HG Thread I would pay money to NOT hear Fred Durst sing Jingle

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>>6796348
>Puts the Blue Elephant on the top of the tree in place of the star

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>>6796348
Dashin' through the snow,
Rollin' on with my ho,
Through the streets we cruise,
All the way drinkin' booze!

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>>6796342
That's something I think I can do.
>grabs the glass of eggnog and downs it

>>6796352
Nothing bad happens until it does. I'm not trying to rain on your parade; it's just the truth.

>>6796353
>takes a deep breath
Oh, I wouldn't kill you for that. How would you learn your lesson? I assure you, I'd keep you alive.

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>>6796349
I....I would like to experience one some day. The proper way that is. With a host of people around me that I trust and cherish. Forget about daily business and pretend nothing is amiss in the world.

>She crouches down to the ground, allowing the little girl to hop off

Thank you for keeping me company. young girl..

Post a secret about yourself
Hardmode: post it with your avatar

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>>6796323
That's what I'm hoping for! People will come from two towns over just to see our house!
>>6796348
Awww, come on! I'm not the nicest! I'm sure there's someone out there more generous than I am.

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>>6796348
This is gettin' embarrassing. None of us have the voice for this kinda thing.

>>6796325
She's my future wife. Sonia and I are gonna get married and honeymoon on the moon where no one can here her say she never married me. As far as advance tech goes I'd say I'm still the best with it. Not too many people here can work magic quite like me. What I lack in intelligence I make up for with my handy work.

>>6796333
H-He kinda reminds me of Miss. Sonia.

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>Fred and Pajeet both try to ruin Christmas, with little success.
For the love of fuck, stop fucking raping each other!

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>>6796395
Huh? You've never had a Christmas?! That's unbelievable and and sad at the same time!

>>6796400
I attend ''tea parties'' my 7 year old niece hosts because she doesn't have a father figure in her life. I absolutely hate the idea itself, but if I get to see her happy for an hour, I don't care.

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>>6796400
>I'm a boy irl

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>>6796400
>I still sleep with a nightlight. Don't tell anyone.

>>6796415
>It's actually just an illusion crafted from magic

>>6796426
Bullshit.

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>>6796386
>>6796273
Gee, thanks for putting it subtly.
>>6796333
WHAT IN THE HELL, KAITO!?
>>6796415
Don't...touch me.

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>>6796348
>>6796294
We've spent the whole day chasing a giant Gingerbread Man, when we've could of been making it big with a part-time job! Ban!

>"It isn't worth the chum-change scrubbing a dirty pile of dishes, we could of been stacked with delicious gingerbread."

...could of.
>>6796348
I don't want too, what's the use of singing jingle bells if we're not getting paid to do it.

>"We're freelancers Ban, we'll figure out a way! We're the GetBackers! We give back for a fair price."

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>>6796415
This shit's fuckin' dumb, get it out of here!

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>>6796392
I guess you are right. Other robots get faulty too, so why should I be exempt from it? I should probably get myself checked soon.

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>>6796415
>chucks the coal into a fire
Worthless shit.

>>6796400
I have shitposted my own avatars

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>>6796416
Do not grief for my past. I never had the free will to understand the concept of human holidays..Untill recently. One day I shall blend in with a crowd and attend a celebration. The one where children hunt for colourfull eggs laid in woodlands by a rabbit sounds..interesting.

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Raven and Carlos are fighting dirty!
>I would imagine Biggie won just by virtue of being more affected by gravity.
Those cookies were probably poisoned anyway.

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>>6796353
See something you like, human~?
>>6796415
Ka-ha-ha, I've never had elf blood before.
>>6796448
>She points her wand at it, then at Ash, letting it be catapulted through the air.

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>>6796431
Hey, I'm not gonna lie to you, you're singing was seriously awful.

>>6796448
Are you kidding me?

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>>6796448
Two against one ain't fair, assholes! Wait until my soul friend gets here to back me up!

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>>6796408
...I will observe your work one day, Kazuichi Souda. I am searching for an engineer skilled and trustworthy enough to regularly check my vessel for faults. Succeed and you will be paid to fit your work, fail and there will be no consequences if there was no deliberate harm.

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>>6796400
>I cry myself to sleep when i'm really depressed

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>How does an elephant wield a sword?
If he's using the sword for good, I don't give a shit how.

>>6796421
That's your secret? Shit, Anon.

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>>6796336
>Nearly a hundred and Kaito still hasn't had his first.
>>6796353
>He's a con man.. Sorta.
I beat up kids for fun, all the time, all the kids are beaten, yup.
>>6796358
T-S-U-N~
>>6796400
>I can't bring myself to take my dead cat's food and water bowls out of my room, I don't have many secrets though.

>>6796400
I'm gay

>LF

>>6796494
O-Oh yeah

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>>6796421
I have a lot of respect for what you do

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>>6796492
Ay, I thought we fuckin' had somethin'!

>>6796426
m-masaka!?

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>>6796400
>I have troubles getting to sleep without a stuffed otter I got from the zoo when I was little.
>>6796467
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?
>>6796448
Hey. Wriggle.

...How'd we just lose to a rat?

