Hunger Games Thread Bump Limit Liberation Edition

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>>6773737
We've been getting excitement for hundreds of years now. it's time for some peace and quiet between our kinds.

>>6773745
You're like, what? Ten? Please don't make such inane statements.
>A soft smile appears on her face as she seems to relax.
Very well, then. Do your best to subdue me. I highly doubt someone with your capabilities could even come close to hitting me.

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>>6773746 (Belarus?)
But he's RUSSIA. You seem to be forgetting that small detail - he's motherf--king RUSSIA. I might hate him, but goddamn, if he isn't a badass! He's so awesome he eats soup with chopsticks!
Uh-huh. Why? It's a lot of factors, but I'd say that time's cruel. Really cruel. I heard Time stole from the cookie jar once. In all seriousness, I guess it's the weapons all around us. It's bound to happen.

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>>6773745 (Akko)
Hmm? Looking for a stake~?
>She flaps once, darting back a foot or two.
>>6773769
Hmm...buuut I've been bored for hundreds of years, I have! It's not like I can be blamed, right?

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>>6773769
would you rather get hammer tossed once a week, every week, for the rest of your life

OR

have everything you eat taste very strongly of garlic

>>6773794
I like garlic. I actually eat a clove every day.

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>>6773769
Ten?! Did you just call me ten!? You know what ten is! That's twice the number of fingers I need to give you a good cooking! I haven't had roast snake before!

...but I think my dad would like that sort of country food... I'll have something from the kids menu...

>>6773782
Just stand still! I'm looking for one!

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>>6773732
Teto Kasane! I'ma vo-something loid, I don't really know. I'll get you some garlic bread pronto! And I'll post this here too!

>>6773778
What? With chopsticks? I've never seen thst. I thought he never eat anything with chopsticks, besides sushi.
Cruel time? Well, yeah, there is a war in the Middle East, but... is it really has something to do with America? Or you meant something else?

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>>6773803
>She moves back up once again, grabbing at the witch's shoulder
Now why would I let you do that, huh~? Oh, and...you're wrong about them working, kehehe.

>>6773761
>making threads at bump limit and not image limit
this is why you're a retard, hoshi

>>6773800
like, overpoweringly garlic-y

sensory dampening levels of garlic

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>>6773810
Well jeez, you think a stake through the heart would kill somebody. They teach us two things about vampires, one, you stab them with a stake, they lie, and two they lie!

>>6773813
Hmmmm... I haven't ever gotten to that state with garlic. Only salt.

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>>6773745
>she plays along with it.
Right..so whats a kid like you doing out here.
>>6773737
I am only human after all countess.

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>>6773812
Sorry our threads are killing your fetish threads, you fucking degenerate. Like I'd let HG sink under the cancer. Keep falseflagging.

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>>6773808
Yes, with chopsticks. Russia's just so amazing he eats soup with chopsticks. In fact, when he tells time, time obeys. He's an enigma, one we won't ever understand...
I meant, like, within America. A lot of problems within the states and the country as a whole, like hate crimes and the such. That's a huge problem.

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>>6773817
Hmpf. You'd have to destroy me completely, silly.
And just who'd you hear that last part from huh, huh?
>>6773821
Countess?
>She snickers to herself.
What makes you think I'm royalty?

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>>6773782
If you don't wish for the conflict that's been going on for longer than you've lived to finally end, I cannot fault you for attacking these humans, no.

>>6773794
I highly doubt anyone could do that to me, let alone come close to me with such an intent.

>>6773803
Or, you could not cook me, and I could bake you some of my favourite glazed muffins. How does that sound as an alternative?

>>6773806
I'll be here, waiting for my delicacy to arrive. You, uhh, charge anything for that? I'm afraid I don't have much money on me.

>>6773817
>kissu

>>6773822
>implying it's not because you're struggling to feel relevant, so need to make threads before everybody else to feel like you are

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>>6773821
I would like to be called a witch, thank you. I believe I've earned my title like my hat and wand.

I also don't know where this place is, I think I've been here a few times, but still, I'm trying to remember my way back.

>>6773826
It's pretty obvious! Your words go against the knowledge and teachings of thousands of years of great witches past! I will not let their honor be tarnished by a deceiving underwhelming vampire like you!

...If it doesn't kill you, we'll just have to prove it and see. Now help me find a stake...

>>6773828
I don't belong in a muffin! You put humans in muffins? That's disgusting! You'd name them M-meat Muffins or something. Horrible stuff!

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>>6773828
well luka was able to heft you when you leapt upon him at the haunted mansion

how heavy could a really big snek be?

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>>6773838
Exactly, thanks for the (You), you dumb fuck.

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>>6773828
Hmm? At least I keep the unprovoked stuff here in the games right, right? I couldn't care less if it's life-or-death conflict or not, I just want some fun~.
>>6773841
All of those things were built on top of the knowledge of one of the weakest vampires around, kehe.
Hmmm. Alright!
>She lets go of the witch's wrist.
And what's so underwhelming about me, huh?

>>6773812
Honestly who gives a shit?

>>6773838
It's not that he's seeming less relevant, it's that HG itself is seeming less relevant, you dumb cunt.

