tf2g my husbando edition

kill yourself

later

i wish i was your husband

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me too

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my fursona

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tfw bored

shut the fuck up retards

*shuts the fuck up and cuddles you*

:3

i dont want to be cuddled by a fucking drooling retard

i want to die!

what the fuck

*drools on your *****

i want to die!!!!! haha fucking END ME

i love you

and i dont want you to die

stop replying to yourself loser

dont get caught with your beard in the _______

meat grinder

can i grind my meat in your butt a bit

jubei is hot

ur hot~

still needing to die

lf tight butt2fuck

what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD4Sox7aWNE

Nigga, this ain't /trash/ fortress 2 like I was expecting, dafug dis shiet

it used to be like you expected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx9IwHoQKBM

good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_wYcwZGeYk
i like this song except for the lyrics

kill me until i die

i cant do that
i can only encourage you to kill yourself with words on the internet

semen

bump ":$

i want to cum on 26s face while he cries
i want to see my cum mix with his tears

oh

i woke up

fuck that's hot

float my boat

chokies

;o

on me

um

*puts his **** in your *****
*chokes you really hard*
*stops and ****** you*

>****
oh

* **** ** kill *****

* **** ******

^**** ** ******

* **** to ***** *****s face

* **** ** k*ss ***** and then **** *** ** *** ***

^^^
* ***** *** ***** ******

dotsy *** * ****o ** **

**ll x**

****

th**k*

**

*** *** *** **

**/**_

* ***** *** *** **** **

* ***** ******** **** **** ** * *** *** *********** ** **********

* **** ** * ******
* **** **** * ***** ** ***** *** *** *** * **** *** *** ******* * ***** *** * **** **** *** * **** **********

* **
** *_

****** *****&

* think ** should ** lea** u** s**e l*****s

>i think we should (???????)

at least use some letters

i*i*t

s*** *** f*** ** b*tch
* ** **** * ****

** me

* am * p*****t

*ow *u*e **h

>>6781358
What are these threads? What does tf2 stand for?

what am i

a dum dum
you are a dum dum

am i a dum dum

hehe you silly dum dum

i want to brutally murder the retard that always says """""""""""dum dum""""""""""""

um

please don't be a rudei

i want to be brutally murdered by the edgy ttf2g

theres two edgy tf2gs

im one of them

prove it

i want to be insulted and abused by both

i want to be verbally and physically abused by them

i started saying edgy things since waaaay back in the very first threads

i want to s*ay dotsy

dotsy could easily sm*te you in tf2

i want to d*minate dotsy

are you very dominant

im embarrassed to say

>>are you very dominant
>y-yes

*blushes*

im gonna lick that cute blush right off your adorable face

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i like this pic

me too thanks

us epic redditors

^^ idiot
^ retard

^ um

shut the fuck up
retard

:s

desu

i voted for reagy in the facepunch moderator election

i hope she wins

nobody cares

oh

you shut up I care about everything she does
and you stop doing that its dumb

>i care about everything she does
holy shit
i would post a picture with a person laughing but im lazy

*wipes tears*

do you ever even reply with something new or different
how can someone be so boring
no wonder your only friend is a tranny you know from the internet

*hugs human*
dont let him bully you
except if you like it

i want to *ap together with my tf2g pal

i did that with 26dollar a few times

it was fun

im opposite of uncucked

did you actually watch each other fap

no

nap

>>6792949
you are not me

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me on the right

i want to watch dotsy ***

i want to watch her dab too

@6792992
what

um

http://imgur.com/1wQx5lB

*does that*

what's your favourite kind of anime character

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let me post that picture properly for you since youre clearly too much of a retard to do so

i dont want to say

is god really a villain

human is autistic and not cute

ah just let out the big cum lads

how are you doing human is everything okay

hot
post *um

its all gone son

then post dick daddy

is anime really the devil's cartoon
is manga really the devil's comic

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I really want to fuck a pony.

