Hg thread
Bloodbath.
>>6783023
Let's say I'm Mokou then
>>6783023
Damn AJ... your ass is psychotic.
>>6783023
>Humbug
B-B-But it's christmas!
>>6783023
>strolls
>walks in the door
>shits on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
>>6782976
U should.
>>6782988
التبشير به أخي!
>>6783023
>
>>6783023
Already... Already this is turning out poorly.
>>6783070
Ren-chon want a juicebox?
>>6783023
This is the last time I'm ever going to dress up as Santa if this is how everyone welcomes him. I didn't even do anything illegal this time, I'm sober...
>>6783023
I SAVED MY BEST FRIEND FROM A SERIAL KILLER! IF THAT ISN'T NICE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!
>>6783047
Oh, that's quite alright. I think I'm one too many in anyway.
>>6783084
I saw you beating up a regular office worker.
>>6783023
Looks like I'm in reign of the deer so far, haha! None of you have one!
>>6783040 (Hiita)
Did I LOOK cold? NO. I'm still wearing shorts, dammit! If it was that big a deal, I could just cast a spell or two. Sheesh.
>>6783041
I want us to be a family again. That's all.
>>6783070
Have some memes
>>6783098
That's bullshit. He almost killed me with an explosive air bubble
It's real Santa isn't real.
Oh, just so you all are aware, we still have quite a few spots open in this risk game! I-If any of you wanted to play along, you can!
>>6782338
>>6783070
this is 4 u
>>6783116
What? People dint shoot air bubbles.
>>6783120
WOW. THE FUCKY GAY ONE CAN GLIDE ON SOME SNOW. BIG WHOOP. DOES THIS MEAN I'M FUCKING OUT?!
>>6783120
Oh, my, how entrancing! C'est presque romantique!
>>6783078
Already got mine,but thank you anyway.
>>6783113
thanks.
>>6783120
Muffet, do they work for you? It kinda seems like you would fit in with them, haha!
>>6783120
Looks like I'll have to be shoveling more snow in the afternoon... why can't it all just melt?!
>>6783120
...Hold a moment. What trickery is this?
>>6783120
It happens all the time. Dying so fast during these little trials. I'm very good at this. Maybe I should become a professional.
>>6783120
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THAT TELEPORTING ISN'T FUCKING ALLOWED?
>>6783137
That's because regular people can't see stands dumbass.
____ is a good ava
>>6783105
>You're not deny it you know. Another thing, you suck at lying and hiding your feelings.
>>6783160
Oh. Okay. I'll put it in the fridge for you.
Jeez, your internet drops off for a month and people already think you're dead.
The wrath of god made me chuckle. You ?
>>6783191
Shame you're not.
>>6783161
Dearie, I'm aware I have a very enticing figure, however I would never think of doing something such as this.
>>6783177
What are you even talking about? You one of those chuunis?
>>6783179
>All of Okabe's avas
>All of Asgore's avas
>All of Yuno's avas
>All of Hoshi's avas
>>6783197
Let us ride into the night on our newly acquired steeds!
>>6783179
A guod ava
>>6783207
is this bait?
>>6783199
I know, would be bloody wonderful but I can't seem to kill myself no matter how hard I try.
>>6783191
>implying you're not dead
>implying you're not actually haunting the computer to say this
>implying you're not a ghost fucking with us
lmao
Please take a shower already hg or do you want to end up like Jimmy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfy0AbPqmnw
>>6783204
What the hell is a chuuni?
>>6783191
i know that feel, bruh
>>6783207
bait
>>6783226
You know, one of those people who play pretend all the time.
>>6783190
Next time,for sure.
>>678319 7
What does that supposed to mean?
>>6783197
...I suppose that is quite an ironic death...ahuhuhu~...
>>6783223
>Was gonna take a bath in a bit.
>>6783179
Airi
Now can I get a kissu on the lips?
>>6783197
T-That poor house
>>6783191
>heats heatingly
>>6783105
Im having to worry for a whole place, baka
>>6783181
You don't know the first thing about me!
>>6783191
>Welcome back.
>>6783133
Arigatou!
ill keep it.
