HG Thread.
>>6824432
Be my bitch, Dachman
>a merchant passes out on a nearby table
>>6824463
>Throws bucket of ice cold water over him
>>6824463
Is he dead? I think he's dead. I don't see any blood but I'm 99% sure he's dead.
>>6824463
Uh, hello?
>>6824463
>fondles tits
>>6824482
>wakes up shivering soaked in icy water being thrown onto him
Wh-what's going on? How long was I passed out for?
>>6824503
Are we getting robbed!? L-Look sir, I've already been robbed! I don't have anything else to give you! Please rob someone else instead!
>>6824514
Hello. Is there anything I can do for you?
>>6824534
I was just wondering why you were sleeping on that table. Surely that can't be very comfortable.
>>6824463
>repossesses your hat from you.
>>6824534
What? Oh no, I'm not robbing you! Unless you're, y'know, willing to give me your wallet. Just an option.
Anyine have Christmas plans. Cause I don't...
>>6824463
>>6824565
We don't have Christmas where I'm from, but I'm sure I'll have something to do then.
>>6824565
I think that meal's expired, friend.
>>6824559
>>6824534
>Pokes Otto with a baton
Are you sure he's not dead? I think I've seen more lively dead things.
>>6824551
I was sleeping on the table...?
>Otto glaces over at the drool marks on the table and the spilled beer
That's not good! Why didn't you wake me up sooner!?
>>6824555
>Otto notices
H-Hey! You can't just take my hat without asking!
>>6824559
I'm not sure what a wallet is sir. If I had one I would offer it to you, but I've never heard of this "wallet" before.
>>6824576
I'm not the police ma'am. I'm a merchant that...well, I don't really have anything on me at the current moment.
The user above this post punches the user below this post in the dick.
>>6824603
>Otto bats the baton away from his face
If I weren't alive I wouldn't be talking. Sorry ma'am, but you're not going to be able to harvest my organs just yet.
>>6824607
I just got out of the Lor. In fact, I haven't been outside in at least a few weeks. Maybe more?
I don't know, I don't keep track of time very well.
>>6824607
Wasn't your hat for starters kiddo, we're running an operation here!
>"Yup!"
odds - work on an essay about Education
evens - try to host a test game
dubs - cry on a corner and start avafaging
>>6824607
>>6824616
>>6824619
>>6824603
But dead people can't talk. It kind of goes along with the whole "all of your organs shut down and stop functioning" thing.
>>6824607
You uh, you don't know what a wallet is? It's a leather thing that people put their money inside of. ...Do I even want to know where your bizarre, wallet-less dimension stores its cash?
>>6824619
>She goes right back to poking.
But...that wasn't what I wanted at all?
>>6824640
Uhm. Zombies and stuff are dead, right? I've seen them talk. Sorta.
>>6824633
Dont forget you're here forever.
Check'd
Check em
>>6824652
D-Don't remind me
>>6824624
I guess it doesn't matter then. Expecting someone else to wake up a sleeping merchant isn't very bright anyways.
Well then sir, I'm glad you've gotten out. It sure is a nice night to be out and about!
>>6824626
There's no operation here!
I really, really need my hat back please! It's needed to complete my work!
>>6824636
I'm not going to do that to myself!
>>6824640
I simply use a clip or a bag.
>he takes out a bag that's halfway full of gold
Such as this, or a leather case. It depends on how much money I'm working with at the given moment. However, this wallet you speak of sounds inconvenient.
>>6824651
>Otto simply let's it happen
Why else would you want to see a dead person if you're not going to harvest their organs?
>>6824687
I suppose so. But it's very cold. It's a good thing I'm wearing this warm outfit.
>>6824652
I'd like to be nowhere else.
So, when's the HG Christmas special?
I want to see Eggman-kun dressed up as Santa Claus.
>>6824687
>"Nu-uh, it ain't gonna work like that! We're prideful people, we've got a business just like you do!"
...but better and we're not losing this opportunity for 10,000-yen! Now if you'll excuse me time is MONEY~!!!
>They both start making a run for it with your hat.
What the fuck kind of looney tunes, Hanna Barbara type shit is this?
>>6824651
I'm not sure if moaning and mumbling "brains" really counts as talking but whatever.
On the other hand, he could be a ghost. You might just be hitting something else when you're poking him.
>>6824687
That's...basically a wallet. It's a little less complex, but it gets the same idea done. Speaking of which, what's the exchange rate on that gold to American dollars? Asking for a friend.
>>6824633
>Read Rousseau, that will inspire you
>>6824730
But I've heard them, like, say stuff about how hungry they are.
....But his cheek goes smush.
>>6824687
>She continues poking him.
...Because I'm hungry?
>>6824706
Consider yourself lucky. There are some people in here that don't have the luxury we have. Some where very revealing outfits actually. If they don't do something fast they'll end up freezing to death!
