Hunger Games Thread
Cleaning up the bump limit edition.
>>6848805
Is it?
>>6848820
T-thanks
>>6848830
STOP IT'S HOT!!
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI
In order to save HG you need to take your friends life.
>>6848845
I'll gladly kill myself to save this community.
>>6848837
WTF I THOUGHT YOU DIED
>>6848845
So I can't save HG?
Crap
>>6848859
Aikawa is nevar ded
Aikawa cannot be kill
>>6848845
I don't have any friends...
>>6848837
Oh shit, you're alive?!
>Gives a witch funeral
http://poal.me/7aowwd
>>6848845
But I don't have any friends.
>>6848845
I am my best friend though... so I have to kill myself to save the community? Okay.
>>6848859
>>6848866
I-I'm-
>>6848875
>dies for real
>>6848890
F Trap-Kun.
>>6848887
>>6848882
>>6848871
>>6848865
You are all my friends.
>>6848890
In Nomine patris, et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti
>>6848890
Nok ko drem.
http://poal.me/nmgyha
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want Tionishia to snuggle me.
>>6849218
Tfw tionshia will never snuggle you
>>6849289
Sad times to be alive, Anon.
>>6848845
that isn't worth it anon
>>6849302
Hi Tricky.
Is this dead hours or mid day for fucks sake
>>6849340
Hello! I think this is my first time ever seeing HG this dead. 15 minutes between some posts, man. How are you?
i want to cuddle tricky irl
>>6849361
aikawa pls
though, I'd wanna cuddle myself, too
>>6849371
It's okay
we can play smash
>>6849373
I'll do it for you
>>6849371
>tfw you'll never be a magical girl
I just woke up, contemplating getting up or not because if I do, I can eat, but have to do cat litter cause my cat pooped outside her box despite the litter being clean n the same as she normally has. I think I'm just gonna lay in bed for a little more.
>>6849383
Can we play Splatoon instead?
>>6849392
But... I don't have that...
>>6849399
Oh, that's okay! Who do you main in smash, in that case?
>>6849409
I-I don't play it anymore, but I mained Meta Knight because I liked how fast and responsive he is.
I didn't know he was one of the strongest characters until many years later...
>>6849414
That sounds lovely, anon! It can be a mini party, we can eat cheese and crackers, shrimp, maybe some mushrooms, pizza, takis, and drink root beer!
>>6849431
Not too shabby! I main Kirby n Pikachu, and sometimes Peach.
Post cute sneks
>>6849480
>>6849460
>tfw pausing the game and looking under Peach's dress
A friend mains Kirby, reks me almost every time.
All this talk of smash is bringing back memories of me kicking the shit out of some guy's ass with Fox over and over again back in college.
>>6849358
It's been like this every day...
Lurkers?
>>6849673
I'm here to bury this place.
>>6849673
We're here, just waiting.
>>6849680
Buried by an aspirant idol, what a thrill!
>>6849673
Present.
>>6849553
I used to do that
It made me feel weird
>>6849653
Jesus Christ, really? That makes me feel sad.
>>6849704
Hehehe, I knew you'd do that too
>>6849701
>As she turns around, she accidenatlly hits the old man in the face with her showel
What?
>>6849673
I'm here.
Not like it matters, the fun avatars should be here in a few hours
>>6849706
S-Shutup, Aikawa
>Theme music plays in the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf3Oo9AaEfs
>*snores*
>>6849727
...
Cut that out, or you'll be the one getting cut.
>>6849722
I think almost everyone did that though
Can you still do that in the latest smash? I only had brawl
>>6849736
>She keeps on snoring.
>>6849750
OI! GAKI! WAKE UP!
>>6849760
Hoyoyo?
>>6849750
>She grabs long branch and uses it to poke the girl with it
I said stop!
...
>She just keeps poking the girl
>>6849743
Probably, but I don't know. I only have brawl, too :'^)
>>6849773
>She sits up without reacting to the poking.
N'cha!
>>6849774
O-oh
Isn't Splatoon only for Wii-U
Too bad there's no Wii-U emulator.
>>6849781
I changed my mind. You seem to be more annoying when you're awake, so go back to sleep.
