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Today's featured image is a one-off from PBF Comics.
Topic of the thread: What would be the best Christmas gift to get for a scaly?
>>6810619
death
If there's any drawfags around...
Requesting a drawing of this random diapered female kobold (or similar) as like some sort of fetish sex slave prisoner, restrained, and being tortured into using her diaper
>>6810804
This is a repost.
>>6810619
leg warmers
KOLBOLD WITH ENORMOUS NUTSACK WRITEFAG - I SUMMON YOU FROM THE ABYSS
>tott
A tail-hat, and a human sex-toy.
>>6810204
>tfw to intelligent to be a furfag instead of a scalefag
>>6810957
Now there is a good idea
Cute and useful
>>6811297
>>6810957
Not to be a party pooper, but arent sweaters/clothing/socks worse for reptiles in the long run?
I'm not entirely sure, but something about keeping more heat out than it keeps in, unlike mammals that constantly generate more of their own heat and need things to keep more of it in, reptiles need to rely on getting body heat from outside sources making socks have practically the opposite effect.
>>6811380
Well, you usually put on extra clothing to keep out the cold, meaning the outside temperature at the time will very likely be below body temp and you are just trying to preserve what you have stored via insulation. Alternatively, more chances for you acting as the outside source
>>6811141
I shall join you in prayer, brother.
>>6811141
... what are you talking about?
>>6811533
You missed a nice kobold fic slash greentext , but someone's probably digging up the screenshots right this second. Guy promised more once he makes it through his finals
>>6811533
Several threads ago, there were a couple of writefags writing greentexts about kobolds with huge balls. They each took their stories in different directions; mine went for short-term, and the one they're trying to summon went more long-term, as far as writing things went.
He has finals to get through, though.
I don't mean to be rude but I wish I was more normal
My dreams will never come true, I can't confide in anyone about this, and if I was found out I wouldn't be thought of in the same way again. All this affinity, this fetish, does is make me miserable
>>6812061
time for us to unplug my frend
>>6811594
I really did enjoy your story, genuinely good read
>>6812061
it makes you unique
and motivated in a way not many others are
you must use it to better yourself somehow
also never give up looking for fellow degenerates to be your friend
>>6812114
Thanks. I'm being sincere when I say it means a lot to hear someone say that.
Did you finish your Christmas shopping, /scaly/?
What did you buy your mom?
>>6812587
father and I always get her one giant gift from both of us
this year I don't know what it is but I'll be paying for part of it still
I feel awful for not being in the loop
somehow I feel this pic should be messier
>>6812587
I got my father some shot glasses that look like little urinals
and I got my mom some of her favorite lavender soap
>>6812587
I only just now finished all my university work. I have done absolutely zero christmas shopping, as usual.
I'm notoriously bad for thinking up gift ideas, and it doesnt help that I'm kind of a richfag so my family always buys whatever they want when they want so when christmas comes along I have no ideas.
Sometimes I wish I could just draw porn for them like my friends.
Last year I just got a bunch of nerf guns for my family and a few thousand darts. I feel like that was the peak of my christmas ideas.
Mom didn't like it so much, though.
>>6812061
just keep looking
found myself a BF that accepted my scalie fetish and said he'd dress up in a scalesuit if I'd ever buy one
not that i'd ever do that. they're so shit
my point being, find a degenerate like you and you can rub cocks together thinking about dragons or whatever
>>6812744
Turn your living room into a ball pit. Buy a bunch of ball pit balls, a baby-gate for the doorways leading in and out, and a bit of portable plastic fencing for around the Christmas tree and presents(and around the fireplace if you have one, then, while everyone's asleep or out of the house looking at Christmas lights, set up the baby gates and portable fencing, and fill the rest of the room with the balls.
Alternatively, buy them sex toys as gag gifts. It's a classic for a reason.
Sorry,was busy preparing for an exam.
I want to be a tama!
>>6812878
That's actually a pretty good idea, I might've tried that if my living room wasn't massive.