>>6773823
Why would the time obeys to Russia? He is not that powerful. In fact, you are more powerful than him. Is the time obeys you?
I see... I thought there is no crime in the land of the free. Because... everyone is free... and... probably low taxes. I don't really know if there is low taxes in your country or not.

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>>6773841
...I meant bake a few for you, not bake you into one. Why do you keep thinking I'm intent on killing you? I haven't even tried to hurt you yet. If anything, you're the evil one here.

>>6773842
Y-you can't just ask a girl how much she weighs, you know? I might eat a lot, but that doesn't mean... It's not about weight, you idiot.

>>6773853
I guess deaths in these games do not cause harm to the humans themselves, so it should be fine. Just don't get too carried away in your fun.

I thought this thread was about hunger games simulation, what's with the roleplay?

>>6773861
You're a snek tho

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>>6773828
All Teto products are free of charge! I don't charge massive amounts like my cousins do!

>>6773867
Nobody is hosting. Come back later faggot.

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>>6773860
Because he's RUSSIA. Time doesn't obey me in fear of being destroyed by Russia. That's the main theme here, dude. He's crazy awesome, and if you mess with him... Well, you better do well in temperatures below freezing.
It's called "false advertising". It's free, yeah, but it's not COMPLETELY free. You're still going to find crime here and there. As for the taxes... It's not about that.

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>>6773861
Exactly, exactly!
Unlike some, I actually know how to restrain myself, too! I just keep it to spooking~.

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>>6773853
>Rubs her wrist
Well first off, you aren't someone I would even think about inviting into my house at all.

>>6773861
>Inches closer, wand pointing at your chest
P-put your hands up! I just have to make sure!

>>6773861
>pokku cheeku
Takku fakku?

>>6773867
It's hga, hunger games avatar.

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>>6773886
Good thing I don't need an invitation, either! And how's that supposed to be underwhelming, huh?

>>6773894
>>>8ch

>>6773867
We used to roleplay to the games
but the games are dead now.

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>>6773869
The same rules still apply. Were you raised in a sewer?

>>6773871
Free? Good lord, I might have to visit you more if you keep providing me with free garlic bread. Any other way I can thank you?

>>6773884
Spooking, huh. You don't look very... menacing, though. Perhaps it'd be easier if you were more threatening?

>>6773886
>She dutifully raises her arms to the sky, holding them there.
I have no idea what you're checking, but go ahead. As long as you don't shoot some sort of lightning bolt out of that weird thing, I'm fine with anything.

>>6773892
...What?

>>6773881
Haha. Alfred, you are too awesome. I don't know why you two dislike each others, as you are complimenting him a lot.
Crime... I mean, if the taxes are low, and the salary is high, why would there be a crime?

>>6773915
Yes

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>>6773895
Like I said! I wouldn't invite you in! Even IF you had to be! You're dressed like some maid, trying to sneak into my house to steal my stuff! I could tell by the way you snuck around me earlier!

>>6773915
>Slowly circles the snake, trying to find some weapon to accuse you of hostility, she is unable to find any
>She finally pats down your skirt before leaping back

Y-you don't smell like muffins, if you think you're going to trick a girl into following you home with that old trick, you're clearly mistaken! You have to have some on person first, then maybe I'll consider...

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>>6773917
I am? I mean, of course I am! It's a sign of mutual respect. I'd diss him if given the chance, but I can't help but admit he's cool. Pun intended~
Some people just like blowing things up, setting things on fire, having more and more to themselves... It's in everyone's nature.

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>>6773915
>The absolutely massive pair of wings she has spreads dramatically for a moment, before coming to rest.
Aren't these threatening enough? Besides, if you have to try and force yourself to be like that, it just loses the appeal!
>>6773925
A maid? A maid!? Am not! I'm a guardian! Hmpf, don't you humans know anything about style?

>>6773915
Wanna fuck?

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Morning.

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I'm tired... probably gonna take an hour nap or something soon. I'll see you guys in a few.

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>>6773924
That explains a lot...

>>6773925
How was I supposed to know I'd meet some delusional ten year-old who'd have an interest in muffins when I left home this morning? Cut me some slack here, too. Is there truly nothing I can do to win your trust?

>>6773932
They're...something, yes. I don't know if I'd call it threatening, though that may be because I'm so used to seeing various strange appendages on all monsterkind.

>>6773936
Not particularly.

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>>6773943
Hello, Reimu~. You're not normally sociable, huh?
>>6773955
Buh-bye.
>>6773957
Hmm...? Most humans find the contract unsettling. Like what, like what?

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>>6773943
Morning, other Reimu. Have you by the chance saw the my... oh Boss... mistress?

>>6773957
I guess so
Being homeless builds character
The character of not giving a fuck

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threadly reminder to hammer toss those sneks

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>>6773932
You can be a guardian and a vampire at the same time? I thought you were drunkards for blood! How could you guard anything with such a burdening crutch?

>>6773957
>Puffs out her cheeks
>Internally struggles

>Sighs as she lowers her wand

I guess not.

>Closes her eyes and spreads her arms

I'm ready to die...

