I'll need 24 for this tournament. Please refrain from pushing

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Tensa Zangetsu

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Cinnamon Roll

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>>6803734
Teto Kasane

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>>6803734
Ash Crimson

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>>6803734
Rika

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>>6803734
Zer0

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Gandalf the Pug

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>>6803734
Genji Amano

When push comes to shove, I'll shove anyway! I'm determined!

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>>6803734
Alfred Jones
>>6803301 (Ame-Rika)
But I do, and that's the worst part. I hate to say it, but your tricks are getting to me. And I'm sure you know the basics of it, especially Coke and all of that.
...Woah, woah, woah. Since when did you start talking as much as I did? My suspension of disbelief can only go on for so long.

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Ichigo

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Warcrime-Chan

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>>6803734
CAAAARLOS

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>>6803734
Monster Kid

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>>6803734
Ririchiyo

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>>6803734
Princess Rinoa

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Sanae Kochiya

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>>6803728
>>6803754
But what is it?
...A kuh?
>>6803755
>And the light in her eyes is different. No scorn, no malice, no sarcasm, just sheer confusion.
You're really confusing me, mister.... And I don't know what it is, I'm sure I don't!
And what's a suspension of disbelief?

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>>6803734
Fujiwara no Mokou

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Plain Bread Chan

Tyuule

>I DONT WANT TO SPAM FILLER
>SOMEONE ELSE DO IT

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Kongou

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Flash Man

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Lambda-11

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>>6803783
...

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Captain Levi

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>>6803778
>Alfred's still suspicious, regardless. He knows much better than he did before. Should it all be genuine, he still knows it won't go on forever.
I'm not dumb no more. I know it's a ruse. As for your question, it's a drink! Soda, to be more specific. Heaps and heaps of sugar.
...You know, how long you can believe in the impossible for. That's what it means.

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>>6803734
David

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Scissorman

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>>6803778
You've must of already had a dose the killer kryptonite, that's sad who would do that to a kid. Now's not a time for bitter smiles, we've gotta' get you fixed, and surely I know a way how to GET BACK your sanity.

>>6803793
that's just wrong
delete this

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Europe's Heroes

>>6803805
ok deal

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Baki Hanma

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>>6803801
What's a kryptonite? What're you talking about??
>>6803798
Oh...that sounds more like something my sister'd like...I prefer tea. Mom wouldn't like it anyways.
What do you mean, impossible?

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>>6803734
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown

>>6803789
>Punches in the dick

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Levi is a little slow today. I am sorry for the wait.

>>6803839
you can skip over that joke entry
>>6803793
>a mistake

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>>6803819
It's a fizzy drink. Tickles the back of your throat when you drink it for some reason. Man, you really do know how to push the right buttons...
'Impossible' impossible. Pigs flying, violets turning red, me ever eating vegetables. That's what I call impossible.
>>6803830
You've got the wrong person, Anon. Might I direct you to her lesser-known cousin, Alfred F. Jones?

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>>6803819
I can see it with my own two eyes, you're clearly lost! I know how to help you, I've helped everybody while making quick whiff of business. My friend isn't here, but he can definitely recover you back!
>>6803839
>He picks up the pug and pets it vigorously.

DOGGY!

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>>6803839
Everything looks fine.
I am ready to win this.
I won't let you down.

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>>6803839
Sufficient. Proceed.

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>>6803846
Your spot has been given to David if that is what you want.

>>6803863
Fine with me, I was using it in case we didn't get to 24

>>6803863
I want to violently rape Ikaros

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>>6803847
That sounds...weird....
I've heard of plenty of the first two! My big sis'd never lie about this stuff!
>>6803853
S-so what if I'm lost here!? I don't even know how I got here! And I can't pay anyone....

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>>6803839
>Genji not Ginji, FUCK.

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An error with a name has been corrected and the vending machine wished to be replaced for next in line.

Nothing of interest happens today besides an imprinting.

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>>6803876
We drink it all the time at home. It's not healthy, but it tastes good!
Aaaaand there we go. Look, I can believe pigs flying since I flew a plane once, but violets turning red? That's just silly. They're called roses, dude.

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>>6803893
I am quite sorry.
However, there is only
a single winner.

>>6803893
Kongou?

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>>6803876
Lost, unnoticed, and underappreciated. It sucks! I know! You're in the same sticky little situation I'm in as well. Hooray for Abject poverty! I'm really nice, so I can recover you back! But I can't since I don't have the ability to do that, only my friend does and he really isn't enthusiastic to hear about freeloaders like you.

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>>6803893
From what I have seen "horses" are an insufficient mode of transportation.

>>6803874
That would be foolish of you.

>>6803906
She must have been busy at that moment.

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>>6803910
It's mine.

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>>6803893
>The weight of the blood soaked in ehr gown slowing her down, she carelessly tossed it aside, seeing no further use of it.

I shall generate a new outfit shortly when I found moment of rest

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>>6803910
>Warcrime-Chan refuses to commit warcrimes

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>>6803910
How embarrassing.
I am not used to weapons
that can get tangled.

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>>6803910
..I am positive I left it somewhere easily traceable. This is not what I wanted.

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>>6803910
Blocking and killing are the highlights of this day. A rabbit does what they do best, flee.

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>>6803893
Whoaa, I bet the sis would like this....
>>6803894
So? Magic can do almost anything, right? Rikako wouldn't lie about this, I'm sure!
>>6803907
Unnnoticed? Underappreciated? No! My family's doing great!
...I really don't know what you're talking about for all of this....
>>6803929
EEK!

