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LAPIS BLOWS
SUPERIOR FAT PINK MOMMY INCOMING
Gems should play tablet games
lol
>>6847631
But tablet games suck.
>>6847672
Some of them can be fun, But yeah a lot of them kind of suck.
>>6847631
Gems should be lewd
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/154779632139/thanks-blizzard-i-love-you
The queen of /sug/ is back, aren't you all glad?
>>6847704
ZUKKE'd
>>6847704
Who?
>>6847704
yes
>>6847689
>>6847704
I glad they're happy.
>>6847709
If you don't know who Zuke is you need to leave immediately
>>6847713
*I'm
>>6847692
More naked
>>6847718
Ha!
>>6847704
I was expecting her first post after returning to be about Rebecca "The Abusive Narcissistic Rapist" Sugar.
>>6847718
Kill yourself Zukefag, nobody should give a shit about that autist because she's a talentless cunt and doesn't even have a job anymore
>>6847629
with any luck PD will be a top quality DILF (Diamond I'd Like to Fuck)
>>6847745
>>6847738
Why do you hate them? They haven't done anything wrong.
I believe them that it was an abusive environment. People don't make that stuff up for fun. You don't know what kind of person Rebecca is behind closed doors. She could be a abusive, emotionally manipulative monster.
You were all quick to assume Zuke was lying, but you don't even know a 3rd of the story.
>>6847711
I love brashmulllet.
>>6847629
WHEN WILL JASPER GET TO BE REUNITED WITH HER BELOVED PINK WAIFU AND FINALLY BREAK FREE FROM HER LIFE OF PAIN AND SUFFERING AND GETTING CUCCKED
>>6847760
Kill yourself Zuke
>>6847760
>believing anything an autistic and mentally unstable tumblrtard says
>implying she's not just a lazy retard who can't handle the stress of drawing for five hours a day
>>6847765
I prefer Saltine myself.
>>6847753
>>6847783
personally I don't know if I should believe them but just I know I want them to be ok bc im not a piece of shit
>>6847790
Armstrong, but with a bonner tenting the hospital gown.
>>6847769
After Lapis rapes Sapphire.
>>6847704
THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER SEVERELY IMPACTS MY DAILY LIFE LOOK AT ME
>>6848003
Who?
>>6847711
Kek okay that one got me.
Stil
UUUUUUGHHHHH
>>6847704
>literally just "have I mentioned I'm gay yet"
Never fucking change Zuke
>>6848035
VOICE LIKE A CATFIGHT
UGLY AS PUKE
IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE
THAN LAUREN ZUKE
>>6847704
Becky is the queen of /sug/, not Zuke
>>6847440
more like lap isn't a character
kill yourself
>>6847501
kill yourself
>>6847501
kill yourself
>>6848093
forgot image
>>6848104
Go to sleep
Love you /sug/
>>6848141
Short hair a best long hair fuck you
DSLs are bad and should leave
Overly curvy and too much THICCness is not desirable
That's all
>>6848166
If I was a girl I'd want really short hair
>>6848160
>>6848155
Just my luck
>>6848166
Cool youre gay we get it
>>6848212
kill yourself
>>6848230
kill yourself
>>6848214
>Jasperfag calling one gay
Oh the irony
>>6848212
What are some things that makes you discard an opinion immediately?
For me it's the "Lapis did nothing wrong" ones.
>>6848286
I swing both ways baby :^)
>>6848316
She's literally an angel and is forgiven for anything bad she's done.
>>6848352
Still gay
What if Jasper gets cured from the corruption but gets amnesia. And she's apparently really kind like Rose cause she's a quartz. Gets infatuated with Lapis but is too nervous to talk to her.
Them becomes a 'buff-coward' meme
>>6848445
>Them becomes a 'buff-coward' meme
Freaks on suicide watch
Every day I get fresh squeezed keks.
>>6848352
>master1200
kill yourself
>>6848445
I'm okay with Jasper Bravo
>>6848445
then amethyst proceeds to bully her relentlessly
>>6848494
Only if you watch
I love MY WIFE Peridot
>>6848643
That's actually an autistic child.
>>6848643
Very special
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6848711
kys
>>6848711
why do I want to fuck her so much
>>6848723
Because you're a pleb with the most basic "taste" imaginable.
>>6848649
>perifags want to marry an autistic kindergartner
Fuck never looked at it like that.
Well at least she's legal.
>>6848711
I want to look up her skirt and see everything
>>6848802
>Well at least she's legal.
I'm pretty sure there's nobody who is going to recognize or ordain a marriage to a space gem who projects a body of light. Except maybe in Vegas.
Do you think they'll make animu SU in the future?
>>6847704
No. She needs to be juked.
>>6848828
I doubt it but have the faintest hope that they do just because it would increase the extremely slim odds of them ever making SU figmas.
>>6847629
But not Jasper, you'll be lucky if the first episode is even about her.
>>6847704
Wtf tracer is gay?
>>6848930
top quality writing brought to you by blizzard
I miss TF2 comics
>>6848756
>''''basic'''' taste
is that what you call people who don't like your degenerate fetishes?
>>6848938
Guess I shoulda expected as much given that trailer with the robot x human obviously meant to be about race mixing.
Just looked up the tracer comic. Why the fuck is Blizzard pushing this progressive shit so much?
