/sug/ - Steven Universe General Dank memes Edition Last Th

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LAPIS BLOWS

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SUPERIOR FAT PINK MOMMY INCOMING

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Gems should play tablet games

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lol

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>>6847631
But tablet games suck.

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>>6847672
Some of them can be fun, But yeah a lot of them kind of suck.

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>>6847631
Gems should be lewd

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http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/154779632139/thanks-blizzard-i-love-you
The queen of /sug/ is back, aren't you all glad?

>>6847704
ZUKKE'd

>>6847704
Who?

>>6847704
yes

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>>6847689

>>6847704
I glad they're happy.

>>6847709
If you don't know who Zuke is you need to leave immediately

>>6847713
*I'm

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>>6847692
More naked

>>6847718
Ha!

>>6847704
I was expecting her first post after returning to be about Rebecca "The Abusive Narcissistic Rapist" Sugar.

>>6847718
Kill yourself Zukefag, nobody should give a shit about that autist because she's a talentless cunt and doesn't even have a job anymore

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>>6847721

>>6847629
with any luck PD will be a top quality DILF (Diamond I'd Like to Fuck)

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>>6847745

>>6847738
Why do you hate them? They haven't done anything wrong.
I believe them that it was an abusive environment. People don't make that stuff up for fun. You don't know what kind of person Rebecca is behind closed doors. She could be a abusive, emotionally manipulative monster.
You were all quick to assume Zuke was lying, but you don't even know a 3rd of the story.

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>>6847711
I love brashmulllet.

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>>6847629
WHEN WILL JASPER GET TO BE REUNITED WITH HER BELOVED PINK WAIFU AND FINALLY BREAK FREE FROM HER LIFE OF PAIN AND SUFFERING AND GETTING CUCCKED

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>>6847760
Kill yourself Zuke

>>6847760
>believing anything an autistic and mentally unstable tumblrtard says
>implying she's not just a lazy retard who can't handle the stress of drawing for five hours a day

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>>6847765
I prefer Saltine myself.

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>>6847753

>>6847783
personally I don't know if I should believe them but just I know I want them to be ok bc im not a piece of shit

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>>6847790

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Armstrong, but with a bonner tenting the hospital gown.

>>6847769
After Lapis rapes Sapphire.

>>6847704
THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER SEVERELY IMPACTS MY DAILY LIFE LOOK AT ME

>>6848003
Who?

>>6847711
Kek okay that one got me.

Stil
UUUUUUGHHHHH

>>6847704
>literally just "have I mentioned I'm gay yet"

Never fucking change Zuke

>>6848035
VOICE LIKE A CATFIGHT

UGLY AS PUKE

IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE

THAN LAUREN ZUKE

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>>6847704
Becky is the queen of /sug/, not Zuke

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>>6847440
more like lap isn't a character

kill yourself

>>6847501
kill yourself

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>>6847501
kill yourself
>>6848093
forgot image

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>>6848104
Go to sleep

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>>6847806

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Love you /sug/

>>6848137
Just woke up you fag
>>6848148
Love you too malformed lizard

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>>6848141

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Short hair a best long hair fuck you

DSLs are bad and should leave

Overly curvy and too much THICCness is not desirable

That's all

>>6848166
If I was a girl I'd want really short hair

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>>6848160

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>>6848155
Just my luck

>>6848166
Cool youre gay we get it

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>>6848212
kill yourself

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>>6848230
kill yourself

>>6848214
>Jasperfag calling one gay
Oh the irony

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>>6848212

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What are some things that makes you discard an opinion immediately?
For me it's the "Lapis did nothing wrong" ones.

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>>6848286
I swing both ways baby :^)

>>6848316
She's literally an angel and is forgiven for anything bad she's done.

>>6848352
Still gay

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What if Jasper gets cured from the corruption but gets amnesia. And she's apparently really kind like Rose cause she's a quartz. Gets infatuated with Lapis but is too nervous to talk to her.

Them becomes a 'buff-coward' meme

>>6848445
>Them becomes a 'buff-coward' meme

Freaks on suicide watch

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Every day I get fresh squeezed keks.

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>>6848352
>master1200
kill yourself

>>6848445
I'm okay with Jasper Bravo

>>6848445
then amethyst proceeds to bully her relentlessly

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>>6848494
Only if you watch

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I love MY WIFE Peridot

>>6848643
That's actually an autistic child.