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>>6803929
As long as someone dies...

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>>6803929
Whatever your feelings of me are is of no consequence. When the time comes, regardless of fear and bravery, the only way you will have favourable odds of survival is by fighting for your life.

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>>6803910
...
Oh, man. Germany's gonna be livid when he finds this out. It was an honest mistake, I didn't mean to do it!
>>6803930
Yeah, but since it's magic, I don't see a reason to actually take that as a solution.
Violets turning red naturally is impossible. With magic, sure, but tell me one time you saw a red violet in a garden that wasn't magically made.

>>6803929
Battle plans are being made and only one of you has been defeated on this day.

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>>6803910
I've got plenty of reason to suspect, that you really hate my guts.

...but all is fair in love and war correct? If that wouldn't be the matter of principle, then you must really hate me.
>>6803930
You don't have to know what I'm talking about, kid! But I've got an unnerving sense that something's incredibly wrong with you, and I've got to fix it.

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>>6803929
I'm not afraid of you.
>360's and walks away

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>>6803943
There must have been an error in my systems.

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>>6803942
But, uh...you didn't say natural?
>She picks up a stick from the ground, and crouches down, slowly drawing a perfect circle in the ground.
I haven't even seen a garden at all, so what's it really matter?
>>6803946
What do you mean, wrong with me?? I feel fine!
>>6803949
>It's probably a war-crime to kill kids somewhere.

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>>6803949
...

Well, with that failure
I have no choice but to sleep
to hide my own shame.

Good night.

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>>6803949
This cartographic trinket is either erronous or this place has it's own way of creating landmarks. My radar equipment is useless here.

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>>6803949
Jousting, fires,arrows and crossbows. All are primitive ways of war but are still effieceint in the end.

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>>6803949
QUIT RUINING MY MEANS OF BUSINESS, YOU BASTARDS! GO BULLY SOMEONE ELSE!
>>6803958
I can't tell, buuuuuuut I can tell! It's quite complicated to explain.

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>>6803968
How a simple shield made out of wood can block something as deadly as a crossbow bolt. There is wisdom to be found in ancient human warfare.

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>>6803968
Desertion has a heavy price. You two should get your equipment checked or swing harder next tim if you get the chance.

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>>6803958
So? Magic's cheating! EVERYTHING can be done with magic nowadays, so I'd just tune out if someone says something about magic.
We're talking about the impossible, so I need to describe the impossible... You know what? I can think of things more impossible than those!
>>6803968
Aw. I just want to make some smores...

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>>6803984
Why..won't you just perish?!

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>>6803984
If peace continues I will over look it if needed.

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>>6803984
No need to be so confrontational now bread box, surrender your weapons immediately and prepare to be eaten.

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>>6803959
Goodbye...ninja...?
>>6803976
You're not even making sense.... Are you always this weird, mister?
>>6803987
But magic is part of how everything works, how's it cheating? Nothing's THAT impossible....
>She starts drawing a star inside the circle.

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>>6804002
A day of peace has been over looked.

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>>6804009
I'd personally say no, but considering the amount of people who'd say otherwiiiiiiise......... Yes!

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>>6804009
No, magic's not how EVERYTHING works. You can't just say that 1+1=2 because magic, that's just untrue. It's cheating because it can be the answer to everything.
Yeah? Yeah, right! Turning a sphere inside-out is impossible! Measuring the exact circumference of a circle is impossible!
>>6804027
...
I don't know. Am I allowed to drink? I mean, I'm 19 and all, but the law has to be obeyed...

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>>6804027
The vessel has grown tired of her opponent and has simply told him to better himself for a later battle.

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>>6804028
...Is everyone here like you?
>>6804038
Well, it's a part of everything. Uhm...if you say so...I'm no good with science....
>She starts adding small details to what's probably a summoning circle.

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>>6804027
>>6804040
You have outstayed your welcome. You were aiming to betray my trust after I let my guard down. I was suspicious of your intentions to begin with. Now perish!

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>>6804044
Not everything. I might not be no Einstein, but I'm pretty sure magic doesn't have anything to do with math.
You wanted impossible, I gave you impossible. That's what the suspension of disbelief is. I may have looked like an idiot while doing it, but it was probably worth it!

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>>6804040
The sea faring vessel has grown tired of battle and hides behind another for protection. I am sure those two will eat well tonight once they prepare it.

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>>6804038
I'm forever 21 man, if I'd be part of a manga of some sort I'd be 18, drink up man!

>>6804040
Is that a Lu Bu reference I spot with bread, david and alfred's event? Nice!

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>>6804027
>>6804040
>>6804046
Alright, alright, can't blame a guy for trying, right? I was holding back anyways, you know.
>>6804051
This is a bit...beyond my programming. You do it.

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>>6804051
You are wrong. They are more likely to kill this human in the grounds of him having a bad reputation for being noisy. And an easier target.

Besides, he might be of use to me.

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>>6804051

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>>6804058
You are a fool for holding back in battle. I never expect my opponents to hold even a scrap of power in reserve. I never do.

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>>6804050
Big Sis says it does, she doesn't lie.
And I bet magic CAN make that plenty possible!
>She closes her eyes in apparent concentration.

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>>6804051
Only one failure to report today.

>>6804055
This is not my code, I apologize.

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>>6804044
Nope. To an extent sort of.

