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HG Thread: I Did It All for the Nookie Edition

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HG Thread: I Did It All for the Nookie Edition
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first for armpitsu~
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second for banning anime
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The fuck is this shit? Shit's dead at 4 in the mornin', shit's dead at four in the afternoon! I want y'all mothafuckers to make some goddamn noise!
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>>6777648
This place is low energy from all the bans being thrown out by Crooked Hillary's supporters! Sad!
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>>6777657
Yeah, yeah, whatever Donnie. Just keep your hair on straight and look pretty for the cameras.
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>>6777648
I think it's fine this way. Things being quiet means that nobody is in trouble, and that makes me feel relieved.
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>>6777696
The last episode of your anime sucked.
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>That one theme in vidya that made you shit your pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00fY1guhC_0
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>>6777692
H-Hey, you! Aren't you the one who tried to eat my magical pho-
>The Magical Girl notices that he is still sleeping
S-Sorry.

>>6777701
You shouldn't worry about it! Things always get better later on, so just wait for the rest of the story! It can only get better from here... r-right?
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>>6777679
You got it, Fred. You know, I like this guy. Vegans, I'm not too comfortable around, but Fred's a good kind of vegan.
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whos gonna get 7s?
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>>6777696
Listen, babygirl, bein' quiet is also boring as shit. It's puttin' me the fuck to sleep.

>>6777705
>Out of awe or fear? Because if the first option, then no contest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz82xbLvK_k

>>6777730
Hell yeah, man. Healthy lifestyle for only the best!
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>>6777743
And red hats. Red!
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>>6777743
Well, I prefer things being boring over something that could cause trouble for others.
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>>6777760
>>6777743
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check it
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Smolgore should end his unfunny, miserable fucking life.
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>>6777777
/HG/ wins once again.
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>>6777777
Well done.
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>>6777772
>kissu
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Wow, you guys are even more obsessed with digits than the pedophiles.
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>>6777777
childfuckers btfo
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>>6777777
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>>6777777
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>>6777777
WASTED
>KYS
WASTED
>KYS
WASTED
>KYS
WASTED
>KYS
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>>6777777
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>>6777777
+1 for the home team
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>>6777777
Looks like I lurked at the right time
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>>6777777
Congrats.
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>>6777760
>>6777765
Love my ballcaps, man! Red, black, who gives a fuck? All good shit!

>>6777776
Oh, shit, is that the sound of haters I hear? Come on out, man, I wanna see your ugly fuckin' mug.
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>>6777777
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>>6777777
Now that's something really impressive! Good job!
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>>6777777
Wow. A thrilling conclusion. Let's get back to whatever we were doing.
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>>6777777
fucking wasted
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>>6777805
Jamina please host
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>>6777729
>Otto lifts his head up with drool rubbed on the side of his face
Sorry ma'am, but I'm off duty right now. Come back tomorrow or the day after that if you want anything. Until then let me drink and sleep as I please. I'm on a 27 hour record right now.
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>>6777803
>>6777820
>mad pedos
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>>6777831
It isn't them. Pedos always attach some autistic image of their show.
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>>6777817
Nah, let's spam the shit out of this thread with more reaction images.
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>>6777824
>The Magical Girl smiles
I'm sorry for disturbing you, but you should know that sleeping is really important! But I just wanted to tell you about the dangers of putting random objects in your mouth!
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>>6777777
Pearl is best girl.
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>>6777851
hey
hey you
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>>6777841
Great idea. That will definitely get us somewhere.
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>>6777864
Y-Yes? How can I help you?
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>>6777777
Nice
>>6777776
Haters gonna hate
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>>6777841
I like this idea. Look at my fox friend over here. Put... Put the cameras on him! You see? You see, they won't show him! The media doesn't wanna show him! It's a shame.
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>>6777873
ur a faggot
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>>6777875
Do you literally only show up to gargle Smolgore?
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>>6777841
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>>6777851
>Otto stretches and rubs his eyes
Drinking alcohol is only dangerous if you're in the bad part of town and have a wallet full of money. Lucky for me I'm not in either of those positions. Either way thank you for warning me, but I don't think I'll stop anytime soon.
>he sees booze off to his side, grabbing for it then downing the rest of it
I've drank plenty of times before, so there isn't anything to worry about here.
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>>6777888
ur a worthless piece of trash who has no purpose on this planet
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>>6777777
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>>6777894
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>>6777889
I-I wasn't really talking about that, but that's also a problem. If you drink too much you will get into trouble somehow.