>>6848643
Very special

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>6848711
kys

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>>6848711
why do I want to fuck her so much

>>6848723
Because you're a pleb with the most basic "taste" imaginable.

>>6848649
>perifags want to marry an autistic kindergartner
Fuck never looked at it like that.

Well at least she's legal.

>>6848711
I want to look up her skirt and see everything

>>6848802
>Well at least she's legal.
I'm pretty sure there's nobody who is going to recognize or ordain a marriage to a space gem who projects a body of light. Except maybe in Vegas.

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Do you think they'll make animu SU in the future?

>>6847704
No. She needs to be juked.

>>6848828
I doubt it but have the faintest hope that they do just because it would increase the extremely slim odds of them ever making SU figmas.

>>6847629
But not Jasper, you'll be lucky if the first episode is even about her.

>>6847704
Wtf tracer is gay?

>>6848930
top quality writing brought to you by blizzard

I miss TF2 comics

>>6848756
>''''basic'''' taste
is that what you call people who don't like your degenerate fetishes?

>>6848938
Guess I shoulda expected as much given that trailer with the robot x human obviously meant to be about race mixing.

Just looked up the tracer comic. Why the fuck is Blizzard pushing this progressive shit so much?

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I need to drink the fresh delicious watery milk from her cute nipples.

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>>6849022

>>6848959
To get SJW monies, personally I don't think it matters either way to me, it had as much impact ad learning Dumbledore was gay, that responce being "and?"

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>>6849121
There are not nearly enough upskirts of Lapis.

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>>6849140
agreed

1/3

>>6847613
I've been thinking about what the upcoming bomb could possibly entail and have some theories to share. First, here's what we've been given:

>Hibiscus and palanquin screencaps
The hibiscus seems to represent Pink Diamond since Jasper specifically wears it in the SDCC poster (no other characters wear any flowers, except Steven and Greg who have roses). This supports the design of the palanquin being representative of PD, with its colour, floral wall design, and blooming ornament on top.
>Steven’s Dream – A strange dream prompts Steven to search for answers.
The first thing Steven would be searching for answers for right now is Rose and the events leading up to her shattering PD. Although it's never been shown before, it seems like he'll have a dream sourced from Rose's memories having to do with PD.
>Adventures in Light Distortion – Steven and the Gems take off on a search and recovery mission.
This episode airs on the same day as the previous one so it's a soft two-parter. At this point they've made the decision to go somewhere and recover either some object or a Gem(s). There were a lot of people saying that the HW Ruby ship operates off of an Alcubierre Drive based on the little black scribble it used to fly away at the end of Hit the Diamond, so the light distortion part of the title definitely points toward a journey into space.

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2/3

>>6849279
>Gem Heist – The Gems try to pull off a heist.
The team obviously proceeds to recover whatever it is they're looking for from a nearby HW base. Describing it as a heist means there's some form of security they have to get through, so the place must either have a self-sufficient security system in place or be guarded by actual Gems.
>The Zoo – Steven visits a special zoo.
I feel like this should come before Gem Heist, but it could simply be a continuation of the heist which I doubt could be planned and completed within 11 minutes. The title and description are a classic case of misdirection and I think "research facility" will be the more correct term for whatever they find at the HW Gem base. Say, small cluster experiments, gems who were affected by the original corruption or were test subjects for corruption prototypes, and/or Earth animals for the purposes of biological research or corruption testing (though they would need pretty advanced technology to simulate an environment that can support Earth life).
>That Will Be All – Steven and the Gems make a daring escape!
Not much to say here, they get what they want and make it back to Earth. The question is, are they ever noticed by any HW Gems or cameras, or is it a perfectly clean heist?

With all of this in mind, I think the most important thing to identify is what is so important that Steven and the CGs have to go recover it in response to his dream.

