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HG THREAD - All-Star Battle!! Celebrating one whole year of ~de

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HG THREAD - All-Star Battle!!
Celebrating one whole year of ~de geso!

Two robots, two titties and two Jo's. She's got a bullet for each and every one. I just hope that he wasn't anyone's favorite Jojo, 'cause a brawls starting.
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>>6794528
It's fine. I'm not anime, so you don't have to do this.
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>>6794473
>But that's what you always say.

>>6794510(Kukuru)
That can't be, because you'd have to actually enter yourself into the new arena to participate and obviously you'd need to be alive to enter in the first place. As for them being quiet, perhaps they prefer not to say anything? After all, most only come here to fight and nothing more.
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>>6794581
nah Mima will be in 15.5 , ZUN is my uncle and confirmed this
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>>6794510
Leaving ?
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>>6794528
Whooo's hungry?
It's not a feast, but some of you sure think it is.

With a head like that, how could you miss?
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>>6794467
I don't know who you are! Please, this is the literal definition of torture!
>>6794469
>Kaito will never apologize awkwardly for the taste of his... Ya'know.
>>6794482
Hey.. Your head fell off, are you okay?
>>6794496
That stuff doesn't work on me, I have failsafes for that stuff.. Humans are jerks sometimes too.
>>6794511
I don't really see anything, you're creeping me out Len.
>>6794528
This guy just got rid of three amazing tributes.
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>>6794528
I knew you were an enemy! You should treat your mommy better instead of betting her!

>>6794522
Look! It's a cicada!
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>>6794595
Everyone looks so small from here.
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>>6794602
>starts tearing the floor apart
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>>6794607
>

>>6794595
Toast! Grapes! Watermelons! Instant noodles!
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>>6794595
You're gonna host later tonight right? I wanna test some tricks on your arena.
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>>6794544 (Kukuru)
Sweet! When dad gives me some yen, I'll be sure to give you some actual currency.
>Carlos reaches into his hoodie pockets, pulling out a five dollar bill.
I call it a day, but others call it a banknote. I don't know why, my idea is more practical. How's this?
>>6794602
...
But you said my name earlier, when we were playing on that icy lake before. I'm starting to think you really are heartless, because you know something I don't. Icehole.
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>>6794581
Have you ever seen a movie called "Weekend at Ber***'s? I image the entries are something like that.

>>6794593
Say it one more time to me.

>>6794595
And out and out?
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>>6794626
Th-That's nice
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>>6794595
Less removal, more approval.

>>6794636
Later, with a change of setting.
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>>6794557
Why should I care?
>She stomps on the other hand, now.
>>6794528
Kkkhhh! Get out of my way, you stupid alien, I'll deal with you lat-
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>>6794591
>You say that every time a new game is announced too.

>>6794642
I don't know what a 'movie' is, or what 'Weekend at Ber***'s' is. You'll have to elaborate.
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>>6794544
They don't have find depression attractive at all. You can bond out of depression, y'know! It's the intimacy and connections that resolves the depression, eventually it'd just be a bitter after thought when things keep on flowing.
>>6794602
What do you mean by that, I am human Kaito.
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>>6794652
Tell me quick since I am at a party and I might get back late at night
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>>6794602
Look deeper Kaito.

>>6794593
L-leaving.?
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>>6794675
It will happen this time
20 times is the charm!
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>>6794638
>she takes the money and stuffs it in the opening of her traditional japanese dress
>it falls out through the bottom and lands on her foot
Have you ever wished you had a bigger chest, Carlos-san?

>>6794652
I don't want a girl.

>>6794656
>another half-assed screech exits her mouth
That reminds me, is a thumb really a finger?

>>6794675
It's a moving picture about two boys that kill some guy and so they take his dead body on vacation so people don't know he's dead and a lot of hilarity ensues. I think this might be something like that.

>>6794678
I thought that your brain went straight into your muscles to make them bulky, but I guess I was wrong. That was a decent little speech you just gave me. Too bad I don't think it'll stay with me.
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>>6794652
Alright, so now she's a double vampire.
At least someone's trying to keep the killing going, whether it be accidental or not.

>>6794681
Later meaning later.
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>>6794706
>Feeling it in your bones? Again?

>>6794732
...That sounds incredibly morbid. So you're implying that someone else can enter for you?
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>>6794645
>Brings the insect uncomfortably close to your face
You wanna see it?!

>>6794735
I can't remember anything.
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>>6794773
N-No I don't, thanks
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>>6794735
If you didn't move so much I could have took your heart out instead.

