Murderous Games 170
First 36
>>6822683
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6822683
Merryn
Tensa Zangetsu
Kike
A Bug's friend
Setsuna
>>6822667
O-Oh. Thank you.
>>6822683
Frederica Tenjuin
>>6822683
Ginji Amano
>>6822683
La Pucelle
>>6822683
SaniTY
>>6822683
Snow White
>>6822693
Shit anon, I'm gonna cry.
Jack Spicer
>>6822683
Ash Crimson
>>6822683
Tommy Wiseau
>>6822683
Seth's Evil Clone
Dark Knight
>>6822683
Baki Hanma
Sanae Kochiya
Akatsuki
>>6822683
Charlotte
>>6822683
Filia
Spoon (Male)
A Madman
Lord Beerus
Hamlet
Space Dandy
>>6822589
You should! Dandy, Space Dandy! Alien Hunter. That's the name of your prince. Your turn, baby.
>>6822586
Kid, you are in urgent need for videogames, what are you doing looking at the grown ups?.
>Hovering a smartphone over the girl
Do you know what this is?
>>6822683
Blanc
>>6822683
Christmas Artoria
>>6822740
I'd like to fill-ya
>>6822752
You're not my prince. I know my princes. But it's nice to meet you anyway, Dandy. I'm Setsuna.
Thorfinn Karlsefni
Trunks Brief
Ichigo
>>6822769
A momma's boy, huh?
Senshougahara
6 more
>>6822683
Anne Hanakoizumi
The Ambassador Coming Spring 2017
>>6822752
Of course I do, I don't need to be an ape and distract myself with toys.
GIVE ME MORE TRIBUTES
>>6822779
Nodoka Haramura
>>6822720
Haha, don't cry man, it can be treated right? I mean not cured but treated at least? I feel something special with him.
>>6822807
Alexander the Great
>>6822683
Fred Durst
>>6822807
The Jackals
>>6822779
Doggo
Neoroid Casshan
>>6822807
ROYAL GUARD
Your move.
>>6822766
Well then you should be glad to know I'm totally cooler than just a prince. I'm a hunter! from OUTER SPACE!
>holding your hand
It is my pleasure.
>>6822796
Alright who bullied this kid to make her hate everything?
>>6822811
Is there anyway we can help? A donation or something?
>>6822827
>Spoon male
You dumb fuck, I meant that as the gender of the spoon
>>6822831
I'm pretty sure the als ice bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money for helping with the research back when it was happening.
>>6822827
I'm ready to fight.
>>6822828
>A slight blush forms on Setsuna's face as her hand rests in his.
A-A hunter? What do you hunt?
>>6822837
Whoops.
>>6822774
Anon, Can you not bring that up? It was traumatizing enough the first time around
>>6822827
Looks good.
>>6822828
Hate everything is a tad broad. I don't appreciate idiotic arguments, and I have no need to waste my brain cells distracting myself with a phone constantly. I've got better things to do and this game is a fun way to exercise those boundaries.
>>6822837
>Retard who doesn't know how hosthelper works
Kill yourself.
>>6822850
I'll be your mommy
>>6822846
Well I'll donate to a foundation in your name.
>>6822855
Calm down anon it was my own mistake.
>>6822827
BLOODBATH
>>6822878
'sup losers
>>6822878
Not my problem. Now hand the gun over klutz before you shoot someone else.
>>6822878
i feel lucky today!
>>6822877
That's nice and all, but I'm happy with how my life has turned out. I've lived a satisfying life, and I want it to end with you guys when the time comes. I've heard the end is really cold, but I used to swim in frozen lakes as a kid, so it can't be that bad right?
>>6822852
...Something is reaaaally wrong with you, kid. So young and you're already spewing speeches like some sort of grumpy business man. Are you alergic to fun?
>>6822827
I'm in there, so it already looks amazing.
>>6822848
Aliens, rare ones from all over the universe! No matter the time, the place, dangerous or not Dandy's gonna be there about to unfold the discovery of the century!
