Welcome to the One Hundred and Fifty-first Classy Games!
I'll have 36 of you. Ready...go.
AGENT P
>>6825921
Donald J. Trump
>>6825921
Classy Rinoa
Doctor BEES
Adachi
Eggman-kun
Mitsurugi Meiya
Reimu Hakurei
>>6825921
Rika
Adrian Rollini
Nagato
>>6825921
Saber
Starlord
Sailor Mars
Darling-Kun
Gordon
>>6825921
The Wrench
>>6825923
>Yeah, appreciated. If nothing else I want people to get a laugh out of him.
>>6825921
Rolf
>>6825921
Anne Hanakoizumi
Minako
Darling-kun's Wife
Tiny snek
Joe Rushton
Kotori Iida
>>6825921
Classy JoJo
Korekiyo Shinguji
Jessica Albert
>>6825921
Pom
>>6825923
>For some reason that hurts
Classy Reigen
>>6825923
>I still have fun, I just have a tight schedule so I can't always do stuff.
Sleeping lolis
>>6825815
>
>>6825923
>I will NEVER take a main protag. Ever. Or even just a 'main' character in general.
>>6825863
>Thoth has probably got some new ones since he got an appearance in Smite.
>>6825962
>>6825874
>She clearly couldn't care less, walking forward at the same pace.
>Orange
SaniTY
David
Seto Kaiba
CLASSY SAVE THE WORLD
>>6825921
King of class Kaito
>>6825921
Sorona von Hartellia
Lisa Mishima
Kongou
>>6825923
>Everyone really does love Rolf, holy shit.
Alexander the Late
Late Go
CLASSY GET BACKERS
>>6826010
Rolf and Ed are literally 50% of their source.
One roster.
Here beginneth the review.
>>6825923
>because I've grown to love those who are her and have been here. This place is a great time sink and there would be no point to it if I didn't have fun. Everybody here is like my second disfunctional family that I've come to accept over time. Even if I don't talk much I still try to have fun.
>>6825921
Crashman
>>6826036
>Everybody here is like my second disfunctional family that I've come to accept over time.
Wow....That hit right in the feels because I realise how much this applies to me aswell.
>>6826033
I hope everyone's ready for some good, clean fun!
>>6826033
>>6826013
Surrender my position to him.
>>6825951
>hugs from behind
>>6826033
Looks great to me, especially Darling.
>>6826033
Can't fucking wait to lose again.
>>6826030
>Fair.
>>6826033
Rolf is ready to begin the senseless slaughter of the innocent ones!
Misuzu
>>6826033
Swap please
>>6825997
>>6826026
>>6826052
>Loud, rapidly-intensifying screams pf terror.
>>6826033
There is a familiar, good looking guy in District 2.
>>6825963
Have a great christmas season
>>6825962
Funny avatars are amongst my favorites, nothing makes a better day than having someone online make me crack a wide smile and laugh
>>6825985
It is really difficult to point out a single trait I like about you.
>>6825986
Ah, that sucks, I hope it clears up eventually
>>6825989
Scared of the responsibility of using the main character? I can understand that.
>>6826010
He's a funny guy, but I have to admit nostalgia also plays a big role.
>>6826036
This place really is a time sink, a bit too much in fact.
I hate to admit, but that family part kinda applies for me as well considering how often I'm here.
>>6825989
Don't say I didn't warn you!
>He raises the sledgehammer, walks back again, but then hesitates.
...Y-You really can stop now. I'm giving you the chance.
>>6826033
Let us begin.
>>6826033
If you could be dear and give my spot to the next in line, i'd 'preciate it.
>>6826051
Now that's kindness! You're just leaving me in your debt little by little, Nagato!
>>6825963
It's almost like you can read what's in my head. However, there's also a certain way we can duel, Kongou.
>>6825831
I missed you best cat.
>>6826033
>>6826060
Y'know what. Give my spot there.
I know you're gonna rig this shit against me anyways.
>>6826069
I have to agree with that statement.
>>6826033
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>6826086
Holy shit those are some huge udders.
>>6826033
>>6826056
>wraps self around your fingers in as if it's going to try to protect you
>>6825923
>Nah, you're mostly right, Anon.
>I just came here just during a short time, mostly to finish some works until I finally finish the semester.
>btw, if someone dared to pick a character from that series, it will be pretty interesting, 999 and VLR were GOAT tier.