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Oi bruvs, what're you fags up to?

>>6804069
Calling you a faggot

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>>6804061
Haha, well, most people don't like it when I use it.
>He kind just appears to vanish, instantly appearing behind Kongou.
It is pretty unfair to most people, after all.
>And just as quickly he shows back up where he was, in the exact same position.

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>>6804064
>I don't know what to say here

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>>6804051
Hey, hey, don't start hiding now. The hero's here to protect you, and nothing bad's gonna happen, 'kay? Believe me. I'm the hero for a reason.
>>6804054
It's not about the age in spirit as it is the law since heroes have to obey the law, but whatever! Pass me the beer, and let's have a party!
>>6804062
What? But how does magic play a part in basic math? She must either be joking, or maybe... Maybe she's using magic to make 1+1=2? What...?
I don't think they're possible. A circle's circumference goes on forever, and you can't REALLY turn a sphere inside-out. I think. Can you?
>>6804074
...
Vietnam? I'm sorry.

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>>6804071
If this was an attempt to impress or intimidate me with teleportation or tricks of illusion, you have failed on both accounts. I am not like anyone else dwlling this landmass. You would do well to store that in your memory core, machine.

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>>6804074
It is time for feasting and bloodshed.

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>>6804070
Do it pussy, you won't.

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>>6804077
I do not require protection from anyone. Least of all from someone belonging to a nation responsible for sinking my template. If you would accidently function as a human shield, all the better.

>>6804083
Faggot

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>>6804082
You failed, hero. This is the first and only time I trust your word.

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>>6804080
Teleportation is only how lesser being perceive it.
>He waggles a finger.
And I was only showing off.
>>6804074
>Hair

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>>6804082
Peace has been looked over once again to bring you the victor of this round.

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>>6804077
I dunno. She always says this stuff is really complex. She's waiting until I help her summon this one thing until she teaches me more complex stuff.
And I dunno. I think with magic anything's possible.
>She starts to grunt a little, holding her hands out at the circle.

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>>6804086
O-Oh....

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>>6804077
Spite of everything that has happened with the pigs, I am (nearly) 100% proud to say screw the laws! It's time to GET BACK on everything they've done to us. S

Ay while we're done chugging on some beer! Care to take a quick whiff at some KooLAID Kibble at a meagerly price of 100 yen! I'll guarantee you'll be blown out of your mine, 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed.

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>>6804091
I do not respond well to insults. Nor do I to creatures that try to impress me. Incase you are malfunctioning, I am not looking for a mate.

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>>6804097
Behold.

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>>6804097
You have been determined to be a greater threat to humans than the laws allow. Lethal force is authorized.
>>6804107
WHAT THE-
>>6804106
Oh, just strictly-speaking, girl, no offense intended. And can you blame a guy for trying to have a little fun?

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>>6804101
Feelsbadman

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>>6804082
Alright, so MAYBE I made a promise I couldn't keep. I'll get to work on making up for it, especially since my word was broken like that.
>>6804084
That's kinda mean, but it's not about me! You don't need me to do much except stand around and draw the guns to me, huh? You're lucky I can withstand most things, or else I'd be completely useless!
...Keyword being "most".
>>6804100
But it's basic math, not what the square root of 25 is. You don't need magic to do EVERYTHING for you, or else you'll become dependent on it.
Some things are just impossible. It's not even something magic could fix. Turn a sphere inside out and then you'll have my full attention.
>>6804104
>Alfred's already downing a beer, quirking an eyebrow when he finally listens to the man's tirade.
...Um. Can you say that slower and shorter so I can understand you better? I'm a bit busy right now as you can see, so... Please?

>>6804107
Thanks for hosting

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>>6804111
Your timing is terrible. Fun is to be had in private time. Not in a warzone. For all your supposed strength you are a dimwitted fool.

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Only one of you emerged victorious, here she is. Praise her, congratulate her, do what you feel is needed.

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>>6804120
Congats, Sanae. Thanks for hosting, miss!

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>>6804120
End results

>>6804120
Congrats... thank you for hosting Ikaros. You may do whatever now.

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>>6804065
Only "sort of"? Oh, this place isn't going to be fun, huh...?
>>6804117
I dunno. I just don't have any experience in the matter, but I believe what Rikako says.
>She stops, resting her hands on the ground and catching her breath.
>>6804120
>GASP.
A shrine maiden?! Really!? Congrats! And thank you so much for this!

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>>6804120
>>6804123
The results are acceptable. Thank you for this oppurtunity.

>>6804117
You are correct. You have yet to prove your usefullness to me. Maybe you will one day against my calculations.

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>>6804119
Hey, watch it, I'm all about timing! And this isn't any real warzone, after all. This place allows me to get past my programming restrictions about combat, so I'm gonna take all the opportunities I feel like to have some fun, okay?

>>6804120
>>6804123
>Gives a shiny new melon and half a dozen headpats

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>>6804117
>Electrifying, Ecstatic, Fanatical, words can't describe how happy this poor man is.

Sorry! But I'm just so ECSTATIC that I can finally make a proper living out of selling "lemon drops" then earning the usual chum changed I get.

I just so happened to find these "sugar coated hush puppies" during a bank heist, and surprisingly fools actually hop into this sort of stuff.

When is it okay to kill someone?

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>>6804133
So you are not a human. Just like I am. Interesting. Perhaps I shall observe your battle algorithms and use them for my own benefit. You performed well enough to outdo me. I will give you that much.