I need to drink the fresh delicious watery milk from her cute nipples.
>>6849022
>>6848959
To get SJW monies, personally I don't think it matters either way to me, it had as much impact ad learning Dumbledore was gay, that responce being "and?"
>>6849121
There are not nearly enough upskirts of Lapis.
>>6849140
agreed
1/3
>>6847613
I've been thinking about what the upcoming bomb could possibly entail and have some theories to share. First, here's what we've been given:
>Hibiscus and palanquin screencaps
The hibiscus seems to represent Pink Diamond since Jasper specifically wears it in the SDCC poster (no other characters wear any flowers, except Steven and Greg who have roses). This supports the design of the palanquin being representative of PD, with its colour, floral wall design, and blooming ornament on top.
>Steven’s Dream – A strange dream prompts Steven to search for answers.
The first thing Steven would be searching for answers for right now is Rose and the events leading up to her shattering PD. Although it's never been shown before, it seems like he'll have a dream sourced from Rose's memories having to do with PD.
>Adventures in Light Distortion – Steven and the Gems take off on a search and recovery mission.
This episode airs on the same day as the previous one so it's a soft two-parter. At this point they've made the decision to go somewhere and recover either some object or a Gem(s). There were a lot of people saying that the HW Ruby ship operates off of an Alcubierre Drive based on the little black scribble it used to fly away at the end of Hit the Diamond, so the light distortion part of the title definitely points toward a journey into space.
2/3
>>6849279
>Gem Heist – The Gems try to pull off a heist.
The team obviously proceeds to recover whatever it is they're looking for from a nearby HW base. Describing it as a heist means there's some form of security they have to get through, so the place must either have a self-sufficient security system in place or be guarded by actual Gems.
>The Zoo – Steven visits a special zoo.
I feel like this should come before Gem Heist, but it could simply be a continuation of the heist which I doubt could be planned and completed within 11 minutes. The title and description are a classic case of misdirection and I think "research facility" will be the more correct term for whatever they find at the HW Gem base. Say, small cluster experiments, gems who were affected by the original corruption or were test subjects for corruption prototypes, and/or Earth animals for the purposes of biological research or corruption testing (though they would need pretty advanced technology to simulate an environment that can support Earth life).
>That Will Be All – Steven and the Gems make a daring escape!
Not much to say here, they get what they want and make it back to Earth. The question is, are they ever noticed by any HW Gems or cameras, or is it a perfectly clean heist?
With all of this in mind, I think the most important thing to identify is what is so important that Steven and the CGs have to go recover it in response to his dream.
3/3
>>6849290
And here is my take on that thing being the Diamond corruption device:
>Steven's Dream
Steven has a vision of one of Rose's memories, a private meeting with PD showing that PD plans for Rose to shatter her. Out of guilt for colonizing Earth, out of respect for the Crystal Gem army, and because she develops a genuine love for the planet - but also because she's caught wind of the Diamonds' plan to use some sort of war-ending device which would end up being the corruption bomb. However, she also knows that it will require the power of all four Diamonds to function properly, which is why she's sacrificing herself to stop them from using it.
>Adventures in Light Distortion
It is here that Steven realizes that PD's plan didn't quite work because the device was still capable of causing planet-wide corruption with only three Diamonds, and they can use it at any time to wipe out the last of the CGs. Whether this was a result of the device functioning correctly or if it was originally meant to shatter all Gems with all four Diamonds powering it is up in the air. Anyway, Peridot found out about the CGs all the way back in Marble Madness and could have communicated their existence to HW so the Diamonds probably know about them already and simply thought the Cluster would take care of them. With it being readily apparent that the Cluster has not formed, it could be mere days before a sudden corruption attack from the Diamonds, which is why the team needs to go retrieve the device immediately. They know where to go either based on Steven's dream or some kind of colony database on the Ruby ship.
4/3 (fuck, I didn't break it down properly)
>>6849300
>Gem Heist
They catch sight of the corruption device at the HW base and make a plan to get it. The base is guarded with those yellow poofing barriers (and possibly some HW Gems) so Steven has to go in himself since he can just walk through them.
>The Zoo
Within the HW base Steven sees the test subjects for the Diamond corruption device which look just like the ones on Earth.
>That Will Be All
Steven retrieves the device and they take it back to Earth, now safe from the Diamonds and planning to investigate the device to find a cure for corruption.
>tl;dr the squad goes on a space adventure to a HW base to retrieve the device the Diamonds used to generate the corruption shockwave
>>6849323
kys
>>6849279
Pearl also had a rose on the SDCC poster, so the flowers are definitely supposed to sign allegiance to however person that flower represents.
I had the idea that Steven would dream of Rose's memories, which definitely fits the theme this season is supposed to be going of Steven wanting to learn more what Rose did and why she did it. The fact that the hibiscus is PD's symbol, a symbol of unity and beauty, implies that PD was perhaps more sympathetic to the Earth and Rose's cause than we're led to believe.
I also believe this is the arc that we'll hear the YD song, so if they're trying to steal a device that directly causes corruption, that'll be very bad news for the CG, That Will Be All sounds ominous as shit.
>People hyping themselves up.
literally lmaoing
>want to become a drawfag
>don't want to take the effort to learn to draw better
help
>>6849438
>/no fun allowed/ general
literally kekking
>>6849452
>don't want to take the effort to learn to draw better
Well there's your problem.