I just looked up some bulk sellers for ballpit balls, I'm looking at like £3,000+ to fill up my living room.
I might be a richfag but I don't think it's fair to blow that much cash on a gag.
Also the more I think about how we celebrate christmas, the more I think someone is going to get seriously hurt doing this.
>>6810762
kys
>>6813084
I had my last exam on friday but I'm stuck here until the 21st
>>6812587
Money is tight this year for the both of us, so we agreed on not buying presents. I'll probably end up writing something, just so I don't stand there empty-handed. She greatly enjoys receiving personal letters and the rest of our family usually 'forgets' to send anything of the kind, so it will likely still make for a reasonably nice present. I hope
>>6812061
I know this kojack feel. I went into a 2 month long depression over not being able to be with my waifu
>tfw you will never feel your shaft slide slowly into Ventuswill's sloppy dragon cloaca as she giggles shyly
>>6811141
May the cold-blooded god shine down upon him in this, his darkest hour, and aid him against the finals - and back home to these green threads
>>6812149
I too, enjoyed your fic.
It was fuckin fab
>>6810762
Please stop.
>>6810957
Tail warmers are cuter.
>>6813661
They are nice, but we can go further
>going over rough draft, decide to remove all the redundant or boring parts
>its half the fucking story
k den
>>6813755
Nah, just tail warmers are cute. Panties are inherently sexual.
>>6813925
Just remember that slow or boring parts aren't necessarily bad, some things can add surprising flavor. If it's relevant to the story, it might be worth consideration to keep.
Don't get discouraged though! Just take your time and see that it's told how you see fit.
>>6814069
I'm not really complaining, I'm just amazed at how much fluff is in rough drafts. I think it's true with every writer though. It only sucks when I have to remove parts I especially like - usually it contains a joke I think is funny or a descriptive peice I enjoyed writing.
I don't mind, it's like chopping off unnecessary pieces of a machine. The story is better for it
>>6813356
>Venti will never be your wife.
Would /scaly/ play as Chet, in the videogame:
---NAZI DRAGON SYMPATHIZER---
(as made by Sal Vulcano)
>>6812587
A Macy's card for my mom.
>>6812587
A bottle of Pavan 750ml and a $90 dress.
Dad got a bottle of Booker's Whiskey 750ml and a J.W Black label.
>>6814549
>J.W Black label
The breakfast of champions.
>>6814608
It pretty much is breakfast for him
Dude has a liver of steel.
>>6810762
Please? Also wouldn't mind a fic of it also.
>>6814665
No, get out.
>>6814665
you should write a fic yourself
diapers are a turnoff for many people, so you might have to get the job done yourself
you can post it here if you want too
>>6812587
Pricey perfume.
>>6815642
I want to make perfume out of Lagi's blood!
>>6812587
dragon dildo
>>6815657
Well he isn't going back into the water any time soon, so it's probably for the best.
>>6812587
nothing, I already have enough ammunition to use on her.
>finally dream of scalies
>hardly remember anything
>tfw you want to be a giant submissive barascalie
fug.
>>6817449
start keeping a dream journal, then you can start to learn how to lucid dream and then you can live your fantasy
>>6817650
I've been doing that for almost five years now.
>>6817673
anything notable?
>>6817050
>playing Stardew Valley
>was mining just now
Coincidental timing, just like these dubs
>>6818024
No, sadly not.
So many plans, though.
Do we have a drawfag here? I have a request that's NOT fetish related
Hey! I just bought the Yogscast bundle on Humble Bundle and it contained a few games I already own. So here are the extras!
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=nhaZcFwbdfDXpvXB
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=UEn8hnzu2nyhpUC7
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=8WCWnKhRFhYMBxbd
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=27eUa4f5HVCzZ4sP
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=wyDhGwdvu3ZtYuZx
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=6byX7tnYyKMnTaEp
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=aaCVDz3KGqMm5w6f
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=44vDSYcWx7YsMMcE .