>>6822878
Oh, that looks like it hurt...
>>6822902
That sounds really exciting. What do you do once you find them? Do you eat them?
>>6822878
DAY ONE
>>6822901
I think it will actually be very comforting. That's how most describe their end. I just pray it's painless.
>>6822902
The complete opposite. I just have too much responsibility and those I'd call family that rely on me.
>>6822908
Careful when it bucks to not get kicked.
>>6822908
29 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>6822908
We can find it!
>>6822861
Thanks for that horrible reminder. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go back to repressing it.
>>6822878
Gaaaah- cut it out you crazy buff guy! You ain't the only one armed!
>>6822908
>0% batery
Dammit QT I told you to charge this piece of junk before, fuck!
>>6822907
Nah that'd be against the law. We just take 'em to a registration center and get paid for it. Doesn't make it any less exciting!
>>6822928
Sounds like you're indeed alergic to fun, that's bad. Don't worry, ya boy Dandy has the cure.
>ftw was sitting in a dead thread and didn't see the link
>>6822945
>Tfw same
>>6822931
Stay away from me and I'll enjoy myself
>>6822943
Oh, that does sound neat. Why did you call me baby, by the way?
>>6822931
>drawing tities on her face
I didn't know I was such a great artist, damn I love being me.
>>6822945
Coulda been worse, babygirl. Coulda been a split second too late like yours' truly.
>>6822931
DAY TWO
>>6822931
Wait.. did something happened?
>>6822960
Huh?
>>6822962
Fred don't hit on a spider. I get that you haven't gotten laid since Results May Vary but it's not worth it, man.
>>6822965
I should have guessed
>>6822931
>>6822965
This is why guns are so important to you all. They both prevent and finish fights.
>>6822943
If you want fun that badly. You can play with Salamandra then, but first I have a game to win.
>>6822965
I think you've got the wrong person, I just got here.
>>6822965
My friends told me to not approach to a black bear again
>>6822969
Man, I know she's part spider, but do you SEE that fuckin' rack?! Could motorboat those titties all night long, as long as she don't bite my head off or any of that shit.
>>6822897
is this a boy?
>>6822945
You've found us, and better, I founf you! That's what matters now.
>>6822959
That's what I do, baby. Most of the local females are hot, therefore I must appreciate them.
>>6822967
OH SHI-
>turns around pretending he didn't do anything
...Oh y-you're finally awake! Good, good.
>>6822965
DON'T PANIC GUYS I GOT THIS!
>shoots at the flying dynamite with ENERGY WEAPONS
>dandy you fucking idiot
>>6822965
22 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
...
My internet is being a bitch again.
>>6823001
Try to remember the basics of CQC
>>6822980
Salamandra? I don't play with lizards unless they're from a super rare speci-
>looking at the big ball of fire
OH GOD IT'S A RARE ALIEN FAIRE BALL THING WATCH OUT!!
>he just grabs the girl by the wrist to run away withy her.
>>6823001
I'm sure a youkai of some sort will pass by sometime
>>6823005
>the dude with the towel hanging over his pomp
kek
>>6823001
DAY THREE
Santa delivers death for Christmas.
A man with a bounty places a bounty.
and...
A fucking spoon pulls out his knife.
>>6822996
is because i'm an ironing board?. now that's other reason i want a bigger breast...
>>6823000
Did you know what happened to me?. i don't remember..
>>6823001
S-Sorry. usually animals chase me.
>>6823033
>>6823033
>>6823000
>Her vacant expression turned into a slight smile.
Thank you. I think you're cute, too.
>>6823023
>She elbows him in the chin and begins to walk back
That rare alien fire ball is Salamandra and I can control her.
>>6823033
19 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
>>6823053
DAY FOUR
>>6823039
I have no idea! I just found you there and decided to...yeah, just to stay on watch until you woke up! Also don't look at any mirrors before taking a bath first.
>>6823052
>gets knocked the fuck down
Ghhkkt! Agh, dammit, why didn't you say anything before assaulting me you shitty brat?!