>>6777894
I'm sorry but you're wrong. Magical Girls will always have a purpose to live, and that's to help out others! As long as I can do that much, I will have something to live for!
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>>6777894
OBJECTION!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RaG123x_wU
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First 36
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>>6777898
don't look at me nerd

>>6777913
ya well u don't do a very good job of it
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>>6777885
He is my friend
I don't want to waste my time arguing with an idiot
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>>6777920
Snow White
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>>6777920
Fred Durst
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>>6777920
Jinx
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>>6777920
Misuzu

>>6777921
I wasn't looking at you.
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>>6777920
Shalashaska
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>>6777822
>I would, but I have work in less than an hour.
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>>6777920
Initial D
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>>6777913
It warms my heart to know someone out there cares about little old me, but theres no need to worry! So far nothing has happened to me while I've passed out so far. I could keep doing it and my luck would be as high as ever!

>>6777920
Otto Suwen
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>>6777939
What a cute girl.
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>>6777920
Dark Knight
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>>6777920
Alphys
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>>6777920
Sorona von Hartellia
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>>6777920
Morrissey
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>>6777879
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>6777920
Yukine
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>>6777920
Nodoka Haramura
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>>6777920
meme expert
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>>6777920
Donald J. Trump
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>>6777921
...
I know that, but that's exactly why I'm doing my best to become the Magical Girl that the people around me need.

>>6777939
I have to worry for everyone, not just you! That's the job of a Magical Girl, but don't let everything be decided by luck! I'd be shocked if something happened to you after I warned you!
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>>6777920
Fujiwara no Mokou
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>>6777920
Kongou
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>>6777930
keep lying im sure itll do u well

>>6777970
nobody needs u u trash
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>>6777943
I don't mean to make you look like an idiot in front of everyone, but I'm not a female. I'm not sure about this place, but where I come from Otto is strictly a male's name.

>>6777970
Haha! You would be surprised if I told you how much I've gone through. Believe me when I say I've been around the block a few times when it comes to bad luck.
Anyways, why did you call it candy if you're not supposed to eat it?
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>>6777970
Don't be a Hetalia fag. Don't try.
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>>6777920
Lord Beerus
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>>6777920
Stocking Anarchy
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>>6777920
Smug Queen
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>>6777920
Annoying Dog
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>>6777920
Reigen Arataka
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>>6777980
I'm not. Really, look.
>She turns around
>>6777991
>She puts her hand to her chest very mockingly
No...you don't say.
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>>6777980
I'm not sure what makes you think this, but just because you say that they don't need me, thatwon't stop me from trying to help others!

>>6777991
I didn't call it candy. It's a device that contains the candies...
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>>6777920
Go
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>>6777997
Excuse me?
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>>6777920
Kongou!
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>>6777920
Senshougahara
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>>6778041
Is this a boy?
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>>6777920
Rin
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>>6777920
Kongou
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>>6778055
Pizza?
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>>6778031
I do say. Do you not have anyone named Otto in your world? I was under the impression it was a fairly common name.

>>6778035
Do you have it with you right now? I would like to try some of this candy. The egg didn't taste all too bad last time if I were to be honest with you, but I want something more edible.
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>>6777920
Hibiki Kohaku
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>>6777920
Quality Shion
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>>6778049
>The Magical Girl doesn't know how to react, so she just smiles
I-I'm a Magical Girl, and I thought it was obvious that I'm a girl...
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>>6778042
>>6778059
..This otherwise dull afternoon just became a lot more interesting.
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>>6777920
Illyasviel von Einzbern
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>>6777920
Enterprise
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>>6778078
You can never be too sure with all these traps nowadays.
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>>6778072
You're definitely the first.
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>>6777920
Shirou Kotomine
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>>6777920
La Pucelle
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>>6777920
The Tornado Of Terror
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>>6778096
Is that so...well, it's a pleasure to be your first.
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>>6777920
Blizzard of hell
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>>6778081
Go to work.
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>>6778072
It's not that kind of candy, silly! It's more like points that you get if you do a good job as a Magical Girl.

