I've heard of you.

>>6858075
I told Big Bro that I didn't really want anything, but he's getting me a gift anyways. Maybe my own computer. That'd be cool.

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>>6858034
Arotia...I was only informed of the holiday earlier this day.
>>6858079
Farewell.

>>6858075
For you to go away and Lala to appear in your place.

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>>6858079
Night.
>>6858075
A nice night with someone I love.

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>>6858042
Because you said you'd spend the holidays alone and that's bad! I trust you just like I trust myself and that's a lot!

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>>6858075
I couldn't care less for the gift-giving holiday, I'm afraid.

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>>6858034
Thank yo-
>Suddenly a dog appears and steals the fried chicken

>>6858117
The majority here wouldn't even budge an inch if asked to get a xmas tree, they ain't got it hard when they can have the luxury of sitting in front of a pc for the majority of the day.

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>>6858045
Winter is the best season with the comfy atmosphere and the pretty Christmas lights.
Plus I prefer being cold than hot.

First 24

>tfw you feel at peace because you ruined christmas for some people, atleast at the subconscious.

feels good

>>6858133
Spend it with Nagato you skank

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>>6858151
Petite

>>6858153
imagine hating your own life this much

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>>6858151
Santa

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>>6858151
me on the right

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>>6858151
Sceptical Knuckles

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>>6858151
Yotsuba

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>>6858151
Liquid Ocelot

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>>6858135
Because I very much prefer contemplating events and happenings alone or with my sisters. Trusting another that easily is gullible. Your elders should teach you better.

>>6858151
Kongou

>>6858162
I don't have to imagine it

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>>6858151
Miia

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>>6858151
Takamura Yui

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>>6858151
Comrade Soviet

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>>6858151
Frederica Tenjuin

>>6858130
not happening, sorry bud

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>>6858151
Astarte

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>>6858151
Filia

>>6858149
or just get a plastic tree and call it a day :^J

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>>6858151
Nenecchi

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>>6858149
Nobody suffers for no reason. Whatever difficulties you're experiencing now, you're getting something back in exchange that those kids in their mom's basements aren't getting. If it's so hard for you, just identify yourself as mentally twelve years of age and find a foster home that'll take in a man baby that can't handle responsibility.

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>>6858075
Go away, you're trying to steal my spotlight, this behavior shall not be tolerated.

>>6858070
No! Eat it now that is warm and crispy! It taste better in company!

>>6858090
Then making friends might be your wish for the holidays?

>>6858084
Nothing is out of the scope of Dark Santa Claus! Perhaps I can suggest more options for your wish to come true. Like kidnapping, mind control, violence...
>and she goes on.

>>6858124
Why not? You're missing out, you should be researching about Santa Claus right NOW before it's too late!

>>6858093
Open your mouth, OPEN WIDE SOLDIER!

>>6858126
That's good enough! Have you been told about my duty as Dark Santa Claus?

>>6858148
THIEF!
>And seibah chases after doggo

>>6858151
Christmas Artoria.

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>>6858151
Madoka

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>>6858157
What'd I ever do to be called that?
>>6858151
Yuubari

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>>6858151
Shokudaikiri Mitsutada

>>6858130
>He isn't gay for Ringabel
What are you, a faggot?

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>>6858017
>While holding the monster in one arm Sakuya began to use her free hand to gently stroke the monster's head.
>>6858024
It's looking like it's going to be a gloomy holiday.

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>>6858151
Anne Hanakoizumi

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>>6858151
Gishki Ariel

>>6858193
And what might this duty be?

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>>6858151
Late Go

>>6858178
Don't reply to my shitposts you dumb ahit.

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>>6858170
I just wanted to help.

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>>6858151
Can't Cuck The Tuck Carlson

>>6858185
If you think I didn't consider that yet then fucking hell. It's a new tree each and every year and we burn it down with fireworks in the backyard on nye. I hate traditions.