>>6773957
That's too bad...

>>6773929
Heh. Jester.
That's the price of being one of the most powerful economies in the world?

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>>6773981
There's a lot you don't know about vampires, human~.
>She flicks the woman's forehead.
Even humans and other youkai do in a pinch, actually, and a little can go a loong way. Buuuut, if you're offering....
>She grins.
I won't say no.

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>>6773963
I do what I want, Like eating something nice for a breakfast, Food always come first before of doing certain activities.

>>6773964
I don't know, sorry.

I haven't seen her since a pair of weeks ago, probably she's still sleeping around.

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>kissu

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>>6773984
It's in my nature. Sometime, I'll look back into making jokes. It's nice seeing everyone smile.
It's costly, but what can I do? If I'm the greatest, it's only natural that I'm gonna fall down sooner or later. It's nothing I won't pull through, though.

indivijul situation

>>6773989
Well, she kicked me out of the shrine, and it took me several days to come back. Once I was home she was nowhere to be found... I wonder if yokai attacked the mansion... She may be in danger, and I am afraid of her...

>>6773991
I love you Hikki.

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>>6773963
Well, there's tails of all kinds, wings, ears,... Anything imaginable, really.

>>6773970
And being a disgrace to society.

>>6773981
>Flicks your forehead as your eyes are closed
O-oh my, I had no idea you could withstand my most powerful attack so easily. How could you...?

>>6773983
That depends on your view, really.

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>>6773915
Just enjoy it!
>hands a basket full of garlic bread and butter packs

>>6773991
>rubs tum

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>haven't shit in 3 days now

That medicine was too damn strong

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>>6773989
Huuh? Since when do you get nice food?
>>6774000
>As it were she has her own pointed ears as well.
Hmm..? That doesn't sound special, not at all!

>>6773992
Just don't make everyone cringe because of your puns, ok?
Why would you fall? I mean, all other Empires wasn't really stable, but you looks stable.

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What's a good shitpost to drop in /hungrygays/?

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>>6774000
>Winces as she rubs her forehead
What kinda monster are you? Playing around with humans and stuff? You'll get yourself killed! We didn't learn about magical creatures yet...

>>6773988
>thrashes arms in front of her trying to ward off the flicks
Is my forehead that flickable! Everyone is doing it!

>>6773988
No! You won't, you're not allowed to drink my young blood! What if you suck the magic out of it? I'll have less than I have now and I can't afford to lose any of it!

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>>6774017
You're asking too much of me, dude. I'll do the worst puns in the world... But only to make everyone smile. That's all that matters.
I'm an old man, and I'll only get older. In the distant future, my country will eventually fall, and that means I will, too. I wonder how many people'll be happy about that.

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>>6774020
It is that flickable~.
Kehehe. You really don't know how it works, huh? The magic makes it taste better, but...it's a part of you, silly. You'd react just like any other human!

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>>6773996
That's not possible... I've been on the Shrine before of coming here. and it's been clearly that if a Youkai comes to invade it, that one will suffer the consequences of meddling with my business...

Unless that... Gah! All this stuff is confusing!

I wish I could help her, but... Something about her tells me that she wishes to be alone.

>>6774011
How many times have you tried to bit the neck of a defenseless person and succeeding?

>>6774019
Call everyone a cunt

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>>6774004
I will, thank you. I'll recommend your services to anyone who asks as well, if that's fine with you.

>>6774011
Some aren't much, but some are quite the sight. Have you ever seen a kitsune with nine tails?

>>6774020
Then why are you in a supposed dungeon, fighting them? Some of my kind can be less amicable to humans, you know. I'm attempting to sway them over to my camp, but they don't all follow as easily. I could accompany you back to wherever it is you came from, if you'd like.

>>6774027
Bad pun with the intention to make everyone smile is still a bad pun.
Well, England still don't fall... You will not fall too...

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>>6774036
Never.
>She smirks at the shrine maiden.
It's not as good when they don't agree first!
>>6774042
Nine? Well, duh! The gap youkai's servant has that many tails. I wish I had a tail....

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>>6774034
I've believed all this time that if I hit my head too many times or bled out, I'd lose all my magical energy. Coming from a family of normal folk, it would obviously be of concern to me!

>>6774042
No, need, no need! I don't think I can handle the attention of having had tamed a monster from within the dungeons and even trained it to speak!

And I think enough flicks to the forehead have been made, I realize I've been here before with just less fighting!

Anyways, why in the world are you even here? This isn't the dungeons, and I don't supposed the monsters they let loose in there are from here either!

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>>6774054
That's the charm I have. I could say the worst joke in the world, and it'd still make someone laugh.
It's gonna happen someday, and it clicked when I talked to someone about it. That's in the future, though, and I'm in the present. I'm happy.

>>6774036
She wishes to be alone? I hope it's not because of me.

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>>6774063
That doesn't make any sense, none at all, silly! If the body can make more blood, why not that, too, huh?

>>6774036
>shits in your donation box

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Cunt

>>6774063
What is this girl's name?

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>>6774057
It's quite a nuisance to drag around everywhere, I'll tell you. And don't even get me started on the times it gets stuck between the door.

