HG Thread

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>>6744512
....
Can't you take a cave? Or...a house?

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>>6744550
Nope, a ditch suits someone like me perfectly. Besides, I got everything I need down here...

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>>6744471
>reels back from the sudden touch
I believe you're mistaken.

>>6744497
Clearly you tried but maybe not hard enough.

>>6744498
I have only been around that long. Ever since I was born I have been in service.

>>6744576
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart, but it don't matter. It clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore.

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>>6744576
....
I sat and waited for 600. Some things are unreasonable.
>>6744574
>She stares at her, and then at the sky.
Shelter.

>>6744576
P-Please love me, Nagato-chan!

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>>6744607
>pets the kitten

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>>6744606
What were you waiting for?

>>6744607
Hello again small creature.

>>6744597
Perhaps her heart had grown icy over the time of your absence.

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>>6744606
Yup, it is a shelter for me alright. Just... a very, very odd one. I wouldn't give a rat's butt if someone sleep in this ditch. The only thing I ask of them, is to not touch my stuff.
>>6744607
.....
>Pets the white fur ball, ignoring the green ball.

>>6744648
Hello, how are you? It's so typical of me to talk about myself. I'm sorry.

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>>6744646
Love is something I am not suited for. But if you are in needvof a friend I can Atleast do that much.

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>>6744550
Why is Akuma a girl?

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>>6744648
A...human. He sealed me there. It broke early, but...I had to wait. I was told to stay there.
>>6744676
Who?
>>6744656
Stuff...?
>She leans forward, examining the ditch itself.

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>>6744647
>Barks cheerfully.
>>6744648
>Wags it's tail, while waddling towards you.
>>6744656
>Puffs out, uncontrollably.

>>6744669
We can be super special friends :3

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>>6744706
It barked! The kitten barked at me!
>she picks up the animal and holds it close to her face
Is there something wrong with your voice? I could help you myself. Let's cut you open and see what's inside of you.

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>>6744705
>There was a small TV, and only three gaming consoles next to it. A futon layed out in the middle of the ditch, near small snacks and such. Finally, there was a mini-fridge

Yup, my stuff.
>>6744706
....
>Doesn't mind the sudden puff up at all. Hakuno picks up the fur ball in her arms, hugging the crap out of it.

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>>6744710
Just friends.

>>6744706
>she tries to keep her composure and not give in to the adorable fur ball quickly approaching
Are you...lost or something?

>>6744705
So you followed an order that was given. By whom?

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We are ready to rock

>>6744767
The type of friends that hold hands.

transnigger-shemale-genderfluid manbaby

>>6744706
Awoo?

I like you guys.

>>6744802
I love you too, Anon.

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>>6744771
Does it look like we're ready to rock? It looks like we're ready to dig our own graves and settle down into them. We're finished. At this rate each and every one of us will die alone with no one to hold and call our loved one.
Don't you feel how stale the air is? It's enough to dry up any mouth and send us all into hysteria. I wonder if we'll die at this rate. Dying from having no water or liquid to cure our thirst. Is there a name for that? Thirsting to death? I wouldn't know, but I think there's a Mr. Bolton here that may be able to tell us that definition. During my time here I've seen that he knows all about thirst.
To answer your question - no, we're not ready to rock. We're sooner going to die than have any kind of fun, and we're all to blame for our sudden downtrodden atmosphere.

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>>6744767
A priest. He defeated me, it was the...honest thing to do.
>>6744771
What?
>>6744764
...I don't know what any of that is, anyways.

>>6744816
>kissu

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>>6744816
...okay

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>>6744738
>It fidgets it's paws uncontrollably, as you grab a hold of it's fluffy fur.
>>6744764
>Embraces the hug whole heartedly, yet the dog was seemingly frustrated as it was caught by surprise.
>>6744767
>The dog waddles at your side and sits, ignoring whatever the human just said.

>>6744795
>Bobs it's head with curiosity.

>>6744784
I'd still hit it

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>>6744841

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>>6744822
Just normal living stuff for a NEET really.
>Walks over to her futon, and gets into it's sheets.
Now, I am going back to sleep.
>>6744839
>Sits the dog on the ground, and goes to sleep on the futon.

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>>6744827
K-Kissing me even though you don't even know me!? You could have given me a disease! Mono! The kissing disease! I-I work too hard to let some schmuck ruin my health! I wanted to die in a different way, a way that captured just how pitiful my life way and you've just ruined it!