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gross

human_in_the_filename.png

*cute pyro sounds*

huhuhuhuhu

i dont hate myself much

how would you improve you

im not sure

great answer

dotsy isn't great

reminder that human is jealous of dotsy
reminder that human constantly forces his """pals""" to shitpost about dotsy
reminder that dotsy tried to come to good terms with human and even tried to add him but human didnt accept because he's too autistic to talk with people, and even more to try and talk reasonably with someone he doesnt like
reminder that dotsy did nothing wrong
reminder that human isnt cute

hey dotsy

dotsy isnt cute

you are right

^^^
^^^^^^

^^
^^^^

d o t s y i s n o t c u t e

i want to see dotsy dominating and humiliating human in public with her huge cock

i love seeing dotsy getting triggered

dotsy is a sweet lad

but she is banned

http://en.genzu.net/sokan/?n=dotsy%0Ahuman%0Akiriikp%0Aanonymous

>fetishism friend
gross

:x

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me irl

are we really THAT

im embarrassed to say

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me irl

>try my name
>dotsy's sex friend
sweet

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me on bottom right

>try my name
>not dotsy's sex friend

aw

try my name

me middle right

>dotsy's cuck
lmao lol hahaha kek

me (kiriikp) on top left

attention whore

im the cute one

me bottom middle

where da team fortress 2 at

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threadly tf2

>put food into microwave for 2 minutes
>slightly cold
>put it for another 1:30
>burns tongue off

kill all microwaves

i want to put my penis in humans butt

hey dotsy

i want to put humans penis in your butt

you ruined the dubs chain
idiot

ruin me

s*rry

i HATE idiots

hi b0bby

oh sure you have dubs, but have you ever won an international LAN???

i freaking detest dubs -b0bby

what if we arent really alive in the first place
i mean in the eyes of the universe, life doesnt exist
its just a made up concept that some beings thought of to make themselves feel entitled and important
without the existence of universe life wouldnt exist either so universe is obviously better than life

reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep

im like above 14 though

I'm not gay, though. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

oh

me too

id?

I don't see what's wrong with going on Reddit. It's a place for normies like me after all. :)

my pals say im normal

@x365 what if you sucked my dick

i wouldnt

im watch narute

>>6795365
gee anon

universe is better at what

dont rudequote

universe is better at existing than us because we wouldnt exist without it

>>6795987
autist

i agree with anonymous #6795999

anon, what's more important, the hardware of the computer or the software

hardware ofc
you cant run tf2 on a calculator
software is created after the hardware, not the other way around

>you cant run tf2 on a calculator
psh
you can with enough fps configs

but anon, the hardware exists purely to execute the software

it has no purpose of its own
you get a computer because you want to run programs on it

but anon, software can only exist thanks to hardware

it cant do anything on its own
you need a computer first before you can put programs on it

but anons, you are both fucking autistic

oh yeah as opposed to posting "human isnt cute" all day
keep saying that

what's the purpose of hardware
what's the purpose of software

then we can relate this back to the original topic

the purpose of hardware is to run software
the purpose of software is to entertain people

what's the purpose of me

^^
then which one has the higher purpose

^im embarassed to say

sex

hardware and software both depend of each other
the universe doesnt depend of life
your analogy is retarded
now new topic: who is cuter, human or dotsy
the answer is dotsy

exactly
i mean exactly on the universe doesnt depend on life
not about the dotsy v human part
personally i dont care

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These threads are really strange. But you do you I guess.