To prove I'm not a marketing shill, Hillary should be tried for leaking classified information and the DNC corruption exposed this year was an embarrassment to our democracy. Dragon cock is sexy.
It is my birthday and I want to be a tama!
>>6818636
On this board? A NON fetish related request?!
>>6818636
What is it?
>>6818962
Oh shit I got a good bit of keys I haven't used up on Humble Bundle either
>>6818962
>dragon cock
Of course, the most Jewish of all scalies.
>>6818636
I know there's at least one, but I'm pretty fetishy
I make no promises, though.
>>6819349
Drop them in thread! I'll match you 1:1.
>>6819595
Welp, here's a few.
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=7kd77kmMMGkhC6sr
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=m83nkCVcP7hSrWy2
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=ZWHTqEh3WCKcxKxe
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=7fZ48DHNHHYZrUCA
[spoiler]9X5DC-6VMVT-G0FFC[/spoiler]
>>6819669
AK0E6-AKLK0-PAYN6
BVTTI-H4J0K-7P2DM
6VYYF-MZR23-CH3F6
9DAL0-6LTQ8-0NJZ2 !
>>6819706
G9JKT-59AFA-0IZ2R .
>no dragon bf
why bother living?
>>6819920
I want a dragon to make me his breeding slut~
>>6819968
>>6819968
I want to have consensual postmarital sex in the missionary position with my scaly husbando.
Just no holding hands. That's too much.
>>6819968
>words/basic concepts that furries have ruined for me
*Impregnates u*
>>6820033
Oh you better believe there would be hand on hand contact
>>6820139
This might be more painful than you think.
>>6819794
http://budino88.tumblr.com/
Taking requests
Dont expect quality, but I want to train my drawing skills and have no imagination
Also no lewds pls
>>6820547
How about a male dragon [spoiler]holding hands with an anon?[/nospoilersontrash]
>>6820547
Anything you can think of with Gagagigo
>>6820547
A raptor hugging a person while wearing mittons over their claws, please.
Krogan are /scaly/, r-right?
>>6821279
yes
>>6821279
reminder you can still buy those sssssneky girls
http://www.bossfightshop.com/collections/series-1
>>6818636
I'm the one who did a few crappy drawings in the last thread. I can do yours. What is it?
>>6821427
>>6821438
>>6822044
>two of them are internal
2/10, okay try
>>6821532
...goddamn I wish I had money.
>>6822056
Boring.
>>6820581
Sorry, I couldnt get the hugging to look half decent :(
Have just dragon and anon together
And sorry about taking so long this is my first excursion into perspective dragon drawing
>>6822105
art style's not bad
>>6822126
Thank you!
Though I have to say, parts of it are borrowed from a dragon drawing tutorial book I have, especially the legs
>>6820547
A deathclaw sipping wine.
Or trying to do so without breaking the glass.
>>6822056
>>6822202
I saw you can put Deathclaws in a kind of zoo in FO4.
Is Fallout 4 worth buying? Or at least, for deathclaws?
>>6822402
its part of some DLC, but yeah
also if your going to buy, at least pirate it on PC. its not worth playing any bethesda game on consoles
>>6822402
if it gets 10-15 or under during the steam xmas sale, I might pick it up just for the possibility of future mods.
but then again maybe I should just get the GOTY edition with all the DLC for 5 bucks in a couple years.
>>6822402
>worth buying
haha ha ha... no
>>6822421
>implying I even have a PC
I've had to play Bethesda games on console for years. Worse yet, I'll have to play 4 on a playstation console.
>>6822439
its not worth it unless you get to use deathclaw dick mods
which might make their way to ps4 somehow but sony would never allow any script extension mods, so you can't use any of the fun mods.
>>6822077
it is not so expensive but if you are non american like me the shipping hurts a bit
>>6822439
god lord man, just stop being so poor or go to prostitution and buy a nice PC in 3 years (when vr technology will beguin to be more polished and cheap)
Slack-wyrm account has been suspended. WTF?!