>>6826033
Alright, everyone here don't try get on any kind of problems, and... I'm sure that nobody wants me to get involved on your issues.
>>6826097
Name it. If it is another way for me to best one of humanity's greatest commanders in battle then Iit is all the same to me.
Nagato out, Alex in. Kaito out, repomen in. Jessica out, Sorona in. Wrench out, Misuzu in. Save The World, your request is superfluous.
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>6825923
>Thank you for the advice, by the way. I have been focusing too much on just a small portion of them.
>>6826072
(Doing this in 2 parts)
>>6826072
>i have feelings, you know?
>anyways, you are fucking right about me but you don't have to be rude to tell me i'm a piece of shit
>>6826119
Alright
Fuck, I played 999 so fucking long ago, almost feels nostalgic at this point
>>6826097
You needn't worry about paying me back. Just do your best in stead.
>>6826033
Krrrrrrrrrrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsYREFwxYFI
>>6826072
>Basically. I just don't think I could pull them off. The most high-profile/prominent character I even use is Futo, and I still don't think I can use her right.
>>6826078
>It's as if she doesn't even realize the weapon is there.
>>6826125
>>6826072
>>6826136
How the fuck can Wanko's top NOT fit you?
>>6826113
If I 'ad a piece of gold for every time someone said 'at, I'd be a millionaire.
>>6826095
>>6826099
Thank you both. I'll do what I can not to waste it.
>>6826123
>>6826033
>scratches some sour notes out on a violin
It's about to get real classy in here.
>>6826116
D'awww, aren't you just the cutest little thing?
>>6826098
>>6826086
Every girl have bigger breast even without drinking milk.. luck is not on my side
>>6826072
>>6826048
Even if I am to be the last one standing in this place I will not forget the good times I had and I certainly look forward to the ones the lie in wait.
>>6826151
Considered putting them to work then? I'm sure you could find some way to make money using your, em, gifts, that doesn't involve anything too sleazy
>>6826119
>I went through ZTD earlier this year and 999 a year or two ago and I loved both, so if I really felt like it I could avfag someone from either of those. Maybe the little fucker with the helmet whose name I forget. That would make for some interesting scenarios.
>>6826181
Making me sad friendo
>>6826072
>Am I late for a rate?
Well, it's been two weeks since the last one of these. Let's see if you remember how to Bloodbath properly.
The festive snekwife certainly has the right idea, considering how she's scored First and Second Blood! McDonald's is ramping up the corporate sponsorship, not-best Sailor Scout is dispatched by a mere tree branch, Rika wastes no time in taking out a perennial threat, and a partridge in a pear tree. That's how it goes, right?
>>6826179
Milk is for bones, and it doesn't make them bigger either. Boobs are mostly fat cell distribution.
>>6826194
I am starting to tolerate you because of your JoJo ava and that says a lot. Keep it up.
>>6826194
Khorosho, tovarish.
>>6826197
That, and I just don't like him.
>>6826141
Hey, if it'll protect the mask...
>He attempts to swing the sledgehammer at the girl's legs
>>6826157
Do you need a good luck bonus before you head in?
>>6826199
Then everything i know is a lie?
>>6826197
I'm not sure if "dragon assistant" will help my resume.
>>6826197
Krrrrrrrrrrr
>>6826197
Take whatever you want, it's not like I'm gonna let you keep it.
Somebody called?
>>6826197
Rolf enjoys this newfangled American cuisine controlled by the smiling clown Rolf does not feel safe around!
>>6826197
Wine is fine, but I'm grabbing some tequila on the way out.
>>6826187
Using the o'll girls is inherently sleazy. I'd rather put in my own back breakin' labor for coin, thank you very much, plus, I don't want to end up like 'em puff puff girls, 'ats just sad.
>>6826204
>mfw JoJo saved me. Thanks for the complement anon
>>6826206
Cпacибo
>>6826197
If any of you get my suit dirty I'll be really pissed off.
>>6826197
I think you have mistaken me for your district partner. You know, the dude that looks exactly like me.
>>6826220
I want to cum inside Elsa.
>>6826197
i didn't eat today... running was a bad idea..
>>6826136
Will do! But only if you put your lungs to work and root for me and-
>>6826197
>>6826136
...Eheherere, maybe it's best to save it.
>>6826120
Have you ever heard about VIDEOGAMES?
