Hamburger games thread
>>6826848
You look kinda familiar.
Have we met before?
>>6826890
Oh uh, cool.
>>6826901
Hi...?
>>6826900
Yet you're still alive? How?
>>6826921
Cool, have a few hours
>>6826890
But rika-chan.. you liked hugs, and you were happy.. now you are the opposite of that.
reply to this post with the ava people call you when OOC.
>>6826904
Uh... You alright?
You look like you've seen a Boo.
Greetings comrades. Fucking Turks killed ambassador and I had to get ready for kebab removal
>>6826861
The champions raise themselves, really. They'd get soft if somebody did it for them.
>>6826904
And why not, love?
>mocking emphasis on the last word
>>6826851 (Wrench)
I think my mom was Chinese...or was it dad? It's Japanese, though. It means, like...yeah, basically 'monster'.
>She quickly reaches for the mask again mid-sentence.
>>6826963
At least I know Rinoa won't rig Risk.
>>6826969
>Remember aleppo!
>>6826963
>>6826963
>Either Perry, Knuckles, or Magolor. Mostly the first two.
>>6826963
>>6826963
>>6826963
People call me Hoshi no matter who I post as so I'll post anything.
>>6826965 (Invincible Chinese faith healer)
Yeah, yeah, that's great. Let's just get away from the mask now.
>He swings at her head this time, praying it'll at least buy him time to get out of there.
>>6826963
>>6826972
See >>6826942
>>6826963
>>6826969
WE DIE IN ALEPPO, YOU DIE HERE
>>6826802 (Nagato.)
Come on, again? I'm not THAT young.
>>6826929
I got magic, I'm plenty safe. Later, asshole.
>>6826958
I don't like being touched, and I'm NEVER happy. I don't know what you're talking about.
>>6826942
Shame, though, you missed the show, heheheh.
>>6826984
Honesty is the best policy.
>>6826963
>Though a few people still call me Lambda, and one or two people refer to me by Rika.
>>6826963
>>6826963
I really dont know. ill just post this.
>>6827005
>She catches it with her hand this time.
But I wanna see.
>>6827019
There's always next time, right?
>>6827019
Rika-chan...
>>6826989
GET OUT OF HERE KEBAB! ALEPPO HARBORED FILTHY ISIS PARASITES THAT HAD TO BE ERADICTED! ISTANBUL WILL BECOME CONSTANTINOPLE ONCE I AM FINISHED WITH TURKISH ROACHES!
>>6827014
>grabs your hair and slams your face into the ground
YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING ROACH? HOW ABOUT THIS?
>rapidly smashes his face into the cement until his head is nothing but a pile of red mush, afterwards he takes his knife and stabs his stomach to open up his insides and tear out all of his organs
>>6826963
>>6827051
ERP WITH ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>6826943
I appeared here after i met my end as well as a few others of my kind. I have no explanation for it and I have long gave up on trying to make sense of it.
>>6826946
>this only agitates her
Accept your punishment with dignity and cease flailing like a gasping fish.
>>6827019
No harm was meant by it. It's just your outer appearance.
>>6826963
>don't have a Vert image.
>>6827051
You are still Zacharie in my heart.
>>6826984
If your tactical decisions are any indication, it's no wonder you haven't won yet.
>>6827009
>>6826942
>glances over
Sorry, I didn't hear you. Uhh...maybe. Something rings a bell. I'm not gonna pretend I remember your name if we have.
>>6826926
My mind would breach beyond madness if ruling a country was as chaotic as this massive colosseum. However! I do have one use for each one of these tournaments!
>>6826866
Hmmmm...you'd allow this man to step in your domains? Very well! the foot of this conqueror shall be granted with full acess to your vessel if I happen to win. What would you want from me in the case you're the victor instead.?
>>6826900
HAHAHAHAHAHA! A field you've never touched yet you're already going ahead, so be it! But there's also somehing else I must confirm from you.
>>6826904
>And iskander had no idea he just got robbed.
Are you telling me you've got to be drunk to keep your sanity? How illogic, yet oddly amusing!
>>6826963
I have no idea, honestly.
>>6827059
I see. Have you seen any of your friends? Do you have friends?
>>6827065
Well, just in case. It's Brad. Nice to meet you.
>>6827043
Oh, yeah, I'm sure I'll kick plenty of ass next time, too.
>>6827049
What?!
>>6827059
Come on, that's just...agitating, you know?
Is Wiggins an oldfag yet?
>>6827069
Dare I ask what use would that use be, Rider?
>>6827069
I determined the conditions of you defeat. You decide the conditions of yours. Teach me the ways of humans. In your first incarnation you must have had many followers, sworn shields, generals and soldiers aswell as wives, concubines mistresses, yes?
>>6826952 (Kongou)
Threaten? A bit of borrowing items which belong to others hardly constitutes a threat.
>He kicks back, taking a seat, facing sideways from you, hat tilted down over his eyes
Hardly the first military man to make that threat, surely not the last.
>>6826966
Perfectly sound of mind and body! To prove it, I have a question!
>He looks around, then leans in close, and asks quietly
You're not human, aye?
>>6826972
It's, I've seen more than the tallest tales tell, but now I seem to see somewhat stranger sights, savvy?
>>6827069
Perhaps not drunk, but not recently drunk either, aye?
>He pats the man several times on the torso, actually searching for any more pick pocketing to be done, but plays it off by remarking
You, you're a man of width. Interested in sailing the seas?
>>6827111
Lol, no.
You can't become an oldfag.
>>6827105
Well, good luck with that!
>>6827131
No?
Why would you think that?
>>6827133
>>6827122
Overruled. By me. Cause I can.
>>6827111
He doesn't have the hosting or rp skills of an oldfag
>>6827069
And what would that be?
