i really want to

>"Disney made a talking animal movie? Let's make a talking animal movie too!"

>>6796484

yep, but this one has my kind of waifu material

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>>6796533
>implying Zootopia didn't have the toppest-tier waifu
you shitlord

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>>6797095

punky shortstack tho

>>6796459
Me too

>>6797095
Is there not enough room for more waifus?

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feed

kown

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>>6797409
pig mom is ok too i guess

>>6797681
Rosita a qt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6zpQ77ajO8

From what I seen the reviews, it looks pretty decent. Might willing to watch it.

>>6797434
more things like this

>>6796484
'cause talking animal family movies have never been done before zootopia.. not once

>>6804214
It's the timing of the movie's actual trailers.

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In a world with fresh rabbit ass every year

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>>6804426
Their actual release being a year apart is great

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>>6804457
>>6804464

>>6804615
Somebody get Sssonic2 onto this. Stat.

>>6804615
Yeah that's the fucking stuff man
http://thinkinganimation.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/twerking_bunnies_by_brentparkforever10-d9s55dg.gif

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>>6796459
Yo

>>6804464
>March 2016
>December 2016
>"a year"

?

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>>6806152

>>6801697
would

>>6797681
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgnHBmLSkwQ

Both are cute.
The lack of porn of them is disheartening.

Saw an advance screening, and this movie is hot garbage. Hope you like dated references!

>>6806621
at least it's hot

>>6806644
dubs gets it

Pigs have lots of kids joke?

I just want to see more of the llama.

>>6797172
shortstacks are great

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>>6806409
i dont have any porn persay, but i got this

>>6818041
Cute

>>6804457
>tfw we live in a world without any cool trailer announcer voices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPMvj_xejg

I miss the good old days when you had to hire Don LaFontaine just to announce the name of the movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAVf_jsBqJk

>>6806621
of course it is, Illumination made it and they are literally incapable of making a good movie

I'm just hoping we get some good porn out of it though, some of the designs are pretty cute.

Short girls with spikes seem to be waifu material

>>6820005
this guy gets it
we are here just for the characters and cheap jokes

>>6796459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouesvUPWgCU

Porcupines are cute

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>>6796459
>character design and animation looks good
>is literally filled with mainstream music and most likely with memes too

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I'll admit. I'm eager to see more of pig mom in her black leotard.
Though I'm kind of suspecting it will only be for a short amount of time near the end of the film.

>>6821924
>most likely with memes

It's like 40% "lmao such a dad joke, sly wink, XD" reddit humor.

>>6821969
Yeah, I'll pass on this movie.

>>6821953
Think Ash could pull it off?

all
white
cast

>>6822234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HoCKlNsolc

>>6822587
that poor child is suffering...

>>6822587
THICK

>>6821953
one full minute tops
pretty much this >>6806409
and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxZPryp5aps

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>>6822234
>all white cast
lel I kinda assumed whoever voiced the gorilla guy was black because, y'know, gorillas = niggers.

>>6806006
unf

>>6822587
kind of odd choice to make the kangaroo super bottom heavy since kangaroos have very muscular upper bodies like all marsupials

but I ain't complaining, she THICK

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>>6806096
kek
>pic unrelated

>>6821953
It's that fat ass, but also those tiny tits

>>6822234
brb, purchasing a hundred copies.
[spoiler]Seriously, choosing people for the sake of having X people of Y "race" is actually more racist than picking the right people for the job and ending up with a A cast members of B race[/spoiler]

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>>6828066
Why do I like the back of their legs so much

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>>6828693
Because you can see their thighs and you know if that shit was just a little higher you can see their ass.

I need the original webm of them dancing in ultra 4k HD though...

for reasons..

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>>6822234
The white bunny is hotter than the other two

>>6820005
>literally incapable of making a good movie

This movie was the very definition of "average". Just like their previous movie.

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>>6828714
That's the reason. Soft, fuzzy rabbit globes either in purple panties or bouncing free under those cute dresses

>>6828817
I'd legit pay someone to do a parody animation (with the exact same look and models though) that makes their dresses prop up with each twerk so their butts pop out mid-dance. Would be hot as fuck. Hopefully someone can share an HD version of them butt dancing at least

>>6821969
This is a lie tho.
>>6822146
It was okay. give it a chance.

>>6822587
Painfully thicc

>>6822587
MORE

YO! this fucker just found BEST SING

>>6828743
fuck off racist

So is it any good?

>>6796459
>go to movies
>see trailer for sing
>gorilla dad hates his son
>not even 10 seconds later its his dad saying "thats my son!"
>shows elephant too shy
>shows her sing and knock out the stage with the audience cheering
>shows fat pigs being fat pigs
>shows porcupine's ex wanting to get back with her leading to the "i dont need you now scene"
they don't even give a shit anymore, they're like heres the problems, heres the solution, now come watch our fat people comedy

>>6831915
this
fucking trailers nowadays spoil everything

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>>6831915
why do movies do this?

why are people so obsessed with complaining about this movie, damn.

>>6833643
It's fun to hate things, especially if those things deserve to be hated.

>>6828693
>>6828743
It's a real shame how the bunnies aren't cute. If this movie had cute twerking bunnies I would at least download a camrip, maybe.

>>6833688
>deserve to be hated

bro its a kids movie about singing animals. whats there to hate?
trailers spoiled everying? so what? this is nothing new. im still gonna watch it cause i want to see HOW the story plays out, instead of bits and peices.