>>6804144
Self defence

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>>6804129
>>6804126
>>6804124
>>6804121
>>6804118
>>6804137
I am unworthy of this praise. I shall thank you as well for participating.
>Accepts the headpats and melons

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>>6804114
I'mma cri mang...

>>6804144
When they've crossed the line and do something inhuman.

>>6804144
to protect your ninja way

>>6804144
When they're armed, facing you, and you have no other choice.

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>>6804144
Vengeance.

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>>6804126
I think that magic should only be used for complicated stuff, not everything, but that's just me.
I guess this is all coming from a guy whose brother is a magician, but it all kinda seemed... I dunno, unnatural to use it for simple things.
>>6804129
You'll see it someday, miss. I might not look it, but I'm really strong. Then again, you thinking I'm weak kinda works in my favour, so maybe I shouldn't try to prove you wrong...
>>6804143
>Half those words went out one ear and out the other, but he's still listening even if he's drinking another beer.
...Yeah? Yeah, I'm listening. Something about lemon drops and hush puppies. Keep going, I'm interested to see what you've got.
>>6804144
When it's absolutely necessary. I know it's rich coming from me, but it's the truth.

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>>6804145
It's like you said then. I'm just a machine.
>He pats his gun-arm.
I don't plan on sticking around that often, though.

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>>6804144
If they are acting against your own self interests, duh.

>>6804144
Hard to say really, especially this day and age.

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>>6804144
Never!
>>6804166
But if we make magic easier and more common, you can make everyone's lives better.
>She resumes the hand-pointing again.
Come oooooon....

>>6804175
>>6804161
>>6804157
All three of you are twisted and vile.

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>>6804166
I will speak plainly then since I have little patience for either braggards or Americans. Either you will show me your strength and power in battle or you will not mention them. I never stated I thought of you weak. I simply have not found a reason to think of you as usefull.

>>6804167
Pity. Then I shall make our encounters worth the time. For the both of us.

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>>6804184
Me? Nooo way~.

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>>6804166
You've ever snuffed a dose of crazy crystals? Don't do it! It happened the last game! ...and I, I can't just help it. You've got to check out these wicked cheap prices though, 100 yen a pound for these Smiley Smile Sliggers? Who wouldn't buy it?

>He snatches the bottle of beer from your hands, and starts chugging right away.

>>6804144
When someone is black

>>6804187
It's ok, we all go through that phase in our teen years. The edgy one, not the boy toy one.

And now, we slowly descend into deader hours, as each avafag slowly goes to sleep

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>>6804182
But you gotta take into account that you'll become entirely dependent on magic, something that isn't entirely too stable in the first place. Use it for complicated things, not normal things like motion and grabbing things.
It's kinda hard to argue against it since I don't use it myself, but you can see the point.
>>6804186
You'd think I'd be offended, but no, it really doesn't phase me at this point. Sticks and stones may break my bones, yadda yadda yadda.
I'll show them in battle, but if everyone thinks I'm useless when I'm really not, isn't that a good thing? I hear that it's really dumb to underestimate your opponent, so it kinda works out in my favour.
>>6804190
>Alfred looks sincerely offended, looking like someone just spit on the burger he was about to eat.
Come on, man, I was drinking that. I appreciate the offer, but heroes don't do drugs, and I can't say I need Coke, anyway. I kinda like being clean, y'know?

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>>6804198
I do not require sleep.

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>>6804198
I don't sleep. I just go to different boards.

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>>6804197
Yes, if only we could all be saints like you Mr. Faceless.

>>6804209
Nice rp

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>>6804203
It's plenty stable! I've never had any problems when I do something!
You're...uhm. Uhh...uneducated!
>She's still trying to do...SOMETHING.

>>6804187
I'm going to violently rape you.

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>>6804203
And here I was calculating that a virtuous human wants to be seen as trustworthy and honourable. I should stop expecting anything at all from you and your countrymen.

I will admit that deception is a valueable tool. It is simply not my way. As shameful as it is to admit, I have adopted a doctrine of strategic domination known as shock and awe.


I could be lying and trying to hide my true tactics or simply play open card with you. You will find out sooner or later.

>>6804216
>Not denying being a boytoy
now you done it

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>>6804186
You sure came around to the idea quick, now didn't you?

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>>6804223
No, you won't.

>>6804225
Why would I dignify that with a response?

i work alone for jail in the city that bet-
poson
>dies
>cody

>>6804216
I did say we all went through that edgy phase didn't we? Yeesh, kids these days.
>>6804225
Also that.

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>>6804203
>He chugs the bottle of beer and chugs it away.

HEROES DON'T BREAK THE LAW EITHER, YOU'RE 19-YEARS OLD! YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING! Oh yeah and since when was I ever talking about Coke, I was talking about how cool the town Shinjuku was. There must be some sort of explanation for this, unless..... Ban-Chan! You see my friend has the ability to manipulate reality with his eyes!

>"Yeah, I'm back. I was just screwing around."

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>>6804232
That was always my intentions. Everyone that dwells this landmass will prove their use to me. One way or the other. If I learn as little as a single unknown word from any of these creatures here, I can register them as helping me.

>punches everyone in the appendix

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>>6804238
Yup, because participating in a bloody game for fun is not edgy also. Go to bed grandpa.

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>>6804251
>Just an illusion.
>You were actually punching yourself in the appendix.

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>>6804251
Ow. Stop that.