>>6744828
It's this bad, I know, but please hang on. In the near future you should have much more to talk about than a simple "okay". You're going to need it too, because nobody will ever talk to someone that only says "Okay" or "So?" or "And?". Anytime a person gets a text with those dreaded words their hope immediately recedes! No friends, no future, and nothing to look forwards to! Don't be one of those people that make life worse for another person! Instead you need to become interesting!

>>6744839
>she positions it's arms so it's paws are touching her face
Ehehe, it tickles~

>>6744861
>kissu again

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>>6744822
What?
>>6744861
>Backs away slowly

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>>6744861
I feel as if there's a very deep message hidden within these words of this woman I see before me.

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>>6744860
...Neat...?
>>6744881
What?

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>>6744904
You said what to us

>>6744904
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>>6744881
nice rp

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>>6744778
Absolutely out of the question.

>>6744822
You shouldn't have done that. Especially if he had no command over you.

>>6744839
>looks around quickly to make sure nobody is looking before picking up the dog and walking away to her room

>have to go, sorry

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>>6744879
Why are you kissing me!? I told you to I want to die a death without any kissing involved! All this impact on my face is making me go crazy!

>>6744881
You're nervous, but that's alright. There's a lot to be nervous about when you take into consideration that we're all going to die eventually. This place only speeds it up for us. It gives us something to do while we don't think about our own troubles. The troubles that keep making their marks on our being, the troubles that will eventually take over. As long as we can ignore it then it'll all be okay. Close our eyes, count to ten, and then drift off to sleep.

>>6744901
Can't you tell? I'm nothing more than your average woman. You're looking far too deep into things if you're taking my words at anything but face value.

>>6744920
>kissu hand

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>>6744909
>>6744910
I don't understand.
>>6744913
He defeated me. It was...honor?
>Seeya.

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>>6744923
You want to die, don't you?
>she gently holds the anon's hand
I could assist you. I have some pills that will make you fall asleep, never to wake up. I have them just in case I get too anxious and want to end it myself.

>>6744932
I love you.
>Kissu

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>>6744920
The average woman? I think not, miss. I have been invovled in the lives of women since the days of caring for me sick mother when I was a child. I see no ordinary maiden before me. There is worth in looking deeply into simple things, and though you may admit, your appearance may be considered plain, there is something churning deep within that head of yours that I find unusual in the common woman I meet in these parts. I cannot be fooled!

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>>6744860
>The dog growls in discontent, while you play with it's stubby little paws. It eventually flings off your grasps, with it's unparalleled strength and jets off into the distance.
>>6744913
>Accepts whatever fate has set in store for him, and assumes the best treats that'll come along his way.

>G'night.

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>>6744938
>>6744920
He's say'n that he likes your RP, m'am. And he's letting you know he doesn't think you're as boring as you say you are.

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GOOD EVENING, HG! TELL ME, HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN?

Wew lad I know its dead hours but this is ridiculous. Lurkers show yourselves.

>>6744956
I FAPPED A LOT :D

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>>6744961
>Goodnight

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>>6744961

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>>6744961

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>>6744966
OOOH, CONGRATS, ANON! WHICH WAS YOUR PROUDEST ONE?

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>>6744961

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>>6744937
You make me sick. I'm calling the police and reporting you for sexual assault on an innocent lady. I hope you think of me when you're alone inside of a cold jail cell.

>>6744938
Consider yourself fooled, b-because I'm nothing more than a clumsy old rakugo comedian! What you see is what you get. Nothing different about me at all. You're simply looking too much into this because you want me to be something more than I am, but the cruel reality of it all is that I'm nothing new to these parts!

>>6744949
C-Cops show up to a place like this at an hour as wee as this...I-I know you guys must be bored, but surely there's another place around these parts that you could visit, say the house with the loud children? I believe there may be illegal activity going on over there. P-Please do your job and bust those creeps before they make a move on my future child.

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>>6744956
It has been a bit tiring. Finding Christmas presents in a nation that doesn't really celebrate Christmas is hard.
>>6744961
I am here. Дoбpый вeчep.

>>6744961
+1

>>6744975
THE LOLI PORN ONE :DDDDD

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>>6744985
YOU COULD'VE ORDERED ONLINE DURING CYBER MONDAY, AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS, AT THE VERY LEAST YA COULD'VE GONE TO A DRUG STORE AND BOUGHT A CHEAP DOLL FOR WHOEVER YOU'RE GIFTING THIS YEAR.