>>6822528
?
Account on what? I just assumed he had his own website.
How did you guys end up as scaly enthusiasts, /scaly/?
>>6822553
He does (http://www.joshuawright.net). There is now a generic "suspended" page and if you ask the server for a reason it gives you a stupid admin error (Connection failed: SQLSTATE[08006] [7] could not connect to server: Connection timed out (0x0000274C/10060) Is the server running on host "10.10.25.19" and accepting TCP/IP connections on port 1433?)
Probably didn't pay the bills.
>>6822724
When I was a kid I thought dragons were cool, being a nerd and shit.
When I was a teenager I found Herpy.
Now I am an adult and I regret nothing.
>>6822759
works for me
maybe it was temporary, or maybe its on your side
>>6822195
This worked suprisingly well using a reference image.
Hope you like it!
>>6822909
Weird. If I try with one of my other IP addresses it works. Maybe a caching issue on my end. On the other hand, the last slack wyrm (pic) is no longer available. Seems like their system was restored to an earlier state.
>>6822724
The same way a lot of kids ended up as furries: playing Star Fox Adventures.
>>6822935
I like it.
>>6814517
>Robot Dragon
would it even be a scaly?
>>6823003
this
maaan, being 9 and feeling arousal for the first time when fox admires krystal in the palace
>>6822724
Same as >>6822762
Loved dragons as a kid, had a gap where I moved on to other things, then came back to dragons right as hormones began to hit.
Which was right when we got internet. It wasn't exactly Herpy first, but it came soon after all the same.
>>6823625
Is this from porn? The title and image are confusing me now.
This may have been brought up before, but what do you think of the dragon from The Legend of Kyrandia?
https://youtu.be/-8yPST-3sCo?t=7m52s
>>6823934
http://kyrandia.wikia.com/wiki/Brandywine
I haven't played those games in a long time, its about time for a replay.
Brandywine is cuute
>>6823934
>>6824736
She's been mentioned before but she is very cute. Especially how she lays on her back.
>Brandywine and Darm behave like some old married couple teasing each other with provoking actions
>Brandywine "shrugs" more or less excusing and states back if it is her fault that she doesn't like knights. (Explanation: "All sweat and muscles ... and so hard to peel.")
Is Kyrandia /scaly/ approved?
I've been wanting to play adventure style games for some time, I loved Freddi Fish and the white chamber.
>>6822762
Holy shit same
>>6823287
I dumped CoH Complete, Divinity II, SR3, and DoW II vanilla, forgot about the rest.
Here's Orcs Must Die.
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=d4zpPanTdrtqWnvT
>>6823003
STAIRFAX TEMPERATURES
>>6823934
>>6825199
With timestamp for the lazy 7m 51s: https://youtu.be/-8yPST-3sCo?t=471
>>6825199
All 3 kyrandia games are great
each one has a slightly different gameplay on top of the point and click
1 has those magic spells, 2 has the potion cauldron, and 3 has the jester shit.
definitely worth a playthrough
I miss Westwood studios so much
Probably the safest way to share a passionate moment with your sentient snake girlfriend.
Especially when she's shedding...
>>6826902
>tfw ywn cuddle and pet sentient snek gril
>ywn help her when she sheds
>ywn tell her how beautiful her shiny scales are
>ywn look into her eyes and blush as you tell her you love her
>and you will Definitely...never hold hands with her
hurts 'n stuff, etc.
>>6810619
>Topic of the thread: What would be the best Christmas gift to get for a scaly?
Electric blanket
>>6827549
A heated sweater
>>6826902
>>6827285
>>6825398
Thanks for Orcs must die anon!
And Psychonauts if anyone wants it.
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=tG2THNpSkkaZc7Cn
>>6828196
No worries.
>>6828129
Just read the Angels with Scaly wings update, they introduced a new dragon that's Remy's boss.
>>6828257
I want a lagi GF!