>>6824721
What is "Christmas"?
>>6824727
Y-Yen!? Why would you want fake money? You two must be insane if you want that instead of gold!
>Otto whispers something to himself, shortly after it causes the ground around the two thieves to rise up and entrap them into a dome
Please! I really, really need my hat!
>>6824730
I've heard of America before, but what's this dollar? Don't tell me it's the same thing as that fake yen I keep hearing about. I've almost got tricked twice with it.
>>6824749
I'm sorry if I've confused you, but I'm not a chef ma'am. I'ma merchant, and at that I have no food to sell to you. However, I do have this!
>Otto turns around and picks up a half empty mug of alcohol
You may have this if you'd like.
>>6824792
I'm not too lucky.
It gets really hot in the summer, and I don't have any other clothing.
>>6824749
I guess he's alive then. Unless you've got other ideas - I'll just put the deceased certainty at 25% for right now.
>>6824792
It's paper money, sort of like the yen. I don't know why you think that's "fake," but I can tell you right now that this $10 dollar bill in my pocket right now is as real as you or me.
>He pulls the bill from his jeans and holds it out so the merchant can see the Hamilton in all its glory.
>>6824805
....
>She picks up the mug with a look of utter confusion.
Wood isn't very tasty....
>cant play vidya cause it's undergoing online maintenance
>HG is slow as molasses today
>>6824851
Sorry dude, just ain't feeling it
>>6824792
>They're encased by the dome and they start struggling like the rats they are!
>"BAN-CHAN! WH-WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M HYPERVENTILATI--HAAAAHHAAAAA.... Claustrophooooobic!"
Magic Ginji, he's using powers on us! You know what this means right...?
>"NoOOOOO...HAAaaa!"
QUIT BEING SUCH A DRAMATIC CRY BABY, WE NEED TO RECOVER THIS HAT TO IT'S RIGHTFUL OWNER!
>>6824851
Maybe you should avafag?
>>6824809
That's when you switch over to something a little more light. I know you're not a human like the rest of us, but there has to be someone that could make you clothing. If I had the skillset I would jump on that as soon as possible.
>>6824836
>Otto takes ahold on the ten dollars, holds it up to the light, and then gives it back to the man
I haven't seen anything like that before I came here. There's a lot of different currencies where I come from, but that one never popped up before. How do I know this isn't some kind of trick?
>>6824843
This isn't wood, it's a drink. It may taste a little bitter, but when you drink enough of it you feel really good.
>>6824859
I don't want to hurt you! It's the last thing I want to do in a place like this, but this is a drastic time for me! If I don't get my hat I...I...
>the walls of the dome start closing in on them
>>6824836
>She looks at her baton slowly, then over to Otto, gripping the object in both hands.
The shrine maiden would get angry. But, uhm...I'm hungry....
>>6824891
But it's wood?
>She pokes the side of the mug.
I don't get it....
>>6824891
No, it's fine.
I rarely ever go out and my ship has a cooling system inside, so being overheated is never really a problem.
BITES
THE
DUST
>>6824919
AND ANOTHER ONE GONE AND ANOTHER ONE GONE
>>6824919
Committing Crime for Under a Dime
>>6824909
Oh! That's what holds it! The mug has nothing to do with what the alcohol on the inside taste like!
>>6824917
If you're rich enough to buy a ship then shouldn't you be rich enough to afford summer clothing?
>>6824891
>"Baaaaan....I... I... I... can feel my organs, RUPTU.....I'm gonna hurl, really I-I...."
If I could see him out of this damn dome, then maybe we have a way bu------.....BRrrruuhu.....BRUHGH...
>They're getting squashed like the bugs they are.
>>6824941
It's not uh... My ship.
>>6824941
...Alco-hol?
>She peers slowly in to the cup, a clueless look on her face.
>>6824891
You don't have to be worried! It's just a foreign currency is all. There's all kinds of measures they've got to prevent counterfeiting too, so we both aren't being tricked here. Go ahead and take it, consider it a souvenir of sorts.
>He holds the bill back out again.
>>6824909
You're hungry? I really hope you're not considering...y'know...
>He points at Otto
Oh my God. Is that why you wanted to make sure he was dead? ...You're fucking messed up in the head! Get away from me!
>He starts to back up, and frantically waves his hands behind his back, searching for his sledgehammer.
>>6824971
What? We do it all the time. There's no harm if they're dead. It's been a whole month....
>She scratches her stomach, completely heedless of the man's panic.
>>6824971
Really?
THAT is weird to you?
As someone who is a bit of an introvert you need to get out more.
>>6824981
>scratches tum
>>6824981
>rubs tum
>>6825020
I find this both hilarious and fucking infuriating.
>>6825020
>>6824954
>Otto stops the walls from squishing them as soon as he hears them freak out. The rocky walls crumble, freeing them both
Please, I just want my hat back. I don't want any trouble.