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>>6858151
Reimu Hakurei

>>6858195
>huggu

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>>6858193
I'll eat it when I'm hungry. I'm not hungry yet.

>>6858017
>>6858205
just fuck already

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>>6858193
>opens his mouth as wide as possible
Ahhh!
>>6858205
Come on. Why does it have to be gloomy? What do you want for Christmas?

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>>6858151
Fujiwara no Mokou

bad news: I can't host
good news: yosuke said he would pick up the roster if we gave him to e

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>>6858105
Oh, a wonderful idea indeed. You are in my thoughts, I pray that someone may enter your life that can spark that heart back to life.
>>6858118
That may just be possible, you only have to believe, you know?
>>6858120
A simple man with simple needs, I can respect that.
>>6858124
You'll have to forgive me, what is a computer?
>>6858133
Don't we all wish for that? Only the lucky few may experience such joy.
>>6858137
Nonsense! Everyone wants something, or, at the very least, wishes to give! You mean to say that neither of these notions interest you at all?

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>>6858205
>It closes its eyes and presses its head against her hand, seeming to enjoy the petting.

>>6858227
>Petite crawls over to the anon and stands up on her hind legs, sniffing at his face.

>>6858235
>Yosuke

Topmeme

>>6858235
>bad news: I can't host

That's good news.

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>>6858193
Maybe. I never thought about what I want for Christmas... uh, excuse me, but I am going to just leave you be.

>>6858239
Why the fuck are you RPing with me?
I did not consent to this, you fucking retard.

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>>6858193
Is that so? Perhaps you're trying to steal mine! In any case, you ignored my question. So, what is it that you wish for? Cause all in all, even the giver wishes to be given something special.

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>>6858215
You already did. By trusting a creature such as me to your household so easily. I feel obliged to atleast give you a..christmas present. Do you like the colouring of purple?

>>6858191
But I can handle that responsibility. But to vouch for the majority in here that wouldn't move from their PC unless that same xmas tree was burning in front of their monitor. Fuck that. Christmas is great and all but fuck these fucking trees each and every damn year.

>>6858214
>replies again
just try and stop me!

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>>6858237
Easy for you to say. You have the looks and a good reputation, but who knows. God works is strange ways. My kid is building a project for me, and I am eager to see it.

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>>6858249
>She crawls between his legs and wraps around one of his feet, yawning, not minding his angry tone of voice.

>>6858267
IM BEING RP-RAPED

STOP THIS

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>>6858251
Color? I love coloring!

>>6858260
oi you're a cheeky little shit ain't ya
touché

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>>6858248
I have given you a nose for christmas
rejoice

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>>6858270
>Confused at the Anon sounding distressed, she crawls up his body to the best of her ability and presses her face to his cheek to try to comfort him.

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>>6858151
Late Tori

>>6858193
What do you mean I'm missing out?

>>6858237
You can use it to talk to strangers or post about whatever you want. It's really neat!

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>>6858237
Those people are lucky. Hopefully I don't end up too involved in work and get snowed in. It's happened before.

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>>6858193
>You catched the dog, but looks like he already eat the fried chicken
i-is ok.. Dogs don't have money, he deserve it

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>>6858253
Using children in front of their computers as a source of superiority? I think you need to raise your standards, sir. There's nothing to be proud of here. You should get help for your issues with seasonal foliage. Last time I checked there are a lot of them this time of year, with people that have to deal with them just like you, but I only see one of you complaining this much about it.

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>>6858284
....But I already have a nose.
>Heh, nice.

>>6858288
THAT IS IT, FUCK YOU
>GRABS YOU AND USES MY POWER TO FUCKING ERASE YOU FROM EXISTANCE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH

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>>6858270
Will this help?

>people having a cold comfy christmas.
meanwhile I'm fucking melting due to the heat.

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>>6858237
Nothing any mere man can help with, I assure you.

