>>6760934
How bad are we talking here?
>>6762456
10 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
I think that fire's killed more of those outlaws than anyone else has. Put some more effort into it.
>>6762466
W-What? Why would you do something so unforgivable? What kind of evil monster would go that far to try to ruin the BEST HOLIDAY?
>>6760934
Open a window then.
>>6762488
I don't need sleep. Sleep is for losers
>>6762465
It's not mine, it's someone elses that I found
>>6762486
And you should freeze up in a really harsh blizzard!
>>6762511
Hey, I don't care what humans celebrate.
As long as I can ruin your day, I'll do it
>>6762432
Sure, I'll be around. I can test as much as I want here because well...nobody sort of dies for real. What was your name again?
>>6762488
THE FEAST
Blanc takes the initiative and Seth follows suit. Too bad for Seth that steak isn't an effective way to kill someone.
>>6762488
L-Looks like there was something weird in that eggnog!
>>6762518
Been there, done that, lost the Heart of Jong
>>6762527
OH NO! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>6762518
As the very embodiment of that day, I won't let you run wild, villain! There's no way I'll let you destroy the hopes of all of those children!
>>6762524
You may call me C.C.
Not pronounced "See-See" by "See-Two".
If you don't remember, just shout "Hey" and I'll turn around.
See you next time...
>>6762527
First the milk and now this... I'm starting to think that this town has something against Santa.
>>6762544
Then do it again, every single day!
>>6762547
Shut up, I do what I want to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3pf7HCbtXo
>robbie rotton has cancer
>>6762566
>not knowing this
Isn't that why the meme started?
>>6762527
Skipping some peace.
DAY FIVE
4 Gunslingers versus 2 Banditos, you have the numbers, just don'- ...
Just... Don't do exactly as you've just done... Wow.
>>6762518
So you just picked up someone's piss on a snowball and gave it to someone? That's still gross, might as well not offer anything you weirdo.
>>6762566
He doesn't anymore, he's just healing from the operation now
You do know the memes got popular so that people could fund his treatment?
>>6762555
Goodbye.
>>6762560
Not on that sacred night! Now stop acting like a dummy, and start acting more like a good kid! Maybe that way you'll end up the Nice List!
>>6762579
pffft, why should I care what you think is gross or not?
>>6762602
>pats head
>>6762578
B-But I didn't even deliver all of them... I see, so you thought you could steal my powers by stealing my Santa Hat? Well, you were wrong...
>>6762599
Shut up already, you annoying hag, I don't care
>>6762600
It's common sense you gross kid, ewww.
>>6762578
VELVET CROWE IS THE LAST REMAINING EMISSARY OF LIGHT IN A WORLD QUICKLY APPROACHING DARKNESS. HG, WILL SHE BE ABLE TO TURN THE TABLES ON THE BANDITOS AND PULL A VICTORY FOR THE CIVILIZED WORLD?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11889551
>>6762617
H-Hag?
>>6762632
>Laughing King of Knights in the vicinity.
>>6762623
Yeah, for humans maybe, did you think I didn't knew that?
Maybe I should feed you some of it too
>>6762632
Your hair is all white, just like a granny
>>6762630
I can't believe you've done this.
You're all stupid and gross
>>6762643
Nah thanks, you can keep your disgusting piss, creep.
>>6762614
a friccin moron
>>6762665
I rather be stupid than a faggot like you.
>>6762665
>tongue kissu
>>6762640
That laugh! Did someone just react to the word "hag"?
>Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa starts shouting in the direction of the laughter's source
HEY! SOMEONE IS LOOKING FOR A HAG LIKE YOU!
>>6762643
No! You're wrong! It's white just like snow!
>>6762667
You're the creep, creep
>>6762668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2t-17lZoz0
>>6762671
Wrong! Wrong ~de geso!
>>6762665
Look who's talkink ~de geso.
>>6762614
A chaild.
>>6762668
>>6762680
My thanks for hosting
>>6762674
Very old and wrinky snow, then
>>6762680
I-I don't know what to say.