>>6774063
You tamed and trained me, huh? I guess that's an interesting way to look at it. Regardless, I'm here because I enjoy observing humans like yourself, and their interactions with the various other species here. They tend to be hostile in nature, as you've shown yourself to be very capable of. It's a pity.

>>6774089
Now ur a real aussie m8. See ya this arvo. And tell that cunt crust to get his abo ass over here and stop spendin his money on huffin gas.

>>6774089
stick your dick inside a funnel-web spider hole

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>>6774090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRn6cwFSltk
Kagari Atsuko!

>>6774078
I don't know, okay!? I'm scared I'm losing magic by the day! It's not like I'm overflowing with the stuff!

>>6774098
W-what are you, from some vacation resort? What's with that outfit? Are you trying to show off?

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>>6774057
Agreeing or not, that's not going to help you.

>>6774072
It's mostly my fault I guess... I never had a chance to talk her. even if there was a "problem" around, she said that the other Reimu could resolve it easily.

>>6774082
what
have
you
done?

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>>6774101
Don't tempt me mate.

>>6774111
I shat in your precious donation box.

Deal with it

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>>6774098
But yours is big! I mean something small and nimble, like a cat's!
>>6774107
The proper training can go past something like that, silly. Why're you so worried, huh, huh?
>>6774111
Wouldn't you rather wait a little longer for a way better meal? Hmmm?

>>6774115
>tempts you

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>>6774126
>first thing I read in the morning

>>6774111
So you are saying that you are basically took her work, and was so busy you never had a chance to talk to her? I see now why she fell in such apathy. Perhaps you should force her to work?

>>6774118
>Anonymous 12/17/16(Sat)21:01:54 No.6774126 ▶>>6774134
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>>>6774098
>But yours is big! I mean something small and nimble, like a cat's!
>>>6774107
>The proper training can go past something like that, silly. Why're you so worried, huh, huh?
>>>6774111
>Wouldn't you rather wait a little longer for a way better meal? Hmmm?
>>>
> Anonymous 12/17/16(Sat)21:02:06 No.6774128 ▶
>>>6774115
>>tempts you
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> Anonymous 12/17/16(Sat)21:03:11 No.6774134 ▶
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>>>6774126
>>first thing I read in the morning
>>>
> Anonymous 12/17/16(Sat)21:03:30 No.6774135 ▶
>>>6774111
>So you are saying that you are basically took her work, and was so busy you never had a chance to talk to her? I see now why she fell in such apathy. Perhaps you should force her to work?

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>honk honk

>>6774065
Agreed. There is something in you, Alfred, that makes it possible... that makes you special.
Future... It can be tomorrow or it can be a millenials from today...
Alright, I need to go... Go to sleep, Alfred, you looks exhausted

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>>6774107
What are you, from some sort of failed cosplaying center? See? I can do it too, the insulting.

>>6774126
Then what's the use? If you can't strangle your enemies with it, what's the point?

What is the difference between Reimu and Sanae?
Reimu stops sucking after you donate

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>>6774145
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>>6774126
I'm fine now! waiting for another meal will be during another pair of hours... and I could endure that time after all!

>>6774135
All this stuff is too complicated that I don't know where to begin... It's not that I took over her work, I've doing this job as a shrine maiden since I had memory!

Besides, I never had a chance to talk with her because she was sleeping or... I'm afraid from what would happen.

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>>6774152
I hear it might be my looks, but I doubt it. I'm just your average American, that's all. I'm the hero!
It can be tomorrow, hence why I'll enjoy every second like it's the last. I'm a better person now, and I'm proud of it.
...I look exhausted? That's just a trick of the eyes, clearly! I'll head off to bed regardless, dude. Catch you later, man. Have a good day, 'kay?

>>6774168
Psst bb, want some donations?

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>>6774153
For looking nice? Hmm, I bet a small one helps with balance, too!
>>6774168
Then it's just the same concept, right?

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>>6774126
I am getting the proper training! I'm studying the magic arts day and night! I wasn't born with wings like you. It's not as easy as just doing the same thing over and over, I have to do a little more for the same results as everyone else! And I can be better than them, All I have to do is believe!

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>>6774166
>Honks in your general direction and drives away at a blistering 2 miles per hour.

>>6774168
... Yeah, I see that thus stuff is really complicated... If you never took over her work, then why she is so lazy?.. She is a shrine maiden too, after all.

What do you mean "afraid from what would happen"? What would happen?

>>6774186
Maxel and Señor Benjamin with a taser should've joined Apocalypto, tbqh.

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>>6774178
Not if you've lived half your life without one. It'd be more of an obstacle than something useful.

>>6774223
Aikawa is underage. Enjoy your ban.

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>>6774203
>The small child walks in your direction
>It pokes you in the shin

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>>6774183
Of course you weren't born with them, you're just a human, silly.
Kehehe, if you're so confident, why're you rambling to me, huh, huh?
>>6774232
Oh, don't be silly. You'd get used to it quickly enough, right?

>>6774223
Fucking Bolin.

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Make it HG related

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>>6774153
I'm from a school! I'm supposed to be wearing this uniform! I'm also a witch! Witches wear this all the time! I don't have to expose myself, you know!

