Murderous Games 167
First 36
The Player
Colonel Sanders
Satou the Absolute Madman
Smug Queen
>>6752114
Rena Barkley
Christmas Artoria
Prince Hamlet
Muffet
>>6752114
Sophocles
>>6752114
Carlton
Adrian Rollini
Strayed
Paladin
Lord Beerus
Adrian Rollini Remover Adrian Rollini
>>6752114
A fucking cheetah
Misuzu Gundou
Toki
Velvet Crowe
Eggman-kun
Senshougahara
Lee Yong Jin
>>6752114
Maga
Merryn
>>6752114
Alphys
Capra Demon
Thorfinn Karlsefni
Megaman
7 more
>>6752239
Pepe Rena
Casshern
>>6752239
Kongou
>>6752239
Will Smith
Soma Schicksal
>>6752239
Shitting Dicknipples
Dante
>>6752239
Leon
>>6752239
THE BEST THERE EVER WAS
>>6752114
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6752239
Kurumi
La Pucelle
>>6752281
>pulls wings
>>6752279
>>6752169
>>6752291
Give the lady my spot.
>>6752291
I am as ready as I'll ever be, dearie.
>>6752291
Swap Merryn out for the next in line.
>>6752297
>There are no wings to pull.
>>6752291
Oh...good luck, everyone!
>>6752291
Ready to run the program
>>6752291
My district looks less than promising, but let's go.
>>6752303
>>6752318
done.
Let's begin.
>>6752368
>Yeah, me making Rollini my bitch is pretty canon.
>>6752368
Is this the game you wish to play? Very well then.
>
>>6752368
>sigh
>>6752368
>
>>6752368
>when host helper makes your computer start typing in Chinese
>>6752445
How unfortunate. Ahuhuhu~...
>>6752445
Pitifull. May I suggest getting familiar with energy-based weaponry? Perhaps I could teach your kind how to craft such a thing.
>>6752294
>throws in front of a truck
>>6752445
Skipped some peace.
20 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
>>6752497
>>6752497
As concluded in the previous bout. I may or may not have very low alcohol tolerance...
>>6752497
DAY THREE
>>6752547
>closest
There won't be a sea vast or deep enough to hide yourself from me! SHOW YOURSELF AT ONCE, CRETIN!
>>6752547
14 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
>>6752630
Having avian companions is not as bad as it might sound, yes? They will scout the map and inform me of any noteworthy marks in the nearby landmass.
>>6752653
>a 2D girl that is a mental model of a battleship
what kind of autist dreamed this up?
>>6752630
DAY FOUR
>>6752673
I think we all wondered the same thing when introduced to boatgirls
>>6752673
>Someone that is Japanese. No further explaination needed. I like the anime better than ''the other shipgirl series''. Not much of an achievement, but there you have it.
>>6752676
...I will jump down this building myself before I'll take even one more drop of this vile toxin you mainlanders call ''beer''
Hoshi
Junko
Lenny!
>>6752676
12 tributes remain.
NIGHT FOUR
Shalashaska
>>6752727
ofh
I love you Yuno.
>>6752702
How can you enjoy watching such blatantly contrived garbage?
>>6752720
THE FEAST
Sew how arm you today hamburger games?
>>6752762
The same way you're enjoying Hunger Games
>>6752736
Merry Christmas Ocelawesome!
>>6752774
>Implying anybody enjoys HG
>>6752773
أنا بخير شكرا و أنت؟
>>6752782
B-but, it's not christmas
>>6752782
Why wasting time here then?
>>6752762
>What can I say? I am easily entertained. Sorry if that bothers you, Anon.
>>6752773
>>6752791
Wrong. The spirit of Christmas lives in the Christmas spirit
>>6752797
F-for the (You)'s
>>6752771
Thanks for hosting kid.
>>6752736
Done.
>>6752771
DAY FIVE
>>6752799
as long as you enjoy it senpai, I just find the whole idea a little ridiculous... but then again /hg/ is pretty much the same
>>6752786
يمكن أن يكون أسوأ
>>6752800
>Story?
>>6752819
>I'm glad we can agree on the latter. I wish you a good day, sir/ma'am.
>>6752808
H-huh, I guess you're right, merry christmas to you too!
>>6752816
Good game guys
>>6752824
إزالة كباب
>>6752813
No problem.
>>6752816
6 tributes remain.