>>6828391
>>6828391
M Mizutsune x F Lagiacrus as a pair could be interesting.
>>6828305
I dont really like the design desu
>>6828457
What stops Tama from being a ....she
>>6828637
Monster hunter team confirmed females have smaller fins and duller colors.
The males are essentially reptilian peacocks.
>>6828637
nothing, just all tamas in-game are male
their sexual dimorphism is akin to the peacock
>>6828637
I think it's amusing. That and nobody knows what the females actually look like, but whatever.
>>6828676
I was very dissapointed when the new Tama is just a regular Tama that's blind.
Major missed opportunity.
Hell, could have made her bigger than the males and even more prone to getting angry.
>>6828704
this
also
>nargacuga
edgy
>lucent nargacuga
edgier
>tama variant
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>6828637
>Rath is sad cause people are calling her a "Slut"
>>6828753
there's also this
>>6828704
There's something really off about this artist.
>>6828772
And I love how all of them are still missing Zinogre's other half of his body.
>>6828786
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-529
>>6828850
i like this one
>>6828850
artist?
>>6829004
Is reverse search not doing anything for you?
Raptor GFs when?
>>6829201
Now
>>6828786
They're at the "not quite good but not quite bad" stage of being an artist. Where there is the beginnings of underlying thought and construction, but they focus so hard that they temporarily lose all life in the lines.
It's stiff and awkward and odd looking because they're busy trying to remember the 40 different things they are technically supposed to do. After enough practice (if they manage to make it past this stage) they'll be able to micromanage all that without thinking about it.
Confidence is a significant part of art. Someone can be amazing at the basics but their lack of confidence shows. It's the same vice-versa, too much confidence causes those horrifying artists who draw exactly the same for 10 years straight without improvement.
>>6829201
When ECM does good art, it's really good, like that peice.
Other times, he ends up drawing some pretty uncanny valley things. He works much better with more realistic subjects as opposed to cartoons.
>>6823625
I mean, I'm old enough to have been a furfag way before Krystal.
But Scales is what got me into, guess, scales.
I want a dragon to violently fuck my throat~
>>6822724
Reading a ton of dragonlance and other dragon-themed books growing up I suppose
You guys heard of Snake Pass yet.
Seems like something you would be interested in.
https://www.unrealengine.com/showcase/play-spyro-with-proper-reptile-physics-in-snake-pass?utm_source=launcher&utm_medium=chromium&utm_term=showcase&utm_content=snakePass&utm_campaign=communitytab#post620603
>>6830282
is this a future game?
>>6830407
Yup!
>>6811141
>>6811490
I am so fucking sorry.
My days have been completely packed ever since I got back home. I don't have a lot of friends at college DESU, but I'm still super tight with my HS group, and I've been doing something with them or with my family basically every minute of the last few days.
I should be able to write some tomorrow. Hopefully. Finding a quiet place to write weird porn may be tough but I'm resourceful.
>>6830463
No pressure.
Okay maybe a little pressure, but nowhere near the amount of pressure that is coming from those kobold balls.
>>6822724
when Spyro the Dragon came out
Look at this good boy
>>6831449
>>6831449
Wait, what breed of dog is that?
>Page 10
Nope.
>>6828257
Thanks for Psychonauts! Merry Christmas scaly anon!
>>6832386
Honestly surprised it wasn't taken earlier. Obviously it's not a keys thread, but you'd imagine some lurkers would snatch some up.
Guess I'll throw out DoW vanilla and Retribution here as well.
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=Fu4yvcNm7k6zMW5v
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=GBcvCtYs6wKTBkMk
Also have a few keys around for the Age of Wonders series and I don't have much idea on what the games are like, but they're there.
I want to make an Astalos feel loved!
>>6830282
tfw no qt female senk as playable character...
>>6832856
How is the Master of Orion reboot?
> mode Slack-Wyrm
>>6831131
>>6831137
>>6832386
THICK DARGONS, yasss
>>6832050
I noticed /trash/ being pretty fast this week, probably Christmas Break.