>>6774250
Because believing is magic, and a belief you can't babble on about endlessly is not a true belief at all!

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>>6774176
Are you trying to provoke me? Of course there's a difference between eating a proper meal and just sucking people's neck.

One thing, Could you do me a favor? Even if you're a Youkai and all that stuff about extermination against your kind.

>>6774178
How much are you willing to pay?

>>6774198
I've been told that she risked her life many times, but suddenly she's been acting like that, waiting for the other me to resolve any problems, I have my own issues too.

"What would happen?" that question... I don't know if I were able to answer it.

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>>6774250
I have no idea. I've had one since birth, so I'm not familiar with the practice of growing a tail and the problems that come with it.

>>6774271
I'm not asking you to expose yourself, either. I'm from a place where these things are very regular to wear, so I don't see an issue with my choice of clothing.

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>>6774277
>Swapped replies
>kill me.

>>6774281
>kills
>steals your money

>>6774246
Owen Owens vs Maxel Hardy for Wrestlemania 55 ?

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>>6774268

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>>6774289

>>6774296
What manga is that?

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>>6774271
That sorta belief just makes people annoyed at you, silly.
>>6774277
....
Huuuuuh? It's the closest thing for us, silly. Besides, this way it doesn't hurt the other person.
What's that, what's that~?

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>>6774290
>While the child is keeping you distracted, Senor Benjamin runs up to you and tazes you in the back

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>>6774299
>Wild and Horned Hermit.

>>6774300
Fine, Fine! It's the same thing for us.

Huh? I need you to watch carefully the other Reimu for me. It's simple as that!

Mostly because I need to leave for completing my current tasks on the shrine.

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>>6774278
What are you supposed to be doing anyway? You like baking, your wear those clothes, are you some kind of dancer?

>>6774300
They can say what they wish. Listening to nay sayers never made any dreams come true, after all.

>>6774277
Yes, that's true. It was a great time, actually. So much fun... I feel bad for saying it. Because even if she is lazy now, she is still my friend... She is my friend. And it's my responsibility to help her. Yes, you have your own problems. That's why you shouldn't do her work... But... Aghh. I don't know what to do anymore!

I see. Well, I am curious, but also patient, so I will wait until you are able to answer it.

Hey, don't mind if I'll bathe in the lake? When I came back here, I was so concerned about her, so I never had time to bathe.

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Merry Christmas everypony

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>>6774332
I'm a, ehh... Well, that's a bit of a sensitive subject. Let's keep it at the fact that I'm just a passerby, watching over the lands I visit and the monsters within them.

>>6774333
nice rp

You know why is shit now? Because a lot of people here think that avatarfagotism = RP, it's not, niggers.

>>6774349
Nobody cares.

>>6774347
>Ughh... Thanks?.. Or are you just sarcastic?

>>6774352
You don't care, shitposter.

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>>6774327
Hmmm? The tank girl keeps on top of that as-is, but fiiine~. Buh-bye, Reimu.
>>6774332
Kehehe, that's the spirit! You might make a good vampire, you know that?
>>6774278
Wee-ll, I didn't always have my wings! It seems simple enough to me~.
Though...not having legs seems annoying, just annoying.

>>6774349
>avatarfagotism
What does that even mean, you fucking autist?

>>6774336
>pony
kys

>>6774327
Got a link to it?

>>6774355
>>6774349
It's just the memeposters who think they're so above rp and this community.

Pathetic really.

>>6774353
He's being sarcastic, just like every jealous one-liner.

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>>6774340
You're not going to follow me back to the dorms, are you? There isn't a story in the world I can think up to make that happen.

Anonymous RPers are fucking cringe.

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>>6774333
I'm going to tell you this, she's still your friend, even if the moment she's passing through is pretty complicated. but even with that you were able to face different incidents without any problem!

Consider this moment she's passing as an Incident, the one that you together will be able to solve it.

As for me... I need to keep searching that answer.

Well then, It was nice having a talk with something close to her, but I need to leave for now!

Feel free to bathe on the lake, just be careful if there's someone trying to steal you.

>>6774359
Just remind it, or else I'm going to initiate with your extermination. Alright... I'm just kidding.

Later, weird vampire girl.

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>>6774349
Actually it's shit now because none of these fags can spare two seconds to spread some Christmas cheer.

Also it's Hoshi's fault. Or if you like him, then its Junko's

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>>6774382
Merry Christmas, Rinoa-chan.

>>6774369
This. If Hoshi, the most pathetic attention whore in the history of the threads, can put effort into his RP, then unfunny Discord memesters can too.

>>6774387
No they can't. That's why they be hating.

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>>6774381
Buh-bye~.

>>6774387
>pulling discord out of fucking nowhere

You're just trying to get shit started you know

>>6774387
>discord boogyman
Why even bring them up? What does discord have to do with anything?

>>6774395
black panties

>>6774381
Good luck, Reimu. I'll leave then too.

>>6774387
If he's so pathetic why do you need to bring him out of nowhere to call him that? You're the one giving him attention.

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>>6774359
It has its uses, such as approaching someone silently from behind. Or less silently.