Thanks for playing. You all suck.
>>6762680
ShanShanShan~
ShanShanShan~
Thanks for the game!
>>6762687
Hahaha! My disguise is workink perfectly ~de geso!
Not a single person was able to recognize me ~de geso!
>>6762698
There weren't enough tributes for a 36 but there were a few more UIDs than 24 so I just made it a boss battle.
>>6762614
Someone who couldn't defeat Santa a couple of days ago and is a complete embarrassment because of it?
>>6762665
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Sometimes we all need to get a little nasty in life.
>>6762699
>thanks for hosting
>>6762699
Thanks for hosting Wriggle
>>6762713
Grrrrr.....!! Take this ~de geso!
>Turns to spit ink in your general direction.
>>6762695
N-No! More like the snow you find right after waking up! Pure, intact snow! The best thing about winter, right after Christmas and other Christmas related things!
What does HG want for Christmas?
>>6762674
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HAG!?
>oh boy here it comes the arthur
I'M DARK SANTA CLAUS!
>>6762705
>Poking squid's cheek
This looks as real as any other face, little girl.
>>6762711
>ohh, thanks for hosting.
>>6762699
Damn bandits... losing to them is just infuriating!
>>6762724
Winter is boring, everything outside is already frozen. There's nothing left to do
>>6762672
I'd rather be me than a big poo poo head
>>6762673
mmmf!
>he punches the faceless cunt
DON'T TOUCH ME AGAIN OR I'LL KILL YOU!
>>6762684
Yeah, I'm not ever either of those things. If you think otherwise you're wrong.
>>6762713
Yeah but you're still stupid, stupid!
>>6762699
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6762728
You! You're the previous Santa!
...
...
...
You can go home now.
>>6762728
>Her tentacles unravel from being a mound on her head and go back to normal.
There! Now my identity should be obvious. Everyone knows who I am after all ~de geso.
>>6762737
You're always gross and stupid ~de geso.
>>6762699
Thanks for hosting
>>6762736
>Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa's face turns even paler as she hears those horrible words leaving the child's mouth
H-How is this possible? A child that thinks winter and Christmas are boring!
>>6762741
Previous? I'm the MODERN santa! Evil Santa Claus that cleaves through the breath-freezing winter! Artoria Pendragon! I've taken the job already, YOU go home, Jeanne!
>>6762745
That was a curious way to sue your own hair. But I still have no idea who you are. WORRY NOT! Dark santa claus will not spare you from his blessing.
>>6762757
I'm not a kid, I'm like a bagillion years old!
>>6762763
Dark... Santa Claus... ~de geso?
>>6762722
OHGODWHATTHEFUCK
>Wrench tries to block the ink with his arms, but it's already too late
>He tries to clean himself off and is grossed out the entire time
H-How the hell did you do that?! This is against everything God wished for when he made this beautiful green Earth!
>>6762737
Hey! You don't know me, kiddo! You don't know the grades I made in school! I was top of my class - both attractive *and* intelligent! You're probably neither of those!
>>6762783
Hmpf! Isn't it obvious? I'm a squid ~de geso!
That's what happens when you try messink with me. You get inked ~de geso!
>>6762771
Correct! I am Dark Santa Claus! I've been reincarnated as the legendary figure who spreads happines across the world.
>>6762763
You can be Dark Santa if you want to, but you'll never be the original SANTA! Because that's me!
This Jeanne!
To be precise, Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa!
>>6762800
If you're Santa, then that means...
...
I'm not lettink you get away this year ~de geso!!
>Her ten tentacles spring into action and race towards you!
>>6762765
It wouldn't matter even if you were bagillion plus one years old! If you find winter boring, you'll end up being uninterested on getting on Santa's Nice List!
M-Maybe you would go that far to refuse to finish your homework!
>>6762833
Why would I wanna be on some stupid nice list?
Doesn't really seem to be worth my time
>>6762795
W-Well, yeah, I see that now! I just thought you were some pathetic cosplaying weeaboo!