>>6849453
>no brain allowed post
>>6849464
>no brain needed post
>>6849475
>literally just the same thing
Thanks for confirming, now go back to setting yourself up for your inevitable disappointment, you mongoloid.
>>6849438
This, assume it will be bad and you're either right, or pleasantly surprised.
>>6849486
>no fun allowed
ugh just go to /co/ fag
>>6849453
>hyping yourself up for a new bomb of a show that has been getting consistently worse
>>6849509
kyys
Bitchpis is C U T E
>>6849520
>>6849520
Lapis is cute no matter what.
>>6849528
>>6849530
>>6849536
>>6849542
>>6849497
Pretty much the same as the motto, "No expectations, no disappointment."
Easier said than done though...
>>6849548
>>6849552
>it's a pleb bait dump episode
>>6849323
STOOOOIOP
DELETE THIS NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6849557
>>6849550
Fuck you I'd kill that fat bastard before he touched my meme queen.
>>6849566
>>6849559
sorry were you about to post something interesting?
I HATE LAPIS AND I THINK SHE DESERVES THE DEATH
WHY NO ONE THINK JUST LIKE ME?????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6849520
Good post
>>6849586
Because she's already dead inside
>>6849576
>sorry
No you're not, you're a fucking imbecile who hasn't once contemplated how boring and bland your waifu really is.
>>6849586
Found another lapisfag.
>>6849576
draw request?
>>6849610
>>6849597
sorry
>>6849576
Yes, a better waifu
>>6849616
>>6849596
Delete
>>6849624
>>6849615
Peridot, but not autistic.
>>6849631
We dumping Lapis now?
>>6849642
>>6849647
>>6849651
>>6849646
>>6849658
>>6849636
Youre asking for the impossible
>>6849663
>>6849668
>>6849660
>>6849696
And remember kids, Lapis is a slut for BBC only
>>6849699
Lies! Lapis is a slut for everything and everyone.
>>6849330
>>6849323
MORE!!!
>>6849712
Nah, Lapis is a stud for everyone else
>>6849699
Can Pearl be for BBC too
>>6849733
I´m afraid she is already taken
Post more best ship
>>6849747
Why does it look like he's about to punch her?
>>6849764
He might be.
>>6849764
>ywn give Pearl a brutal beating while she sucks your cock
>>6849712
*Jasper
>>6849778
Difference between a mosquito and me is, a fly will stop sucking when you slap it.
Anyone got that picture?
>>6849778
I'd be scared she'd just rip my dick off like a crazed chimp.
>this show sucks
I hope you are all cozy this winter day.
>>6849808
im gonna kill myself
>>6849802
My reaction to season 4 so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ28FcRePAo
Never!
>>6849846
Ever!
>hit the gym clod
Where are all the lapisfags?
>>6849808
>>6849818
Don't, think about all your friends on /sug/ who wouldn't get to see your posts anymore
>>6849862
>abs
>cameltoe
>edgy look
>boobs
Why
>>6849884
>>6849896
no one even likes them
How much will su improve if it becomes more anime?
>>6849914
Well do you at least have good taste in gems? Who is your waifu?
>>6849924
all the characters in this show are really ugly
>>6849884
she's so C U T E when she's mad
>>6849929
Aka a lapisfag, get out!
>I've got nothing to look forward to
>>6849929
I agree then, you should kill yourself.
>>6849939
>>6849943
Christmas is around the corner though, anon.
>>6849943
Memes
>>6849947
>>6849937
>>6849916
so fucking sick of looking at lapis and jasper
>>6849967
kys
>>6849973
Then just gouge your eyes out, my man.
>>6849952
Where did this face come from?
>>6849973
so fucking sick of seeing pearl and peridot
>>6849966
Good thing lamar can draw lapis hair better than zuke.
>>6849975
why don't you like peridoodles
>>6849983
She will never stop.
>>6849982
>>6849984
BASED LAMAR is the best boarder on the whole show.
lapis crapis
>>6850025
That's my wife you cunt
>>6850006
>>6850006
Zuke is the most based boarder though for making a certain ship canon.
>>6850031
ugh
>>6850038
you know who this reminds me of
>>6850044
Even if sugar ruins it soon?
>>6850061
She won't. If she does, I'm taking my life. I will not allow Lapidot to be destroyed.
>>6850052
>>6850044
Lamar is the best boarder on the whole show he has the best writing and is not an autistic retard like every other boarder.
>>6850085
Are you sure?
>>6850098
Peridot and Lapis are literally BFFs. I'd be surprised if they don't end up fusing ever.
>>6850098
That was all Tang, who would probably somehow be a better boarder than Zuke anyway, but is still not as great as Lamar.
this show is for prematurely born mongoloids
sex
>>6850137
He says as he posts the Simpsons.
>>6850116
I like them better as stupid friends and roommates I don't know why Zuke is trying to force a cringy romance just so she can fuck Lapis indirectly.
>>6850151
Me too. Romance literally has a good chance of ruining a friendship.
>>6850137
I agree with this.
This is why I only watch this show for my waifu, and try to distance myself from the cringey autistic stuff.
>>6850190
>has a waifu
>thinks he can call anything cringey or autistic
lel
>>6850190
Whatever you say, autist.
Ate too much rotten skate yesterday and now my mouth is burning
How are you doing today, /sug/?