NIGHT FIVE
>>6752824
هذا شيء جميل
where the fuck are all the cute girls
>>6752864
Can I make a suggestion? at Rollini's event, could you think about changing ''promptly eaten'' to ''voraciously devoured''? It sounds more impactful in my opinion.
>>6752878
Your call, dearie.
>>6752843
same to you shipgirl
>>6752878
You can check next door.
>>6752879
>vore fetish
>>6752878
Where the fuck are all the cute guys
>>6752889
I see that edge is sharp as ever today
>>6752861
لا ش
>>6752876
موافق
>>6752878
Girls aren't cute anymore. It's about feminine boys pretending to be girls.
Thanks for letting this happen queer.
>>6752878
M-Maybe in your dreams.. don't ask here please
>>6752901
See you're as annoying as ever today.
>>6752864
DAY SIX
It all ends next slide, place your bets.
>>6752908
Oh how I love your smug replies
>>6752908
S U S Q I H
>>6752878
>>6752902
إن شاء الله الله محمد تكبيرة الله أكبر
>>6752878
>>6752902
اتمنى لك يوما طيبا
>>6752941
PEASHY!
>Tackle hugs
>>6752902
>>6752948
>>6752957
>>6752948
>three Allah's, nigga calm down
>>6752913
ITS OVER
>>6752988
CONGRATULATIONS THOROFINN KAHSEFNI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlotdBbCSwU
>>6752925
Keep it in your pants, weirdo.
>>6752933
You don't need to rub it in my face any more.
>>6753013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUFfPFXreYk
>>6753013
Thank you but, what did I win?
>>6752988
>>6753013
Yeah, thanks.
>>6752960
Stranger danger!
>>6753013
Great job and thanks for hosting!
>>6753015
Out of all the smug 2D whores on here you manage to get me the most infuriated and yet aroused at the same time. You give me the oddest erection but I love it.
>>6753013
Updated bounty board
http://pastebin.com/1F1NSVyN
>>6752957
ولك أخي فضلا
>>6752948
يدعون له شقيق
>>6753043
You get a nice blue ribbon. Didn't you look at the wincard?
>>6753058
Placements, and thanks for playing.
Happy trails.
>>6753013
>Pats butt of winner
>>6753067
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6753013
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6753067
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>6753049
No, I don't want to hurt you or anything!
>>6753013
Congrats.
>>6753058
Thanks for running the program
>>6753067
A ribbon? Thanks I like it!
>>6753068
>Squirms away from the molester.
>>6753087
Then why'd you sneak behind me?
>inb4 Garfielf starts decapitating everyone's heads in the name of allah
>>6753114
I yelled your name, I wouldn't call that sneaking...
What's up everyone?
>>6753013
>>6753067
Congratulations, Thorfinn. Thank you for hosting, Yuno.
>>6753129
Hallo.
>>6753120
This is why we need Jon, only he can stop garfied
>>6753051
I can barely even fathom what you just said, but you make me want to vomit.
>>6753067
Thank your hosting, miss.
>>6753120
Keep kebab in his place
>>6753064
haws hal min almmkn 'an tueraf kayfiat qara'at majmueat min ytmayl? 'aydaan alllah alllah
>>6753137
Nice to see you again cat guy. How is your afternoon?
>>6753122
Yelling scares me! You don't come from behind people and scream their names.
>>6753120
>garflief goes full memri
>>6753166
What should I do? Quietly walk up to you and whisper?
>>6753129
You dress funny, Mister?
>>6753166
>you don't come from behind people and scream their names
>>6753158
Cold be batter
>>6753141
I don't care just as long as you keep up that smug rp so I can get off.
>>6753180
>murders u
>>6753190
You're seriously creeping me out. Go away.
>>6753176
It's what cool kids wear, but it is very expensive. Sold an extra arrow to a pawn dealer.
>>6753144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxBEgyEPABo
>tfw Russians actually traveled to the Balkans just to keep kebab in its place
>>6753180
>Tries to get a peek at spinnerets.
It appears we may need a host. In that regard, I shall take 36 of you, ahuhuhu~!
>>6753180
Have you no shame, Rachnera?
>>6753216
Shalashaska
>>6753180
And what does that mean?
>>6753185
Just don't piss people off.
>>6753204
>can't wait to see American and Russian forces work together to kill ISIS
>>6753216
Okuyasu
>>6753216
Garfielf teh king of sunny funnies
>>6753197
Don't worry, I'm just going to lurk and observe your role-playing while I masturbate from now on. Just make sure to keep it extra smug and edgy for me, that's how I like it.