>>6824957
So you're a thief! Thank you for informing me about this. I'll make sure to lock up my stuff anytime you're around me.
>>6824971
I don't want to take something that's yours! It's not how I like to operate. If I had an appa or something to give you it would be different, but right now I have...nothing.
>>6824965
Yes! It's alcohol! Try some of it. You might like it.
>>6825020
Fa,m
>>6825020
>I don't know what to feel about this.
I find it a shame that there are so many avafags with characters I want to interact with, but they barely RP or even talk at all
>>6825065
feel this maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKi0pJi0Wvs
>>6825047
>They're hyperventilating and gasping for air, Ban kneels wails.
AAAAAIIIIIIR! OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!
>Ginji just pukes near by a bush, the hat gallantly floats gently beside you.
>>6825047
>She kind of just sloppily pours it over her face while making an attempt to drink, sputtering loudly.
>>6825020
My stepdad had 4 other kids he had to pay child support to and it was like 500 a month. And he was making a lot of fucking money since he worked in construction or something +sidejobs he did.
I can't imagine how many kids this nigress has that she's getting $800 in child support for if their fathers are all black. Because if you didn't know, how much you pay in child support is based on your income.
>>6825074
I feel you man.
>>6825074
>Uh... a game isn't really happening, and I sorta don't feel up to rping really. Also, building another folder...
>>6824981
>He eventually finds the sledgehammer, grabs it, and holds it out to warn the girl
Don't get any closer! That would have been a human being with a life and a soul and a really nice hat you'd be eating! I better not be next on your plate - I'll leave you out for the dogs to chew on if you try anything funny!
>>6825004
You mean to tell me that eating people isn't weird at all?! I get out plenty, and most people I know wouldn't even think of it.
>>6825047
Aw, come on! It's not taking if I'm giving it to you, it's receiving - like Christmas! Think of this bill as a Christmas gift, except it isn't wrapped and you already know what it is.
>>6825020
>Assuming fake as hell.
>>6825106
And the state takes it right out of your fuckin paycheck
>>6825074
Like who?
>>6825074
Just do it!
>>6825074
Just do it.
>>6825074
>I just wait for someone to talk to me.
>sometimes that never happens
>only 20 posters
Wow. Have things gone downhill yet?
>>6825137
I don't want to talk. Just snuggle up to Tionisha/Rachnera/Nagato and sleep.
I want to fuck a male 2hu
>>6825142
GARFIEEEELF!
>>6825074
>I've been wanting to rp and use my new ava, but I have no motivation to do that.
>>6825116
It doesn't matter if they're dead, right?
>She doesn't seem to get it.
What's that thing?
>>6825116
I have a friend that pretty much eats everything that moves and doesn't move.
It's not that strange where I'm from.
>>6825147
That's like wanting to fuck a male Senran Kagura character
A few probably exist but purely for the sake of having male characters
>>6825074
>want to talk to people
>only talk if someone talks to me first
>never post because no one is talking to me
I'm at the biggest impasse of all time I tell you
>>6825093
>Otto quickly takes the hat and backs away from them
Out of all the people I've met here those two are possibly the weirdest ones yet.
>>6825100
What're doing!?
>Otto rushes over to the girl and takes the mug away
Have you never drank anything before!? It's not that hard if you know where your mouth is!
>>6825116
I still don't know what this "Christmas" is. It sounds like it's some kind of holiday, but I've never heard of it before in my life.
>>6825144
I blame shitposting.
>>6825158
I want to fuck Yagyuu tbqh
>>6825047
I'm not a thief!
>Mutters to himself
Well, not anymore anyways...
But that's not the point!
>>6825152
No tears. Only dreams and ogre cuddles...
>>6825147
That would still make you gay.
>>6825158
Literally the only relevant Male 2hu is Rinnosuke.
And even then, he's hardly relevant.
>>6825126
Not him but, Beerus would be fun to talk to. But he doesn't really RP
No, really. Where did everyone go?
>>6825147
No, you don't.
>>6825170
Yeah I've noticed. Vertfag is probably my spirit animal or something.
>tfw we're both the same kind of person so we'll never talk to eachother
>>6825184
I'm right here anon.
>>6825181
I don't know how someone he could RP as Beerus to be honest, Beerus as a character is just too overpowered
>>6825074
>mfw trying to talk to Yuno but is hard as fuck
>same with a bunch of people I like
Maybe I should start abusing greeting posts.
>>6825166
It's not happening.
>>6825197
Maybe you should stop being a decapitated faggot.
>>6825201
A man can dream.
>>6825197
>yuno but is hard as fuck
lewd
>>6825184
>I've been AWOL most of today because my damn desktop bricked on me and I've been trying to find the problem.
>>6825197
>Implying you don't do that with your [SECRET] characters.
>>6825192
Power Level doesn't really exist here. But I guess that could be an issue as well since his main trait is that everyone is fucking terrified of him.