>>6794769
That's exactly what I'm saying. If I'm laying down and someone likes me enough they'll prop me up against them, impersonate my voice, and get me in.
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>>6794732
>Carlos, as he's a kid, pays no mind to this at all and just keeps looking at the woman with a grin on his face. Or maybe he did, because his grin is extra wide.
A bigger chest? Why would I want a bigger chest?
Do I look like a pirate to you? No thanks, I'd rather have a vault to keep all my booty in!
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>>6794595
What a shame
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>Obama might put sanctions on russia because he thinks they rigged our election

DUMB

ASS

COUNTRY
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>>6794636
>Soviet not being cancer
WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
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>>6794812
Too long and convoluted.
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>>6794618
>Kaito will never have a first time with anyone.
>>6794638
>Icehole, boi if you don't.
Please, this is getting hard for me..
>>6794678
Exactly, hahaha.
>>6794686
...
>He looks closer into the box.
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>>6794819
Obama can't do shit. Trump's gonna fuck his exec. orders up first day.
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>>6794831
I wonder what this box contains. Could you describe it for me Kaito ?
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>>6794795
That's... Hm... I won't deny that being possible. But who would go that far?
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>>6794819
Hope in the president to come, that he may make your country great again
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>>6794735
Pay attention gentlemen. This is why you don't let your lolis go out on their own.
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>>6794784
>Brings it in even closer
Look look! Isn't it awesome?!
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>>6794732
>She stops, and glares down at the woman murderously.
Do you not care for your own existence?
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>>6794854
ayy lmao, alien dude is italian
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>>6794870
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>>6794824
>Whoops, that's my fault.
>>6794831
>He's gonna do it, Kaito. Don't mess with Carlos Ramon.
It's not hard to think of these puns, you know. Icy that you're having trouble, but I don't know why.
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>>6794732
It's a word of thought to account in that huge forehead of yours. My body is enamoring and all, but can you quit talking about it?
>>6794831
.......I'm gonna pull off a John Conner one of these days.
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>>6794812
Boobs, Carlos. Not having bigger boobs creates situations that I would rather not want to be in, like having no place to store my money.

>>6794848
Stalkers and general creeps. They want to see more action from the people they admire after all. It's not that farfetched when you're around people like that all day. People that can't seem to live without you.

>>6794860
Please pass me the rat poison Hiyori. It's the last thing I need to add to this tea.
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>>6794860
Oh crap! I forgot my snow gear!
>Yotsuba runs back home to change into the proper clothing.
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>>6794860
Everyone went to feast and everyone had a life-threatening encounter. That's one way to thin the population.
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>>6794903
...Oh, you meant THAT kind of chest. No, I can't say I've ever wanted a bigger chest. It looks like a booby trap just waiting to happen.
You COULD just invest in pockets, but it doesn't look like your outfit has any. What a shame!
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>>6794831
>crawls into a hole made with the torn floorboards
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>>6794845
... I don't know! You gave it to me..
>Am I having a stroke? This isn't making any sense..
>>6794886
>I liked him at first but now I hate him.
Please stop this... It's only fun in short bursts.
>>6794887
What does that mean?
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>>6794944
Alright, I'll tell you what's inside the box. It's a mirror.
... Can you see it now ?
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>>6794870
Of course I care. Maybe not as much as others, but I care nonetheless. Human's may not say they care, but they secretly do.
The reason I'm not doing anything is because I'm powerless. If I move it only gets worse.

>>6794887
Do you think you'll eventually pop?

>>6794913
The fact that you came here makes it not so regrettable.

>>6794928
These things...don't have any pockets. I don't get money thrown at me when I'm on stage. Those kind of women piss me off the most actually. Women so beautiful they get money for nothing. Bunch of lazy, beautiful people that need to age as soon as possible.
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>>6794913
It appears Hitler can only remove anime and that tanks don't help you in fist fights. Whoda thunk?

Hey, about that pillarman... Maybe you should have told someone where it was...
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>>6794867
C-Can you get it away from me now
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>>6794944
...I don't know.
>>6794951
You think you'll eventually bald?
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>>6794959
I am a master cicada catcher! You want to go catch some with me someday?!
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>>6794955
...because now they've awoken!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Winner next slide!
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>>6794910
>Yotsuba runs back home to change into the proper clothing.
but she can't, she's dead...
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>>6794971
N-Not really
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>>6794955
I think a bug crawled up there...