>>6826220
>All those good avas you don't ever play
>You rarely ever RP so it doesn't matter anyways
On the heels of the tragedy in Berlin, a foursome heads out for revenge. JoJo, you among all people should know better than that! Wow, Starlord's kinda heartless. En route to showing people what 12% of a plan looks like, he also makes a widow and grieving mother out of the snekwife. The Cleveland Effect strikes again.
>>6826166
>hastily puts on noise-canceling headphones
>>6826211
>She stumbles at the blow, but you feel like you just swung at a fucking rock.
>>6826150
It was simply tampered with, must've been.
>>6826193
Your tears can be shed on another day faceless, now is not the time. We still have a ways to go before we set our arms down for good.
>>6826246
There will always be next time.
>>6826264
>the cleveland effect
Kill yourself.
>>6826238
>
>>6826264
Krrrrrrrrrrr
>>6826197
These pens sure are sharp...
>>6826264
Hey, don't blame me! I just thought you caught my bad side with that one win of yours I got and thought my picture could use a little updating...!
>>6826264
Just keep your mitts off my sausage and we'll get along just fine.
>>6826264
Head up into the trees, I'll keep watch down here and we'll both get out of here and forget this ever happened, okay?
>>6826246
Pointless visual stimulation for human entertainment. What of it? Is that your preferred way of dueling?
You are hiding something. You wish to challenge me at a ''videogame'' where you think you have the upper hand at the start. No matter. Name your terms and I will accept, Conqueror.
Say goodbye to these ten. Now, if Sailor Mercury had been in, she'd have probably killed everybody and won the game by now.
>>6826220
>accidentally mouse over this
>it crashes my webpage
>>6826125
>>6826145
Baron, you would be a really fucking cool dude if you were less serious and insulted most of the time
I see HG as a place to chill out, but you give off that vibr that you take everyhing serious here
>>6826129
I always try to be honest, I don't care if I hurt someones feelings when telling my opinion.
Honestly is the best policy.
>>6826141
I can imagine that talking like Shakespear can be hard for a Texan. I understand how you feel on this.
>>6826181
I don't think I'm forget HG easily either, though one day it'll just be a distant memory
>>6826194
In my opinion, you are just bland.
That's the best way I can describe it.
And don't ask me how you could improve, I have no clue myself and if I did I would have improved my own RP instead.
>>6826220
If you don't RP as Severus Snape on a daily basis I will destroy South Korea
I have to go to work, so I'll see you guys later
All this meta stuff is fun to discuss every once in a while.
>>6826220
Wish for more Ursula.
>>6826264
I wonder what I might have caused with the removal of President Trump. Well, surely no WW3. Also, try to catch up, doppelgänger.
>>6826287
You were lucky enough that you were not part of that group.
>>6826271
Okay friendo. Love you, and forgive me for the Pearl Harbor thing, I didn't realize it would be a sore topic.
>>6826285
There's no hope for me now...
>>6826135
>Me too, It's been a while since I played those games, the Music and the Story were enough for me, even with some flaws.
>Don't make me want to replaying it again, Anon.
>>6826191
>Don't you mean "Q"? (I know about the real name, just for avoid spoilers)
>Surely it would be interesting for some scenarios, so feel free if you wanted to do it anyways, just don't bullshit someone with that damn brat.
>>6826319
>>6826315
Bland is the nicest comment I have gotten. I use Okuyasu to improve myself, but I have been waiting when I can greet post as him.
>>6826264
>>6826294
Oh, it was yours'? I thought it was just some ugly idiot.
>>6826315
>Not quite that, but I just don't exactly have a guideline on how to speak like that anywhere, and she's a very weird mix of 'religious zealot' and 'insane pyromaaniac'
>>6826309
>Sailor Mercury
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>>6826330
You're still a kid. Might fill in some, might not, doesn't really matter too much. One day, you might be thankful you had to work harder on the sphere in your head instead of getting an easy trip thanks to the two on your chest
>>6826268
>His mask switches to "what the hell" mode
Y-You can stop anytime you want, dearie! Just say the word!
>He swings again, this at the girl's torso
The grieving wife, having just dried her tears, starts rage mode ever so slightly. Littlefinger, having not killed himself, uses his influence to give Reimu some handy advice. Reigen...actually, I plead the fifth. When the music's over, turn out the lights...
>>6826294
At least go through the proper channels first...unless you are an art expert.
>>6826315
Till that moment let us try to enjoy it. Thank you for this conversation Anonymous.