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>>6796474
Failing isn't something I'm really good at anyways. Now then, show me what vessels you're talkin' about and I'll tell you if I can do it. Believe it or not I've actually fixed ships here before, so this one shouldn't be all that difficult.

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>>6796437
Now that's the way to keep yourself in fighting form. Never assume you're as good as you're ever gonna be. Also helps to leave nothing to chance.

>>6796448
>watches as they tumble over the side
Ooh, tough sledding, guys. Maybe next time!

>>6796492
I'd rather not. You guys go ahead. Really.

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>Time for a Christmas feast!
Four out of five deaths here were caused by cookies. Don't eat cookies, kids.

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>>6796400
>I don't have actually have green hair.

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>>6796392
Of course I wouldn't learn if you killed me! Violence is usually never the answer, you know.
My lesson's been learnt, so there's no need to be throwing punches. Slapstick comedy isn't as safe as it looks.
>>6796415
...
Oh, boy, this isn't gonna be good. I don't even know her, yet this just happened! This is the last time I'm gonna come to a sleepover.
>>6796448
I guess you could say it wasn't all too sane an idea!
>>6796463
...
I don't know, honestly. You remind me of Dorothy Ann, but that doesn't mean anything. What's the tone for?
>>6796494
>What's the difference?
...
Wow, I was just kidding when I said you were heartless. How do you even sleep at night, with a nightlight?

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>>6796519
Hey, calm down. You don't have to yell.

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>>6796518
No, it's Kazuichi.

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>>6796431
Hey you promised me chocolate earlier!

>>6796447
>Grabs onto the tail of your shirt and starts pulling
You can have Christmas at my place and I'll get you a present and everything that you can open! We can then have fun during all the other holidays together! The egg hunting one is called Easter and the Easter bunny hides eggs for you to find and they have chocolate in them!

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>>6796472
Wasn't our fault you've stole from us, you filthy bastard.

>"Now we'll get back what was rightfully ours, we've spent our hard earned yen on these cookies."

The commission price for that bud is your life!

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>>6796530
I guess you could say that this bait was kooky enough to work!

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>>6796494
What if I told you I had no feelings at all for you whatsoever, I mean, literally.
I don't hate you, but I also don't like you, at all in fact.

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>>6796504
>Also you're dead.
>>6796537
I don't actually have a heart and I don't really sleep either.
>He actually does give a service, just.. Not really as advertised.

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>>6796520
>She points towards open water and starts holding both her hands open in that direction. After a few silent second a massive warship rises from the depts.

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>>6796400
She was 16

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I hear they still haven't found his body.
>Those two are unstoppable!

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>>6796524
I will keep that in mind. I guess your huge cyborg friend also needs a check up every now and then.

>>6796400
i wake up every day at 5:00 AM because i don't sleep very well, then i fap until i get exhausted to go back to sleep

>>6796580
>She

We both know better than that

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>>6796578
>Either way, he stills calls himself a genius psychic. There's no denying it.
I can't even make a joke about it, you're just cold through and through. I guess you really are just an icehole.

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>>6796546
Are you lonely stranger?

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Would the sleigh even kill him?
>I don't think that sacrifice will work this late in the game.

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>>6796612
Alright, alright. They.

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>>6796530
>gasps, chokes, and keels over

>>6796537
And I'm in no condition to teach at the moment, so I suppose we'll call it even.

>>6796599
Eh...that doesn't begin to describe it. Though, a lot of what happens he does to himself.

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>>6796400
In rl am actually extremely shy when I talk to people face to face. So shy to the point that there will be a silence until I try to force a conversation. But usually it'll come off awkward

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>>6796565
You're too late to get the cookies back. I've already eaten them. They're safe and sound in my tummy~

>>6796579
I can't see anything with that huge ship in the way. It emerged at the most inconvenient time too. Just our luck.

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>>6796545
I..I have to consider this carefully. I do not know if I can trust you that much yet. I do not wish to risk the lives of you and your family with my presence.

>Despite all this, she is smiling, the edges of her lips being in a small curve


((be right back))

>>6796627
You have a girly voice

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What the fuck, man?!
>You can't just quit on our games!

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>>6796530
...Thish. Is. Worth it.
>>6796543
It's just a sore point with me, okay??
>>6796545
>Still choking on raw cookie dough, she reaches in to her satchel and starts tossing out seemingly refridgerated Reeses', still in the wrappers.

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>>6796519
>Wait? What.. Did I just guess Rika liking otters by a coincidence then? I'm confused.
>>6796577
Well, I don't really mind, how you feel about me is up to you after all.
>>6796613
>But that doesn't actually make him one..
I love kids, but you're not a kid, you're a demon, you're hell spawn!

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>>6796638
My voice is extremely manly!

>>6796400
I really hate a lot of you people even if you don't notice it.

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>>6796626
Isn't he a liability then? Even if he's your comrade, if the does it to himself he is dangerous.

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>We have a finale coming up!
Let's get this over with.

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>>6796530
How...strange.
>>6796537
Tone? What tone?
>Her voice is almost unnaturally calm and serene.
>>6796589
This season...how childish.
>>6796623
Ka-ha-ha! I commend your bravery!

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>>6796660
The elephant got this.

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>The Getbackers win!
WHO THE FUCK ARE THE GETBACKERS?