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>>6858304
>It works and the alien dies

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>>6858239
Huh, so you're just like a cat.
>Sakuya continues petting the monster while smiling eagerly.
>>6858231
There are a lot of reasons for that which I would rather not get into.
>>6858151
Late Sakuya

place bait that will attract a certain ava

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>>6858310
Turn on the air conditioner! You'll cool yourself off and help the world as well!

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>>6858210
Delivering gifts all over the world for the well-behaved children! For long it has been the duty of the Legendary Santa Claus, but this year such task has been handed to me, Artoria Pendragon!

>>6858226
Very well then. Be sure to enjoy it to the fullest!

>>6858231
Secret Art: CRITICAL KFC PUUUUUUUUNCH!
>Seibah just pushes the chicken leg on your mouth
Chew it like it's the last one in earth!

>>6858248
Do you realise your happiness is my responsibility, therefore I have to answer accordingly?

>>6858250
I'm Dark Santa Claus! I'm the one delivering gifts here. But If I must ask for something is to...
>thinking about Togami
Nothing, nothing at all!

>>6858289
It means what I just told you? The greates holiday and you're never heard of it? Sucks to be youuuuuu!

>>6858294
>She just runs back at the girl and hovers another piece of chicken
Open your mouth and behold!

>>6858329
feet.png

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>>6858237
I do not have a biological heart. And I am not in your thoughts. Your words and your aura betrays you as someone who would say anything to appease females.

>>6858272
>She holds her hand open and starts to close her eyes. Underneath her skirt a white, cloudy energy drift in sight, gathering around her outstretched palm to form a very strange object barely the diameter of her thumb that slowly takes shape. Whjen the process is complete, she draws a strange pattern with her fingers to make it complete.

I know that the human heart is often depicted in art, literature, song and trinkets ment as a gift. This is my gift to you, little girl. This is a replica of the closest thing I can call my own heart. Wear it around your neck. Keep it in your pockets. Gaze upon it before you rest. Promise me that you will keep it safe.

>She is presenting the ''heart'' to the little girl.

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>>6858326
>She ends up falling asleep from the pets, softly snoring curled up in her comfy position.

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>>6858329

You get the power to remove 1 HG avafag from existance
That doesn't mean their past actions are nullified, it just means they stop existing and everyone forgets he/she existed.

Who do you remove, HG?
(You can not pick yourself or me)

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>>6858331
I will, thanks.

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>>6858329

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>>6858326
What's the worst that can happen? I want to see people happy for Christmas. I won't judge you

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>>6858331
No, us monsters have Christmas! Just...not whatever a Dark Santa Claus is.

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>>6858331
No, no.
>She starts waving her hands in front of her.
I'm perfectly fine.

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>>6858263
One of those things you mentioned can be changed willingly, you must leave it to yourself to make the change.
Perhaps a New Years resolution idea?
>>6858289
You can talk to anyone? That sounds, almost magical. I hope I'm not intruding by asking, but if you do happened to get one of these devices, would I be able to experience it? Just for a moment!
>>6858292
Those in love are considered the luckiest of all, albeit to some they might be seen as the most unlucky.
With that in mind, I would bring the person you hold so much to your work, can't you just imagine? Being snowed in on the day of Christmas, with no one at your side but the one you love? I'm getting excited just thinking about it.
>>6858314
Well, even with that in mind, the least you could do is tell someone what it is you wish for! Who knows, maybe someone special will hear, someone you might not even know exists.
>>6858331
Ahahah! Unlucky for you! Santa brought me my very own mind reader! Togami, you say? Who might it be that's crossing your mind?

>>6858354
Does Hoshi count?
If not, Ringabel. Because he won't ERP with me.

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>>6858354
Screw the rules, I'm picking myself.

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>>6858339
And your aura gives off someone who likes to assume too much. How do you know I'm here to woo women, and not simply raise people's spirits in the holiday season? Sorry for saying this, but you are being quite naive.
>>6858374
E-eh?