>>6783197
Did anyone bring drinks? Don't tell me that out of the four of us, nobody even thought to bring some refreshments to the party.
>>6783246
I wanna smell Muffet's BO
I did not read that slide. You ?
>>6783248
REMOVE RUSSIAN FAILURE
>>6783223
>Took one earlier.
>>6783256
Have you seen ANYONE here complaining about the cold here? Besides, what if Mizore shows up like this? You want her to melt or something?
>>6783235
>goes up to you and grabs you by the collar
I AM NOT BULLSHITTING! I AM TELLING THE TRUTH! DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR ASS!
>>6783248
>puts on pink wig
>kissus you on the [spoiler]cheek[/spoiler]
>>6783191
>huggu
welcome back cutie maido
>>6783272
Truly a relaxing way to spend time, isn't it?
>>6783256
>Pours a bucket of ice water onto you
>>6783257
>Just dropping in, using one of those crappy usb internet services so won't be on for long
>>6783256
So how is your evening hottie?
Post worst hair style
>>6783272
What is rape?
>>6783272
I already knew that... but thanks for trying to ruin it for me anyway.
>>6783191
Oh? So you're alive then? A shame...
>>6783257
>Then why are you raising your voice at me?
>>6783299
>rika
>>6783299
See: Yu-Gi-Oh
>>6783285
But she is a red head. You can't trick me
>>6783280
She'll be fine!
>>6783296
>Steams quickly as it hits her
H-HEY!
>>6783299
>Jojofag
Kys cancer
>>6783272
S-sorry, that was out of complete frustration. It took me an entire day just to make these two cookies and they're not even tasty. Frick, how did I mess these up so bad? I guess he could've just had them. Dang, I feel bad!
>he gnawed on two chunks that resembled charcoal
>>6783290
Wiggins?
>>6783310
Yes it certainly is~
>>6783305
A good question, but a bad answer.
>>6783332
No. Welcome back though!
>>6783332
just a friend who missed and happy to see you
>>6783334
Quiet, please. I have a long day tomorrow.
>>6783299
>No pics, but Seymour Guado from FFX and Ga'ran Sigatar Khura'in from SoJ
>>6783334
Hmhm~
>>6783334
4:27 am. Anytime now.
>>6783298
>blushes heavily
E-enough with the puns!
>>6783296
>I'm just glad you're alright.
>>6783311
Because you're assuming a LOT!
>>6783313
What? What's so bad about my hair?
>>6783324
MELTING is not "fine"!
>>6783334
How did you get your driving license?
>>6783349
Never.
>>6783320
i-i tried my best, soviet
>puts on white wig
>dies
Have you ever noticed cemeteries are the places with the most flowers ?
>>6783334
>he dodged every stomping foot of the reindeer, but the sled just completely squashed him.
>>6783356
>And my assumptions are usually 50% right! Who cares if the rest is failure!
>>6783374
Hmph, I was hardly trying that time.
>>6783355
Why? They light up a fire in your heart sweetie?
>>6783370
It's not like two hours of sleep would've done me any good anyway...
>>6783324
Hey, you just needed to cool off~
>>6783340
Well thank you~
>>6783346
... Godot?
>>6783356
>I tried to see if I could get a message though so people could know where I went but nope, nothing would work.
>>6783374
Agh... Diabeetus...
>>6783405
Bert knew what happened somehow
Rollini and music. A wonderful story.
>>6783390
Because that means it's not RELIABLE!
>>6783405
>No worries. At least we know now.
>>6783426
Fuck...
>>6783424
I left them a message when my internet connection was dying that I may be off for a few days... Those few days ended up being two months
Why would you ever do that Junko, is beyond anyone's understanding.
>>6783334
I-I would never do such a thing!
>>6783374
That's more like it.
>>6783426
... A melon gel?
>>6783453
I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with my role...
>>6783405
nope but still good your ok
>kissu
Tell me if this code is thrilling enough as I might use it again.
>>6783437
>Reliable enough I say.... well, with my standards
>>6783453
Hehe, Skippah won't believe that I'm a wise man!
H-How's this for a "wise face"??
>>6783475
On the edge of my seat, host.
>>6783475
There's no need to tell anyone about this I believe.