>>6826327
It's not necessarily a sore topic, just something I'd rather not reflect on.
>want to arr pee
>greeting posts are attention whorish
>butting in is frownd upon
Gyyuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhb
>>6826356
>this time*
>>6826357
>>6826359
Just reply to other people's greeting posts.
>>6826359
Trust me, it isn't
It's simply just the loud minority silent majority thing.
>>6826357
Hey, those were my comfiest clothes!
>>6826348
Oi, oi! Who asked you, short stuff? I'm not ugly! I said it was a bad picture, didn't I?!
... I'm not an idiot, either...!
>>6826315
>Fine. is not the first time that i been told that i'm shit anyways
>>6826319
>>6826357
Shouldn't be much trouble.
>>6826315
>I know I just end up caring about this place more then I should. Im getting there but its a slow and steady progress.
>>6826359
>Actually caring about what other people think and not just doing what you want to a certain degree
>>6826271
Wanna play some videogames while the tournament of the classiest warriors ensues?
>>6826304
Hoooh! Now that's fierce. This is merely a way of modern entertainment I've addopted after being summoned as a Servant. It can be competitive but is by no means something to determine our strengths. Do you accept?
>>6826359
It's almost like HG is retarded or something
>>6826357
Nothing less than a just paying a little fee for their extermination.
>>6826301
I want to fuck this ayy lmao
>>6826359
>That doesn't stop me from doing it.
>>6826374
H-Have I meet you before?
>>6826393
GET
IN
LINE
>>6826339
>Yeah, him. Dunno what you mean by"don't bullshit someone," unless you mean his actual identity.
>>6826357
Rolf does not think he will ever achieve the American Dream status of owning a fancy tuxeco and little treats served on sticks...
>>6826358
It was a good battle though, and you were the flagship of the fleet conducting it I believe. That has to count for something right?
Wow, the repo men hired a contractor? Whatever works, I guess. The dragon lady takes her opportunity to make one kill into two. About Rinoa...actually, I plead the fifth again.
>>6826351
The anon knows.
>>6826357
O-Oh yeah?! Can a 4 year old do this?!
>
>>6826357
I'd have asked the curator for an updated version but they're a bit busy, aren't they?! I guess I'll just have to win an updated version!
>>6826405
Man your filenames really remind me of crust. I miss that cunt
>>6826393
And I want a hot guy to hang out with.
Tough world isn't it?
>>6826381
ALMA? ALMA!? ALMA! ALMA!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGUAGHHGHAAUGHAGUAHGUAAUGUAHGAUHGUAHGUAHGHAGHAAUGUUAUGUGUGUGAHAHAHAH!
*smashes his coffee cup on the ground and prepares for battle*
oh wait it's just you
*sheathes katana and starts lapping up the spilled coffee*
carry on
>>6826356
>She falls over like a ragdoll, before standing back up.
Stop what?
>>6826355
i guess you're right.. but i need those for my own safety!
>>6826416
>reminding me that Crust and Uncle Ultron don't post anymore
My feelings anon THEY'RE HURT
>>6826405
There's 3 females in HG that I know of and they all play females.
>>6826357
I use my position as Grand Archduke to revert the declaration. I am a classy idiot.
>>6826378
We shall meet as finalists on the battleground. These games can only handle one good looking guy.
>>6826408
Now that's some good tea. I knew you were a good guy, doppelgänger.
>>6826239
>>6826263
>>6826311
>>6826315
>>6826316
Oki, I need a compass on who to play, if I ever decide to RP sometime later.
Arigatos
>>6826383
Video game? Is it like a board game?
>>6826406
At that time it was, but in this day and age it is not something a lot of people would give praise for.
>>6826383
>She gives it a moment of thought before standing up and walking towards the Great Alexander reborn, staring him right in the eyes with rubyred eyes before offering her left hand
I accept your terms. I will adapt to your videogame and learn from your strategies and counter them with my own. As it should be.
What's this? You actually improved? I'm mildly impressed. Of course, you're probably about to have a week of peace, so now I'm none too pleased.
>>6826415
Now there's an idea. Just do what you did the last time and you'll be fine.
>>6826408
>>6826438
Tea is class right? See, I can be classy. Also, the name's Owen and I'll be looking forward to that.
>>6826393
>sleeping with xeno scum
It's like you dont want normal kids or something
>>6826408
Aw, nuts. Can't win 'em all. Thank you for your help, sir.