>>6744987
oh
why would you be proud of that
that's really bad, anon

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>>6744982
They say no two flowers are ever the same, miss. Through shallow eyes they may see a bunch of the same old, however once in a while, even a lonesome flower gets to enjoy the passing by of someone who actually stops to appreciate them. I believe if you are normal, be so normal to the point where you're unnaturally normal!

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>>6744961
I'm here... just drunk off my ass. Drinking a bottle of wine by myself.

>>6744961
Nah.

>>6745003
OKAY I FEEL BAD NOW AND WONT DO THAT AGAIN ;D

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>>6744961
>Goodnight

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>>6744969
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>>6744976
>>6744985
>>6744986
>>6745006
>>6745013

Now talk to each other you cucks. Or I will be forced to do acts of unspeakable horror. And that's forcing you all to watch all tyler perry movies non stop for 72 hours

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>>6745006
>Same, but a jug of Arizona since I can't drink booze.

>>6745018
>...But I just bought and downloaded The Talos Principle DLC...

>>6745018
Nah.

>>6745018
What a fucking douchebag. Stuff like that is how Skynets get started.

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>>6745004
That's...no good. No good at all. You can find something so normal that it's abnormal, can you? That wasn't how I imagined myself. I want to be seen as normal in the eyes of a few people. Nothing different about me at all. I don't have dark thoughts, or a tiny heart, or an indifferent perspective. You and I both know this wasn't supposed to happen. You need to find someone else, right? Move along and find said person and let me fend off the creeps that want to kiss my hand. I want no part of you. You're trouble, and I don't know how to deal with trouble. I-I might accidentally kill you, or worse.

>>6745018
Poor robot :(

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>>6745003
But I live in Russia. Half the time, there are only matryoshka dolls and scarves to gift to others. Then again, they are relatively cheap...
A drug store? Yes, because krokodil would be a perfect gift to give everyone here, дa? I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier!
>>6745018
Heт. I would love to, but I do not think they would appreciate talking to me.

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>>6745018
Boston Dynamics has made some incredible advances in the last few years.

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>>6745014
Thank you!
>pat pat
Next time, do it to something healthier!

>>6745041
THEEERE WE GO! SEE, THAT WASN'T TOO HARD, WAS IT? I'LL BE EXPECTING LOTS OF PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS FROM YOU, AS A TOKEN OF YOUR GRATITUDE FOR MY INGENIOUS INPUT.

>>6745054
I heard the DoD shut them down for being a money sinkhole.

>>6745018
Fuck you. I'm talking to /b/ros right now.
>>6745025
The tea?

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>>6745038
Why aren't you a humorous one? You're certainly not acting normally in front of a handsome gentleman like me at all. Usually a normal woman would be taken aback at my looks and exchange a few pleasantries before parting ways. Meeting men is a normal part of every day life, but you do not seem to be familiar with this situation.

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>>6745062
I may be tall, and I may have silver hair, but I am not Father Christmas. Everyone here will either get a matryoshka doll or a scarf. If I like them enough, a bottle of vodka!
...Not krokodil. No, no, not krokodil.

Post the last image you fapped to

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>>6745070
>Yep. Good shit.

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>>6745076

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>>6745064
I really hope thats true. Those things were getting crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPanW0QWhA

>>6745076
It was of Nagato tb.h

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>>6745018
Hi! My name is Skullomania, I'll take the pleasantries of talking to anyone who deems worthy to speak to the hero himself......aaaaand that hero, being me Skullomania. I've parted my efforts in tonight's workings just to talk with you, so please.... make this quick.

I've got a world to save from villains, prep for bed so I can take the kids to school and beat the early morning rush hour.

>>6745084
My God, they've crafted a horseless carriage.
This is going to change transportation forever!

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>>6745018
There's too many humans.

>>6745088
I want to hug Bewear

>>6745084
>you will never invade 3rd world cunts with drones and robot attack cheetahs

Feels bad

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>>6745096
I want Bewear to rape Ribombee

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>>6745091
Your imagination is super boring.

You see a mundane prototype, I see generation one of a vicious robot attack dog

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>>6745072
I don't get out much. I'm either at work or at home, watching TV from a 30 year old television.
Guys like you tend to annoy me. So happy and full of life all because you were born with good looks, intelligence, and a nice work ethic. It makes me sick how easy you have it.
I don't want you looking at me every again. I feel as though I might throw up if your sparkles shine in my direction. Leave me be so I can rot by myself with my own self-deprecating ways.

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>>6744961
Am I late to the nonexistent party?