Really, I just want more Dragon Ball avas.
>>6825168
For you
>>6825155
It's a sledgehammer, and it'll bash your brains out if you get any closer to me!
>>6825156
Yeah, it might be fine in Shitholelandia, but where I'm from and I'm pretty sure in this place as well, eating humans isn't exactly a social norm.
>>6825164
Sure is - all about the spirit of giving and kindness, y'know, all that sappy stuff but it's the good kind of sappy. You give a person a gift to celebrate charity and humility - and my gift to you is the bill!
>>6825210
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
>>6825184
>>6825164
Wei...
>Ginji finishes puking like a madman.
Weird?Heh! You kiddin'? That's a massive understatement bud, beca-...because we're...
>Ban cues out of sulking.
>"THE GETBACKERS! You've got something lost, we'll get it back. I'm Ban Midou and this goofball is..."
Ginji, Ginji Amano!
>"We're a repossession service with a commission success rate of (nearly) 100%! WE ARE THE GETBACKERS!!"
But you've already said that Ban-Chan?
>"Oh shut up."
>>6825184
>Week full of tasks, and Christmas stuff.
I miss Nonon, they had some based avas.
>>6825164
I don't know why you've got that weird thingy holding the water. A river's way more convenient.
>>6825218
Sledge...hammer? Huh? I don't get it. You don't look that strong....
>>6825221
>Hah. Hah. Hah.
>>6825218
Are you really sure about that?
>>6825214
The fact that his character is basically feared for being OP as fuck but actually barely doing anything
I would prefer Dragonball characters, like Tao Pai Pai
>>6825230
They had based avas but really they were pretty cringey.
>>6825189
>don't be afraid of me, I'm harmless I swear
>>6825207
English is hard.
Bur seriously trying to find a reason to talk to Yuno's avas is difficult without being branded as thirsty, it also applies to female characers in general actually.
>>6825205
But I don't want to fag Airi, she sucks and I just Airipsot for soviet who seems to not give a shit about my OOC.
>>6825213
Even with the secret ones I've talked to Yuno's avatars only like 3 times in the last two months.
>>6825247
Let's just enjoy silence together.
>Tfw you're either the only one or only one of two people that play characters from franchises you like.
>>6825229
Show armpits
>>6825259
>>6825184
i'm waiting for a game. and everyone else are doing their own things.
>>6825258
>>6825259
>>6825269
>that filename
F Maria. Where did they go?
>>6825273
Eggman-Kun.
Toriko Avas when?
>>6825259
>It's a fate we deal with. Hell, all the avas on this fucking wall are from things I like... which some may or may not heard anything about.
>>6825259
>I was that guy
>then the circlejerking started
>>6825259
>>6825281
Eh, he uses a crossdressing Eggman doll as an entry.
>>6825259
>>6825280
They were around like last night, or two or so ago. Their internet's gone out.
>>6825255
Literally the only thirsty person in HG is soviet and even if you consistently tried you could not be as thirsty as him.
JUST DO IT
>>6825259
>>6825282
I would do a Toriko ava, but I might not do them justice.
>>6825259
>>6825282
On paper, shonen characters would be a great fit in HG, but in practice, it is hard to pull off
>>6825296
We don't speak of Eggman-Kun V.2
>>6825300
Thats a relief.
>>6825280
>The filename is actually part of original image when Nagamon received a piece of parchment that Mutsu was scrapped. As for Maria the stopped by a few days ago dye to their net being shit
>>6825259
>tfw no WH40K circlejerk
>>6825234
Oh...
Well, looks can be deceiving! I've got plenty of strength in me, and unless you want it to be used on you, you should back off and swear you won't kill me and eat me!
>>6825239
100%!
>>6825288
>tfw your franchise will never have a circlejerk because barely anyone likes it or even knows it that well
>>6825327
I mean
>donates and runs off
>>6825259
>tfw your circlejerk died
>When you rarely iniate a conversation with avatars and they never talk to you.
Am I slowly becoming like Vert?
>>6825218
You mean to tell me there's an entire holiday that's people giving gifts to each other for no reason?
>he takes the ten dollars and stuffs it in the leather holder on his side
The more I think of it, the more it warms my heart. I really would like to join in on this, but I'm afraid I don't have anything to give you, or anyone else for that matter.
>>6825228
That's kind of silly, because you took my hat with no sign of giving it back to me. Why would you bother going against your given name?
>>6825234
You've...never seen a cup before?
Excuse me miss, but were you sheltered as a child?
>>6825336
>>6825305
HG NEEDS TORIKO ANON! THIS IS THE FUCKING HUNGER GAMES!
>>6825317
I'd hate to admit it, agree with you.
>>6825255
>tfw I've probably only talked to like three people in the last two months
Look at that, you're already everybody I talk to.