>>6849782
Cemu.
>>6849673
>waves
>>6849794
Is it shit?
>>6849719
>Amounts of fucks given:0
>Old man lies on the ground with his nose broken, raising his hand to be noticed
I'm over here, Tsukiko-san. Nice reflexes as usual.
>>6849792
Now that I'm awake wanna play?
>>6849810
>shoots tranq dart
>>6849797
>have some more confidence
Blame the shitposters
>>6849816
You only get shitposted if you deserve it
>>6849801
I think Super Mario 3D world runs pretty good now. 45fps iirc.
>>6849836
How about the new smash?
>>6849827
Who's to decide who deserves what?
>>6849814
Oh?
>
Ah, so they've done it at last!
>And he just falls asleep.
>>6849843
>keeps doing it so you eventually gain a resistance to tranqs
>>6849841
Our star god hoshi. Conform or be shitposted you cuck
>>6849810
Ohh, it's you. I thought you would be dead by now. Even if that's supposed to be impossible.
>>6849811
I won't play with you so just go back to sleep. I don't intend to deal with a kid like you today.
>>6849841
Our muslim savior Kamina , conform or be shitposted, inshallah
>>6849839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8kSVJ_-vI
Audio is still bad, but the games runs mostly fine.
>>6849857
>IBM kills him in order to cancel the effects of the tranq darts
>>6849841
Our benevolent overlord Kek. Meme or be shitposted you grinch
>>6849861
Hoyo...
>>6849857
>>6849891
And we're back in action!
>>6849861
I can't let myself get caught by the goverment, there's an entire country to dominate y'know? I tought you also "died" as a hitman, glad I was wrong.
>>6849894
That's not how you sleep...Crawl back to your bed and close your eyes.
>>6849841
Our savior Bolin, conform or suffer from a nation wide potato famine, you cuck
>>6849903
I'm not tired anymore. I wanna play.
>chills
>>6849900
Wh-Why would I give up the only profession that I'm actually good at?
Th-That doesn't sound reasonable at all!
>>6849920
Cirno?
Fuck off Cirno
>>6849913
Hmm...
I don't care. There's nobody here who would play with you, so your only option is to sleep.
>>6849920
>inb4 driver posting
>>6849944
Hoyo...
>Frowns.
You're saying nobody wants to be friends?
HG
Your time is up.
>>6849961
ZA WARUDO
>>6849923
Oh? That means you've been carrying out assassinations all this time? Excellent! Then no need to divert from this path.
>>6849957
Yes. Nobody with a functioning brain would look for friends at a place like this.
>>6849961
Good. Burn it down. Burn it all to the ground.
>>6849970
...
>>6849925
Not her.
>>6849940
>>6849941
...
>>6849969
Of course. Not like I have anything better to do in my free time anyway...
But you being so interested about things like these is suspicious. It's something you would do, but it's still suspicious.
Alright faggots.
Choose your character.
>>6849996
Fuck off Cirno
>>6849981
...
Did you just fall asleep standing and with your eyes open?
>>6850004
ONE SHOT JOHNNY IS MY SPIRIT SHRIMP
>>6850010
Told you, I'm not her. We don't even look alike!
>>6850024
I'm trying to figure you out, weird lady.
>>6849998
Well, I'm branded as a terrorist and I absolutely adore killing, it's no mystery I'm interested in people who can fight like I do, or at least orchestrate stages for me to have fun with, like here.
>>6850004
They all look disgusting...
>>6850029
Fuck off Cirno
>>6850029
Fuck off Cirno
>>6850045
They may look ugly, but they have a prettier personality. And they're shrimps.
>>6850004
Samantha
gonna david vs goliath that shit
>>6850033
So my intuition was right!
>
You're a spy, who was sent here to collect information about my mission!
>>6850034
Enjoying your job that was makes you unprofessional. You shouldn't feel happy about committing crimes.
>>6850070
Th-Those disgusting things deserve death...I want them gone...F-Forever...
>>6849882
Aww yeah, still pretty glitchy. Gonna wait then
>>6850072
Hoyoyo?
>She cocks her head in curiosity.
We're playing I spy?
