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Pokephilia thread Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most

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Pokephilia thread
Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most
Post your desired harem
Post the pokemon you want to breed
Pokewaifu and pokewaifu(male) allowed

Topic of the thread: Why do pokehusbandos kill threads?
(seriously though what happened?)
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Also ultra beasts need more love
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what happened to the other thread while i was gone?
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>>6832170
trash sped up and pushed the thread to 404ville + no eurobros bumping the thread overnight
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Asking from last thread. I would have bumped but it vanished so fast.

Anyone know where I an get buy this doujin from?
The pixiv page of it has nothing, no link at all.
I don't honestly have to directly ask the guy do I?
I don't think it helps that I don't know Jap
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>>6832170
I noticed someone changed the OP from pokewaifu(male) to pokehusbando last thread.
I don't really get but I guess that killed interest for some people.
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>>6832313
It's for a con.
AkA physical only
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>>6832350
>I'll never get to see the one Lopunny doujin that I thought looked good
*sob*
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>>6832367
What makes you say that?
Plenty of these doujins from kemoket get scanned and put up on sadpanda.
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>>6832377
Really?
I hope so.

>You wake up on Christmas morning
>See this under your tree
>What do?
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I want primarina(male) to fuck my pokemon!
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>>6832452
>Not fucking the Primarina yourself
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My Eevee is a slutty size queen! What do I do?
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>>6832452
male primarina on famale incineroar is also good
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>>6832591
>drop your Eevee off at daycare, whole place is full of aggressive and horny male Pokemon desperate for a female to mate with
>your poor little Eevee is backed into a corner, surrounded by massive throbbing poke-cocks
>she yelps as an Ursaring grabs her and forces his entire length down her throat, pumping her tiny stomach full of musky spunk
>a Charizard grabs her next, laying his oversized member on her stomach, its length overshadowing her petite quivering body
>thrusts as much as he can, causing her stomach to bulge obscenely with a rhythmic squelching sound
>3 days of non-stop fucking passes
>you arrive back to find your Eevee eagerly sucking a Tyranitar off while an Arcanine mounts her from behind, she casts you a lust filled glance at the moment of climax, as she is filled with gallons of thick creamy semen racing to impregnate her fertile womb
>she slumps off the oversized cocks and waddles over to you, her stomach visibly bloated and legs shaking from the earth-shattering sex she's been having
>she whines and begs not to leave yet
>you smile and tell the daycare man to keep her for a few more days
>her eyes light up in pure ecstasy as she's dragged back into the daycare by a hulking Machamp, eager to resume her services to the brutes within
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>>6832621
Male primarina is the best in general
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Audino has a nice butt
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>>6832092
I feel as if way too many threads are being made at once, and it's drowning out everything else.
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>>6832804
That is a GOAT tier snoot.
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Zangoose is soft!
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>>6832170
>>6832247
/trash/ is going so fast because that guy who does nothing but reply to the OP of every bumpable thread on page 10 is back.
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>>6832902
The softest
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>>6832092
I'm going to eat all of Latios' semen and leave none for himself
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Will we ever see that lati@s bodyswap doujin?
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>>6833443
i wonder what they're saying??
also, i thought there was only one latios and one latias?
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>>6833465
literally watch the end scene of the movie and look up some dex entries

theres an entire separate group of them that show up and it's confirmed in the games themselves that there are multiple, lati@s aren't mythical beings
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>>6833465
There never was. Remember tobias' latios? Nurse Joy's latias? Those are unrelated to the movie pair.
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How would you customize your pokemon?
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>>6833556
>>6833535
okay okay i get it.
still, does any know what they are saying in the picture?
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Disastermon here,
Forcing myself to write this morning, so you can expect a new greentext later today, sorry for the delay, I'll try to keep it in decent quality like the others, hf gl, and keep fuckin your pokemon!!
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>>6833843
>was going to write today
>Pokémon Prism getting taken down completely derailed everything
J U S T
Anyways, good luck Disaster.
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>>6833872
Rip, just keep calm, and fuck on, my friend
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>>6833872
>Posting the censored version
555-come-on-now
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>>6833652
I brand a heart over their uterus
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Cum inside your pokemon everyday!
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>>6833905
when you do that, do the pokemon have poke-human hybrid kids? i've always wondered that...
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>>6833913
Will your dog get human-dog hybrid kids when you come inside her?
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>>6833905
Even the males?
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>>6833931
Yes.
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>>6833913
Maybe if your pokemon is in the human-like egg group.
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>>6833927
no, i'm not sure what would come out then either...
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>>6833913
>>6833927
>>6834000
I imagine that if they're close enough to a human (human-like egg group) then it's possible to breed with that pokemon.
Although as per usual, the female's traits would be passed down, not the males.
So depending on if the pokemon or trainer was female, would choose which species it is, of course, that's just my guess.
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>>6834000
Your cum. Nothing else.
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>>6833652
Steel and Bug anon here

>Metagross gets painted in the same pattern as pic related.

>Scizor gets CADPAT BDUs and a plate carrier

>Ferrothorn gets a chainmail cover to put ontop of her shell, and I'd weave branches and vines through it to make some cool camoflage.

>Aggron gets a dog collar with a tag on it that says his name on one side, and "Good boy" under it.

>Magnezone is given an electronically operated crane arm under it, so it can just pick stuff up like a pokemon that has arms.

>Empoleon is given her own CADPAT uniform like Scizor and gets cool aviators.
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>>6834069
This isn't war, Anon, this is a thread for lewd pokemon. Make those pokemon lewd, not rude.
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>>6834042
Good because giving birth to a mudsdale sounds like an ordeal
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>>6833931
Especially the males
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>>6834100
That wouldn't happen anyways because the female decides the species of pokemon that is born, so even if a mudsdale and human could mate it would just produce a human baby.
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>>6834117
Thats why i said it's good.
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>>6832452
Shit, dude, I want primarina(male) to fuck me
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>>6834117
Unless it was a male trainer humpin a female Mudsdale
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>>6834136
>jrhnbr

Humans would probably pass down some shitty ivs and no egg moves though, so your son/daughter would be garbage.
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>>6834086
The request was how I would customize them.

I find uniforms fucking hot, and that crane arm can grab more than just bottles.
Metagross's paintjob means no one will question why my semen is covering her face, and just assume it's fresh paint.
Ferrothorn's camo means we can just play in public, and most people wont question why a man is laying under a shrub.
Aggron would also mount me in the bedroom, and ruin my ass while he makes dog sounds, and I meow like a cat.