>>6804253
I just get so lonely in this place. My kids never call and the help scares me.

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>>6804251
>she appears to be unmoved

What was that for?

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>>6804220
Basic spells are stable, yeah, but using 'em all the time isn't healthy for you. It's about the long term effects.
I have a feeling that was a jab at my education system. Either way, what else is new? I barely even use magic, and my brother's a magician!
>>6804224
Ouch, ouch, and more ouch. What you could do is save the insults for later to make it pack a bit more punch. I know the reputation my country has, but we do have our moments most of the time.
Then I don't blame you. Everyone has their strategies when it comes to fighting, so I don't blame you for using intimidation tactics instead of deception.
See? Now you're getting it! Keep that up and I'm gonna be afraid next time I mess up in a fight! Psychology!
>>6804240
>Alfred honestly has no clue what's going om right now, looking absolutely gobsmacked and speechless at the antics in front of him. After a while, he opens his mouth (unfortunately).
...U-Um. Can you please repeat that all again? I'm really sorry for inconveniencing you, but I'm really not onto it. The drinks hit me too hard, it seems.

I want to suck on Sanae's lactating tits.

>>6804276
>lactating
Dropped

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>>6804265
Aww that's so sad! Maybe the bingo hall would suit you better? I'm sure you would find lots of your kind there.

>>6804251
>Blocks it

Hey watch it!....almost made me chip a nail.

>>6804276
>not inverted nipples

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>>6804272
>Alfred should be honestly confused right now, this shit is just phase 1.

The happy go lucky blonde guy, you were just talking to right now. Wasn't really a person at all, he was a concept of my imagination that just so happened to leap into the very bounds of this thread.

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>>6804251
>Falls over like a bitch
>>6804272
You already said you don't know, you don't count!
And what do you mean, education system?
>She groans in frustration, before swiping her hands through the circle.

>>6804284
Maybe... But that's on Sunday.. Oh well, I already forgot was I was talking about.

>Want to pick up a lamia but can't really think of any outside of lewd games
>Will never be able to fag my favorite kind of monster girl
Anyone know of any?

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>>6804251
Hit me again.

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>>6804272
Of all the humans I have yet to analyze, you are by far the most boisterous one. I will be surprised if this is the first time someone stated that.

I do not hate your country. I only seek retribution for a past crime commited by your kin more than one hundred years ago. Atleast that is what I can retrieve from my memory core. Somehow you wronged me in the past. And the rest is empty.

That explains my hostility and my adversity. I will not deviate from it.

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>>6804301
This is actually kind of depressing to see.

>>6804302
Maybe the Naga from Warcraft?

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>>6804302
Nothing comes to mind.

>>6804311
Wuzzat? Who are you? Where are my kids?
>the old man wanders off

>>6804306
>its a king
>you bust with 22

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>>6804316
>Watches him wander off
Geez I feel like I should do something. He might be hit by a car... Oh well c'est le vie

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>>6804320
My luck is horrible as expected.

>>6804315
Best snek. I love you Miia.

>>6804314
Never played Warcraft unfortunately.

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>>6804293
>He is confused. Oh, boy, would you believe me if I said that it was a massive understatement? He's a simple man.
W-What? I was just talking to a figment of YOUR imagination? Am I going insane or something? I mean, I mean, all of this is just so weird!
>>6804295
No, I'm kinda telling the truth. Believe me when I say that being dependent on something isn't the best idea.
Oh, just little nation things~ Don't mind me.
>>6804307
Those exact words? No, not really. The general meaning of those words? Yup! I guess it's a good thing, how positive I am because of that boisterousness.
...Ooh. Oh, boy, I don't know if I was there for it or not, but I think I might have. If it was during THAT time period... On the behalf of my country, I'm sorry.
I don't expect you to! I actually know heaps of people with the same sorta personality as yours, so I'm not gonna be all hurt from it, don't worry.

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>>6804328
Did you expect these dubs?

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>>6804336
Is everyone from the outside world as weird as you?
>She dusts her hands off and picks the stick back up, redrawing the symbol carefully.

>>6804315
Spider is better than you

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>>6804329
I am trying to think of any but my mind is just drawing a blank.

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>>6804329
Aw shucks you're making me blush.
>Here's something that might help, just scroll down to examples. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SnakePeople

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>>6804329
>Well, the Naga are the first thing that came to my mind when you mentioned non-sexual context, so there's that. Sadly there are maybe two Naga with enough content for you to work with and one of them is ecchi bait.

>>6804336
You apologize for something neither of us have any idea whatfor. A waste of time. You can assist me directly in telling me what you can remember about a battlecruiser turned battleship in service of the Imperial Japanese Navy named Kongou. Specifically the nameship.

I already enlisted the aid of an Englishmen. I cannot wait for his return. The uncertainly of this matter drives my memory core mad.

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>>6804345
Most people from my country, yes. The whole world? Not as much. I'm just telling you the truth, miss.
Magic, if used too often, can be harmful. The long term effects, I mean.

>>6804348
Like I said, the only one I can think of is Isis from Ragnarok online and I know this place frowns upon lewdness.

>>6804338
No. because those aren't dubs.

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>>6804356
My best advice to give is you do you. Spider is well liked and they are innuendos galore. So long as you don't go overboard, though I also don't know the character.