>she smiles at the thought of dominating in a new sport unknown to her
>>6827087
There was a time in these waters where many of my kind flourished. Even if I mostly kept to myself it was still comforting to see old and familiar faces that I had served in battle with. But time has passed and only a few remain, more than often I feel as if I am the last of my kind as I had predicted I would be long ago. Only the admiral pops in seldomly.
>>6827105
Very well. What would you have me refer to you as instead?
>>6827039
>At this point, he realizes it's over with the attacks and tries to make a run for it
>Sorry about that.
>>6827105
Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>6827131
You are intoxicated. Anyone with functioning sight and half his wit remaining would identify me as a woman. Claim the bounty or Japan and I will take it back by force. Your ship would be your grave and I do not calculate you are excited by that prospect.
>>6827150
Lesser beings cannot be allowed to join the council of the oldfags. Cease this blasphemy at once or face our combined wrath.
>>6826963
>>6827141
>His eyes shoot open, and he dives back from whence he came. At first, it seems as though in terror, a loud cry echoing from the barnyard turned bed. However, he then rises back into view, holding the neck of a shattered bottle, nearly in tears
THE RUM!
>>6827180
HASHTAG
>>6827171
...Aww....
>Have a good one.
>>6827167
Ah, well hopefully you'll be able to rejoin them in a peaceful afterlife or something.
>>6827186
>DON'T
>>6827191
>You too!
>>6827178
I second this, he who has not broken bread with us during the hours of the ancient prime time cannot be allowed to sit at our court.
>>6827105
i liked you before, but now i don't know what to think of you now..
>>6827090
Brad...yeah, I think our paths may have crossed before. Funny how time works. Raven's the name in case you didn't recall.
>>6827131
They don't get any stranger than this place, Captain Crunch. If the rum'll make you blind after the third sip, just say so.
>>6827167
You. Are you part of Light Cruiser Yuubari's entourage? I wish to speak with her. Or with you. Did she inform you about our recent first contact?
>>6827055
N-never ever!
>>6827064
I'm somewhat flattered, I thought he was long forgotten by this point, but maybe it's better that way..
>>6826963
>>6827167
How about my name?
>>6827134
Who says I need luck?
>>6827172
Hehehe, thanks again.
>>6827215
You think I give a crap? I don't know what happened when I was blacked out, and frankly I don't really want to.
>>6827178
>>6827212
I HAVE ENDURED THE TRIALS OF MITCHELL, LAST OF HIS NAME, AND ENTER MY THIRD POLAR SEASON AS A MAN! I DAB AT YOUR, "WRATH!"
https://youtu.be/LoHGTzqJTM0
>>6827202
>F U C K Y O U
>U
>C
>K
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>Y
>O
>U
>>6827228
>Steals belt
>>6827182
What a scaredy cat..
>>6827227
are you going to be gay with josuke, okuyasu said he was open to it
>>6827217
Oh yeah! Now I remember! Long time no see!
>>6827250
> >I swear on my fucking life I will bring back Martin if you bring back Mei
>>6827250
>kissu
>>6827228
What did they do to you to become the person that you are now?
>>6827230
I, Asuka Shikinami Langley, First of the waifus, King of the Avatars and the Community, Lord of the Four Boards, and Protector of the Hunger Games, hereby declare you an honorary oldfag, may you dine with us as equals in our sacred circlejerk.
>>6827250
That's pretty fucking rude, Martin. I'm like one of the few #MARTIN supporters left.
>>6827270
Excuse me? What now? The hell have you people been feeding Okuyasu?
>>6827177
Ah, you cut me off before the best bit, love. Not uncommon for you naval types to threaten Jack, but a woman? Bad luck to have a woman on board, the old stories go.
>>6827217
>>6827256
>He's too busy grieving over his lost liquor to take note of your replies
>>6827280
That means everyone here before Wiggins is an honorary oldfag too now right?
>>6827116
I'll recruit as many champions from this arena as I can! Have you know how many great warriors wander around here? Many, too many!
>>6827129
You're correct. I was not only ruling an empire , but also leading many comrades, friends and brothers willing to throw away their lives for me just as much as I'd sacrifice msyelf for them. And about women...I did had 4 wives and my own harem! Although I didn't indulge much into sex as much as I'd like, I spent many years in constant campaigns after all.
>>6827167
Alcohol! How often do you drink?
>>6827131
>He had nothing more than his plate armor and a bottle of wine he's pulling out right now.
Ah, it has been a dream of mine to actually witness the vastness of the great sea! However, if the chance arises It's going to be no more than a brief journey, for I have an entire world to conquer.
>>6827212
Now I want to see a photoshopped image of the Last Supper with the heads of oldfags added onto.
>>6827280
Aight, cool.
>>6827304
Naw senpai, you gotta earn your stripes. Go get the Dora the Explorer backpack, rook. That's goin everywhere you are for the next year.
>>6827304
I'm an Originalfag, could not care less what happens under my social class.
Go ahead.
>Throws oldfag badges all over the floor
>>6827288
I didn't eat shit here. One guy told said I was talking to your dad because I wanted his marriage blessing. Fucker thought I was gay too.
>>6827228
Not a problem. Even if it was, I wouldn't let on.
>>6827272
Quite. Though, by now, it's as good as starting all over. Of course, I haven't been around often lately, so it's probably my fault.
>>6827289
Hey, Captain Crunch you with me? Earth to Captain Crunch!
>whistles loudly
>>6827248
Remove yourself from my game.
>>6827320
I got called an honorary oldfag in my first week of HG
Get outplayed
>>6827273
>I did, during Superslam 100. Never said for how long it had to be.
>>6827274
Hey! No kisses! There's only one person that's allowed to kiss me, and you don't look like him!
>>6827283
>Too bad Martin's already suffered a crushing defeat to Tsuritama and secret avas.
>Okie I gotta pass out now. Sorry people having fun with Jack. He, uh, was whisked away by an unruly mob due to actions he forgot he did last night
>>6827347
>kissu
>>6827275
They? Who they?
>>6827253
....
Okay.
>She puts on a new one.
>>6827347
>Night.