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>>6796655
Oh, I'm not talking about what happens in battle. He's good at kicking butt. However, his culinary adventures back at the Tower don't always end well.

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>>6796647
Chocolate!
>tries opening the wrapper but can't quite get it
Can you open this for me?

>>6796636
Daddy and Jumbo will protect you so don't worry about that and my name is Yotsuba so now you can say you know me!

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>Congratulations to you two!

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>>6796684
My killers can't be this lucky.

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>>6796400
>You know what? Screw it.
>I unironically enjoy Hawaiian pizza.
>>6796626
I don't know if we can call it even, I'd just call it odd.
What was I supposed to learn again? Not to make bad jokes around you?
>>6796649
>So? He still has that title, even if he isn't one.
Is this because of my jokes? If you can't take the heat, you can just get out of the kitchen, you know. Don't need to be so rude about it.
>>6796675
You know, that tone you were doing before. This one~ It sounds really weird, and I don't like it.
>>6796684
Getbackers? I could make a joke, but it's not worth it. Congrats! Thanks!

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>>6796647
Alright, let's just drop it.

>>6796684
>FUCK YOU, GETBACKERS

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Thanks for playing, everyone. See ya next time.

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>>6796720
Thanks for the game, dudes.

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>>6796684
Welp... congratulations, you two. Thank you for hosting, TND.

>>6796703
Why's that? I mean, I don't know about anything you humans eat, but it can't be that bad if it's still edible.

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>>6796709
Congrabulations and thank you for letting us have fun!

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>>6796649
If that's true, then I would seriously appreciate it if you stopped calling me tsun. Especially considering that term would be implying something that couldn't be less true.

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>>6796649
>She mentioned it once in-character. I like to implement certain things like that.
>>6796708
>She manages to swallow the cookie dough, before pulling out another and showing off how to tear it open.
>>6796715
>She sighs sadly.
Yeah, thanks, Riku. I owe you one.
>>6796720
Well, congrats, whoever you are. Thanks for the show.

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>>6796709
Congratulations and shit.

>>6796720
Thanks for nothin'.

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>>6796712
Hmm? Whatever do you mean~?

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>>6796720
>second-rate mechanic in dead last
This game turned out alright.

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>>6796752
Uhh, what? No you don't.

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And winscreen.
>>6796736
>>6796743
>>6796744
>>6796752
>>6796755
Thanks for playing.

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>>6796633
Wait? How was that possible that you've ate all the cookies? Wait if you ate all the cookies, then that must mean I'm still hungry. . . and dead people shouldn't be speaking! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON BAN?

>"I fucked up, that's what's going on. My illusion failed."

>>6796684
WE ARE THE GETBACKERS! SIR! Haven't you heard of it? Our motto is "We'll get back whatever has been stolen" Haven't you heard the stories about the invincible duo?

>"I'm Midou Ban."

I'm Ginji Amano!

>"Repossession service with a commission rate of (Nearly) 100%!!! WE ARE THE GET BACKERS!!!"

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>>6796720
Adequately done, player and host.

>>6796712
Something like that, though if you just keep it to a minimum, I'll be fine with that.

>>6796743
He and Beast Boy can get quite creative. You should ask him about his famous seven-layer cake.

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>>6796684
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting, but not for not making any new Ragequits!
>>6796712
>Suure.
So I should stop talking to you? Hmm... That wouldn't be more rude.
>>6796751
Would you rather just have me call you mean? That's basically the difference right?
>>6796752
>That's pretty cute though, like someone being afraid of the dark.

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>>6796795
Call me whatever you want. But I'd prefer if you just called me my name.

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>>6796784
Y'should be glad your cookies were a hit with a hard working man like me. It means they're gonna sell big if you ever release them to the public. of course I demand half the cut for encouraging you to sell them.

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>>6796684
You are appreciated for your service.

See you another day.

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>>6796786
If he should ever show up. I think the green guy is the only one I've seen from your team.

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>>6796765
You're doing it right now! I don't know what you're trying to do, but I don't like it.
Maybe I should ask dad about it. I might need him to VOICE his opinion!
>>6796786
Then you've got a deal, Raven. I might like telling jokes, but I like my teeth more. It's simply the tooth!
>>6796795
>But it's not about him. I'm still a psychic.
You'll never get to listen to my awesome jokes ever again. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

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Dubs=Risk game

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>>6796752
>She watches as you open one and follows through with her own, she manages to tip open the corner
Oooo! I did it!

>>6796805
Mizuzu!

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>>6796805
Misu? Eh.. Fine..
>>6796836
I feel like I'll be dead by the end of this day though..

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>>6796633
That is my vessel. You are indeed lucky to behold it.


>>6796708
..Daddy? Jumbo? Are these individuals that are in your inner circle? I do not require protection, but..the thought is appreciated.

>>6796840
Assisting as hg is cancer

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>>6796780
I just get all ingratiated when someone goes out their way to not further a bad mood.
>>6796795
>Used to be that, too.
>>6796844
Good on you.
>She promptly shoves the candy in her mouth.

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>>6796858
At least you went out with a bang, right? Opportunity never knocks twice, just like Ms. Frizzle says! Consider the pros and cons!