Consider the above and come back to me.
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>>6834095
Would fug
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>>6834152
>that crane arm can grab more than just bottles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNOmZ4l4v54
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>>6834150
That'd be no different with this generation's children then from the pokemon world.
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>>6834164
If it makes my pokemon happy, I'm willing to bond with them.
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>>6834198
20 bucks says you're a millennial.
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Why do the most common pokemon have the least amount of porn?
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>>6834224
most people don't find birds hot.

sorry bud.
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>>6834215
I never said I wasn't shit tho, least I can do something semi useful and write fics for you guys ;-;
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>>6833652
i'm a bugbro but i think do some paint in their shells but nothing that would stay on their bodies forever.
and make my leavanny make grass clothes for everyone, and make a team shirt
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>>6834234
Fuck, I guess I owe you 20 bucks now.

Could I convince you to write a story about an exasperated master trying to his hardest to deal with having a sluggish slowpoke maid?

>>6834095

Cum feeding or cum in food/tea is encouraged, but I get it if you're not into that.
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>>6834234
Are you up for taking more ideas for fics?
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>>6834278
You could with that 20$ ;)

Nah, but I'll add it to my list of ideas as usual, cum feeding/cum in meals with their victim being unsuspecting has always been a strange kink to me, but I do sometimes find it arousing.
As for a sluggish slowpoke maid, strange idea, so the more want I have to do it ^.^

I can't promise anything though, right now working on the Maractus fic that was voted like 2 days ago, have to do another fic as an xmas gift for a friend, and then I'll hold another vote, little on schedule right now XD

But while some might think of this as stressful, I think of it as motivation to write, the more want, the better.
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>>6834043
I'm going to make sure my cum can't leave their bodies
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>>6834306
I'm always taking more ideas, the way I have it worked out is the more ideas, the more votes I can do for fics that people want the most, and the more choices I have if I want to write a fic on my own, but with this, I can't promise that any fic will get written, it's really a contest with the most popular demand on the less popular mons, unless there's something I want to write
[spoiler] One of those ideas may or may not include some tail play with a ninetales [/spoiler]
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>>6834336
Well I'm not sure about them being less popular but how about a brocon latias and a no-nonsense latios get genderswapped?
Inspired by pic related.
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>you will never feed your pokemon cum soaked food

also is this emulateable yet so that I can take these screenshots myself instead of getting tumblr images
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>>6834371
>>6834380
The idea is definitely unusual enough to make me want to do it, but I think they're just too high on the popularity contest to make me want to do anything with em, I'll keep it on my notepad tho)
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>>6834485
But they aren't since they're legendaries and that automatically triggers and repels people from them
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>>6834507
I see a lot of Latios and Latias (maybe not fics), and it seems like they're a little different there because there are groups of them instead of just say 1 single legendary, but triggered people will always be triggered, no matter the case
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>>6834336
How about a fic of Arceus masturbating alone because no one ever finds a reason to visit them, with the troubles of both people and pokemon alike always being solved by some other big name legendary? Arceus' loneliness a result of their status backfiring upon them when it comes time to be loved.
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>>6834315
Well thanks for considering it. Creative types who offer their services to anons truly are the MVP.
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>>6832415
sit on that sexy rod of course
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>>6834613
I want tsareena to dominate me.
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>>6834655
Don't act like just cuz it's added to my list, it won't get made, here's a simpler way of thinking how I do things

1: 5 choice vote of random/oldest ideas I have (1 vote per anon, will be hosted in strawpoll until I find a better idea)
2: I really like that idea so do it in-between a voted winner
3: It's written because of a special occasion or friend (bday, xmas, that sorta thing)

So most of the ideas on my list actually find a way of at least getting into the voting spotlight
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>>6834655
>>6834710
SO FRET NOT ANON, AS YOUR REQUEST MIGHT ONE DAY BE THE REQUEST THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!
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>>6834710
Look forward to whatever you do next man, I didnt miss trhe maractass fic did i?
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>>6834657
Good answer, but I'd probably wrap my lips around it first.
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>>6834315
>ywn take dirty photos of your pokemon without them knowing
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>>6834710
>>6834725
<3
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>>6834753
Nope, I'm working on that one right now, it was delayed due to a few IRL things/writer's block
>[spoiler] When you are just too into Sliskes endgame on Runescape, yet the labyrinth takes you 6 hours [/spoiler]

>>6834768
Who says she didn't know?
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>>6834788
aha, yeah runescape took a lot of hours from me too.... never made it to endgame though....
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>>6834809
Currently I have a main account with a completionist cape, and an Ironman that's round 80 average stats (2 quests from getting into priff)
And then an osrs account with 20-50 stats except for that 85 fishing, Sharks make bank my dude
But can't do that right now, gotta work on that Maractus fic!!!!
[spoiler] I'm secretly lonely and am using this as a way to get a discussion to talk with friends, but they'll never know [/spoiler]
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>>6834788
>>6834809
Every time I get the slight urge to start playing Runescape again, I remember that losing your membership also means you practically lose your bank access and that grinding for high-level quests is cancer. Seriously, why do members items take up f2p bank slots?
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>>6834845
Hehheh, Well once i run over to Jimmy jhons or something i'm going to resume work on my music - gotta get the woodwinds in there and start building that overly complex shit that consistantly fades in and out.
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>>6834874
I remember playing too much in the way of castle wars....
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>>6834874
Not anymore, they changed that IIRC, where you can now sell your members items on the GE even if you're in a f2p world, so you can buy a bond and get your membership back, been paying for membership since 2012 with bonds, ez members, ez life, and the grind has been made easier, but if you really simplify it, Runescape is just a glorified cookie clicker with combat, which might be why it's so addictive
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>>6834925
Yeah, I noticed that they have prices now, but I also don't want to sell a huge chunk of the stuff I amassed just to play again. Now is as good a time to play as any due to it being break, and yet...
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>>6834224
Because people don't associate them with value, as they are so common. People don't assign characteristics to common pokemon because they aren't sought after enough for care to be put towards them.
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What is your opinion of Heliolisk pokefuckers?
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>>6835038
Heliolisk needs more love
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>>6835038
i like heliolisk, it's a cute pokemon
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>>6832630
Why did I get a boner
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>>6835009
It's very easy to make money if you do decide to start playing again, It really comes down to, can you make about 15m in 2 weeks to get another bond? (rs3) or if osrs 3m in 2 weeks? if so, that's your infinite membership
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>>6835038
Heliolisk is for lewd
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>>6835178
>you will never pass the time waiting for the pizza delivery guy to show up by bouncing quarters off that ass
>you will never tip the pizza guy with those same quarters, all 30 of them due to being too lazy to pick them up off the floor
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would you a gardejew?
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>>6835286
Pizza guy's back

Very much approve of the Heliolisks
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>>6835816
No but i would a hypno
Also female hypno needs more porn
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Alright, I've hit a bit of a block with the current Track, Someone suggest another song from PMD for me to use as inspiration.
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Nidoqueen is erotic!
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>>6836136
I, Disastermon, Recommend with high amounts of request, you take inspiration from Serene Village, was one of my favorite tracks from super mystery dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBVu7hDgdOw
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>you wake up in the middle of the night to see this at the foot of your bed
What do?
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>>6836176
Tell her to go home, she's drunk
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>>6836176
Fucking scream holy shit
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>>6836167
Hmmm, I actually really like this idea - would give me a reason to pull out my flutes and whistles once more too. I'll see what i can do.
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Reminder to get your pokemon regularly checked for pokerus
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>>6836240
I just love how happy it felt, like a home, you felt safe, and I loved that, I want to see what you can do with inspiration towards that, happy music making, Anon!