>>6825332
Whatever you say.
>>6825350
We both reach Vert status together.
>>6825259
>wanting a cj
>not being a special snowflake
>>6825336
>the circlejerk got so out of hand that I don't get associated with that source material anymore because I got overshadowed by the rest
>>6825365
Sounds good to me, f.am.
>>6825356
You're one of my favorite people, even though we don't talk much.
>>6825350
>tfw you're lurking most of the time because the ones you used to speak with a lot are gone
>>6825297
I wanted to play Raquna at one point but I couldn't find many images.
>>6825350
>embrace it
>it makes interactions more meaning and fun when someone actually carries a conversation with you for hours on end
>>6825342
>>6825259
>Someone used µ's avas
>then, the Aqours avas started to appear.
To be honest I'm fine with that
>>6825366
Being a special snowflake is only good in certain situations.
>>6825368
>You stopped fagging p much everything from a particular source because you got bored of it in general
>>6825332
Hey, I keep to myself....typically. I'm just really really hungry.
Uhm. You don't really scare me.
>>6825330
>We had a Commander Farsight for like one night, at least.
>>6825353
Uhm. Does growing up in a cave in a mountain by myself count as that?
>You're still pretty cool either way.>>6825356
>>6825353
>"What do you mean going against our own name, we've been assigned to repossess a green hat that sorta' looks similar to your......."
You mean to tell me we've, got the wrong guy? DAMN WE'RE FAILURES! I BLAME YOU FOR THIS BAN-CHAN! YOU STUCK UP ASSHOLE!
>>6825381
Nagato without that retarded headgear is pretty gucci.
>>6825301
You're subestimating shitposters sperging out. But eh, I'll try, the hard part is the interaction to start off making sense instead of a boring "hello" like soviet does.
>>6825356
But I want to cj with you mooooooooore Yuno!
>my small rant made thread active
Atleast active and no games is better than dead and no game
You guys are always fun to chat around with, I have to admit it.
>>6825259
>tfw DedSec circlejerk never
>A-A Sitara ava would be really cool...
>>6825353
That's perfectly fine! Hell, it'll make me feel better since I gave you a gift and I don't get anything in return, so it makes my levels of holiness a whole lot higher!
...Maybe that wasn't the most appropriate thing to say but whatever. I'm sure you'll find something that'll make for a good present. Most people will take anything they get.
>>6825396
Y-You mean the mask isn't intimidating at all? Is it somewhat hot at least?
>>6825380
>Don't worry about it, Anon.
>At this point I keep waiting until EOV finally comes out.
>>6825396
>well yeah, bu I have been the WH40K ava that has been here the longest, it gets kinda lonley tho.
>>6825408
It is a part of me, do not let one thing you dislike hender your whole judgment.
>Tfw you could have a circlejerk but the people that play the avas rarely ever pop up at all.
Or
>You could have been in a circlejerk but you were to late for the party
>>6825431
>tfw no Tyranid rper
>>6825411
Why aren't you in the graveyard with Yu(u), Yosuke, Chie, and Rise?
>>6825435
>tfw too early for the party and missed out
>>6825418
Good job, Except that... people like me have nothing to talk about
>>6825420
It's kinda cold right now, actually.
>>6825376
>>6825396
Y-you too. Really.
>>6825412
It will happen, uhhh... eventually.
Maybe one day.
No Mecha Circlejerk.
>>6825433
You can wear that thing all day long. You got enough things to make up for it.
Like your dedicaiton to your job. Both of them.
>>6825259
Ahh man I miss the star wars circlejerk and the old DBZ one.
>people start picking up characters from the same source as mine
>hate it because I will logically have to interact with them.
>>6825436
>tfw no demon to purge. Denton used to do that, but he's been gone for quite the while.
>>6825396
Yes, it does! Why happened to your parents? Why did you choose a cave of all places to live? How did you even manage to live until now?
>Otto keeps on asking the girl with questions
>>6825407
This hat's not exactly a common hat. It's one merchants wear, and from what I've seen there isn't merchants in here. I'm the only one...I-I think. I don't think I'm ready for competition.
>>6825420
Don't worry sir, I'll get you something eventually! I would have given you some of my alcohol, but someone had to go and spill it. If you'd like I could get you some later on?
>>6825354
>tfw playing with grimes-kun right now
>buy a ps4 and play with us :^)
>>6825446
We can talk, I don't have much time though
>Nobody will pick up someone from your source because it's bland
>You're actually fine with this
Is this Nirvana?
>>6825463
do you ever browse /tg/ familia?
>>6825457
Thanks I suppose.
>Friends pestering me to hang out
>I just want to sit at home and look at pictures of cute anime girls
Help me...
>>6825443
Fine, I'll be back at the Dumpster.
>>6825461
I have very mixed feelings about that sort of thing too.
>>6825477
>on occasions, but not much.