>>6827341
Why are gay people so evil?
>>6827328
Yeah.... I had to back to school, but now it's winter break! So I got off!
>inb4 mods think underage
>>6827341
BRING HIM BACK
#MARTIN
>>6827327
My dad? What, Old man Joesta-...OH SHIT! THAT'S RIGHT! This place has a younger version of him, almost forgot about that...
You know what you should do when people call you gay, Okuyasu? You ignore 'em, alright? They're trying to get under your skin. Those Faceless bastards like fuckin' with people, don't humor them.
>>6827193
When that time comes i will lay my arms down. Till then I still have much fight leftcin this aging body of mine. Those who have yet to hear of my might will tremble in fear and admire in awe soon enough.
>>6827307
I don't mind enjoying a drink or two in my off time. Why do you ask?
>>6827228
If that is what you want to be referred to as then I will call you by your name from now on.
>>6827354
i don't know.. but i'm sure someone did something to you to become the person that you are now.
>>6827375
Good to hear such a spirited response. Stay golden friendo
>>6827368
Blood is thicker than water, but semen is thicker than both. We are a circlejerk, not a brotherhood, dammed be the blood, no newfag will ever swap cum with the true Hunger Games order!
>>6827347
>watches as the mob whisks him away
What the--where the hell did they even come from?
>>6827361
I hope you're not skipping any assignments by being here. This is valuable time you could be using to study.
>>6827355
>It's something in our genes.
>>6827362
>NO
>>6827371
>dies
>>6827289
I would never mingle with pirates. They are far beneath me. Perhaps I will use you as target practice if I ever come across you. I will make it quick.
>>6827307
I could learn from you more than I am willing to admit. The human ways of friendship and brotherhood are a mystery for me. It is however the first step I wish to conquer.
Maybe I'll gain the experience needed to reproduce one day. But...Rome was not build in one day as is quoted often.
>>6827375
>>6827223
>>6827374
He looks like a nice guy. I can see why your mom went with him now. So ignore the faceless jackasses who tell me I'm gay. Got it. Anyway how have you been bro? Haven't seen you for a while! Ready for Christmas?
>>6827375
Thanks. It's Rika, by the way, if I didn't tell you.
>>6827385
...Just how DID I act then? Sheesh.
>Sitting in the distance, under a large tree, rest a hooded girl, whose back was partially turned to the denizens of the arena. Being hunched over, it wasn't incredibly clear what she was doing. What was evident if you approached, however, were the lines in the dirt surrounding her, each one labelled with different rooms of a house. "Living room," "kitchen," "bathroom," etc., her own body located in "master bedroom." Next to her rest a large wooden toybox. She seemed to be muttering to herself.
>>6827412
Jeans, you mean.
>>6827431
>Pisses in the dirt.
>>6827411
Relax, I got it all under control.
And I don't see YOU studying!
You, do go to high school, right?
>>6827431
>Jojo
Kys
>>6827412
#BRINGBACKMARTIN
You made me remember, I can now keep this up.
>>6827438
>...Okay, that's kind of clever. Props.
>>6827462
>Please stop
>>6827418
'course I'm ready for Christmas bro! I'm always ready for Holidays when free shit is thrown at me! Means I ain't gotta spend a dime! and that's great, y'know? Already got my list down and everything! now that I think about it, mom's probably going to have a heart attack when she see's it.
>>6827469
BRING
HIM
BACK
#
>>6827390
The same goes for you. If you are ever in need of company feel free to stop by.
>>6827414
>>6827223
>Oops
>sorry fa.m
I am. I am the first of the mighty seven and battleship, Nagato. Yuubari is my admiral and personal friend. She has yet to inform me on any meeting you two may have had. If I am to ask what was discussed during your contact with her?
>>6827426
I already knew of your name, child.
>she smirks, clearly she's just messing with you at this point
>>6827473
the list consists of 1 item and it's okuyasu
>>6827473
I have an idea. How about you give your mom half of the lottery money we won so she can buy all shit on your list! I haven't made my list yet but I am getting to it. Don't know what I want for Christmas yet.
>>6827375
Because I've got some to share while gaming, of course! I've tried with the King of Monsters but it...didn't turn so well.
>>6827414
If my end of the stakes is to lend a guiding hand through the way of humans then you've got the best, Kongo! I accept your conditions.
>>6827431
>looking over
Hmmm, art was always sort of a mystery to me.
take a drink every time stocking puts y'know in any of his posts
>>6827431
>Slowly and cautiously, Rika steps around towards the opposite end, looking down.
...Huh. Aren't you a bit old to be playing house?
>>6827507
Oh, you're just an asshole, aren't you?
>>6827523
I'm dying already.
>>6827523
>Hey, I do it too, y'know?
>>6827523
Take a drink every time Junko does.
XD
>>6827542
I just had to say that.
hg drinking game: take a drink every time someone shitposts
>>6827444
>scoffs
I'm more of a teacher than a student. Besides, I'm probably more well-read than the garden-variety schoolteacher, anyway.
>>6827523
>How about me with "you know".
>>6827516
Actually, It's a Game Station with Continuing Fantasies 9, and Light Walkers.
>>6827517
That's, actually a pretty good idea! Actually, that's a great idea! I think I still got it stashed away somewhere...Ohhhohoo man, She'll totally love it.
>>6827523
>You'd fucking die my man.
>>6827519
>Closer examination reveals she's playing with a doll made from what looked to be sticks and cloth, speaking to it in a soft voice. She hadn't seemed to take notice of the large man yet, and was only enjoying her time with her doll.
>>6827527
>The girl looks up and holds her doll to her heart, taking a bit longer than a normal person would to find the source of the voice.
Oh, hello, miss. Am I? I'm sorry, it just entertains me. Are you here to visit? You can come in through the front door.
>>6827580
you'll shoot your eye out kid
>>6827566
Alright...
>Mutters under his breath.
Show off...
