68th Reboot Trials
First 36
>>6840114
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>6840114
Tiny snek
Tori
Just give me a name
Seto Kaiba
Lala
The Player
>>6840114
Rinoa
Ha Seul
Santa
Bruno Buccellati
>>6840114
Madoka
Ash Crimson
Aran Ryan
Misuzu Gundou
Nagato
>>6840114
Crossfit Satan
>>6840114
Kurumi
>>6840143
>>6840111
It is, it is~. It's been centuries!
>>6840114
Miia
Launch
>>6840114
Astarte
Kongou
>>6840105
>Just as you say that - *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat*
>You are now covered in the freshest of seagull poop.
Poison
Seagull
Lilfella
Furry porn
A loli eating
Dave England
Starfire
You Watanabe
Toucannon
Takumi Hijirihara
USS Wisconsin
Defalt
>>6840194
le toucan has arrived
Eggman-kun
>>6840114
Okuyasu Nijimura
>>6840114
Naked Snake
A Wild Tyranitar
>>6840114
Anne Hanakoizumi
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>6840143
ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI!
>>6840162
Centuries? That sounds anormale
>>6840261
Arrivederci!
Seems like some old faces are back. 4 minutes for swaps and such.
>>6840272
Would you kindly swap me out for this man? P-please..
>>6840123
>>6840257
>>6840272
>>6840235
>>6840171
The soldier shall take my place, I have business to attend to.
>Whichhasnothingtodowithmeforgettingtocheckmywashingmachine
>>6840272
>Just swap Ryan out for next in line.
>>6840272
Let's go!
>>6840272
Kill, kill...
>>6840272
Ready.
>>6840272
Oh boy, I hope I win.
>>6840272
What a shame the inferior, B+ template himself hasn't lasted the full night..
Eh, that's one less opponent for me to handle.
Host, prepare this arena for full-on burial.
>>6840286
>>6840272
Actually if there is still time give her my position.
>>6840307
I wanna slap your boobs together.
>>6840272
Time to see what this Arena has to offer Buona fortuna
Sorry for the delay, I had to get up to do something. I hope I got everyone.
>>6840264
Hmmm...? Not for my kind~.
>>6840272
Hurry up, hurry up!
>>6840334
Hey, do you know how to work these things? Dr. Alphys gave them to me but didn't tell me how to use them.
>>6840341
Your kind, are you something unique?
>>6840334
To help me, why?
>>6840334
Nice, starting off with a kill
>>6840323
>decks the anon
>>6840334
Looks like I won't have to worry about breaking radio silence.
>>6840334
It seems those that usually do well are being hunted down at the start.
>>6840364
Duuuh. I'm a vampire, silly.
>She does have a fuckoff huge pair of wings.
>>6840334
This just isn't fair, it's not!
>>6840379
>file 404
>>6840379
Eh, you were already enough of a target for me last game. I'll show you mercy.
>>6840334
>Crossing her arms, thoughts of the manor flows back into the TMD's head.
Hehehehe... I was quite the creative mind, now to see if I still have it.
>>6840379
Hmph, this i'll prove useful. That'll never see it coming... certainly.
>>6840369
>starboards the Nagato
>>6840385
Oh a vampire, come il padre di Giorno
>>6840334
Can't human contraptions get any better nowadays, damn it?
>The demonic clone gives the malfunctioned radio a good few whacks of his fist, then replugs it back in to finish the job.
.. Better.
>>6840379
..Y-You are becoming a target quite quickly, caprine creature.
>>6840379
>>6840414
Hey, you're the one who got shot. Makes you more of a target than me.
>>6840424
You got any 7s?
>>6840424
It's some kind of plot . . .
>>6840414
>Surprises you
>Hits you with the "Rock Bottom"
>mugs for the crowd while taking off my armpads
>delivers "The People's Elbow"
>>6840424
Dammit...
>>6840424
Oh boy, a truck.
>>6840410
>lowers the anon into shark infested waters via davit
>>6840424
This is refreshing. I knew some fresh air would do me some good.
>>6840412
...Huuuh? Do what now?
>>6840424
The more, the merrier..
Now 'WATCH YOUR HEAD', will ya?
>>6840458
I've heard about a vampire before quindi è nulla di sorprendente . . . not as strange as somethings I've seen
>>6840424
Commentary will resume next slide
>>6840457
>swims around with my shark friends
>>6840476
Kehehe...that doesn't mean we're not any less scary, now does it?