>>6833714
that they are kinda ugly makes them really, really hot to me
ugly bunnies are half price I've heard

>>6831981
>nowadays
here's a trailer from 1973 that spoils the movie's twist ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf6bQ_5_q24

>>6831915
>man lost on mars
>oh wait he's alive
>does earth fucking find him
>right in the trailer
hate this shit too

>>6834007
Just because it's kids movie doesnt mean it can't be disliked. Zootopia was a kids movie, and it was a genuinely good movie

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>>6822167
mayb

>>6828743
>glasses
>those shoes
all of em

>>6828743
slut on the right probably sucks a mean dick. I like.

At least all the autists are on Zootopia

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>be the only fag on here with a porcupine sona
>see porcupine thread
>my mfw face when

>>6837010 but you're here, and I'm here, and this faggot >>6837909 is also here

>>6828693
c o n t e m p l a t i n g

>>6838866
That bouncing in your lap?

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>>6806006
Anyone have a higher quality version of this?
Please.
I NEED IT FOR REASONS.

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>>6831915
>>6831981
>>6834726

now there's Rock Dog

>>6840417
the what now

>>6842999
shun kodori: the movie

>>6822234
>Scarlett Johannsson
>Nick Kroll

Anyone interested in green of Anon fucking with the Porcupine? I'll give it a shot if so.

so has anyone actually seen it yet, might go check it out tomorrow

the new york times review said it was basically a feature length remake of this old warner bros cartoon, and not that bad either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytR7-wT0Qqw

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>>6845596
Go right ahead. I'm interested.

>>6796484
Illumination didn't make a movie about niggers though

>>6845596
Yus

>>6845742
How'd they get the little instruments and uniforms into the shells? Mom Owl must have been into some kinky shit.

>>6846271
Someone keep the thread alive until morning and I'll get on it when I wake up

>>6828743
Blasphemy.

Bispectacled bunny babe is best bunny babe.

>>6818041
ilu slimecrime

>>6818041
Slight torture is kinda nice, would rescue

>>6797434
>that belly

Fuck that's hot.

>>6818041

This is my kind of porn though. I wish to follow you...how may I do such a thing?

>>6848109
slimebo on fa and aryion
slimecrime on da
imslimecrime on tumblr

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>>6801697
those hips in that suit
hnng

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>>6822587
YES
YES!

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>>6801697
made 4 breeding

>>6848632
this meat looks so good it must be halal

Bumpin for green

>>6846295
Disney is deep-level redpilled since neither group is completely analogous to niggers.
>predators are feared but gravitate towards leadership positions and prey tend to vote for them
>prey face hiring discrimination but dominate in agriculture and dealing with paperwork
>everybody gets along at the nudist club

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I like her prone
>>6848244
Those hips can shake

>>6847204
I want to rub her ears while we make out

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Somebody perform a satanic ritual to get the writefag back here

>>6851286
>writefag
who gives a shit. We need more ART. Especially of thick pig and ass bunnies

>The first thing you woke up to was the sound of your phone ringing.
>As your hazy mind tried to figure out what time it was, you fumbled for the phone laying somewhere in your bedsheets, and not even bothering to read the caller ID answered groggily.

"Hello?"

>An ever familiar voice came through the speaker, Buster Moon, and the second you recognized it a twinge of annoyance settled in your chest. "Anon! Good to see your-"

"What do you want, boss?"
>You tiredly ask with a yawn, but the lack of patience in your voice couldn't have been clearer.
>You boss chuckled a little. "Straight to the point, eh? Alright. Anon, I know it's your day off, but I could REALLY use some help managing this crowd down here."

>Crowd? No way was there a crowd. That damn theater never got any business, unless you count the occasional bystander who had an emergency case of the shits.
>You lean forward on the edge of the bed and rub your temples. "Boss, I haven't had a day off in two weeks. Can't you have someone else do it?"

>Your boss gave a nervous laugh, and you knew that couldn't be good. "Well, Anon, your coworkers took a...temporary leave of absence, so I don't have many people to call."

"Did the checks bounce again?"

>"...Yes."

"Figures...how soon do you need me?"

>"Like...as soon as possible."
>You sigh and glance at the clock. 9am...

"I'll be there around 10 or so."

>"Oh, thanks a million Anon. You really-!"
>You hang up before the annoying little Koala can continue and force yourself out of bed.
>Given it's your day off, and how desperate your boss seems to be for helping hands, you forgo your shitty work uniform and just wear your normal clothes.
>After gathering what you can, you head out the door and begin walking to the theater, to see just what the hell was so urgent.

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>>6796459
GO FAST

>>6853803
Go on...

>>6853803
>Holy. Shit.
>There had to be at least 500 people lined up down the sidewalk and around the corner all trying to get in.
>You got a couple of strange looks as you moved past them up the stairs. But you were used to it. Humans were starting to be a bit of a rare species nowadays, seeing you was always like...
>Well, you hated comparing yourself to a plane crash, but...

>Before you can even dwell on it, Moon meets you at the door with a half-assed enthusiastic smile on his furry little face.
>You speak before he can even say anything to you.

"Boss, what the hell is going on? Why are all these people here?"

>Your voice doesn't have even a hint of amusement in it, and his fake grin falters for just a second.
>"We're having a singing competition, Anon! I knew it'd be just the thing to draw in some business, and it seems I was quite right! Look at all those people!"

"So what the hell do you want me to do? Control them all?"

>"Oh no no, Mrs. Crawley will take care of that! I'd just like you to help us sort out the contestants and organize things once we have things narrowed down."