>>6783487
>kissu
>>6783475
I've pretty much just been playing games and helping people... GOD DAMMIT I WANNA KILL THEM!
>>6783475
I WOULD NEVAH! Christmas is the most magical time of the year!!
M-Maybe a bit more scenic backdrops?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q1Pvjggl5A
>>6783482
That doesn't count at all!
>>6783503
Feast soon.
So as a first-time visitor out of sick curiosity, do you all just roleplay a character selected for the sim?
also what the fuck does "ava" mean
>>6783527
>Only for you it doesn't.
>>6783518
Oh...
:(
As long as it's being used for Christmas at least...
I think, I'll turn in, goodnight everyone! It was a pleasure as always!!
>>6783518
Yes? Can I help you all?
>This event always trips me up every time it happens. F for /co/.
>>6783560
-Pick a character form whatever source, post in on a game thread and ya done. your choice to watch it die or pretend to be your character.
>ava means avatar, the face you use to post
>>6783560
We're all pitiful human beings and you should leave this cesspool as fast as possible unless you like cheap drama, hostile and over-the-top people, and one horrible storyline.
>>6783558
Better luck next time.
>>6783560
>ava is short for avatar. Most here roleplay as the ones they enter most, but RP is optional. You can just enter a tribute and watch it die or win.
Feast now.
>>6783560
No obligation to roleplay
You enter a character
You watch the magic of the simulation
You become addict
You lost the thrill one month later but you'll stay
You start to decay
You start to shitpost
You start to erp
You start to play hg-risk
???
Profit
>>6783584
why did I greentext that
B-B-B-befoh' I go, thoug, what do you all prefer? I'm off for Christmas and will be on more. Do you prefer I main as Private or Karkat? I have these other characters as well, though...
>>6783593
Sounds kinda fun honestly
Life sucks and I could use another outlet for distraction
>>6783560
>Many of us have RP rosters, so we just pick a character out of them and RP as him or her, during the games or not. Also, "ava" means avatar, aka the aforementioned characters.
>>6783600
>I do really like Private, but any of 'em would be cool.
>>6783600
「Private」
Final below 10 !
>>6783560
>Pick a character
>Enter games
>RP, if you're good you get rep, people live you, if you don't or you suck, people won't remember you, take you seriously, ir want to talk to you.
>Eventually you integrate into the community and you get to feel like you have friends here.
>>6783593
Seems I need to control myself...
>>6783600
>I prefer Karkat.
>>6783629
>*love
>*or
>>6783616
Well, welcome home, then, dearie. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6783600
Karkat is nice.
>>6783616
You're not alone. Enjoy.
>>6783616
>Eventually you might consider hosting, this is an optional challenge but it will cenent your worth in the community if done right
Is there a hosting tutorial so we don't fuck up hosting our first time around?
>>6783564
...I already hate you.
>>6783660
WHAT THE-
>>6783616
Welcome aboard faggot.
It's almost over
>>6783678
theres a hotlink thingy here that will provide pretty much all you need
http://hgtools.neocities.org/static/HotlinkingFix.html
>>6783679
>You say that, but it ain't true. You're just frustrated.
>>6783616
>Always nice to see a new face. There will be some bad times, but it might be worth it to you in the long run.
It's time for me to depart. Farewell, denizens of the arena.
>>6783618
>>6783619
>>6783630
>>6783650
WOW! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! A SPLIT FUCKING TIE!
It's evil oak tree all other again !
Final 2. Place your bets.
This should be easy.
>>6783711
Is this what it feels like being on the receiving end of this?
>>6783678
No, ask around.
How to be a-
Default Host : Ask around for basic tools, screen capping software, learn how the simulator works. Borrow codes.
Middle Tier Host : Add BG a winscreen, borrowed codes, maybe even a small code of your own added to the defualt, some commentary and a brand of games with a title. Ask around.
High Tier Host : Add BGs have a 700 event code, must be quality, utilize all necessary tools and different BGs for each slide by using CSS. Ask hosts like Shorty, Endo, Miku, etc.
Master Tier Host : All the High Tier Host requirements, word filters to maximize immersion, complex well crafted winscreens, commentary and building storylines off the events and tributes, ability to host and organize event games. Niche Hosting and Game theory. Ask Hoshi, Seth.