3/3

>>6849290
And here is my take on that thing being the Diamond corruption device:

>Steven's Dream
Steven has a vision of one of Rose's memories, a private meeting with PD showing that PD plans for Rose to shatter her. Out of guilt for colonizing Earth, out of respect for the Crystal Gem army, and because she develops a genuine love for the planet - but also because she's caught wind of the Diamonds' plan to use some sort of war-ending device which would end up being the corruption bomb. However, she also knows that it will require the power of all four Diamonds to function properly, which is why she's sacrificing herself to stop them from using it.
>Adventures in Light Distortion
It is here that Steven realizes that PD's plan didn't quite work because the device was still capable of causing planet-wide corruption with only three Diamonds, and they can use it at any time to wipe out the last of the CGs. Whether this was a result of the device functioning correctly or if it was originally meant to shatter all Gems with all four Diamonds powering it is up in the air. Anyway, Peridot found out about the CGs all the way back in Marble Madness and could have communicated their existence to HW so the Diamonds probably know about them already and simply thought the Cluster would take care of them. With it being readily apparent that the Cluster has not formed, it could be mere days before a sudden corruption attack from the Diamonds, which is why the team needs to go retrieve the device immediately. They know where to go either based on Steven's dream or some kind of colony database on the Ruby ship.

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4/3 (fuck, I didn't break it down properly)

>>6849300
>Gem Heist
They catch sight of the corruption device at the HW base and make a plan to get it. The base is guarded with those yellow poofing barriers (and possibly some HW Gems) so Steven has to go in himself since he can just walk through them.
>The Zoo
Within the HW base Steven sees the test subjects for the Diamond corruption device which look just like the ones on Earth.
>That Will Be All
Steven retrieves the device and they take it back to Earth, now safe from the Diamonds and planning to investigate the device to find a cure for corruption.

>tl;dr the squad goes on a space adventure to a HW base to retrieve the device the Diamonds used to generate the corruption shockwave

>>6849323
kys

>>6849279
Pearl also had a rose on the SDCC poster, so the flowers are definitely supposed to sign allegiance to however person that flower represents.

I had the idea that Steven would dream of Rose's memories, which definitely fits the theme this season is supposed to be going of Steven wanting to learn more what Rose did and why she did it. The fact that the hibiscus is PD's symbol, a symbol of unity and beauty, implies that PD was perhaps more sympathetic to the Earth and Rose's cause than we're led to believe.

I also believe this is the arc that we'll hear the YD song, so if they're trying to steal a device that directly causes corruption, that'll be very bad news for the CG, That Will Be All sounds ominous as shit.

>People hyping themselves up.
literally lmaoing

>want to become a drawfag
>don't want to take the effort to learn to draw better

help

>>6849438
>/no fun allowed/ general
literally kekking

>>6849452
>don't want to take the effort to learn to draw better

Well there's your problem.

>>6849453
>no brain allowed post

>>6849464
>no brain needed post

>>6849475
>literally just the same thing
Thanks for confirming, now go back to setting yourself up for your inevitable disappointment, you mongoloid.

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>>6849438
This, assume it will be bad and you're either right, or pleasantly surprised.

>>6849486
>no fun allowed
ugh just go to /co/ fag

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>>6849453
>hyping yourself up for a new bomb of a show that has been getting consistently worse

>>6849509
kyys

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Bitchpis is C U T E

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>>6849520

>>6849520
Lapis is cute no matter what.

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>>6849528

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>>6849530

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>>6849536

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>>6849542

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>>6849497
Pretty much the same as the motto, "No expectations, no disappointment."

Easier said than done though...

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>>6849548

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>>6849552

>it's a pleb bait dump episode

>>6849323
STOOOOIOP
DELETE THIS NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6849557

>>6849550
Fuck you I'd kill that fat bastard before he touched my meme queen.

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>>6849566
>>6849559
sorry were you about to post something interesting?

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>>6849497

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I HATE LAPIS AND I THINK SHE DESERVES THE DEATH

WHY NO ONE THINK JUST LIKE ME?????

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6849520
Good post

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>>6849586
Because she's already dead inside

>>6849576
>sorry
No you're not, you're a fucking imbecile who hasn't once contemplated how boring and bland your waifu really is.

>>6849586
Found another lapisfag.

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>>6849576

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draw request?

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>>6849610
>>6849597
sorry

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>>6849576
Yes, a better waifu

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>>6849616

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>>6849596
Delete

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>>6849624

>>6849615
Peridot, but not autistic.

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>>6849631

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We dumping Lapis now?

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>>6849642

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>>6849639

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>>6849647

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>>6849651

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>>6849646

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>>6849658

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>>6849636
Youre asking for the impossible

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>>6849656

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>>6849663

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>>6849668

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>>6849660

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>>6849696
And remember kids, Lapis is a slut for BBC only

>>6849699
Lies! Lapis is a slut for everything and everyone.