>>6850265
None of your fucking business.
Everyone just seems in a very bad mood today.
>>6850315
Fuck you
Do you think Pearl likes to rub Connies soft brown belly while she feeds her making her fatter?
>>6850320
Right back at you, love.
>>6849973
But Lapis and Jasper are best for gems
>>6850323
Yes, for she knows soon Connie will die from all the junk food, and Steven will be hers and hers alone
>>6850137
smell me, m'boy
>>6850098
why haven't Zukefags killed themselves yet
she was literally the worst writer on the crewniverse and obvsiously tried forcing her stupid ship into the show like an autist even though nobody else on the crew wanted to because it's fucking stupid
>>6850067
>Lapidot is dead on the water and lapidotfags are killing themselves
Best Christmas ever
>>6850323
well...no!
i don't think she likes to do that
I had a dream that Jasper and three of the rubies came to an intense dinner at Yellow Diamond's massive house with the Crystal Gems.
>>6850067
dumbass lapidotfag
>>6850423
Fuck off with this weak "evidence".
>>6849973
Deal
>>6850430
The only boarder who liked the ship pushed for it and put lapidot fanservice into her episodes is no longer working on the show, possibly because she was angry at the non-romantic/autistic direction Rebecca wants to take Lapis and Peridot instead of what Zuke ha d in mind, it's literally dead and you're a retard with shit taste for shipping it and thinking it would be canon in the first place
>>6849973
>>6850323
>It was another day of training for Connie as she went into the ruins to train with Pearl.
>But unlike before Pearl had different training in mind as she asked if Connie could eat all this left over junk food that Steven and Amethyst didn't eat.
>Connie found it odd that Pearl wanted her to eat junk food but Connie accepted it eating up all the food she loved eating junk food since her mother only ever let her eat healthy food.
>Everytime Connie came to train with Pearl Pearl would find new excuses for Connie to eat as she would bring Connie to fast food places for "training so hard" or bring more unwanted junk food for Connie to eat.
>A few months passed and Connie was packing on the pounds as all her bad eating habits and low amounts of training made the little skinny Indian girl plump up becoming very fat with a large plump belly that stock out of her shirts and tops and large round fat butt that stretched out her skirts and pants and she even gained fatty boobs
>Her family took notice to Connies new weight and scolded her for being such a piggy and the kids at school made fun of her for being such a fatty Steven didn't mind as he thought she was beautiful no matter what but it was a bit strange seeing how Steven now looked anorexic compared to her.
>Pearl her self acted the strangest around Connie as she seemed to really enjoy seeing Connie as such a big fatty she would even rub her fat belly and slap her big fat butt and act like it was nothing she even bought Connie super tight swimwear that showed off her soft fat curves big round buttock and plump fat filled breasts.
>Pearl acted like she got no enjoyment out of this but Connie could tell that Pearl was enjoying this a lot and in a strange way she enjoyed it too,,,,
>>6850506
>assuming this shit is real
>being duped by probably an elaborate troll
And you call me the retard.
>>6849973
boop
>>6850525
>>6850506
Honestly I don't even hate the idea of them together, thy just make more sense having some more turbulence and as friends rather then lovers, fusion between them would make them fuck buddies at best
>>6850525
This is the worst thing I have ever read on here
Anyone getting anything from the steam sale?
>>6850526
>still in denial after a comic-artist who followed both of the blogs zuke said these things on made a comic about the situation after the blog got deleted
>after matt deleted all his su related tweets
>after Amber avoided answering any Zuke-related questions in her stream
>after simply looking at the screenshots and noting how she talked the same way on twitter and her 'foodstain' blog
Holy shit kill yourself retarded lapidotfag
>>6850545
Nothing can beat botfly Pearl
>>6849973
>>6849973
Katie's fanart tumblr blog is gay as fuck
>>6850563
You're fucking dumb you'll see when they become romantically involved with one another.
Screencap this fucking post, I'm right and you're just making wild speculations on shit that probably isn't even related.
If I'm wrong I officially denounce this ship as shit. But until then, Lapidot lives.
>>6849973
°
>>6849973
>>6850575
Nigga I wrote botfly Pearl, but at least that didn't sexualize morbidly obese brown children
>>6849973
^
Take worst gem and make them do your fetish
Is it still hot and why?
>>6850658
Yes
>>6850658
Futa lapis
Still hot because while lapis is worst gem I don't actually hate her and she's still sexy, she's just my least favorite
>>6850699
Making Peridot into a meme was the best thing to happen to this show.
>>6850707
>tfw still believe Rose is Pink Diamond
It ain't over till it's over
>>6850721
So what's it like being retarded?
>>6850725
I've made my peace with it, how about you?
>>6850732
I wouldn't know, that's why I asked you.
Discord? Elsewhere?
>>6850741
>I wouldn't know
>implying
Ignorance isn't superiority
>>6850707
kill yourself
>>6850799
>peridot
Opinion discarded
>>6849973
>>6850809
I never asked or wanted your approval
>>6850827
*I never asked for
>>6850658
>Steven
>Anal
No
Hey! How has everyone's day been going? Feel free to ask me any questions!
>>6850857
Kill yourself, you fat fuck.
>>6850857
Got any happiness in that sack?
>>6849973
.
>>6850868
Yep! Happiest guy in /sug/!