Predict someone's next ava.

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>>6744930
Neither do we
>>6744920
We just woke up

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>>6744961
Business is finally windin down in old Kentucky.

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>>6745112
Absolutely not! On my throne back at my Host Club, I look down at your commoner towns with ever growing yearning to join you to learn about your commoner ways! And now that I have met the most common of commoners you cannot expect me to forfiet this opportunity so easily!

After all, I am an agent of everything beautiful! If you're jealous of such qualities, I'm always happy to share my secrets and advice!

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>>6745099
>ywn suppress the general population with mechanical soldiers that wont rebel, wont question orders, and that you dont have to worry about some asshole's family getting pissed off at you if they die.

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>>6745121
Wake yourself up and talk! Get your neurons going! Standing still and asking why instead of doing will not fully wake up up!

>>6745133
Is this when you take me into the back and take my clothes off? I-I'm not ready to lose my virginity. I have always pictured it would be by force, but not this kind of force. Will you let me go if I do a flip instead? I have never done one before, but I reckon I could try for someone that refers to themselves as a host.

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Hey guys,.. I'm pretty drunk right now.., wanna know why?

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>>6745121
You spoke first.

>>6745164
Because you're a lightweight?

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>>6745164
Because you drank?

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>>6745164
You're running away from something?

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>>6745164
Because life is too cruel to go through with it sober?
Or maybe you're just stupid.

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>>6745164
okay, why?
>>6745165
Then you asked what
>>6745155
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure

>>6745150
>ywn surpress civilians as society collapses with a bipedal sentry bot that has enough fire power to put down a mob as you tear gas the population and discriminate against the people of color by sending the robot hounds on them while spraying them with a firehose.

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>>6745155
Good god woman, I did not expect this level of ignorance. Before such physical relations, there must be genuine love, affection, and most of all marriage between two people! Nothing by force will ever be legitimate, it would be an outright tragedy! We do not provide such services at the Ouran High School Host Club, we are no Pillow Boys, my good maiden!

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>>6745164
Drunkards like you make me sick; bum, get a job that'll kick that miserable life of yours off the streets.

>>6745184
>>6745182
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>>6745171
>>715317138 #
I'm gonna put all my focsu into this and make myself as coherent as possible...
So I was driving my mom home 3 weeks after her historecctemy... I don't know how to spell it, and I had a little fneder bender with another car, no big deal, no one got hurt, we exchange insurance info, and then I continued on my way with my mom, about 10 miles from home. I got about halfway there and I was driving down the road like normally, when a giant fucking dear hoped out into the road and totaled my car. So the fcuking dear pretty much totaled my car, had to fucking rip that bitch out of my broke ass windshield and then tear the windshield itself out cause I wouldn't have been able to see. So I get back in my car, covered in the blood of this fucking dear, my mom unconsuois in the backseat, and an 80 pound bag of flesh just ripped through my fucking windshield. Naturally I drove home with my mom, got my brother to help me put her in her weelchar the hospital gave us, and pushed her inside. He wsa pretty confused, but I just waved it iff as nothing and I'd deal with it in the morning. Took a shower, grabbed a bottle of wine. Now I'm here. >>6745191
Also fuck you. I'm a functioning member of society. I only drink once in a while.

>>6745214
Nice pasta, you fucking idiot.

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>>6745190
I feel like you would have no reason to lie to me. I gave myself up and you still didn't take me. It's because you can smell death on me, right? Haha, yeah, that does it to a lady. I can't help that I attract such negative energies. It's in my blood. Ever since I was younger I've been this way. You must excuse me if I start getting out there. It's, how you'd say, and artist's ramble.

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>>6745222
>pasta

>>6745241
>Copy pasted from /b/
>Doesn't know what a fucking pasta is

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>>6745184
I didn't understand what you said.
>>6745214
....
Okay.

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>>6745241
>implying that wasn't his thread.

Are you guys THIS untrusting?

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>>6745252
We said we were ready to rock

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>>6745261
>Hugs

>>6745284
When you get sad, do you shed tears or Tiras?

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>>6745265
But what does that mean?

>>6745214
>just leaving a good 40 or so pounds of fresh venison on the side of the road
Were you high as well?

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>>6745284
You make me think a lesbian relationship is a good idea lady.

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>>6745299
Means we are ready to do stuff

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>>6745235
I only wish to leave a smile on the faces of all the women in my wake. There is no smell of death I can sense from something so alive. Conversation is never too farfetched. It's nice to get out of the host club and hear something different from the newest gossip of the higher class families. What say are your interests, miss? It must be something completely amazing for it to have earned your time and devotion. You spoke of art, I'm glad someone so expressive have chosen to express themselves in such a direct and honest way as art.