>>6858354
Hoshi probably.
If that's too obvious, then Hikari, I guess.
Really just anyone who created the retarded standards we've got right now.

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>>6858352
Don't.

>>6858354
Cirno

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>>6858372
We're working on different things right now, but maybe. Have you ever tried this trick yourself? It sounds like you've spent at least some time thinking it over.

>>6858354
Kaito because he's a big stinky idiot

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>>6858331
Do you think I'm a mere child, Artoria? My people don't celebrate the holiday in the first place, I'm afraid.
>>6858372
So far from my own homeland? I doubt it can be helped, I'm afraid.

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>>6858331
>grabs the chicken leg and viciously consumes it in seconds and then turns to you putting his hands out for more.
>>6858372
That can work. So how are you doing tonight bachelor?

>>6858354
Hoshi

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>>6858331
>opens mouth
>a fly gets in her mouth.
Even insects don't want me to eat that chicken..

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>>6858339
THAT WAS AWESOME!
>the little girl quickly adorns her new necklace and smiles widely
I'll get you something too! I just don't know what it is you but just you wait I promise!

>>6858395
>Tfw you'll never succ Ringabell's dicc
Kill me

>>6858354
Kamina

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>>6858395
Then you are unique among your kind. Able to wear a mask to hide your emotions. Why would you waste your energy on motivating others without expecting something in return?

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>>6858372
Yeah, sure. Just don't break it. I'd get pretty upset. Big Bro too, probably, if he's getting me one.

>>6858354
Lalafag. Guy's annoying.

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>>6858402
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
WUZ GOOD NIGGA?

>>6858354
Squid for being a cancer leech.

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>>6858417
Do not say what it is. The point of a present is to surprise the receiver, is it not?
Keep it safe. Promise me. It costs me a lot of effort to create it.

>She was not lying. Her face was even more paler than usual with tiny drops of sweat covering her brow.

>>6858464
>Someone that hosts and tries to RP creative / non-boring shit
>A leech
Lol

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>>6858329

>>6858329
>places a defenseless anime girl down

>>6858473
Same can be said about Hoshi.

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>>6858430
That's just how people are Kongou. We're all capable of great selfishness, but people we spend a lot of time with become important to us so we want to see them happy and in good health. Some people are even capable of feeling the same way towards everyone, they're the real altruistic types. Sorry for barging in, but I felt I had to say something.

>>6858336
>Junko

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>>6858329
>Oh look. An excuse to post the only good lewd I could find of her. Happy days.

>>6858499
Hoshi isn't a leech. He's just severely autistic.

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>>6858365
Prior my incarnation, the legendary figure of Santa Claus was already well-known among humans. If Christmas exists for monsters then the leading figure of the holidays, Santa Claus, must exists ofr your kind as well.

>>6858366
HMMMMMMMMMM.
>Intense starying
I'm here to counter your sadness yet you refuse, most intriguing.

>>6858372
>!!!
NO! Reading Dark Santa's mind is against the RURURURURUS! This subject isn't up for debate, you're the one that should tell me your wishes instead, fool!.

>>6858416
>The madwoman just slide sher fingers on your mouth and vanishes the fly on her hand
>and here it comes the chicken train
Chew it like it's hoooot, chew it like it's hooot...because it kinda is.

>>6858409
This is he last one for you, Soldier.
>hands over another
I can't spare much out of my own reserves, I need them.

>>6858407
YOUR PEOPLE SUCK! Besides, you're not in your homeland right now, stick to our customs and go with the flow!

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>>6858404
Nothing more than a fantasy of mine, sadly. Though I hope to one day experience such a blissful moment.
>>6858407
If you insist, I won't pry any longer.
>>6858409
I'm doing quite wonderfully. How couldn't I? Considering the holidays I'm so grateful to partake in.
>>6858430
Isn't that the beauty of giving? Over time I started to realise that making others happy, makes me more content than pleasing myself. Is that so hard to believe?
>>6858441
>He puts his hand to his chest in a 'salute' fashion
..You have my word, I vow not to damage your "computer".