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>>6796859
You're sayin' that thing's yours!? How'd you get ahold of something like that! It's fuckin' huge, and the fronts glowin' as well! That must've cost you your soul to obtain!

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>>6796873
What?

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>>6796836
Aah, I see. You mean this little note~?

>>6796840
I didn't think I could dislike you any more
but then you posted this

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>>6796832
They've all been here at one point or another. It's a rare day when you see anybody besides Beast Boy. I'm sure you've seen more of Jinx than the others put together.

>>6796836
I hope you realize the cavity of the situation. You should brush up on your tooth-telling.

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>>6796859
Jumbo is Jumbo and daddy is my daddy. They are really nice and they'll make sure you have an awesome first Christmas.

>>6796881
>Yotsuba begins eating her own candy
It's good!

>>6796902
I was assisting for Risk as hg is cancer.

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>>6796881
What, seriously? I guess I could understand that... But it's not like I'm gonna hold that over your head or anything.

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>>6796810
I mean, we've sto--

>Ban slaps Ginji across the head - "What my accomplice meant to say was: Yea--- wait what do you mean cut the demand in half? These cookies were ours bud, we deserve full royalties earned from our commissions! The slightest bit of pride have going for yah is working in the damn scrap HEAP!"

>>6796783
...I don't remember any of this happening, when was the last time you've laid on me so sensually Ban?

>"Shut the fuck up, it never happened."

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>>6796910
The image or the roll?
>>6796918
Either I'm braindead either I just don't get what you're trying to say

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>>6796905
Yeah, that little note thing or whatever. It's making me shiver for some reason and I don't like it.
To tilde the truth, it makes me uneasy.
>>6796911
I don't need your wisdom, you know. Canine just take this moment to say that you couldn't be any further off the tooth? I think I'll be fine without having to brush up.

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>>6796911
Oh, I remember her. She manipulated me once, saying that she "always wanted a robot". She's a criminal, right? Why isn't she in jail?

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>>6796881
>D'aww.
>>6796891
You're a frizzle! Hmph..

>>6796951
Fucking hell Ocelot. I was trying to get you dubs with my post so a RISK game could start up.

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>>6796979
I GET IT NOW

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>>6796844
Oh, Yotsuba. Were you good while I was away?
>>6796858
Anything is better than...that name.

>>6796990
At last kek

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>>6796894
You have no idea how close you are to the truth by stating that, little mechanic. You would never believe it if I blatantly told you how.

I will watch your skills and judge accordingly what tasks I can give regarding vessel maintenance. This is a great oppurtunity for people of your caliber.

>>6796917
I would like to meet or at the very least observe them first, Yotsuba. Please inform me where I can locate them. Trust is not easily earned.

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>>6796974
Hey, don't disrespect my teacher like that. You don't see me disrespecting your dad, do you?
Why are you so mean?

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>>6796936
You know what I mean. I'm the one that put the idea into your head. If it weren't for me you wouldn't be here thinkin' you could make loads of money off this. In a way I helped you.

>>6797007
Sure, sure. Bring it a bit closer and I'll do what I can. It's nothin' like the shipgirls I've worked on, but it should be kinda similar.

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>>6796917
Well, duh. It's candy, after all.
>>6796931
Hey, it's not like I'm gonna force you to cash it in, right?
>>6796974
>S-shut up.

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>>6796965
Well, it's not as if I can help it~. Ka-ha, it runs in the family, little human.

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>>6796965
You know, I think you'll be alright. Although some of those puns make me see a little red, it does take some quick thinking to come up with them. Not everybody around here is capable of doing that...quick or otherwise.

>>6796972
Because my beef with her is back in Jump City and not here. I'm even somewhat cordial to her, but I still let her know who's boss.

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>>6796999
This is nice then, but I suppose I'll stop teasing you Misu.
>>6797014
I don't have a real dad, but if I did he would be cool, not some fizzle.
>>6797030
>You're really only digging yourself into a cuter hole.

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>>6797028
I am aware of other shipgirls. As far I am aware, the arnaments and technology of my vessel is far superior to theirs.

Maintenance is not required for atleast 72 hours. I will seek you out when I am ready to allow you aboard. I need to adjust defensive protocols to allow you one-time entry. Unless being reduced to atoms on open sea is on your ''bucket list'' as humans tend to call it.

I also suggest for you to not antanogize the flock of seagulls that called my vessel their home. They are fierce companions indeed.

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>>6797030
>She finishes her candy and rids her face of any leftover chocolate with her sleeve
Thank you! My name is Yotsuba.

>>6797007
You trust me right We're friends after all and you'll be able to meet them at my house.
>She's still pulling on the tail of your shirt as if to take you somewhere

>>6796999
I was very good, like super good even!

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>>6796972
>>6797057
Psst
Who're you talkin' about?

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>>6797051
Then it's time you guys start slowing down, because it's really weird. Especially after that mistletoe thing!
It's just creepy, especially since I just felt jealous for no reason. And I'm a kid!
>>6797057
What can I say? It runs in the family! I think dad would be proud to see me carry on his sense of humour.
They may say that quality's better than quantity, but if they're all equally bad, what's the issue?
>>6797084
...
That explains why you're so upset over my jokes. Do me a favour and don't diss my teacher like that, will you?