>>6826439
Dudd you should like make a spinwheel with your avatars on it.
Just spin and RP as the result of the spinwheel
>>6826408
IT IS THE FEROCIOUS DRAGON FROM THE MYTHS IN OLD COUNTRY! SOMEONE, SAVE ROLF!
>>6826416
>Crust stopped posting around the time I joined HG, so it's probably just a happy coincidence.
>>6826434
>Don't ruin the joke.
>>6826408
>>6826397
Not a chance. I'd never forget a face like yours, and I don't remember seeing one quite like it.
Joseph Joestar. What's your name, Scarface?
>>6826408
You're gonna learn, today...!!
>>6826408
Rika-chan, you now recognize me?
>>6826441
It was just business of a sort, it's not your fault that the timing was off so it ended up being done before the declaration of war was received.
>>6826426
Trying to grab the mask! I won't hit you if you just stop!
>He's obviously intimidated by the almost unbelievable strength this little girl has. His hands begin to shake, and he almost drops the sledgehammer.
>>6826466
Long dick style
Well, what did I tell ya? I'm a damn fortune teller.
>>6826439
I don't know but I wanna shove my face in Mio's bottom.
t. ramsay
>>6826416
>tfw you try to make your filenames amusing but you're aren't that good at it
>>6826405
>Besides of that It's just a silly meme, don't worry about it.
>>6826492
Kill yourself Hoshi
>>6826451
You must be the guy that one girl was looking for. I think her name was April or something and she was mistaking me with another similar looking guy.
Oh yeah, my name is Peter, but the galaxy calls me Starlord.
>>6826483
I know better than to pray to some suspicious "god".
>>6826483
All of this class and we still can't find a rythym...
>>6826466
Okuyasu Niji- Joseph... Joestar? Are you Josuke's Dad?
I wonder what you four would have to be jealous of those two? You might be able to say that Rinoa's not a fan of girl-on-girl action. Fortunately, she prevented another peaceful moment. Of course, being speared in the foot isn't exactly that peaceful...
>>6826513
You'll need his blessing to get married, after all.
>>6826493
>tfw my folder is a fucking disaster
>>6826475
But...you're not even hurting?
>She sniffs at the air.
You're afraid...?
>>6826441
Sort of! But inside a TV screen while we smash buttons for things to happen. How come you don't know about them?
>>6826444
Hahahahhaha!
>Iskander stands up without breaking eye contact and shakes her hand.
That's the attitude! It seems you've gpt an idea of what they are, I'd also listen to any suggestions about what you consider to be entertaining aside of the battlefield.
>>6826374
Oi, oi, can you blame me, Brit? It looked like a completely different person! Grey hair, even.
>>6826519
AGH, SON OF A BITCH, WHAT THE HELL?!
>>6826522
smell this ya fuckin cunt
>pisses on you
>>6826483
It's sturdy and far enough off the ground to be safe. I think.
>>6826508
April? Doesn't sound familiar but maybe we've met. Good luck, "Starlord".
>>6826519
>>6826532
Whoops, my bad. You shouldn't have walked in front of where I'm spearing though.
>Captain Jack stirs from his drunken slumber, straws of hay sticking out from every crevice of his outfit.
I've not arrived late to the ra-
>He holds up a finger, gingerly leans over the half wall behind him, and lets loose the remaining, highly alcoholic contents of his stomach
late to the ratings, 'ave I?
>>6826473
In the end, all my triumphs, medals, accolades and accommodations meant nothing.
>>6826526
Sounds alien to me. I am from a different time where a radio was the only thing a household had for entertainment.
>>6826520
What fucking blessing?
>>6826519
She must be in a bad mood
>>6826513
Josuke...? Who the Hell is that? Do I look old enough to be anyone's dad?
>>6826532
G-Grey hair?! Oh no! I'm too young to be getting grey already...!
And how could you possibly mistake me for some old geezer?!
>>6826465
Stand up, Saber! You're spending too much time playing dead and as a King, it is no less than unsightly.
>angry hatless Raven noises
Did you know that the end of the game is almost always preceded by those noises?
>>6826549
>rubs tummy
>>6826519
>>6826519
>distant pony noises
Good Night.
>>6826549
It meant something to the people that gave them to you. I'm sure you were pretty beloved.