>>6783751
>Pretty much little Rika, pretty much.
>>6783678
Not really. Do a practice run or two
>>6783678
>Just dick around the HG sim to get a feel for how it operates, the options you have. etc. Then get Fireshot so you can screenshot/crop the days in one go.
>>6783767
You're gay
お めでっとう
>>6783777
Why not using the autocropper instead?
>>6783733
>votes for Kakarot
>>6783780
WHAT
I CANT SEE WHO WON
A Middle Tier Host is proud to give you this winscreen.
>>6783795
Thanks.
>>6783795
Hehe... what'd ya expect?! Someone else winning?!
>>6783789
>>6783793
Autocropper always messes to crop the last event.
No idea why.
>>6783778
>Only for the waifu... only for the waifu. Besides, BL and Yuri is king!
WOULD SOMEONE JUST TELL ME IF THEY PREFER ME OR THE FAGGOT PENGUIN?!?!
>>6783795
Congrats Zangetsu. Thanks for hosting.
You can all shut down your internet and go back to idle activities.
>>6783795
Good on you, mate. Thank you dearly for hosting.
>>6783767
...Screw you anyways.
>>6783795
Congrats, you, and thanks for the show.
>>6783827
>votes for Kakarot
>again.
Avas you want to talk to more?
>>6783785
>You can do that, yeah. I don't have it because I use Chrome, but Fireshot crop works well enough for me.
>>6783795
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6783830
Thank you for hosting.
>>6783827
>Yes.
>>6783846
Most, haven't been here much lately
>>6783846
None of them
I wish we would all fucking die
>>6783838
>Don't be like that, you're just frustrated. Before you know it, we'll be friends in no time.
>>6783846
>Parappa the Rapper anon. That was fun... and maybe some other people, like avenger or something.
>>6783830
>Thanks for the game.
>>6783842
>KAKAROT
TAKE YOUR FUCKING DRAGON BALL Z MEMES AND KILL YOURSELF PLEASE
>>6783849
I HATE YOU ESPECIALLY
>>6783846
Matoi
>>6783846
All the pretty girls.
https://youtu.be/AIoaiTwLk6I
>>6783849
Have you tried it tho?
>>6783893
>She throws an empty soda can at her.
>>6783846
LF's avas.
>>6783901
Likewise, dearie.
>>6783931
>No.
>>6783967
If you try it, you'll never go back.
>>6783948
Who does LF play right now?
>>6783981
>So what you're saying is install Firefox just for Autocropper.
>>6783996
Just for a taste. I don't see what the big deal is.
>>6783993
Some shit idol anime.
>>6783993
Nobody. LF left.
>>6784004
>It's not a big deal, and I can certainly do it, but I just never felt the need to.
No new hunger games?
>>6784022
I'm just saying it's that much worth it.
>>6784016
That's Okarin though
>>6784027
Guess not.
>>6783940
>Kicks it into the air.
>You do realize I am athletic... right? I maybe an Otaku, but I workout!
>>6784027
FUCKING NEVER
>>6783993
Some qt, but I ain't telling even if you guess it. Id like him to play Kiri again though.
>>6784030
>Okarin
>Girls
>>6784022
>I use firefox just for hosting, too.
>>6784038
>And now a wrench. A big one.
>>6784058
He waited for us to doubt him entirely. He's playing us for saps.
>>6784058
Is it Rin?
>>6784027
>If y'all can wait 40ish minutes I'll fire up Gorey Games. Maybe test-run Autocropper. Iunno.
>>6784027
You're the new guy, right ?
Forgot to tell you we're lacking hosts.
>>6784078
>Sounds good.
>>6784082
The new guy? I am new to /trash/ hunger games variety
>>6783912
Matoi? today i got a poster of her
>The pic is the poster
>>6784072
>She ducks under the wrench, dusting off her hair a bit.
>I don't understand the violence here?
>>6784082
He's not the guy who was asking questions earlier.
>t. guy who was asking questions earlier
>>6783812
>Yuri
>King
I think you're missing something
>>6784074
>>6784058
HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>6784082
>i would legit host all day if I could, but my laptop isn't dependable for really anything.