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>>6797028
I'm confused as to what's going on right now, I'm just hungry, that's all that matters right now.

>Ban flings his cigarette off - "We'll buy ourselves some food later with the YEN WE'VE EARNED FROM THIS BASTARD! No. We're going to take this money! You can go walts off where you've came from, and it's not like you can do anything about it. We have powers!"

YOU TELL HIM!

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>>6797030
Yeah so... Later then.

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>>6797089
You...wish to take me somewhere? That is impossible. Due to restrictions in my programming, I cannot leave the vicinity of my vessel within a certain range. Critical errors are very likely. I need to know where htey are first.

But..I promise that I will remember and cosndier your offer. Is there any way I can repay your generousity?

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>>6797116
I wasn't talking about your teacher.

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>>6797100
>glances over
Speak of the devil. Nobody important, really.

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>>6797116
Kahaha! Why should I care about a human being uncomfortable~?

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>>6797088
I don't care about the seagulls. If they're gonna get in my way then they're gonna get hit.
That doesn't matter though. I've got what it takes to do this. It may be big, intimidatin', and way ahead of my time, but if I'm able to build minimaru then this should be a piece of cake.
I'll also be doin' this free of charge too. There's no need to pay me when y'could easily kill me if I ask for some dosh.

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>>6797057
Fair enough, but I hope you won't regret your choice by letting her roam free.

>>6797100
Don't think I will ever forget how you put that bracelet around me. Being controlled by someone else is the worst feeling. And I thought I couldn't feel.

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>>6797151
>>6797159
Jeez, tough crowd today. Is this your new boyfriend, Raven? Did the horse just not work out? So sorry to hear that. But hey, I'm sure you'll have a lot more fun with his cannon.

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>>6797148
But my teacher's name is "Ms. Frizzle". I know that fizzle comment was a jab at her.
And don't insult my dad, either. You're not funny.
>>6797155
Because I'm a kid, and my dad would freak out if I told him that a girl came up to me and started talking funny.
I wouldn't know how to WORD it!

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>>6797180
I am no ones boyfriend, I'm not Kaito. And my cannon is my own business.

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>>6797159
>suddenly wears the faintest of smirks
Nah, I haven't regretted it yet. I usually find it somewhat entertaining. Just try not to take your anger out on her too much. I might even come to miss the melodious sound of her voice.

>>6797180
Why do you ask? Did you steal her away, or is this your way of trying to say you've moved in on another mechanical man? I hope you've at least texted Cyborg that you're breaking up with him.

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>>6797136
Then we could visit you if you can't leave! You can repay me by having fun at Christmas, I'll get you a present I swear! What's your name?

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>>6797190
It was a jab at you, your jokes fizzle out without leaving any other impression but bad.

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>>6797213
That's probably a good thing. Kaito's waaaay cuter than you, anyway.
>>6797219
Me and Cyborg were never a thing. Shut up. That video is fake. You're girlfriend's a total creep, by the way. Bragging about how she's seen your insides.

fap or vidya...

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>>6797157
I find your bold confidence entertaining. Perhaps you'll succeed, perhaps not. I do not seek your death. Only your expertise. Your reward will be insight in unique technology far beyond you've ever seen. You will not understand it but perhaps it will inspire you.

Farewell for now, Kazuichi Souda. I must retreat to my vessel and resume night patrols. I would invite you to observe my machinery. But humans are not capable of surviving underwater pressure from a mile udnerwater without protection. Nor can they breathe like aquatic life can.

>She bows before the Ultimate Mechanic before her form fades away, small particles drifitng towards the vessel. You can see the very same figure re-appear on the bow of the warship shortly before the vessel submerges to the dark depts below

>>6797234
I do not udnerstand the concept of having fun. But I will try to for your sake. It is the least I can do. My name is Kongou, little one. It means Indestructable in the tongue of the Japanese. Maybe it is a good omen for our friendship. I will see you at a later time.

>Hesitating at what to do now, she gentle places a slender hand upon Yotsuba's head, ruffling her hair a bit

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>>6797190
The effect of your puns are lost upon me, child. Ka-ha, it's not my problem at all.

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>>6797157
Hey man, you don't happen to be a mechanic right?

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>>6797089
Rika, Rika Asakura. Hi.
>>6797125
Sorry about that. Later, then.

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>>6797089
Very good. hm? How do you plan to prove this? This is an entire ice cream on the line, after all.

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>>6797243
No, it was a jab at my dad and my teacher. You know you aren't better than me by insulting a kid that's having fun, right?
>>6797264
I get that a lot. Trust me when I say they get better and better!
It might not be your problem, but I think it'd be my problem. I think that you're trying to say something, but I don't know what...

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>>6797219
Ange is not programmed into my system, so it should be fine. But my justice module tells me to turn her in. Maybe I get a chance next time.

>>6797259
Whatever you say. And I bet Kaito has taste, so he won't ever get near you.

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>>6797263
...
Goddamn weirdo.

>>6797269
I am. What's it to you?

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>>6797259
Awfully concerned about cannons and insides, aren't you? He still thinks about you, you know. I walk past his room sometimes and I can hear him yelling "Boo-yeah!" from behind the door.