>Tfw you pick up a main character to start up a circlejerk but it never comes
>Want to drop them because you don't play them very well but you know that no one will pick them up
>>6825435
>I can tell you all about being too late to a circlejerk
>>6825469
No.
>>6825485
Can I at least toss you in the TV where you belong?
>>6825483
You have two easy choices. Fulfill your need for social interaction or fullfill your need to watch animated females. Ask yourself which need is more important to you. There's your answer.
>>6825481
>Gives folded note.
>>6825461
>tfw hate it because they're better than me
>tfw they respond to my posts with 7 paragraphs written up in 5 minutes about intricate interactions based on scenes that happened in the source and absolutely blow my fucking RP out of the water
>>6825449
No, I mean hot as in attractive! Sexy! I gotta know now that you're not gonna eat me.
>His mask gives a wink
>>6825464
Hell yes, I would like that! You can put it down on your shopping list. Christmas is 5 days from now so you've got some time.
>>6825464
Yup we've failed. So what, we're still invincible. All that ruckus for a damn hat. I guess we'll be drinking park water for another 4-days....
>"Sorry for troubling sir, if there's anything we can do to recompense for the damages! WE'LL DO IT!"
What damages? There's been plenty of other merchants here before kiddo, they've just haven't shown up at the proper time.
>>6825501
>This is me in a nutshell right here... really is.
>>6825474
But.. talk about what?, cats, dogs, milk, bunnys, or about school
>tfw you ava every possible character from your source so nobody can circlejerk you
>>6825529
Are you me?
>>6825509
>opens the poorly folded piece of papers
>have an avatar that is pretty cool in the source material
>tfw my rp is so bad that people who know nothing about the source probably think that the character is a boring fuck
>tfw you just want a game
>tfw source is to fucking obscure for a circle jerk.
>>6825540
I do as well man... I might as well go to sleep if it doesn't happen.
>>6825503
As blunt as ever, huh Cayde? Whatever, your loss.
>>6825504
At this point, probably it will be better than nothing.
>>6825527
School I guess, does mine suck as much as yours? I always have to get up really early just for the most boring stuff I've seen
>>6825540
Go suck your risk dick.
>>6825529
Alfred?
HG feels super comfy tonight
>>6825515
You're lucky. Apparently the wine I'm used to is completely foreign to this place. I don't know if you'll like it, but it would make for a nice little collectors item!
>>6825516
Th-there were other merchants here!?
What h-happened to them...?
>>6825560
it's squid girl
>>6825537
>It reads "Remember Pearl Harbor?"
>Can't talk to certain avas because you nothing about them so you don't want to constantly annoy them by asking really stupid questions.
Or
>Your ava is so out there that any attempt at a convo becomes the most basic chat because THEY don't know your ava's source
>>6825545
Hi, me.
>tfw you beg for a circlejerk but it never happens
>>6825456
>I would. But Kergerenko has no art, and I couldn't bring myself to use or save my Gundam AGE character's folder.
>>6825454
>I'm glad to know.
>>6825529
>Me?
>>6825464
We're mountain youkai? We're mountain youkai?
...I go down the mountain to look for food? Why?
>>6825515
....
But you're a human. That'd be weird.
>>6825553
Don't gotta be sore about it. Keep working on those sparrows and handing out those scarfs.
>mfw I keep being more and more stale on your RP or picking characters and hardly gets out from my comfort zone.
>tfw no bandleader circlejerk
>>6825555
My school is pretty fun!. i always fail at the tests but still pretty fun
Post avas and give characters recs.
>>6825562
Nothing happened to them, I'm just trying to scare you is all. Hey where'd you learn to do Magic? I'm kinda curious.
>>6825594
How will you pass your class then?
Shit , gotta run for that bus or I'm screwed , bye.
>>6825574
Could you tell me what a Youkai is? I've never heard of that before. It sounds like you're some kind of humanoid mabeast.
>>6825601
>
>>6825601
Have this oldie.
>>6825601
>Sure.
>>6825580
>Tfw trying something new that just winds up being your new comfort zone.
>>6825608
What's a mabeast?
....Uuuuuuh. I think some people call us 'monsters'?
>>6825601
>>6825601
>character recs
What are those
>>6825554
Maybe I shouldn't do that then, maybe I should handcuff you to a chair and force small talk instead.
I think that would be a little worse than just tossing you in the old TV, don't you think so too?
>tfw have a pretty diverse an interesting roster
>but it's mostly /co/ and /v/ avas so it's also the most stand-offish to the majority of people that play /a/ avas.
>>6825616
recommendations
>>6825601
>
>>6825570
>crumbles up the paper and throws it in a nearby trash bin
>>6825577
And you can just keep betting all your glimmer away on losing racers.
>>6825601
>>6825606
Ok, good luck!
>reveal secret avatar
>notice instantly I'm not as liked as before anymore.