>>6784129
>King, Queen. Eh, sue me. It's still the best.
>>6784146
LET'S FUCKING FIND HIM AND HANG HIM!
>Someone to take my spot on Risk?
>>6784108
I'm grumpy.
>A full can of soda.
>>6784159
Nobody cares.
>>6784150
You and I are gonna get along really well!
>>6784149
How old is your toaster ?
>>6784170
No no no...
Seth's the one with the toaster
>>6784166
I'm sure someone wants to become the greatest leader in the world
>>6784170
15 years. All it really does nowadays is sit there and do... whatever it does. I ain't a tech nerd.
>>6784163
>Yeah, yeah... so, what are you going to do with that soda?
>>6784169
>Maybe, maybe not. Hey, I got someone's worst nightmare, in book form.
>>6784074
the hell are saps?
>>6784076
we've got a lot of Rins, which one?
>>6784146
Nah obaka can't escape my cursed eye.
>>6784216
>She throws it at her.
>>6783207
Gee thanks.
>Gladiolus emerges from his tent, once he's standing his full height dwarfs the tiny tent.
I overslept, wait I..
>He looks around to see it's already dark out and awkwardly rubs his neck.
I really overslept, ah well, I should catch up on my routine.
>He drops down into a push-up position.
Anyone mind sitting on my back?
>>6784216
How is that possible!
I can't read and I still like you!
>>6784231
>Catches it.
>You're not good at this.
>>6784262
>....I could show it to you, right now. It's every straight man's worst nightmare.
>>6784252
I could get a demon to do it, but I'm sure as hell not gonna touch you.
>>6784285
I KNOW.
>>6784229
Fate.
>>6784285
N-Now I have to see...
>>6784252
>Baki notices the man emerging from his tiny little tent, while eating some chips from a large bag. He chuckles faintly as the man hops into position.
Diamonds.
>>6784252
>ties some bricks to your back
>>6784292
>He looks up at her while commencing his push-ups.
I thought it would be implied but I meant someone a little heavier than a kid.
>>6784321
>>6784322
>There's a slight slip from him but he starts doing push-ups, very slowly at first but it feels like he's building speed while letting out in a slightly raspy voice.
That's.. More like it!
>>6784252
>Sits onto your back.
Now this is a nice seat.
>>6784292
>Might want to try a little bit harder.
>Throws the can right back at you.
>>6784317
>Okay, I didn't want to... but you forced my hand.
>She takes out her book bag, and reaches in it to take out two books.
http://dynastyscans.com/series/netsuzou_trap
>Be steadfast my companion in Yuri Love.
>>6784359
fuckin ay
16
>>6784327
It's a fucking 2d image, what balls?
>>6784327
74.291
>>6784327
2
Hanging right where they should be
Anybody wanna see me eat this broccoli
>>6784392
Yee
>>6784392
>eating broccoli
That's some dangerous shit, nigger. Don't do it.
>>6784361
>Thanks to the added weight of Ardyn's FAT ASS in addition to everything else he stumbled a bit but catches himself and resumed slowly.
What the hell are you doing here?!
>>6784367
Hehe...
I'll take good care of it!
Here's a favourite of mine...
https://nhentai.net/g/170015/
>>6784360
>Baki takes another set of ruffly chips from the bag and stuffs it in his mouth, his voice is muffled from chewing.
Hrront strain yur self now. Easy Going.
>>6784392
bruh is that weeeeed lmao
>>6784360
And? How should I know? It's not like I could stand touching you anyhow.
>There's a single pair of footsteps behind the man as a purple-haired, winged woman standing a good seven feet tall drops out the sky.
>>6784367
>A bakebake pops in the way around the can, before floating away.
I don't even feel like it.
>>6784402
>Uhhhh... I'll save this for a rainy day, thanks though.
>>6784436
>Have nobody told you're like no fun sometimes? I mean, really... summoning a ghost thing to grab the can.
>>6784442
>>6784442
bruh smoke that weeeeed lmao, get it in tuh SYSTEM
>>6784403
I do this every mourn-
>He interrupted himself with a slight grunt as he pushed himself up yet again.
And don't get any crumbs on my back!