>>6850857
Should I be worried about my mouthburn?
>>6850721
>Pink Diamond's carriage confirmed for promo, saying we will get answers.
>Has floral patterns all over it plus flowers that look like rose buds.
>Possibility that PD wanted to die so Rose could succeed.
>Possibility that PD had mind-transfer/mind control powers that Steven does.
>Rose's insignia still has the diamond's (triangle) symbol within the rose.
>Rose's shield could withstand the Diamond corruption nuke where as no other source possibly could.
>Pink crystals are seen growing around lots of Rose's related stuff. Seen in Homeworld Ship Centipeedle was the captain of, Lion's mane by the tree, Pink Diamond's Muriel in the Moon base (behind her).
>Steven can access Diamond locked tech.
GEE that sure if a fuckton of foreshadowing and imagery just for it to be "A simple Rose Quartz killed a Diamond, also was amazingly different/unique to every other Quartz-type gem we've seen in this intergalatic hivemind."
IDK, I think the Crewniverse is intentionally misleading us for "teh big reveal."
Plus PD becoming a Rose Quartz then becoming a hybrid that is Steven fits the theme of evolution/growth the show has going. A theory is Steven will somehow become fully human in the end.
(Also seriously, mind control/mind reading powers -- that RQ has NO mention of ever having but Steven does and that somehow isn't linked to the big secret in the show???)
>>6850941
ugh
Maybe this sums it up better.
>>6849596
What the fuck?
>>6850405
Gems don't eat you fucktard
>>6849791
She'll do that anyway, so you might as well have a bit of fun.
>>6850942
see: >>6847629
In the 2016 SDCC poster, the symbol for Rose Quartz and those close to her seems to be represented as a Rose, which is why it's worn by Steven and Greg, and the symbol for Pink Diamond and those close to her seems to be represented as a Hibiscus/Rose of Sharon, which is why it's being worn by Jasper
there is probably something intentional about Rose and Pink Diamond having similar, but different, flowers representing them
Know Your Fusion was pretty incongruous.
>>6850968
It actually does do a pretty good job of summing up just how retarded "Rose = Pink Diamond" fags are.
>>6851003
Agreed, it was actually good unlike the rest of season 4.
>>6850968
but how would PD's consciousness continue possessing Rose while her body is poofed?
>>6851003
yeah it was pretty shit
>>6850595
No one's gonna screencap your promise to "denounce" something, go back to the suicide promise and you have a deal.
>>6850590
kill yourself
>>6851006
That's actually Lion = Pink Diamond though
>>6851031
Gems are essentially advanced AI/computers. All she had to do is transfer her powers/knowledge to another harddrive/PC. Then merely shut down the old unit/"shatter" it.
IMO, PD was in charge of making lots of gems - why couldn't she make one with a blank slate to inhabit?
My question is, if Rose =/= PD or there is no link what-so-ever besides Rose killed her - what is the point of ALL that imagery,foreshadowing - ect that is put in the show? Why would the writers waste all that time (even now we know the truth) ? There is this thing in writing called Chekvok's Gun - which I honestly feel they are applying here.
How/Why is Rose so unique and so powerful compared to other Quartz's we've seen - Jasper and Amethyst. We were even told Jasper is the "ultimate Quartz" - the best specimen of that type of gem. Yet she hasn't a fraction of the abilities that Rose does - and apparently Rose could best her in War.
Also the ONLY thing we've seen Rose do that is similar to other Quartz is her size/strength.
>>6851086
>turns corpse
Your post is an ample follow up, even if unnecessary.
>>6850595
Now, hang on. Even if Lapidot becomes canon, it'll still be shit. The real question is if it'll keep dragging the show down with it.
>>6850968
why not make it even shittier?
jeus christ
>>6850595
>Screencap an anonymous post
Why? Like every other person who's ever been wrong you'll just deny or ignore it.
>>6851092
I mean, there's obviously something more to Rose "shattering" PD that the CGs don't know about yet, and it's possible she could somehow turn out to be PD I guess, but I think it's more likely that PD was secretly on Rose's side the whole time and helped her out suring the war against the other diamonds rather than literally becoming her or possessing her body
>>6851147
I have an entire collection of Lapidot/Jasperdemption "I'll eat a belt if this does/doesn't happen" posts, I'm hoping at least one of them is dumb enough to follow through
>>6850968
kill yourself
>>6851189
I will literally livestream my suicide if a single person from that collection actually follows through.
>>6851210
Screencapped
I want to see a flashback of Young Jasper meeting/interacting with Pink Diamond and being happy so bad holy FUCK
>>6851235
>>6851189
Fuck. I wonder how many of those are mine.
>>6851235
What if during the only time Jasper ever got to meet PD before she got shattered , PD told Jasper something similar to what Rose told Amethyst about being perfect the way she is and those are the words Jasper has always kept close to her heart even after being transferred to an eviler, less loving and peaceful diamond and becoming slowly corrupted by Homeworld's traditional harsh nazi-like ideologies?
[spoopers]I'm going to be mad if Pink Diamond turns out to be evil, but I really doubt she will be[/spoopers]
>>6851163
Well, I do believe RQ was specially made by PD to be unique at the very least. PD secretly being against the other Diamonds seems quite likely. RQ seems like a one of a kind sort of gem.