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H-HAND OVER THE FUCKING MONEY, HG! I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND. I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU WITH MY BLOOD SWORD. IT'S EDGY AS FUCK.

>>6745300
Shitty car.., not honna get SHIT out of it though if there's bloodstains everywher.

>>6745318
>snaps rubber band at

>>6745318
>Gives piece of hard candy.
S-sorry, young lady, but I don't carry cash.

>>6745319
You could have had 40 pounds of good deer meat if you'd kept your damn ties in the trunk like a normal person there, Captain Morgan.
Take care of your mama, she's gonna feel like ass for a few weeks.

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>>6745318
>She hefts her club and points it at the woman.
>>6745306
Why not just say that?

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>>6745305
You too.
>>6745292
Tears dummy! When we get really sad, BaD ThInGs HaPpEn!
>>6745318
Could i kill you instead? Pleaseeeee

>>6745342
Shit, mane, I was just making a bad joke, don't kill me.

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>>6745326
O-ouch! that freaking hurt!
>Starts bawling and forgets about the robbery
>>6745331
>Snatches the candy
Thanks....You're a really nice person, anon.It's what I was going to spend the money on too if i'm being honest.
>>6745339
W-whoa now! We don't need any trouble. I already have what I came for...sort of..
>>6745342
What!? No! I just need some money for candy.....

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>>6745315
Why I'm here? I don't know. I showed up and sat down to play with a little puppy cat, and now I'm here talking to you. I guess I'm simply waiting for something amazing to happen.
And yes, I am an artist in a way. A rakugo comedian in fact. I get paid to entertain small groups of people with whimsical stories and jokes. The thing about comedy and stories is you need the kind of mindset to for. Seeing everything through a different eye. And eye that most people wouldn't have. An eye...and eye...two eyes, three eyes, four.

>>6745335
I could probably go walk and get it... would have to cut it up and refigorate Orr freeze it though... don't know how to do anthing with raw meat.

Evens host
Odds vidya

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>>6745318
We have a sock full of buffalo nickles, do you really want that?
>>6745339
Eh didn't fit the mood

>>6745362
Kek

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>>6745342
Oh stop~

>>6745351
>grabs another rubber band
If you know what's good for you, you're going to stop spooking me.

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>>6745373
>Takes the sock right out of your hand
Thank you so much! I'm going to be able to satisfy my sweet tooth for about an hour with this!
>>6745378
I-i'm not trying to spook you! Stop it!

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>>6745348
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee?
>she lifts anons chin up
It'l be fun!
>>6745351
AnD I NeEd SoUlS fOr SoUl EdGe YoU-*lightbulb*
How about a trade?
>>6745377
Not going to any time soon~

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>>6745362
Right, come one, come all. So long as all is between 24 and 36.
>>6745376
Every time.

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>>6745351
Don't just go threatening people.
>>6745373
It fails to make sense....
>>6745391
Kamikirimusi

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>>6745384
That's not the sock you are looking for, that is a sock full of spiders....well it was

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>>6745391
Mae Borowski

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>>6745391
Rinoa lover Tira
>>6745399
Hi Oni - Chan!

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>>6745391
Yellow Heart

>>6745006
>>6745391
Tensa Zangetsu

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>>6745391
Ivan Braginsky

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>>6745351
Not a problem. Glad I could help. If you ever want anymore, feel free to ask.

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>>6745391
Metal Cooler

>>6745361
You can probably gut it and bleed it on the spot.
Nothing makes you feel more like a man than bathing in the blood of your kill.
Go skin it and wear its hide as you strut triumphantly back through town, stalwart hero of the land.

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>>6745391
Tira's bae

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>>6745391
Gritty Reboot Skullomania

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>>6745402
>freaks the fuck out and leaves

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>>6745399
To you, others would get it
>>6745391
Venom

>>6745384
This is a bad situation I'm in, so I'll have to take drastic measures if you push me.
>aims

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>>6745391
Burrito

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>>6745357
I am a step above from a puppy dog aren't I? I'm not one to let such a talented young woman waste her potential, now would I? Speaking seems to be your skill of choice, an entertainer as am I. When they laugh, I do hope they're laughing with you, not at you...

I'm a little afraid I will be brought up in one of your stage stories in a moment of nervous blank mindedness.