>>6784436
H-hey hold on a minute! I already have a couple of things on me already, don't do anything rash!
>He definitely looks like he's struggling with Baki, Ardyn, and a bunch of bricks sitting on his back, though he's still doing push-ups.
>>6784454
I hope it rains soon~
>>6784462
ITS BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS
>>6784485
You're getting snow and you're gonna like it.
>>6784497
Cook it and pour liquid butter over it.
>>6784497
smoke date shit UP my nigga
we goin sky highhhh
>>6784467
>He shoves the whole bag in his face, as he finishes off the remains of what's left. He litters the bag along the floor and sighs.
I'd recommend you shut up while doing push ups, so you can ventilate properly.
>>6784467
What, you can't handle that? Matenshi should handle that.
>The angel(?) walks over next to him, and bows a bit to look at the man's face, a look of clear concern on it.
>>6784454
Let's face it, the last thing anyone wants to do is play a game of hot potato with a can of soda.
>>6784497
NIGGER, DON'T DO IT
BROCCOLI IS THE CANCER OF VEGETABLES
>The creature flips through several impossibly clean books.
Satisfaction...beautiful nothing, content. Kikiki. Doors open, azure flows, too far, too far, too far.
>>6784497
>Bust out the cheese sauce my man.
>>6784507
I'm Canadian, I'm used to it.
Plus I got this sweet scarf.
>A tiny girl rings the doorbell to the thread
>>6784558
You wouldn't happen to know a Ted Cruz, would you?
>>6784543
you shut your whore mouth, broccoli is the best vegetable on this planet
>>6784485
>I hope you're joking about that. Anywho, I gotta leave.
>>6784535
>You would be surprised what a lot of bored people would do with that can of soda. Underestimating creativity can be someone's downfall.
>Anywho, I am out.
>>6784573
>A tiny girl opens the door and immediately closes it.
>>6784586
>love broccoli
>can't stand cauliflower
>>6784524
...
>It looks like he's about to say something but all that comes out it an annoyed grunt as an answer, regardless of him being annoyed or not he continues.
>>6784535
>He looks a bit surprised at the sudden face in front of him but lets a labored breath out to remind himself of his current task.
You're going to have her sit on me? She can't be the heavy..
>>6784586
>broccoli
>better than lettuce
Get the fuck outta here, you shit. I've never seen such shit taste in all my life as a human being.
IM DOING IT
>>6784585
Yeah, his cousin lives next door and he would come over every Canada to drink maple syrup and and shit talk to local hockey team.
>>6784587
I never joke except when I do!
>>6784629
D O N ' T
>>6784589
>Keeps ringing the doorbell
>>6784548
>Before anyone knows what's going on Hibiki silently appears behind the mass of Seithr, it seems he's ready himself for an attack.
>>6784618
>lettuce
literally tastes like nothing
>>6784639
Step aside, child. They wouldn't turn away the president.
>>6784639
>She tries her best to pretend the little girl isn't there, but to no avail
>Admitting defeat, she opens the door
...I don't want what you're selling.
>>6784644
"Nothing" is better than shit.
You've lost your way, mate.
>>6784548
>>6784641
I don't think stabbing a pile of goop is going to do anything, you know.
>She reaches over to grab one of the books.
>>6784573
>>6784651
Eh, come on in-
Wait, when the hell did we have a door?
>>6784615
She's bigger than you, at least. Besides, looks aren't everything, right?
>>6784587
Oh, whatever.
>>6784651
>shoots you with my nails
hahahaha get buried faggot
>>6784635
I'll make him the Canadian ambassador, believe me. He's good company.
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>>6784666
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>He places his weapons back in their holsters, looking stoic as ever.
As a matter of fact I have hurt this.. Creature before.
>>6784692
I dunno, every time he came over someone went missing.
>>6784708
How so?
>>6784615
Putting on the good work there buddy, come on man you can push up a couple of more reps.
>>6784666
Heheh-
>A grunt interrupts his laughing and he catches himself from almost crashing.
Calling her fat?
>>6784706
OH MY FUCK
>>6784641
>The blob hardly takes notice, or just doesn't care about anything besides the riveting novels it's reading.