>>6794970
Eventually. That comes with aging. By that time it won't make any difference.
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>>6794944
>To be fair, you DID insult him. Who roasts a child that's having fun? Don't blame my main man Carlos for this.
You're asking too much of me. There's snow feasible way I can do that.
>>6794951
On stage? Oh, so you must be a music performer. I can't say any of that's my forte, but I guess other people might be upstaging you if they throw money at them and not at you.
You could say it's all for charity. The money'll just come reeling in from then on! No chests needed!
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>>6794987
Lolis don't die.
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>>6794951
Unless you were to impress me with will to live. Pushovers....
>She reaches down and picks the woman up by the throat
Bore me.
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This Carlos ava went from based to shit pretty quick.
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>>6794997
>died from hypothermia
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>>6794987
But I'm right here.

>>6794992
Pleeease?
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>>6794987
So you think yotsuba gives a FUCK about the rules? Naw
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>>6794903
...I can believe that. To think someone could pose as me without my consent and I'd never be the wiser... I'll have to end this conversation here. I need to back to my search. Have a good night.

>>6794974
Thank you for hosting.
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>>6794971
I've caught cicadas twice that size before!
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>>6794974
I-I don't think I'm ready to win.
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>>6794974
>>6795032
Yeah, I can tell. I don't think anyone was ready for that.
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>>6795019
Sadly
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>>6795006
>Then let's get to work on that! I just have to type less, right?
>>6795041
Hey, that's pretty Kukuru. Congrats! Thanks, too!
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>>6795030
KYS
HOLY SHIT KYS
YOU AND YOUR BUG FETISH.
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>>6795041
And your winner, with a neat and fancy winscreen is....
KUKURU!

...That's a catchy name by the way.
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>>6795019
No
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>>6794941
>It really is sad isn't it?
>>6794949
It's just me then, what's the point of this?
>>6794970
Wha? I am just confused today..
>>6794996
You keeps using the same puns! This is god awful!
>I fucking hate this, but I'm and Kaito's a masochist so it's a mixed feeling!
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>>6795063
Well, I'll return to what I was doing now. Expect another game from me in a few hours.
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>>6794996
I'm a comedian. I do what you do, but for money. I could never get on stage and do it for free.
Stealing from charity is a slick idea, but...I could possibly go to jail.

>>6795003
S-So you want a joke? I guess I have no choice then.
>she clears her throat
Gold chains would make for a nice retirement gift for a very, very old slave.

>>6795027
Until another time. Try not to die.
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>>6795077
>thanks for hosting
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>>6795030
You catch them too?!

>>6795007
>Honestly it's just an idea I had, When Yotsuba "dies" she just goes elsewhere or somehow finds a way to get out of the scenario to get out of the game

.>>6795054
What's sad?

>>6795065
Why not?

>>6795081
Congrabulations and thanks for the fun!
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>>6795077
How dull.
Thank you.
>>6795081
I want a struggle.
>Her nails dig in.
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>>6795063
I-I SAID I WASN'T READY TO WIN!
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>>6795077
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>6795073
Y-YES
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>>6795073
It's a gift. You know. Like, a gift.

>>6795077
What she says >>6795089
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>>6795094
Sure, something like that! I catch all kind of insects. They don't kill me the insect king for nothing.
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>>6795094
Th-That ain't what I do
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>>6795054
>shitting on Yotsuba
Come on f.am
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>>6794994
>>6795063

Trust me your hairline will recede faster than a bullet train, I can count on that for sure. Congratulations forehead, you won.
>>6795073
I'm confused as...shit.
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>>6795073
Come on, there's no need to be so rude. I wouldn't be surprised if you were a mathematician.
>I can't believe I'm running with this, but I am. I hope you're enjoying this, because I sure am.
>>6795081
I do it just so I can see everyone having a good time, but money's a good reason to do it, too.
Stealing? No, no. It's called "false advertising"! You see where I'm going with this?
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>>6795146
Just ignore him, he's clearly too far gone
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>>6795142
What do you do then?

>>6795117
They don't kill you? What does that mean?
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>>6795146
I know, what's not to love right?
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Look to the skies, stranger. Therein lies your answer.
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>>6795105
>Kaito will never forget the fact that he was a failure, he will eventually be left behind by his family.
>>6795112
>He inspects himself in the mirror.
Thank you Len, but it's not Christmas yet..
>>6795147
That makes two of us, why are you confused?
>>6795150
Was that even a joke..?
>I have mixed feelings.
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>>6795183
I *definitely* said call and not kill. You should get your ears checked, lady.
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>>6795094
>What's sad?
the fact that you are still around
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>>6795183
I do you~
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Oh shit, did I hear someone "I sure wish there was a Dynamite Game right now"?
WELL GOOD LUCK!
GIVE ME 36 LUCKY SHITS TO GET INTO THE GAME.
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>>6795201
O-Okay this got kind of dark.
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>>6795225
Elis
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>>6795225
Fred Durst
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>>6795225
Wriggle Nightbug
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>>6795225
Hotaru Shidare
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>>6795225
Kongou
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>>6795225
Cirno
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>>6795225
Reigen Arataka
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>>6795225
Haru
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>>6795225
The Mad King
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>>6795225
Itou Kaiji
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>>6795209
>Oh.
>Sorry if I done something wrong

>>6795210
There can only be one me!