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>>6745391
Wolf Brigade

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>>6745391
Lancer

>>6745388
It depends. Can I make bad jokes even after I die?

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>>6745391
Mandy

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>>6745391
Strayed
(Male)

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>>6745391
Venom White

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>>6745436
ummmm. Yes?

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>>6745391
Kukuru Anrakutei

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>>6745391
Carltama

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>>6745391
Colonel Sanders

>>6745456
Then it's settled. Feel free to kill me if you want, I'm just thinking of bad jokes to tell.

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>>6745391
An angry loli

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>>6745391
Michael Jackson

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>>6745406
Im gonna do stuff to you.

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>>6745391
Ichigo
>I'm done with throwing in filler tributes
>someone else do it

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>>6745391
Fred Durst

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>>6745391
Akatsuki

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>>6745406
...You again?
>>6745425
Everyone?

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>>6745391
The Joy

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>>6745391
Late Go

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>>6745391
Tamaki Suoh

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>>6745431
Do not worry one bit about being brought up. The people that come to watch have no idea who you are, or if you even exist. If I describe you perfectly they'll ultimately think you're a character I made up inside my head.
That, and the fact none of them care about you at all. In the end they hear your name and forget about it as soon as you go home. If I were in your shoes and you were in my sandals it would be the same thing, but at what cost? The cost of my looks, swagger, and ability to talk to people one on one without creeping them out to new hights.
What I'm trying to say is: life is one big joke weather it's coming from someone on stage or the acts of nature or divine force.

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>>6745496
Everyone!

>>6745512
>>6745461
Swap...

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Make your requests, swaps, etc.

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>>6745533
>Swap:
>>6745486
>>6745500

>Yes, Grimes I actually do like you.

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>>6745518
I'm part of everyone.

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>>6745539
It's a meme, you dip. t-thanks though. You're a swell fella.

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>>6745533
This is a great district. I like this district.

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>>6745539
>>6745545
oh and deny that dank swap. fella deserves to play.

>>6745533
Rioting for the angered one

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>>6745513
>Lips tighten a bit at the bitter realization that some where out there, people don't know who he is or is talking about him

Life cannot be so bleak! I refuse to believe it! Even if the world does not know or understand everyone's individual bonds, connections, the very thing that makes this life wonderful, those who have them will not. They will cherish those bonds. On through many bonds, many small strokes will a true painting be completed, many small stories will one of your comedy shows be completed!

Even if the world forgets about me. I promise you, your night visions will be tormented with the fact that I am not reading you a bedtime story to sleep! Or comforting you, telling you how you will wake up tomorrow and the world won't have come to an end!

>>6745523
Thank you dear sir... I sense immense pain in your swap. I can only hope my swift death may satisfy the pain left from your sacrifice!

>>6745482
>>6745533
Swap either of them with Ichigo... don't really need him.

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>>6745533
Ready!

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>>6745481
what kind?
>>6745496
What's wrong Oni? Don't tell me you're going to be a goody-goody. We HaTe ThAt.
>>6745468
>She lunges at him and drains his soul with kiss
https://j.gifs.com/VmnkLO.gif
>>6745533
Yay! District 2 is going to be Number 1!

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>>6745544
Everyone!?

>>6745555
Quads calling for a riot? Damn.

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>>6745533
Right, I believe that is enough of that. We shall begin now.

>>6745568
W-When I said I needed mouth-to-mouth, I was just joking...
>Seinfield laugh track plays as anon winks at the audience
>dies

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>>6745568
The kind that's probably best to keep secrets over

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>>6745568
>The oni rests her club on her shoulder.
I couldn't care less. You just keep calling me that thing.
>>6745571
Apparently.

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>>6745584
Get the fryers fired up, boys!

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>>6745595
Are you even a part of us?

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>>6745584
What an abrupt end to that love story.

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>>6745584
This sucks!
>>6745595
But it's what you are! Don't you want to embrace your parents? AnD DeStRoY tHe WeAk!
>>6745593
hehee, I'm really good at keeping them don't worry~

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>>6745558
I'm not tormented by the fact you're not reading me a bedtime story; I'm tormented by the fact I have nightmares in claymation and live in a state of constant paranoia and doubt and waking up drenched in my own sweat and tears.

>>6745584
It's creepy, dark, hallow and wet...I like it.

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>>6745584
Damn this spandex obstructing my world view, feh. I guess my little wardrobe malfunction helped me where I am now, safe and sound, outside of that boring castle.