>standing up.
>>6823049
O-Oh? Nononono, Dandy is cool, manly and awesome! Not cute, that's for girls, young boys and uh, pets, I think.
>>6823076
Taught me how to shoot and now I get to pay you back.
>>6823076
Will you host again? I haven't been able to enter once since you started hosting again
>>6823091
Okay, you're cool, manly, and awesome.
>>6823097
Sure thing.
>>6823076
14 tributes remain
NIGHT FOUR
The treasure is another treasure! Well, unless that map lead to the treasure you just dug up...
>>6823091
Uh.. ok. there aren't mirrors in here anyways
>>6823091
I said you could play with her. It wasn't my fault you assumed what she was. Besides! You said I don't like to have any fun Mr. Fun police.
>>6823114
I'll leave that to Kyle and Shao, more there thing.
>>6823114
You've came to the right guy, if you're looking forward to training with me!
>>6823114
THE FEAST
>that moment when the spoon realizes he will be unable to cut into his meal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPY9pQVzx9s
>>6823114
That's only if you want to, I always happen to get on when a game of yours start since that's just how my schedule works.
>>6823114
is more fun searching than finding it
>>6823134
I'd rather not get all muscly and sweaty.
>>6823137
However I will do this with ease.
>>6823111
Thaaaaaat's the spice needed to be Dandy! But enough about me. What brought you to the surface of this planet?
>>6823119
Good! No matter what don't look into a mirror until you've washed your face. You should do that right about now.
>>6823125
And I said I was going to help you with that but you had to hit me in the face, dammit! My life is already a total blast, YOU are the one who needs some flavor in your life.
>>6823137
DAY FIVE
>>6823137
This is fu-
>a plate hits her head
i'm okay..
>>6823152
Um... Well... I was born here, and I never left this planet.
>>6823154
Maybe he is in a bad mood
>>6823151
Muscly and sweaty? HEY! I TAKE A LOT OF PRIDE IN MY... never mind you're obviously not interested in training. G'day!
>>6823156
>slaps ass
>>6823169
Why you do that?
>>6823166
It's a respectable endeavor, but not for my tastes. G'day to you as well.
>>6823152
My worlds such a blast everything hangs on single decisions.
>>6823154
DAY SIX
A winner is decided next slide, place your bets.
>>6823183
Oh well... it is my time...
>>6823183
You ignorant fools! Calling everything you don't understand magic.
>>6823183
Finally!. i can buy another strawberry milk
>>6823183
ARENA EVENT
Someone seems to have known this fight would break out and avoided the arena entirely. That kind of smart thinking just won him the game.
>>6823229
At least we did our best, right?
>>6823229
CONGRATULATIONS BAKI HANMA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlotdBbCSwU
>>6823229
At least the muscles haven't gone straight to his head. He can still think a bit.
>>6823257
Congratulations to the winner. Sometimes a bit of brains can beat brawns.
Thank you for hosting as well.
>>6823257
Placements, and thanks for playing.
Happy trails.
>>6823257
Congratulations.
>>6823273
Thanks for hosting
>>6823257
Congrats
>>6823273
Thanks for hosting!
>>6823179
...Huh? You lost me, kid. You wanna know what fun is or not?
>>6823163
Ah, a real native! Then you're lucky, because you got yourself a chance to experience space travel for the first time in your life!
>>6823273
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6823273
Nice game and all that, baby.
>>6823268
I'm not all muscles y'know, I've got the input that guarantees a win. Just a thorough suggestion, you could really use my training now that I've won. Practice makes perfect, as they say.
>>6823273
Arigato
>>6823273
Thanks for hosting
>>6823273
Good job. Pffft. Whatever... thanks for hosting.
Thanks for hosting, (You)no.
Zzz
>>6823285
I do? Are you going to let me on your ship?
>>6823273
Thanks for hosting
>>6823273
thanks for hosting and all that
>>6823285
I already know what fun is. I don't need a strange monkey to try and explain it to me.