>>6774375
I...Why would you want such a thing? If anything, I'd cause quite a chaos at this school of yours.
I could disguise myself as one of your kind to smoothen the return, but I don't see what benefit it'd have for me?

>>6774387
>bringing up hoshi put of nowhere
>bringing up discord out of nowhere
Do you have any more buzzwords that you would like to share, anon-kun?

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>>6774410
Oh hey! This isn't so bad!

You'll still need a set of robes if you want to wander around my school, you know. Your outfit mighy cause some controversy...

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>>6774359
I don't plan on turning into one any time soon! I just want to be a regular witch! That's all that I want. Being a vampire might hinder this dream of mine.

>>6774412
hga
sanc
hosting
baron
ditto
blue arms
mion
junko
adachi
custom
>
steam chat
1×2×2×2 chan
pre-entering
swaps
roleplay

>>6774396
>>6774405
>>6774412
>>>/discord/

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>>6774413
Sure, sure. I'm certain I could find some robes off a dead wizard around here. Still, I don't get why you'd want me to come back. Wasn't I some evil monster that would kill everyone on sight mere moments ago?

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>>6774419
Aww, is that so? Oh well, oh well~. Can't say I didn't try, huh? Give it a few years, then!
>>6774410
But you can do just the same with legs, can't you?

Reminder if you have ever used discord, no matter the purpose HG or Not, you are cancer

>>6774433
I know you are, but what am I?

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>>6774424
I don't know any evil monster who puts flowers in her hair. Of course at first, I was too distracted with your snake half to pay attention to your bored expression, but you can say the initial surprise has worn off and I think I'm used to talking to Lamia now.

>>6774396
>>6774405
>Not knowing that Discord has a secret room dedicated to destroying the community

>>6774437
Cancer

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>>6774425
Meh! I've have Sucy make me a potion to prevent that!

>>6774442
k

>>6774442
How did you figure us out?

>>6774442
What community?

>>6774433
k

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Early morning shitposting is the best shitposting.

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>It's yet another Meta HG episode
I thought you people said this shitty show would be cancelled in it's 9th season.

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>>6774445
...Huuh? Prevent what?

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>>6774425
Slower, more noisy, less menacing... Legs really aren't the way to go, you know.

>>6774440
I'm glad to hear it. Now, promise that you won't attack any monster you see on sight anymore, would you? Of course, there'll still be the ones that do the same to you, so take care.
If you promise that, I'll gladly walk along with you back to wherever you rest, even give you one of these flowers in my hair as a token to remember me by. They regrow anyways.

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>>6774455
>it's a meta HG meta episode

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>>6774458
Turning into a vampire! I wouldn't want to be one, who wants to stay indoors during the day anyway? I'll be out with my friends, while you can't leave the house! It's such a sweet freedom!

>>6774459

Don't attack any monsters?! It's like you want me to fail my classes! Maybe I won't kill them... just knock them out and take their stuff...

>Takes the flower and puts it into the pocket of her robes
Sucy is going to love this, can you make anything out of your flowers? Well, it would be impolite, since it was a gift and all, but I wouldn't be surprised if she wants it from me to make a potion or something. These aren't poisonous, are they?

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>>6774459
Buuut, they are more versatile, right?
>>6774470
It's sunlight right now, isn't it, isn't it? Weakness to sunlight it just for the weak and the young~.

NGW?

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>>6774470
One of your classes forces young girls to kill monsters? ...Are you sure this is a regular school you're attending?
And no, they aren't poisonous, though your friend might have some issues getting them stuffed into a bottle. You know, them being sentient and all.

>>6774474
How so? I can't think of a single situation in which legs would be better to have than a tail.

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>>6774489
Hmmm...how about climbing, how about climbing?

>>6774494
hey. walnut.

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>>6774474
I don't get this at all. Is the only thing about you being a vampire just eating blood? Then why aren't a mosquito or a leech? You can't just get to be a vampire without all the cool stuff that makes a vampire a vampire, that's just cheating!

>>6774489
It's an exercise that feels kinda like an RPG game, you know? Kill monsters for loot and experience, whoever gets the best loot gets the best grades! I'm always left out when we're being graded because I only have a cruddy brass ring, but maybe this flower might get me something worth bragging out...

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Can you guys please be quiet? I just woke up.

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>>6774505
Whaaat?
>>6774510
Then why'd you come here, huh?
>>6774508
What's so "cool" about a weakness?

>>6774489
I wish I could make Alice happy

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>>6774494
The skin's quite rigid, I can crawl up mountains no problem. As long as the slope isn't too steep, that is...

>>6774508
Loot, huh? Well, the flower is one of a rare species, which takes years to grow on its own if they weren't attached to my hair. If that doesn't get you any point, I don't know what would, either. Unless... No, that'd be too dangerous for someone like you.

>>6774515
Hi...
>waves

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>>6774510
YOOO!

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>>6774515
What's so cool about being a mosquito?

>>6774522
Would anyone know I cheated and got it for free? I wonder if any of my teachers might know about your species. Something so rare might raise questions, maybe I should just keep it to yourself. There are other snake women like you around, I suppose. What happened to them all, are you here all alone?