>>6833869
>>6833893
>>6833895
>>6833898
>>6833908
>>6833916
>>6833925
>>6833929
>>6833949
>>6833967
>>6833981
>>6833981
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>>6834005
I would be interesting if someone could do a story on her kidnapping some teenager keeping him out in the woods somewhere and him repeatedly trying to escape from her eventually catching him and having her way with him.
>>6834014
Sorry for the dump if you're not a fan, just trying to keep thread afloat.
>>6834046
I wouldn't mind writing a story like that Anon. Maybe I could write it now since I'm break this weekend.
>>6834103
YES PLEASE!!!
>>6834122
Haha, all right then anon. I'll write some lewd /ss/ once I finish Christmas shopping.
>>6833869
>page 6 in a half hour
who's spamming the board?
>>6834431
it doesn't take much to push /trash/ around sadly
>obesity
>attractive
>>6822724
I had no other choice than to became a scaly.
It started when seeing Draco in the first Dragonheart, voiced by Sean Connery. I was little then and it was around 2001 that I searched the movie up online, because I wanted to know how they made this fantastic, lifelike dragon. I searched for "behind the scenes" and got to a fanfic with a tasteful and hot sex scene at the end. This was also the first time, I read something about sex or love. I can recommend it to every one on this thread:
http://rogue.macrophile.com/stories/behind.html
this is a japanese dragon OC
>>6834870
It's just weird to me.
>>6834883
>>6834898
i'm scared
>>6834431
It's either the loud house ERP faggots, that speedy autist shitting up threads, or the hunger games ERP faggots.
Continuing from >>6686146
>You wake up the next morning with the kobold still snuggled in a ball next to you
>This actually does a fair amount to soften the blow of your alarm, which is still as loud and annoying as ever
>You yawn and stretch out. Kyzon does the same, moving away from you, which sort of sucks.
"Good morning."
>"Hey."
>You smile and sit up, yawning again
"Last night was awesome, huh?"
>"Very. Funny movie, too."
"Yeah."
>You run a hand through your hair, getting it out of your face somewhat
"Unfortunately I have work."
>"Same here. We could meet up again tonight, though."
"Sure."
>"Here, lemme get your number. Before I forget."
>The kobold reaches out to grab his phone, and you exchange contact info
>"Awesome. So, like, at five?"
"Sure."
>The promise of getting to go on another date with your new boyfriend(?) makes getting ready a bit less annoying
>You don't actually hate your job, but you hate the fact that it starts at fucking 7:30
>Pays pretty well, though, so you can't complain
>The kobold takes a shower after you do, and then asks to borrow some clothes
>You loan him another shirt, which he also wears like a weird dress type of thing, like he did last night
>He looks surprisingly good like that
>Or maybe you're just infatuated, hard to hell
>After a breakfast which consists mostly of a protein shake (which is unfortunately not a euphemism in this case), you're both standing at the door
>"Thanks for letting me crash."
"No problem."
>You hesitate for a moment, then lean forward and plant a kiss on his cheek.
"See you tonight."
>You walk off
>He follows you
>Right
>Right, you take the same train
>That's how you got into this in the first place
>So that goodbye wasn't as cute as you thought
>Oh well
>The train ride proceeds without incident, and you spend most of the time talking about a variety of bullshit topics
>He gets off at the stop right before yours, and you ride the last five minutes with headphones in, a smile on your face
wew, lad
/trash/ is stupid fast again.
>>6835089
>You get into work about five minutes late, as usual
>Your boss is waiting in your cubicle when you do, which is kind of strange
>The dragon barely fits, actually, and she has her tail awkwardly curved upwards, where it almost touches the ceiling
>"$NAME, just the person I needed to see."
"Oh, hey. Sorry for being late---"
>"You're always late, $NAME. At this point I am far beyond caring."
>She has a weird smile on her face, which is terrifying, considering how huge those teeth are
>Kinda hot though
>In a dangerous sort of way
>"Our average response time dropped by twenty percent last night, right after you merged that commit."