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>>6804336
>Evil Eye Intensifies.
You and him are a tangible after thought at best Alfred, you shouldn't be phased from this at all. I'm not real either, far from it actually. It goes both ways.
You can turn back from me now, but... but you can't... you've ever seen the movie inception starring dicaprio? This is probably what you're experiencing right now, you shouldn't be devoid of spirit of all. Take light of what you see around you.

>The road creates a trail towards a door.

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>>6804359
Oh yeah? Check these singles.

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>>6804353
There's more than one in the outside world...?
Not if it's the right sort of magic!
>Once again she closes her eyes and tries to concentrate.

>>6804350
Cute snek. Thanks for the helping hand.

>>6804352
>Update
Feel free to suggest, I can atleast give them a look.

>>6804366
What spider?

>>6804350
>Pets the snek
>Opens up a tray of 12 eggs for her to eat

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>>6804347
Good, you and everyone else who worships her can have her. I'm happy to stay with Darling.

>>6804376
Rachnera

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>>6804352
I may as well get it out of the way for when you regain your memories. That time wasn't exactly my finest, and I'd like NOT to get slapped when you find out what it is. Whatever it is.
Kongou? Hm... Maybe I should check that out. I can't remember anything named that from the top of my head, but I'm sure it's just my memory. No biggie.
...An Englishman, huh? I might know who you're talking about. Good thing two people are helping out, even if I'm just looking into things.
>>6804367
>Alfred, fo the lack of a better word, is fucking confused. He may see weird occurrences all the time, but he has no idea what to make. What the hell was in those beers he had? Either way, he takes a step towards the door.
...I have no idea what's going on. Do you want me to walk towards the door?
>>6804371
Yep! 195 countries, not counting Taiwan, the Cook Islands, and Niue. I can't tell you how many times I was forced to remember that.
No, it really, really isn't safe mentally. Like, seriously. If you use magic to move instead of your legs, you're going to forget to walk soon enough.

>>6804385
Mon girls are worst waifu material
Lamia is the worst of them all

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All this talk of sneks

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>>6804384
Nono, I-I really shouldn't, I promised Papi... But since you went through so much trouble...
>Miia takes the carton of eggs from the Anon
It would be rude to say no wouldn't it? I just won't let her find out about this. Thanks anon.

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>>6804396
I can barely count that far without losing track....
But why would you do that? Flying would be way better!
>There's a sudden, massive POP, as an exceptionally-large bakebake appears over the circle, knocking Rika on her rear as she gasps in wonder.
Whoa! That's the biggest one I've ever made!

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>>6804399
This opinion is exactly where it belongs.
>>6804401
Right? Harpy a best though. Good comic that one is though.

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>>6804396
>Gods among the weak, I pithy thee.
DON'T!
>He erratically shouts at you.
DON'T OPEN THAT DO! WHATEVER YOU DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR! I'M WARNING YOU! DON'T YOU MAKE THE SAME FUCKING MISTAKE LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME!

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>>6804396
I...I do not know what you did. Perhaps it is best I do not know. I do not seek vengeance. I only desire to know more about my history and past. I know from an invividual that my template fell in battle. I want to know where it happened, how it happened and who did the deed.

I am not even sure if it was my template or if the ''template'' never existed at all and it was me all along. So I can put it to rest and continue to develop my humanity.

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>>6804404
>Whoa! That's the biggest one I've ever made!

Literally me yesterday after pooping out three hours worth of buffet

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>>6804421

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>>6804404
Just like me. I can kinda count that high, but then my tongue gets all that numb.
Take this into consideration; you're being deprived of that one thing that everyone knows hoe to do st birth. It's unnatural. The Rule of Cool can only be applied to so many things.
>Alfred takes a deep breath as soon as he sees it, starting at it intently.
...I see. That's pretty... Cool.
>>6804410
>Alfred jumps back a small bit, looking absolutely scared.
THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! I'M A SIMPLE MAN WITH SIMPLE HOPES AND DREAMS, YOU'RE GIVING ME TOO MUCH INFORMATION HERE! DID I DO THIS BEFORE?! WHAT THE HELL~?!
>>6804414
It's not what I did, rather what AMERICA did. I guess I'm partly to blame for it, but I think I should apologise for it anyway as a sign of... I dunno, goodwill? History's no problem, that battle you might be referring to might've been seventy years ago tops. It's no biggie to find information on it.
Then I'll get to work on finding basic stuff out. Sounds to me that Arthur almost has all of it done, so I'll help him out since he really needs it.

Quads

>>6804399
You should feel bad

>>6804443
>>6804445
That post time though

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>>6804441
What are you so surprised about? You obviously didn't and did, there's a third route between did and didn't but that'd be beyond our spatial dimension!
Okay listen whatever you do! OPE... DON'T OPEN THE DOOR! Also I don't remember, I'm not sure if I did remember that man guarding the door.

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>>6804441
You show me kindness I do not deserve. I will not forget this. I withdraw what I said previously. Trying to adjust to the new world and shape my body and mind to a human is taxing on my energy conductors. I must rest now and evaluate what I learned. Please keep your bargain and I will see if I can find something suitable to reward you with. Farewell...Alfred


>The past days confused her. All she was ever used to was being greeted with hatred and mistrust by humans as she expected to. And yet here she was showered with kindness that felt out of place. Was she slowly going mad?

>>6804460
Wasn't a little girl nice to you earlier?

Monster girls are shit

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What's up, bees?