>>6823296
I'll continue to work on my Burst Psi. Once you learn about Rise I'm sure you'll go to town and have a ton of fun.
As for you both. Until the next game.
>>6823273
Buh bai!
>(Also did anyone notice how Tommy always had good things happening and befriending a FUCKING SPOON?! Freaky shit...)
>>6823138
Er, actually I can't host right now, but I promise I'll make it up to you eventually.
>>6823315
Only hot girls are allowed in the Aloha Oe, baby! Wanna hang out with the very best?
>>6823340
No you don't! Walking around with big fireballs and punching alien hunters is too dangerous for a brat like you, Where are your parents? It's about time you get spanked in your ass!
>>6823345
Tommy is a god
>>6823273
>>6822683
Updated
>>6823357
That's fine. My luck I'll end up missing again
>>6823376
I've every right as an adult woman to slap and beat the hell out of you, but I'm going for now.
>>6823382
>pastebin removed
>>6823376
Yeah, I do!
>She leans forward a kisses Dandy on the cheek.
Will you take me to the ship? Oh, there aren't any traps in space, are there?
>>6823340
Whatever that means!
>>6823407
shite, I forgot to add an M.
http://pastebin.com/3rjyHv1m
>>6823420
You're afraid of aikawa
>>6823460
If not we could make one. We need aikawa though.
>>6823475
DELET THIS
>>6823420
>
U-Uh...sure, just follow me, my crib isn't far ahead. With Dandy at your side there's nothing to worry about.
>>6823402
Yeah whatever, I've got a cute babe to hang out with, this day can't get any better
>walking away with Setsuna.
>>6822901
If it makes you feel better, I'll probably kick the bucket before I turn 40 aswell, maybe even 30. I'll give you a call when I join you with the big guy up there.
>>6823447
What? No I'm not.
>>6823495
>She leaps into Dandy's arms, wrapping her arms around his neck for support as he was suddenly forced into cradling her.
Let's go!
>>6823482
look at this amazing art style
>>6823511
doujin
>>6823490
Fuck you!
>>6823495
Do you have a discord?
>>6823517
Post
It
>>6823229
https://youtu.be/1Wub6oAM8io
>>6823533
I don't have
It
>>6823506
>>6823495
Aaaahh! Dandyism at it's peak~!
>Thumbs up.
>>6823495
>>6823541
Poor guy. He's gonna get the clap.
Two days later my ear still won't pop after flying. Just the one. I even did the thing where you plug your nose and hold your mouth shut and try to breathe out. Just unpopped and repopped the other one.
>>6823506
Got myself a cute girl!
>And so they left.
>>6823525
>Steam, but real-life friends only.
>>6823574
Suck on a candy.
>>6823581
>>6823586
Aikawa is underage, enjoy b&
>>6823586
>posting underage
enjoy your ban bolin
>>6823586
Kek
Didnt you delete it last time you posted this?
>>6823612
kino as fuck
remove gays
>>6823613
4chan follows the U.S laws, it doesn't matter if the age of consent is 14 elsewhere
>>6823613
>Aikawa is 16
Source?
>>6823617
we dumping assassin memes now?
>>6823591
>And they had lots and lots of fun in his ship.
>>6823613
your non-american laws are irrelevant on 4chan
>>6823617
The fuck even is this?
>>6823637
>>6823617
Yes.
>>6823644
you just doomed dandy to be pestered by soviet until the end of time
>>6823649
That's the assassination of the Russian ambassador to Turkey. The photographer kept working amidst the chaos, resulting in some of the genuinely best photos ever taken.
So now it's a meme.
>>6823653
Oh, goodie
>>6823637
>>6823653
>>6823656
I'd like to watch that autism fest. Setsuna went to space to get away from soviet in the first place, now she has a dick to slobber on as well
>>6823665
>>6823661
>>6823659
I missed some shit
Also everything is turned into a meme nowadays
Kinorific
>>6823684
Memes elected a president
Memes cured a man from cancer
Accept it
>>6823693
Can memes bring Brendan back to Hollywood?
https://www.change.org/p/netflix-bring-brendan-fraser-back-into-film-television
>>6823704
It fucking will
>>6823632
>fictional character's age matters
There are characters of the same build that are over 1000 years old in other media.