Can smell...can feeeeel. Power...flows...azure flood! Eventually, food, azure, nothing.
>>6784666
>A black slimy tendril pins her arms down while the other drags the book back inside its amorphous body. Apparently it's very possesive of its belongings.
Knowledge! Mine! Mine! Grimoire...strength, not azure, but strength! Never again! Never touch! Gigigigigigi.
>>6784655
WOAH!! You're the president?!
>>6784655
But I'm not selling anything? I want inside!
>The little girl pushes the door open and rushes inside
>>6784666
>The little girl points to the obvious door she just came through
All doors have doorbells!
>>6784718
Sometimes we'd find their bodies in a ditch somewhere.
>>6784741
No way, Ted wouldn't do that! He not some zodiac killer...I think.
>>6784706
Have you not seen the Simpsons?
>>6784738
What are you doing? This is my home. Get out.
>>6784738
Wrong. I'm the president.
>>6784738
There's no mistaking it, youn--
>>6784678
No, it can't be... Not here! D4C!
>>6784721
>It seems he's a little angry at the man on top of him, which is good for his workout for the next part he readies a single hand in front of himself and begins the laborious task of doing one handed push-ups, it starts very very slow with him having to catch himself.
>>6784763
This is going to be good.
>>6784706
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>6784763
Actually you're the president-elect
>>6784755
You're right, probably just coincidence!
>>6784762
Hey do you have ice cream?!
>>6784767
>>6784763
>She looks back and forth between the both of you, clearly unable to comprehend what is going on
There are two presidents?!
>>6784772
True!
>>6784781
I'm always thinking a month in advance.
Hold up a sec. I'm gonna go puke for a few minutes. I got this far though.
>>6784763
You? The president? Don't make me laugh. The United States has chosen me, and only me.
>>6784805
THIS FUCKING GUY
>>6784727
This thing is just a monster after all, why does Kokonoe want us to not kill it?
>He studies it's movements and dares to move in closer, of course he's very cautious about it using his drive and crows to move in.
>>6784805
Mad
Man
>>6784794
Of course I do.
>>6784810
At least you're not Crooked Hillary.
Wait, are you impersonating me?
>>6784768
One handed push ups, eh?
>Baki climbs off the man's back, as he plants his foot towards the mans upper back and starts driving his foot down it slowly.
Time over tension, time over tension dude.
>>6784805
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
>>6784707
Oh, that's right, your weapons are those armagus things, aren't they? Nearly forgot about that. Weapons...how old-fashioned.
>>6784722
>The woman practically leaps to a standing position, her face red in embarrassment.
>"W-what!? I am certainly not-"
Quiet, you.
>"I...yes...."
I mean you just never know with demons, yeah? Besides, you already got a bit on you.
>>6784727
>Rika unconsciously wipes her hand off on her shirt.
Ew. What's the point of a book that nobody's allowed to read?
>>6784738
Yeah, but since when did we have a DOOR in the first place?
...This plaace is weird, kid. You better get used to it quick.
>>6784826
Can I have some?!
>>6784829
My people would not have elected me if I needed to mimic someone else.
Where do you come from, declaring yourself the president? This goes against everything our country was founded upon.
>>6784850
What did you do to deserve it?
>>6784805
bruh, you bout to be trippin mad balls soon
>>6784817
>The creature either swivels its "head", or the mask just floats to the other side. Either way, it has acknowledged Hibiki's presence (slightly).
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Faint...azure faint, not here, not now, weakness of dreams, but still nothing.
>Disinterested, the blob returns to its reading. That must be a blow to the self esteem.
>>6784839
>Its mind being too thoroughly shattered to comprehend snark, it attempts to respond in the second best way. Completely literal.
Grimoire...knowledge. Knowledge...brings closer to azure! Brings to truth! Must obtain truth! Truth brings end.
>>6784830
>If Baki could see the man's face his anger would show through more than his straining muscles.
>>6784839
They only way you're making this harder is because I'm laughing, if you're going to do something do it already!
>It seems he has a mix of emotions because of Baki making him angry and the humorous Duo.
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>>6784875
So no ice cream?
>>6784839
I wanted to come over and play!
>>6784871
I won the fair way. Simple as that!