>>6778092
I can understand that, you don't have to explain it. I know that gender can be a confusing thing from experience...
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We have one one spot. Don't be shy people.
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>>6778118
B-But I still have 50 minutes...
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>>6778112
Don't make it sound weird, creep.
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>>6778130
Kaito the last spot taker, or the one that got cucked of it.
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>>6778130
Chicken-chan
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>>6778130
>One more*
Back to sleep.
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>>6778134
Oh.
Then spend your time getting ready for work.

>kissu
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>>6778121
In other words, it's your payment for doing your job. As nice as that sounds I can't imagine it being helpful when it comes to paying for things. It must get bothersome working for points instead of currency.

>>6778141
What's weird about that? You said I was the first, so that would make me your first, wouldn't it? There's nothing wrong with what I'm saying, you're just being too grumpy.
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>>6777920
Mind
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4 minutes for swaps or whatever.
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>>6778155
You're lucky, I feel like I'm in a good mood today.
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>>6778144
I love your artstyle, Tricky.
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>>6778112
>>6778141
>>6778155
>>6778162
Despite the look on my face, this is fairly humorous.
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>>6778160
Looks good.
The time has come.
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>>6778160
Let's get this shit started!
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>>6778163
Tricky should become a comic artist.

''The Adventures of Tricky and Booce'' sounds like a bestseller desu. Depending of it's going to be a children's story or 18+
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>>6778160
I have thoroughly inspected this, my entry is correct. Let us proceed.
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>>6778160
...My soul burns with the lust of combat. Let my blade strike down all who gets in my way!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6EVIF1Udqr0
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>>6778160
We are going to make OUR community great again!
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>>6778160
>>6778191
Would ya look at that. Same team. Looks like I'm gonna really get to see what you've got to offer in a fight.
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>>6778155
Well, I'm not really doing it for the candies. I don't think a Magical Girl should expect any payment for their work, or well, if I have to get something for it, a smile is enough for me!
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>>6778160
It begins.
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>>6778160
It looks okay to me.

>>6778162
You don't look like you're in a good mood. Your face is getting wrinkly and your eyes look like they have fire in them.

>>6778178
Kaito! Did you know I'm that girl's first?
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>>6778222
No time to waste.
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>>6778206
I would read a comic drawn and written by Tricky.
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>>6778222
Let's see if I can find someone in need of help this time!
>The Magical Girl skips away
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>>6778163
I ain't tricky.
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>>6778220
>Otto smiles at the girl, albeit a little nervous
Then here's your payment for trying your best! You'll make for a good mother someday with your caring personality.

>>6778222
Was that necessary to do? You could have told me to stop making mistakes.
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>>6778252
Oh. I love you Grimes.
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>>6778225
Yes I did! I heard it loud and clear, good job man! You know they day the first is always special.
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>>6778121
Gender is a social construct, bigot.
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guys yuno died
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>>6778222
Noone would be surprised normally, but this is a strange place where anyone could have won that.
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>>6778260
Love you too, whoever you are.
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>>6778178
I don't care.
>>6778225
Well, I guess I should say I *was* in a--
>>6778222
>>6778254
You're dead to me.
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>>6778254
O-Oh? I never thought about something like that... I'm fine with being just a Magical Girl, but can I ask about what you do? I know that people find Magical Girls boring, so I don't want to rant about being one for too long...
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>>6778279
Well, that was almost a yuge disaster...
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>>6778272
S-Sorry. I didn't want to offend you.
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>>6778279
I hope you choke on candy.
Is that veiled enough for you?
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>>6778279
This is inconvenient. A temporary field remedy is needed. Permanent damage to my Mental Model is unlikely.
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>>6778279
I hope I'm not a burden for you
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>>6778222
>Hibiki expertly twirls a screwdriver between his fingers before getting to work.
I'm glad I sought this kind of knowledge from Kokonoe, this outdated technological knowledge would be lost to me otherwise.
>>6778279
>Yet again Hibiki falls over, his last words escaping with his last breath.
I didn't have a gun..
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>>6778218
I got a lot to offer, honey.