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>>6849330

>>6849323
MORE!!!

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>>6849712
Nah, Lapis is a stud for everyone else

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>>6849699
Can Pearl be for BBC too

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>>6849733
I´m afraid she is already taken

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Post more best ship

>>6849747
Why does it look like he's about to punch her?

>>6849764
He might be.

>>6849764
>ywn give Pearl a brutal beating while she sucks your cock

>>6849712
*Jasper

>>6849778
Difference between a mosquito and me is, a fly will stop sucking when you slap it.

Anyone got that picture?

>>6849778
I'd be scared she'd just rip my dick off like a crazed chimp.

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>this show sucks

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I hope you are all cozy this winter day.

>>6849808
im gonna kill myself

>>6849802
My reaction to season 4 so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ28FcRePAo

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Never!

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>>6849846
Ever!

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>hit the gym clod

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Where are all the lapisfags?

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>>6849808

>>6849818
Don't, think about all your friends on /sug/ who wouldn't get to see your posts anymore

>>6849862
>abs
>cameltoe
>edgy look
>boobs

Why

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>>6849884

>>6849896
no one even likes them

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How much will su improve if it becomes more anime?

>>6849914
Well do you at least have good taste in gems? Who is your waifu?

>>6849924
all the characters in this show are really ugly

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>>6849884
she's so C U T E when she's mad

>>6849929
Aka a lapisfag, get out!

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>>6849932

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>I've got nothing to look forward to

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>>6849939

>>6849929
I agree then, you should kill yourself.

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>>6849946

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>>6849939

>>6849943
Christmas is around the corner though, anon.

>>6849943
Memes

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>>6849951

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>>6849959

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>>6849947
>>6849937

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>>6849916

so fucking sick of looking at lapis and jasper

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>>6849966

>>6849967
kys

>>6849973
Then just gouge your eyes out, my man.

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>>6849952
Where did this face come from?

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>>6849973
so fucking sick of seeing pearl and peridot

>>6849966
Good thing lamar can draw lapis hair better than zuke.

>>6849975
why don't you like peridoodles

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>>6849974

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>>6849983
She will never stop.

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>>6849982

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>>6849984
BASED LAMAR is the best boarder on the whole show.

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>>6849994

lapis crapis

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>>6850025
That's my wife you cunt

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>>6850023

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>>6850006

>>6850006
Zuke is the most based boarder though for making a certain ship canon.

>>6849952
>>6849982
This is the one where Lapis pulls up her skirt and has a penis giving a thumbs up, right?

anyone got that pic??

>>6850031
ugh

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>>6850038
you know who this reminds me of

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>>6850044
Even if sugar ruins it soon?

>>6850061
She won't. If she does, I'm taking my life. I will not allow Lapidot to be destroyed.

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>>6850052

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>>6850044
Lamar is the best boarder on the whole show he has the best writing and is not an autistic retard like every other boarder.

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>>6850085
Are you sure?

>>6850098
Peridot and Lapis are literally BFFs. I'd be surprised if they don't end up fusing ever.

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>>6850098
That was all Tang, who would probably somehow be a better boarder than Zuke anyway, but is still not as great as Lamar.

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this show is for prematurely born mongoloids

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sex

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>>6850137
He says as he posts the Simpsons.

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>>6850116
I like them better as stupid friends and roommates I don't know why Zuke is trying to force a cringy romance just so she can fuck Lapis indirectly.

>>6850151
Me too. Romance literally has a good chance of ruining a friendship.

>>6850137
I agree with this.

This is why I only watch this show for my waifu, and try to distance myself from the cringey autistic stuff.

>>6850190
>has a waifu
>thinks he can call anything cringey or autistic
lel

>>6850190
Whatever you say, autist.

Ate too much rotten skate yesterday and now my mouth is burning

How are you doing today, /sug/?

>>6850265
None of your fucking business.

Everyone just seems in a very bad mood today.

>>6850315
Fuck you

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Do you think Pearl likes to rub Connies soft brown belly while she feeds her making her fatter?

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>>6850320
Right back at you, love.