This is so fucking nasty, man...just don't ink me ever again! I don't care how weird that sounds, don't fucking do it!
>>6762807
WROOOONG! The once and future king of Britain, The King of all Knights, Alter Saber-Rider class Dark Santa Claus Arthur Pendragon! Already has a big advantage over you! Do you know what it is?
>>6762820
Huh!?
>her very sharp EXALIBUR MORGAN swings around at incredible high speeds
You dare to attack the one and only Santa Claus?
>>6762846
But the kids on the Nice List all get wonderful presents from Santa! And those toys make them smile and laugh!
>>6762867
Presents?
well, I do want presents, put me on that list right now
>>6762856
I-I don't know! Tell me! It wouldn't be fair if you kept it a secret!
>>6762849
I'll consider it... IF you apologize ~de geso.
>>6762856
>Pulls her tentacles back.
Tch! You don't even remember!? I do this every year ~de geso!
If I capture you, then my world domination will be a piece of shrimp ~de geso!
>>6762880
DENIED! Sorry, but first you have to prove that you're a good kid to get on the Nice List! I can't consider someone who wants to destroy Christmas a good kid!
>>6762893
I don't care if I'm a good kid or not just put me on the damn list!
>>6762881
>What's that on the sky? Is it a bird, a plain?
>Nope, it's a fucking flying sleigh!
>And it just landed right behind artpria
Tadaaaaah~! Behold! As a rider-class servant I have my own vehicle!
>>6762884
Yeah! Yeah! I'm sorry - is that good enough? Pleeeeease say that's good enough.
>>6762912
Hmm... Maybe if you get down on your hands and knees and say it ~de geso.
>>6762745
>>6762783
I'm not feeling it
see ya for now
>>6762884
>Santa Claus status: confused
I have no idea what you're talking about, child. This is the first time I've been summoned as Santa Claus. But that doesn't mean I'll allow you to capture me, don't you realise the happines of kids all over the world depends on me?
>>6762909
>Jesus what a mess of a post. I should go back to sleep.
>>6760934
Sucy is a qt.
What's the difference between Sanae and Reimu?
Reimu stops sucking after you have donated
>>6762937
Hmm... It would be pretty bad if kids were sad ~de geso...
>Thinking...
But I still need to use you for my inkvasion of mankind ~de geso.
>>6762949
Where is Sanae
>>6762898
This sudden passion towards Christmas, that I can feel surging through your body is admirable, but I still can't do it!
First, you have to be NICE, so when the time comes you can get on the NICE LIST!
>>6762949
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>6762919
>He gets down and his hands and knees, bows down to you and takes a deep breath
>>6762969
But I'm already 3 of those 4 letters, that should be enough, right?
>>6762977
Alright, aaaand... go ~de geso.
>>6762950
Invasion of mankind? Is that what you wish for christmas?
>>6762909
>Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa gasps as the vehicle lands near them
WHOA!
>She stays silent for a few awkward moments and ignores everything that the other Santa said
Can I ride it?
>>6762985
It.
>>6762988
Overthrowink mankind is what I've wanted my whole life! If my name isn't Squid Girl, emissary of the sea! Humans will pay for how they treat the ocean, after all its done for them! I'll have my revenge ~de geso!!
>>6762992
>Spits ink.
>>6762979
Close! But close is not enough! You have to be as nice as possible! Not just for the presents, but for the sake of Christmas too!
>Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa points at the girl
Do your best to be a good kid! Take out the tash, do your homework, don't forget to wash your teeth, and be kind to the elderly!
>>6763009
I'll just bully everyone a little bit less than I do now, but just a little bit.
That is nice enough from me.
>>6763001
>He wipes the ink off of his mask, and starts to laugh uncontrollably
Ahahahaha! So worth it! You should have seen the look on your face. Oh, sorry by the way.
>He jumps back up
Now you can't ever spit ink at me again! Friends don't break promises, you know.
>>6762989
Only one Santa Claus might ride this Sleigh called Llamrei II, but you can dress as a reindeer and join the rest of the group.