>>6778222
A man's gotta look his best for the ladies, y'know?

>>6778279
Give me somethin' to break!
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>>6778279
I-I found one of those in the middle of the road, so I put it somewhere else! I didn't expect someone to go there!
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>>6778310
C'mon. Don't wanna be an easy target, do you?
>>6778281
Slut.
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>>6778270
I won't lie, but it's kind of embarrassing. To think that I of all people would be someone's first. There's no telling who else out there I might be the first for too. There's an endless amount of possibilities when you come from a different universe.

>>6778286
N-Now I know what you're thinking, but there's no need to get angry over something like this. It was an honest mistake, and holding a grudge over an honest mistake isn't going to help you in the long run. It's better to forgive and forget.

>>6778289
I don't understand how magical girls are boring. Are they fairly common, are are they all boring with no personality?
As for me...well, you wouldn't care, but I'm a merchant. It's not as glamorous as being a magical girl, that's for sure.
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>>6778279
I don't have time to fight the human
>runs off
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>>6778279
No comment.
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>>6778322
Only for my boy, Guzma.
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>>6778339
I never liked your memes
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>>6778279
Hey! That's not very nice! Scary dragons..
>>6778286
You know, I honestly would have pet you by now, but I feel like if I did my hand would melt.
>>6778330
You're my first Otto too you know..
>Kaito puts both hands on his cheeks and looks away trying to hide the blush.
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>>6778339
Ay, I'm a starvin' artist now, hahah! Man, that's a funny fuckin' joke, right ladies?
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>>6778317
We'll see about that.
>>6778348
Wow, that's creepy. He looks twenty years older than you.
>>6778339
>>6778359
I still have some leftovers if you're interested.
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>>6778330
W-Well, people think that Magical Girls are childish, but I guess they wouldn't say that about a real one! And don't say that! Being a merchant sounds fun! You can meet new people everyday!

>>6778339
>The Magical Girl is almost crushed by the weight of the ship
I-I'm not sure if I can do this for long... but I can't find any water to put this thing down!
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>>6778339
Only a fool would not abandon their shelter once it has been compromised by the enemy. I would be dissapointed if that was the case.
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>>6778365
He is. I can't wait to marry his ass.
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>>6778339
This... This was on purpose wasn't it?! Next time I'll cook...
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>>6778339
God dammit!!
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>>6778365
Yeah, uh...thanks, sugar, but I just ate. You got any booze, though?
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>>6778330
How do I know you're not lying? You can't weasel your way out of groping me, you pervert. If I hadn't just shot you in the face just know, I'd probably be doing it again, and again..
>>6778356
Chopped off, rather.
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>>6778348
>>6778375
Jackass will rot in a cell
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>>6778339
Sorry, had to grab the popcorn.
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>>6778381
>rubs wings
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>>6778400
I applaud the targets will to live and their survival instinct. It will not be enough. Open fire!
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>>6778400
Just...great.
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>>6778400
C-Can we do this somewhere else?
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>>6778400
Fuck, man, the music industry ain't what it used to be. Fuck...
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>>6778402
What are you doing...
Stop it
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>>6778356
I'm your first too!?
W-Well, I never really planned for this. I could have sworn there was another Otto around here, but it looks like I may be everyone's first at this rate...That's not a bad thing, is it?

>>6778371
Please understand that when you say girl people will automatically think childishly. If you want to be seen differently you'll have to say you're a magical lady, or a magical woman instead.
You could say that, but there's always the fear of getting ripped off, or not selling what you need to to make ends meet, and then becoming homeless. But that's every job, so this one isn't any different I guess.