>>6840478
>She puts a vase on the robot's destroyed body.
Perfect.
>>6840473
Darn it.
>Tori hands over the six of spades.
>>6840478
Hey, I'd really love it if you moved like ten feet away. Trust me, you're gonna be blown away by what I'll show you.
>>6840478
I didn't know snakes had ankles.
>>6840540
this hurts me.
>>6840522
As scary as a stand user, and just as difficult to handle
>>6840540
The spider must be his
>>6840540
The...family that lives together, dies together, I guess...this is really creepy. I'm gonna get outta here.
>>6840540
Oh, is Defalt gonna fall now too? I kinda hope not.
>>6840561
Hmm? A what user?
>>6840575
I'm a rat, I'll survive.
probably.
>>6840539
>She takes the six of spades, then lays her hand on the table.
....The deed is done.
>>6840494
>dumps chum into the water
>>6840575
I will emerge unscathed from this encounter.
>>6840575
At least I left you breathless!
>>6840586
...That's a really weird way to say that you got a pair.
>>6840575
Ocelot sure isn't wasting any time trying to get ahead.
>>6840594
Looks like you took the brunt of it.
>>6840612
I killed one person I believe.
>>6840612
Why am I always the one to fall during such events. Something feels off about it all.
>>6840438
I guess there's no surprise. I'm more focused on conquering this realm and dethroning the template who faces me to this day..
But you? It seems you handle more than what sparks the fuse.
>>6840478
>>6840540
As I thought. Didn't think you'd like arachnids in the first place, hm?
>>6840612
Got one claimed soul right here.
>Proudly, the demonic clone bring up the head of Takumi in his grip.
Now, what says you, mortal?
>>6840612
This game is gonna be a lot shorter than usual isn't it? Also, why do I get the impression that spider once belonged to an old enemy of his? >>6840632
Maybe you need to lose weight.
>>6840638
>Fuck me, I forgot the pic again.
>>6840608
...I see. So, I would say a pair if I got matching numbers, is that right?
>>6840580
I suppose its not a stretch to assume you wouldn't know, and I would have trouble explaining
>>6840654
Aw man, why'd you do that? I guess you'll make it next time D.
>>6840654
I have no excess weight to lose I'll have you know. I am as fit as ever!
>>6840688
Ah well, shit, maybe next time.
I just had to save a life.
>>6840693
You could lose some off that chest or that ass.
>>6840688
What have I told you people? If you guys listened, maybe you wouldn't die such humiliating deaths falling.
>>6840722
>>6840722
I will not get worked up over this. You are spouting lies and I have no time to listen to them.
>>6840684
Then show me? Duuh.
>>6840722
There is that Finn again. Guess he thought he was a real Russian.
>>6840741
Why do you think my chest is so much smaller? It's because I'm always running. That's only a side benefit of the whole thing for me though.
>>6840742
Non stand users can't see stands, queste cose hanno regole che conosci
>>6840654
..G-Gee, this is less fulfilling than The Vaudevillains' worth.
>>6840688
This Launch will win. My A+ riganomics can't lie in comparison to you-know-whom, right?
>>6840767
I run laps every morning as well as various other exercises.
>>6840767
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6840792
>rubs tum
you're fine the way you are
>>6840713
Uh-huh...
>Nods her head slowly.
I see. These games... are quite interesting.
>>6840767
....Human, I will not let up on your soul nor your body. Now, submit to me, and I may spare your life. May, being the key word...
>>6840767
There have been more disappointing ends, but that probably doesn't make this any less so. Probably embarrassing too. Congrats to our winner.
>>6840792
Seems you need to step it up if you want to get smaller and faster. But if you don't mind where you're at now then you can stay as you are. I certainly wouldn't mind.
>>6840815
>>6840823
Booooooo
>>6840823
>>6840833
Thanks for hosting
>>6840811
Go Fish is fun! Big bro and I play it a lot. I usually let him win, though. It makes him pretty happy.
>>6840823
Congrats, kiddo.
>>6840833
Thanks, host.
>>6840823
Congratulations Launch..
Thank you for letting us play..
I think I can do another if noone minds. I'll need a few to clean up and prepare the next round though.
>>6840815
>Immediately coughs up huge amounts of blood.