>>6825562
Alright! I'll keep that in mind. Just make sure to give it to me on Christmas Day. Otherwise it's a little awkward.
...And before you ask, the 10 dollars doesn't count. I don't know why but it just doesn't.
>>6825574
What? I'm not trying to say that! Just tell me if it's nice to look at. Y'know, aesthetically pleasing or whatever.
>>6825601
>
>>6825622
TND?
>>6825627
>Nagato didn't like my note.
Okay..
>>6825601
Scruffy is WiP
>>6825628
It's not my fault they suck.
>>6825638
Nah, I'm thinking of Perry the Platypus avafag
>>6825605
It's an attributes magic. We're all born with some kind of attributes, and you need the right amount of mana to use said magic. I personally don't like using it, but in a pinch it's all I can do to protect myself. That of course doesn't count my blessing.
>>6825613
A mabeast is kind of like a monster, but you don't seem like one to me. You're far too naive to be a monster. Maybe giving you alcohol wasn't all the bright in the first place...
>>6825636
>When you don't understand how anyone can ava more than 2 people
Do you guys not get attached to your mains or something?
>>6825649
Scruffy gonna be good, I'm sure of it.
>>6825647
There are times I wish not to remember, but forget instead.
>>6825601
Well, I'm actually interested in what recs I get.
>>6825637
I don't get it...like at all.
>>6825654
....
I mean. I only really don't attack humans because the shrine maiden would get angry.
>>6825655
>also have 2 avatars
>they're different in almost every aspect
>pretty much RP the same way with both of them
>>6825657
I guess. Haven't watched Futurama in godamm forever and I want to get my notkancolle-Kongou's rp mojo settled. Wish me godspeed.
>>6825601
>
>>6825622
>Are you me?
>>6825601
>2hu is a curse, but I hardly interact anyways.
>>6825621
If the only thing you intended to do is to trying to call him, I doubt he will reappear again, I haven't seen Senpai on weeks.
>>6825668
I want to have sexual intercourse with you
>>6825637
Sure it does! I myself am an easy man, so I don't need much. Being kind to me is good enough to me.
>>6825671
Rightfully so! Attacking people that only want to talk to you would be bad. You might get into trouble if someone decides to report you.
>>6825672
>both have completely different personalities
>Start thinking I'm a bipolar motherfucker
>>6825686
I thought Reimu was either Aussa or Cirno to be honest
>>6825601
Here.
>>6825638
Nope.
>>6825652
Correct.
>>6825671
What, the mask? I just wear it because my real face is so hot that it would actually collapse the universe if people were to look at it.
>>6825694
Well shit, that isn't hard! I'll make sure to be *extra* nice to you this week, Mr. ...what's your name again?
>>6825636
Deja vu
>>6825654
>>6825601
So it's an innate ability eh? Kinda' like mine, and pal side-kick over here. We can do a little bit of magic ourselves.
>"How many time do I have to tell you Ban-Chan, I'm not your side kick! We're equals!"
Shud-up! Also what do you mean by blessed? Care to elaborate on that?
>>6825689
Try to keep your basic needs under control and to yourself. If you need to bed with someone then cruise around until you find a busy street corner.
>>6825714
Do not apologize for such.
>>6825612
Frosted mini wheat spotted.
Moving in for the grab
>>6825650
Maybe you just suck at making bets. Did you ever consider that?
>>6825715
Do more Thoth.
>>6825733
Sorry.
>When your ava has only one or two lewds but they are pretty good.
>>6825733
We can make a baby, Nagato-san.
God I hate the people who whine and complain about muh anime avas. Why can't there be more vidya avas? Everyone's using /a/ avas and I'm not, I'm a special snowflake, pay attention to me!!
>>6825723
Otto Suwen is my name. Please, don't bother getting me anything. I'm used to being left out of that stuff and viewing celebrations.
>>6825731
I...are you sure you won't make fun of me?
>sorry to leave the interactions all of a sudden, but I'll be back soon
>>6825747
It's not that. Its wow, I hate looking at all these characters that look and act exactly the same
>>6825747
>/v/ avas
>Not Team 3D master race
>inb4 >wiggins
>>6825737
>Gah
>>6825743
>Tfw none of your avas have lewds
>None of them are any good.
>>6825756
>No problem
>>6825748
Why would we? Go for it! GO! GO! GO! GO!
>"Go ahead, the least we could do is chuckle."
>>6825747
God I hate the people who whine and complain about muh vidya avas. Why can't there be more bandleader avas? Everyone's using /v/ avas and I'm not, I'm a special snowflake, pay attention to me!!
>>6825713
>Why? The times I play as Reimu, Cirno is probably sleeping, and I've been talked with Aussa before.
>>6825747
>I don't hate any specific kind of avas. It just sucks because I know little to nothing about Anime, so it makes talking to them really awkward, so I tend to just not talk to them unless I feel like I can give something to the table.