>Reindeer has appeared
>
My faithful companion, I'm glad to see you're safe.
>>6763001
Denied. I can't allow some sea creature to invade earth in christmass. To the list of bad kids you go, Squid Brat.
>>6763020
How about not being a bully at all? I dislike bullies!
>>6763064
You're asking too much from me, I just want free stuff!
>>6763036
Why would I want to be a reindeer? I'm Santa, and I already have my own reindeer! Mr. Reindeer! He's just not here! I bet he is doing master things somewhere else!
>>6763029
I never said we were friends. Why would I be friends with a human anyways ~de geso?
I don't like humans one bit ~de geso.
>>6763036
It's humans who should be on the bad list ~de geso!
Humans are the ones who pollute the ocean, not me! I'm seekink justice for the ocean! For squids everywhere! That makes me the nice one, so for my inkvasion I need to squidnap you and use your powers to overthrow humanity ~de gesoo!
>>6763084
You've forced your own master to be your reindeer? That's...why didn't I think about that before?
>>6763100
I can't say the same about you though
What should I play HG?
>>6763106
Talos Principle
>>6763106
Ava or vidya?
>>6763100
>>6763106
I don't care.
>>6763095
In exchange for being so... uncouth earlier, I could help you with your "inkvasion" and defeat Santa! That's why you would be friends with me - it's an offer you can't refuse.
>>6763100
Tell me something I don't know!
>>6763070
See? Only a true Santa could come up with something so clever! By turning Master into Mr. Reindeer, we became equals!
Master is a reindeer, while I'm a servant and Santa! Perfect!
>>6763070
But Christmas is not just about the presents!
>>6763106
Bioshock
>>6763106
Monopoly
>>6763100
P-Please don't call me that when I'm working! It could distract me, and that would ruin my plans!
>>6763146
You want to join my Inkvasion Club? What can you do ~de geso?
>>6763150
Something better than presents? What is it?
KANYE HAS ONE OF THE GREATEST HAIRCUT OF ALL TIME
>>6763106
If you don't know what to do why not host ?
>>6763168
I can hack stuff and build any weapons you might need with my 3D printer! I don't know if the North Pole is on ctOS, but you'll be in luck if it is!
This is all assuming I get paid of course. Whether it's in cash, food, or kisses, it doesn't matter to me.
>>6763095
You can curse the adults as much as you want, but I have but one enemy, the boredom of all the children in the world! I have no time to aid you in this revengeance against humanity, child. Besides, what could you accomplish with my powers? You're just one against billions.
>>6763150
Gkkh...I-I still have my slaigh and REAL reindeers! I'll just ask master Togami to be my own Mr. Reindeer as well and I'll be above you once again!
Link is a piece of shit
>>6763173
Being together and enjoying the Christmas spirit with all of your friends and relatives! It's the best way to spend the most important days of the year!
>>6763197
So you're just copying me now?
>Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa pouts
That's not fair!
>>6763193
Well I've already got all the weapons I need. My tentacles are really strong ~de geso...
>Think think think...
Hmm... I'll consider it. I need to go to work anyways ~de geso.
>>6763197
They would probably all agree with me ~de geso.
I'm friends with all the kids in my town. They'll vouch for me ~de geso!
>>6763200
this
>>6763179
Now that you've brought it up, why don't YOU host?
>>6763209
Being together? Christmas spirit?
both sounds lame, and the shrine maiden will probably kill that spirit you're talking about
>>6763220
You can't kill Christmas! Christmas is eternal, so you obviously can't kill it!
>>6763217
I am busy, maybe later.
>>6763230
She'll try I guess, she doesn't like spirits
anyways, when do I get my presents?
>>6763212
What a coincidence, I do too! If you ever come to a decision, just call me. I'll be waiting!
>He tosses a business card, actually just a scrap of copy paper with his phone number on it, and it lands on the ground next to you.
>>6763249
>Picks it up.
Alright. Bye then ~de geso.
I'm goink to work now. Bye ~de geso...