Agh..... no, no...
>Falls face first in the blood pool.
>>6840833
>Gets right back up, and cleans her face off.
....It was an end to be sure of.
>>6840847
You have a sibling? How... fascinating.
>>6840869
I'm game. Big bro says if you fight a lot, you'll get really strong. Then he complains about not getting in the Royal Guard despite fighting everyone he comes across.
>>6840789
Hmmm? Just try it anyways, silly.
>>6840833
Huuh. Congrats, blonde lady~. And thaaanks.
>>6840833
Grazie, for hosting
>>6840869
>>6840815
Do so instead of nitpicking over nothing. Thank you for hosting as well.
>>6840806
>lightly smacks your hand away
Stop doing that. I admire the complement atleast.
>>6840833
Thanks.
>>6840902
I'm just giving advice, don't take it the wrong way.
Now give me 36.
>>6840887
Yeah, he means well and he's really brave and cool, but he's also kinda an airhead.
>>6840921
Tori
>>6840921
Seth's dick
>>6840921
>>6840164
>>6840921
Yuubari a shit
>>6840892
Sono stato, stats are all unique to their users so it would be impossible to explain
>>6840921
Bruno Buccellati
>>6840921
My body is perfectly fin, thank you.
Nagato
>>6840921
Senshougahara
>>6840921
Hibiki
>>6840921
Charlotte
>>6840921
Our Guy Altintas
>>6840921
Rattlesnek
>>6840921
Misuzu
>>6840921
Kongou
>>6840921
Jigoku no Fubuki
>>6840921
SaniTY
>>6840921
Anal funtime
>sucks all the unsucked dicks in the thread
mmm mm mmm mmm good
>LF
>>6840921
Nenecchi
>>6840921
Classy Raven
>>6840921
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>6840921
Ash Crimson
>>6840921
Fumi Kanno
>>6840921
Anne Hanakoizumi
>>6840921
Samario
>>6840937
Worst sssnek
>>6840921
Kneesocks Daemon
>>6840983
>scares
>>6840921
Old Snek
>>6840921
Okuyasu Nijimura
>>6840921
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>6840921
Kurumi
>>6840941
Just show me, silly!
>>6841016
>>6840921
The GETBACKERS
>>6841016
>>6841040
>oops
fire emblm makes me horny
>ramsay
>>6841009
betray
>>6840934
Hehehehe... he sounds like a nice sibling to be around with. Tis wonderful to hear that monsters can have such bonds.
>>6841067
Nah, not even close.
>>6841066
LF's niggerdick makes me crave for more!
>KK
circumcised dick makes me horny
>KK
>>6841036
He has been with me since you asked the first time.
>>6841069
Yeah, I don't know what I'd do without him.
Family is pretty dang important down in the Underground. I assume it's the same for humans, too.
>>6841081
i work alone for jail in the city that betray
>cody
You guys know the drill
>>6841136
No I don't...what's the drill?
>>6841144
4 mins for swaps and stuff until we begin.
>>6841127
Yeah? I hope that works out for you, pal.
>>6841141
What's the deal? Is it supposed to be hot in here or something?
>>6841160
Oh! Well in that case...uh...swap me with...uhm...them!
>>6840998
>>6841136
Whelp, first in line. Let's go!
>>6841111
For humans... I wouldn't know. Since, I am not human any longer. I am, a TMD or Timenoid.
>>6841192
They are already in, but if you mean to swap places then I see no harm
>>6841173
you poson jessica but city betray
>cody
>>6841208
I too, identify as timenoid kin.
>>6841136
Let's start this
>
>>6841173
I can't believe I'm late again.
>>6841102
....Huuh? That silly little thingy behind you? That's it? Aaww....
>>6841136
Go, Go!
>>6841226
Move faster next time, slowpoke~.
>>6841136
We've made it just in time~!
>"Time to kick some ass, then maybe grab a lunch later or something."
>>6841212
But everyone is already in.
>>6841173
what would happened if i join you side
>cody
Karl-Anthony Towns
>>6841136
Khorosho.
>>6841235
But I just got here!
>>6841136
Swap please.
>>6840991
>>6841226
>>6841239
Sometimes people come in at the last second and people swap them in.
Now, we begin.
>>6841136
>>6841226
swap!!!
>>6841136
Buona fortuna!
>>6841223
Another stand user?