>>6795206
Maybe I should, daddy said I'm long overdue for a checkup.
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>>6795225
Guy who demands more ragequit
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>>6795225
Eggman-kun
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>>6795225
Riku
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>>6795225
Pajeet
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>>6795225
CAAAAARLOS
>>6795201
You know, since you're so mean and all. Get to work on it!
>Good. I'm sure everyone feels the same.
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>>6795201
I'm just as confused as you are; to confused right now to answer that question.
>>6795225
Baki Hanma
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>>6795225
Yotsuba
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>>6795225
Hatsume Mei
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>>6795225
BIGGIE CHEESE
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>>6795225
sleepy Accel
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>>6795225
Chibikko
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>>6795225
Ash Crimson
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>>6795225
Toejam
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>>6795225
THE GETBACKERS™
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>>6795248
That's not what I meant
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>>6795225
Rika
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>>6795225
Sleeping lolis
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>>6795225
Sabina Altynbekova
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>>6795225
Noctis Versus
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>>6795225

Len
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>>6795248
W-Wait, don't listen to him! He'll just take you to this weird alien place to get your hearing tested and then they'll make you get really big and clunky glasses! You don't want to have to wear glasses, do you?
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>>6795225
SaniTY
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>>6795225
Megaman
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>>6795231
>Kaito will then lose all his cheerfulness and shut down emotionally, he'll just be a shell of his former self fumbling through life.
>>6795260
... These aren't even jokes anymore!
>More or less.
>>6795261
Why are you confused?
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>>6795225
Souda
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>>6795276
Is this a new ISIS video?
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>>6795323
P-Please stop. I'm getting uncomfortable now.
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>>6795328
>kissu
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>>6795317
>>6795248
And they make you read OLD MAGAZINES!
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>>6795328
>fucks
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>>6795225
Classy Raven
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>>6795328
>kissu
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>>6795337
>>6795340
>>6795345
Quit horsin' around guys, I'm almost done.
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>>6795323
What do you mean, "they aren't jokes"? That was a joke I said right now! You know, the mean of a group of numbers?
>I'm ready to make everyone upset because of these jokes.
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>>6795366
Gimme 5 min and I'm done with you aswell, fuckboy.
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>>6795225
Misato
>>
2 more.
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>>6795323
I don't know Kaito, quit asking me! Shouldn't I be asking the questions, and you be knowing the answers. You're a robot!
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>>6795225
Blue elephant
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>>6795379
The Wrench
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>>6795366
>drops the car lift
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>>6795317
>>6795339
That sounds horrible! I don't want to go anymore!

>>6795289
Mean what?
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>>6795225
The Masked One
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>>6795836
kys Yuno
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I want to walk down the beach with Souda while the sun is setting.
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>>6795374
5 minutes, 10 minute, 10 years, how about never?

>>6795836
>the car was never lifted in the first place. He's a man and got under there while it was still on the ground
You'll have to wait your turn if y'want me to work on your car.
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>>6795334
>He'll one day bump into Miku or someone, they'll try to make idle chit-chat with him but he'll just walk off, even more depressed.
>>6795368
You explaining the jokes is somehow less hurtful than you making the jokes themselves.
>Congratulations.
>>6795377
>Pets the snakes.
>>6795382
I'm an android, not a robot, there's a difference!..
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>>6795304
>>
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>>6795853
>>
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>>6795225
C.C.
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>Welcome to the 22nd Dynamite Games!
Christmas edition, motherfuckers!
>I'm Gavin, he's Michael, and we'll be your hosts tonight as we ship off thirty-six beautiful contestants to the Winter wonderland!
And because it took so fuckin' long to get a full roster, no swaps.
>>6795245
>...oh, shit.
Aw, fuck.
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>>6795853
S-STOP
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>>6795872
>>6795860
>>6795377
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>>6795848
You don't have anything to say about the matter, fucker.
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>>6795872
Let's get this shit started, motherfuckers!
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>>6795853
Robot, Android, same thing you're still just a bigger robot.
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>>6795872
Ready!
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>>6795872
I like that district. Nothing can go wrong.
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>>6795872
>His keyblade appears in his hands
Let's get this show on the road.
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>>6795837
I meant that I want to fuck you
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>>6795837
Now you know the truth! I'm glad I could have saved you from the terrors of that place.
>>6795848
Darn...
Whatever. I'll just leave it in the parking lot then. Make sure it's fixed when I pick it up later, o-or you aren't getting payed.
>leaves the keys for the plastic bigwheel on the counter
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>>6795858
At least this makes me feel a little less confused, it's been really cold lately.
Have you been hibernating? Snakes do that right?
>>6795872
Fuck you too Michael.
>>6795892
I'm more like a more advanced robot..
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>>6795872
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
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>>6795872
What foul language you use so casually.
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>>6795916
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>>6795872
I'm gonna be able to defuse some stuff in here! I'm gettin' all giddy just thinking about it!