>>6774510
>kissu

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>>6774518
Why would you think you'd be making me unhappy? I'm not a pessimist, you know.

>>6774530
There should be some, but we're a rather rare species. Not many of us are around, and the few that are group together for protection. I'm not big on cuddly groups and friendly hugs, so I tend to stay away from them.
What about you? Shouldn't there be more brats like you running around here, if you come from a school not far from here?

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>>6774515
Where else am I gonna go?
>>6774529
>Puts on sound proof headphones.
>>6774536
>Puts tape over your mouth

>>6774541
I don't know. I'm just an anon and if I tried to even flirt or anything you'd just forget about me or brush me off. I do think you're pretty though, always had a thing for lamia.

>>6774544
>cries

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>>6774555
Are you serious?

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>>6774544
>takes out one of the headphones
WHATSUP?!

Is erp so dead that their creepy anonposters need to come shit up our thread. It's fucking cringe.

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>>6774541
You'll meet some around, I'm sure. Nobody really wanders outside of the school grounds unless they're allowed, but I tend to do it even if I'm not exactly allowed. Besides, I got lost and came here, remember? I'm not exactly breaking any rules on purpose!

>>6774567
Where?

>>6774572
Use your eyes and look

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>>6774553
Uhm... Thanks?

>>6774568
I'm not sure I do after you pulling your wand on me when we first met. If you were actually capable of any strong magic, you could have killed me right there and then.
Err, I might have worded that a bit wrong. I didn't mean to imply that your magic was weak.

>>6774580
I'm blind

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>>6774581
The most I could've done was give you a wave of hot air, maybe even enough to leave a small burn. That's why I wasn't really prepared for a lamia. I'm quite relieved that I didn't die then and there.

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I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy

put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose

(ladies)
candy... candy...

i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!

(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, its good, on your way home from school
Candy, at dinner,at dinner, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,

Right next to, gentlemen's club.

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>>6774527
Hell-ooo.
>>6774522
Exactly that! Legs are better with a vertical!
>>6774530
I could uproot a thousand-year-old tree with one hand, run through a village in the blink of an eye, turn to mist or a bat, summon a horde of demons with just one word...! Kehehehe.
>>6774544
Go somewhere else, go somewhere else!

Hmmh. It's been nice. Buuut, I'm busy today. Buh-bye!

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>>6774564
>She has earbuds in underneath
Oh, what was that?

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>>6774586
If you'd like, I could teach you some basic tricks some time. I'm not one to really use any hard-hitting magic, but charming or disguise spells can come in just as handy!

>>6774592
But how many times a day do you really find yourself having to climb vertical surfaces? It's a small negative point.

discord

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Everyone out. This is now a Fascism thread.

>>6774611
am I supposed to be triggered or something

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>>6774592
That's something much more than just a vampire, that would be a mix of a troll, an obscurus, and an animagus. We wouldn't classify you as a vampire in our field, not even the rumored to exist day walker.

>>6774600
You mean like how to trick boys or making myself look prettier than I am?

>>6774620
do your parents a favor and kys faggot

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>>6774626
Ehh, if you're into that, sure. You could do many other things with it, though! Pretend to be one of your teachers and change your grades, or even get someone to give you free muffins, which you seem to like so much.

Kagney Linn Karter

>tfw just finished SAO
why does everybody think this was shit? that was an awesome anime
puts everything else to shame

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>>6774627
Take your own advice you fucking degenerate fraud. No one will miss you if you left.

>>6774636
k

>>6774635
Is this a jojo reference?

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>>6774630
But I couldn't do that! That would be cheating! What if Shiny Chariot knew that I became a great witch through dishonest means? I could never do such a thing. It won't be real unless I earn it!

>>6774635
it's all a meme, SAO is god tier

>>6774641
Thanks for coming to terms with your worthlessness. Now go back to funnyjunk before you off yourself k thx bye.

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>>6774644
Shiny carrot? Why are you looking up to a sparkling vegetable as your heroine? I'm not sure I understand.
Plus, isn't that what your school wants you to learn? To do magic? How could it be bad?

>>6774653
You seem upset

I want to fuck Alice.

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>>6774663

>>6774655
Nah

>>6774669
Superior Alice.

>>6774670
k

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>>6774672
Why, you're looking at her.

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>>6774654
H-Hey... It's Shiny CHARIOT... not a carrot!

I'm here to learn magic and to prove to everyone that it can be an inspiring thing to all people, even non-magical folks! We shouldn't have to be ashamed of our magical abilities and we shouldn't have to separate ourselves like the witches have always done. I won't achieve that dream if I fake my grades! I'll just be another phony illusionist at best!

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>>6774678
Witches are separated from normal humans, and you're attempting to mend that bond, huh? Maybe you and I aren't so different from each other after all...
Let me ask you, how far would you go to achieve this dream of yours?