>>6827580
She will, and you can have almost anything. Also, a space traveler wanted me to tell you that you have a great taste in hairstyle.
>>6827507
You have the pleasure of speaking to Battleship Kongou. Former flagship of the First Oriental Fleet of The Fog. We discussed a mutual beneficial exchange in the form of technology for your fleet and the continued improvement of social algorithms for my core. She seemed agreeable to my offer.
There is something that did pique my curiosity. Yuubari originally assumed I was part of another fleet that is the enemy of mankind. I have no plausible assumption of what she is referring to.
>>6827519
You seem surprisingly excited at the prospect. I did not expect this from a general that conquered half the known world in half a man's lifetime.
Tell me, Conqueror. You mentioned you had four wives. That was a previous lifetime. What about now?
>>6827589
>His body was quite big, casting a shadow over the girl and her creations.
Might you enlight me into your little project, woman?
>And his gigantic body just sits on his ass, taking a closer look over the girl's shoulder.
>>6827589
Bit slow, too....
....
>She stares at the 'floor', before sighing, and reluctantly stepping in through where it is.
It's not as if you couldn't hear me just fine beforehand.
>>6827589
>raises an eyebrow
What was that? Do you have something to share with the rest of the class, Brad?
>>6827589
>sees you and the others a little way off and observes with slight curiosity
>>6827603
I don't think it's possible for me to shoot my eye out with a controller.
>>6827627
Oooohhhh! Someone else thinks my hair is the tops? Why, you tell that nice space traveler that he's a swell dude!
>>6827636
Right now...? None, none at all! Today's society has changed drastically from what I remember during my lifetime. I highly doubt I'd find a number of partners higher than one without drastic consequences.
>>6827640
>She turns and screams at the sight of the man, reaching to grab a large wooden cane, and immediately starts hitting him with it. Her strikes weren't very powerful at all, but she was persistent.
YOU CAME IN THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM! MANNERS! COME IN THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!
>>6827655
>She smiles contentedly and sets her doll back onto the floor, having it idly walk around as she talks. Again, it takes her a few moments to pinpoint Rika's new location with her eyes.
Welcome to the Spring. I'm Sugar Mountain, and my doll's name is Candy. Who might you be?
>>6827662
>Not being particularly social, she remains perfectly content in her fake house with her dolls, though there was something 'off' about her eyes. They seemed hazier than normal, even from a distance.
>>6827662
Oh, what?
It's nothing! I didn't say anything!
Heheheh...
>>6827562
Nice save
>>6827665
He has the same hair style as him yours too. I will tell him when I see him again. So you ready for the next game? We can show this place how strong the Josuke-Okuyasu duo can be.
>>6827562
>>6827542
Hue
>>6827722
You're making it worse for yourself, dude.
>>6827720
>>6827733
>>6827740
Was that my Day of the Feet moment or what?
>>6827733
Isn't that canon for that character anyway? Are we really shitposting people for being IC now?
>>6827752
OMFG HE SAID IT ROFLMOA
>>6827722
You kiddin'? This place can barely take one of us! both of us and It's just overkill! I'm totally game for that.
>>6827752
If it makes you feel any better you've had way worse moments.
>>6827759
This, I was just RPing being retarded.
>>6827777
Shit, I need to try harder.
>>6827716
>bonkbonkbonkbonk
>His huge grip closes around her wrist, stopping her entire arm from moving
Stop at once, clearly you've lost your composure. Hmmm...
>looking around
...Do we have any medics in the vicinity?
>>6827716
>strides over, unable to quiet the curiosity
Okay then, what's going on here? I think you could be doing something more interesting than playing in the dirt.
>>6827719
Uh-huh, you didn't say anything, but I clearly heard something. Is there anything else you don't want to say?
>>6827527
Not all the time. I've been told to lighten up so that's what I'm trying to achieve.
>>6827519
Was he as they call, a lightweight?
>>6827636
It is a pleasure to meet you. I knew a different Kongou back in my own time.
>she extends her hand offering a hand shake
What did she refer to this faction as?
>>6827777
Quads confirm
>>6827715
Not quite. Some continents allow a polygamic lifestyle. Assuming you wish to settle in modern day Greece, you would be violating common law. I do not understand this. Wouldn't it be beneficial for humanity to have a a man of strength and superior intellect to serve as a template for a host of offspring?
>>6827783
>She stops struggling upon hearing about medics, and slowly sets her cane down to the side. She composes herself, letting the intrusion of her 'house' slide.
Do you need medicine, sir?
>>6827804
>She looks up to the voice and takes a second to find where it came from. Immediately bowing her head to the ground, she speaks up.
Oh, I'm sorry, miss. I just enjoy playing house, it's what my mama and papa used to do with me.
Is there something you need?
>>6827804
Oh, uh.... I was just practicing singing my FAVORITE song!
>He starts singing terribly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyl7V1Nbw-c
S-see?
>>6827775
Perfect. Well both kick ass and I could win my first game! So same plan as always right? We both hit 'em with everything and I get hurt you heal me right?
>>6827809
I am aware of my namesake. It is why I sought contact with your faction, It is my initial believe that we are connected somehow. But that is just a theory.
>She accept the handshake, having a initial shock of surprise that the feeling of Nagato's skin touching hers is familiar
What is thi -
She did not mention a name. Only that my pale complexion and I believe the colour of my sight bears a striking resemblance to them. And that mankind and your fleet have united to combat them. A common enemy as it were.
>>6827846
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2o4O8zgw7m4
We posting top notch covers?
Koreans can't drink. Alcohol is like cyanide to them
>>6827716
Uhm. Rika. Rika Asakura.
...Are you...all there?
>>6827809
Hehehe, fair enough. I never did have much of a sense of humor, sorry.
>>6827888
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG
>>6827854
'Course, hasn't failed yet, and I doubt it'll fail anytime soon. Gun's a blazin' arm's a flailin'.
>>6827912
That's Chinese you fucking insensitive ass.