>>6795889
Yeah yeah, get in line buddy. I don't have time to deal with your kind.
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>>6795853
The realisation'll kick in before you know it, and you'll start laughing. You really are heartless. Have you ever had fun before?
>I already did it? Go me.
>>6795872
This district looks pretty Ri-cool!
...Alright, so maybe I'll have to work on that. No biggie.
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>>6795926
And we're all going to die now because of that. Thanks. Hell, the both of you are probably gonna kill me first.
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>>6795872
SYSTEMS CHECK!
Well, nothing's exploding yet! HA! LET'S GO!!
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>>6795913
>gets out from under the car
Ehehe~
>takes the keys and throws them into a pond
I don't serve your kind here!
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>>6795926
>Stomps in stomach

Everyspeak to me again that way and I'll castrate you with an infected needle.
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>>6795919
nice rp
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>>6795857
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>>6795883
It's as if nobody would know a switch has taken place. Perhaps we can cause a bit of mischief, the two of us.
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>>6795913
But daddy will make me go anyway. He can be very forceful you know? I don't want to get him mad at me either!
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>>6795949
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>>6795882
>One day he'll just shut down entirely in an allyway where he'll get sold to a pawn shop and rot away there.
>>6795924
Actually I should probably stop petting your snakes, my hands are probably really cold.
>>6795933
I have had fun before, you ruined it.
>Don't talk to me or my avas ever again.
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>>6795973
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>>6795838
>>6795232
Ask not why.
>>6795872
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>>6795938
Raven, Raven, Raven! Have you already forgotten who I am? I'll be able to do this without breakin' a single sweat.

>>6795948
>the force of the spot makes him forcibly shoot out saliva
PLAFF!
Wh-what the fuck's your major malfunction!? I'm not here to please you!
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>>6795983
>>
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Even though I pretty fucking clearly said no swaps, we did the first swap anyway because some stuff had to be adjusted.
>Let the jolly games begin!
Aww, Cirno is so nice. Riku's fucking insane, though.
>>6795988
Fuck no, man. That was way too late even if I didn't say no swaps.
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>>6795984
If I may take note of one small difference, the venom would be in my own mouth, not my hair. You are a charming little Medusa, aren't you?
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>>6795945
Good idea throwing the keys in the lake, now it will be harder for people to steal my ride. But won't that make it harder for you to get to them, too?
>>6795974
All you have to do is convince him you're perfectly healthy, that can be too hard right?
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>>6795872
Swap please.
>>6795994
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>>6796007
>Well, I was excited to rp...
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>>6796007
I hope you brought me gifts, otherwise you can go away
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>>6796007
...I enjoy this more than I expected to. This is what humanity does to get into a festive spirit when the end of the solar calendar is near, yes?
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>>6796007
Whatever, fuck you Santa, I'll just buy my own fuckin' gifts.
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>>6795983
>I would if I could, Kaito. The problem is that we're still talking, and you're enjoying it.
That's not my fault, now is it? My jokes are just so amazing that you're speechless. Don't kid yourself!
>>6796007
I don't know, guys. I think I have Claus-trophobia, so I might have to sit this one out.
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>>6796007
Heh, I'm off to a good start...
>The flame at the end of his Keyblade goes out
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>>6796021
You tried.
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>>6795993
No, I haven't forgotten who you are. That's the problem. If you're saying you're gonna sabotage me without breaking a sweat, you might be right.

>>6796007
Yeah, we're here for the Sandy Claws...whatever that is.
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>>6796007
...I may have not paid attention.
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>>6795938
Oh don't worry, robots can't jinx anyone. It's a human thing.