Also, why is her pussy blushing?
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>>6836242
>happening again
>pokerus
Pick one.
The proportions are really awkward too.
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>>6836258
Haah fuck i have no idea. I assume some sort of strange japanese thing or someone really just wanted a blushing pussy.

Yeah, it was so calming and actually serene, and even thinking back to standing on that hill makes me smile. its a good change of pace from the ambient, loopiness that makes what i've been working on..
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>>6836332
I'm gonna judge by the english signature that that picture is not japanese.
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>>6836176
look at this lovable retard wondering directly onto my dick
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>>6834671
Tsareena is fantastic.
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Fuck it turns out i've not played the flute for so long i cant hit the upper partials...
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>>6836408
Sounds like you'd give a fun time
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>>6836650
wow look at this

this bitch might have the braincell count comparable to a brick but at least she knows the one thing she needs to know

and that is how to please my dick
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>>6836624
Keep going!! You can do it mang!!

As for me, I finished the Maractus fic rough draft, now I'm waiting for my friend to get off work or whatever and revise it, I don't know how long that'll take, so it could be you guys will have to wait until later tonight ;-;
I'M SORRY!!!
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>>6836447
what the fuck is on her mouth? is that a baby pacifier or something?
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>>6836833
bimbo lips, brah
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>>6836806
Hehheh, i just decided it was better to use the Irish/penny whistle for the melody- im going to actually try to record something today so - it might no be until later tonight that i have something remotely presentable, but If my thoughts are right on this it will sound vaguely like serene village with a bit of open pass and some of the time passage music [by that i mean the tracks that would play when idly chatting or walking with your friends home from school]
Its an interesting idea- now let's see if i can pull it from my head!

>>6836833
I believe them be lips man, the niggest of lips.
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Delivery!
Who ordered 1 virgin gardevoir?
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Poke hut's got one angsty sandslash, Who wants her?
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Turkey was a mistake. Anatolia is Byzantine land. Deus Vult. Remove Kebab.
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>>6837103
Where do I sign?
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>>6836868
>>6836880
egh, i hate it when artists do bimbo/nigger lips, it looks so stupid
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>>6834336
Heres something thats never been done before.
Straight male gardevoir
>so rare I can't even find a pic to go along with this post
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>>6837531
>straight male gardevoir
i was going to say "where the fuck were you?" until you said "straight"
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>>6837531
a very popular pokemon, makes me less wanting to do it, even if it's the idea that isn't common
I mean, I can add it to my notepad, could be a funny little story of somethin like, F trainer thinks the gardevoir she got is a girl, finds out it's a male, embarrassment turns into lewd, den dey fug
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>>6837565
All the stuff i can find involving male gardes is either gay or solo.
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>>6837565
Didnt take long to find in my shit - though there's definitely not much
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some interesting stuff with a male ralts though.
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And besides Gallade makes for a much sexier male
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>>6837600
wew this image reeks of oc
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>>6837693
indeed it does, I have no involvement of it though, I just posted cuz male straight gardevoir
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Hey i found another
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would you a ayy lmao?
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I dont think i would that.
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Anyone have any good Resharam porn?
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I wanna fuck an owl
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>>6837761
but the question stands, is it incest or masturbation?
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>>6837689
Why are Gallade-on-Gardevoir lewds so fucking scarce? These two are literally from the same line.
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>>6837902
good question, this might actually ber the only other one i have and thats just vaguely so
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>>6837935
also i wonder if there's some glalie X froslass porn
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>>6834069
Takes me back to the days of the great Pokémon war...
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>>6837935
forgot the file bloody hell, As i've stated before, i've got too much of this shit saved - though most of it's from the random boorus around.
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>>6837947
I'll take a look around, if i dont already have it, it shouldnt be too hard to find
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Male primarina is such a stud
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I am honestly finding nothing. Fond some wierd comic thing. Wew - proPortions though.
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>>6838195
>>6838199
>ywn feel her rubbery pinniped body slap rhythmically against your asscheeks as he rams you from behind, whispering sweet melodies in your ear.

why even live
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>>6838253
>her rubbery pinniped body
>he rams you from behind