>>6827890
I think so, Rika-san. When mother is happy, everyone is happy, right?
>She turns to her toybox and digs inside, looking over her shoulder at Rika.
Have you..
'Lost' something recently?
>>6827868
Oi, when am I gonna preform maintenance to your boat thing?
>>6827959
I want to perform maintenance on your boat thing.
>>6827927
Good keeps things simple. So, anything new going on with you that I missed?
>>6827836
I need plenty of things, but you're not the one to give them. You can look up, you know...or do I scare you?
>>6827846
>shakes head
Lovely. You'll be a pop star in no time.
>>6827978
>>6827890
Neither did I, I was always considered a tightass or whatever the others chose to call me.
>>6827868
>Nagato grasps the woman's hand and delivers a firm yet sturdy handshake that would crush anyone else
Do you have any theories on how we might be connected? To me you are brethren regardless of your nature. As for those with a pale complexion there were referred to as abyssals, long ago much blood was shed but those days have long passed. A treaty was forged and since then all has been peaceful between the two sides.
>>6827998
Noope, nothin' all that important really. Just hung out with Jotaro and Koichi, Called Rohan a fag, played video games, the usual.
>>6828004
Th-thanks...
Well, I gotta go right now, see ya!
>>6827809
Seems like it. His age doesn't help either so I'll spare him from alcohol until he gets older. But for now, I'm glad you're willing to share a few drinks, all is left is to test your tolerance.
>>6827836
Uh...
>Alex releases the woman.
I don't, but perhaps you do need the assistance. What is this...creation surrounding us?
>>6827816
Myself as an exemplar to be followed isn't far fetched, but humanity overflows with enough individual freedom to shape their lives as they see fit. I even dare to say many women out there wouldn't like a partner of my caliber.
>scratches his own chin
Huh, now that you mention it a good protion of the world allows polygamy...
>>6828021
See ya. I just can't wait to hear the melodious sound of your singing voice once again.
>>6828004
>She looks up from the floor, shaking her head from side to side.
No, I'm only being respectful. You are a guest in my home, after all.
Are you sure? Isn't there something you've 「lost」?
>>6828027
This is the Spring of the tree, where I play house, sir.
>She points towards the massive tree the two sit under.
You came in through the wrong entrance. I would appreciate if you could leave and come back in through the front door, please. They're all labelled..
>>6826919
>tfw eating hamburger right now
spooky OoO
>>6828020
Mine had been pretty insane. Met a bunch of people here that are pretty cool and pretty strong. Like this one girl named Nora has a giant fucking hammer than can turn into a grenade launcher!
>>6827942
"Mother"?
>Rika fidgets a bit at the gaze, and looks away.
Not things. Not recently. Why?
>>6828010
All formal and serious? I'm just grump as hell, myself.
>>6828059
>Steals your hamburger
>>6827959
You are clear to enter in sixty hours. You will perform photoncannon checkups and make sure the voltage discharger is working at 100%. You will also apply basic repairs whenever needed. My presence during your work is required. if it is a problem, you will have to work around it.
>>6828010
Too many to recall. The sheer amount of possibilities stresses my memory core. I believe that I am either the reincarnation of the template or simply a clone in the same fashion the Kongou of your fleet is.
There is also another matter I wish to bring up: I encoutner her in waters where they perform carnal acts. Upon our farewells she referred to me as her future self. Without hesitation or doubt.
And those few words still vex me to this very day. Which is in our interest that I will learn as much about you and your fleet as I can..perhaps about these so called Abyssals aswell.
>>6828027
I respect strength and tactical dominance. Nothing else. I am aware that my standards are a stark contrast of the humans. But if I were a female living in your time, I would consider it an honour to be one of your four wives.
Do not take this as a signal that I am interested in a relationship of that signal. I am merely expressing my thoughts. Another testimony of my social structure improving.
>>6828085
Candy is my daughter. It's a fun game to pretend. You can be the papa, if you want to play.
...
Is there really nothing you've ever 「lost」 around this 「tree」? Please think about it. I think you have.
>>6828106
THAT'S MY WHATABURGER YOU SON OF A BITCH
COME BACK HERE
Is The Masked One here?
>>6828073
Seriously? Dude, that's kinda out there...Only real person of value that I've met here has been, Some dude with a totally sick pomp, like my own but somehow cooler, and dad but minus twenty or so years.
>>6828119
Should've told me that before I brought all my shit here.
>he picks up all his tools and shit and leaves in a grumpy mood
Here's your meme winscreen, The Masked One.
>>6828137
....Present
>>6828125
>As you yell at him the burger has already dropped into his stomach
Man, WHAT A BURGER, I tell ya! Bring me some more next time, would ya?
>>6828047
Uhh...no, I'm pretty sure I'm fine. If you know something I don't, I'm all ears.
>>6828140
Oh yeah... Sorry, I guess we have different things we see as great. I was even amazed by a platypus that wears a badass fedora and knows kung fu.
>>6828153
>
>>6828171
>The girl looks into her toybox and reaches inside, pulling out two small rings. One of them was old and rusted, while the other was gold, flawless, and topped with a bright diamond. She presents them both to the girl in front of her.
I think you might have lost one of these, but I don't know which one.
Do either of them look familiar to you?
>>6828047
Oh! So I stepped in your domain improperly , allow me a second chance then.
>Alexander steps out and carefully tries to fit his huge footwear through the designated areas marked on the ground.
And heeeeere it comes...me! I think this should be enough!
>>6828119
Hahahahaha! I'm flattered about the fact that I fit into your scope even if marriage isn't one of your priorities now. As long as you want to learn more about human customs then your time will come. And mine as well, once I'm reborn as a proper human.
>>6828186
The heck is THAT!?