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>>6745545
>>6745549
>I'm nice, Grimes. Accept the swap, lest I sock you in the jaw again.

>>6745584
>Well, never mind, they both got in.

>>6745612
Well, this is really creepy. I could make a lotta bone puns, but I got better things to do.

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>>6745612
You did a good job of making sure I died quickly. Bravo.

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>>6745612
>F Gritty Reboot Skullomania
>An angry loli
>Metal Cooler
>Akatsuki
>Rinoa lover Tira
>Kukuru Anrakutei
Seems the silver tongued human is jealous that he has yet to find a partner.
>>6745634
You made it apparent that that is what you wished.

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>>6745612
ItS oK JoLlY. sHe CaN PlAy WiTh OuR CoRpSe WhEn ShE FiNdS uS.
You think that gloomy? How sweet of you~

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>>6745599
If you're part of everyone, aren't I?
>>6745614
I don't have anyone. And I really couldn't care less.
>She looks uncomfortable.
>>6745639
I don't feel different at all.

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>>6745639
Well, that's nasty, but I guess don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Or a gift wall. Whichever.

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>>6745614
So you say. Guess we'll just have to put one another to the test

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>>6745616
Where may I attend one of your shows? Something tells me it's not something to simply pass off lightly. I'm sure your guests are getting the bang for thier buck, hearing you describe your nightmarish experiences. Your bedroom must smell interesting indeed. Maybe you do need a soft, comforting, and gentle bedtime story. What have you been eating and watching before bed all these years?

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>>6745584
IMPOSSIBLE! THE BIG....oh, he's still alive technically.

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>>6745646
That's deep man

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>>6745639
>F Venom White
>Michael Jackson
>Tira's bae
You would think that he could survive simple poison.

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>>6745656
Figures he would find a way to cheat death
>>6745659
Something we can't

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>>6745654
I eat chocolate, pickles, and chips while watching as many horror movies as I can fit into one night.
And if you want to see one of my shows you'll have to go to [Japanese Prefecture], got to [Japanese Street], then turn on [Japanese Street], and it'll be the third building to your left.

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>>6745650
Ok! Come closer then and we can test each other as long as we need to!
>>6745646
So why not? Killing's fun after all!

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>>6745659
>F Lancer
>Venom
>Wolf Brigade
That trap is usually best against the slow ones.

Good night, hg

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>>6745678
I'm not you. I don't think like you do.
>>6745683
Weird....
>She stuffs it in to her kimono.
>>6745658
You say a lot of strange things....
>>6745689
Goodbye.

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>>6745689
Goodnight, Anonymous.

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>>6745659
Creepy vampire dudes always do this kinda crap.

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>>6745683
>F Ivan Braginsky
>Late Go
You are a chef of poultry yes? What an ironic fate.
>>6745689
Good night faceless child.

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>>6745701
>shakes the dog off her leg

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>>6745701
I honestly thought this would be a good experience being my first time and all, but that scowl is just killing it for me.

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>>6745678
>Snuggles up close
Oh you are so bad~

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>>6745691
That's part of our charm

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>>6745701
The feast has arrived and that human has quite the silver tongue indeed...
>>6745716
I would get used to it.

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>>6745701
>friends
Yeah... friends...

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>>6745726
I don't see the charm.
>>6745701
Blegh.... Doesn't anyone have sake, here?
>>6745728
Ghck...! Damn...humans! All of you...!

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>>6745716
I've had better

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>>6745728
Just wait till I tell mommy and daddy that you poisoned my cake!

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>>6745741
You most likely did. I had no Idea what I was doing, but it was hot.

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>>6745728
However, he couldn't quite talk his way out of this one.
>>6745742
Sweets, your only weakness eh?

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>>6745728
...Where the hell do you even find boar around here?

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>>6745724
Now we can be bad together!
>Carries her to bed and spends the night making secrets

(i got to go to work soon, so congrats to the winner and thanks host in advance!)
>>6745691
I'l ask you later! You better reconsider!

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>>6745748
....That was something...

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>>6745748
Che...

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>>6745755
Have a great day!

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>>6745676
>Places hand on ear transceiver and whispers
Kyouya? Did you get that? Read it back to me!

...No, no! Not [Japanese Street]! [The Other Japanese Street]. Damn it! Not The [Love Hotel], the thrid building, the third!

>Takes finger off the transceiver

There can only be so many horror movies for every night of the year... they say you beocme what you watch, and as much as I would hate to mention the genre "Horror" and "Crime" at this moment, I would like to note that effect so I might recommend some romantic titles that you can enjoy...