got a little mixed up there
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And this thing
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>>6837882
God damn she so sexy....
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>>6838270
has science gone too far?
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Disastermon here,
Should be ready to post the fic in a few minutes, did you want me to greentext in this thread? or should I wait till the next? up to you anons
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>>6838270
>le creepy realistic pokemon xDDD
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Caught a female Passimian. Need a name for it now. Also more female porn of it.
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>>6838430
I think you're good in this thread, its only halfway to the bump limit
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>>6838495
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>>6838270
i would
there's not much wobbuffet porn though
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>>6838509
It's like 10 posts, but if you say so, I'll spam out the Maractus greentext, enjoy!
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>>6838543
>You are a lonesome traveler.
>You've tried impressing the ladies before, but it's all been a failure.
>You can't dance well, you were never a trainer, you may have good looks, but that's not enough to get yourself a female trainer.
>You sigh, but you have heard of someone who can help, a Pokemon to be exact.
>Maracti tend to live nearby the desert towns, and you just so happen to be traveling there.
>It is said that they have a love for dancing, and that some here are even happy to teach men, women, and even other pokemon for free.
>You've heard rumors that some will even come to Nimbasa City for some dancing lessons, or give a show to the locals and tourists alike.
>They're wild pokemon, so no one will care if you try to ask and get some help.
>This is your plan at least, but of course, you expect something to go wrong.
>You have always had a bit of bad luck on your side.
>As per usual though, you don't let it get to you, and instead enjoy the risk and challenge.
>At least that's one way you think of it to make you happier.
>You continue to Nimbasa city, the homeland of Unova as some might say.
>It seems like the best place to stay, closest to Desert Resort, which is where Maracti live, and it is your best chances at picking up a girl.
>After what seems like hours of running through different routes, you finally make it to Nimbasa City.
>You're too tired to explore around, your eyes are basically closed already.
>You find the nearest Pokemon Center to stay at, getting a good night's sleep.
"At least the nurse was kind to me, long time since that's happened..."
>You fall asleep, relaxed at the comfiness of the center, enjoying it.
>You wake up, early in the morning.
>You've always been a bit of an early bird.
>You walk out of the Pokecenter, thanking the nurse there.
>You now take a walk around Nimbasa City.
"So this is what people are always excited for, when they call this the heart of Unova... Yeah, I like it."
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>>6838558
>You shrug, continuing on after that little detour, still with your goal heavily embedded in your mind.
>You didn't see any Maracti anywhere in that exploration.
"They could either be coming now, or just not coming by today. I'll just head off to the desert. That's my only hope at this point, really."
>You rush off excitedly down route 4, out of Nimbasa City.
>You're so excited, you almost miss the Maracti walking down route 4, on their way to Nimbasa.
>You try to walk up to them slowly, as to not startle them.
"Hey, Maractuses? The two of you? Are you willing to help me out with a problem?"
>The Maracti turn around to look towards you. "Ractus?"
>You just now comprehend how adorable they both look, but don't let that distract you.
"I wish to learn how to dance better, see, I've been lonely for a while, and I think if I were to impress a girl with some dancing, I could win her over, it's silly I know, but I hope you take up my request and help me... Please?"
>The Maracti look over at eachother, seems like they're talking together, before they look back towards you.
>"Maractus!!" They both nod eagerly, happy to teach you it seems.
"Really? Thanks, this was my la-whoa!!"
>They're now quickly dragging you with them away into the Desert Resort.
>They find a comfy spot that doesn't have much of a sandstorm going at all, you can see them both clearly, and You find the little cacti adorable.
>"Mara! Maractus!!" They're both yelling out happily towards you, as they start to do their dance.
>You can see them wiggling their hips, arms, and moving their legs in different motions, but it all seems so impressive, so nice to watch.
>"Mara!" They say as they beckon you over to join them.
>Nervously, yet willing to try, you join in with them, doing the same motions as they are.
>You for some reason feel more relaxed while doing their dance, and keep going as now the two Maracti are watching you perform instead.
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>>6838574
>You can see slight blush from them both as they cheer you on, so you keep dancing with the rhythm your body has.
>You keep going until you feel almost exhausted.
"Thanks for the tips... Maybe this will help me finally get a girl."
>They are still blushing slightly, but smile at you, "Maractus?"
>You're not entirely sure what they're saying, so instead you thank them and walk off on your way.
>You don't notice them blushing hard, following slightly behind you, watching you as you leave.
>You finally make it back to Nimbasa City and start the same dance as you learned from the Maracti.
>Some notice you and can't help but watch, they're amused from your dance, but also slightly calmed it seems, or so you think.
>You keep going until your dance is over, which is when they laugh at your dance.
>Many of them laughing at your strange movements.
>You suddenly realize, this sort of dance is only cute on Maracti, it's just awkward when a human does it.
>You walk back off to Route 4, embarrassed, but it's not like this hasn't happened before.
>You just shrug it off, a little sad that it didn't work, but don't care.
"Why did I think that was going to work?"
"I should've known better, I'm smarter than this, nothing ever works my way."
>You just sigh deeply, walking past the road to Desert Resort, giving it a little look, before continuing on.
>You're suddenly stopped by something pulling you back to Desert Resort.
>It's not all that strong of a pull, you're able to resist it, but look back behind you.
>You notice those two who taught you how to dance trying to pull you with them.
"You two? again? What is it now? Your dance didn't work, so I was going to leave."
>"Maractus!!" They shout, it seems they want you to follow them.
>You have nothing better to do, so you follow them, unsure of why they want you with them.
"So why is it you want me? I'm not interested in trying to dance again, that failed.".
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>>6838591
>The Maracti shake their heads, they try to push you to sit down, so you let them, sitting on the desert sand.
"So what is it you two want of me?"
>They both climb close to you, each of em kissing your cheeks, making you blush hard, but stay still.
>They jump back from you suddenly, one seems embarrassed, nervous, while the other is eager to do what they have planned.
"Is.. this some kind of joke?"
>Both of them shake their heads no, they start to move a little slower, turning to eachother, but facing you, giving their hips a wiggle.
>This is when you finally notice their round posteriors just barely covered, most of it being vulnerable to touch.
"I... alright... you've convinced me to stay..."
>They both smile widely, the eager one French kissing the shy one, the shy one just accepting it as you can only watch, blushing yet aroused.
"Is...this a dance for you two?"
>They break the kiss and nod at you with longing eyes, looking at the bulge between your legs.
>You can only anticipate what they'll do next.
>The eager one is quick to sit in your lap, wiggling her cute, supple behind in your lap.
>She's rubbing her large, round behind on your bulge.
>You see no spikes anywhere back there, it all seems so smooth, so squeezable.
>Just as you're about to give her backside a little squeeze, the shy one climbs onto your chest.
>She turns away from you, so you have just a bootyful view of her smaller, but petite, butt.
>You enjoy the view happily, letting your thoughts such as "Why am I so hard for a cactus? Why do I want to fuck these cacti?" slip away.
>You're just enjoying what you're receiving, not caring about who or what it's receieved from.
>You feel your pants get pulled off from the one sitting in your lap.
>She starts to envelop your hard-on between her cheeks, rubbing up and down, letting you feel the soft warmth.
>Just as you're starting to let out a moan, the petite Maractus sits on your face.
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>>6838620
>You continue to moan under her, starting to lick the shy Maractus' pussy.
>Her juices taste incredibly refreshing, so you just dig your tongue deep into her, licking all around her insides.
>You feel the thicc Maractus still grinding against your throbbing erection, seems she doesn't want to stop at all until you're fully pleased.
>After digging your tongue deeper into the petite Maractus, they both get off you, both of em kneeling down in front of you.
>They both start to lick along your hard-on, being very careful of their spikes.
>You start to moan in pure pleasure, sitting back and letting them work.
>The eager Maractus starts to take you into her mouth, only able to fit around half of your length into her tight throat.
>She gags a bit but licks very hard, her lips surprisingly soft and sealed around your member.
>The petite one is kneeling down further, licking along what the other Maractus isn't able to take, until she finally starts licking at your sack, sucking on it.
>You're moaning in pure pleasure, feeling the slimy tongues all around your cock and balls.
>This only makes them go quicker, using their tongues to lick all around much harder.
>You feel yourself getting close, they feel it too with you throbbing so hard.
>This only makes them want to jerk you hard, still careful with their spikes so they don't hurt you.
>Finally, as the eager Maractus pulls off, you feel yourself explode all over them, your semen now covering both of their faces.
>Once you finally regain your vision from that, you see both of them licking your semen off eachother, swallowing every drop they lick up down.
>This only makes you harder than before.
>Once both of them notice, they both get on all fours, wiggling their backsides, beckoning you towards them.
>You go ahead and get up, walking towards both the sexy cacti, starting to grip and rub both their backsides, squeezing both all around.
>Those round, perfect globes make you want more so badly.
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>>6838641
>They stay still, moaning at you handling their asses.
>You finally decide to go for it, going to the more petite Maractus, rubbing yourself against her entrance.
>With a sudden push, you slide yourself inside her slick slit.
>You moan in pure pleasure once again, loving the feel of the warm, tight cactus cunt contracting all around your cock.
>She's yelling her name out in moans, seems she loves your size entering her.
>With that, you decide to push it all in until your lap is pressed right against her ass.
>You start to thrust softly, so you don't hurt her, since she is quite a bit smaller than you.
>Once you've both settled at this new feeling, you start to quicken the thrusts of your hips.
>She stays still, accepting your size, happily moaning in pleasure.
>You start to squeeze her butt tightly, keeping it in your grip as you start to thrust faster, feeling yourself throbbing, on edge.
>She starts to move her hips back into you, she seems to want you to empty yourself inside her.
>You decide to let her have what she wants, pulling her hips back into you with a hard thrust, finally releasing all your steaming cum deep inside her pussy.
>You pant softly, taking a minute before pulling yourself out of her.
>She almost instantly collapses to the ground, fainting once you've pulled out.
>You almost completely forgot about the other Maractus patiently waiting, watching her friend, or even, sister, get fucked, which just made her all the more wet in anticipation, until now.
>You are filled with enough energy to give her what she wants.
>You walk behind her now, groping her supple posterior all around, rubbing her soft butt, giving it a hard squeeze.
>You start to rub yourself between her cheeks, until you're ready to start.
>You now press against her wet, cactus cunt, rubbing yourself back and forth at the entrance.
>You decide to spread her cheeks as you do so, getting a good view of her forbidden hole as well.
>Then suddenly the thought comes to you.
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>>6838651
>You blush a bit, before repositioning yourself at her backdoor.
>She looks back at you, blushing and confused. "Maractus?"
>You don't respond, only shoving your tip into her tight hole.
>She gasps in surprise at the sudden entrance, grunting in pain at her back hole being stretched.
>You're just bursting out with moans of pleasure, starting to push more in very slowly.
>She stays still for your pleasure, letting you, but has one eye closed, grunting still in pain with each of your thrusts.
>You grip her squishy backside, exploring it all around as you thrust.
>Even with you going soft on her, her round rump still ripples like a pebble dropped into water.
>You are finally able to push your whole length deep into her ass, the tightness is unbelievable, with incredible warmth.
>She's now yelling out a bit in pain, but you can hear part of a pleasured moan within.
>You keep thrusting, finding it difficult at this point due to the tightness, which also makes you close very quickly.
>You finally start to go rough on her, pinning her down softly, avoiding her spikes as you pound against her tight butt.
>The softness slapping against your lap feels so incredible, you just don't want it to ever end.
>Sadly, you feel yourself coming close to the end, which only makes you grunt, thrusting much harder on the poor little Maractus.
>She's fully submitted to you and your desires at this point, laying there without struggling.
>You finally slam your hips against her cheeks, nutting deep inside her ass, filling her up back there with your hot spunk.
>You enjoy the incredibly feeling of her tight ass for a few more minutes, before finally pulling out, fully satisfied.
>She's still awake, panting very hard, looks like she came with you, as there are a lot of fluids on the ground between her legs.
>You decide to keep your pants unbuckled for now, laying back and relaxed, too tired to care what happens next.
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good night /poke/
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>>6838670
>You grab both little Maracti, pulling them close to you, both their bodies still dripping of your seed from the holes you used.
>You hug em softly, not caring about their spikes, just enjoying their soft bodies where they aren't spiky, keeping a nice warm hug with them both, before you finally fall asleep yourself.
>Several hours later, you wake up, finding both of the Maracti still asleep.
>You get up, standing and stretching, unable to leave your two cute little cacti behind.
>You wait for a few more hours for them both to wake up, starting to talk with them.
"I enjoy traveling in many areas, but I'm not a trainer, however, would you two like to come with me on those travels?
I don't think I'll have an interest in getting with other Pokemon, so you two will be the only ones, want to come?" You ask them.
>They both blush, but nod happily, hugging your legs carefully so they don't prick you.
"Heh, alright, I think it's time to head to Nimbasa for a meal or something then."
>You set them both on your shoulders, starting to walk with them, they both seem happy up there, especially with you.
>You walk towards Nimbasa, since it's the closest city to you, walking around.
>You easily make it, ignoring any stares you get with your two new cute mons.
>You set off towards the diner there, ordering the three of you some food.
>The waiter notices your Maracti and starts to tell you a bit about them.
>"You know, every so often, female Maracti will look for a male they think can impress them with a mating dance, it's sort of like a ritual, sometimes, if they're desperate, they'll come to passerby trainers to see if they can either woo him in, or if he'll win them over."
>"If the male does, the female or females will then submit to the male and travel with him."
"Why are you telling me all of this, sir?"
>"Oh, well, it's because those female Maracti are usually in search of a male right around this time, enjoy your two little devious female Maracti."
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>>6838687
>The waiter walks off with your order, as you blush a bit, now realizing that you won them over with your little dance, not knowing it was a mating dance that won them over.
>Both of your Maracti hug you tightly around your neck without poking you, as you blush, now realizing what happened.
>End.