>you do you
what did he mean by this

>>6796525
Shortened term for "do whatever you like", basically

its an expression
god damn idiot!!!! grr

you too *wipes sweat*

*holds up spork*

hmm

*perks up ears*

*fucking dies* haha

*perks up lubed butt*

who wants

baka desu senpai

The software serves a higher, while the hardware merely exists as a platform on which the software is executed

besides, programs are ultimately just sequences of instructions, you can write them just fine with a pen and paper, and worry about the hardware later

one could relate this to the universe and argue that the concept of humanity, and the purpose which it is meant to serve, could exist independently of the universe itself

*boops*

*slaps the existential crisis anon with my cock*
bitch

i want to execute dotsy

exec dotsy.cfg

i want to be turned into dotsy and executed by you

dotsy.exe

i want to open dotsy.exe and have my computer infected by dotsy's seed

i want to seed dotsy.exe so i can get a good ratio

i want to measure dotsy's cock ratio

>i want to seed dotsy
oh

human is a cuck

humans *** smells like apple sauce

it probably smells like literal shit

um

thats kinda hot

>humans *** smells like *um
wowq

*does the sleeping thing*

*fucking wakes you up with a surprise cock in the mouth*

hah

good night cutie

always remember that calling random strangers on the internet cute is retarded because they could be gross fat fucks

dotsy isn't cute

prove it

thats right
you cant

my hair pisses me off so much just by existing
i need a haircut and i need it FAST

good blog how do i block your account so i never fucking see it again

by not coming here you dumb retard

im not dotsy

oh but i still want to see all the dotsy isnt cute posts which are way more interesting than your hair blogs

dotsy isn't cute

dotsy is cute

dotsy is average

all dotsy ever does is play dota and tf2
do you really think he is cute

dotsys dick is slightly above average

i came to 26 butts

all human ever does is play terraria and the elder scrolls
do you really think he is cute

human doesnt play a lot
dotsy has over 10000 hours

literally incorrect

confirmed: dotsy is CUTE

dotsy isn't cute

i want to grab dotsy's cute butt and squish it

i want to rim dotsy's soft butthole

does dotsy shave her asshole
would you rim hairy dotsy ass

i want dotsy to suffocate me with his butt

dotsy how do these posts make you feel

they make him hard

i always love to imagine dotsy touching herself reading our posts
i want to make dotsy cum!

i enjoy a GOOD pounding

do you think we can get 3 dubs in a row

oh

god damn retards

check them!!!

dont talk about dotsy that way

shit

i want to C*DDLE with dotsy

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whenever i dominate dotsy in a pub im imagining a very cute girl getting frustrated

dotsy isn't cute

i want dotsy to dominate me in bed

dotsy is a sub

nice quads
dotsy confirmed for not cute

dotsy is a power top with a huge cock

^ dont samefag
your petty script doesnt make dotsy uncute, kid

dotsy is a weak sub with a slightly above average cock

post dotsy's cock

my cock is slightly below average

dotsy lying in her bed while we stand around her in a circle and cum all over her body

all while im under her with my cock deep in her butthole and my arms around her in a tiiiight hug

suffocation is soooooooooooooooooo hot

no breathing

i want to suffocate on dotsy's slightly above average cock

post id

why
a-are you dotsy

yes
now do it

but im shy >///<

fine
don't suck my cock

dont you like shy girls

i like d*** girls

dotsy doesnt like girls

i like *ea* girls

>real girls

fuck off faggot

i bet you like kissing them too

i cannot stop thinking about having sex

i came like 5 min ago too :(

my belly hurts

my throat hurts

i love hurt

i love hu***

im incredulously high test rn

same
i djus like drank a but and im alred drnk as fuck
it was jsut 1 can so idk man like what the fuck ka

wait i meant to say i dtank one beer
evenything is spining
im not used to thins

i want to take advantage of this drunk anon and &&&& *** s%ll%

go home dotsy youre drunk

oh mi ghod i accidrntly smeled alcohokl i thinkj im gona dje im so drunj omg omfhg

i really want to $$$$ ^

no wait i think the drunkeness is going away
that was fast

it was just one can i didnt think i was this potent
>fail the captchas 5 times in a row
time to stop drinking forever now

it*

also #9526 fuck off dont make fun
get drunk and then try to post something coherent
i bet you wont even be able to put your hands on the keyboard

ive been drunk to the point of throwing up and and i could type like a regular civilized person
at least grammatically speaking
so i have a slight feeling that you may be overreacting just a little bit

>>6799837
>>6799837
>>6799837