>>6850087
>She pulls the gun away from the girl and backs away from her
Wh-What are you doing? That's not the way a spy should react!
>>6850072
But killing isn't my job, Tsukiko-san, I do it for fun! Selling my own organs in the black market is what I do to cover living expenses like food and videogames.
>>6850091
Lady, lady. I spy with my little eye, something that is... green!
>>6850051
>>6850054
If I showed you what I look like will you fuck off with that?
>>6850054
Fuck off randy
>>6850096
That just makes it even worse...
>>6850101
I-I already told you that I'm not going to play with you- Wait, what? Green?
>>6850111
>She bends down and picks up a snake.
It's this!
>>6850103
Fuck off Cirno
>>6850117
Fuck off Kamina
>>6850124
Fuck off Cirno
>>6850111
Maybe, I'm the kind of criminal you'd probably target in the future, and I'm already in the way of turning Japan upside down, so watch out!.
>fuck off going in threads
Fuck off Jude
>>6850115
Ohh, it's just a small snak-
Put that thing down in this instant! They will think that I poisoned you if it bites you!
>>6850117
>leaves
>>6850134
Hoyo? Did you wanna see it?
>Holds the snake out.
>>6850130
I'm not a hero or a police officer, so I can't see that happening, unless someone requests me to do it.
>>6850135
Bye Cirno
>>6850143
nigger
>>6850143
>She just slaps the snake out of the girl's hand
Nice trick but it won't work. You weren't a spy, but a fellow hitman this whole time, right?
You just attempted to poison me...
>>6850132
Fuck off Brook
>>6850157
Hoyoyo?
>>6850167
Poison? What's that, lady?
>>6850185
Acting like a fool won't save you. Even as a professional hitman, you should be able to accept failure.
>>6850135
Fuck me Cirno
>>6850150
They haven't yet? Ah that's a dumb question, normal humans like you can't beat me so that makes sense, at least not alone.
>>6850193
I lost? Hoyoyo...
I don't know the rules of the hitman game. Can you teach me?
>>6850197
>Cirno will never fuck you to death with her solid ice cock
>>6850201
I hope you're talking about those dumb video games of yours, because it would be extremely arrogant of you if you didn't.
>>6850208
W-Wait! They sent an unprofessional assassin after me?
You! Who sent you after me? I'll have to teach them a lesson...
>>6850223
I was sleeping and then you woke me up.
>>6850248
Impossible! That's just too simple to be true! Someone forced you to act as a hitman!
Y-You're just like me...I-I won't let this stand!
christmas is killing hg
>>6850267
Oh! Yesterday I was playing "gang" but I'm not supposed to tell anyone. Keep it secret okay?
>>6850269
Fuck off Cirno
>>6850269
Then we must stop Christmas. We must stop it now! But how? How do we stop Christmas now?
>>6850282
!
I'll keep it a secret, but only if you tell me the name of the people who played along with you!
>>6850223
>
I'm talking about real combat here, Tsukiko-san! I've beaten the best your country had to offer, what else could you do? Oh and I guess you can throw videogames in the list of things I'm better than you.
>>6850288
Finally have an excuse to post this
>>6850309
I could stay here and argue with your, or I could leave to prac- to do something else.
...
I think the second option is more appealing.
>>6850302
My friend Doppy.
>>6850330
>
So soon? We've yet to shoot at eachother!
If dubs, baron hosts
>>6850338
I'll make sure to ask a few questions from this friend of yours if they show up. Also, you should avoid people who want to force you to assassinate others.
>She hands the girl a small candy
...
>She walks away without saying anything else
>>6850344
I don't enjoy shooting at others. It's nothing but a job for me, so there's no reason for me to be excited about something like that happening.
>>6850374
dubs and you host
>>6850396
Ooh-hoh-ho! Thanks lady!
>Eats the candy, wrapper and all.
If dubs, I'll host.
>Dated 70's music starts playing in the background. As a man heroically rises up from his own two feet, awaiting the next foe that could possibly set their evil plans in motion.
If dubs nobody hosts
If trips, hg dies
If singles you host
Yes, you
>>6850439
N'cha!
>>6850439
>throws brick
dunwannone....sleepingzzzzzz...