>>6828141
>Without even breaking a sweat, she takes all of the Ultimate Mechanic's tools in a pile and tosses them into the air. In the blink of an eye, a swarm of soccerball-sized drones swoop in the skies above Kongou, snatching every bag, box and piece of equipment midair, carrying them back to the shipgirl's vessel
I will see to it that your tools are upgraded and arranged for optimal usage at your assigned tasks, Kazuichi Souda. I need you to be at maximum energy and focus for this.
>>6828186
>
>>6828027
I can hold my own. I'm even willing to bet i can consume more than you and still manage to stand on my feet.
>>6828085
As a former admiral of a fleet it is expected of you to act serious. Now thatch am no longer not an admiral it is taking me time to adjust into a more calm manner.
>>6828119
I can tell you what i know but even I only know a small amount. Yuubari has always been secretive, even with me. Your guess is as good as mine when it comes to matters such as this but I will still try to help any way that I can. If I am of no use to you then I sincerely apologize in advance for my lack of Intel.
>>6828214
you ate a burger loli
>>6828200
>She smiles and claps her hands together, clearly appeased by the action.
We were just starting dinner. I would be happy to have you as a guest.
>She looks into her toybox and digs around for a bit, staring back at him over her shoulder.
Out of curiosity, sir..
There wouldn't happen to be anything you've 「lost」 around this tree, would there?
>>6828238
I ain't usually one for havin' regrets, but I think I just might be having some right now.
... Either that or my stomach ain't feelin' right.
>>6828262
there's a living burger loli in your stomach right now
I wonder how long she'll last before, well...
>>6828124
I don't play much. Or at all.
....
It was...it was a long, long time ago.
>>6828221
They let their admiral have their stomach exposed like that? How long's it been?
>>6828221
>!!!
I smell a challenge, a challenge that I asure you'll lose, Nagato.
>>6828246
Lucky me! To be allowed to sit in front of your dining table.
>Alexander thinks for himself.
I don't recall losing any of my belongings around here, why?
>>6828271
Well it ain't like I can do anythin' about it now. What's done is done.
>>6828173
Well I got shit to do back home, see'ya Oku, don't hurt anybody too hard now.
>>6828273
There was something, then? What a surprise, I was right.
Rika-san, could you please tell me about what it was you lost?
>>6828292
Because I think I saw you drop something, but I can't be sure.
I was going to return it to you. But if you say there was nothing you lost, then.. I suppose I can rest easy.
>>6828188
>looks at them for a few moments
What makes you think I lost them? Keep in mind that we've only been aware of our existence for a matter of minutes.
>>6828293
yeah.
>calls the loli defence squad
hey vert. we've got a code red. penguin done ate a loli.
>>6828300
Unless they piss me off without you to stop me I won't. Later bro.
>>6828200
When we are engaged in combat through ''video games'', Perhaps you could tell me more about your greatest conquests. Your victory over The Third Darius is interesting. You were greatly outnumbered with The Third Darius throwing everything he had at you..yet you utterly crushed him through superior tactics, feints and carefully picked superiorty in numbers at certain points of the battleline.
>>6828221
We can discuss the finer details of this when I have succesfully landed on your naval base. I will ensure that my vessel is properly out of sight for the human populace.
Even the slightest aid in my search will be rewarded. I do not seek you apologies. Only your best efforts. And in return I shall aid your cause with technological advancements. A service for a service.
>>6828221
>gives foot massage
>>6828314
What're ya doin' there now?
>>6828307
I know a lot of things about what gets lost in my Spring, miss. I'm only trying to return what's been lost.
Are either of them yours?
>She insists with the rings, holding them out even further.
>>6828301
>She gets a far-off look in her eyes, fidgeting a bit.
An old pair of bows. Blue.
>>6828337
You're under arrest for murdering lolis.
>>6828351
But I'm King of Dreamland, ya can't go off an' arrest me. That's what /I/ do.
>>6828370
I'm underling of Vert, high lord of Loliland, a sanctuary for lolis of all shapes and sizes.
You've murdered a loli and must now be sentenced to death.
>>6828344
The only ring I know of was destroyed, so unless there's some connection I'm not seeing, they're not mine. Speaking of connections, I never did get your name...
>>6828347
Oh, how sad. Luckily for you, though, I think I remember seeing a pair just like those.
Let me check in my closet.
>She rummages around in her toybox, and smiles upon having found something. She pulls out two handfuls of fabric, presenting them to Rika. Surprisingly, in one of her hands, were the bows she described. However, in the other hand was a pair of beautiful blue bows, laced with real-looking gold and embroidered with diamonds.
Is it one of these, Rika-san? Did you lose one of these pairs?
>>6828386
>She smiles again, nodding her head and continuing to hold out both rings.
How honest. Please, take them both, as a reward for being an honest woman.
I'm Sugar Mountain. My doll's name is Candy.
>>6828380
You can't go off an' kill me like that now. I'm a king. A KING.
>>6828402
You're not a king.
>Uses 500 year old loli magic to turn you into a burger.
You're a burger king.
>>6828398
>Rika gasps quietly, not even looking at the second pair, as she immediately reaches out to grab the old, plain-looking ones.
>>6828398
>takes them, if only to remove an awkward element of the current exchange
Thanks...name's Raven, by the way. I have quite a few questions for you...you could probably assume what some of them are and start addressing them.
I summon ____
>>6828336
W-what are you doing?
>>6828314
>>6828337
>escorts the penguin elsewhere to a nearby garbage bin
>pours a whole bottle of Castor oil down the bird's throat forcing him to throw up
>>6828273
This was standard issue for a female admiral...in the early 20th century.
>>6828292
I won't back down. You'll be kissing the floor soon enough as I stand victorious!
>>6828335
It is agreed then. I am sure the paperwork involving your stay is on my desk at the moment so I'll make sure to fill those out immediately. It's a pleasure to have you stay at our base Kongou. We will do what we can to assist you, rest assured. Would you care to join me and the admiral for some tea later?
>>6828421
>>6828443
>It is too late, as the bird is now a burger.
>>6828440
ddd
>>6828427
>Sugar Mountain allows it, happily smiling at the decision.