Woo, got confused there, hope that all came out right for you Anons

http://pastebin.com/cNAmABUB As usual, Pastebin link for people who want to read it there, lemme know what you guys think!!
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>>6838533
Yeah sadly not much has caught my eye- did see some interesting wobbuffet stuff some time back but didnt save it.
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>>6838703
Well that was a lovely little tale - also quite lengthy! I rather enjoyed it. Sadly i've gotten little done with the music - holiday obligations interfered.
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>>6837952
This man was my inspiration, always liked him.
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>>6838806
Masterbation, Procrastination, what's the difference? DON'T USE EXCUSES
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>>6838839
Fshneh. Nah i forgot about getting someone from the airport.
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>>6838891
How rude
but is it lewd?
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>>6838909
I wouldnt exactly be be getting lewd with my brother.
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>>6838974
but incest is wincest, anon
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Not amongst men in thier thirties its not lol.
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post the last pic you came to
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>>6839002
>the incest meme stems entirely from retards who think there only exists one pair of lati@s despite both anime and game saying otherwise
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>>6839490
>Not able to see that it's just a joke over the meme
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>will never reek of pokemon musk from all the intense fuckings my pokemon give me


Why live
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>>6839644
For all the sweet, sweet porn my dude.
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thread's going quite slow
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would you a garbodor?
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>>6838703
OR of Maractus smut request. This story is fucking awesome! Didn't expect a maractus threesome, but hey, the more the merrier. The love you gave to their butts is suplime and I busted a nut, hard.