>Hmm...
>Seemed easy enough, but this was your day off still and legally he couldn't do anything if you said no...

"Alright, but if you want my help I want compensation."

>"Anon, you know I can't afford to do that."

"Then I guess you can't afford my help. Seeya then."

>You turn to leave, but then Moon sighs. "Anon, wait...how much money do you want?"

>>6854120
Dis gonna b gay?

>>6854120
"Two hundred."
>The look on Moon's face was priceless.
>"Anon, I don't think-"

"I can make it 250.."

>Moon sighed and relented. "Fine. I'll have it transferred to your bank account this evening."

"Alright, glad we got hat settled. Now, what exactly do you need me to do? Like, specifically."

>The koala motioned for you to follow him to the stage room.
>It took a little while but eventually the tryouts began.
>None were particularly impressive, but then again you were still somewhat sleep deprived so you weren't paying very close attention.
>A few did catch your eye though.
>A gorilla who sang a little to dramatically for your taste, but it was hard to deny he had talent.
>A morbidly obese pig in a yellow sparkling leotard that made you incredibly unconformable. The German accent didn't help, the whole time he was up there you felt somewhat nauseous.
>A pair of porcupines who nearly blew your ears out with their guitars.
>You couldn't say you found any performance GOOD, but at least they were trying.
>Once it was all said and done, you and Moon had to narrow down who you wanted.

"Boss, what does the winner even get, anyways?"
>You asked as you went over your notes.

>"One thousand dollars," he answered, and you raised an eyebrow.

"Where did you get that kind of money?"

>"Well...it's not all in cash..."

"What?"

>He showed you the money. They only had about 900 and something dollars in cash, the rest was valuables.

"Wow, so you're gonna make them pawn stuff in order to get the money?"

>"Essentially."

"Jesus Christ..."

>You closed the little crate and looked at your clipboard again. Only about ten people had been chosen.

"Well, we might as well get to squashing the dreams of hundreds."

>>6851286
Dude, don't even joke about shit like that.

>>6854120
There's some DEEPEST LORE hints about humans here?

>>6854567
>The animals were about pissing themselves as you and Moon announced who made the cut.
>That gorilla from earlier barely managed to squeak his way in when the guy above him didn't hear the announcement and neither of you were going to wait, so you took the gorilla instead.
>About the only real issue you had as people were leaving was this group of five little red pandas who kept trying to either redo their performance of speak to you in what you think is Korean.
>Eventually to satisfy them and get them out of your hair, you just handed the one you assumed was their group leader a $20 and motioned for them to leave, which seemed to work for now.
>You headed back inside to see if you could go home now, as it seemed most things were done for now.
>But when you entered the stage room, the people being selected did not look happy and Moon looked like he was trying to cover his ass.
>Oh shit, this couldn't be good.

>>6835654
this is loli she is only 16

>>6854853
I'd actually like to see a world that would try and realistically depict what relations would be like between furries and humans. Its a shame there's like no stories out there about this.

>>6825250
I wanna glaze that ham.

>>6825250
>>6856500
kinda wish the back part of her costume rode up more like a thong and showed her entire ass. I would've bust a nut just from that scene if it was that lewd.

>>6856050
How would things work realistically, do you speculate?

>>6857460
Someone over in the s/fur thread is doing a story with a world like that. So far he's described there being a lot of bad racism, so humans and furries just don't interact much, except violently.

>>6857896
is there a pastebin?

>>6831915
wait really?
wich trailer?

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gaymation

>>6859323
Slimebo, will you marry me?

>>6859700
no im gay for ash

>>6859709
Since you bought the film on YouTube, won't you have to wait months to see it? Are you going to go to the theaters to see it sooner?

>>6856044
>16
>loli
get your shit together

>>6859782
so the release date for it is gonna be a while?
ah
im probably gonna wait, its not the kind of movie i'd wanna go out of my way to see in a theater.

So I heard there are 65 songs in the movie.

That sounds like way too many fucking songs.

>>6860247
Yeah, I think the YouTube release dates are synced with the DVD releases.
Also, it's a fun little film, honestly. With canon vore, as the mouse is eaten at least twice, though sadly escapes and even more sadly isn't eaten by Ash.

>>6860329
wait WHAT

>>6860444
Russian gangster bears keep eating him.

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>>6860329
i have thsi alternateavly

>>6860488
pics or it didnt happen

>>6845309
And? They're both white.

>>6857001
Kids movie.
The fact that they even show a bit of her butt is a surprise.

>>6860291
It really was.

>>6860692
>Kids movie.
All the more reason to show butt. Kids find that shit hilarious. Hell Zootopia had full on Elephant ass bending over in your face because LOL NAKED IS FUNNY and kids giggle at that shit.

They would've got a kick out of thong dress thick pig or if the dancing rabbit's dresses would have shuffled up to show off their ass. Kid giggles guaranteed.

Meanwhile the degenerates (me) are wanking it furiously to the full on THIC pig slut showing her ass in my face.

>>6856050
Undertale?

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>>6860742
Guess you have a point. They sure as hell enjoyed showing off Gloria's ass in the Madagascar movies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy0SrWpfFmA

>>6860833
>Gloria
Anon please, my dick can only get so hard. I fucking love That hippo butt, and yeah kids laugh their shit off at that stuff, butts are funny to them, hell they were to us when we were little shits, too.

>>6860833
Oh god muh dick

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>>6856044

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We could like date and stuff

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Gobble that dick and succ

>no meena
Shameful

>>6866447
I want Meena to slowly pull her jeans down to show off that enormous elephant butt.