>>6797116
Depends on the listener. Some are more understanding than others.

>>6797301
Does your justice module tell you 'why' to turn her in, or just that you should?

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>>6797295
Y-yeah.. I'm done here, I'm.. I'm just going to go Christmas light looking..

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>>6797275
Yotsuba Koiwai, Koiwai Yotsuba!

>>6797278
Isn't my word enough?

>>6797263
Then I'll show you how to have fun I swear! We'll be good friends just you wait and see, if you're leaving take care and come back to play sometime.

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>>6797301
Please, I only go after the best guys anyway.
>>6797315
Pretty sure he does that all the time anyway. It's not like I gave him that stupid catchphrase.

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>>6797295
I don't have a sense of humor.
>She smiles in a way most would view uncomfortable.
And do think on it~.

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>>6797315
Then I hope they lend an ear to my side of the story, because my puns deserve to be listened to! You didn't hear it from me, though.
>>6797316
I'm gonna give it five minutes before you realise that you just insulted a kid's teacher and father all because he made some jokes.
No kidding, you're a pretty shameful guy.

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>>6797315
If someone's a criminal they have to answer for it, even if they just stole a candybar. Of course, in the end the judiciary decides how to punish them.

>>6797341
Then why did you went with the speed guy?

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>>6797341
Oh? What 'did' you give him? Don't worry, I'll get to your point about Luna eventually.

>>6797353
You say you're carrying on your father's sense of humor...was he a comedian, or just quick on the draw?

>>6797364
Of course, that depends on whose lens you're looking through when you determine what's a crime and what's not, right?

If you reply to this, your current ava will
1: Love everyone a bit too much for the day
2: Hate everyone a bit too much for the day
3: Bizzaro for the day
4: be COMPLETELY honest for the day
5: be COMPLETELY silent for the day
6: Lie for the day
7: Have amnesia for the day
8: lose it's powers for the day
9: REROLL
0: Become attracted to the opposite gender that you like for the day

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>>6797397
Let's get started

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>>6797337
Have fun out there, kid.

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>>6797364
Shut up, that was a short fling. I don't know what got into me then anyway.
>>6797387
I didn't give him anything.
>>6797397
If it'll change the pace of things, whatever.

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>>6797397

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>>6797397
I'll reply before I leave to get some things that'll give me cancer later on in my life, and when I get back I'll do it.

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>>6797397
Life's a gamble willing to worth taking, let's do this.

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>>6797337
I don't know, is it?

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>>6797397
I'll start tomorrow.

>>6797397
I'll roll for next time i are pee

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>>6797397
Before I leave, I will do this.

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>>6797397
Let's fuckin' do this.

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>>6797350
Then it's a good thing you came across me, because my jokes are decent!
...Ew! Are you trying to invite me to join in or something? Or are you telling me to go away? I mean, I would if I saw an exit.
>>6797387
He liked making puns, just like I did. He's a cool guy, even if all the adults groan at his jokes! I don't know about a comedian, but he's funny. To me, at least.

>>6797397

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>>6797397
>>6797419
And again

>>6797397
K

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>>6797429
>>6797419
>>6797397
I give up. Farewell, denizens of this landmass.

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>>6797397
Okay.

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>>6797423
>...Bizarro Fed Durst, huh?

>...I don't even know where to begin with that.

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>>6797397
I guess this will be my last one should I recieve an unfavorable result.

>>6797440
what gender are you attracted to now boatgirl?

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>>6797417
>>6797397
Uhh...what was I going to do again??

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>>6797397
>Rolling

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>>6797397
Lets do this shit!

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>>6797448
>>6797397
Today, I die.

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>>6797397
I suppose that it's time for a change of pace a shift away from the normal don't you think variety is the spice of life as they say.

>>6797448
>looses the power to fuck cheese
got any others?

>>6797444
What would your kill order be if you wanted to eliminate every competition for Honey?

>>6797460
you're finally dying Hoshi?

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>>6797397
...I'm gonna regret this.

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>>6797411
So he took it. Fair enough. Anyway...what did Luna say about me, and why did it creep you out?

>>6797427
That kinda leads me to another question...how did you end up here? I mean, everybody else is either a superhero, or a robot, or a 10,000-year-old monster in the body of a kindergardener, or some sort of intergalactic something-or-another. You seem like a normal person...whatever normal means these days.

>>6797482
Looks like you stay normal.

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>>6797397
Eh... why not?

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>>6797387
I just do what I'm built to. If the judiciary decides it's not a crime then I'm fine with it.

>>6797411
I bet it was him who ended the relationship.

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>>6797427
Hmm. I was merely thinking this would prove entertaining....

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>>6797492
Ever apprehended any innocent people?

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>>6797397
Fuck it

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>>6797397
>>6797454
Oh well. I guess it really doesn't matter, since I'm probably just going to pretend to "be here," and half-ass talking to someone while I do more important stuff on the computer.

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>>6797465
I don't remember having those powers.

>>6797468
I've yet to see evidence to support your claims. Continue pointing fingers.

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>>6797397
>>6797464
>Completely honest Bedman
>This isn't any different than he usually is, so reroll.