>>6753216
Queen Smug
>>6753216
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6753216
Tenten
>>6753216
Rena Barkley
>>6753216
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>>6753216
Sophocles
>>6753216
Rachnera
>>6753216
Yuubari
>>6753216
Sierra
>>6753216
Sonia Belmont
>>6753216
Alphys
>>6753216
BIGGIE CHEESE
>>6753216
Eggman-kun
>>6753216
Misuzu Gundou
>>6753216
Flamin' Yawn
>>6753216
Skullomania
>>6753216
Space Dandy
>>6753216
Colonel Sanders
>>6753216
Rin
>>6753216
Rinoa
>>6753216
Tira.
(Sorry everyone bout last time, i passed out kek)
>>6753216
Senshougahara
>>6753216
Peashy
>>6753180
Ew a spider.
>>6753172
Better than yelling and grabbing me.
>>6753216
Alexander the Great
>>6753216
a fat dildo
>>6752177
>pets
>>6753216
Kongou
>>6753216
Lee Yong Jin
>>6753290
>runs off
>tip toes up to
Peeeeeashyyyyyy
>>6753216
Pajeet
>>6753216
Jack-O
>>6753216
Late Adrian Rollini
>>6753297
Thanks but if you want an autograph, just ask.
>>6753210
See something you like?
>>6753192
>just ducking dies
>>6753228
It means whatever you want it to mean.
>>6753219
Last I checked I didn't.
>>6753286
Hi
>>6753285
>pulls into a kiss.
>>6753324
I don't get it.
>>6753216
Shinra Kishitani
>>6753324
Not really, just curious about some things.
>>6753308
>>6753216
Madoka
See you later, HG.
>>6753327
>Photographs intensely
>>6753354
Later
>>6753216
Gladiolus Amicitia
>>6753345
>gibs one pudding cup
>>6753216
Lord Beerus
>>6753354
Later
>>6753327
Ohhhhhhhh my
kys 2016fags
Five minutes for any swaps or corrections, dearies!
>>6753216
Ban Mido
>>6753420
>kissu
>>6753416
>change my name to Adrian Rollini m8
>>6753439
>I'm debating on whether or not to not change it to fuck with you.
>>6753344
If you want I could just give you a private session.
>>6753340
Then don't worry about it. It was just a harmless joke.
>>6753416
Looks fine.
>>6753373
>takes the pudding cup
>>6753445
If you want to fuck with him you should name him futanari loving pedro
>>6753445
>god dammit Gorey
>>6753403
More of that in the games~ if were lucky!
>>6753357
Heehee, sounds like its time to punish a pervert~
>>6753373
>>6753453
Hey that was mine!
>>6753416
Looks ok.
>>6753466
Pervert? These are going straight to IGN!
>>6753453
I swear to god bitch
>>6753453
Alright sexy spider lady... Don't you get cold in that?
>>6753453
It just sounds weird when you put it like that, but if we get some time away from the fighting together, I'd like to hear more about you, or more accurately your people.
>>6753456
>I should, but nah.
It appears there is but just one name change. With that, we shall begin soon!
>>6753473
Ignore her
>gibs another pudding
>>6753416
I have a good feeling about this game, I think I might do well today.
Good luck everyone.
>>6753491
>>6753473
>takes that one too
And thus, we begin.
>>6753475
That wont do at all
>she slices into him.
Wait til 6!
>>6753511
>Bleeding badly
JESUS CHRIST LADY, CALL AN AMBULANCE
>>6753500
You too miss.
>>6753510
We'll just have to apply it thicker then.
>>6753510
Hat will be one muslin toe nail!
>>6753510
Who needs a vehicle? I can just hoof it there!
>>6753488
There's nothing interesting about me or my kind. My attic is always open if you find yourself to be a little lonely.
>>6753479
No because I stay indoors on cold days like any normal person would do.
>>6753510
I wonder where little Kee has scuttled off to.
>>6753514
قطع رأس مثلي الجنس شاذ جنسيا
>>6753514
>>6753510
>>6753538
We gotta get a franchise set up here, oh goodness gracIOUAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH
>>6753538
This is more like it.
>>6753514
>Hey Janus
>>6753547
Alright. So why do you dress like that?
>>6753538
I deserved that.
>>6753547
I think there is plenty of interesting things about your kind to be learned. I'm still recovering from the last hit I took though, so I'll leave you be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv0zFIeITM0
>>6753589
TOO FAST! TOO FAST! GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING THING!