>>6866447
>>6866823
pics ? haven't seen it yet so idk the characters. Gonna be hard to top the butt bunnies and thic pig though

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>>6866893

>>6860833
hnnnng, why don't people draw smutty gloria in this style, it's always super tame/artsy pics

>>6867083
needs naked ASAP, damn

>>6867083
cute I thought it was a boy

>>6864627
>me on the left

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>>6867368
No will talk about the mouse gal

>>6859323
Someone actually made a animation based on this movie?! I thought it won't get enough attention!

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>>6867453
nice makeup

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>>6864627
I meant to just get the middle, need hi res lustmom

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>>6867083
She's so cute!

>>6867562
other than the mustard jizz, this is 10/10 pig thic would fuck

I like Rosita's tail. I'm a freak

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do you think my anus is prepared, the trailer are getting my hype for the animated visual gags, winks and sways, and general uncertainty of the outcome of the plot resolution?

>>6867572

I want to watch her pee.

>>6867715
I'm gonna need a private backseat row for that pig dancing part. Just saying.

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>>6867572
>laying on top of your vinyls
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>6867932
It's probabky just the sleeves

>>6868306
*probably

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So she's pure?

>>6868368
Purely in need of showing me that ass maybe

>>6868368
Pure waifu material

I wanna fuck the porcupine

>>6848098
would you tummy rub the porcypie

>>6868316
go home!! granma nazi!

>>6868368
So cute!

>>6869509
I was correcting a typo i made

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I heard there's a group of Japanese red pandas in this, any pics?

>>6869458

With my dick pressing against her belly button, yes.

>>6870838

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0xeC6_hbk

They made me laugh every time they were on.

>>6867572
>Character passionate about music
>Character always has entry level taste
God damn it I want to see someone nerd out over how great kroutrock is

I swear, these are the worst-looking animated animals I've seen in a while

Why are you people so in love with them

>>6804615
T H I C C

>>6871845
>Why are you people so in love with them

the succ

>>6870993
Somebody get on this! If there's anyone here who is a drawfag.

>>6867453
She was a non-character

>>6868368
Not for long

>>6868368
until people start drawing her and the pig trying to crush the viewer with their gigantic asses

I unironically found Sing to be more fun than Zootopia.

>>6878259
I kind of agree desu.

>>6878259

I disagree, but I still enjoyed Sing more than I would've expected to going by the initial trailers.

>>6878508
I kind of felt a bit more to these characters, but yeah thankfully I avoided most of the trailers except a few.

>>6828743
they all look like complete and utter bitches
0/10 would not bang any of them, not worth it.

>>6879039
They literally show up and leave so

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>>6871845
It is a cheap topic to make porn of.
And has lots of fat females.

>>6875675
FucK

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>>6822587
I gave this movie a passing glance but now HOLY SHIT, I need in between her legs right the fuck now.

>>6822587
THICC

More porn

>we never got to see Ash in that skimpy pink one piece that Mr. Moon picked out for her

>>6888222
Not with that attitude!

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Merry Christmas, /sing/. Spend it with your waifu.

If Slimebo is still around, Merry Christmas to you personally!

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>>6891635
Still need those ass shaking scenes in glorious HD. Probably gotta wait till the bluray

>>6889610
Meena is cute

>>6806306
Is that Rich?

>>6892425
This

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>>6875675
If only their skirts were a bit shorter to see a very small glimp of their asses.

>>6898075
It's a family movie

I thought that teenage porcupine was kinda cute

Bump for pig badonk-a-donk

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if y'all ain't here for the real deal, you overstayed your welcome.

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Saw movie last night. I want to fucking Fuck the pig like crazy and give her even more kids.

>>6900426
CUTE!

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>>6900459
What do you think of the movie?

can't wait to see you guys go crazy when the My Little Pony movie trailers show up

>>6860670
>:^)

>>6900426
Nicely done.

>>6891635
That FUCKING tail wag!

>>6889610
They all are cute

Just saw it today, did it pretty much exclusively for Punkupine, but Pigmom turned out to be really cute.

Also those J-pop Red Panda girls surprised me. I didn't see anything about them in the trailers and they were really cute.

Anyone have a download/torrent links?

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>>6900426

Oh lordy yes.

>It’d been three months since that infamous singing competition had taken place in your city.
>And honestly you were still surprised that koala hadn’t gotten arrested for the whole ordeal.
>But perhaps it was a good thing he didn’t.
>You’d be out of work, otherwise.

>The money some old goat had given him allowed him to completely rebuild the theatre, including new jobs for new positions.
>Including yours.
>Custodial services.
>Yeah, that’s right, you were the Janitor/Handyman of the theatre now.
>Honestly, it wasn’t god awful work, just dull. At least you got payed above minimum wage.
>Okay, barely above minimum wage, but it was something.
>But as mentioned earlier, it was incredibly dull.
>You spent most of the day just dicking around on your laptop or watching whatever production was on for the umpteenth time, then sweep and mop, clean the bathrooms, and go home.
>Fixing an electrical short was the most exciting thing you’d done in your whole three weeks of working here.
>But money was money, after all.

>Tonight wasn’t much different.
>You’ve already cleaned the place, but you didn’t need to clock out for another half hour.
>Moon normally let you go early but that last half hour was $5.25 you needed.
>So for now you just stood leaned up against the wall near the door, typing away a message for some lowly online forum, waiting for 11pm to hit.
>You figured when you got home you’d probably jerk off then drink yourself to sleep.
>Not like you had friends in this city to hang out with.
>Or friends at all, really.