>>6841235
It can do more than stand, but its stupid to reveal secrets casually
hgbiuiguhgiuwghwegoiweigjeoiewoinweoirnoiewjriwej- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
That's the sound I make when I'm slobbing on KK's knob.
>LF
>>6841260
>>6841263
>>6841266
You're too late.
>>6841208
A...Timenoid.
Can't say I've ever heard of that before.
>>6841263
...Y-You're lucky I'm not a guy. Just...just don't do that again.
>Garfielf opens the thread door slowly and enters the thread quietly
>after entering the thread Garfielf slowly closes the thread door
I want to zip Bruno's zippers, if you know what I mean
>>6841136
Defalt?
>>6841220
Really? You're still hung up about her?
>>6841225
Hell, I think it feels pretty comfortable in here, to be honest...
>>6841245
I dunno, man. You really up for joining Mad Gear? You know a lot about gangs?
Anyone here has played through Deus Ex games? Are they worth it?
>>6841263
..Failure. A bitter taste is left on my tongue. I will never be ready to face my nemesis at this pace.
>>6841263
What the hell?!
>>6841263
Jackass...
>>6841259
I'll host again just so you have a shot, but I don't wanna go back and delay this further because I'm slow as it is.
>>6841313
no deal i go alone
>cody
>>6841308
VERY LATE DEFALT*
>>6841300
Spogliami?
>>6841327
I suppose my luck ran out in the last game
>>6841263
Damn waste of time, as usual.
>>6841323
You'll get used to it. You'd better, anyway. It'll happen a lot.
>>6841327
>old snek feels old
Snake....had a hard life
>>6841327
>old snek feels old
>>6841327
No, it's fine.
I got more important things to do anyways.
Like figuring out how to control these girl's clones.
>>6841315
They are fun, but only if you're into that kind of game
The first Deux Ex feels a bit dated but is still playable.
more recent Deus Ex games like Mankind Divided are very different than the original, but good in their own way
>fund a qt slime girl
>Queen's blade
Oh
>>6841287
Really? I think it is you who's too late.
>>6841263
Why does everyone like scaring me?
>>6841348
Bruno, can you do me a favour?
Can you unzip your dick?
>>6841313
It's not the room that's hot.
>>6841327
I was already falling asleep, so yeah, sure.
>>6841365
If I'm not missing much from the first Deus Ex I'll go with Human Revolution then Mankind Divided.
>>6841327
Well, alright, it gets lonely sometimes. Especially without Sans. Sue me.
>>6841222
>Immediately, a electric charged rock falls down on the 'Timenoid'
Perish.
>>6841263
>A flaming rock falls down to the ground besides Astarte, then a spring launches the rock into the air, knocking down some pillars. Those pillars then, knocks over a set of loose buildings, which triggers a land mine to explode. And finally... a huge explosion erupts from the victims feet.
....Beautiful.
>>6841291
We're a race that existed before humans, giving them knowledge and such.
>>6841327
Agh! I-I... thought... my tra-
>She quickly dies with her bones broken.
>>6841327
I think Ocelot and that one have a history.
>>6841364
Alright, better luck next time.
>>6841380
I was fashionably late.
You were just late.
>>6841327
I know this sign, I know exactly who put them here...
>>6841411
S-snake?
>>6841399
You should really play the first Deus Ex, it's still considered one of the best games of all time for a reason.
>>6841415
I'll have you know I'm very fashionable! Look!
>She strikes a fashionable pose
>>6841354
It will happen often. I will never get used to it. It is simply not my way.
>>6841420
If they're all connected story-wise then I'll start with the Frist one. Thank you.
>>6841410
did you just assume my dimension? I identify as a fourth dimensional figure so you cant drop lesser dimension items on me without disassociating my identity you cis scum now I have PTSD great
>>6841386
non lo farò
>>6841259
Aaaand? Be faster anyways!
>>6841269
Really? But that's boring! It's just boring, isn't it??
>>6841327
Him? You're a damn comedian, aren't you?
>>6841391
I know I'm a good looking lady, but there are plenty of those around here. What makes me so special, huh?
>>6841411
Just try me!
>>6841435
It's passable.
But just look at this!
>
>>6841447
Storywise, the first one doesn't connect that clearly, since the first game has several endings and they somehow tried making them all canon at the same time.
>>6841464
>lady
>>6841411
Remember the good times Ban?