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>>6849973
But Lapis and Jasper are best for gems

>>6850323
Yes, for she knows soon Connie will die from all the junk food, and Steven will be hers and hers alone

>>6850137
smell me, m'boy

>>6850098
why haven't Zukefags killed themselves yet
she was literally the worst writer on the crewniverse and obvsiously tried forcing her stupid ship into the show like an autist even though nobody else on the crew wanted to because it's fucking stupid

>>6850067
>Lapidot is dead on the water and lapidotfags are killing themselves

Best Christmas ever

>>6850323
well...no!
i don't think she likes to do that

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I had a dream that Jasper and three of the rubies came to an intense dinner at Yellow Diamond's massive house with the Crystal Gems.

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>>6850067
dumbass lapidotfag

>>6850423
Fuck off with this weak "evidence".

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>>6849973
Deal

>>6850430
The only boarder who liked the ship pushed for it and put lapidot fanservice into her episodes is no longer working on the show, possibly because she was angry at the non-romantic/autistic direction Rebecca wants to take Lapis and Peridot instead of what Zuke ha d in mind, it's literally dead and you're a retard with shit taste for shipping it and thinking it would be canon in the first place

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>>6849973

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>>6850323
>It was another day of training for Connie as she went into the ruins to train with Pearl.
>But unlike before Pearl had different training in mind as she asked if Connie could eat all this left over junk food that Steven and Amethyst didn't eat.
>Connie found it odd that Pearl wanted her to eat junk food but Connie accepted it eating up all the food she loved eating junk food since her mother only ever let her eat healthy food.
>Everytime Connie came to train with Pearl Pearl would find new excuses for Connie to eat as she would bring Connie to fast food places for "training so hard" or bring more unwanted junk food for Connie to eat.
>A few months passed and Connie was packing on the pounds as all her bad eating habits and low amounts of training made the little skinny Indian girl plump up becoming very fat with a large plump belly that stock out of her shirts and tops and large round fat butt that stretched out her skirts and pants and she even gained fatty boobs
>Her family took notice to Connies new weight and scolded her for being such a piggy and the kids at school made fun of her for being such a fatty Steven didn't mind as he thought she was beautiful no matter what but it was a bit strange seeing how Steven now looked anorexic compared to her.
>Pearl her self acted the strangest around Connie as she seemed to really enjoy seeing Connie as such a big fatty she would even rub her fat belly and slap her big fat butt and act like it was nothing she even bought Connie super tight swimwear that showed off her soft fat curves big round buttock and plump fat filled breasts.
>Pearl acted like she got no enjoyment out of this but Connie could tell that Pearl was enjoying this a lot and in a strange way she enjoyed it too,,,,

>>6850506
>assuming this shit is real
>being duped by probably an elaborate troll

And you call me the retard.

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>>6849973
boop

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>>6850525

>>6850506
Honestly I don't even hate the idea of them together, thy just make more sense having some more turbulence and as friends rather then lovers, fusion between them would make them fuck buddies at best

>>6850525
This is the worst thing I have ever read on here

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Anyone getting anything from the steam sale?

>>6850555
No

>>6850526
>still in denial after a comic-artist who followed both of the blogs zuke said these things on made a comic about the situation after the blog got deleted
>after matt deleted all his su related tweets
>after Amber avoided answering any Zuke-related questions in her stream
>after simply looking at the screenshots and noting how she talked the same way on twitter and her 'foodstain' blog

Holy shit kill yourself retarded lapidotfag

>>6850545
Nothing can beat botfly Pearl

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>>6849973

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>>6849973
Katie's fanart tumblr blog is gay as fuck

>>6850563
You're fucking dumb you'll see when they become romantically involved with one another.

Screencap this fucking post, I'm right and you're just making wild speculations on shit that probably isn't even related.

If I'm wrong I officially denounce this ship as shit. But until then, Lapidot lives.

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>>6849973
°

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>>6849973

>>6850575
Nigga I wrote botfly Pearl, but at least that didn't sexualize morbidly obese brown children

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>>6849973
^

Take worst gem and make them do your fetish

Is it still hot and why?

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>>6850658
Yes

>>6850658
Futa lapis

Still hot because while lapis is worst gem I don't actually hate her and she's still sexy, she's just my least favorite

>>6850699
Making Peridot into a meme was the best thing to happen to this show.