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>>6745736
You don't see charms unless they are lucky

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>>6745748
>F Colonel Sanders
>Mae Borowski
>Kamikirimusi
>Fred Durst
>Yellow Heart
>Tamaki Suoh
Seems we are at the final two. Let's hope he fights better than he is in the bed.

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>>6745777
>She sneers.
You don't know what you're talking about.
>>6745755
I probably won't.

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>>6745790
Tsk... damn...

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>>6745796
No that's when we talk about other countries, then we have no idea what we're talking about

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>>6745790
Thank ye kindly for hostin

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>>6745748
I like sweets!

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>>6745790
The world may never know.
>>6745814
You are very welcome.
>>6745818
I can tell.

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>>6745826
Nonetheless, your winner.

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>>6745826
Just my luck...

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>>6745835
Placements and winscreen soonish.

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>>6745835
Good job Burrito! Winning it for district 5! and thanks for hosting

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>>6745835
Thanks for hosting Skelethane.

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>>6745813
You don't know anything about charms.
>>6745835
Guh. Congratulations, human.
And thank you.

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>>6745771
Romance movies make me sick with how unrealistic and materialistic they get. I tend to watch them if I don't want to go out someplace I'm supposed to. If you're trying to win me over you're doing a bad job of it. Here I thought I was talking to a man that knew how to woo a lady, but the more we talk the more it's starting to sound like you're a creepy stalker than wants to barge in on my performance and cause a commotion as you and your friends try to settle in.
Face it, you're subconsciously trying to foil your own plan because deep down you know it's a mistake. Getting involved with me or any of the other girls would send you all into hysteria, and not the good kind either. I'm talking about the kind that makes it seem like crows are eating you on the outside as tiny worms eat you from the inside, hoping one day to finally meet so they can enact the proper predator and prey relationship.

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>>6745843
Thanks for hosting. Good job burrito boy.

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>>6745843
thanks for hostin.

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>>6745843
>>6745835
Congrats and thanks for hosting, i guess...

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>>6745842
You sure fell for him it seems.
>>6745849
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>>6745865
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>>6745876
It is a simple service, thank you for playing.

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>>6745835
Well, congrats.

>>6745843
Thanks for hosting and all that.

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>>6745882
Thank you for your work, handsome skeleton. I hope to win your little game one day.

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>>6745854
Well we know about the hearts, stars, horse shoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and a red balloon and the Leprechaun children stalk to steal these things from

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>>6745890
Your very welcome, feline.
>>6745892
I am sure in good time you shall.

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>>6745882
Never in my inmortal life.

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>>6745859
Oh, look. I've been exposed.

It appears my attempts to entertain have been futile all along. I've been called a stalker many times, even worse on some occasion. Such is the price of being a host. I was never really prepared to be accused of such barbaric motives when I trying to see a show of a person I've had a conversation with. You see, there isn't much to do around there parts when all approaches and attepts of friendship are stamped "closed" and thrown into the bin. I've never met a comedian so against a person for trying to bring people to her shows. Is this how you conduct business, madame? I assure you the worst of them are already sitting at the pubs you perform at but I must apologize for trying to bring a little diversity into the crowds.

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>>6745939
>her mood and facial expression turn downtrodden
I'm not allowed to preform at pubs anymore...

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>>6745968
Let me guess, you've had a bit of a tiff with the owners? You don't seem to be the drinking type.

Where is Ivan?

>>6746004
Gave him a break.

>>6746004
>Where is Ivan?
Waiting in line for the new Apple iVan.
Vroom vroom.

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>>6745979
I almost bit one of the onlooker's ear off when I got heckled. I'm not used to that at the normal place I preform. It's a little more high class than a pub, but at a pub anything goes. You're not limited to any kind of humor. Whatever makes you laugh you say for everyone else to enjoy.
It actually brings back memories of starting out. Nobody is born into comedy you know. They go out and fail more times than you succeed in order to become a comedian. Starting out was rough, but there's a certain charm to it. A charm that has left my eyes long ago. When they say you're only young once they really mean it mentally. Once you're older and your mind opens up a little more you slowly step into sadness, than depression, and then you're wondering the woods as somber as ever, waving a big stick around and proving your worth to a pair of shoes because nobody else cares about your worth or what you do as long as it benefits them in the long run.

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>>6745843
And finally, here is the winscreen.

>>6746010
If I ever see your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to jack off Ill cock your clock off