>>6796007
I'm going to gift you charcoal, that's all you deserve for being a naughty boy this year.
>>
>>6795983
>starts crying again because of how sad it is
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>>6796007
雪好きだな.ありがとう サンタクロース
>>
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>>6796007
Well it's true isn't it?
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>>6796008
>>
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>>6796007
Me? Invited? I'm quite flattered. Living a long time has it's down sides. One of those years, you're bound to spend a few nights in the season cold ane alone. I never take a warm gathering with food drink and music for granted.

Perhaps I do lately, I've been getting a little spoiled.
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Man, these carol groups are shit.
>Half of Cirno's party is wiped out already!
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>>6796007
I remember that sayin' that goes something like "always eat the yellow snow". It's gotta be good if it's a sayin'.

>>6796019
Don't worry 'bout that. I ain't getting in your car cuz I'm not gonna fix it. I don't like bug people coming up to me with their tiny bug cars asking me to fix their tiny bug car problems. It's probably not even a problem anyways. Wastin' my time on turning a Service Engine light would be preposterous.
>>
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>>6796019
I don't think he'll believe me though. I have to go in for checkups at some point or the doctors will get mad at him.

>>6796007
I want to put the star on top! You'll just have to lift me up!
>>
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>>6796007
We plan to steal Christmas this year, and spread holiday cheers back to the folks who truly deserve it.
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>>6796070
*sings low* jingle bells, jingle bells...
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>>6796070
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>>6796054
>flatly
Oh, how could I have forgotten? It'll be some programming error that does me in. Such a critical difference.

>>6796070
You guys can do the decorating. I trust you to not make it look like junk.
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>>6796070
Yo, that's fucked up man.

...Wonder if he liked Gold Cobra.
>>
>>6796027
Then Mei-be I can help you out if you want me to. I just hope you like my a-Mei-zing jokes!
>>6796070
A tree? Fir what purpose? I'll go get the star, you guys can do the rest.
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>>6796054
Do not be so cheeky little robot man.
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>>6796070
..I can tolerate twelve hours of Christmas carols every 7 days. A second more and I will develop hatred for it in my behaviour algorithm. Stop it at once!
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>>6796027
Sorry about that. Guess I'm just too hot for my own good.
>>
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>>6796070
I must fare my party mates good bye. I will be feeding the fishes for a while...

Now to find a way out of this predicament before I'm frozen solid for too long...
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>>6796049
We'll just have to wait and see! I may not be book smart like you, but I've gotta few tricks up my sleeve in regards to dealin' with cranky goth girls.

>>6796070
Oh hey Junko! You've gotten manlier since I've seen you last. What's with the sudden decrease in boobage?
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>>6796070
This is demeaning, I will let you all know that now.
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>>6796070
This tastes really good! Do you have any more? I don't think the others will mind if I take the rest of it, two of them are sleeping after all.
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>>6795996
Still can't talk huh? Hm.. I wonder how long it's been.
>>6796007
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
>>6796040
>Am I? I guess you know me better than I know myself.
They're terrible, you should wait until you can make funny adult jokes.
>>6796044
You tried as well.
>>6796055
>One day years later a girl buys him from the store, he suddenly feels useful and happy again, it's almost like he's back to his old self.
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>>6796070
SUFFER.
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>Biggie Cheese is heartless. Then again, so is Len now.
Elephants don't forget hearing the same fucking songs every year.
>>
>haven't pooped in 4 days

This medicine really was too strong
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>>6796098
Carlos, I'm pining to stuff glass ornaments in your mouth and kick you in the jaw. Knock it off.
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>>6796084
>Agreeing with the request, she holds one arm under her legs and lifts the little girl right up her shoudler with no effort at all.

Is there a reasoning why the crown of a christmas tree is by far the most complicated?
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>>6796124
O-Oh, that's much better
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RPfags killed HG
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>>6796124
Not really.
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>>6796070
What am I going to do with this? I can't eat that.

>>6796094
My programming code is flawless or else the Dr would never send me on missions to save the world.