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>>6850707

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>tfw still believe Rose is Pink Diamond
It ain't over till it's over

>>6850721
So what's it like being retarded?

>>6850725
I've made my peace with it, how about you?

>>6850732
I wouldn't know, that's why I asked you.

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Discord? Elsewhere?

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>>6850741
>I wouldn't know
>implying
Ignorance isn't superiority

>>6850707
kill yourself

>>6850799
>peridot
Opinion discarded

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>>6849973

>>6850809
I never asked or wanted your approval

>>6850827
*I never asked for

>>6850658
>Steven
>Anal

No

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Hey! How has everyone's day been going? Feel free to ask me any questions!

>>6850857
Kill yourself, you fat fuck.

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>>6850857
Got any happiness in that sack?

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>>6849973
.

>>6850868
Yep! Happiest guy in /sug/!

>>6850857
Should I be worried about my mouthburn?

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>>6850721

>Pink Diamond's carriage confirmed for promo, saying we will get answers.
>Has floral patterns all over it plus flowers that look like rose buds.
>Possibility that PD wanted to die so Rose could succeed.
>Possibility that PD had mind-transfer/mind control powers that Steven does.
>Rose's insignia still has the diamond's (triangle) symbol within the rose.
>Rose's shield could withstand the Diamond corruption nuke where as no other source possibly could.
>Pink crystals are seen growing around lots of Rose's related stuff. Seen in Homeworld Ship Centipeedle was the captain of, Lion's mane by the tree, Pink Diamond's Muriel in the Moon base (behind her).
>Steven can access Diamond locked tech.

GEE that sure if a fuckton of foreshadowing and imagery just for it to be "A simple Rose Quartz killed a Diamond, also was amazingly different/unique to every other Quartz-type gem we've seen in this intergalatic hivemind."
IDK, I think the Crewniverse is intentionally misleading us for "teh big reveal."

Plus PD becoming a Rose Quartz then becoming a hybrid that is Steven fits the theme of evolution/growth the show has going. A theory is Steven will somehow become fully human in the end.

(Also seriously, mind control/mind reading powers -- that RQ has NO mention of ever having but Steven does and that somehow isn't linked to the big secret in the show???)

>>6850941
ugh

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Maybe this sums it up better.

>>6849596
What the fuck?

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>>6850405
Gems don't eat you fucktard

>>6849791
She'll do that anyway, so you might as well have a bit of fun.

>>6850942
see: >>6847629
In the 2016 SDCC poster, the symbol for Rose Quartz and those close to her seems to be represented as a Rose, which is why it's worn by Steven and Greg, and the symbol for Pink Diamond and those close to her seems to be represented as a Hibiscus/Rose of Sharon, which is why it's being worn by Jasper

there is probably something intentional about Rose and Pink Diamond having similar, but different, flowers representing them

Know Your Fusion was pretty incongruous.

>>6850968
It actually does do a pretty good job of summing up just how retarded "Rose = Pink Diamond" fags are.

>>6851003
Agreed, it was actually good unlike the rest of season 4.

>>6850968
but how would PD's consciousness continue possessing Rose while her body is poofed?

>>6851003
yeah it was pretty shit

>>6850595
No one's gonna screencap your promise to "denounce" something, go back to the suicide promise and you have a deal.

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>>6850590
kill yourself

>>6851006
That's actually Lion = Pink Diamond though

>>6851031
Gems are essentially advanced AI/computers. All she had to do is transfer her powers/knowledge to another harddrive/PC. Then merely shut down the old unit/"shatter" it.

IMO, PD was in charge of making lots of gems - why couldn't she make one with a blank slate to inhabit?

My question is, if Rose =/= PD or there is no link what-so-ever besides Rose killed her - what is the point of ALL that imagery,foreshadowing - ect that is put in the show? Why would the writers waste all that time (even now we know the truth) ? There is this thing in writing called Chekvok's Gun - which I honestly feel they are applying here.

How/Why is Rose so unique and so powerful compared to other Quartz's we've seen - Jasper and Amethyst. We were even told Jasper is the "ultimate Quartz" - the best specimen of that type of gem. Yet she hasn't a fraction of the abilities that Rose does - and apparently Rose could best her in War.

Also the ONLY thing we've seen Rose do that is similar to other Quartz is her size/strength.

>>6851086
>turns corpse
Your post is an ample follow up, even if unnecessary.