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>>6797449
I do not feel attracted to any gender because I do not love for the sake of reproduction. To statisfy your curiousity, since I am modelled after a human female and they usually are attracted to males. The rules of this little game would dictate that I am attracted to females now.

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>The blush in Jinx's cheeks seems to increase as her smile widens.
>>6797484
Ah, nothing. It was rude of me to judge.
>>6797492
We both decided it wasn't working out in the end. We just had separate goals in the end. I don't have any bad feeling about it.
>She grins like an idiot.

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>>6797414
>>6797397

>"To be honest being honest is something I can commit to quite easily. Your turn Ginji"

Better safe than sorry!

>>6797517
okay Hoshi.

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>>6797397
Rolling for attention.

It's not like I'm coming here tomorrow, but whatever.

>>6797517
How can one not remember jamming a whole slab of cheese up their ass?

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>>6797484
I guess I am kinda abnormal. For some reason, I seem to appear whenever anyone makes a pun, so I thought; "Why not just appear full-time so I can do it for them?"
Apart from that, I'm just your average class clown. I think dad and Ms. Frizzle wouldn't mind me being here as long as I don't get hurt.
>>6797502
...
Ew. Ew! Don't tell me you're planning on inviting me or forcing me to watch, because that's just gross!

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>>6797512
So be like an anon. Easy enough

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>>6797397
Whatever, let's see what I get.

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>>6797397

>>6797517
But are you finally dying Hoshi?

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>>6797397
Rerolling

>>6797397
sure fuck it lmao

>>6797521
>massages your feet

>>6797517
I'm too lazy to go through the archive but you admitted it earlier in December.

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>>6797536
>>6797553
>She brings a hand up to her mouth as she smiles widely
Cute.

>>6797540
I don't suppose I can recall anything that I haven't done.

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>Shoutout to TND for telling me how to act as Bizarro Durst.
Well, it seems as though there are no games at the moment. Ah, that is surely a shame. Perhaps someone shall entertain us, though I will not force them to.

>...I CAN'T DO THIS.

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>>6797490
>>6797482
>>6797397
I already goddamn am regretting it, this is nothing out the normal, I'm doing it again.
>>6797548
Ooh, you poor girl.

>>6797397
>>6797559
sure fuck it lmao

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>>6797548
>>6797549
>>6797541
>>6797537
>>6797526
>>6797522
>>6797521
>>6797520
Fuk u. Ur all reatards. Kys.

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>>6797522
Rude of--
>notices your sudden friendliness and groans
Oh come on, are you like you were that time before when you'd been hit in the head with a toaster and gone all namby-pamby?!?

>>6797541
What, you supposed to be in school, or something? Or you just here for the Christmas break?

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>>6797492
No, not yet. Honestly, the only one I've ever got into jail was a crazy scientist who for some reason always tries to dominate the world with the same plan over and over again. He never learns.

>>6797522
Probably because he was the good part in your relationship. A life of crime isn't worth it. I'll keep my enhanced robotic eyes on you.

>>6797566
Are you finally dying though Hosh?

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>>6797466
Horse, Miia, drown Suu, then I'll make some fish sticks and I'll probably keep Papi around for entertainment.

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>>6797572
Fuck you too, whoever you are.

Also, I forgot that this hellhole exists.

See you tomorrow.

>>6797580
the meme star is eternal you fucking retard

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>>6797564
Well, if you have not the resolve to prove your claims, then you should cesse pursuing any hopes to match me with Hoshi.

I'm confident in this because I have not said anything and if he has said anything on his end, it is not true.

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>>6797576
Meant for
>>6797508

>>6797583
>massages your thorax

>>6797590
Hoshi I don't ask for your wall of shit. Are you dying at last?

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>>6797571
...
>>6797572
I͓̪̬͍̝̗̠͠f̶ ̵̟͓̤͙̤̗I̹͝ ͖̫̮̖̭̝w͓̠̻͉̳͚͡á̺̣̺̙̞n̰̹̻t̸ḙ̶̰͇̤̰̭d ̯̠͚̤̠̼y̘͚̼̭o̘̦ͅu͡r̕ ̵̦̣͓ọ̭̬p͍̯̗in̡̟̳̦͚̥͇i̗̪͇o͞n̦̝̟,̯̳̯̪͙̭̮͢ ̸̱͇̭̝̼Į͖ ̟̫w̷o͉͖̝͈̥͘ͅu̥͔̫l̜͇̭͕̲̰̝d̛̯̱̖̲̱'̵͎̯̫̗̳͕ͅv̸̖̯e̬̣̺̥̭̮ͅ ̮̯̦̩ą͔̖͉͖̱͎sk̢e̗d̲͢ ͎̺̟̙̮͚͢f̸̼̹̲͍o҉r̠͉̜ ̘͠i̳̘͈͔t̗̖̯̲.̗͔
>>6797575
Just here for the Christmas break. I came around when school was over before then, so don't worry about me not being in school. I'm a good kid!

>>6797570
Now you can stop being a cunt.

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>>6797572
Oh really you think that your petty insults will phase me in any way how adorable however I do like men with additude what's your number?

>>6797590
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6697085/
there it is, you also got massively butthurt over the cheese memes here

>>6797612
OH NO
LORD ZALGO HAS INVADED CARLOS' BODY

>>6797583
>Forgot Lala
I don't know whether to be disappointed in you for forgetting her or to applaud your rp.