My only issue is, I haven't seen anyone refute all the prior imagery/hints/foreshadowing we've gotten in the show. Just what has been said by two characters in the show (Eyeball/Garnet) but we know there is more to this story then what we are given.
>>6851189
How many people are going to kill themselves once this show finally kicks the bucket?
>>6851235
>Jasper was never made to be a solder as we originally thought as it turns out that PD made Jasper because PD wanted to create perfect life.
>Through all the terrible failures out came Jasper absolutely perfect in ever way and instantly loved by PD
>PD didn't treat Jasper as a solder she treated her more like a beloved Pearl stroking her hair and lightly kissing her shwoing her loving affecting to Jasper.
>Jasper loved her diamond and wanted to be by her side forever her only desire was to make PD happy.
>But that could not last as Rose shattered PD leaving Jasper alone and filling her "hear" with hate
>Jasper's only desire in life now is to shatter Rose but she knows even shattering her will do nothing to fill the empty hole left by PD
>Jasper can never sleep for when she dose she dreams about PD thinking about those wonderful days when she felt loved and cared for.
>Jasper can never cry..for is were to cry she her tears would drown her her "heart" would shatter and so Jasper marches on with no love or hope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ELnhjGw4Zs
>>6851360
If the show ends with a satisfying conclusion, then I'll go on living.
If the show gets canceled suddenly, then I'll go all the way to California and do a swan dive off of CN Studios' building, dressed as Steven.
this looks just like the wedding cake leak, heard it came from the same person.
Glad the Jasperfags are getting that redemption.
>>6851359
I think the fact that Jasper, who we know is loyal to PD, is standing in the middle of a bunch of followers of Rose in the 2016 SDCC poster is the first hint the crewniverse has given us that PD and Rose were on the same side.
>>6851484
Bullshit for the simple fact that she would not fit in the van, especially as her corrupted form.
Fake and gay till proven true.
>>6851484
lel
>>6851484
>GUYS
>>6851484
that has to be fake. she is supposed to be fuckin enormous, not the size of lion.
>>6851512
Centipeedle could change size
>>6851528
Nah, Centipeetle changed her entire form.
That Jasper is still pretty much the same.
I mean, why defend a """"supposed"""" leak anymore?
>>6851527
Steven could give her the ol' lick down and could effect the form like with peedle
>>6851539
Because for some reason people love to point to the two leaks that turned out to be real while ignoring the hundreds of others that didn't.
>>6851484
I think it's so weird how some people can't tell fake screenshots from real ones by simply looking at the lineart. In-show lines look more hand drawn rather than made with vectors which is what a lot of fake-screenshots consist of. Some of the lines aren't even closed off, which never happens in the show.
>tfw fat, retarded, ugly, and autistic and not willing to improve myself
Do you think Steven could show me how to get a gf if I lived in the show? I mean he's pretty much the same as me and he got Connie
>>6851484
where did this even originate from? the cake came from some korean who supposedly took a picture of a poster they found somewhere right? it looks like a shittily drawn dogsper drawn on top of an old screenshot of Greg's van
>>6851633
jfc
>>6851570
The Peridot in the background proves it's fake too. Characters don't get animated behind background art layers.
>>6851633
I know how you can get a gf.
Be the main character. No matter how much of an undesirable loser you are, girls will want to date you for some of that screentime.
>>6851642
Someone did an analysis of this, there is no known screenshot of Gregs van from that angle, nor the background. If its fake, it was drawn from scratch or heavy edited.
give me a reason not to kms right here right now
>>6851683
Is that so?
>>6851689
>>6851673
You can even see Peridot's hair color clipping into the background art, either the crew suddenly went full retarded or it's fake. They would use a solid foreground object for things that the characters interact they don't use background props.
>>6850857
What will i get for Christmas?
>>6847760
wait when did they said that
>>6851727
*SAY what the fuck
>>6851484
I want to believe!
>>6851633
if you want a gf you need to stop loathing yourself like that
if you don't love yourself then who will love you?
>>6851723
>either the crew suddenly went full retarded or it's fake
This seems to be a major problem because the crew has definitely gone full retarded on the past
>>6851633
Just change, why wouldn't you want to improve yourself? the fuck
>>6851763
Because I've seen shit go wrong too many times. I've seen people do everything they're told to do, take care of themselves, get married, have kids, then one single thing goes wrong when they're like 40 or 50 such as a divorce, then everything just deteriorates and you become a drinker and you just die.
Why the fuck would I improve myself when the chances of being happy my whole life are so low if even one thing doesn't go according to plan?
>>6851757
oh come on zuke isn't the entire crew
>>6851689
>>6851713
>>6851484
>People actually believe this
Jasper's in her daytime palette and the scene looks it takes place in the evening.
Also, this is a really shitty vector.
>>6851783
Why even center it around someone else then? Improve and be happy by yourself, anyone that comes along is just a plus, a day without suffering is a blissful day anon, but there's also no point in being so negative, you won't ever experience anything really great with that mindset, and that's a waste of your life man.
>>6851813
Dogsper's body is also laid onto top of where the boxes should be, the perspective doesn't work at all.
>>6851710
We might get to see young Jasper in a flashback next bomb.
>>6851710
I got nothing for you.
>>6851710
Memes
>>6851710
Don't, life is good if you try enough.
>>6851828
I also just noticed Peridot is poorly placed in the driver's seat.