Honestly the US law doesn't apply to this.
>>6823704
We gotta try. We must help him.
>>6823716
>>6823730
how can this meme apply to me if aikawa is a boy
checkmate, atheists
Hey guys.
Wanna hear a joke?
First 36.
Not a USAfag so let me try to understand this
If a girl is let's say 500 years old but she has the body of a loli what does that mean? Does the law of consent still kick in or what?
>>6823767
Oh
Okay.
>>6823767
I don't get it.
>>6823767
American woodcock
>>6823779
Only if she provides viable Identification of age, otherwise appearances judge and your fucking a 10 year old in the eyes of the law until proven false.
>>6823779
If it looks like a child and acts like a child. It's a fucking child no matter what mary sue bs you pull.
I guess I won't host...
Winner by default is the American Woodcock.
>>6823779
If it was a real person? She's a biological phenomenon but she's over the age of consent so she's legal.
If it's a drawing? Incriminating, but not necessarily illegal. If the drawing was done of a real model there will probably problems if it's sexually suggestive.
>>6823802
>>6823779
>>6823795
>>6823794
>>6823805
CASE CLOSED NIGGERS!!
>Slams the gavel.
Dandy and Setsuna are probably fucking right now.
Let's look at a real life example.
Andy Milonakis is 40 but looks and sounds 12.
Legally, you can have consensual sex with this person and not go to jail for statutory rape.
>>6823830
But who'se taking it?
>>6823830
Wait till soviet hears
Ak-47s raining fro the heavens
>>6823837
Bolin in 12 years.
>>6823805
>tfw this reminded me of somebody drawing some fucks daughter in some suggestive pose
keemstars i think
fuck him it was hilarious
>>6823830
Dandyism~
>winkus
>>6823837
Really 40? One hell of a baby face
>>6823837
Yeah, if he has his ID that proves it.
>>6823840
We are.
>>6823837
Puberty is going to slam him into the ground when it finally hits and then he'll get up looking like Dany Devito.
>>6823858
He has a growth defect.
>realise haven done any work this semester and it's almost over
>panic
>find out it doesn't end until january 20th
>panicked motivation dies completely and I go back to slacking off
fuck me
NGW
I want to rape Setsuna
It was so quiet that I heard,
A small green frog hop across the lawn.
It was so quiet that I heard,
A sunflower sway in the cool breeze.
It was so quiet that I heard,,
The hot sun baking the pavement.
It was so quiet that I heard,
A ruby red leaf swish to the ground.
It was so quiet that I heard,
A spider spinning it’s beautiful web.
It was so quiet that I heard,
An ant heaving its heavy load across the grass.
It was so quiet that I heard
A bright ladybird flutter it’s wings as it flew away.
>want to go see "Sing"
>remember that furriest will probably flock there
>seeing all the furry prom that I have has ruined any movie based on talking animals
>in a few weeks fresh furry born will swarm the board
Fuck
>>6823942
Can you really rape Setsuna? That chick is flowing as soon as she sees a dick.
>>6823944
>>want to go see "Sing"
>>6823942
Don't do it unless you're collecting STDs
>>6823954
I have nothing else interesting in my life and most movies nowadays are shit anyway
>>6823955
Setsuna now has spaceAIDS
RP or something, shit.
>>6823982
Don't tell me what to do.
Name a random avafag and post one thing you like and don't like about them.
>>6823982
I'm tired, drunk off my ass, and fuck you.
>>6824001
hotler
I don't know
he died
>>6823982
Merely waiting for a chance to battle...
>>6823982
>Devours the whole thread.
Come
Come my lady
>>6824052
You're my butterfly
Sugar lady
>>6823592
Nothing.
First 24/36/48
Flame each other or something man.