One thing that bothers me though:. There was a lot of moaning. Sure moans are common, but yelps, screams for pleasure, gasps, and grunts (for guys) also occur. It might be a good idea to use adjectives if you suspect seeing a repeating word like moan appear, changes/spices things up, y'know?
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>>6841247
Thanks for the feedback, it's funny, there were several repeating words, I changed quite a few things around in repeating words, guess moan was something I missed, but then again, they're pretty common, so just kept with it, Thanks for the feedback, I'll look into changing em around next time ^.^
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>>6840950
i know this board is named trash and all and its hip cool fun and funny to play into a stereotype but jesus christ dude calm your horny raccoon ass down
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>>6832630
at that point i'd go out of my way to get enough money to pay to leave her there for months

come back to a mindbroken mess
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>>6838703
Glad you took your time with this one - turned out great!
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>>6841458
you calm down, it's not real, you don't need to get so worked up about it.
but in your eyes is the ice cream okay to fuck?
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>>6841510
Glad that you enjoyed it, it's what was voted, so I did that, and the threesome thing was more so after research on Maractus, they seem to be in pairs commonly so, I went with that
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>>6841574
Do you research all Pokemon you write about?
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>>6841654
yes I do, I do a little research to keep it close to the actual pokemon
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>>6841677
From Bulbapedia? They seem to have the best poke info for whenever I look them up
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>>6841548
no
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>>6842226
Yeah, I use that, sometimes I'll even look for the episode(s) the pokemon starred in and watch it since I enjoy the series, helps with the info, and i enjoy it ^.^
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>>6840950
Yeah, i love getting aids needles and moldy old food on my dick.
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>>6841548
That pic is just cute.
Worth the penile frostbite desu.
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>>6842364
you're no fun, objectmons are the best
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>>6842427
So when can we expect the next poll to get posted?
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>>6843041
Either on Christmas eve, Christmas, or the day after is most likely, I'm now working on a fic that's a gift for a friend of mine, want to get that done, edited, and all, before the 24th, sorry for the delay
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>>6843088
Ok - no rush.
Also, in the story, do think that works for every trainer who asks for help from the Maracti?
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>>6843241
No, I tried to describe it as this was the time that female Maracti are looking for mates, so they choose males to do a mating dance, if they liked it, they'd stay with em as their mate, if they didn't, they'd move on, that sorta thing, I tried to describe it like that at the end with the talk to the waiter.
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>>6843277
Ok that makes sense.
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>>6843403
I'm still new to writing, so sorry if I didn't get that across clearly, I could've broken the 4th wall and just said it out loud there, but that would ruin the flow
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>>6843277
>tfw your dance moves are so hot that you all maractus girls want to mate with you
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>>6843496
>Tfw all caci girls want to ride your dick, but they are still spiky all around
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>>6843449
Nah, I liked the way it was written! I just wanted to clarify is all
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>>6843567
>>6843496
Post Maractus pics
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>>6843691
ahh, fair enough, any and all feedback is appreciated and helps though ^.^

>>6843704
No
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>>6843704
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>>6843704
>walk in the desert
>see this
>she starts dancing and beckons you to come closer and start presenting herself to you
>what would you do?
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>>6843845
Same thing that happened in the fic I wrote, obviously
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>>6843910
it was a trick question, but you saw through it, most respectable
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Why are bug types so fuckable?
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>>6844425
I don't know anon
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>>6844498
and I just realized I put the wrong image in, fuck me
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>>6841476
Gross tbqh famm
>Not wanting to train your eevee out of her slutty ways
>Not wanting to edge her for days with smaller and smaller dildoes until she is so hypersensitive that you can make her cum so hard she passes out with the tip of your pinkie finger
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>>6844535
don't lie to me, you picked it on purpose then realized it was grass type.
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>>6844624
....
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bump for salASSle
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Disastermon here,
To the Anon who requested the slowpoke maid, cum feeding thread last thread, I'm feeling a bit iffy on slowpoke, was thinking of changing the idea more so to a Braixen (placeholder) or something that flusters and teases her trainer, then trainer, in a form of revenge, releases his seed in some food he cooks for her, then things ensue, like her still eating the seed-filled food, seductively, would you mind if I did that instead? I'm just feeling uncomfortable writing about a slowpoke, just feels... off and I'm afraid the fic would be written terrible if I couldn't have a flow for it for that reason
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>>6845659
I can work with this
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>>6845675
Just ignore that anon altogether, he has shit taste if he likes slowpoke
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>>6845940
I like delivering no matter how odd the request is
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i wanna squeeze those buns
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>>6845675
Hey, no worries, it's your fic writefriend! I liked the slowpoke because I was thinking of more of a klutzy or clueless maid who can't seem to do anything right but still insists on trying to do everything for his master, much to the master's frustration. The actual pokemon doesn't matter so much, it would be equally nice with braixen, lopunny, or similarly waifuable pokemon. And I say "he" because i'm actually more into the pokemon insisting on making the master's meals with "extra love" if you catch my drift.

Pretty out there, I know, but hey that's my fetish. That being said I wouldn't sweat it if i were you, write what you like you certainly aren't going to offend me.
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>>6846007
Ahh, no worries in that case, I get your drift now, I was confused more than anything at first, and slowpoke is just....so....it makes me uncomfortable to think of lewding one, anyhow, it's not the fetish at all that weirds me out (I mostly like anal/tails)
a clutzy lopunny or a clumsy/slow blaziken maid could definitely fun, however, I liked the idea I switched it into with the master being teased and flustered, that I had to write that one down as well lol
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Do you think a salazzle would make her little brother a part of her harem?
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>>6846190
Of course, he would be the first member of her harem and the one who always gets the most attention.
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>>6846190
>>6846218
bottom bitch
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>>6846190
Considering how breeding works in-game, it's safe to assume pokemon have absolutely no qualms about incest.
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>>6834095
>You will never rub your diamond erection on those stockings before lubing up and sliding into that asshole
>You will never slam balls deep with every thrust making Slowpoke leak out more precum.
>You will never play with the tail while doing this to the point that Slowpoke cums from the sensation.
>You will never cum onto that ass as Slowpoke is cumming
>You will never stick it back in mid-cum.
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>>6838703
I really liked this one.
Unlike the previous one I don't have much to complain about.
Most liked it length compared to previously.
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>tfw no syther hand job
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Steel bug butt
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>>6848640
hurts my hands
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>>6841476
Not only mindbroken, but gaping and swollen with eggs and cum from dozens of different partners.
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>>6848668
Don't worry while a durant's body is hard like steel her pussy is soft and delicious
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Which pokemon's tits would be the best to cum on?
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>>6847337
Great, I already wanted the fuck the slowpoke, now i've got a goddamned hardon over it..