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>>6797593
Pay extra attention my pedipalps.

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>>6797575
Funny, I don't remember the toaster incident.
>She slumps one arm over Raven's shoulders.
We have so much to catch up on, Rae Rae! We barely talked since I left the Titans.
>>6797576
Maybe you're right. I did try to leave crime behind, but unfortunately it didn't work out in the end.

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>>6797560
>Kicks the anon away with such force that he literally flies above the ground, leaving dragmarks when he finally touches the ground.

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>>6797636
She's not interested in Darling so she poses no threat to me.

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>>6797610
It seems you have no interest in anything I say.

I will gladly stop.

>>6797621
Arguements based on assumptions. This actually proves nothing. I forgive you for wasting my time.

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>>6797627
Y̺̺̖̟O̢U̷͔̫̹͚̦̪ͅ ̹̙̰͇̘̥̲͞S̸̞̮̯͕̳͍̺H͈̜O̝̮̩͢U̙͙͚͟LD̙̮̗̻͍'̪͎̭ͅṾ̦͈̫̖͍Ḛ̬̮̮͎̩ͅ ͙̹̩͙̼͘L̞̰̬I̪̩̱̠̝ͅS͠T͉̘̮͈E͎̝̫͝ͅN̻̭̱̖E͠D̙̺͍ ̠͇̫͉̟T͖͓͔̙̫͟O̮͕͔ ͉͖̹͈ͅM͙Y͔̱̬ ̺͎͈̼̯̘̟͠P̧Ų̭̹̭N̖̪͎̣̠̥͟S,̵͓̩̜̞̪̳͙ ̯A̶N̻͍̤̕O̻͇̭̲͎͙Ṋ͉͖. L̢͓̪̺̬O̹͚͘O̧̘K̮̖͖̟̦ͅ ̫̖͍͔WH̪̱̥͙̠̠͓̕AT̙̜ ̡̣H̙̞̲̯͈A̩̯̣̹̣͈̪P̯̥̱͈̰̬̯͢P̵͖̫͚̯̪͓E̥̕N͙̭̺E̥̫͟D̨͇̼͎̘̖̱ͅ. ̣̯͈̙͇̥
...Oh, wait, it told me to love everyone for the day. Can we just forget this ever happened?

>>6797650
I don't think you're paying enough attention to her.

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>>6797570
Oh shut it! I'm perfectly capable on my own! Who the hell needs psychic powers anyway?

>>6797621
This is just you seeing what you want to see.

>>6797654
But are you dying? Hoshi, we need to know.

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>>6797658
I could always just torture her later if I want.

>>6797621
>Harasses with memes
>Gets irritated

Doesn't sound like Hoshi tb.h.

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>>6797576
Really? So I assume you're not the typical "fly around and look for bad guys to wallop" kind of guy?

>>6797612
Eh, you don't have to worry about me ratting you out to the truant officer. There's a certain set of things you can learn here that no school could ever teach.

>>6797640
>slides out from underneath it
Against all better knowledge, I'm going to humor you...to a point. Just try to keep the touching do a minimum...or zero.

>>6797654
arguments over Hoshi aside, why did you get so anally ruptured over the cheese shitposting?

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>>6797620
Number is 7 Fuck off cyкa.
(When does this wear off)

>>6797692
Because it's Hoshi. They both flip when accused of being the other.

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>>6797691
*to a minimum

>>6797689
wew lad

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>>6797640
Then you didn't try right. There is always a way out if you didn't go too far.

>>6797691
I'm not like that comic book spider. I have no time to look after other criminals if the old man tries his luck every other month.

>>6797639
>The anon nods his head in understanding, but is clueless as where they might be, so he decides to rub your shoulders instead

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>>6797667
I dunno, it's like a part of your body, isn't it? Kinda like how you got a nice ass, it'd be just weird if you lost it.
...OH-KAY, MAKING THE THING REROLL NOW.
>>6797613
Lack of sexuality doesn't make me a cunt!

>>6797667
>picks up

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>>6797397
What's going on in here?

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>>6797691
I've seen it for myself! It's a bit weird here at times, but it's nothing I can't handle. I'd say that dad'll be proud of me when he finds out I've been making jokes in his steed over here!

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>>6797726
>>6797397
FORGOT TO ACTUALLY DO IT.

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>>6797694
>No idea.
Oh come on I know you're just playing hard to get but if you don't come with me I can always just take you by force~.
>The bed's arms fold into giant buzzsaws.

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>>6797692
That is a rather immature way of putting it, but I accept it's a part of this place.

I thought it was rather rude and distasteful. I didn't realize at the time that I shouldn't be getting worked up over such a thing. A few talks with friends helped me get past it. I apologize if you were enjoying them, but I was not and I wish not to take part in it anymore.

>>6797702
Maybe because we're not, I don't think that possibility has ever crossed your little mind.

>>6797766
You both throw temper tantrums at Adachi for meming you, Hoshi.

I have good RP and never been called Hoshi.

>>6797766
> A few talks with friends helped me get past it
you needed to talk with friends multiple times to get over online shitposting
wew fucking lad