>>6778390
I don't really want to say this, but why would I grope you if I could have groped anyone here? Please don't make me make this any more obvious for you.
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>>6778375
You're not even old enough to- Christ, that's messed up.
>>6778388
Nope, none of that. I don't drink the stuff so I'll toss any I find your way.
>>6778400
Pfft. Wimps.
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>>6778390
Oh, well in that case I could just have it reattached, it happens very often.
>He pets the grumpy tsun with reckless abandon.
>>6778400
I'm not saying you should lay off the sweets.. But lay off the sweets.
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>>6778409
How are the ships fueled?
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>>6778400
That blond Kongou and Ms. White are pretty good at this. Doesn't mean they'll necessarily win, but their chances are that much higher.
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>>6778420
>rubs belly
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>>6778423
Ay, thanks girl. Givin' the ol' Durst some gifts to win him over, aren't ya?

>>6778446
JUMP. DA. FUCK. UP!
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>>6778446
Just one of those days, believe me.
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>>6778421
But it's called Magical Girl for a reason! Being a Magical Girl means being pure, righteous, and beautiful! Well, now that I think about it, that being kinda childish is part of its charm.
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>>6778421
If there was I definitely never met him, though I actually don't think there's anything wrong with being someones first in this regard.
>>6778446
Huh.. I could just wait out everyone if I stayed down here, should turn the volume down though.
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>>6778446
How does a battleship fit in a sewer anyway?
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>>6778421
>You feel the aura get heavy around her
.....
>>6778428
one.....two....three...
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>>6778446
I don't want to lose anyone else...
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>>6778482
I don't want to hurt you. I really don't want to hurt anyone, but I'll do it if you give me no choice.
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>>6778482
Ay yo, bitch, let go of me!
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>>6778446
Get off me, creep!
>>6778463
Don't read into this. We're just a team.
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>>6778482
N-no! I want to watch this TV more!
>>6778484
>He continues petting.
Four... Five... Six...
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>>6778482
Jeez Jinx. Also, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that ship survived that explosion.
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>>6778511
seven...eight...nine...
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>>6778508
Even the game knows we're supposed to be together, babydoll.
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>>6778473
It's fine to be childish if you're a child as well. It's only a problem if grown men are the one's who view you as beautiful and pure, but I don't think you have to worry about that here.

>>6778478
I don't think there is either, but that girl certainly doesn't like it.
For what it's worth Kaito, you're also my first. I've never heard of a name so queer in my life.

>>6778484
Um...ma'am? Are you feeling alright? Your face is starting to change colors. It's looking kind of...ominous.
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>>6778518
Now that's conservation!
>>6778531
Alright, back off. If you try to lay a finger on me, I'm going to tear it off.
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and people though i couldn't rp
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>>6778518
That Kongou is scary, also congrats to Jinx for getting that under control. Oh, and at what point did you guys forget that this place is still highly radioactive?
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>>6778518
Dear lord, it's like Bill's everywhere!
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>>6778535
Why is that? I thought it was fine to be pure in the eyes of everyone! I'm sure that's also part of being a Magical Girl!
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>>6778499
u
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>>6778518
I don't really have a lover, or do I? I-I don't really know what to call her..!
>>6778524
>He keeps petting, though he's feeling a bit awkward petting someone for this long.
Teneleventwelve...
>>6778535
Huh? Really? I wouldn't say it's an extremely common name but I've met a couple..
>>6778551
No thanks, I'll keep watching tv.
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>>6778551
W-Why? I even carried y-you to safethghhllhhll...
>The Magical Girl slowly bleeds out
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>>6778551
Just like the election huh? Good on you Trump.
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>>6778548
Ay, girl, there's no need to be mad. I ain't gonna do nothin' you don't like.
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>>6778551
Ngh! You're gonna regret that!
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>>6778524
I'm in love with you.
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>>6778590
That's! That's for the terrible dinner you made!
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>>6778587
>pets
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>>6778590
I will never quit on this country, believe me. I'm not gonna rest easy until America is made great again and then greater than ever before!
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>>6778563
Don't you think it's questionable when an older man looks at a magical girl in such a way? If I were you I would be creep'd out just from me talking to you. I may not be an old man, but I'm old enough that I shouldn't really be talking to you.