If dubs, ill an hero and save HG.
>>6850396
Then I'll make it a job to try and kill me, how about that?
>>6850454
The gesture is mutual human, N'cha to you as well.
>>6850473
>His helmet absorbs the shock of the brick, but he stumbles back nevertheless.
>>6850439
That's onhe bright light, good thing I don't open my eyes often.
If dubs I quit HG and give my folders to someone else
>>6850494
Rolling
>>6850494
rolling for your folders
>>6850494
I'll roll for this. Pretty good deal tbqh.
>>6850491
It's best for a man your age to incorporate a healthy life-style. I'm glad you're taking the first step towards this goal.
>>6850511
Winrar
>>6850527
I'm not THAT old yet, but I do take good care of myself. I can't fight without my body after all.
>>6850511
Give it to me.
>>6850547
>kissu
>>6850562
>>6850547
Are you implying that you've fought in the condition you're in? Wh-What are you mad? It's not to late to retire from fighting professionally, this could spell serious brain trauma if you were to continue.
>>6850578
I'm not implying, engaging in lethal confrontations is what I do, and this 40 years old body is still good to go for a while. I'm fine.
>>6850597
O'most certainly a man your age shouldn't be engaging in lethal confrontation with strangers. I see no point in pleasure you gain from fighting. There must be other prospects of life, that you enjoy.
It's time.
Time for us to head back.
>>>/b/716164528
>>6850650
Nah, murdering people feels great, even better when they try and fight back with all they have. Aside of that I only enjoy videgames, they're fun.
>>6850678
MURDERING? Do my ears deceive me? Most undoubtedly you must be humoring me at this point, fair to say it's working. Video-Games? I have never heard of these Video-Games. Could you care to elaborate sir, because it seems you've been quite a comedian thus far.
Kill yourself Aqua
>>6850745
No
>>6850711
Nope! I'm totally serious! Satou the immortal Ajin, I like to set up stages to satisfy my bloodlust, but this arena of sorts does it for me. Nice to meet you!
>Lunch time and I'm gonna lurk the /b/ thread, see ya.
>>6850775
>left tit flat
>right tit pointy
what
>>6850775
>flips skirt
Yeah, no. Not this time.
Give me 24.
https://youtu.be/EPg6fE4M9zs
>>6850798
Cody
>>6850798
A fucking leaf
>>6850798
The Wrench
>>6850798
(you)
>>6850798
Richter Abend
>>6850784
Ah! So it seems! The next time we meet I won't take you so lightly.
>Okie-dokie m8, see ya.
>>6850798
Casshan the Immortal
>>6850798
Chuya Nakahara
>>6850798
The Player
>>6850824
>>6850798
Ringabel
>>6850798
Dylan's cat that's meowing "Kys baron"
>entry
>>6850798
Eggman-kun
>>6850798
Nenecchi
>>6850798
The GetBackers
>>6850798
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>6850798
Kobeni
>>6850798
Bathroom handjob
>>6850798
Misato
>>6850869
SHE'S FAST
>>6850798
Hot Abyssals
>>6850798
Kou Ichinomiya
>>6850798
Fumi Kanno
>>6850798
Lord Beerus
>>6850798
Senshougahara
>>6850798
Hajime Ichinose
>>6850798
Kenji Ogami
>>6850798
Dickslap
>>6850798
Toobiee
>>6850798
Araragi
>>6850798
Shiki
>>6850905
A cutie
>>6850923
You're not actually going to make me load those images, are you? I'm sort of using something that requires me to not load them.
>>6850933
A cutest?
>>6850945
Everything seems to be just in order, see? There I am. Let's carry on!
>>6850945
Yay, yay! Yay, yay! Time to play!
>>6850945
>50% quality JPG
Get your shit together squid
>>6850798
Blanc
>>6850798
Merlin
>>6850952
>sssh!! she's sleeping
>>6850945
Hm. Interesting. Let's begin.
>>6850945
>>6850907
Let this idiot into my place.
>>6850945
I probably have the best eyesight of anyone here and even I'm not able to read that. In any case, let's just get this over with.
>>6850945
I can't even see my own face?
O-Okay, I guess...