>>6902954
>You figured it’d be your boss, or Miss Crawley, but no, it was a porcupine you vaguely recognized.
>It took a moment for you to recognize her. She was that one from the contest some months ago, wrote a song about freedom or something.
>You couldn’t recall her name for the life of you though.
>She worked here too, a few of those from the competition had been hired, but you hadn’t spoken to her once.
>You weren’t sure if now would be a good time to start, she looked somewhat annoyed, but she glanced up at you and broke the silence before you could finish that train of thought.
>”You’re still here? I thought you finished your tasks like, an hour ago.”

>You shrug.

“What’d you expect? I’m poor as hell, I’m gonna take every dollar I can get from Moon.”

>She laughs a little. “Even if it means loitering?”
“Pretty much. You heading home?”

>The porcupine sighed, and brushed the quills by her ears back somewhat. “I wish.”

“What’s stopping you?”

>”My ex. He keeps hanging around outside, hoping to talk to me and convince me to get back to him.”

“Sounds like a little bitch.”

>She laughs again, smiling. “You’re not wrong.”

“Just gonna wait him out then, huh?”

>”Yeah…Moon can’t give me a ride home, either, so I can’t avoid him until he gives up and goes home.”

“How long you think that’ll take?”

>She glances out the glass double doors, and shakes her head a little. “I don’t know, last Friday he was out there for an hour after my shift ended.”

>>6902963
>An hour? Holy shit.

“Does he, like, know your schedule or is this an everyday thing?”

>”I…think it’s every day. God, I HOPE he doesn’t know my schedule.” She shivers at the thought, occasionally glancing out the doors to see if he’s still out there.
>You can’t help stealing a glance too.
>Holy. Shit.
>That’s got to be him, the porcupine who couldn’t have come up higher than your sternum, wearing an ACDC jacket, black T-shirt, ripped jeans, bracelets…

“That him?”

>”Yeah…”

“God, he looks so edgy.”

>She giggles again. Sounds kind of cute, actually.
>You grin, and check your phone.
>Eh, close enough to 11 for you to just put that on your time card.

“How far away do you live from here?”
>”Like, a ten minute walk…why?”

“I can walk you home if you want. No sense in waiting here for hours for the dude to give up.”
>She looks you over before shifting a little, pulling her bag onto her shoulder. “You sure?”

“Yeah, it’s no big deal.”

>”Okay...”


>You pocket your phone and the two of you step outside.
>God, it’s freezing outside.
>This city never gets a whole lot of snow, but there’s generally at least some in the winter, and right now light flurries of it fall from the dark clouds in the sky.
>You jam your hands into your coat pocket and head down the steps with her.
>It takes all of two seconds for her Ex to see her. The little shit smiles for half a second before he sees you too.
>You see his quills raise a bit while you walk past with her, but he makes no move to come closer.
>Neither does he follow you. When you glance back, he’s dejectedly heading back the other way.
>Well that was easy.

>After walking in silence for a minute or so, she sighs and looks up at you. “Thank you.”

“No problem. What’s your name again?”

>”Ash,” she says with a little smile. “You’re Anon, right?”

(Kinda busy right now, more coming later)

>>6902954
>>6902963
>>6902978
hope this leads to sex

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>>6889610
>/sing/
Thousands of Zootartdopia are trigger by this.

>>6902978
"That'd be me."

>"I don't see you around the theater much. Do you just hide in some corner the whole time?" She asked with a hint of playfulness in her tone.
>You smile a little.

"Nah, considering I do so little, I mostly just freeload on the shows or wifi for like...shit, I don't know, a good 80% of my shift assuming nothing breaks."

>"Lucky."

"Well what do you do?"

>"He has me write and record the music for his shows in the back studio."

"That sounds like a lot of work."

>She brushed back a stray quill. "It is. But he does his best no to rush me on getting the soundtracks done."

"So like, is it just you, or do you have a group that helps you with it?"

>"Kind of both? It depends on what kind of music he's after."

"I'd assume you do like, guitar and stuff, right?"

>She nodded happily. "Mhmm. Do you play anything?"

"Does a two dollar plastic kazoo count?"

>"...yes?"
>You smirked and she laughed, punching your side lightly.
>"Stupid."

"Oh man, that cut SO deep."
>You say with an over dramatic voice.
>She rolls her eyes and nods for you to make a turn into an apartment complex.
>Looks like you're there.
>You have to head up a flight of stairs to the second story, but soon enough are at her door.
>As soon as she has it unlocked, she looks up at you.
>"Do you wanna come in for a bit? I'd feel pretty mean for kicking you back out in the cold."

>You had nothing else planned tonight, so what the hell, why not?
>You nod and follow her inside.
>Oh thank god, she left the heat running inside.
>You feel the goosebumps on your skin disappear in moments.
>You take off your gloves and stuff them in your pockets, flexing your icy fingers until they warm up.

>"Make yourself at home, Anon!" Ash calls from the kitchen. "Would you like some hot chocolate?"

>You sit and relax a little.
"I'd love some, thanks."

>Ash will never write a song about you

>>6905492
>A few minutes later she came out of the kitchen and handed you a mug of hot cocoa before sitting next to you.

"Thanks."

>You took a sip of the steaming liquid.
>The heat makes you flinch a little but you quickly get used to it.
>It's actually really, really good.

"Did you put peppermint in this?"