>>6778582
More people who've visited here named Kaito? I don't think I've seen any of them yet, but are they as, how should I say this in a polite way...odd as you?
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>>6778587
That's just how this place works. I'm sure it was just business. Hey, want some popcorn? I'll send some down for you.
>>6778590
Oh, the Trump got stumped. Better luck next time.
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>>6778624
I guess boats do have a concept of love.
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>>6778642
But more importantly, when are you guys going to stop dicking around and finish this?
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>>6778619
Yeah one I believe, though that was long before you started coming around. But no, I don't believe so, am I really that odd though? You're not the first to state such a thing.
>>6778624
Ugh.. Sometimes I hate being built heavy duty..
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>>6778650
No time soon huh? Maybe I should intervene.
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>>6778650
If there's a hole in them then shouldn't they be sinking?
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>>6778617
>You pet a dead Magical Girl, who has no way to react to this happening because she is kinda dead
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>>6778642
Hey, didn't expect to find that. Nice.
>>6778594
You better not.
>>6778655
Why won't you die already?
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>>6778659
>carries away
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>>6778659
>steals blood
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>>6778655
There, not so smug now, are you?
>>6778657
No silly, ships are compartmentalized.
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>>6778436
Classified.

>>6778506
I am not a female dog. You should have your sight checked.

>>6778551
>>6778642
>>6778650
I would expect nothing less from my template.
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>>6778665
C-creepy..
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>>6778673
I'm talking to a ship. This is not okay.
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>>6778683
Who said that
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>>6778652
Your hair color is a little more than abnormal, and you're as cold as steel. It's bizarre to that a person can be so cold and operate normally.
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>>6778619
I never thought about that... But you don't have to worry about it! I don't look like it, but I can look out for myself!
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>>6778673
Brutal. Congratulations.
>>6778682
Template? Does that make you like her daughter or something?
>>6778685
Guess she got offended.
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>>6778707
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>>6778712
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>>6778689
Just someone who saw you drag a corpse away.
>>6778700
Well I can't help the hair I was made with ya'know, but that's why I'm always wearing such a heavy coat and scarf.
>>6778712
Congratulations Kongou!
Thank you very much for hosting!
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>>6778665
>>6778668
>The dead Magical Girl is as dead as ever
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>>6778682
Don't play those fuckin' games with me. You know what I meant.

>>6778712
Yeah, congratulations and shit.

>>6778715
Thanks for nothin'.
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>>6778707
>>6778712
>>6778707
That is something that I wish to one day find out myself. What you mentioned is just one possible outcome.

And thank you for allowing me to observe the template of my existence.
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>>6778707
>>6778712
>>6778715
Congrats, thanks for hosting, fuck this place, yadda yadda. I got better things to do.
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>>6778535
What are you talking about? I'm just fine.
>>6778582
>At the sound of ten she gets up and leaves.
>Of course, not before punching you in the gut.
>>6778607
That's a shame.
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>>6778712
Congratulations!

>>6778715
Thank you!
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>>6778737
No problem.
>>6778738
Then go do those things.

Bye!
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>>6778721
>kissu
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>>6778712
>>6778715
Yeah, thanks.
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>>6778726
And you are hopefully competent enough to know what I mean. If you are looking for a game, perhaps I could arrange a private game of chess between us?
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>>6778715
Thanks for hosting
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>>6778705
That's expected of a magical girl. Selflessly thinking and always wanting to help out, but what happens when a creep comes by that's really strong and he takes a real liking to you? Do you have the skills to defuse that situation?

>>6778712
How in the world did a boat win? How did we let this happen? More importantly, how did I manage to finish in dead last.
Regardless, thank you for giving us the time of day, host.