>"What times are you referring to exactly?"
>>6841269
You a stand user too?
>>6841455
Do it ya fat bitch
>>6841411
Rubble didn't kill that snake. The one before was less fortunate huh?
running in the 90s
>>6841462
I can go at any pace I want!
>>6841287
Sorry..
>>6841327
I'm more attuned to magical traps rather than these explosive ones..
>>6841411
>He just sobs uncontrollably.
>>6841410
Didn't do too well at that if they still believed we were gonna kill them all.
>>6841411
Oh, my God, it's worse than Big Bro's cooking!
>>6841411
It's a traditional russian meal.
Apple pita with a side of Gatorade.
>>6841436
Are you sure? You'd probably have a better time of it if you just came to terms with that simple fact.
>>6841489
>old snek feels old
>looks down the barrel of a gun
>respirator broken
Is he gonna be ok?
>>6841462
I am not the type to sentono il bisogno di dimostrare a me stesso
>>6841481
If I wasn't then how would I have seen yours?
>>6841483
No
>>6841489
Oh, there's a yuubari floating next to me
>>6841489
Huh? Alone..? But Mr. Terumi is with me..
>>6841454
Perish.
>A lightning pole shoots up from the ground, and begins generating electricity near the 'Timenoid'.
>>6841492
>We still fight.
>>6841502
Indeed... which is why I am going to kill everything that threats the world. Humans and Timenoids.
>>6841464
You've got style for miles and a personality to match. I dig it.
>>6841489
Boats with boats, snakes with snakes.
Also, would someone mind making a thread once this one is used up?
>>6841499
Whatever...
>Damn it, something just came up.
>>6841520
Right. So what's yours called and what does it do?
>>6841542
Wure.
>>6841489
Silly human! I don't care! Kahaha!
>>6841497
Not if you want things to go your way~.
>>6841520
Hmmmh. Would you have to show me if I attacked you?
>>6841542
I'm not tired....
>>6841533
...Not monsters?
>>6841542
Two dots for eyes, circle for a head, a wide grin, and you got Sans!
>>6841542
It tastes like chicken.
>>6841505
You ready to remove kebab? Turks fucked up big time now
>>6841546
You could come to be my enemy, why would I tell you my abilities?
>>6841555
It depends on the attack
>>6841508
That implies I give up to understand and harness the constricting energies of this realm. I will not do that. It is against the very nature of my creation.
>>6841542
>He jumps out of his sleep and starts coughing while gripping his throat.
H-huh..? Why's my throat so sore..?
>>6841544
Ah, farewell then Sir..
>>6841542
Not a preferred meal of mine but whatever fills you up in the end.
>>6841465
Woah! Very cool!
>She strikes another one
>>6841542
Oh, seems that snake didn't like his snake. Anyone else remembering Snakes on a Plane right now?
>>6841572
Heh, you really wanna try to understand this place? Be my guest. You'll just get a massive headache.
>>6841556
Monsters only do what is necessary for living. I have no qualms with them.
Do we have an actual Suu ava? Just wondering.
>>6841542
Goddamit! You were supposed to watch over it!
>>6841590
Next time I'll break you another thing!
>>6841570
I called mine The Hand because of it can erase the space between shit with its right hand. When I erase the space between things it merges them like nothing happened, where I can use it like this
>The Hand swipes shooting a cresent of energy to erase the space between you and teleports you infront of me
Badass power if you ask me
>>6841590
Slam, bam, thank you ma'am!
>>6841599
...You're who the legends are talking about!
>>6841586
Hey, that's a pretty swell pose.
>>6841590
I don't think I'd trust someone named 'Poison' anyway...
New thrad
>>6841626
>>6841590
Rebar and anal, not a good combination but both involve death today.
>>6841591
I do not see the merit of having my Mental Model react to human illnesses and conditions that go beyond emotion. Will being vulnerable to cranial pressure benefit me somehow?
>>6841623
The legend? What legend do you speak of?
>>6841636
I thought I was good enough at cooking.. At least enough to not get sick..
>>6841651
Oh, you take things literally? This is gonna be 'real' fun. Maybe you should tell me about yourself before we go any further.
>>6841612
Dangerous power, and now I know if we fight to remove your right hand. I can see you aren't lying about that being its only power . . . so why did you tell me?
[Buccellati]