You did ths.
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>>6848987
Lugia's.

but it's not enough to just cum on them, you have to smear it in
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>>6848987
lugia
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>>6849308
>>6849320

Double good taste
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speaking of lugia

Hot and fresh pic
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>>6849483

>on model chubbygia

unf, delicious. Way too much anthro art, this is miles better.
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>>6849483
>literally the perfect genitalia
Someone knew what they were doing
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>>6849533

It's great but I wouldn't call it literally perfect without a pair of balls to bury your face in.
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>>6849546
Lugia is kind-of like some sort of bird thing, external balls would look weird but I won't play ignorant here, I know what you're getting at and why. Not bad taste though, if they were there I'd worship the full package too.
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>>6849546
this

>>6849569
but I see what you mean
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Breed your pokemon
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>>6849546
>ywn fondle and massage his supple sperm laden sac like they're a set of tits
>before and after you've managed to make him cum from this alone
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>>6849659

>ywn smirk up at him and whisper to him about how much of a ~cow~ he is while you grope at his bulging pearl white balls like you're trying to knead the fleshy outsides into butter
>ywn never watch him blush crimson and refuse to deny it even while his drooling pink udder squirts another hot, pungent load onto his own belly, right on top of the dried remains of the last five times he's gotten off like this in the last half hour
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>>6849700
>his drooling pink udder
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>>6849659
>>6849700
keep going
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>>6849775

You can't really say I'm wrong. It's pink, swollen, hangs heavily under him when he's on all fours and it hurts when it isn't milked regularly.
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>>6849700
this wording might sound ridiculous to me but my mind pictures it so vividly
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>>6849785

Because you're a pervert too.
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>>6849784
>ywn be "nursed" by a male lugia
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>>6849805
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>ywn 'titfuck' lugia's swolen balls until you cum onto his dick
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This lugia cow thing is actually a thing?
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>>6850028

>ywn grab both of those engorged, milk-laden orbs with each of your hands, watching their owner wince a little as you intentionally squeeze harder than you really needed to just so you could feel your digits sink a few centimeters into the marble white dolphin-like skin until they brush against the much firmer jewels encased within
>ywn shove your throbbing, twitching dick between them as your own pleasure almost (but thankfully not entirely) muffles the yelp, yes, -yelp- of discomfort that emanates from the Lugia as you squeeze his fat balls together around your dick, immediately burying it within an endless expanse of water-slicked warm hairless flesh
>ywn vigorously "titfuck" the male Lugia while squeezing his precious orbs together, completely ignoring his toe-curling lip-biting discomfort while you pull your thighs back over and over only to slam your them against the bottom of his aching nuts over and over again
>ywn finish within a few minutes, shooting your own musky load all over his balls because even though you made sure to bottom out your tip doesn't poke past the upper part of his "tits"
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>>6850112
>tfw lugia is naturally large enough for this to be possible

Why is this pokemon so fucking perfect?
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>>6850112
don't stop
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>>6850112
I can practically tell exactly how horny you were while you were writing this.

Keep it up darling, I want to be able to tell when you cum.
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>>6850145

Belly, thighs and hips for days. That's why.

>over 476 pounds

F A T T Y
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>>6850165
Soft and plump~


But fuck the word thicc.
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>>6850175

Black twitter and tumblr screencaps replacing actual OC is the greatest crime ever done to 4chan.
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>>6850112
doing god's work, anon
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>>6850106
>You will never bend his dick backwards and kink the hose so he can't cum
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i want darkrai to sexually invade my dreams
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>>6850106
god i hope so.
post more if you find it.
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>>6850145
>tfw lugia's sneezing dolphin would be too big for you to suck
>can only suck parts of it instead
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>>6850145
Where is this image from?
i want to see some size differences between some of my favorites
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The lugia can't cum unless he makes a moo I'm impressed with.
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>>6850333
>tfw even if you did have an irl lugia you still wouldn't be able to wrap your lips around his cock and take his length until your chin presses against his plump balls.

I just can't win, can I?
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>>6850357
But you could wrap your lips around the tip where all the semen comes from, anon. Then you can snowball him with the rest of the cum you manage not to swallow.
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>>6850377
I guess so.

And on the bright side he'd definitely be able to smother me with those balls so that's a big plus.
>>
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Where is writefag anon to turn this lovely lugia smut into a story?
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>>6849088
You're welcome.
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>>6850387
To be able to have both he'd have to have such a comparatively small prick, anon...
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>>6850424
you right
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>>6850352

"Do it."
>"Nnnnnfff.."

Chubby guy doesn't like being on all fours in the first place. He wants to sit on his bulging ass and be tended to like a spoiled fat princess, but today you're going to enforce that he's -yours-... even if you're the one crouched next to his swollen belly as it brushes the ground like a disobedient dog's would, even if you're reaching just below it to rub along the bulging, twitching pink length that won't stop drooling a steady but small river of pre onto both himself and the ground under him.

"Do it. You KNOW you're no better than a cow, so moo like one. I won't get you off until you do."
"Nnnnffmmm."

It's a lie as white as the quivering wings struggling to suspend his fat body above the ground are. You can't get him off at all because the thick steel ring you'd jammed onto his drooling "udder" before it finished swelling up won't come off until he gets soft again, but you also know he won't get soft again until he gets off. Odds are he'll have to cum hard enough to smack Rayquaza in the eye as the ring bursts off, so you might as well tease him senseless... and besides, the fat cow really should give you a good moo or six just for trying to say no.

"Do it already." You'd repeat yourself, earnestly this time, giving his throbbing prick a good squeeze with both of your hands. Hard enough to even stop the flow of pre for a moment, but it'd burst out as you let go, splattering his belly and cockudder with clear watery fluid.

An excuse to rub it up and down like you're trying to dry off a wet dog from twitching tip to the cold metal clamped around it just above the base, preventing it from sinking back into its musky slit nor unloading its fertile load.

"Do it."
"NNNNNmoo."

"Louder, cow." You'd prod his thumbnail-sized cockhole with your index finger, feeling it spurt -even more- pre after the momentary blockage was removed. Fatty really spoiled from head to toe, even for a Water type.
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>>6850516
I like this thread
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Lugia truly is the best.
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>>6850516

"moo." Barely audible again.