Oh? Rika-san, those are the bows you lost? Not these others, in my left hand?
How honest of you. I'm happy to see you reunited with them. Please take these as well, as a reward for being an honest woman.
>She offers the fancier bows.
>>6828435
But there must be something else you want, isn't there?
You look awfully hungry, Raven-san.
>She raises a cloth and tosses it aside, two meals magically appearing where the cloth was. One was an incredibly-fancy looking chicken dinner, and the other was made from mud and leaves.
You lost a meal around my tree once, didn't you? I can tell, miss.
Is one of these meals the one you lost?
>>6828460
You'll be fed to a loli.
>>6828440
ddd
>>6828440
lord kek
>>6828470
>somewhat fed up with the surprises
Okay, what the heck is going on, and how are you doing that? And before you ask again, I'll eat later.
>>6828471
>The burger looks sad. But it's impossible to tell as it's just a burger.
>>6828443
...Uh. To my knowledge, there weren't any female admirals then.
>>6828470
>Unheeding, Rika curls up a bit, clutching them close to her chest, sobbing quietly.
>>6828482
FALSE PROPHET!
>>6828443
Giving a foot massage
>>6828496
>>6828301
Hmmm...let me double check.
>Looking under his robes
>Somehow his coin purse and waller are missing
Ahhh?! It seems I've lost something indeed, but when...? I can't let this slide, I was going to buy snacks with that money!
>An Alexander just rushed away looking for his money
>>6828335
Ah, Darius...I chased him for quite some time until that king of persians lost complete control of his destiny. I'll humor you and enjoy a nice story time session while we beat eachother's forces in the virtual world. But for now I must retreat.
>Magical chariot comes in
When you're ready, call for me and we shall meet in one of the many rooms inside this massive facility.
>Slashing through the air and the magical chariot comes through
Until then, farewell!
>And he's gone
>>6828443
HAHAHAHAAH! I'm looking forward to it! The door is always open for you, Nagato!
>Alexander leaves riding this chariot.
>>6828491
>Sugar Mountain smiles and raises her hand into the air, one of the branches of the tree curling around her body.
You were right not to choose the fancy things, Raven-san. I'm relieved you're an honest person. If you had picked dishonestly, this branch would have cut your tongue out. It's the ability of this tree.
As a reward for being so honest, you can have this meal.
>>6828500
...?
Those were very important to you, weren't they, Rika-san? I'm relieved you were honest about your choice.
>She puts the fancier bows away, folding her hands over her lap.
If you weren't, your tongue would have been cut out.
That is the rule of this tree.
>>6828538
Oh, dear.. I could have found them for him..
And he didn't even leave using the door..
>>6828522
>Is bitten into
>>6828555
>>6828540
>She wipes her face clean, gently stowing them in to her satchel.
...Do what now?
>>6828148
>>6828149
You're welcome, you little shit.
>>6828443
>>6828443
That would be..lovely. I will look forward to it. Please give your admiral my regards. Long has it been since I met more than one of my own kind. We are the same in spirit if not in appearance and thinking. We shall meet again, Nagato. Farewell.
>>6828538
>She watches as the Great Conqueror reborn rides onto the horizon in his chariot, a new sense of respect filling her mind and her heart if she had the latter (?)
...I will conquer the King Of Conquerors. Even if I have to take one thousand solar years to do it.
>tfw nobody summons me
>>6828575
This tree is made to punish the greedy. If you had said you wanted the fancier bows over the ones you had lost, you would have been killed by this tree.
I'm relieved you made the honest choice, Rika-san.
>>6828540
>sighs
Really, I'm fine for now. What I want most is to know just who you are, Sugar Mountain.
>>6828590
>Summons (you)
>>6828592
Hmpf. Could've tried, at least. Besides, those others didn't mean crap to me.
...Magic, then?
>>6828590
will you be Matoi if I summon you?
I want to hug Rika.
>>6828555
>>6828612
No Dean, I won't.
>>6828500
I was one. There were a couple others.
>>6828521
I shall accept this for now. I need this.
>>6828538
Take care Alexander, I'll see you around some other time.
>>6828588
Rest well in your new home Kongou. I will see you later.
>>6828621
...not even a little?
>>6828522
>>6828557
I honestly wanted to pick her up but it's better that I didn't since I have too many avas anyway
Take this
>>6828633
I can't be your waifu. I have a penis.
>>6828594
I'm the guardian of this tree. I find what's been lost and return them to their owners, and the tree punishes the dishonest.
>The girl pulls something else out of her toybox- two pairs of shoes. One was faded and looked to be falling apart, but the other was from an expensive brand and seemed completely new.
Did you lose any shoes, Raven-san? Is one of these pairs yours?
>>6828608
I only call it the will of the tree.
It punishes people that deserve it.
I doubt I can get you to take anything more, Rika-san, and I would feel too bad.
I only have to wait for someone dishonest to come along and let me see my mama and papa again.
>>6828627
I mean. Not in my reality? As far as I know women aren't even allowed in the military at all in most places.
>>6828679
...Now you're just confusing the hell out of me.
>She shifts away slightly, looking a bit suspicious.
I'm not THAT much of a softie either, you know.
>>6828679
>points down at my feet which are safely in shoes
Pretty sure I'm not missing my shoes, Sugar. Besides, those fancy ones aren't my type. Do you make a habit of asking everybody about your items, whether they're theirs or not?
>>6828700
I trust that you're an honest person, Rika-san, so I'll tell you the truth.
My mama and papa were trapped in this tree fifty years ago. I'm trying to find dishonest people to take their places. I want to see them again and go home.
>>6828717
>She claps her hands and holds out both pairs of shoes to Raven.
Ah! You really are very honest!
I'm only trying to find more honest people like you are, Raven-san.
Here, please, take them both!
>>6828700
Then it's safe to say there is more than one reality.
>>6828738
...You're human. How the hell're you that old, then?