>>6753538
Swear to me that you will forget you saw this.
>>6753572
Because it's comfortable and is easy access when the time calls.
>>6753578
Stop by and visit sometime, it gets lonely in that attic.
>>6753589
I was just asking a question?
>>6753589
Hallo!
>>6753584
this guy hasn't watched much anime at all
>>6753589
Pleaseeeeee?
>>6753517
But thats no fun!
>>6753514
>so vampys going to give yukine the dick
>>6753635
Vampire dick > ghost dick
>>6753589
Seems someone is having too much fun. I'll meet back up with you guys sometime later.
>>6753629
Alright, but I'll need directions.
>>6753641
>Giggles like at her own childishness.
>>6753641
>dies
>>6753624
It should be me who should be embarrassed.
>>6753629
I see. But what is the easier access for?
>>6753641
If I see that Chinese asshole I am killing him.
>>6753635
>Blood is seeping out from his lips now
Please, I'm dying lady, you can have the pictures, you could have just asked me! Don't kill me over this, don't, don't kill me. I got kids.
>>6753641
For an old man you sure do act like a child.
>>6753629
>Easy access
>When the time calls
>>6753641
Oh Jesus our Lord Almighty, I ain't evah gonna forget the kitchen in that house. When the health depahtment hears about this,
>>6753641
It..was..mine.
>>6753666
>fortunately for you she dies before she can finish you off.
>>6753661
>wrong slide, bucko
>>6753687
Not my desired line of work.
>>6753641
O-Oh... Oh well. There's always next time. I'll do better for sure.
>>6753687
With how often I hit my head falling, I should start wearing a helmet. Drowning is no more comfortable when you're unconscious than when you're awake.
>>6753722
>Sorry
>>6753725
No you won't
>>6753661
If you can't even figure that out then there's no point in telling you.
>>6753656
I said the attic. If you can't find that then there's something wrong.
>>6753674
>pets
>>6753741
They should clearly look for some other line of work than this.
>>6753760
Come on. I wanna know. Is it so that you can move around easier? If it has some other meaning I don't know it...
>>6753741
Am I dead?
>>6753760
Am I supposed to check every house where you could reasonably be, or are we talking about a strangely named business? You never mentioned an address you know.
>>6753774
It's for everything, I'll justcput it that way.
>>6753772
>waves the dildo around
A shame. You could've had it all. All 9 inches.
>>6753799
Is 9 inches enough for you?
>>6753745
Don't sweat it.
>>6753772
I'll give it one more minute before I keel over and die.
>>6753751
I understand why you don't believe in me, Anonymous. After all, I'm just a girl with barely any talent at all. But I'm trying my best just like everyone else. I know that if I set my mind to something, I can do it if I work hard enough.
At least, that's what Momma told me...
>>6753799
Are you sure? I feel like you are holding back something...
>>6753800
Quit being such a spoiled brat, there's a death course to attend to.
>shitposts
>>6753858
Spectacular sure, but, I'd rather go somewhere where it's quiet.
Anyone here? It's getting to fucking quiet.
>>6753810
That's just thesize of the phallic object. Size isn't everything you know.
>>6753781
Just find a man named Darling. He'll show you around.
>>6753832
I have nothing to hide so quit worrying.
>>6753894
It's been too long since I've had cotton candy.
>>6753946
>to
>>6753946
I can only do so much about that, dearie.
>>6753932
The hell we taking pictures around the park for?
>>6753959
Today just ain't been my day.
>>6752114
How i add 36 players on the HG?
>>6753946
I didn't even get in the game...twice in a row.
>kissu
>>6753992
>tongue kissu
>>6753955
Uh-huh. I guess I'll just have to hope he is in the phone books.
>>6753979
>Simulator Page>Increase Amount or something like that.
>>6753955
I got it. It's that sometimes if I think too hard it starts to hurt. Oh I have extra candy that you can have.
>reaches into his pocket and pulls out 2 small bars of candy
>>6753992
I hope that is girl.
>>6753982
I'm sorry. Maybe I can let you have my spot next game.
>>6753959
I see.
>>6754029
It's fine.... I just need to be faster.
>>6754026
Hey this is min-
>>6754040
Immunity cat, fucker.
>>6754070
I know she has it!
>>6754070
Too bad it wasn't boiling water. A hated boiled egg sounds lovely right now.
>>6754046
That's the spirit!