He was giving you cheek now. Unacceptable, especially from a cow who's trembling on all fours like he's going to collapse under his own nearly 500 pounds of weight at any moment.

"Louder." You'd drag your hands back down his length, both of them cupping the pre-soaked organ like it was a horizontally oriented chalice until you reached the roughly fist-sized ring that kept him leaking pre like a river "leaks" from a lake. Then past it, crouching down next to his enormous thigh and foot so you could reach under him and palm his sensitive, swollen balls.

"Do it right." you'd order again, trying to drive the rhetoric into his mind. "Give me a good moo, you fat cow." Fine way to talk to a being formerly only spoken of in hushed legends, but thanks to the wonders of technology the only legend about him NOW was how long he stayed in his ball if he disobeyed you.

Not that he would for long. Fatty's erogenous zone was definitely his nuts, like any good Water type's should be with so much inside them.

"nnfffmooooooOOOOO!!" Better, even if the last part was more of a howl of discomfort and denial. You'd squeeze his swollen jewels in reply, squishing into them with your fingertips before vigorously rubbing them up and down, outright masturbating them despite their spherical shape. He'd like that.

"Do it, cow."

oh, he LIKED that. Bucking forward like a proper male as you groped him, thrusting forward into the air like he was trying to mate with an imaginary female under him instead of just reacting to your human hand.

"mOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!" he'd howl again, all shame lost as his cock outright gushed clear pre all over the place under him (and all over him) in what had to be a dry orgasm, sounding much more of a proper cow at this point.

Still, that ring had no plans to come off. At least it'd be a good excuse to work on driving the point home a little longer.

"Better, but still not great. Moo for me, fatty, and do it right."
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>>6850635

I'll probably stop here though, I'm not great at writing in the first place and the thread's past bump limit.
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>>6850646
you killed it dude, good shit.
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>>6850646
You could finish it, and repost it in the new thread.
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>>6850662

>you killed it

Kinda feels like I did since everyone stopped posting. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6850674

eh. I could, sure. Probably won't though.
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I bet with a cock as big as lugia's, his cumshots would actually be audible squirts.


Also way to go lugia for being the focal point of all of this thread's final posts.
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>>6850679
not everyone can type with one hand, bro.
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>>6850686
Just imagine, and you can already hear a horse's ejaculation too, a lugia would have a dick notably bigger than a stallion's.
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>>6850696
>Lugia's dick is so massive, you can fuck his cockhole
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>>6850743
I think that'd work if he was three times his actual size
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>>6850743

>and afterwards you can sleep on his mattress sized balls
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>>6850752
>not snuggling up into the sheath/foreskin/genital slit or equivalent
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>>6850761

>implying you could sleep with that much heady musk constantly assaulting your senses
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>>6850771
>implying it wouldnt be so strong, so concentrated that it knocks you out from sensory overload before long, where you later wake up completely intoxicated
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>>6850771
>implying it wouldn't make you pass out
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>>6850771
That's why you drink all the cum spilled and go to sleep with your belly full of semen as your dinner
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>>6850790
>>6850796

yeah, but then you miss out on the whole point of choosing to snuggle up inside there in the first place. You're just unconscious, which is boring.

Maybe he should just take it upon himself to shove you inside there every so often, because he thinks you look cold and he wants you to stay warm. Even when it's summer and you're sweating even before you wake up nestled safely inside the slit.
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>tfw no lugia semen bath
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>>6850962

>tfw no anointing newborns in the holy "waters" every few days to forever associate the scent with their earliest and therefore best days
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>>6850984
I'm an adult and I could go for a semen baptism right about now. I WISH I was christened with lugia's semen, or really any legendary's.
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>>6851056

It's a good thing to wish for, which is why I know you aren't alone in wishing for it.

Assuming you were given a choice though (because of being an adult, I suppose), which legendary would you prefer to be (re)baptized by? You can have any one you want, but only one.
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>>6851084
tough pick between lugia and reshiram.

If I could pick any pokemon at all it'd be primarina though.
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>>6851084
If I choose Arceus, then I'd know for sure the baptism will work.
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>>6851166

Primarina is an interesting choice. A religion for traps, maybe? Or maybe just those who crave dick no matter the gender. Reshiram isn't bad either if you can withstand being dipped in molten "truth".
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>>6851166
i would choose zekrom
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>>6851223

>implying any but the highest tier Illuminati get to be bathed in the glory of the Almighty Holiest One

Life imprisonment for even looking at a hastily sketched image of Arceus' junk.
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>>6851250
I wouldn't mind settling for second best and letting Giratina dunk me personally anyway, I'm sure they'd be happy to oblige.
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>>6851288

Choosing the Devil instead of God? I suppose you aren't wrong about second best, but not many humans can withstand being banished to the Distortion World along with their cursed deity for all eternity.

On the bright side: that does mean you're way more important during the constant worship and rituals required of you. Or at least you'd assume they're constant; time doesn't flow within your new twisted alternate reality so you really don't have any way of knowing how many trillions of times you'll end up worshipping Giratina's quivering prehensile cock and the jet black seed it expels.
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>>6851288
i would be arceus and the creation trio personal slut and be in the middle of their divine orgies
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>>6851354
But arceus is already in the middle, you can't get more in the middle unless you get inside arceus and suck the tip of giratina's dick while in arceus' mouth
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>>6851369
Or take the rest of palkia's dick while inside Arceus' anal cavity, somehow
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>>6851354
>ywn be fucked by four horny gods as they as thieir massive dicks makes your mind go blanker each one of them cums inside of you, untiil all four have finished you and you're passed out in a pool of their divine seed that you will have to lick clean when you return to your senses
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>>6851369
Or he could be taking dialga's cock
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>>6851575

It's woefully neglected and needs a warm hole to sink into.
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>>6851575
But dialga's cock is squeezed inbetween his and arceus' belly, all the movement and friction is getting him off if anything. But then again, that could be anon between arceus and dialga instead like you said.
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>>6851575
everyone forgets dialga's dick
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>>6851715

Because the other three are way better.
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>>6851738
poor dialga, maybe one day he'll get his first and only worshipper
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>>6851865
If it's any consolation out of those 4 dialga is by far my favorite.
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>>6851865

Whose bones will probably be scattered to the winds before Dialga actually finishes nutting. He's just too much to handle by mere mortals.
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>>6851893
me too
>>
I want Shadow Lugia to corrupt me
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>>6852091

Considering how greedy you are I'd say you're already corrupt enough.
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>>6852212
Of cooooourse I am anon~
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New thread
>>6853105
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what a good run
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>>6833872
Pokemon Prism is still up, dude
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>>6832116
Ultra is fucking cancer
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