>She smiles and nods.
>"Do you like it?"

"A lot, it's amazing."

>You take another sip and relax, draping an arm over the back of the couch.

"So what's that dude's problem, anyways? I'd think you outright ignoring him would be enough to get the message across."

>Her eyes fall to her cup of cocoa and she shrugs her shoulders.
>When she speaks her voice is a little quieter and sadder.
>"We used to be really close..."

>You speak a little gentler too when you continue.

"I...I know it's probably none of my business to ask, but..."
>She cuts you off, seemingly knowing what you were going to ask, her blue eyes meeting yours.
>"N-no, it's fine. He...he and I used to be in our own little band. We'd perform at restaurants and bars and stuff..."
>She looks down again, pulling her arms a little closer to herself, holding her mug in both hands.
>"When the big competition happened, Mr. Moon only wanted me, not Lance...I figured we could really use the money, I mean, it was a hundred thousand dollars... b-but..."
>Her voice wavers and becomes even quieter.
>"One day I came home after practice and...he had another girl over...I walked in on them practicing our song together, a-and he was about to kiss her..."

>She looked absolutely miserable at this point, tears in her eyes and she sniffled and continued.
>"I-I don't know why he did...maybe I wasn't g-good enough, or pretty enough, I don't know..."

"Ash..."

>She sniffles and gives a weak laugh. "God, look at me..." she says, wiping her eyes before finally looking up at you. "I-I'm sorry...I didn't mean to dump all that on you."

>>6905984

>You reach over and gently take her mug from her, then set both of them down on the coffee table before scooting closer.

"Sounds like a real dick."

>"He was, but...I still loved him.." She says quietly, not meeting your eyes again as another tear rolls down her cheek.
>You hesitate for a second but reach forward and wipe it away with your thumb.

"Trust me Ash, you're better off without him."

>"I still miss him though...it's hard trying to just...forget everything that happened..."
>She looked down at her hands, her eyes full of sadness.
>"I mean, who else would take me of all people?...He was probably the best I'll ever do."

>Damn...

>After a moment, you reach your arms out to her.
>She accepts the hug, and though it's a little difficult to avoid stabbing yourself on her quills, after a second you find a comfortable position to hold her.
>She hugs you back tightly, resting her head on your shoulder.

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>>6796459
I watched the movie today. And, honestly, I had a lot of fun! I love the characters, I actually didn't cringe when pop songs came, and It's WAY better than the 'Petz' or 'pets at home' or whatever.

>>6860544

I like how this guy draws Ash, especially her quills/snout.

But his fetish is a major turn-off

>>6906259
I love the paragraph so far. Keep it up!

>>6907077
artist name?

>>6907177
SlimeCrime.

>>6906259
>She sniffles before pulling away slightly. "Sorry..."

>You give a little smile.

"No worries Ash. Believe me, I know how much it sucks."

>"You do?.."

>You nod.

"Yep. An old ex of mine ended up cheating on me with my best friend at the time before I moved here."

>"You don't seem that upset about it," she says, and you feel her hands linger in yours.
>You shrug.

"I was for a while, but...well, people can be cruel. That's life. I was happy to just move on without her. I didn't need a bitch like her weighing me down in life."
>You let out a little chuckle.
"And look at what I've done with that opportunity. Become a fucking janitor. Stunning picture of success right here."

>That gets her to giggle.
>Wow, you actually weren't making the situation worse for once. Kudos.
>Ash glances down at your hands and she blushes slightly under her fur, pulling hers away.
>"Sorry for keeping you so long," she apologizes quietly. "I guess you need to leave soon, huh?"

>You shake your head.

"Nah, I can hang out for a bit if you want."

>Her eyes light up a bit, but she still stays fairly reserved. "Oh, okay. Well...would you wanna watch a movie or something?"

"Straight to Netflix and Chill, huh?"
>You tease, and she blushes a little more, smacking your arm lightly.
>"Perv."

"Guilty."

>"Whatever...you like horror movies?"

"Depends, are we talking good horror or 'Oh look at the scawwy monsta' horror?"

>"As in 'Lights Out'," she says with a little eye roll.
>Ah shit, you'd wanted to see that for a while but never got around to it.
>You happily go with that.
>Ash makes some popcorn for you both and kills the lights.
>She uh...berated the "Lights out" pun you made when she turned them off.
>But you still saw her smile.

>A few minutes into the movie you put an arm over the back of the couch and feel Ash lean against you.
>You stop paying attention the moment she rests her furry hand on your chest.

>>6907354
Don't lose steam on me, anon! Keep on going!

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>>6907354
Hands down, one of the best character design.

>>6797681
Pig mom is the only reason i have any interest in that movie.

>>6907354
>You see the red under her fur even in the dim light as her hand goes lower, before slipping under the lip of your shirt, resting on your bare skin.
>You relax and lean back against the couch, giving her a knowing look, eyebrow cocked, that only makes her blush worsen.
>But you make no move to stop her, and she must take that as the green light.
>You were rocking only a 75% as her hand slipped into your boxers, but it took only her light touch to get you rock solid.
>Ash seemed to tense up a little. "God, you're big..." she said, barely above a whisper.
>Funny thing was your wang wasn't that impressive, you were average in every respect.
>But then again, she was only half your size. Couldn't even get her hand all the way around it.
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>If that was a pro or con you'd have to find out.

>You reach down and undo your belt, letting your pants slide down so your cock springs free.
>Seeing her eyes go wide sends your ego through the roof.
>She glances up at your eyes before biting her lip and slowly beginning to stroke your member.