>>6763270
he posted loli nobu lewds
>>6763209
.....
>DIRECT HIT
>Urge to pet: uncontainable.
>we're petting the Lily now.
...I'm not copying you, I was a bit late to formulate the same strategy.
>>6763212
Hmph, perhaps you already gave the frist step towards your goal, child of the sea.
can someone explain the bulge?
>>6763295
PUFFY
U
F
F
Y
How long do these things take to start?
Who cares about the future? I'm living in the pleasure of this particular moment.
>>6763318
I wish I knew. I hate waiting.
>>6763295
"ponos"
>>6763318
I thought we were waiting on you.....I've been here this whole time waiting for you to start a game....
>>6763332
And I hate a lot of things.
>>6763338
Did I say I was starting one?
>>6763295
>>6763341
I just assumed since you were so in a hurry to get one going.
>>6763341
Such as?
>>6763350
Hm?
>>6763362
nice rp
>>6763349
Why would I even ask that question if I could just do it myself?
>>6763362
Do you really want to know? It's not an easy pill to swallow.
>>6763363
nice shitpost
>>6763370
thanks
>>6763363
I'm just not talkative.
>>6763364
>She scoffs quietly.
Do your worst.
>>6763243
Nope! Getting on the Nice List is just the first step! After that, you have to wait until Christmas Day to open your presents!
>>6763293
>
No! You're just trying to copy me, so you can take my spot as the real Santa! Fight fair, or don't fight at all!
TWO PERFECT STRANGERS IN LOVE
>>6763288
So?
>>6763379
Well, that outfit, for starters. It's horrendous.
>>6763380
Just tell me it's soon enough, I don't wanna wait
>>6763288
Where? Is he banned?
>>6763379
nice rp
>>6763380
>Older sister art: carrying imouto!
>
Foolish Jeanne, why to fight for a title that already belongs to me?
>>6763391
It's almost here! The best holiday that you could wish or wait for is on the 25th of December!
>>6763421
And when's that? Just give me an answer already
>>6763388
>She looks down at herself.
What about it? I've always worn this.
>>6763419
B-But I'm Santa! It's in my name! Twice!
>Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa starts to move around to get away from the Dark Santa
jeanned'arcaltersantalil- OUCH! OUCH! I-I bit my tongue...
>>6763445
I said it's horrendous, and the fact that you wear it every day is even worse. Do you own a mirror?
>>6763451
LOLI-CHAN!!! CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR ASSHOLE???
>ramsay
>>6763458
Do I need a mirror? It's not out the normal for an oni.
>>6763432
Next weekend. I thought that everyone knew about the correct date of Christmas...
>>6763463
So everyone dresses like that where you're from? Sheesh.
>>6763462
Don't you ever get bored of this, Kamina/Yukine/Jude?
>>6763462
You belong on the Naughty List.
>>6763503
>Punches you in your stupid fucking face
>ramsay
>>6763492
Everyone personalized, don't be stupid.
...And "dressed".
>>6763404
He posted it on discord. Everyone is throwing a fit.
>>6763451
>when you have strenght A keeping a loli isn't an issue!
>giving some tasty fried chicken to lil' Jeanne
Silence and eat some of this, it will make you relax and feel better. Now, since you're a child I'll answer your wishes this once. Get on my sleigh and let us travel for today.
>>6763288
and why should anyone give a fuck?
>>6763513
>Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa dempsey rolls out of the way of your punches
>Activates her Noble Phantasm, and kills you with random Christmas decorations falling from the sky
ShanShanShan~
>>6763527
based
>>6763527
What the Discord link?
>>6763561
>god mode rping
>>6763480
I don't really use a calander you know?
>>6763575
>Dodges accusation.
>>6763522
Now you're not even making sense.
>>6763496
What? You actually think I would shitpost with that gay shit?
>>6763803
lol she dead
>>6763575
>servants
>not godmodding pricks
Please keep your shitty discord drama out of the thread thank you
>>6763541
>Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa doesn't move anymore, she justs silently accepts the food being shoved down her throat
>>6763802
There's not anyone else to dress the part.