>>6851881
Why would Peridot be driving anyway?
>>6851713
>>6851798
Most glaring error I think is that in the version without props or characters you see sunlight on the dashboard which was kept on the leak even though it's supposed to be night
>>6849290
>gem heist
"Ok gang we got a big job tonight! We gotta pick up the crystal from the cooks just in and out!"
>>6852003
kill yourself retard
>>6852003
He said reasons to NOT kill himself.
>>6852016
Knowing that I'll never be able to marry Jasper irl makes me want to kill myself too
>>6852033
You should
>>6852033
How well do you think that would go for you?
>>6851961
Well i'm glad we sorted out that leak quickly instead of being left in the dark about the two leaks that became real.
>>6852074
Yeah, the thing about the two real leaks is that neither one had any assets that were previously seen before.
>>6851961
Is that KK from Animal Crossing?
Hello, /sug/, Merchant Anon here.
Well, three more days of Holiday Hell Week left and then it's back to my regular schedule. I'm still shocked that the swap meet my stall's in is open for an entire week!
Oh, and don't forget to vote in the poll before Christmas Eve! There's even a chance I might increase the number of pin designs I order!
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11923751/
>>6852164
Looks like it, I can even make out the eyebrows.
>>6852164
>>6852250
Yellow Diamond will appear in 'That Will Be All'. Blindly guessing since that was one of her quotes in 'Message Received'. We will get the YD song with YP backup with a possible reformed Peridot outfit. Who's hyped?
>>6850506
Once again, people forget that Sugar most likely approves of and supports Lapidot. She wouldn't have boarded this gay ass scene if she didn't.
>why don't we watch the sun come up, and figure out what we're gonna do with all this time, eh lazuli?
>>6852536
>>6852534
I can't imagine an alien warmonger getting a villain song.
>>6852534
Sure.
>>6852534
>>6852559
>>6852552
DeeDee Magno Hall confirmed she sang backup Yellow Pearl for Yellow Diamond
http://thegeekiary.com/steven-universe-returns/40358
http://thegeekiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Steven_Universe_Episode_116_Still.jpg
>Steven_Universe_Episode_116_Still.jpg
HMMMM
>>6852536
Rebecca is cool with all ships, that's why there's Pearlnet, Pearlmethyst, and Amedot moments in several episodes, she's shown that she even likes Jaspis, she doesn't want any of the ships to be canon like Zuke did though
>>6852574
Guard dog when?
>>6852574
>Episode 116 still
>Gem Heist is episode 116
HMMMM INDEED
>>6852552
>thinks a character voiced by Patti Lupone won't get a song
>>6852164
When is Sugar going to finally get sued for all this plagiarism? Or """homages""" as she calls it.
morning
>>6852574
Probably relating to Jasper.
But how does she get out of the temple?
>>6852663
ugh
>>6852534
>That Will Be All
Something bad is going to happen to one of them I know it. Probably Pearl fuck pearl
>>6852581
>>6852663
afternoon, here.
Hope you have a wonderful day
>>6852655
>steven dreams about pink diamond's gem and finds out that it's in the chest in lion's mane
>when he wakes up and goes inside lion's mane to find it he sees that it's not there
>they find out Mystery Girl is actually a gem and that she stole the chest with PD's gem and took it back to homeworld
>>6852684
>>6852581
Isn't shipping fuel the whole point of Fusion?
>>6852663
Hi.
>>6852684
its actually night here, but i just woke up after a 5 hour nap after getting baked this morning
>>6852574
i love the background art of this show
>>6852681
that's pretty hot
>>6852655
NOT GOING TO SPACE CONFIRMED
NOT GOING TO HOMEWORLD CONFIRMED
NO SPACE ADVENTURE EVER
NO FUN EVER
NO RUBY SHIP EVER
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
FUCK YOU SUGAR YOU FUCKING HACK
BOMB IS FUCKING R U I N E D
THEY BETTER BE GOING TO A FUCKING ALIEN PLANET THAT JUST HAPPENS TO KINDA LOOK LIKE EARTH OR ELSE
>>6852677
>>6852722
I hope they're all townie episodes so I get to watch half you faggots commit suicide
>>6852574
PINK DIAMOND x YOUNG JASPER FLASHBACK
W H E N
H
E
N
>>6852731
where did this come from?
>>6852731
LARS
>>6852731
we've all agreed that the square head + poofy hair makes it lars
hopefully that retard dies for good
Gem heist is them literally stealing a gem that has been poofed and contained from some high secured building, real fucking ocean 11 shit.
Cant wait to see Peridot being the hacker behind the scenes. Steven coming down in that rope from the ceiling.
>>6852722
>isn't hyped for Pink Diamond lore
>>6852768
lel
>>6852701
peridot looks like something straight out of scott pilgrim there
>>6852783
ugh
>>6852775
OH SURE
I'M HYPED FOR ONE SMALL TIDBIT OF INFO THAT WON'T FUCKING MATTER AND IT'LL BE SOME BULLSHIT THAT A LITERAL 5-YEAR-OLD COULD HAVE GUESSED
IT'LL BE EARTHLINGS ALL OVER AGAIN WHERE SUGAR GIVE US SOME INSIGNIFICANT BULLSHIT
ACTS LIKE IT'S SOME GRAND REVELATION
AND THEN USES THAT TO JUSTIFY GIVING US 10 FILLER SHITS
FUCK THIS FUCKING BITCH
I BETTER GET SOME PRIME FUCKING LORE TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT
IF THEY DON'T GO TO SPACE THEN SHE BETTER MAKE THIS ARC THE FUCKING PINNACLE OF FUCKING ANIMATION
So is this really the end of /sug/?