>>6907564
I'm here for Ash.

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I actually liked the songs in this movie. Not to bad or cringy.

>>6907574
>Holy.
>Hell.
>The fur was a plus in and of itself, but you could feel the tips of her claws just barely grazing your skin as she stroked your meat.
>It added a whole new edge to it, you weren't sure you'd be content with rubbing one out yourself after this.

>But this is just beginning.

>You see Ash shift, and brush some quills back behind her ear as she leans her head down towards your crotch.
>Her warm tongue comes out, licking the drop of pre off the tip.
>She hesitantly takes the head into her mouth, her hand lightly pumping at the base while she sucks in rythm, working her mouth a little lower on it each time.
>She couldn't get it all the way down but you didn't care.
>This girl knew what she was doing.
>Each suck was accompanied with a stroke of her hand along the length she couldn't take into her mouth.
>You leaned your head back, letting out a low grunt.

"Fuck, that's good..."

>She began going a little faster after hearing you say that, swirling her tongue around your member now with each bob of her head.
>Oh god, you weren't going to last long with her doing that.
>She didn't seem to be bothered by this, though, even when your member began throbbing slightly in her mouth.
>She just kept at it until you came hard, and she swallowed what she could, though some dribbled from the corner of your mouth.
>When she came off your cock, she coughed a little and wiped at her mouth.
>Her cheeks were still glowing red.
>"Wow, you were pent up..." she says with a shy giggle.

>>6907774
>You smirk as she moves closer to you, and you slide a hand around her back right where her quills end
>Her eyes are locked on yours, wide with anticipation and nervousness.
>You now had an appreciation for how small she was compared to you.
>It made you feel...more powerful, if anything.
>As you leaned forward, you heard her let out a shaky breath before your lips met hers and you gave her a long kiss.
>Meanwhile your right hand slipped under the lip of her skirt and undid the button on her jeans.
>Two of your fingers slipped under her panties and between her legs with ease while you continued to kiss her.
>She was soaked, and you could feel her body tremble as your finger teased her slit.
>She wanted it so bad, she was so horny for you.
>"P-please.." she whined through the kisses.
>Wow.
>Your light teasing was enough to get her begging.
>That Lance guy must have been piss poor at sex.

>You slid your middle finger inside of her, knowing the mechanics would have to be experimented with to account for your size difference.
>Her pussy clamped down on it almost immediately, the porcupine letting out a little whimper as you slid up to the last knuckle.
>After a moment of slowly fingering her with one, you added a second.
>Ash let out a little gasp. "A-Anon.."
>You began to finger her, going slow at first so she could adjust but speeding up at time went on.
>The whole time you watched her reactions, listened to her breathing.
>When you hit a particularly sensitive spot and she let out a little cry, her hands clinging to your shirt, you grinned.
>You began focusing on that spot, hitting it over and over with a slow, rhythmic "Come Here" motion of your fingers.
>Her breathing got shakier and shallower and your pace increased.
>From there it didn't take long.
>"Anon, I-I'm gonna..."
>Her body tensed beneath you as she clamped down hard on you, her walls contracting as she let out a series of small whines before calming.

>>6908292
>Her hands didn't let go of your shirt, and her eyes met yours again, her cheeks flushed.
>"Wow..."

"Looks like I wasn't the only one who was pent up."
>You tease, and she looks down shyly,
>"I was...Lance never...did it like that.."

>Hah.
>You knew it.

"He was that bad?"

>Ash drew herself closer to you still, pulling herself up into your lap, resting her head against your chest. "Yeah..." she said quietly, letting out a tiny laugh. "I had to finish myself...more than a few times."

"Two pump chump?"

>She giggled. "Pretty much..."
>Ash snuggled into your chest, closing her eyes. "Why your ex cheated on you I'll never understand.."

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>>6908461
>Ash slid her arms around you as she let out a little yawn.
>"Do you wanna spend the night?" She asked tiredly.
>You nod.

"Yeah...yeah, I'd like that."

>Ash giggles and leans up for a second to give you a sweet little kiss. "Good. Because I wasn't about to let you leave."
>You chuckle and lean back into the couch.
>After a few minutes, you feel her breathing slow, and you know she's out.
>Minutes later, you are too.

(Going to bed now guys. May have them fuck tomorrow, maybe now. Depends on if the thread isn't dead. Hope you all enjoyed either way)

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>>6907758

She should've dressed like that in the end instead of in sell-out clothes

>>6908700
>an elephant girl will never take pleasure from your face
What's the use

>>6822587
>You are Anon, and you are not prepared.
>After losing a bet to a friend, you agreed to let them sign you up for a personal trainer at your local gym.
>You barely exercise, so this first day is going to hurt like hell; you can feel it.
>You stand in the lobby area of the gym, waiting for the trainer to arrive.
>You weren’t really sure what people normally wore during workouts, so you just went with an old t-shirt and some sweatpants with tennis shoes.
>Minus the shoes, this is something you’d normally wear to bed.
>Just goes to show how-
>”G’day!”
>You perk up and glance over at the sudden greeting.
>Your eyes widen at the sight of what looks to be a kangaroo jogging towards you.
>She’s rather tall, cream-colored fur on her muzzle, handpaws, and thick tail wagging behind her.
>A short mop of brown hair atop her head, pointed ears sticking up on either side.
>You’re more focused on her rather generous hips.
>You can’t tell if they’re due to muscle, or something else.
>Either way, you’re hooked and you can’t stop staring.
>”You’re Anon, aren’t’cha?”
>Okay, NOW you can stop.