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>>6804441
You're not gonna deprive yourself of anything if you don't just give up on it!
>She stands up, and then leaps up, grabbing at the back of the ghost and climbing on top of it, clinging to it.
I bet I'll find my house in no time like this! Hope dad saved some dinner for me...and that a certain someone didn't still my secret deserts again....
>She seems to've also undone her typical pigtails, letting her hair fall look.
Is that okay, mister outside world guy?

>>6804478
the knees

>>6804477
>>6804399
Meet me
Dubs and double dubs confirm

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>>6804482
The knees?

NEW GAME WHEN

>>6804489
the bees knees

>>6804489
THE BEES KNEES

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>>6804493
>>6804499
I love bee's knees

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>>6804458
I'M SURPRISED THAT I'M SOMEHOW UNDERSTANDING YOU! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT "DIMENSIONS"?! YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT I'M AN AMERICAN, YOU CAN'T KEEP, USING BIG WORDS OR ELSE I'LL BE CONFUSED~!
...Alright, alright, don't open the door. Gilgamesh's guarding it for some reason, but that's irrelevant. Don't open it. It's ominous, so don't do it. C'mon.
>>6804460
I just feel bad about a lot of things. I won't lie that I've done really bad things, so I should at least TRY to make up for them, right? I don't know about a reward, but I just ask for you to trust me. I'm the hero for a darn good reason, and nothing will change that. I'll catch you on the flipside, miss. Have a good rest.
>The answer to that question? "Probably". Americans are complicated people to understand, so she better get ready.
>>6804480
But using magic for everything'll still make walking a chore. You gotta understand where I'm coming from here.
>Alfred just looks... Confused by it all, taking in the information from their past conversations. Then the realisation of what she's going to come to kicks in, and he suddenly feels bad. REALLY bad for everything he's done.
...Y-Yeah. It's alright, miss. Hey, I know it won't mean anything much to you, but... I'm sorry for everything. Even if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

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Massive case of the 'tism

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>>6804513

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>>6804504
Using magic doesn't mean you have to be lazy!
>She wriggles up further.
Poh! If you find someone that looks like me, but with glasses, could you tell her I have her bows? I don't even know why I do.... And what for?

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>>6804513

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>>6804504
You don't understand but you do! Fuck why'd I even bother pranking you, alright listen that's not Gilgamesh. I'm practically a god, well god would be flattering 3rd-Dimensional term. I've ascended an elevated status beyond god's position, what you're seeing now was a corporal form of my human self. Open the damn door already.

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>>6804524
But I'm thinking about the REALLY lazy types. Depend on magic for everything and it won't end well. I'll keep it in mind for ya. I never break a promise, and if I do, I'll try my best to make up for it.
>Alfred sighs, wondering how to break it to her.
Well... Beforehand, me and you got into a really huge scuffle. I said some things I didn't mean, you did too, and things just spiralled out of control. Even if you have no idea what I'm talking about, I just wanted to say sorry for everything while you were lending me an ear. Thank you for your time.
>>6804533
>He just sprints over to the door as soon as he can, looking absolutely afraid that he pissed off someone beyond GOD. Nothing new there, of course, but he's still scared. He goes to open it, looking back to get confirmation that he can.
Like this?

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>>6804547
What if they needed it in the first place? Iunno. Uh, thanks, I'm a really sloppy big sister...need to figure out a gift for her for the holidays....
>She scratches her head, and pushes a bit of her hair back.
But I've never met you before.

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>>6804554
But this isn't about 'em. Some people need it, but this is about the people that don't. I'd suggest getting her a new pair of glasses, or telling her how much you love her. The little things, y'know?
>He quietly laughs, fully expecting that line.
I guess it was another you. Or maybe you forgot everything, I dunno. I'm just glad I got this offa my chest, even if everything'll turn back to normal.

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>>6804547
>You open your eyes.

Hey... Hey... dude? Wake up! HEY!

>"Quit waking the poor man up Ban, can't you see he's trying to rest."

You can spare two minutes of dignity and save a man laying on a curb. Ginji.

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>>6804572
Eh...opinions. She likes hers already! Hmm, maybe a new pair of things for her hair....
You're not making any sense. You sure you didn't meet my little sis already?

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>>6804580
>And then Alfred suddenly realises something that he somehow forgotten. "Oh, God, I was drunk the whole time."
>Cue the wretching sounds and a whole lot of tears being shed. Alfred was not built for this.
>>6804585
Mine are still valid. And there ya go, you've got the perfect gift in mind! The hero helped out, once again!
If your little sister's a bit mean and sharp-tongued, then yes, it was her. I'd be willing to guess that it was another you, but who knows? All that matters is that I make up for my actions.

YOU READY TO ROCK?!

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Average anime fan

>>6804593
Huh? No, she's as sweet and gentle as it gets! Aside from stealing my desserts.... Her name's- uh. Her name's...agh!
>She clutches her head as if in pain, before shaking it off.
I-It kinda hurts to try and remember right now, I'm tired...but you'll know her when you see her! She looks like me but with pigtails and glasses! Anyways, I should go. Bye, mister!
>Rika waves as the ghost floats off with a dull "Bakeeee".

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Do your good deed for today. Help bringing him back.

https://www.change.org/p/netflix-bring-brendan-fraser-back-into-film-television

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>>6804618
Seems pretty normal to me fampai

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>>6804593
Hey! Dude! Now's no time to sulk, you gotta keep your spirits high.
>"...and his spirits will be high indeed, rev up the music Ginji https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJYAZUWFk6c"
I bet you're feeling a little light headed! You've just entered into the primordial soup of existence.
>Ginji cues in.
No need to worry! Haven't you heard the stories about the invincible duo?
>Ban cues in again.
Yeah! I'm Midou Ban.
>"I'm Amano Ginji"

Repossession service with a commission success rate of (nearly) 100%! You lose something, and we'll get it back! We are the Get Backers!!!