>>6774701
omg so funny!!! xD post it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>6774693
So far? Well... I can't do much while I'm busy in school, but I was put in charge of the Enchanted Parade. All these years it was a parade where normal people were able to reenact the prosecution of witches and do all sorts of dumb stuff to us like dunk us in water and throw eggs at us, but I prevented that, you know. I made the parade about how wonderful magic could be with dancing and lights, and fireworks. I can only hope I inspired people to appreciate the wonders of magic, just like Shiny Chariot did for me when I was little.

>>6774704
You can't post duplicate images, dumbass

>>6774708
you can literally change a pixel and post it again, fucking retard

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>>6774711
That is cheaters and cheaters do not win

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>>6774704
>>6774708
>>6774711

>>6774718
OMG LITERALLY ROFLMAOING ON THE FLOOR RN!! XD EPIC, EPIC FOR THE WIN

>>6774718
KEEP POSTING UNTIL IMAGE LIMIT

>>6774721
I regret everything

>>6774725
You should regret living

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>>6774706
Silver Chariot?

>>6774727
everything
Including living

>>6774729
Fuck off Jobrony

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>>6774729

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>>6774706
That's still an admirable feat for a young lady such as yourself. Well, make sure to never stop striving towards that goal of yours, just like I have done. I feel like there might finally be some change coming soon, and perhaps one day under my rule monsters can live in harmony with humans again.
I-I, err.. Did I say under my rule? I didn't mean that, just a joke!

Was it Mion or Shion that was obsessed with feet?
I always forgot which was which.

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>>6774739
Believe in yourself! Er... Snake Lady! If you want to be class pres, go run for class pres, you can't become something you have to hide! I say got for it!

>>6774748
Shion is footfag
Mion is fagfag.

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>>6774748
>Shion I think

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>>6774750
Lamia, please. I don't call you Meat Bag either, do I? And what I am is a little more than just a class pres... Do you really not get it? Your grades aren't that good, are they?

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It seems quiet this morning.

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>>6774761
Th-they're decent...

And what do you write on top of the page when you write you know, your name? Is it Lamia?

discord

Is Miia or Alice superior snek?

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>>6774770
Sure they are.
It's Alipheese, or Alice for short. How should I call you, if we are ever to meet again?

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>>6774769
It is the morning so not many people will be here so early

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilGkatiMvb0
This game code is mine
And this shit avatar Grimes
That furry lewd
That pic of Jude
They're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

Stocking's sweets are mine
The Shion's FEETS are mine
The shitty posts
All the game hosts
They're all emphatically mine

It all belongs to me
Everything on HG
Nep, Sol, Blade, and Rin
I caress it, 'cause I possess it
I'm Hoshi and it's mine

And this little hangout thread is also mine

The slides and events are mine
All your waifus are mine
You always knew it
That's all there is to it
It's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

That's what I said
It's mine

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>>6774779
Kagari Atsuko!

Akko for short, you can call me that! My friends call me that! If you'd consider being one of them! It's not like you have to, if you don't want to!

>>6774778
The one who will let me fuck them.

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>>6774782
I suppose that's true, at least it seems like those that are here are having fun.

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>>6774778
Do I have to decide?

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>>6774807
So how are you doing?

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>>6774796
You'd like me to be? Sure, I could use some more human friends, I don't have many to begin with.
Very well then, Akko, I'm afraid I've got to be heading out right about now. You should get going too, or your teachers will start worrying. Oh, and next time we meet, I'll bring you some muffins so we don't have to go through the entire hostile standoff again, how's that sound?

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>>6774817
Tired, it was a long night.

>>6774778
I am not a fan of snakes

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>>6774825
If I wake up from this dream and remember you next time I fall asleep during class, sure! We can pick off where we left off, Miss Alice. Muffins would be great... Don't let anyone steal them!

>Sneezes after sniffing your flower

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>>6774841
Don't get too close to those, they'll try to eat your face.
Ta ta now~!

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>>6774851
>Akko manages to reunite with her friends and find her way out of the dungeon after several hours of a school wide search
>The flower is not accepted and she fails the class for the day
>She also gets detention when the teachers don't believe her story

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>>6774831
Had full 10 hours of sleep, breakfast was also good. Oh, the name is Okuyasu Nijimura

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>>6774865
Lie Ren, it is a pleasure to meet you. I am holding off breakfast for... someone.

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>>6774877
Why the fuck would you tell some guy named Ren to lie?

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>>6774890
That is my name, Lie Ren... you may just call me Ren if that is easier.

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>>6774900
Ok Ren. Who are you waiting for breakfast? I can recommend you a great restaurant that can make you feel like you're in heaven

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>>6774911
I would keep that in mind, but Nora will find a way to follow me towards food no matter how deep in sleep she is when I leave.

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>>6774925
I know her. She uses a hammer to beat those things she called Grimms. Apparently if you have a weapon like that you can see stands.
>
The restaurant is called Trattoria Trussardi.

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>>6774944
I have my own weapon... and I suppose a stand is that thing?

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>>6774951
It is. I have named it The Hand because it's right hand can erase space between things. What makes me wonder is, are you weapons stands?

Good RP when?

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>>6774961
They are not, I think I would know if our weapons are stands. Maybe our semblances?

>>6774966
Here I am

>does something that my avatar would totally do in his/her/xir/zir's source material

>>6774966
They left a bit while ago.