>>6778721
Made with is a very weird way of saying genetics...

>>6778737
So when you say template you really mean sibling? Or maybe you're in love with this ship? With way I've heard a lot about these things over the past few days.

>>6778740
Are you sure? You didn't look too happy. Maybe you're feeling a little sick? It's possible considering how cold its been getting.
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>>6778753
The fuck would I wanna play chess for? That shit's boring.
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>>6778763
I-I can always try to talk them out of it?
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>>6778738
Hey Jinx, it seems you were... Jinxed.
>>6778740
>The punch doesn't do much to him, he is made of metal after all.
You alright? That sounded bad.
>>6778745
>He overexaggeratingly flinches.
Ugh, stahp~
>>6778763
That's because I wouldn't say genetics.
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>>6778763
>She sighs in defeat
I'm not even going to bother explaining what was wrong with what you said, it's clear nothing will get through that skull.
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>>6778763
...The most obvious thing is that I am either a reincarnation or a modern clone of the template Kongou. But either answer would only bring up more unsolved questions.
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>>6778740
It's not a shame to have true feelings.
>kissu
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>>6778769
The feeling is entirely mutual when I am required to answer this conversation. My seagulls are more entertaining than you are, vocal artist.
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>>6778771
...
I'm fine, but know if Tomo was here, that body armour of yours would be toast.
>>6778781
It's a shame those feelings are for me.
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>>6778782
Seagulls are just dumbass birds. The fuck you gonna watch 'em do, steal food from people at the beach? Shit on 'em, too?
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>>6778721
Not creepy at all!
>>6778725
>performs CPR
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>>6778793
I have not amused the idea of having them defecate on the heads of people I do not like. Thank you for the suggestion.
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>>6778770
Too late. While you were thinking of what to do they've already taken advantage of you, turning you into an impure magic girl. It's game over and you've got no more continues.

>>6778771
You...wouldn't? Odd, but I guess you're one of those anti-science people. It's been a long time since I've seen one of you guys around here.

>>6778772
I know what's wrong. I mistook your butt for bread and I grabbed it thinking I could eat it later. I said I was sorry, but maybe that's not enough for you.
>Otto hops into the back of the wagon that's parked nearby and comes out as quickly as he jumped in
Here, take this as my repentance.
>Otto hands the girl a bag full of what look like apples

>>6778773
Uh-huh, a clone of a ship.
Ah, I get it! You're a loon!
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>>6778813
That's what seagulls do, though! Don't you ever see 'em at the beach?!
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>>6778820
If you were asking questions only for you to dismiss them and declare me a lunatic, why ask them at all? For your own petty amusement?
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>>6778789
Something like that would kill me before it destroyed my 'armor', do you need some ice though? You really should have stuck with the chopping instead.
>>6778808
It is definitely creepy!
>>6778820
Haha, anti-science. That's not the case though, I have all the modern conveniences a normal person would have.
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Good afternoon everyone.
>She drops her bags on the ground and takes a seat on top of one of them.
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>>6778842
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>>6778842
>kissus
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>>6778820
>The bag drops immediately to the floor
What th-- what are these, apples? What am I supposed to do with these? I can't even carry them.
>>6778838
Something like what, Tomo? Do you know Tomo? Forget that. If you do, I want you to never step a foot near her, understand me?
>>6778842
Yeah, hey.
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>>6778828
I spend 95% of my spare time on the open sea. Doesthat answer your question?
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>>6778842
Ay, girl, what'cha carryin'?

>>6778863
Well that mean you gotta have been close to a beach at some point!
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>>6778863
MAN O WAR!
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>>6778856
Yes?
>>6778857
Stop that.
>>6778858
I don't think we've met yet, I'm Yuubari.
>>6778891
Weapons, money and supplies for camping here.
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>>6778858
Huh? You may have misunderstood me, I meant more of the 'toast' part, I thought that meant it had something to do with fire or heat... Though you seem pretty attached to whoever that is.
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>>6778913
Misuzu. It's...nice to meet you, I guess. I'm Misuzu.
>>6778919
Was it that obvious? She's been my best friend since we were kids.
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>>6778891
The last time I was on a sandy beack is more than 3 sun years ago. And it was not for the observation of local wildlife.