>>6763817
>not godmodding at all
>>6763832
Do we really need someone to dress the part?
>>6763831
doesnt somebody ava that girl to the right? Is that her mom?
>>6763824
Discord. Not even once.
https://discord.gg/vfxUv
>>6763839
I do it all the time towards annoying anons, if you wanna bully my chatacters you gotta work for it with another character.
>>6763575
But why would I let him hit me? That sounds like something that could mess up my plans for next week!
Nope! My duty as Santa is too important to let someone from the Naughty List harm me!
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>>6763840
...Certain groups of people work a certain way. Right?
>>6763578
I-I see! But it's possible that there are people like you out there who still don't know about it! I-I have to do something about this situation, before it ruins the whole holiday!
>>6763860
>jojo buttblasted because someone posted r34 of his ava
wewlad
>>6763865
>godmoding anons
>not just either letting it happen or ignoring it
why am I called a shit rper again?
>>6763831
>And so Artoria carried Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa to the sleigh.
>Santa tue awaaaaaaay in the sky they go.
>>6763896
Just tell me when my gift is ready, that's all I care about
>>6763848
I-I don't know that woman... but... but for some reason I feel like I don't want to meet her.
>>6763901
cause you are one :^)
Murderous Games 169
First 33, might bump.
>>6763901
>Letting it happen
>Ever
I ignore them all the time, but if I feel like bullshitting my way out of it I'll do it.
>>6763924
BIGGIE CHEESE
>>6763924
Alexander the Great
>>6763924
Kamikirimusi
>>6763924
Sanji
>>6763924
Dipper Pines
>>6763924
Sophocles
>>6763924
Jack Spicer
>>6763924
Misuzu
>>6763924
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>6763924
Len
>>6763924
Cirno
>>6763924
Sabina Altynbekova
>>6763924
Capra Demon
>>6763924
Rolf
>>6763924
Gladiolus Amicitia
>>6763924
Sicktard
>>6763924
Kirigiri
>>6763924
Avenger
>>6763924
Pajeet
>>6763924
Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer Santa
>>6763924
Yukine
>>6763924
Villager
>>6763924
Lord Beerus
>>6763924
Chicken-chan
>>6763952
Fuck off Pajeet.
>>6763924
Kurumi
>>6763924
The Tornado Of Terror
>>6763958
nice rp
>>6763899
It wasn't because he posted porn of his ava. He was mad because link is posting degenerate loli porn. Get a clue.
>>6763924
Adolfo Nicolas
>>6763964
You want a nugget?
>>6763924
Kurumi and Albrecht
>>6763924
Adrian Rollini
>>6763924
Joshimuz
>>6763924
Blizzard of hell
>>6763924
Ereshkigal
>>6763924
Christmas Artoria and some loser on the right.
>>6763924
Daemon
>>6763924
Blanc
Check it
Also KK, if you're lurking get on dicord, I wanna show you a few things.
>>6763996
Swap
>>6763986
>>6763988
>>6763996
Rolf is ready to begin the senseless massacre of the innocent ones!
>>6763924
Reigen Ar
>>6763966
Then why is jojo posting loli?
>>6764017
...Arataka. Reigen Arataka.
>>6764007
Thanks Tohasaka
>>6763999
kk is on discord you dipshit
>>6763996
Hmmm. Put her in~.
>>6763959
>>6763991
>>6764025
Weird, can't see him online, nor on my friendlist. Maybe I'm just blind.
>>6764017
A bit slow on the draw there.
>>6764029
>>6764007
Done.
BLOODBATH
>>6764037
so Steamfags moved over to Discord?
>>6764039
Blank#2864
I have a note for everyone for cases like this.
Why not talk about discord drama on discord ? You fucking inbreeds.
Really makes you think huh?
>>6764055
Pretty much. Okabe killed the old steam group.
>>6764022
>kissu
>>6764056
Yeah just found you.