>>6850959
Blame evil spirits.
>>6850971
'kay
>>6850976
I think Mei has better eyesight than you
wink wink
>>6850945
GO FRIENDER! OUR ENEMY AWAITS US!
>>6850991
This will do just fine. Let's hope I'm not rusty.
>>6850991
I wasn't looking and I died in the bloodbath, just as planned...
>>6850991
Hoyoyo...
>>6850965
>Dreams of the cutest
>>6850991
Not on my watch!
>>6850971
What are you doing? I was too late and I don't mind missing this game.
>>6850991
>O-Oh, that's what it says...
>>6850991
This should at least make you read.
>>6851023
Yeah I thought it on the fly and now you'll get than name every time.
>>6851027
TAKE NO PRISONERS
>>6850991
Goodbye.
>>6851027
Let's take what we need and go.
>>6851027
Rare chance posting lewd entries and they always lose, dammit.
>>6851043
>Airis Airi's A sized Airis
>>6851027
>P-Please don't...
>>6851027
We should take what we need and leave quickly. I'd rather avoid trouble for the time being.
>>6851027
Oh man, we're going maximum purple
>>6851043
You know, I always thought about creating my own lewd. The shitposting was fun and shitposting helps keep this place going
>>6851059
Yeah, maybe you're right
Not until I think of good martin nicknames for your other avas
>>6850876
>>6851074
>D I E
>I
>E
>>6851074
I still don't sing.
>>6851046
Thanks Adachi
>Get's Airi'd
>>6851074
Your own lewds? From which one of your girls?
>>6851075
NO DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHY.
>>6850945
Maybe you should read this next time.
http://hgtools.neocities.org/static/HotlinkingFix.html
>>6851088
So BB, want to fug? Wait, I know the answer already.
>rests head on your chest
>>6851088
Because its hot.
>>6851080
I will once you bring back martin.
>>6851088
Games. Lewd games.
>>6851089
I said I couldn't be assed to do that. I'm using pixiv and stuff as we speak and fixing brantsteele means turning off pixiv
>>6851018
The same goes toward me, I don't care, seeing you in the game might be interesting.
>being cucked by 4chin's no image referencing
>using BS at all
>needing a browser to host
>>6851098
>B-But I did...
>>6851094
>head goes right through her cuz ghost
Are you a dude?
>>6851096
Fuck you, it was perfectly hot like that and someone had to ruin it.
>>6851098
Oh, but if you're hosting them to trigger shitposter to spam pastas and other shit then don't do anything at all.
>>6851098
>I don't have to fuck with the referer header now desu. Pixiv still works even when I host.
Do you need any supplies? I can spare some gels, but nothing more.
>>6851135
I might be
>>6851110
You just want to see me go through something horrible, don't you?
>>6851154
Nah man what if you're a girl? What if you're a filthy lesbian in disguise? I can't risk it.
>>6851115
You know what I meant.
>>6851135
It'd be fun though
>>6851178
Wow, I totally skipped some slides but I can't actually be bothered to get them
Night 2
Kiyotaka Ishimaru falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Day 3
The Player forces Kobeni to kill Eggman-kun or Kou Ichinomiya. She refuses to kill, so The Player kills her instead.
Lord Beerus sets an explosive off, killing Cody, Bathroom handjob, Richter Abend and Ringabel.
>>6851178
>Where did I go?
>>6851178
>Say what you mean and mean what you say
>>6851178
If you're into shitposting like the memetards then go ahead.
>>6851161
>does the helicopter dick
Enough?
>>6851156
Only a little bit is that so wrong? I believe in you surviving the ordeal
>>6851202
Use Martin more.
Even once every two weeks or something
>>6851206
Well, it also means I'd have to write another code. I guess I'll pass. I have enough trouble with what's on my plate already
>>6851225
Winner next slide
>>6851225
>Maybe when the new season comes out...
>>6851228
ooba dooba
>>6851215
Yes, meet me in PM.
>>6851225
Just add one event like p1 fucks p2 fuckingly and that's it.
>>6851241
>It's an Araragi wins again episode
>>6851245
nah, even the meme codes I make take some effort
Like the dogman game
>>6851254
Thanks for enduring
>>6851241
Ahoge 2strong
>>6851254
okay.