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>>6858512

>>6858520
Proof?

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>>6858329

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>>6858504
I accept that humans are capable of greater things than their apparent frail minds and weak bodies show off. That does not mean that I will ever completely understand them. Your input is welcome.

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>>6858453
>I'm really, really sorry to hear that.

>>6858520
>Implying everyone in HG isn't autistic

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>>6858471
You look hot. I'll get something!
>runs off somewhere to get something

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>>6858521
Am I really being sad right now? I really just don't want anything at all. Simple enough.

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>>6858535
I see. You speak as if you were not always like that. I am trying to understand humans as part of self improvement. You seem honest with your intentions. People oftne discuss matters over tea, yes?

>>6858512
Fuck you for breaking my no fap December.

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>>6858521
Well, we got Santa Claus, but not Dark Santa Claus. The King used to wear a Santa outfit and give gifts to lucky kids.

Used to.

>>6858535
Whelp, alright.

...You're gonna have to wait, though, until I actually get one.

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>>6858512

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>>6858541

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>>6858329

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>>6858521
>She scowls at Artoria.
Please do watch your words. And I really wouldn't know how.
>>6858535
All that I mean to imply is that it's frankly impossible.

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>>6858552
I-I am fine. I require rest so 0

>The girl is running off.
There is something about that girl that is strange. Nobody can be this trusting, might I say naïve?...

>>6858575
Fuck off cancer

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>>6858363
Some people can't be happy on the holidays.
>>6858348
Adorable.
>Sakuya gently places the monster down onto the blanket, trying not to wake them.

>>6858539
He hosts... sometimes.

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>>6858460
The hell do you think? I'm trying to binge on some good old star wars with a big ass bucket of popcorn and you're here trying to pull me back here on a leash.

And this is a fuck huge bucket I gotta eat through you know.

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>>6858536
>>6858569
>>6858573
>Anyone with a female avatar that claims they never looked up R34 of them is a liar. Here's one for the road.

>>6858576
Not working today

>>6858583
Don't be mean to my wife

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>>6858583
The Lord shall do what they please. I suggest you be the one to... "Fuck off"

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>>6858535
Good for you. I hope you score big with Kaito on Christmas Eve.
>>6858521
Alright
>takes it and eats it with quarter of boiled potato, vodka, and grilled pork

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>>6858521
>While biting the chicken she accidentently bites her tongue and then accidentently swallows the fried chicken

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>>6858535
Oh, I see. Do you have someone in mind for that fantasy? I know it's rude to pry, but I'm old enough that I can get away with it, so humor me.
>>6858542
Speaking of great things, have you ever heard of what humans can do when someone they love is threatened? One person lifting a whole car because their kid is stuck under it and their adrenaline is pumping is the kinda story that maintains my faith in the goodness of people.

>>6858608
Fuck off Aussa

>>6858599
would love and mate with/10

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>>6858581
>returns with a cold glass of milk
It's highly Recommendable! Drink some!

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>>6858599

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>>6858599
Does it have to be female?

>>6858602
and yet here you are

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>>6858589
Then how can I bring a smile to you for the holidays? Tell me and I will try to do it.

>>6858617
Fuck off Cirno

>>6858639
Damnit. You got me.

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>>6858576
My spidey senses are tingling.

>>6858599
But I'm gay

>>6858354
Who is the biggest shitposter in this community apart from Hoshi?

>>6858645
Don't you have a lesbian to rp as?

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>>6858617
>>6858645
Eradicate yourselves 2shit

>>6858651
Please bear my children

>>6858576
that looks painful

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>>6858599

>>6858671
No I try to keep my characters straight

>>6858674
no u

>>6858675
Never

>>6858676
That's the hope :3

>>6858665
Adachi.