WHAT'S THIS?
A HUNGER GAMES THREAD WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES?
>>6825737
>He jumps back and pulls the sledgehammer out again
DON'T TAKE IT OFF! What were you thinking?!
>>6825748
Hey, don't be such a downer! Maybe this year is the one you'll start to get involved! It's a really fun time, I bet you'd enjoy it if you took the frown off your face and turned it upside down...
>>6825747
>2/3 of my avas are vidya and that shit gets on my nerves too.
>>6825779
>>6825758
It's not just anime that acts the same though.
>>6825612
I once thought of picking up Frederika
>>6825770
>Seconding this. I really don't care what people RP as.
>>6825791
But they all still look the same
>>6825649
>ayyy
>>6825786
Well administered, doctor of highly reputable status!
Now post your retired avas.
>>6825770
This is what I don't get. Why does a convo with [Insert ava here] have to be about their source? I know next to little about anime, 3d or most vidya either but I still make due when they start a convo with me.
>>6825796
>Same. I started a folder and then changed my mind.
>I've got three avas I'm working on right now that should be fun.
>>6825818
I miss Ruri
>>6825783
>She only continues doing it.
>>6825815
>>6825815
All of them.
>>6825815
>Just this edgy motherfucker.
>Zero Escape circlejerk will never happen
>ZTD was memed into oblivion and all the chances from having a circlejerk were pretty COMPLEX.
>>6825815
>>6825825
>Ruri is only fun when I want to use her.
>>6825815
>too many
>>6825815
>Everything but Fumi
>>6825815
I wouldn't call them retired, I'm just not interested in playing them at the time. I still have all the folders and they all have a chance of coming back, but if anyone wants to pick any of them up I'll give them the folder.
>>6825816
This. Your supposed to give em a personality as well, your partner doesn't need to know the source.
>>6825815
>>6825804
>For what it's worth, I value every RP that I have with you and with everyone else here for that matter even though I do not alway show it.
>>6825815
>None
>>6825815
I think I'm going to retire Thoth and Haltmann because I've used them maybe twice and they don't have enough images to go off of.
>>6825816
It's more my fault, I just find it hard to react to them when I don't know anything about the character. And whenever I do it turns into a really generic conversation. But that's more my fault than their's.
>>6825828
>He keeps backing up with the sledgehammer in hand
I don't want to have to do this! Just back off and we'll be fine!
>>6825863
Well. I guess you got a point. But google is only one click away for soem generic/self-insert background about your conversation partner. I believe that reaction to events and feel eachother out that way is still better, but I don't speak for everyone. Carry on, mate.
>>6825863
>It also kinda sucks when trying to add hosting commentary when I only know a few avs well enough to poke fun at events that relate to their backstory/personality/source.
>>6825860
>Same here buddy, your shipirls is enjoyable and sow as our little interaction with Iskander and the janitor. Regardless of character keep it.
>>6825880
>It's fine, I really need to get better at talking with a more diverse amount of people.
Oddly enough I feel like Perry and Magolor do that the best, and they're my strangest avatars in my opinion.
I really find Perry fun to play despite only saying the occasional "krrrrrrrrrrr" and dumb reaction image.
>>6825815
Some of these I played a really long time ago, some were just filler, some I gave the folders away to other people, some of these... Shit, I don't even remember playing some of these.
>>6825608
Use the fat master of disguise more, for the rest your avatars are pretty solid, dude
>>6825612
I also like your avatars, but I have to ask you something. Are you still having fun? It feels like you've burned out and that you're just here to be here.
>>6825613
Please, use Rika less so your other characters have more chance to shine.
>>6825615
I don't have much to say, sorry
>>6825627
Seems you dropped down the size of the chart. You're pretty cool, fun to chat with, I actually see you enjoy your time here in the threads somehow.
>>6825630
I don't have much to say either, you aren't as active as you used to be
>>6825637
So you're new? I've only seen the left most avatat of yours in thread, but you're funny with him
>>6825645
You're a big piece of shit.
>>6825649
Good luck with Scruffy, but I can't say anything about you because of the lack of actually seeing you
>>6825670
Try giving your other characters more time to shine
>>6825685
Rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
>>6825686
I don't have much to say, when I see you you're usually just here for a short time, or I'm just blind
>>6825715
As with others with a big roster, it would be cool to develop all of them, but that can be a hard task
>>6825731
Fun characters all I can say
Jesus this took long to type
>>6825737
>>6825767
I really don't know how to explain why, probably just because of similar avatar choices.
>>6825837
Nigga I love that series, would be great to have some avatars from it
>>6825913
Our score is not settled yet, Conqueror. You will not be rid of me this easily.
>>6825923
>I might or might not be around much the coming week. As much as I enjoy this place, I enjoy spending time during Christmas with family and friends more.
>>6825918
>Someone ava'd my state
You better have played him right boy.