>>6851219
You're not denying it! Not even trying to!
>>6851262
>>6851254
Was there ever a better choice?
>>6851275
>>6851262
>rattles for the winner and host
>>6851275
Hey ragi-senpai. Hope you have a good Christmas mate.
>dollfag
>>6851275
You won, Good Koyomi
>>6851275
Congratulations, only good oldfag.
>>6851245
The anon has no name.
>>6851287
W-What does that mean? Are you angry? I'm not trying to hurt you, I swear.
>>6851301
>Kizumonogatari 2 came out yesterdat, Christmas came early man, and I'm having a blast, hope you have fun too.
>>6851262
Congratulations sir, Arigato host.
>>6851311
It did? Shit man. Sucks I can't watch it right now.
>>6851311
>watching crap
>all these oldfags
>no newfags
Are we finally saved?
>>6851311
>hisses threateningly
>>6851337
Moshi moshi shitpost desu.
>>6851302
Thanks, but that should have been your victory.
>>6851305
I-I'm not that old, but thanks...
>>6851319
I did, don't worry.
>>6851326
>Yeah, might want to wait for the subs anyway, I'm just watching it without them because I'm an impatient fuck.
>>6851330
> :^(
>>6851337
>no newfags
nigga blind?
>>6851338
>freaks out and runs away
>>6851262
Thanks for hosting. Congrats too.
HAHA FUCK YOU AUSSA AND YOUR SHITTY STATE.
>>6851371
We were destined to win that's all. Enjoy that win.
>>6851380
>adorably bathes
>>6851262
Ah! It was a pleasure. And thank you for hosting this bout.
>>6851427
>>6851389
>consolefag
I chuckled
>>6851389
>playing let it die when nier automata demo just came out
>>6851452
I want to fuck this snek
I once got a blowjob from a person in the /erp/ discord.
>>6851473
>>6851480
Toobiee did.
>>6851452
>>6851529
>>6851480
Sure boy, I added skyrim as a mod recently, it runs so fucking smooth with 60fps+
>>6851571
>skyrim
>>6851571
>pcfats still playing skyrim
can't make this up lads
>>6851580
Plus some games require some sort of skill instead of adding "console specific" recoil.
>>6851571
>Skyrim
I've played it and it's nothing special , really.
That game is almost 6 years old and it's still being treated like it's the best game ever made
>>6851506
B-but Uncle Death said I can!
What's up bees?
>>6851604
Why are you so fucking insecure?
>some lad just enjoying some let it die
>W-WELL YEAH, O-ON PC OUR GAMES REQUIRE """"""SKILL""""""
>>6851614
>kissu
>>6851604
Whay skill to play? Or skill to keep the game running for more than 10 minutes.
Is cool I plau PC too. Enjoy yourself
>>6851610
Are you the real Uncle Death? Can I have your autograph?
>>6851624
Oh hey Hikki. I guess we can't be enemies during the Christmas holidays. If you're kind enough I might also get you a present!
>Trying to start a console war on HG
>>6851653
>console war
>only person flinging shit is a pcfat
>>6851647
C-can my present be a day with Mokou? Pl-please?
(Post the strangest pic of your avatar.)
>>6851641
Only if you climb that tower Senpai.
>>6851677
H-hum....I'll see what I can do but Mokou isn't an object, she has her own opinion about that.
>>6851680
>>6851677
fuck off Hikki, since when do you let the french cuck decide what happens?
>>6851685
I have no time to climb a stupid tower, now give me an autograph or I will take it by force.
>>6851692
kys LF
>>6851686
O-oh.
Th-that's fine... I-I think I'm just gonna go lay down...
>>6851692
die
>>6851680
>>6851735
(You) too.
>dies
>>6851680
>>6851699
Okay okay Senpai
>gives autograph
I guess the tower was too much of a challenge for you. Its ok!
>>6851737
>>6851680
I HAVE THE SHINYEST MEAT BICYCLE
>>6851737
>>6851760
>>6851609
It's not. Oblivion and Morrowind are miles better and they'll never receive the update they deserve.