>>6858690
You're failing, play a male for once

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>>6858595
fuck nigga sorry
dam
I'll leave you alone now
sadface

>>6858665
>Implying he isn't helping us all move on from this autistic shithole

He did us a favor.

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>>6858634
>>6858662
((Even if I hated people with a homosexual orientation, I couldn't possibly stop them. Or you guys.))

>>6858614
Sacrificing themselves to save offspring. I am sure it makes sense in the eyes of humans. But in nature, a calf that cannot keep up with the herd due to injury is left to perish.

>>6858631
>She looks at the glass containing the strange, white liquid with a quizzed look on her face

Explain this liquid. What is it and what does it do? Does it contain carbonoxide gas? Alcohol?

>>6858691
A-At least torture me to fulfill your sadistic pleasures.

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>>6858557
Everyone wants something, that's human nature! But if this something you want is out of my reach then so be it, woman.

>>6858570
And why is this King of yours abscent from his duty? Christmas demands a Santa Claus, always!

>>6858577
>dumbass smug edgy king of britons pretending to be santa doesn't give a fuck.
Simple, gather with your acquaintances on the 24th of this month and wish for something! If I can pack it inside a box then consider it granted.

>>6858610
Hoooh, you're quite the eater, soldier. Beware of stomach pains.

>>6858611
Eh?! Girl, you've been cursed with dangerous levels of bad luck!
>Performing CPR
Dark Santa Claus will save you!

>>6858700
But I do play males

>>6858727
Name one

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>>6858405
I guess I'm relatively big and an idiot, but am I really stinky?

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>>6858329

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>>6858701
Yeah, that's right, let me spend Christmas and new years watching Anakin talk about how much he hates sand. ALONE.
Want some popcorn first though?

>>6858695
Adachi is bad but he isn't the worst.

Name ONE (1) [I] Ava as IC as Hades was.
I'll wait.

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>>6858719
>spits out the fried chicken
i don't have bad luck, you saved my life!

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>>6858719
>with his mouth full he turns to talk to you
Is simple to cure stomach pains. You look at tummy and scream "Иди нaхyй" and pain goes away

>>6858750
RP Master Michael Cera.

>>6858719
SANTA CHAAAAAAAAAAN
>tacklehugs
>gropes

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>>6858731

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>>6858708
It comes from cows and people drink it in the morning for extra energy! Daddy says it's also good for bones and stuff! Drink it!

>>6858742
DMG would love to share christmas with you.

>>6858769
>DDD
Fuck off I thought I was bullying someone with actual autism not just someone pretending to be retarded

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>>6858562
I suppose so. Are you a fan of tea, miss? Apologies, but I've yet to get your name.
>>6858570
The wait will be gruelling, but I shall get through it. Now that you mention it, I myself might have to ask for one of these contraptions. Might you have any idea where one might acquire one?
>>6858577
I don't see how the mere mention of something is impossible, but if you insist.
>>6858614
Oh dear, and pry you shall. All I can say is that I've already spoke to the person I plan to spend that fated day with, and we will do so together.

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>>6858742
it's too late for that
I must commit hara kiri to repent for my wrongdoing-hrrrrrk
>snaps spine in half

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>>6858773
Nothanksgoodbye.

>>6858787
>DDD
>Not having actual autism
Mention Kirby or Orange Jews and he'll sperg for 4 hours.

>>6858765
Close but no cigar. Try again.

>>6858750
A Shaggy that talked to one of squid's avas once, I think it was Ochako

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>Theme music starts playing in the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf3Oo9AaEfs

Tadaimaaa!

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>>6858708
I can't claim to be an expert on the subject, but trying to argue for it's logic, I'd say that in the case of humans a strong sense of community and saving even the weak keeps the whole group strong, so removing the normal blocks from the brain that keep us from tearing our own muscles when we exert ourselves in order to save someone close to us really just comes back to help ourselves. Taking into account that it usually happens with child and parent and it becomes a matter of perpetuating one's lineage, their genetics.
>>6858788
Wonderful, I hope it goes just as you imagined.