>>6778894
Very toxic when they touch the skin of humans. But their collective symbiotism is..intrigueing.

>>6778913
You have brought enough supplies to last a generation here. You are far stronger than a normal human female should be. What are you?
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>>6778932
>I know notice my mistake. Oops
>>
I summon
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>>6778838
Modern conveniences...a normal person...?
What are you trying to tell me? I know you're not normal, but now you're saying all this weird stuff to me. It's almost like you're some kind of alien...

>>6778833
Not at all miss! I couldn't help but ask you about this ship.
You see, people have been claiming I'm on a ship recently. I don't get it much, but they're claiming I'm on a ship with different girls, and it's troubling. When you mentioned that ship was one of your siblings I've been thinking you may be this ship people have been talking about.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is...er, how many people are on you, excluding me?

>>6778842
>Otto eyes up all the stuff the lady brought into the area
Could it be that...n-no, there's no way!

>>6778858
Apples? No! They're appas! They're for you since you seem to be in a bad mood. It may not be much, but they'll stop you from starving to death!
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>>6778957
What the hell is an appa?
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>>6778948
>know
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>>6778970
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>>6778967
It's a red fruit. Appa's are pretty common, so asking me what they are makes you sound weird.
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>>6778932
Nice to meet you too. Would you by chance know when Ms. Madaraki would be here?
>>6778944
It's hardly that much, but I'm a light cruiser.
>>6778957
What? Is something wrong?
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>>6778932
For some reason I picture you as the, 'Stay away from my dear friend of I'll kill you' type.
>>6778957
Well, technically I am since we're from different worlds but... Haha, this is actually pretty funny.
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>>6778913
Sounds like you brought a lotta shit.

>>6778944
Wait, then where the fuck are you gettin' these damn seagulls from?
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>>6778989
And how do I know they're not just apples with a different name? Sounds like something a cheeky merchant would try.
>>6778995
I'm sorry, but I'm not even sure who that is. Does she come here often?
>>6778996
What was your first clue? In any case, you're definitely right. I don't think I have the strength to kill anyone, but if anyone laid a hand on her, I sure as hell would try.
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>>6778995
You wouldn't happen to be a merchant, would you? Looking at all the stuff you brought in as well as the amount of green you have on really makes you look like a merchant.

>>6778996
Well then Kaito, I'm going to need you to, uhm, cut the shit. Tell me what you're really trying to say.

>>6779017
I don't even know what an apple is, but these are one hundred percent authentic appas. It's not as though I'm selling these to you, so why would the name matter? All you need to know is that they're tasty and juicy.
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>>6778999
That I did. Why the interest?
>>6779017
I'm not really sure, but I have business with her. Thank you anyway.
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>>6778278
That's tragic.
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>>6779046
Oh, no. I'm not a merchant, I just have all this stuff for my own use. Why are you looking for a merchant?
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>>6779046
>Despite her scepticism, she takes one and takes a small bite
...I've definitely had worse. How much do you sell these for, anyway?
>>6779048
What kind of business, if you don't mind me asking?
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>>6778278
Which one?
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>>6779017
I have an idea about that, but I'll have to tell you in a bit, something kind of important came up.
>>6779046
O-oh... Alright, I'll tell you.. I.. I...
>He checks his watch.
I have to go.
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>>6779092
>>6779092
>>6779092
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>>6778995
...I see. You must be an envoy of a Fleet that never sought contact with us before. I am the Mental Model of Kongou. Flagship of the First Oriental

>>6778957
...I am starting to wonder who really is stark raving mad here. I have three sisters. None of them are present here. I am also not close enough to anyone here to let them board my vessel.

>>6778999
I didn't. They showed up one by one. I suspect a few breeding pairs started nesting in the nooks and crannies of my vessel.


>Kongou
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>>6779048
>kissus tum
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