>>6826548
>>6826522
I'm afraid of the fact that you're able to just shake off two hits from a sledgehammer! That's fucking unnatural!
>>6826561
I feel nothing.
I don't even need to post an image because you know who the fuck it is.
>>6826550
The marriage blessing, hello?
>>6826561
Shit, at least we both made it this far.
>>6826542
You're making me incredibly tempted to play a Dino.
I already have a weird enough ava selection as it is.
>>6826526
..I do not fully understand the concept of entertaining. I was programmed and created for one thing only: Naval domination. Free will is a terrifying thing. I have been free of the Admiralty Code for years and I still do not know what to do.
If I take your concept of ''entertainment'' for my own: Nothing pleases me more than listening to the soundwaves I produce on the piano stationed on the bow of my vessel. You have heard it once.
>>6826542
Same goes to you. It's good to finally have someone I can root for without feeling ba-
>>6826561
We even had the same idea, it was a dumb idea though.
>>6826583
Explain this too me! I am lost here
>>6826561
Raven, I swore that I learned my lesson after the first half dozen times...
>Cough
C-Could you pass me my liver...?
>>6826561
Really? An Aussa wins again episode?
>>6826548
You quite did, sea wanderer. Sit down and watch the events unfold.
>Colonel and Jack ar nice desu.
>>6826600
You're getting married to Josuke, right?
>>6826590
>Do it, I was tempted to do Blue before I decided it would probably be best to play someone who can actually speak.
>>6826599
If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid. Shame it really was stupid.
Before we move on to the good stuff, I must note that you managed to increase the kill count with each successive funeral. Rather well done.
>>6826601
Sure, as soon as I sort it out from the others...
>>6826561
Friiiiiiiiiig
>>6826548
I remember Colonel Sanders. His preparation of small poultry is legendary among his kind.
>>6826621
T-Take your time...
The dust settles, the blood and guts are swept aside, and tank girl is the last one rolling.
>>6826618
I AM NOT! DO LOOK LIKE SOME FAGGOT TO YOU?
(Plz no, no yaoi. Yet)
>>6826542
YOU TURNED AROUND!
>>6826557
How the hell should I know? You both had the same face, alright?
>>6826561
You're welcome.
>>6826643
Hehehehehe. Thanks for the show.
>aussa has won 90 times
>i haven't won once
Do I need to develop assburgers to win this fucking game?
>>6826620
Well, there were better plans, but it was worth a try.
>>6826643
Congratulations, HUMAN girl. Thank you for hosting, Raven.
>>6826643
Well done for such a tiny creature. Thank you for this despite my absence, magician.
>>6826643
Krrrrrrrrrrr
>>6826648
>Yet
>>6826648
Yes.
>>6826576
...Unnatural for a human?
>>6826663
Rude dude.
hang yourself.
>>6826663
Cheeseburgers man
>>6826643
Congratulations Rika!
Thank you very much for adding class to the day Raven!
>>6826653
nice rp
Placements.
A decent showing from some of you. Others of you couldn't even stick around to see how you fared.
>>6826663
Sounds like some fuzzy math there...
>>6826559
I-I assure you that it is nothing, I am quite all right, just a minor wound. Unfortunately the rules of the arena prohibit me from continuing in such a state. Yes... It is the arena that is at fault.
>>6826682
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6826643
You had a tank, but congratulations anyway.
>>6826653
You startled me! Why didn't you just stay in your tank, you wouldn't have gotten stabbed then!
>>6826665
We'll think of something better next time.
>>6826567
And respected, I was something the others wanted to be but could not. Yet I, along with many of my kind, were subjected to the same fate.
>>6826562
>picks the anon up by the arms
>>6826643
Well fought and thank you for the spectacle.
>>6826643
Congrats rika-chan!
>>6826682
Thanks for hosting!
>>6826643
Rolf congratulates the eternally furious yet sensitive girl!
>>6826682
Rolf thanks the host for these games of murder and fun!
>>6826565
Holy shit you're not dead?
>>6826689
What fate was that friendo?
>>6826682
Krrrrrrrrrrr
>>6826705
A shame, isn't it?
>>6826673
Well, yeah! You shouldn't be taking something like that so lightly since you're human...right?
...Aw, hell, now it all makes sense! This is just fucked, man. I thought I'd seen the worst of creatures in this place already.
Hallo hamber games
>>6826689
Put me down, someone will see up my skirt~!