>>6796099
I am not cheeky. I just can't reward someone for being a bad guy.
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>>6796131
Poopy, round 4 again... Curse you... Elephant
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>>6796132
Holy shit m8. Your still going on about that? Eat some damn fiber. Drink a fuckton of spoiled milk
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>>6796131
It was my special motor oil. Tasty, ain't it?
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>>6796131
You filthy, useless mechanic. To think I would consider putting your rumoured title to the test by allowing you to perform diagnostic maintenance on the bow and stern of my vessel. Be gone with you!
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>>6796078
S-So, does that mean you aren't going to fix it...? I'm getting mixed signals here.
>>6796084
Hm... Maybe you can make a dummy to go in your place! Are you any good with paper mâché?
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>>6796131
S-Santa, what did I do?
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>>6796131
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin', my man. Holiday cheer and all that shit.
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>>6796152
I'm going to post it every day until I fucking poop
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>>6796142
*Saved

ftfy
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>>6796070
>>6796092
>>6796120
>Oh god her singing voice is worse than nails on chalkboard.
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>>6796131
You're supposed to be at the zoo!
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>>6796131
What did I ever do wrong?! I can't use this stupid coal for anything!
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>>6796149
But I am no bad guy, robot boy.
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>>6796170
I'm gonna have to ask you to stop.
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>>6796131
Goody, a party. I hope there's spiked eggnog nearby.

>>6796149
Nobody knows what flaws lie within until they present themselves.
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Hey look, an elephant fucking an elephant.
>>6796164
>Ha, I get it.
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>>6796157
I think you mean "be gone with me", because you're lookin' pretty dead!

>>6796160
Not only am I not gonna fix it, but I'm gonna make it completely useless too. All for the cheap price of nothing.
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>>6796142
Is there anything I can do to make it less painful for you folk supposedly dying?
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>>6796166
Let's hope today is the last day. For your sake
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>>6796191
Grow the fuck up, bitch. Santa ain't real.
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>>6796191
...You know, isn't it weird that this kind of thing became tradition? I mean, why hang socks?
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>>6796137
>Years and years fly by, the lady grows old and dies, Kaito never truly thanked her for his happiness back, he slips back into depression in the room she died in, shutting down yet again.
>>6796143
Eh, you submitted an entry, you tried.
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>>6796124
>I'm a psychic. I may not be no Reigen, but I'm a psychic. I can predict the future!
Please, adult jokes are too dirty for my tastes. Then again, kid jokes are way too short in supply, so maybe...
>>6796134
Wow, what's all the hostili-tree for? I'm just a simple kid that makes simple jokes. Oak-y, I'll try to cut down a bit on the jokes.
>>6796191
...
I don't know why, but I feel really jealous. I might be looking into it too much, mistletoe does things to you.
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>>6796196
I'll be fine

This is better than burning diarrhea
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Just here to say hello and...

Have a wonderful Holiday everyone!

>I'm still dead though, sorry. :c
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>>6796208
N-Now I'm sad again.
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>>6796191
I'm gonna let you finish this. I'm not mad enough to put these up.
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>>6796208
No. I didn't.
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>>6796218
oh hey i was wondering where you went
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>>6796214
I unno man I'd rather have diarrhea than a shitty hemorrhoid.
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>>6796182
You have brown skin, so unless you prove otherwise I'll assume you are a bad man.

>>6796189
That might count for you humans because you are unpredictable, but a faulty code would be found while testing. Up until now there hasn't been any need to patch me.

>>6796191
You can't use robots for that.
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>>6796193
You did cause me slight discomfort with your attempt at poisoning. If I had a digestive system, I would surely perish.

I am more upset about being outsmarted by a human with seemingly low wit. Go now. You have a game to win.
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The Getbackers fuck up. The elephant doesn't give a fuck. Accel wants to fuck.
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>>6796203
>Santa ain't real.
Ha.

>>6796218
You too... Whoever you are.
>F. Oh well, gotta move on sometime.
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>>6796187
....
Yeah. I know. Why do you think I never sing in public?
>>6796218
Haven't I seen you before? Eh. Either way, same to you too, I guess.
>Nice so see you're alright.
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>>6796231
It's not a hemorrhoid
It's more that the entire need for pooping has been purged from my body.
maybe my stomach acid is so strong it dissolves everything?
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>>6796218
You may have perhaps added a little share of your own wonder to the holidays yourself.
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>>6796209
>>6796191
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>>6796191
>>6796221
That's fine by me! I had forgotten how fun putting up lights can be! It's a shame we only do it once a year.
>>6796218
>Ditto. Hopefully you'll come back to life at some point.
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>>6796244
The anticipation is killing me. I want to know what he got in his sack.
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>>6796259
Bruh it's either that or you have a massive log of shit that is forming ready to tear your asshole apart
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>>6796244
*sings low* O christmas tree, O christmas tree...

>>6796251
Because you suck at it?
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>>6796218
Carol? I thought you were a figment of my imagination for a little there.

>>6796243
Low wit doesn't win games, they win women over, but who needs that when y'have a pinup of Miss. Sonia up in your garage and a large set of tools?