>>6784922
Not until you answer my question.
>>6784926
Not my president
>libcuck
>>6784926
Nonsense. My term hasn't even ended.
>>6784939
That's right. I, Funny Valentine, am your president.
>>6784839
There should be a saying about not interrupting an assassin.
>He sighs and brings out his little black book.
That monster's name is Arakune, it eats people unsurprisingly enough it lives in the sewers.
>>6784892
>Well fuck you too Arakune, you black blob of cum.
>As always Hibiki keeps his cool but looks over the creature's 'shoulder' to observe the books it somehow knows how to read.
>>6784939
You have a month to move to another country if you don't think I'll be your President.
So many people think like this. Sad!
>>6784947
Who let this guy in? Confiscate his coat!
>>6784947
>Throws you a dollar bill.
>>6784910
I could tell that you're obviously frustrated, exhaust what's left for that final rep. I'm surprised you've managed thus far, congratulations dude.
>Baki surrenders from continuing to torture the man any further, he squats back and absentmindedly sifts through some blades of grass with his finger.
>>6784947
Shotgun a beer Mr. President!
>>6784892
....
>Rika mentally sighs, and makes note of the blatant craziness.
Then why hoard instead of share?
>>6784910
Oh, fine!
>Rika snaps her fingers, and the demon instantly leaps up and sits down directly on top of the stack of bricks.
>>6784922
You...realize that we fight here, right?
>>6784966
There should be a saying about me not really giving a crap.
>She snickers.
Oh, like a normal-ass youkai, huh? Man-eaters are nothing new. Mask is kinda weird, though.
Never make a bet you aren't prepared to lose...
How are you people doing?
>>6784914
I'm about to get out of the bath, so 5ish minutes.
>>6785004
Post nudes?
Bump limit and image limit coming up soon.
>>6785003
Ay Ash. What went down my man?
>>6785003
What're you griping about this time? Kinda annoyed, myself.
>>6785017
We know.
>>6784935
But you said you had ice cream for me.
>>6785000
Daddy and Jumbo fight all the time! I learned some secret techniques while watching them arm wrestle and stuff
!>>6785003
HI!
>>6785004
Thanks.
Should I make a new thread?
>>6784971
I will not allow anybody aligned with your clearly unpatriotic goals to lay a finger upon me.
>>6784972
>Catches the bill between the fingers of D4C
>>6784994
Perhaps once this tyrant is dealt with, but I am too busy at the moment.
>>6785003
There are few feelings less appealing than being impersonated, I can say that much.
>>6785009
No.
>>6784977
>Having Baki get his fat ass off helps, but his morning routine is now combined with his later day one's due to sleep in, he lets out a pretty raspy voice.
No good, I still need to make up for today, just a bit more.
>>6785000
Huh? That wa- HRK!
>His face almost smashes into the ground but his muscle memory catches him.
Oh damn.. You didn't have to jump!
>>6785031
I did, but only if you can prove that you deserve it. I had to learn at a very young age that things are earned, not given.
>>6785042
Only if you host. Host a game!
>>6785049
Hah! Still got you, anyhow.
>"Terribly, sorry, sir, orders are orders!"
>Rika sticks her tongue out.
>>6785031
...Who the hell is Jumbo?
>>6785044
Killer Queen's first bomb!!!
>Click.
>>6785042
>Just got back to my computer, so I'll be doing it in a minute. It'll be the entry thread as well, so F5 the catalog and shit.
>>6785000
I doubt a saying like that would be known to anyone but people who know you.
>He flips a page in his book, he must be reading it but he doesn't seem to break eye contact.
Youkai? But there aren't any worse ways of going, not that I can think of.
>>6785074
Thank you dearie.
>>6785024
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I lost a game of Go. And now...now I have to follow through with a bet. One that is going to hurt for the next three days.
>>6785027
When aren't you annoyed? And I'v never been gripey before, anyways I have to do something that'sso out of my comfort zone.
>>6785031
Bonsoir little girl!
>pinches your cheeks
Aren't you cute!
>>6785044
Why would anyone even want to impersonate you? Are they insane?
>>6785111
Ahahahaha, finally got your butt kicked? Whattya gotta do?