1/?

Continue?

>>6909491
Yes continue

>>6908980
Well her ex-boyfriend DID say she's a sellout.

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>>6797434

>>6908980
But anon, she didn't sell out she made it her own. Her personal character arc was about changing for the better and cutting out the parts of your life that are hurting you. Her old Punk style was something that belonged to her ex, so her costume change was symbolic of being over him

>>6910555

That's a weak excuse, same with the makeover at breakfast at Tiffany's. It's just another case of "normal" beauty triumphing over "subversive" fashion.

Blacks call each other nigga, even though that was part of their "painful past". I'm sure lots of punks, goths, and emos break up with each other, but they don't trash their old identities. In this case the writers just wanted Ash to stop being a punk.

It's a poor message to send to children.

>>6909491
>You nod, putting out a hand.
"Yeah, that's me. Nice to me-"
>She crushes your hand in her grip and nearly dislocates your arm.
>"Right back atcha, mate! Name's Maggie! I'm your new personal trainer! Hope you're ready for a hard workout!"
>After that handshake, you're more ready to go home and admit defeat.
>Still, a bet's a bet.
>You smile, trying to act like your arm isn't completely shattered.
"Yeah, I'm ready...as I'll ever be."
>She gives you a playful slug on your shoulder, which doesn't help matters.
>"Aces! C'mon, then! Let's go set some goals!"
>She jogs off deeper into the gym.
>You follow quickly, rubbing your tender arm.
>This is definitely not going to be easy.
>Maybe you should just call it quits and head out.
>You pick your head up, getting a pleasant view of her ample rump, bouncing as she jogged.
>Eh, it can't be THAT bad...

2/?

>>6867453
The only decent looking character in the whole movie. Sexy yet sophisticated & elegant in that dress. I asked for pics of her in an earlier thread. Does she have a name?

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>>6867572
>animal based band names on album covers
A neat idea, I don't think anyone's done that before..... oh wait...

>>6907025
it was called the secret life of petz in my country

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>>6870993
The only time I laughed or smiled during the whole movie was when they came on. I really want to know what Mr.Moon told them that got them all offended.

>>6911696
her paws are so cute

>>6910887
Please continue

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>>6909688
Her ex-b/f found a better looking girl.

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>>6912066

This has to be the only time I've ever seen somebody try and make porcupines look attractive.

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>>6912066
have a slightly better pic. :^)

>>6912132

Becky and Ash should date to spite her BF

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Eddie's my waifu.

>>6907491
That's a really great pic!

>>6912274
I didn't appreciate the crotch shot in the pool. :^P

>>6911823
I thought they were singing "F.U.C.K." in that one audition song, and was surprised on how they let that through in a kid's movie.

But then I looked up the original song.

>>6821924
I wish the rocker chick listened to shit like sabbath and like iron butterfly, ya know, good dad rock. Cept its generic poppy punk

>>6827791
>gorillas = niggers
they are niggers because they steal a gold shipment in the movie

>>6912314

I sure did. Oh boy did I ever.

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>>6910555
>>6910555

eh what??
i thought she was dressing like that to spite her ex bf. hince the sunglasses. like a "How do you like me now," "in your face cunt" sort of thing

i don't think she'd trash her entire punk style, she has the attitude and everything.

>>6910611
>>6913277
Well fuck if I know then, I'm no film student. Just how I saw it.

There's a lot of Deer waifus in that movie. And I was disapointed.

I want to see more of that brown sheep lady. She has a nice body.

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So what happens if this thread reach to it's limits? Should we make anothe thread?

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>>6913871
dont worry, ashburger's got your back.

>>6912456
So Meena's family isn't black?

>>6913905
Hey thanks!

>>6910887
>An hour and a half goes by.
>You're not even sure how you're still alive.
>Maggie's been pushing you to your limits in every corner of the gym.
>You're completely drenched in sweat, and everything hurts.
>Your arm is nothing compared to the rest of you.
>Maggie slaps you on the back and tells you to go hit the showers.
>You painfully hobble into the locker room and collapse onto a bench.
>You make a mental note to call your friend and tell them you can't take this shit.
>Bet or no bet, Maggie's intense workouts are gonna kill you.
>Maybe you can work something out where you cover the cost of hiring her and call it even.
>Heavy footfalls alert you to someone coming in.
>It's...Maggie?
>A bit strange, considering it's the men's locker room.
>"How ya feelin', Anon?"
>You straighten up, trying to not look completely broken.
"Fine..."
>She steps closer, putting a hand on your shoulder.
>Gently, thank Christ.
>"I just wanted to say that I'm real proud of ya. Ya really gave it your all out there!"
>You can't help but feel like something else is going on.
>You peer around the room to see if anyone else is nearby.
"Uh, aren't you worried someone will-"
>She shakes her head.
>"Naw, mate. I come in here all the time. 'Sides, I own the place. What are they gonna tell me?"
>What.
>She takes a seat next to you, arm wrapped around your shoulder.
>"I know working out and sticking to a routine can seem pretty intimidating, but trust me when I say it's rewarding!"
>She leans closer, whispering in your ear.
>"Why don't I show you some of the benefits?"

3/?

>>6915075
We need to continue this thread

>>6915257
I'll put these parts in my pastebin.

>>6915280
I made the thread.

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>>6915313
>>6915313
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>>6912266
Noway noway

>>6912132
Would kiss