>>6823982
>screams niggers and runs
>>6824080
>
>>6824058
Oh Anon!
>glomps fuckingly
>>6824073
Madoka
>>6824073
Lionel Richie
>>6824073
Reigen Arataka
>>6824052
>>6824058
Really? Fuckin' Crazy Town? They're a fuckin' boy band, man! Fuck them!
>>6824073
Fred Durst
>>6824073
The Emperor
>>6824073
SSJ REEEEE
>>6823944
it's going to suck
zootopia was at least a good movie, but sing? nah.
>>6824073
Get Backers
>>6824073
Tiny snek
>>6824073
Eggman-kun
>>6824073
SaniTY
>>6824073
Slowly Dying Adachi
>>6824073
Yeee
>>6824088
I'm a faggot!
>Izaya
>>6824073
Angie Yonaga
>>6824073
Sanae Kochiya
>>6824073
Tommy Wiseau
>>6824073
Anne Hanakoizumi
>>6824073
Acacia
>>6824073
The Great Milenko
>>6824073
Lord Beerus
>>6824073
An anime girl eating
>>6824073
Akatsuki
>>6824073
Misato
>>6824073
Maho Hiyajo
>>6824073
Angery Spoon
>>6824073
The Wrench
>>6824073
Coffee
>>6824073
Yujiro Hanma
>>6824073
Senshougahara
>>6824073
Atheon
>>6824073
Misuzu Gundou
Need 17 more, going for 48.
>not baron
>>6824118
>>6824073
Lewd
>>6824073
Betty
>>6824168
Nene-chan
>>6824168
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
>>6824168
BIG BLACK COCKS
>>6824073
Seth's Evil Clone
>>6824168
Alex
>>6824165
Flat chest
>>6824168
Furry porn
>>6824168
Mormons
>>6824176
>>6824168
Sonia Belmont
>>6824221
>>6824168
Horny Rangers
>>6824168
Domon Kasshu
>>6824168
Okako
>>6824200
>>6824168
Jack-O
>>6824073
Luviagelita Edelfelt
>>6824168
George H. W. Bush
>>6824238
luckily this isn't /gyaru/
48+ (You)s
Thanks for fulfilling my daily need.
GOTTEM.
>>6824168
Fumi Kanno
>>6824118
D'awww.
>>6824073
Belka
>>6824256
Rude...
>>6824253
Maybe I will. You don't know me!
>>6824262
>thunders your tits
>>6824268
>>6824244
>>6824244
>huggu
>>6824256
>>6824181
BUT! Isn't Betty a woman's name?
>>6824253
>>6824285
Maybe when Hell freezes over, I'll think about it.
>>6824298
Ew, a bug, someone squash it.
>>6824310
Get your hands off me.
>>6824338
>holds tighter
>>6824328
Don't be so bashful! You know you want a piece of this! Hell all the ladies do~
>>6824345
Like who? Name three.
>>6824338
>places a bug on your head
>>6824345
>>6824345
Ew. What a Faggot.
>>6824356
...Uhh..This girl from my math class, some other girl you don't know, and N-nona....
>>6823586
fukken saved
I heard there was a bunch of faggy ass little fucking girls in this thread getting their sensitive little feelings hurt because of some shitposting, so I came here to hurt your bitch feelings even more by adding to the shitposting. Are you degenerate asshole lickers ready for the shit? It's fucking coming right now in the shape of my text smelling of pure shit. I'm going to make a new entry thread with a picture of some autistic child on my face, then I'm going to let it fill up with the 48 tributes, and then I'm going to delete the thread and create a new one. I will infinitely repeat the process until these fucking games are killed like the cancer they are, and I will fucking succeed in my plan. I will wipe the cancerous likes of Ryona, Fumi, Adachi, Littlefaggot, King Cuck, Hoshit, Faggot Russian, Foot Fetishist, Thanks for hosting Yuno, Fagbrose, and any other faggots that might think they're relevant off the face of this fucking board. You're all fucking shit and I will destroy you fucking wankers.