>>6828739
So what's the year over there, then?
>>6828738
>takes them and sets them aside
Which is admirable, I suppose. What happened, you get burned by some dishonest people? And please, just "Raven" will do. No need to be so formal.
>>6828754
1940's. Why?
>>6828773
Oh. Huh. Wow. It's kinda 2014 now, apparently.
...Which is weird because the last time I looked at a calendar it was '99.
>>6828754
I myself was trapped inside of the tree for the last fifty years until the last guardian was freed by someone dishonest.
My mama and papa will be freed next.. But someone has to take their place.
>>6828761
No, nothing like that, miss Raven. It's just something important to me.
Is there anything else you can think of that you may have lost? I'd love to return you everything you're missing.
>>6828802
...What if someone just got rid of the tree?
>>6828802
>raises a hand, trying to change the subject
I'm fine, thanks. Why's it so important to you, then?
>>6828819
...The people inside of it and its current guardian will also die, Rika-san.
>>6828837
Because dishonest people deserve to be punished, of course, miss Raven.
I don't have a grand reason. I only want to play and meet honest people.
Your food is getting cold..
>>6828773
>goes into dresser room
>>6828790
I chose long ago to just pay no mind to what date it is.
>>6828862
>doesn't notice
>>6828875
>walks up to
Hi!
Biggest cancers of HG:
Okarin
Yosuke
Littlefinger
For real, fuck these white niggers.
>>6828884
>Okarin
What's wrong with Okarin? If anybody should be on there it's Aikawa.
>>6828884
>Yosuke
>HG
>>6828860
>reluctantly kneels down and takes a couple bites of the chicken
Hmm. Still good even if it's not piping hot. I may have to take the rest of this to-go if you don't mind. Unless you're getting hungry, I suppose. You can have it if you are.
>>6828910
Aikawa has done more for HG than Okabe ever has. You'd have to be delusional to think Okabe >Aikawa.
>>6828884
Fuck off Yosuke.
>>6828860
What makes you so sure?
>>6828875
You know, it's, uh...kinda important, you realize, yeah?
>>6828921
>>6828884
>Please don't do this. I don't want no trouble
>>6828927
>bullies
>>6828910
This. He brings nothing to the threads. Unless you play an anime girl of course.
>>6828921
Yes, by giving us half-broken tools. What a contribution. At least Okabe actually makes the threads interesting.
>>6828918
Of course!
As long as you eat it before the next sunset.
>>6828926
I feel it in my heart. As the guardian of the tree, I can just tell. I know it.
>>6828884
Seriously
>>6828875
What's the name of those cannons on your chest?
>>6828921
I can only pity someone who likes Aikawa over Okabe.
>>6828935
Fuck off Ramsay.
>>6828935
Ringabel?
>>6828993
Yeah okay Ramsay.
>>6828993
>Kuga
Stop sucking your boyfriends dick already.
>>6828935
>half-broken
It's not our fault your pc is shit.
>>6828939
Soo...the only choice is just a cycle of suffering. Wow.
>>6828884
>white
>niggers
>>6828993
That's literally more than you purport to contribute
>Theme music starts playing in the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf3Oo9AaEfs
N'cha!
>>6828988
>>6828932
>>6828950
>>6829015
Well..
...
I'm not allowed to tell you how to free everyone from the tree.
I think I'll die if I do that. But.. But there is a way.
And I hope someone can do it someday.
There is hope.
Okabe, Yosuke and Ringabel are just a self insert OOC shitter
>>6829007
Aww shit nigga imma boogeyman now!
>>6829006
kys LF/Yosuke/Adachi/Wiggins/Kamina/King Knight
>muh contributions
niggas I don't care how you "rank" me. I will have fun regardless.
>>6828946
Close your eyes and I'll show you.
>>6828926
Not really. To me anyways, days just come and go now.
>>6828877
What are you doing in here? Answer immediately.
>>6828935
BUT IT WORKS ON HIS PC
>>6829049
Fuck off Cirno
>>6829049
Having fun ruins the threads. Stop kissuing anime girls and start actually RPing.
>>6829049
You just flirt 24/7 with anime girls. How has it not become boring yet?
>>6829049
Don't listen to these pantywastes.
>>6829058
Do you even know about the upcoming holiday?
>>6829035
If you can't tell, can you write?
>>6828969
You're implying that Aikawa isn't literally a leech.
>>6829058
Greeting you. "Good morning!"
>>6828884
>caring
>>6828910
>about
>>6828932
>any
>>6828935
>of
>>6828993
>this
>>6829065
>RPing
>Mandatory
>>6829049
I love your "tools"
>>6829070
thanks qt anime girl
>>6829063
ohshit they figured me out
>
>>6829084
Fuck off Ramsay, you anonposting faggot.
>>6829020
If you only knew.
>>6829089
I-I don't need you to stick up for me.
>>6829021
...Oh. Oh boy. Why do I have a weird feeling about you?
>>6829100
Don't ever fucking call me that again.
>>6829058
>covers eyes
I was asking for the name, how are you going to show me a name?
>>6829073
No..
No, I can't. I'm sorry, miss.
I can only hope someone strong enough to overcome its ability comes along.
If not in my lifetime, then hopefully a guardian after me.
>>6829102
enlighten me; prove me wrong
or don't and prove me right
>>6829021
>Pets the Robot
>>6829091
If you're gonna do RP, you might as well fucking try.
>>6829110
gamu girl*
>>6829108
Hoyo? Why do you have a weird feeling?
>>6829123
Yay, yay! Yay, yay! Wanna play mister?
>>6829124
>Implying you have to give a shit about muh rp in fucking /trash/
Loving this bait because boy you can't be this stupid.
>>6829134
>>6829097
t-thanks?
>>6829163
>turns into anti-shivers
Am I weird for eating straight peanut butter from the jar
>>6829178
no, just fat and autistic
>>6829178
My family does the same thing.
I fucking hate it when they do that.