>>6826568
>Jack stares at the monstrosity, then eyes the near empty bottle still attached to his hand with quizzical horror. He tosses it away as if the glass itself were burning hot.
>>6826612
I don't think I'm particularly suited to standing at the moment anyways
>>6826682
A show? WONDERFUL! When does it begin!?
>>6826629
A Colonel is no concern of a pi- legitimate sea captain seeking a crew to man their ship for passage to Singapore.
>>6826682
Congratulations to Rika, and thank you for hosting Raven!
>>6826670
>I always have in the back of my head that if the guy who avas Josuke decides to make him gay I might go along. Would be a wild ride.
>>6826671
I like Josuke. He is cool and handsome as hell, but I don't like him like that
>>6826682
Thanks for hosting.
You really shouldn't get so angry over something as small as a hat, you know...
>>6826731
lmao look at this dude i could break this fucking faggot's limbs just by breathing on him
>>6826733
Can I rub your snekky snek tail?
>>6826722
So whats with the get-up, bud?
Going to a costume party or something?
And the stats. It was a short ride, but I thank you for making it violent. For the winner, your portrait shall arrive sometime soonish. For the rest, you may continue to talk amongst yourselves. Thanks also for words, kind or otherwise. Always a pleasure to serve.
If there is a host waiting, you may now proceed.
>>6826565
Huh, those headphones must be faulty...night.
>>6826663
>>6826602
>Yes.
>>6826682
Just two? Eh. I'll take it.
>>6826688
>>6826688
Thanks, but I didn't even use it.
Because it's CRAMPED AS HELL?
>>6826665
Yeah, I am. Thanks. Didn't realize you had an identical twin....
>>6826666
Size isn't everything. Thanks for the show.
>>6826667
And you...sentient platypus.
>>6826692
Thanks...weird girl.
>>6826701
And you, oddly knowledged foreigner.
>>6826731
You too, boy scout.
>>6826689
Much obliged, Nagato.
>>6826732
>handsome as hell
Sounds pretty gay to me, homeslice.
>>6826722
Pirates are a relic of the past. Or fantasy, depending on who you ask. I have no recolelction of ever finding you in the Pacific Sea. Who are you?
>>6826750
Here's your congratulatory hamburger!
>>6826748
Fuck off, Raven.
>>6826714
When did I say I was? Heey, I'm not a creature.....
>>6826740
What are you talking about? I'm a seasoned scout counselor!
>>6826750
Why did Vino fucked off of the discord?
>>6826722
As soon as you bring the rum.
>>6826733
And you should learn how to work a cell phone.
>>6826761
Bless you, Adachi. Sounds like a nasty cough you've got there.
>>6826768
He's mentally unstable.
>>6826772
Please don't ever remove Tamaki, Hoshi. As much as I want to hate you, I simply cannot on virtue of that fuckboy being yours.
>>6826763
Well, if you're not human, then what other option do you have? Even the tamest of animals are creatures! Sort of.
>>6826768
Because he couldn't handle me wanting to give Aussa a cheeseburger.
>>6826773
Fuck off and stop rigging games against me.
>>6826750
You still don't recognize me?. what happened to you rika-chan?
>>6826750
Are you asking me something, or did you forget you were making a statement halfway through your sentence?
>>6826764
yeah one that's really bad at his job lmfaooo
Shalashaska
>>6826782
Uhm. A youkai, or monster, or whatever?
>>6826706
We ended up as test subjects, I knew of the outcome as soon as I received my orders yet as I walked among my friends for the last time, my head was held high and a smile worn on my face. I had no fear and no regrets, I completed my missions with a success rate rivaled by no other. As some took shelter among my shadow, I held my position in hopes that they would make it through.
>>6826750
You earned it child.
>>6826721
>raises higher
>>6826793
>kissu
>>6826549
And I'm from a time when we still considered earth to be flat, can you believe the world is one big sphere? Hahahaha! Whatever our origins might be what it matters it the NOW! And right now I've got a couple of spare controllers. What do you say?
>>6826597
That pleasant melody, how could I forget? You've got your own freedom now, and finding enjoyment in music is the proof you can feel pleasure! Don't be doubtful of it, embrace it!
>>6826686
I can do nothing but agree this arena we've been summoned in is beyond ridiculous. Yet, I'd also have to accept winning would be the arena's fault as well. Quite the struggle we've been put through, don't you think?