>>6796244
We don't have much business doin' this. We might get put on the naughty list if we keep going.
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>>6796193
It's already completely useless you idiot, why do you think I brought it in to be fixed?
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>>6796131
Ginji: Ban-Chan...

Yeah, Ginji?

Ginji: Y'know this time of year drives everyone of us into shape, our hopes, our spirits, our dreams, our destiny is confined into this jolly bubble of happiness. That's what I love about Christmas, everyone sets there petty squabbles aside and looks onward to the future.
Those sort of thoughts costed us our last commission, remember?
>>6796244
....BAN!! WE FUCKED UP!
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>>6796209
I don't want to have to axe you again. I try to be fair and not instantly take the bloody route.

>>6796235
Perhaps, but what if a test was run for the wrong thing? You still wouldn't find the fault.

>>6796244
There's a bunch of you guys, so you can go ahead and sing my part. I'll tell you how far off you are.
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>>6796136
>Yotsuba reaches up and places the star on top of tree, even if it's a little lopsided
That's because it's so high up!

>>6796160
I can fold paper if that's what you mean!
>>
>>6796271
Thanks for looking out for me

I'll stay hydrated for when the day comes
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>Give Souda some credit for thinning the herd.
Mega Man really did have a heart. Who knew.
>>
>>6796289
>inb4 a trip to the hospital for the roto-rooter treatment
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>>6796294
>Skates coolly and far away from everyone else
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>>6796294
Whatever, I've gotten worse tongue than this. You can have your turn next, babydoll.
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>>6796289
God speed my dude. Least if things go south you'll have a bitchin story to tell the guys when ur drunk.
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>>6796294
Damn, that could be me making out with a doll and looking like a fool in broad daylight.

>>6796307
Nah, you two are clearly an item. You're practically married now.
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>>6796265
Throw 'em up and make it look artsy. People love creative Christmas decors, right? Maybe we'll be the popular how this Christmas.

>>6796276
Y'raise a good point there Wriggler.
Anyways, you're a gross bug thats overstayed their welcome.

>>6796294
No need to thank me. I'm just doin' my job.
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>>6796275
I see. Miss Sonia is your mistress or oyur idol? And you are a mechanic. Ofcourse you would have tools to fit your job description. How good are you at doing routine maintenance on advanced technology warships?

>>6796285
>Still the girl firmly sitting on her shoulder, she looks at the christmas tree in it's compelted glory

...It looks pleasing to the eye. A near perfect combination of colour, radiance and beauty. A waste that most humans destroy it after the new year is heralded.
>>
>>6796209
You're not old enough yet.
>Reigen isn't a psychic though..
>>6796219
>One day in during spring a few years later a bird flies through the cracked window and knocks over the only object in the room that isn't Kaito.
>A guitar that he had gotten as a gift from the women, he gets awoken by this and sets out with guitar in hand with his new found determination.
>>6796229
See? The tsun is fibbing.
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You'll get 'im next time, Wriggle.
>This is just a pleasant day in general.
Boring.
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>>6796328
O-Oh, that's kind of cool
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>>6796316
I ain't marryin' no fuckin' elephant, alright? Here, yo:

>>6796333
Drink to forget that shit.
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>>6796333
>Stays up all night waiting for Santa
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>>6796325
I know! It'd be great if everyday was Christmas, presents everyday and yummy food!
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>>6796281
I... uh. I don't know. Perhaps I haven't thought about that. But in the 29 years I'm around nothing bad has ever happened.

>>6796294
Those two guys probably uploaded a virus while they were near me...
>>
>>6796218
Feliz Navidad to you, too!
>>6796262
...
Still really jealous. I don't know why, either, I don't even know her. Mistletoe REALLY does to things to you.
>>6796281
Well blade! I'm glad to see that you're not turning to violence as soon as you can. My puns may not be the best, but they don't warrant death.
...They've been given Raven reviews!
>>6796294
Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad!
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>>6796328
Neither are you! You're not old if you get enjoyment from being mean to kids!
>He calls himself a genius psychic for a reason.
>>6796333
Hey, this is some good pork! Thanks!
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>>6796348
>>6796348
>>6796348
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>>6796328
Call me that again. Go ahead.
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>>6796349
I....I would like to experience one some day. The proper way that is. With a host of people around me that I trust and cherish. Forget about daily business and pretend nothing is amiss in the world.

>She crouches down to the ground, allowing the little girl to hop off

Thank you for keeping me company. young girl.
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>>6796323
Fine, I'll just go find someone else to fix my bike. They'll probably do a better job than you ever would, anyway!
>throws a centipede at your face before she picks up her bike and walks away
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