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>>6858791

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>>6858787
O-Okay, anon.

>>6858802
I only sperg for 30 minutes! Only 30!

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>>6858719
Yeah... it totally is out of your reach.
>Letting out a soft sigh, she returns back to her ditch.

("Some Santa she is...")

>>6858824
>spoils kirby

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>>6858719
He's not absent, it's just...
>Tori sighs.
He lost a lot of people close to him at once. He's pretty much a shut-in now. It's sad, but understandable.

>>6858788
Uhh...you're a human, right? You probably have some place that sells them.

>>6858803
RP Master Cera is conceptually the most IC avatar known to exist in HG. Nice job cherry picking answers, faggot.

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>>6858806
>The sudden voice spooks the alien and she runs off on all fours in the opposite direction.

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>>6858804
Close but no cigar.

>>6858750
Sophisto.

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>>6858824
>Tricks you into fixing my ship and getting the Master Crown from Landia

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>>6858829
That was actually one of the best games I've played all year and I'm glad I left HG for a month to avoid spoilers for it.
Also whoever said Dark Matter being there is the only thing worth spoiling lied, the entire final boss fight was worth it too.

>>6858599
Implying, I don't find my avas attractive and seeing them naked doesn't do jack shit so I find no reason to look up nudes

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>>6858719
...A material good that is, then, you mean.
>>6858788
>Ariel sighs in annoyance.
I merely have nothing physical I desire for.

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>>6858839
Hoyoyo?
>She starts jogging and easily catches up with you and waves.
N'cha!

>>6858750
Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa series.

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>>6858878
>It stops and takes a defensive stance, baring its fangs and hissing.

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>>6858860
>Kirby, Meta Knight, and Bandana Dee join me in tracking you down
>We beat you up and everything turns out right in the end

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>>6858733
yes

If dubs you must post the last lewd image you saved of your ava

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>>6858772
>She keeps staring at the glass with the alien looking liquid before dedicing it is worth a try.

>In no more than 2 swift seconds, she emptes the glass. Her ''stomach'' glows as it tries to process the substance into nanomaterials.

This is what cows share with a lot of creatures, do they not? Milk coming from the female. You did not lie. It is rich with building materials for a human's body.

>>6858788
Kongou. It means Indestructable in the words of the people of Japan. It gives me pride. I do like tea. More than I will ever like the drink processed from black beans. And this is the part where you will share with me your name, yes?

>>6858811
Perhaps this is why humans are the dominating species on the landmass. Because they can overrule their primal instincts to protect their young or those they love. I understand the sentiment.

I have a question for you. In the past, I had to turn on one of my own sisters. She could and she would destroy more I hold dear if I did not stop her. Would you have done the same if you were presented with such choice? Is this what a human would do aswell?

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>>6858901
>Dies, but comes back to life reformed
>Makes you do my drumming mini game just to get back at you

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>>6858895
Hoyo...
>She drops to all fours.
Arf! Arf arf!
>And she starts panting like a dog.

I summon _____

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>>6858922
It was good yeah?!

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>>6858936
...?
>The alien tilts her head and coils her tail around her body, taking a few steps forward with her front legs and hesitantly sniffing at the girl. Unable to get a proper scent, she edges closer and sticks her tongue out.

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>>6858767
>Bonks with Excalibah
No, NO! You cant touch Dark Santa Claus like this! Get off me!

>>6858762
You have! Believe me on this, chid. And this was nothing more than to express my kindness! What's the point on delivering kids if they're dead in the first place?

>>6858764
...Huh? Y-You're saying I've drinking bitter medicine all this time without knowing about that simple solution?

>>6858836
Hm, indeed not an adequate state to shower your land in happines. Have you all thought about a replacement?

>>6858875
Exactly! Now you get it! It could be anything! A teddie bear, burgers, a living cat, your deceased mother!
>saber stop being creepy.