>>6804638
I'm sorry you have been diagnosed with animetitis

You have 10 days left to live

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>>6804646
Fuck, I need to write a will asap to determine who all my katanas will go to.

COME MY LADY

COME COME MY LADY

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>>6804620
I'll know when I see her, huh? I believe you, miss. I'll be sure to look out for her if she ever comes by here.
>Alfred chuckles, waving to her as she begins to leave. It seems he still has a small glimmer of hope things can be saved.
Yeah, I think you might need some rest, too. Catch you on the flipside, miss. Have a good rest!
...
You know... This helped me out a small bit. Thanks for hearing me out, Rika, even if it doesn't matter none to you. Let's hope the next time we cross paths won't be as toxic, huh? Buh-bye.
>>6804644
>He gives them a thumbs-up for their well-coordinated speech and that awesome show they put on, but he can't speak because he's busy wretching. He knows a few ways he could use their services, but it seems that he'll need to be a bit less sick first.

>>6804654
Donate them to the WWF

World Weeb Fund

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>>6804662
Just a thumbs up? Come on man! At least give us some credit where it's do! We've been working on our speech since yesterday, and a sad sap like you's bound to have problems blown out of proportion.

>"That's no way to treat a drunkard Ban-Chan. The best method would be evil eyeing him into being sober."

No. I can't just use my powers willy-nilly retard, and besides I can only use it for a minute.
>He taps you along the head.
Hey get up!

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>>6804679
What about all my pillows with cute half naked anime girls printed on them?

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>>6804680
>He slowly gets up, stumbling a small bit before regaining his ground. To be fair, you ARE dealing with a nineteen-year old American that's recovering from a hangover on the curb, so...
Y-Yeah? Wazzup, dudes? Don' mind me, just... Just feeling a bit sick, and... God, what was in those beers, man? Eurgh...

>>6804696
You'll also need to store your "seed" somewhere for future use so the spider can carry on your bloodline

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>>6804701
God you smell like rancid ass on a Monday morning, the least you could do is not roam around in broad day-light. Hangover's are tough as shit!

>"I don't think he understands our 'Japanese' he looks like an American to me"

Says the blonde haired Japanese man!

>Ginji picks up easily - "Easy going now, you don't want to rupture anythin--" He almost drops you as your breath screams levels beyond the BAC.

>>6804723
Thats not how genetics works.
Spiders and humans don't have the same number of chronosones

>>6804740
Just give her something to shove in there

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>>6804723
>Wanting to carry on useless trash
Why?
>>6804740
It's all g senpai, I've got extra chromosomes because I'm a fucking tard.

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>>6804739
>He might not be completely fluent in Japanese, but he knows a few phrases here and there. He'd glare at them, but he's still trying to get back on his feet.
Yeah, thanks for everything. Sheesh, my breath isn't THAT bad. Just give me something to hold onto, I just need to regain my ground more than anything else...

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>>6804762
You can always use that fire hydrant conveniently placed right next to you as leverage sir. Sheesh, we'll definitely have to GET you BACK to (nearly) 100%!!
>He pulls you along side a fire hydrant.

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>>6804793
Oh. I'm starting to think these glasses don't actually work, there's no way I could've missed that if it's so... You know, there. How did I miss it?
>Alfred props himself against it, trying to gain his ground. It takes a small bit of time, but he achieves it nonetheless. Somehow. Hangovers aren't fun.

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>>6804799
>Ban advances in and speaks at a steady pace, nudges his glasses.

Hey... what the hell happened? ....what made you like this?

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>>6804807
Urgh, hold on, hold on...
>Alfred finally stands up tall, looking like he just overcame the greatest challenge he ever faced. I mean, hangovers are just as challenging, but hush.
...Remind me to never drink again, man, those beers were just... Eurgh... What happened?

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>>6804814
Yeah... what happened? What caused your troubles? I'd like to know.

>"So we can make means of business, we need the dough for some actual dough."

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>>6804824
How we're managing to communicate to each other despite language barriers, I dunno, but... Those beers, man. They hit me harder than they should've. I ain't no lightweight, but they just knocked me out like it was nothing!

FOR ALL MY SOUTHSIDE NIGGAS THAT KNOW ME BEST

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>>6804835
>It's suddenly night time.

Weird ain't it? How everyone knows English out of the blue, whether they maybe an Alien or Japanese! You're not drunk at all Alfred!

Hey! Sorry to cut off at a time like this, but we had no sleep! Us reality warpers need to get some well deserved beauty sleep too, so far you've met the strongest duo in existence. Don't forget about us! THE GETBACKERS! Tell a friend...

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>>6804860
I... That actually concerns me. How can everyone speak to each other if they come from foreign lands? I mean, it just came to me now, but I'm still intrigued, nonetheless.
The strongest duo in existence, huh? I know a few people who would disagree with you... But me and Canada aren't really the strongest, so I'll let you have this round. I'll tell everyone about you. G'night, Getbackers! Have a good rest!

Post yfw you figured out hunger games was pretty much dead
Oh wait...

>>6804914
Pretty sure we got a bunch a lurkers afraid to say hello.