"Twenty percent?"
>"Yes. The board was quite impressed."
"Oh. Uh, cool."
>"I just wanted to congratulate you on the work. It'll be reflected in your quarterly performance review, I can assure you."
>You smile
>This really is the best day
"Wow. Uh, thanks, I guess."
>"Oh, no no, $NAME. Thank..."
>The dragon freezes, head in the air
>Her smile falls
>"What is that smell?"
"Uh, smell?"
>The dragon advances on you, sniffing
>She gets uncomfortably close to you and takes a deep whiff, which makes you incredibly uncomfortable
>"What did you do after you left work yesterday?"
"Uh, it was kind of personal, so---"
>"You smell of magic."
>She takes another step towards you, speaking in a low voice
>"Draconic magic."
"Uh, well, I... I, uh... May have been around a wizard."
>She shakes her head
>"Mere proximity could not do this. Even bathing in the blood of a wizard could not cause this strong of an odor."
>You raise an eyebrow
"That's pretty graphic."
>"Perhaps."
>She steps backwards a bit, finally giving you some personal space
>"I suppose it is your personal affairs, and that human resources may be displeased with me if I continue to pry."
"Maybe a little."
>"Still, I do encourage you to do some independent research on what has happened to you. Possessing such a strong scent, without even being magical yourself, is highly, highly unusual."
>>6835531
"I'm not gonna, like, get cancer or something, right?"
>"I cannot say, unfortunately. If I had to guess, I would say it is unlikely to harm you---but, again, I am not qualified to make that assumption."
>The dragonness brushes past you, exiting your cubicle and walking away
>She gets a few steps before turning back towards you
>"Good job again, $NAME. And... do be careful."
>You nod, then walk into your cubicle and slump down on the seat
>Well
>That got weird fast
>Scary weird, too. Not good weird.
>You're pretty sure you know why you smell like magic
>I mean, there was a lot of semen, and he already said he was a wizard
>Still, you can't help but think about the curse thing those other kobolds mentioned
>You thought that was entirely bullshit, but, well, apparently his cum actually did something to you, so...
>You know what?
>Might as well just ask him
>You whip out your phone and quickly compose a text
`Yo Kyzon. Just got into work, dragonness boss said she smelled a bunch of magic on me, told me it could cause me harm. Is she just being an asshole or did something happen?`
>You sit quietly and look down at your phone for five minutes
>When you get no response, you sigh and try to get to work
>Three unproductive hours later, your phone buzzes
>You lunge for it instantly, dropping what you were doing
And it's at this point that I need to go for a bit. Let's hope this (sort of weird) direction I'm taking the story works out.
>>6835089
>>6835531
>>6835604
Thanks for the update, hope all that stuff goes well.
>>6835485
nah, its just some faggot trying to kill the board again.
From /pol/ again I think.
>>6832386
I already had it so I left it.
>>6833084
I heard it's pretty bad and you should stick to MoO2.
>>6835604
Now that's a cliff hanger. I like where this is going so far, and I think it's a good time in the story to up the world building
If you don't mind a little criticism, there's one thing I noted while reading that felt like a bit of a missed opportunity: The hurried kiss goodbye might have been a nice chance to build the kobold character up some more. Any reaction from him - or explicit lack thereof - to that little social faux pas would have told us a lot, I think, especially considering the poor bold's background
>>6834189
is this your character or something, I love her, super cute, super chubby, super sexy, super milfy... ah! I need a creature like her in my life...
>>6836722
That's Miss L (Lesdi) by Vdisco. Cool artist.
I love her too, she's basically Milf: the dragoness.
>>6834151
moar of this girl pls
also can we has lesbians?