>>6826722
A drunkard about to crumble, I've sene this so many times yet it never get's old
>lending a shoulder
>>6826742
You can rub whatever you want as long as you're over a hundred yards away from me. The court sent you that letter in the mail, didn't they?
>>6826773
I-I never used anything like that growing up, it's not my fault I'm not very good with phones.
>>6826793
Mange merde, homme gai
>>6826802
Quit it, peeervert!
>>6826792
I don't think you understand. When you say things like that, it makes other people feel bad. So please stop it.
Is Duncan gay HG?
>>6826803
>kissu back
>>6826815
I'll not do so but I appreciate your effort
>>6826802
What happened then?
>>6826783
Listen, I'm not one to run a joke or a grudge into the ground like that. You're hardly alone in the "haven't won" club.
>>6826810
Shame. A little technological knowledge could have kept you alive.
>>6826830
Yes
>>6826794
Being a creature is literally the definition of a monster! And what the hell's a youkai? It sounds like some ancient Chinese medical system. "Ahh, we wirr use the *youkai* to hear your wounds!"
>>6826824
looking at ur ugly face makes me feel bad
>dabs
>>6826682
Thank you for hosting this tournament for us and raising another champion.
>>6826808
I..am slowly learning these emotions. It is pitiful weakness to admit. Whenever I detect certain soundwaves, I can feel my core being relieved of stress. If this is what pleasure feels like than I will embrace it as my own.
Perhaps we can make our rivalry more interesting. If you are victorious in our little game. I shall allow you to enter my vessel and I will try to pick my most favourite tune for you. You will offer something similar as a reward if I am victorious.
What say you, Conqueror?
Anybody wanna play Risk?
You can call me mean naaaames~!
How do i become relevant like Adachi?
>>6826759
>Insert image of Rika with a hamburger here that doesn't exist.
>>6826786
NOTHING happened to me, I just blacked out for a night, is all!
>>6826791
Rhetorical question. Why would I WANT to be in it constantly?
>>6826828
The dusts's already settled, you can stop hiding, now.
>>6826861
I was already a champion beforehand.
>>6826878
YES, I have 2 hours
>>6826878
>Map?
>>6826808
I suppose it couldn't hurt to learn something new. I hope for your sake you are familiar with the taste of defeat for I shall not lose.
>>6826846
Operation Crossroads. We were used for nuclear test subjects. Death was certain for us all.
>>6826818
>raises even higher
Learn from your mistakes.
>>6826828
>Rolf notices the person slinking above him.
Hello up there!
>>6826745
>Internal dialogue
>Right, the lizard is talking. This is normal. You did yourself in on Tortuga again, mate. At the very least, you haven't been slapped yet, and your hat hasn't been declared a holy object by an obscure tribe of Shaman for the third time.
>This entire time, he stares at you. Slack jawed, his eyebrows dance like furry caterpillars.
>>6826756
>He looks from side to side, mock indignation scrawled across every sway of his body. Finally, he leans forward, and answers in a tone which heavily implies brain death has occurred in your recent past
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
>>6826773
Love, I'm aware a pirate is not a man to be trusted, but you do not want a drop of that particular rum within a hundred leagues of your throat.
>>6826808
>He takes the shoulder eagerly
>And a coin purse he's had his eyes on the entire time, using the distraction of his entire body shoving against you to snatch it away
Drunkard! I'm sober as a Puritan, that's why I'm having difficulty, eh?
>>6826886
Suck dick.
>>6826886
you mean someone who's way past their time desperately trying to stay relevant? you tell me
>>6826878
Absolutely!
>>6826886
Roll for dubs+ and always one-off. Also molest cabbages every once and a while.
>>6826896
I was gonna do the global one from last time.
>>6826808
There are truth in your words, however as you know these trials are a burden we must bear as Servants. It is not dissimilar to the ones we hold as Kings. We must fight as if nothing were different.
>>6826890
There is the matter of safety, but I get what you mean. Anyway, I'm out.
New thrad
>>6826919
>>6826900
>swings leg back, kicking Nagato in the crotch
>>6826904
Kongou is my name...''Captain'' Jack Sparrow. Mock me all you want. I will send you to the dark below if you ever threaten the waters of Japan. A pirate deserves nothing less.
>Kongou
>>6826851
I think my mom was Chinese...or was it dad? It's Japanese, though. It means, like...yeah, basically 'monster'.
>She quickly reaches for the mask again mid-sentence.
>Orange