>>6764052
Did you really feel the need to point that out?
I was just seeing if someone would swap me in. Can't say I'm surprised.
>>6764056
>everyone
>implying
>>6764063
Whats the story behind that?
>>6764052
Typical
>>6764087
Everyone started using discord. He killed the group because it was empty.
>>6764052
Other humans aren't normally my targets, it regrettable but it's either me or them.
>He dusts himself off and strolls away.
Maybe I should use explosives more often?
>>6764083
At least you tried.
>>6764052
DAY ONE
>>6764111
Rolf cannot recall the last time a vermin attempted to jump kick Rolf in the noggin, but Rolf does not think he will see that ever again.
>>6764111
If I can find even one more...!
You. You're coming with me. You might be useful.
>>6764111
So, are you going to give your stuff or not?
>>6764121
BOOMBASTEEK
>>6764052
Again? Really?
Shalashaska
>>6764126
You give yours first.
>>6764111
This guy must be blind.. I definitely don't blend in with this crowd.
>His bulky frame sticks out from the crowd.
>>6764147
Alright
>presents 3 buttons, a cotton ball and a wet towel
What will this get me?
>>6764142
I put you in but you died in the bloodbath.
>>6764111
30 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>6764159
I'm really not lucky with your games, you should text BS to see if there is not a glitch with my name or something like that
>>6764159
You better give me something for doing this, or I'll throw you on the stack too
>>6764157
Is there anything more valuable you possess? This stuff is not of my interest.
>>6764159
Well that was goddamn rude.
>>6764159
>He passes out in of his Coleman camping chairs.
>>6764159
DAY TWO
Those two outlaws wouldn't be celebrating something like that together if any of you knew how to shoot a gun.
>>6764190
Yeah, I do have one more thing
A single shoe, frozen in a block of ice
>>6764029
>Blanc looks up from her book.
Oh?
Thank you.
>>6764200
All you have to do is beat people up when I don't feel like doing it myself, understood?
>>6764200
With how small she is no wonder she needs my protection. Sure yeah, I'll accept.
>>6764200
A little rest won't hurt.
>>6764205
By any chance, is this a shoe that belonged to someone renown? If so, I'd buy it.
>>6764228
I found it in a rotting shack, so it has to be
>>6764175
I'll do that right away. We'll get to the bottom of this don't worry.
>>6764200
Skipped some peace.
23 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
>>6764135
You were too busy insulting my clothes.
>>6764159
You're such a lightweight.
>>6764200
Tch...I don't care! Get out of my sight!
>>6764243
uhhhh.... That's a rat.
...
We should step on him
>>6764250
I thought you said you could handle it?
>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's litarally tens of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
>have fun finding the ghost among you
>>6764241
I'll give you for this... this stone I found on the road. How does that sound?
>>6764243
Hmm... What's up with this big guy?
>>6764243
DAY FOUR
I've really been meaning to remove that event...
>>6764271
Only one rock?
Make it two and you've got a deal
>>6764269
Hi, Seth.
>Unknown sponsor #6999
>>6764216
Just don't disappoint me~.
>>6764278
Stirrup to stirrup, side by side...
>>6764279
>he picks up another one lying nearby
Deal?
>>6764269
use me, use me like your average groupie
>>6764243
Hey, I'm not complaining, the role of protector has always fallen on me. It's a role I'll gladly play.
>>6764278
Huh? Why'd I buy this again..? Hey you! Take this, I don't need it.
>>6764294
Deal!
Just give me those shiny rocks now
Fresh off the boat, from /hga/, kid?
that is if you can handle it…
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here.
This ain't /hga/ ,kid.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to /ofh/, you daily show watching son of a bitch.
Me ?
This is HG.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that.
Braindead.
None of that here. You don't circlejerk. You don't suck Hoshi off.
It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on HG by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking /hga/ friends would circlejerk.
heh you'll see, kid . . .
heh I remember when I was just like you.
We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer...
You can be anything here.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches.
I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.
>>6764269
>>6764282
+1 UID, samefag.