>>6836990
omg sauce also damn
>>6836722
Are you an artist? If you want to draw her, go ahead, anon.
t h i c c
>you will never become a dragon
>>6838611
No thanks, not into otherkin faggotry
Would rather nut in a dragon and conquer all lizards with my dick
>tfw lost all the greentext stories I had saved
>the op pastebin doesn't link them
>no one slapped them into a pastebin
>you have to dig through the archive to find the old good ones
FUCK
Writefags should use pastebin more. I had some real good stuff lost.
>>6838970
It will take me a while.
This was really old good stuff, and I don't have a common keyword.
>>6838946
Well, there's an option at the very least. Personally I've been backing up the odd MH greentext that gets made.
>>6838946
What stories?
screencapped all the earlier kobold shit
Would you a kowakian monkey-lizard?
>>6840305
>prehensile hemipenis cockvore
>>6840764
Because "serious" projects take a lot of time, effort and editing.
Writefag here, gonna get ready to post the first chapter of something I've been working on for the past 2 weeks in the next thread.
>return home for the holidays
>can finally masturbate in peace without worrying someone will walk in
internet connection is shoddy but I needed this, I needed this a lot
>>6840764
>Anonymously posted on there is okay right?
Totally.
>>6841013
The former two by themselves make an excellent concept, I'd admit.
>>6842723
those "urethral kisses" had me rock hard
if human pre-cum tastes good what does mizu pre taste like?
>>6842759
It'll have a strong, bitter and soapy taste to it that will be offputting at first, yet good enough to make you crave more.
>>6842759
Have you ever licked soap?
>>6840764
But anon, this IS serious business! Keep up the good work, I love your work
Why are scalefags so chill holy shit. I've never really been in these threads before.
>>6810762
Kys.
>>6845791
here at /scaly/ we pride ourselves on being chill as fuck
we do have the occasional shitposter tho (>>6845839) but honestly "kys" should be part of everyone's filter anyways
>>6822724
80s-90s fantasy novels. You would be surprised what they got away with. I just gravitated towards scalys I guess.
>>6845791
It's really the reason I stay on /trash/, 160+ threads and besides a few bumps along the way, it's been mostly very chill and /comfy/ here.
Decided to come out of curiousity? Hope you have a good time and good faps here, anon. Check out the writebin if you like stories too.
>>6845839
Someone beat you to it, my man >>6813139
>>6845791
>Cold hurts the scaley.
>>6845791
Just like my reptiles
yo yo yo niggas wassup
seriously what are you all up to?
>>6847069
Deciding whether I should play more of the new AoE II xpack or a shit game instead
>>6847148
Well, I mean, you've also apparently got Monster Hunter, so why limit yourself to just those two options?
>>6847069
Dealing with the holiday blues, making plans with EVE corp, thinkgen of lewd dragons. What about you, Anon?
>>6841026
Oh my, didn't think anybody would save that!
I wonder how angry the little ones get
>>6847148
the new bog maps are pretty interesting, there's marshes over large portions of the map that you can build on and move troops through, but you can also move ships over it
blowing up farms with demoships is pretty silly
>>6845791
for the most part /trash/ is always chill
>>6847669
Rice farms are a nice touch to the marshes. Apparently some people aren't very big on the new maps, the new civs are fun but I wonder how they really stack up in both intermediate and higher levels of play.
>>6847341
Gen isn't very good, but seems to be easier to get a room sorted for than in other games.
Welp, looks like the pool is dry.
>>6847612
>Pic
Are you that one TF writer?
>>6847612
>EVE corp
man I haven't played that in forever. What's new in new eden?
What race are you? Gallente ftw! Ishtar is baws.
>>6847727
yo
Heres a question for you
In all seriousness, what are the chances of you personally fugging a dragon? Ignore what you *want* to happen, think purely logically about tje realitu of the situation.
Sorry for spelling. Alcohol is to blame.
>>6847805
Komodo dragons are a thing.
And so are zoos.
>>6847675
I'm starting to think it's because /trash/ is, well, trash. It's the lowest of the low, the outcasts of the outcasts of the internet. Once one has reached this level there is little more than plateau at the bottom and live one's new normal.