The announcement of these new episodes and their air dates was lackluster at best compared to the other times its happened.
It just seems like the general is officially going down the path of many other generals and it's soon to be a shell of what it used to be.
>>6852828
Dumb Alex poster
>>6852828
Dumb Alexposter
>>6852722
"the gems take off in a search and recovery mission"
they're using the ship anon..
>>6852828
well you have a point and that probably is what's going to happen, I'm just hoping we get to see PD's canon design so people can start drawing her with Jasper
>>6852846
lel
>>6852831
Dude, we're in /trash/.
Imagine if this was in /co/, it'd be booming.
>>6852828
calm down
>>6852831
/sug/ is already becoming a shell of it's former self.
>>6852681
is that how reproduction works?
I want to marry lapis.
>>6852881
Eh, we're mostly the same, our banishment doesn't really stop other CCs and we haven't defended to the autism of /zoo/ general yet.
If it gets cancelled it'll hit peak decay and end peacefully, same with /gfg/ I actually have even less hope for a satisfying ending at this point and wish it was cancelled with Sugar just summarizing it instead of dragging on.
>>6852888
>on /sug/
>doesn't know how to into fusion
>>6852928
but does she wants to marry you?
>>6852831
don't overreact, it's always been like this
no episodes? complete quiet. then an episode airs and everyone explodes, then it gets quiet again. throughout episodes airing, the show gains a massive amount of new fans, and throughout hiatus they tend to trickle in gradually. this aint any different
if the next episodes are jaspidemption then it's gonna REALLY explode, you best be prepared
>>6852888
This is how skeletons reproduce, yes.
This is Lapis can't you tell.
>>6852946
And when does she rape
>>6852942
I hope so.
>>6852928
that's not lapis
>>6852946
This fucking tumblr.
>>6852946
no
>tfw shit at everything
>>6852946
Kek, her really neck is like three times too long
>>6852959
she says yes
Pearl is cute
>>6853012
*a shit
>>6853001
>>6852996
not alone there
>>6853012
vomited
>>6847629
If Pink Diamond liked and is associated with hibiscuses that must mean she was pretty peaceful and loved Earth right? If Pink Diamond turns out to have been a good guy I wonder why Rose felt the need to kill her, maybe they both loved Earth but appreciated different things about it. If it turns out that Pink DIamond was working alongside Rose during the war and getting shattered was part of her plan I wonder what they are going to do with Jasper. She would have been so misguided and all this shit between Rose and PD and the war has left her life in a really tragic state.
>That episode where Andy becomes president and starts construction on a space wall to keep the gems out
>>6853044
I can't believe they had an episode with Carl and completely squandered his voice. Nothing he said was funny.
>>6853044
As i predicted this episode will only be remembered by /poltrads/
>>6853044
How do you feel about Andy DeMayo, /sug/?
>>6852946
This fucking blog.
http://guro-gems.tumblr.com/
>>6853064
The show already forgot about him in less then 2 episodes.
>>6853071
Is that fucking Shifu?
>inb4 actually appropriate "Who?" post
>>6853032
>crying is okay
unless if you have rhinitis,then it fucking sucks
>>6853095
It does look like his art and it is his signature.
>>6853071
Nice, I'm checking this one out.
The real question about adventures in light distortion is...
[spoiler]will Connie come with?[/spoiler]
>>6853159
she can't breath in space
>>6853176
They're in a spaceship, and Steven cant breath in Space either
>>6853159
I hope not. The less we see of Connie, the better.
>>6853196
>Steven cant breath in Space either
Bubbled proved otherwise
>>6852831
/sug/ will never die. at worst it'll just shrink down to how it was in 2014.
Then again, I didn't frequent /co/ for the downfall of the AT fandom, so I dunno how that went.
I have a fairly bad cold, can we post some cute or chill gems?
>>6853159
It'd be more believable for them to bring Lion along.
>>6853201
>Steven and the gems go on their biggest mission to date
>Connie not invited
Doubt they wouldn't ask her, but her parents will probably refuse to let her go.
>>6853159
I will kill myself if she does. No humans allowed.
>>6853258
>>6853258
>>6853258
Steven is for____
>>6853308
EISENHOWER
Prove them wrong just try it :^)
>>6853308
Saving the world
>>6853308
Becoming friends with.
>>6853308
hugging
>>6853318
shelby-rabara-confirms-perifags-are-autistic.png
>>6853258
.
>>6853315
>>6853320
I wish I could get a breaking point for Christmas.
>>6853308
Fusing with Lapis....forever....
>>6853258
>>6853258
>>6853258
.
>>6853326
I'm not going to lie I would love to hug Steven and not in some kind of perverted way if that's what your thinking.
I just think Steven is super cute and I bet he feels super cuddly.
Is it wrong to say this when I'm a guy?
>>6853258
>>6853433
I want to snuggle with Peridot
>>6853453
Steven seems like a great friend.
>>6853453
No, why would it be wrong? He a cute.